apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
no ai generated content will ever compare to the absolutely cartoonishly evil plot to cut down trees to prevent workers from striking to get livable wage.
That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.
Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."
The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.
And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?
Ok I just realised how funny the Stellaron hunters are as a group.
You have destiny’s slave, a prophetic script writer who has foreseen how every event will ever play out, a daring manipulator incapable of feeling fear, a crazed immortal who’s only purpose is to be a weapon, a master hacker and reality manipulator, and a fearsome mech pilot who has no mercy for her victims.
But they’re also a cat (???), woman who wears contacts even though they barely alter her eyes, man who really really really wants to die, gamer girl, and girl with the actual lifespan of a firefly.
work / life balance while running a hotel with not enough sleep OR girlfriend time like
Charlie: "Vaggie."
Vaggie: "No."
Charlie: "Vaggie. Are you awake?"
Vaggie: "Ughhh..... if i am then im in hell..."
Charlie: "I just wanted you know that, if I wasn't bone dead tired from dealing with our wonderful amazing exhausting friends all day with you, I'd be making love to you right now."
Vaggie: "Charlie this had better be a dream because if you woke me just to say that I'm kicking you out of bed."
Charlie: "Okay. Dream me loves you very much."
Vaggie: "Awake me will love you too in the morning, sweetie."
Charlie: "You will?"
Charlie: "......"
Charlie: "Maybe if we woke up just a liiiiiittle bit earlier tomorrow morning, we could actually have time for-"
Vaggie: "Babe."
Charlie: "-I know I know, sleep. Right."
Vaggie: "Before that, can your dream-self reset our alarm?"
Sultry words stimulate the mind while expert techniques stimulate the body. But if you want a woman to really open up her desires, she needs trust. Trust stimulates her soul. Earn it, and the rest will flow naturally.
Abusive parents will convince you that you're incapable of being independent, when all your life you were nothing but independent. You were growing up and figuring it out and resolving issues and solving problems all on your own because you had no goddamn parents because nobody filled that role for you. You were on your own from the start. Nobody ever enabled you to be anything but independent.