Imagine if Jin Zixuan DID yeet his brother from another mother (🥲) down the stairs.
Meng Yao: I'm your brother. Happy birthday! 🥰
Jin Zixuan: There can only be one. YEET
I am truly sad he didn't; think of the 'No Doubles' memes that we could have had...
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There's a mystery in my crouching here like a beast of prey, flesh gripped by hunger. It's completely absurd: "Is God an animal I'd like to tear apart?" ...But I'm sicker than that. My hunger holds no interest for me. Rather than eat, my desire is to be eaten.
Georges Bataille, Guilty
And there God is waiting to eat him. Later he will go out again, but he will be changed, he will have become different, after being eaten and digested by God.
Simone Weil, Waiting for God
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i like to imagine pre-s3, in the midst of mike and el constantly hanging out with only each other, lucas notices will acting off. he gets twitchy and irritated when someone mentions mil/even probably making out and missing out on the party.
lucas immediately understands that will is jealous, and tells will he understands. after all, he had also gotten jealous in s1 when mike began focusing solely on el. so he says to will he gets it, but reminds him that they're still best friends.
and will smiles and thanks him, but just as lucas is turning away away, he notices the smile dropping off will's face, replaced by a bitter melancholy and longing.
lucas is confused and thinks that perhaps he doesn't get it, after all.
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I'll bet the taskforce was delighted that Light joined them, not because he was smart and would actually help, but because he was the only one that could bully L back.
Imagine having to put up with this gremlin like shut in of a man bossing you around, who is also younger than you and bullies you every time you open your mouth. Then, like a shining star, a teenager of a matching mental capacity appears and starts to bully your boss back.
And all is well, until the teenager joins forces with your boss and starts to tag team bully you like 10x worse.
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Vilkas: Oh, at least it's sweet roll Middas.
Vilkas: *opens sweet roll box to find a vegetable tray*
Vilkas: What abomination is this? Whose day is it? I want answers. I want revenge!
Ria: Okay, but is it okay if I have some turnip? Cos I love turnips.
Vilkas: No!
Vilkas: I want revenge. Shout it with me!
Ria: Revenge!
Vilkas: Revenge!
Ria: Revenge!
Vilkas: Don't make it sound playful! Put some fury behind it. Revenge!
Ria: Revenge!
Vilkas: REVENGE!
Ria: REVENGE!
Vilkas: REVENGE!
Farkas, whispering: Shh! Shh! I am on the phone with my daughter's teacher!
Vilkas: *slides over the vegetable tray*
Farkas, on the phone: There's been a horrible accident. I gotta call you back.
Farkas: *hangs up the phone* Revenge.
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Wanda Wanda Wanda✨
Wanda has a gorgeous smile^^
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Extension to the last question— have the parents done anything to get them to reconcile?
OOC: they've tried, but it never really goes well. Sly doesn't want to reconcile because of how mean she is and Eve doesn't really want to reconcile either because squeak doesn't want to ever be vulnerable with him again after being let down like that. It's kind of a defense mechanism for her
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well! i'm glad that people are finally also really wanting the pcs to just talk to each other after getting off Ashton Greymoore's Wild Ride. so i will once again tap my sign of LET FEARNE AND ORYM TALK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY ALMOST LOST EACH OTHER AGAIN
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maybe you don't want to think about it, but it's unavoidable that eiffel was cranking it up there. i'm sorry. two out of ten of his top things he misses about earth are sex and porn, he's understimulated, and he lacks self control; there is no way around it. it's equally unavoidable that hera, by nature of always being aware of what everyone on board the station is doing, has seen this. maybe you do want to think about this. i don't know. but, one way or another, it's definitely less unfortunate for hera if you assume she wants to think about it.
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