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sinclairstarz · 2 months

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for the cinephile byler truthers. i made the party’s modern au letterboxd accounts

in my head mike wheeler is the film bro cinephile of the party. hes a big brad pitt fan and fincher is his favorite director if you even care.. dirty dancing would be in his top 4 if he was honest. he went to see dune cause hes a scifi nerd, ended up hating it so much and complained about it to will but still gave it 2 stars cause it was pretty. did leave a very mean review. very critical rater but mostly leaves high ratings because he just doesn’t watch things he doesnt wanna see.

alternative movies i considered putting: pulp fiction (5 stars), the killer (1 star), se7en (5 stars), across the spiderverse (5 stars), nope (5 stars) , the batman 2022 (4 stars), once upon a time in hollywood (5 stars), inglorious basterds (5 stars), the matrix (half a star)

the thing is so good and he has a poster of it on his wall in canon so it felt right. it just feels wrong not to do ghostbusters (plus its one of my favorite movies…) and yall need to hear me out on brokeback 😭😭😭 ur telling me he wouldnt bawl his eyes out??? ur wrong. will byers is a jake gyllenhaal lover. he watches dirty dancing a lot for mike, and loves ghibli movies a lot. he cried during rain man. honest rater but doesnt take it too seriously, mostly 4/5 star ratings

alternatives: saltburn (half a star), asteroid city (5 stars), blackkklansman (5 stars), the force awakens (3.5 stars), the perks of being a wallflower (4.5 stars), back to the future (5 stars)

rogue one because lucas has taste. its the best star wars movie, if u care. he would love how fun and goofy ghostbusters 2 is. in my head Wes Anderson is like the party’s claimed director and they all watch his movies together and do marathons because the weirdness, comedy, and emotional commentary is a perfect mix for them. so. bottle rocket. lucas’ favorite wes anderson is the grand budapest hotel if u wanted to know. he rates things pretty highly and isn’t super critical.

alternatives: dodgeball (5 stars), scream 5 (4 stars), the matrix (3 stars), good will hunting (5 stars), jurassic park (5 stars), die hard (5 stars),

likes making lucas watch gone girl on valentines day and telling him shes gonna do that to him next time he annoys her. v for vendetta is her favorite romance movie and shes a big marvel fan (in a cool way. kind of .) but thor ragnarok is probably one of her fav marvels, along with spiderman far from home and iron man. i just know she watches Casino Royale and decided she hated James Bond and then ended up watching all the Daniel Craig Bonds with Mike and loved Skyfall so much. the song is on her playlist and she did cry after No Time To Die.

Alternatives: Superbad (5 stars), baby driver (5 stars), bottoms (5 stars), 10 things i hate about you (3.5 stars), scream (5 stars), kill bill (5 stars), lord of the rings: the return of the king (1.5 stars)

also a bit of a film nerd. i considered giving him a star wars and i know in my heart he’d probably have empire somewhere in his top 4. but star wars is lame and i wanted to give him se7en so he fucking gets se7en. he knows john wick is objectively dumb but he doesnt care hes just here for a good time. the party probably watched saltburn together and all fucking hated it. I just know hes a kurosawa nerd and always goes when the local theatres do very rare special showings of his movies.

alternatives: baby driver (4 stars), the ewok adventure (5 stars) hot fuzz (5 stars) harry potter and the sorcerers stone (4 stars) legally blonde (5 stars) spirited away (5 stars) dazed and confused (5 stars)

she likes movies that make her feel all warm and fuzzy and hopeful. i wanted to give her breakfast club, but i think she’d honestly like sixteen candles more (even though breakfast club’s better). she cried at almost every movie in her top 4 and makes max rewatch juno with her like once a month. she gives most movies 5 stars unless she really hates them, and loves any movie thats fun to watch, even if its bad. she likes movies with pretty girls and fun colors.

alternatives: barbie (5 stars), legally blonde (5 stars), inception (2 stars), heathers (5 stars) pretty in pink (4.5 stars (she was mad andi didn’t end up with ducky)) my neighbor totoro (5 stars)

in conclusion if you haven’t seen They Cloned Tyron (2023) go watch it it deserved the oscar

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all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams · 6 months

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WROTE MORE NOTES WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIES LOKI IS IN. THIS TIME FOR THOR: RAGNAROK. THESE ONES TEND TO BE LESS SERIOUS WHICH MAKES SENSE SINCE THIS MOVIE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE LESS SERIOUS. IT WAS STILL FIN THOUGH.

