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Sapnap: I invented a game. Want to play?
Punz: Sure.
Sapnap: It’s called George or Patches. I give you actual quotes I’ve heard Dream say, and you guess if he was talking to George or our cat.
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vociferous-chaos · 1 year
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Dream: I'm in love with him. George.
Sapnap: George? As in GeorgeNotFound?
Dream: Yeah. Thoughts?
Sapnap: And prayers, man.
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whatmcytsaid · 2 months
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Dream: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
George: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Sapnap: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, George, learn to listen.
BadBoyHalo: What if it bites itself and I die?
Skeppy: That’s voodoo.
Karl: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
George: That’s correlation, not causation.
BadBoyHalo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Skeppy: That’s kinky.
Dream: Oh my God.
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tang0w0tek · 1 year
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George: Come on, Sapnap. Nobody actually believes that Dream is in love with me.
Sapnap, to the group: Raise your hand if you think that Dream is helplessly in love with George.
*Everyone raises their hand*
George: Dream, put your hand down. 
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George: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Y/n: What's up your ass this morning?
Dream, walks in: Hey
Y/n: Hmm... nevermind
George: WAIT NO
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multi-bookworm · 2 years
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*george and Sapnap arguing*
Sapnap: please- you’re just jealous that dream would throw himself in front of a moving car for me and not you.
George: dream would throw himself in front of a moving car AS A DARE.
Sapnap: ... okay I admit he ain’t perfect but you grow to love the guy.
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Dream: If George and I were drowning, who would you save? Sapnap: You two can’t swim? George: It’s a hypothetical question, Sapnap! who would you save? Sapnap: my time and effort.
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incorrectdnf · 2 years
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Dream: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
George: Unless you're home alone.
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dvilkings · 2 years
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Dream: I think I have a crush on George.
Sapnap: *gasps* Oh!
Sapnap: Why am I gasping? I already knew that...
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tofandomhellandback · 2 years
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George: Sometimes I feel like you love Sapnap more than me :(
Dream: Oh, baby nooo..... Not sometimes but ALL the time. I've known him for 10 years. He put the ground work in. You don't get to suck dick and immediately go number one, you sociopath.
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brett-writes · 2 years
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Sapnap: You know, Dream might meet Tommy before he meets y-
George: I would kill a child with my bare hands before I let that happen.
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Quackity: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with George?
Dream: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?
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alien-slushie · 2 years
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Dream: I feel fine.
George: That's what we're going to put on your tombstone; "He felt fine!"
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whatmcytsaid · 3 months
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George: Do you think your family likes me?
Dream: My mum literally begged you to marry me!
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tang0w0tek · 2 years
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George: Which gender are you-
Dream: Male
George: -attracted to
Dream, being sarcastic: *wheezing* you silly!
Dream, still being sarcastic: Oh you prankster!!
Dream, being serious: Still male though
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Sapnap: Who's your favorite-
Dream: George
Sapnap: I didn't even-
Dream: George.
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