Dewey: You need to be more careful!
Louie, who was dragged into Dewey's mess: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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Defender Tales incorrect quotes #7
*Original*
Blizzard: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Shadow: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Blizzard: But what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Shadow: Blizzard, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Blizzard:
*What would actually happen*
Blizzard: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Shadow: It means you were the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Blizzard: But what’s the first worst thing?
Shadow: I dunno, being born?
Rusty, walking in with a very, very disappointed look on his face: They weren’t always orphans, you know.
Shadow: Well, yeah I know that, they had to be born somehow. But I’m glad you’re here, Rusty, you can help us figure out what this expression means.
Rusty: Shadow-
Blizzard: I mean, it’s kinda rude, to say “I’m the second worst.” I think I’m the worst.
Rusty: guys-
Shadow: Perhaps Maverick visited them?
Rusty: GUYS, THEIR PARENTS ABANDONED THEM!
Blizzard: Yeah, duh, we know that, no need to scream, we’re just brainstorming.
Shadow: Well, technically, some could have died. But, yes, I agree.
Blizzard: If you haven’t got anything nice to say, shut up.
Rusty *sighing*: Not how that goes, Blizzard.
Shadow: Maybe someone caught a deadly illness and suffered for years before death?
Rusty: I quit *walks away*
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I get that it’s great how everyone respects DT’s pronouns, but I need to know how exactly the conversation went. I mean (and I mean it in the nicest way possible I love and respect DT) if I met them I would not have guessed they were nb(are they nb?) and not gender-fluid for example(I mean they are a shapeshifter, so..) so I’m genuinely curious how they pointed it out.
I mean it could go like this:
Glimmer: And now as you are our prisoner I need you to specify how we should refer to you, are you a ‘she’ are you a ‘he’ or a ‘they’?
DT: The last one
Glimmer: Great *tics a specific box on a form*
Or like this:
Glimmer: We need to level up our security, search ‘flatterina’s’ room, as for the prisoner, transfer- *turns to DT* I’m sorry I forgot to ask, how should we refer to you? So I wouldn’t be rude
DT: Oh, right, I go by they/them
Glimmer: Right, as I was saying, transfer them to the…
Or did they give DT a form to fill in?
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Dewey: I will not let you down!
Webby: Sounds fun!
Violet: K.
Lena: No, I'm fucking not.
Huey: Do I have to be?
Louie: Please god, I am so tired.
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Dewey: *makes a bad joke*
Violet: I appreciate your effort.
Dewey: So you think I'm funny?? 😃
Violet: I said I appreciate your effort, not that your effort is giving results.
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*george and Sapnap arguing*
Sapnap: please- you’re just jealous that dream would throw himself in front of a moving car for me and not you.
George: dream would throw himself in front of a moving car AS A DARE.
Sapnap: ... okay I admit he ain’t perfect but you grow to love the guy.
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can you do a quote on della, Webby & lena?
Webby: Aunt Della, can I talk to you for a second?
Della: Yeah sunshine, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Lena are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Webby: What? No, it’s not that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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