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I wonder if thor's looking for infinity stones was another of "odin's" (loki's) orders

ragnarok is one of my favorite thor movies though it is less serious than the others. it has a sense of... silly billyness.

heimdall is not there dude. dude got banished. they replaced him with karl urban

skurge has to run alllllllllll the way down the bifrost now

it's a statue of loki, thor. duh.

THE PLAY 😭😭😭 I'll never get over this shit. loki is so fucking funny

"oh shit" YEAH OH SHIT

loki was able to act as odin perfectly before but just loses that here completely like he is barely able to keep his cool

idk if anyone has noticed this. I only noticed after someone pointed it out, but loki doesnt move out of the way. thor pushes him out of the way. loki was just going to stay there and let mjolnir hit him

he looks so good oh my god this movie has some of loki's best looks I just want to Eat him

love that he poked the piece of paper and whispered loki because honestly it's plausible that he'd just turn into a piece of paper

stephen loves dramatics doesn't he?

this scene made me laugh so hard I cried the first time I saw it 😭😭😭 "I have been falling!! FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!"

die odin

the way loki turns and stares at odin after he calls them BOTH his sons

"frigga wouldve been proud" literally kill me it would hurt less. I hate they made odin say things that dont justmake me angry

odin loves dropping crazy jaw dropping earth shattering news and then dipping. he just loves not dealing with his problems and leaving them to someone else

"no. I'm on a different path now. this you must face alone." back to him just making me angry. fuck you old man. just like I said. loves not doing with his own problems THAT HE CREATED.

LOKI'S FACE DOMT DO THIS TO ME. WHEN ODIN SAYS "I LOVE YOU, MY SONS." HIS JAW LITERALLY DROPS HE'S IN SHOCK IN DISBELIEF OF THSOE WORDS SOMEONE HUG HIM AND LOVE HIM FOR ME I CANT TAKE THIS

he fucking oogwayed them that's insane bro it's actually fucking insane 😭😭

HOW WAS IT LOKI'S DOING. HE JUST PUT HIM IN A SENIOR HOME WHERE I BELIEVE HE FUCKING BELONGED AND THAT'S BEING NICE

HELA 💖💖💖💖💖

bye bye loki see you on sakaar

yall don't know how crazy I went when she just fucking massacred the warriors three

trash planet

I FUCKING HATE THAT THEY TOOK DOWN THOR. THE GOD OF THUNDER AND FUCKING LIGHTNING. WITH A FUCKING ELECTRIC (BASICALLY LIGHTNING) ATTACK. IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

I do love loki, but he really did make a mistake calling for the portal to be opened. it seems like a very obviously wrong move and uncharacteristic of loki. idk maybe that's just me. then again he does run so.

jeff goldblum is a treasure to the world

one of his hottest looks. whoever the designer and artists were for this movie have my fucking gratitude for giving me this loki.

how was loki there for weeks and just never saw hulk??

cate blanchett is everything

I domt understand why she's so... loki like. the green and black, the blades, even her magic is green.

i do wish the movie was a little more serious. like loki saying to thor "it hurts doesnt it? being lied to. being told you're one thing and it all being a fiction." it's a very serious matter and it's just swept away and a joke is made immediately after those words are said

"our sister" OUR.

"guess I'll just have to go it alone. like I've always done." AND THOR JUST GIVES A SARCASTIC FAKE SMILE LIKE HE CANT BELIEVE HIM. THOR!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU !!! also you cant blame loki for hela. she would have escaped or been freed at some point.

LOKI'S REACTION TO SEEING HULK 😭😭

you tried thor, but unfortunately you're not natasha. as much as I hate that storyline.

"Yes! That's how it feels!" 😭

makes me even more pissed about the way they shut him down. HE LITERALLY WAS CREATING LIGHTNIG IN HIS BODY AND THEY TAKE HIM DOWN BY ELECTROCUTING HIM!?!?!? DOESNT. MAKE. ANY. SENSE.

also idc thor was winning that fight. only reason he didnt was cuz they did that to thor.

hate to see him go, but love to watch him walk away (loki)

i really do love watching him fight

loki looks so proud and fond like of the snake stabby thor story

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED. DO WE FORGET HIS WORDS DURING THE FIRST FIGHT BETWEEN THEM WE SEE? "I only ever wanted to be your equal!" actually going to lose it rn. COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS THOR. COUNT THEM.

I do think thor is being honest about how he thought the world of loki, but never enough to really look, to truly see his brother. never cared enough to dig deeper. and the mistakes loki made have just made it easier for thor to further ignore the deeper problems with his brother. you can love someone dearly, but still never truly see them. I wonder if knowing of thor's love makes it better or worse for loki. to be so loved, but for it to still not be enough to have been seen, to have been helped at all. or easier for it to be a lie and never loved at all, for it makes more sense to loki, because if you loved him why would you never dig deeper? why could you not see what was wrong? what was being done to him? how he felt? maybe that's why he was so adamant in the past, brushing thor's words away because otherwise that would mean even then it just wasnt enough. and it's more familiar to him too. the feeling he sits in, the knowledge that he's not loved or understood, that those around him think so little of him. and sometimes familiarity is easier than taking a new and brighter path.

he could be more. but it's hard to do that when everyone around you sees the worst in you and your stuck in a shadow your entire life. ignored. it's why I love mobius so much. he sees what others don't in loki and actually pushes him to be better and is there for him. mobius is truly the number one loki apologist.

THE THUD OF BANNER HITTING THE BIFROST 😭😭😭

LOKI IS SO DRAMATIC "Your saviour is here!!"

I LOVE WHEN THOR FINALLY STARTS USING LIGHTNING LIKE THIS. ALSO LOKI'S PROUD GRIN WHEN HE SEES HIM.

I take it back THIS is loki's hottest look

"if you were actually here, I might even give you a hug" " I'm here" AND THEN YOU DON'T SHOW US A HUG ??? REALLY???

the look of horror on loki's face when the ship appears. thor looks curious, but loki.... he knows who that ship belongs to and you can just see the dread fill him.

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#I AM NOT A THOR HATER DESPITE MY COMMENTS TOWARDS HOM HERE #he just angers me sometimes with his behavior and treatment of loki #you cant honestly stand there and tell me he couldnt have been better towards him #loki god of mischief #loki ragnarok #marvel loki #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #tva loki #mcu loki #loki tom hiddleston #tom hiddelston loki #tom hiddleston #thor odinson #thor ragnarok #and i may be angry with how thor is towards loki but i still wish for them to be brothers and to rebuild their relationship #like they were going to do qnd were doing before SOMEONE SHOWED UP AND RUINED IT #i think after rewatching all these movies ragnarok has moved down and the 1st thor is my favorite now #i still really like this movie but from my new perspective this movie was a bit too much on the comedy side #not even gonna get into love and thunder i dont wanna talk about it. funny but.... eh #but i wish ragnarok couldve been a little more serious and i think they messed with loki's character a bit #tho I've heard taika was told to leave his character alone so maybe im somehow misreading his characterization in this one #thor of asgard #thor movies #thor #thor the dark world #valkryie #brunnhilde #bruce banner #loki

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xsarcasticwriterx · 3 years

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I hate you

Summary: In a world where your enemies name appears on one wrist and your soulmates appears on the other but what happens when it's the same name on both

Pairing: loki x reader

Warnings: fluff but some major angst at end, swearing,

Notes: Finally not bucky pfft anyways i got this idea from a post I saw on instagram hope ya like it :) oh and this takes place during ragnarok and infinity war also yes i know the lines aren't the exact same but i tried to keep it similar.

You hated loki no hate wasn't strong enough you despised the god. With his tricks and mischief. with his knifes and need to simply be an absolute dickbag. all of this is what made the position you were put in even more confusing and messy.

You stared down at your wrist looking at the names well name. singular. The names were supposed to be one of your enemy and one of your soulmate which of course frustrated people to the end of which name suppose to take what role. Yours might seem simpler but it made it more complicated.

there was one name. loki. It sat on both your wrist being there since the day you were born. at first it confused you and your parents why the name was the same. Then the confusion grew when a few days later a prince was born named loki odinson.

So your enemy was loki but was also your soulmate. The more you were around loki the more you understood the enemy part of it. He'd pull mean pranks and constantly pester you. you assumed the names on his wrist were in the same case as yours making his constant bother make sense.

Of course now wasn't the time to rehash all of that. you currently were going through something that felt similar to an acid trip. They spoke something of the grandmaster and how this planet was created or whatever. you simply felt sick and like someone stuck your brain in a blender.

you open your eyes not even realizing you had closed them at some point. looking around you are sat next to thor and in front of you is a strange man with eyeliner who looks like a dude going through a midlife crisis.

behind you are rainbow guards. confused you turn to lowkey who looks just as confused as you. “well aren't these two just marvelous. he and a she right?” he ask looking up at a girl. she nods “yes he and she” she smiles at you two. “see this is why your amazing. what do i always say when she shows up it starts with b” he says looking to another girl. “trash” she says glaring at the other girl. “wha- no were you just looking to call her trash that doesn't even start with b” he said confused and shaken. “booze hag”

you cant help but snicker at this. “I- what no i'm sorry i always say your the best god. she brought me my champion y'know” he says with a smile. “so you say every time shes here.” she replied jealousy thick. “how much for them” grandmaster ask. this shakes you up and throws even thor off guard. “hi yes excuse me were not for y'know sale” you say like its an outlandish thing. “10,000″ the girl says. “I am not for sale” thor says ripping his arms out of the chair. “ooo a fighter I like it” he says then the girl presses a button and thor is shaking like he was tased.

“Y'know actually i think i'm ok being sold off can I just nooot have that happen to me?” you ask with a wide grin. “I like her shes funny” get her out of the chair” the grandmaster says. “give her the credits hurry” with a grumble the girl gets paid. “you will pay for this.” thor says to the scavenger. “no I got paid for this.” she says smugly walking off. your chains are released and you stand up rubbing your wrist. “do you got any lotion or anything cause that shit made my wrist all dry” you say nodding towards the chair.

“Get the girl some lotion go go” he says to the other. “come follow me” he says after you get handed some lotion. you walk into a room full of people thor following behind on his chair. The room seems like a party people are chatting music is blasting. “I am the god of thunder!” thor says. tiny thunder comes out his fingers making you chuckle. His hammer being broken but be affecting him more than expected. “well there's no thunder but you did create little sparkles there.” he says walking to a dj panel.

“hey y/n get me out of here” thor whispers to you. “Man i don't even know how i got out ok guess you gotta just be awesome like me” you look around and spot someone who for once actually made you smile “or like loki apparently.” you point out to thor. “loki!” he yells. you hit thor's arm “shut up” you say. loki looks at you two confused.

“loki!!” thor says happily. you simply facepalm you didn't want to talk to loki nor did you want grandmaster from finding out you know him especially if he's caused as much chaos here as he has on asgard. loki looks concerned and does a fake smile and goodbye before walking towards yall “shhh sh” he says. “what are you doing here” he ask “Me and y/n were put in a chair she was released wheres your chair?” thor ask. “i didn't get a chair” loki whispers back. “well get me out of this one” thor ask “i cant.” “get me out” “I cant” they debacle before you interrupt “how did you get here?” you ask. “I was here a few weeks ago I gained his trust i know hes strange but im in the good with him” loki says.

“what are we whispering about” Grandmaster sneaks up on yall. “jesus fuck what are you a mouse?!” you ask feeling your heart pounding like drums. “you know this lord of thunder?” grandmaster ask loki. “god of thunder heh tell him” thor says nodding. “i've never met this man in my life” loki says with a nervous smile. “their brothers” you chime in “adopted” loki clarifies. you smile at the grandmaster. “well if you want to get back to assguard or-” grandmaster starts “asgard” thor clarifies. “Only those who defeat me beloved champion can leave.” grandmaster said with a smile. “just send him that way he’ll stab whomever whatever to get back home” you say. thor nods with a smirk.

and off he goes. not long after loki nods towards where thor was sent and you nod back. As much as you hate loki it was nice having 2 familiar faces here. You walked after loki and snuck into the room. loki was making hand gestures as thor threw a rock through him. “course” you say with a shake of your head. loki and thor look towards you. “why did i actually think for once you'd be nice and actually be here” you say rolling your eyes. “Never put faith in my brother to be nice” thor says throwing another rock through loki. loki rolls his eyes “You don't want my help then i'll just go.” loki says turning around then turning back. “I haven't seen this champion but i know he is unstoppable and terrifying. I have placed a large wager against you won't let me down.” loki says walking off.

“He's right ya know, loki, this champion is a champion for a reason and you don't have your hammer anymore you cant even do your cool lighting trick you barely got it out your fingers...just don't get killed out there please. Loki won't admit it but he cares about your dumbass and so do i so do us both a favor and don't get killed” you say walking out the room. loki was right at the other side and rolled is eyes. “that was cheesy” he says. “shut up i just don't want you to be more annoying than usual if he fucking dies.” you reply with a grumble.

Soon enough the battle comes and you sit next to loki. your nerves become evident the more time passes. loki puts a hand on your bouncing leg. slowly it calms down. his hand stays there as thor walks out. you gulp deeply. they announce the champion and out walks.....hulk? “I have to get off this plant” loki says starting to walk off. you giggle. loki's experiences with hulk were far from fun.

“where are you going?” grandmaster ask walking loki back to his seat. “Hey! I know him! hes a friend from work!” thor says yelling. you bite back a smile. “ahem yea we kind of all work together” you say with a smile to grandmaster. his smile falters. loki looks nervous. as much as you wanted to laugh at his pain hulk throwing you around can be quite traumatic. “hey you're up here...hes down there” you say “hes not coming after you ok hes controlled its ok.” you say to loki. he nods.

The fight goes on and right when you see an end that scared you thor got his powers and blasted hulk. “oh shit” you mumble. “of course” loki mumbles. thor lost the fight that's the summary of it. You and loki ended up wondering the place. “shouldn't we try to find thor?” you ask. “if you want thor i can take you to him but i figured id take you somewhere” loki said. “uh yea sure” you said with a shrug.

You a loki end up at the top of a mountain the view looks beautiful. the sky was many shades of blue from dark to light. “this is...this is beautiful” you say. “yes it is” he replied looking at you. you turn to him seeing him look at you. you smile...maybe loki wasn't so bad after all.

Then an alarm goes off “My precious champion is missing that seductive lord of thunder as stolen him” a hologram of grandmaster says. “shit....thor” you say. “follow” loki says. he grabs your hand and you two end up in the grandmasters office him and the scavenger who brought you and thor is there debate who can bring thor and hulk in faster. “Well i come as a pair” loki said holding your hand up. “uhhhhhh suppose so?” you say with a shrug. “i woke up wanting an execution but ill settle for this little ‘who gonna get him first’” grandmaster says.

you three walk out. “now why would you help my brother escape” loki ask “I help no one but myself” she replies. loki and her end up fighting as you just sit back and watch what can be said watching loki get his ass handed to him was fun. when she knocks him out she looks to you. “do i have to knock you out too? or i can just use this.” she says holding the remote. “uh see i'm not really with him but ya see he makes a great partner in crime but ill just follow willingly.” you say putting your hands up. “good choice” she says.

“Should probably get your name if your going to take us hostage” you say. “valkyrie” she says. you two walk in silence into a room as she ties him up. “i’ll be back keep him there” she says walking out. you sit next to loki and sigh. “your my soulmate...you? i don't know if i have the worst luck.....no i have the best luck.” you say with a smile. one of his sleeves is slightly up and you can see your name on his wrist. “how did we get stuck like this...together.” you ask. loki looks so peaceful asleep. this trip has made you see a vulnerable and kinder loki.

you kiss his cheek before seeing him squirm. his eye open and he looks around. “course she made you babysit” he grumbles. aaaaand he ruined it. you roll your eyes. “shut up and make this easy on both of us and just stay.” you say. “what am I a dog?” he says with a huff. “well you were a snake one time” you say laughing at the memory. he laughs “fair enough” he replies. He starts to say something else when the doors open. thor and bruce walk in. “y/n!” he says excitedly. “Bruce” you say happily hugging him. You two had been close before he disappeared to well here. loki grumbles and bruce turn to him. “last time i saw you, you were ready to kill us where are we at now?” bruce ask. “it varies moment to moment” loki replies.

bruce looks at you concerned. “he's on our side for now.” you say sitting next to loki. “look we need to get out of here.” he points to a portal outside “through there” he says. “through the devil's anus?!” valkyrie ask. you burst out laughing. “I wasn't aware it was called that when i picked it” thor says slightly embarrassed. “well we need a ship mine wont make it through that” valkyrie says.

They then nerd out about ships as loki struggles in his chains. “Don't even try there stuck there” you whisper to him. he sighs and gives up. “I just so happen to know the codes to grandmasters ship keep” loki says. “and your just ready to help?” valkyrie ask “i have run out of favors with grandmaster sO” he says and sighs. you side eye loki suspicious. he smiles you and you look to the others.

“what the worst he betrays us? Would just be another day with the odinson boys.” you say standing up. So that was that. You,thor, and loki would go get the ship. you two were at a door when thor started “I suppose we should talk.” he said. “i disagree,open communication was never our family's forte” loki said. “you have no idea quite the revelation sense we last spoke” thor says

“hello” thor says to the people...things that see you 3 come in. “hi” loki says making you smile “sup” you say before you 3 blast them. “Odin brought us together” loki says as you 3 hide from the shot fired back. “Its almost poetic that his death should split us apart.” loki continues. you sigh “loki why are you so prominent on keeping this angsty wall of yours up” you grumble earning you a side eye. you three then finish them off walking to another key pad. “We might as well be strangers now” loki says ignoring your statement.

“Two sons of the crown, set adrift” loki says. you'd love to say something or really just slap loki so he stops pushing his brother away further and further with every words but you let him continue. The door opens and a man points a gun at loki making him backup and you giggle as thor blast him to the ceiling. “thought you didn't want to talk about it” thor says walking into the elevator. loki puts a finger up “here's the thing” he says stepping over the body. you roll your eyes and follow.

“im probably better off staying here on sakaar.” loki says. that's not what he wants. you stare at thor which he clearly doesn't get cause he then says “That's exactly what I was thinking”

loki makes a stunned face and looks shocked and confused. “Did you just agree with me?” he says shocked. you hit loki's shoulder “what its surprising” you roll your eyes. “come on this place is perfect for you. its savage,chaotic,lawless. Brother you're gonna do great here.” thor says matter of factly. you title your head up and sigh. “morons” you grumble earning two confused looks.

“Do you truly think so little of me?” lokie ask. you shake your head. they really are stupid aren't they. “Loki, i thought the world of you.” thor says. finally now loki dont fuck this up. loki's face soften ups and you smile at it. “I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever” thor continues. come oooon. “but” fucking hell thor. “at the end of they day your you and i'm me” thor says with a shrug. loki looks hurt now. “i don't know maybe there's still good in you. but lets be honest our paths diverged a long time ago” he finishes. fucking hell thor you just had to go and fuck it up. loki contemplates what was just said looking between the floor and thor.

he sighs and nods. his face is full of hurt. you grab his hand softly and give him a small smile which he reciprocates. you may hate loki which lets be honest even that was falling apart but you still wanted him happy. you hated how hurt he looked. like a kicked puppy. “yea...it's probably for the best that we never see each other again.” loki says voice full of pain and almost desperate for thor to deny the allegations. “that's what you always wanted” thor says patting loki. “yall are the most idiotic gods there could be” you say taking thor off guard. loki simply laughs. thor shakes his head and turns back to the front.

“hey lets do get help” thor says happily. this wipes the hurt from loki and replaces it with confusion. “what?” he ask “get help.” he says again. “no.” loki says shaking his head. “come on, you love it” thor says excitedly. “I hate it” loki says shaking his head again. “Its great it works everytime” thor says “its humiliating loki says swinging his hands bringing attention to you two holding hands. This earns a smirk from thor before he says “You have a better plan?” he ask.

“no” loki says. “were doing it” thor says with a smile. “we are not doing get help” loki says matter of factly. next thing you knew loki was limp over the shoulder and thor was yelling get help before throwing loki at the guards. you laughed falling onto your ass. “see this is why i didn't want to do it” loki says nodding to you. “im im ok im good” you say trying to stop laughing. you get up but not far before loki does as loki does and betrays yall. he twitches on the floor and thor walks off. “i'm gonna stay here with him” you say. thor looks suspiciously at you before carrying on.

“if you just hadn't been so stupid and said how you felt and what you wanted from thor we wouldn't be here and now im stuck taking care of your dumbass once again. God i don't even know why i stay anymore when all you do is exactly what would hurt me what you trying to fulfill the enemy part of our deal?” you ask lifting up your sleeves showing the two loki names. “I mean really loki why do you keep doing this please just explain it to me. I started to see a side of you the side that I actually cared for and saw us being real soulmates but then you pulled this crap again and now i don't even know what to feel.” you say before the doors bust in. a rocky man and a group of others walk in. picking up the remote and stopping loki's twitching. Loki looks at you with soft eyes before turning back to the men smuggly. “you look like your in desperate need of a leader” he says. you huff and he looks at you and smiles.

“why thank you” the group says. With that y'all are off on a ship. “sooo where are we running to now” you ask loki. “no more running were going to asgard and were going to kill my sister.” he says with a nod. you smile. you grab lokis shoulders throwing him off. “whatd i do?” he ask. for the first time ever he seems like he'd do anything for you. “nothing” you say with a smile. you kiss his cheek. he looks around confused before clearing his throat. “ok good um ok” he says turning to the panel. you giggle before walking to chat with the others. finally you arrived at asgard which is on fire and surrounded by death. “read?” he ask. you grab his hand. “always” you say turning to him. he smiles and nods. the ship door opens and you all run out and attack.

when the fight seems like a dead end thor blast the whole kingdom with lighting and launches himself out to the bridge. loki smirks slightly which you see and smile yourself. “your late” thor says “your missing an eye” loki says. “ok enough let clear these out and-” you start before hela emerges. what the actual fuck. “hit her with lighting” loki says. “I just hit her with the biggest lighting bolt and she acted like it was nothing” thor yells. “wait....what if this isn't about stopping ragnarok. what if it was about causing it”

thor looks at loki who looks surprised. “this is insane even for me” he says walking off. “Loki!” you yell. he turns around. you grab him and kiss him. its soft and its like the world stopped just for a moment before you have to pull away. “don't get killed” you say. he nods and smiles “anything for you darling” he says with a wink before running off. thor clears his throat. “let's fight” you say. with that you and valkyrie fight with the others as thor hold hela off. you worry for loki how he’ll get out.

Then ragnarok emerges and fire is everywhere. hels is distracted and you and the others run into the ship. flying away Taika says something about the foundation. then it explodes. a few minutes later loki is next to you. “hello darling” he says. you smile and grab onto loki pulling him into a hug. “loki thank god” you say pulling away. you kiss him deeply. “don't ever do that shit again” you say.

You all spend 3 months flying around before coming across a teeny tiny issues heh. you sat in a pool of blood of your friends. people you grew to care about. you tried to scream but were muffled by the guard on your mouth. After the 1st scream they put the guard on to stop the noise. thor was tied down. Heimdall was dead and hulk had been blasted away. You tried to scream again but it stopped as soon as it exited.

Thanos had just decided earth was where needed to be next. “if i might interject, if you are going to earth you might want a guid” loki says appearing. he walks towards thanos. “I do have a bit of experience in that arena” loke says walking up to thanos “if you consider failure experience” thanos said. “I consider experience experience” he said firmly. “All mighty thanos, I loki, prince of asgard, odinson, the rightful king of jotunheim,god of mischief.” he starts spewing off his titles. you see him make a knife appear and you try to scream once again. “Do hereby pledge to you my undying fidelity.” he says starting to power before trying to stab thanos. thanos stops it. “undying” thanos says. “you should choose your words more carefully.” thanos says as he forces loki to drop the knife.

Thanos grabs loki by the neck chocking him. you scream but no sound escapes. tears flood your eyes. “you will never be a god” loki says with his last breath before thanos snaps his neck. thor tries to scream too bt fails.thanos walks over and drops loki's body. “no resurrections this time” he says before lighting everything on fire and leaving. with that your guards are released. you run to lokis body.

you sob and scream. “y/n” thor tries. “shut the fuck up thor” you yell at him through gritted death. you hold loki. your enemy, your nemesis but more importantly your soulmate. rolling up his sleeves you see the one with your name. grabbing the other you see a different name. Luca. you knew him he was annoying as hell. of course now he was another corpse among the rest. you weren't his enemy. He was only yours. Everything he did everything that annoyed you was him trying to be close but in loki's own way. Loki Laufeyson. your enemy and your one true love.

#loki fanfic #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #thor movies #marvel infinity war #infinity war #thor ragnarok #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #mcu x reader #mcu fanfiction #loki layfeyson x reader

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lechet · 3 years

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loki livestream ramblings

long story short: im not sold on it yet and im upset by that

heavy fucking spoilers

what the fuck does "reset the timeline" mean --- does this mean no ones gonna know lokis alive in the avengers

what does lokis signature look like

oh my god loki "what if i was a robot" you need to stop

why is he walking through the queue line loki please

why the fuck they calling him laufeyson

hes not wrong abt the avengers being the cause of it. --- so??? the avengers get to fuck around with the timeline but --- but loki cant??????

oh, aw, i feel so bad when his shit doesnt work god damn it. "dont rush me" LOL STOP -- please

please stop calling him laufeyson. even he said he was "loki of asgard" still. please shut the fuck up.

lokis like "the fuck is going on now"

listen, please let me see loki being a little powerful. im tired of him being so fucking weak to be honest.

"i thought there was no magic here" "there isnt". looks like a damn star wars city.

i hate that this loki didnt go through ragnarok :////

i forgot about phil coulson

didnt he go through torture and shit by the chitarri and or thanos or whatever they were i forgot about the avengers. after falling through space?

oh wow hi tom --- what we doing,,,,,, look at u being all handsome "mr cooper" NO? --- NO??????? COOPER?????????? THE AIRPLANE COOPER??? LOKI SHOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING. IM ALREADY TIRED OF YALL. WHEN? WHEN DID HE DO THIS. CHECKS GOOGLE. 1971??????? WHAT WAS LOKI DOING ON EARTH IN 1971???????????????? IM TIRED. THOR? HEIMDALL? THEY'RE IN ON IT??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. THE RAINBOW BRIDGE KNOCKED THE MONEY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS. "LOST A BET WITH THOR". WHAT? WHAT?????

"i was standing up to make a point"

oh no another one -- oh god okay its one from avengers.

OH ???? OH YOURE SHOWING HIM WHAT HIS FUTURE WAS???? SHOW HIM RAGNAROK. SHOW HIM RAGNAROK. PLEASE SHOW HIM RAGNAROK. HES NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT BUT OKAY. aw the mama ; _; poor frigga,,,,

"and you think you send them to thor" -- "but instead you send them to ---" OH THE LIP QUIVER LOKI,,,, YOUR MAMA, OH MY GOD. SHOWING THIS MAN THAT? THATS THE PROPER FLOW OF TIME.

"you were born to cause pain and suffering and death" oh my god. mobius??? shut the fuck up???? who the fuck is this. owen wilson how dare you. are these psychopaths??????? who is the TVA??????

ofc loki got out of the goddamn room. you moron. you absolute buffoon. fuck you owen wilson. little fucking sneak thief king of mine.

RUN BASTARD MAN. MAKE UR ESCAPE. OH MY GOD

"whats ur name" "casey" "GIVE ME THE TESSERACT OR ILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH CASEY" "WHATS A FISH?" "Shhhh!!!" "whatsafish?" "how do you not know what a fish is?????"

what really really?? casey??? youre giving the man --- in,,,,,,,infinity stones,,,,,,, what the fuck is --- we actually get a ----- USE THEM AS PAPERWEIGHTS?????? A,,assssssssssssssss???d?ddddddddddd?

his face :(

i like casey.

:( :(((( oh my god. oh my god loki,,, baby. baby no----- OH MY GOD PLAYING RAGNAROK. ODIN. oh my god loki. baby. baby please. :(((((( oh,,,, oh,,,,,, oh no and then it shows how he dies dont it,,,,,,, oh no baby boy. no dont watch you die :(((( baby n------ NO BABY,,,,, UGH. ugh.

this is like the cinematic record from kuroshitsuji, for the record.

,_, im so sorry loki.

my boy is SLICK when hes EMOTIONAL. nice. good job buddy. got your collar off. love ya sport.

"I cant go back can i" :((((

oh my god. my heart is breaking for this boy. "I dont enjoy it" im so sorry. i love him so much. im so sorry about all of this baby ,____,

i dont like this. u mean to tell me that we wont see thor and loki anymore. yall have Lost me. ugh. bless his heart.

"why me" y--

*rubs face*

what the fuck do you mean "you"

what the fuck is happening what the fuck is happening yall yall what the fuck is happening,,,,,,,,,,

#lech loki livestream #livestream #loki

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precise-magic · 5 years

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ENDGAME KILLED ME

Okay, so I'm just gonna rant and yall ain't gotta read jack squat. this is for me to find in a couple of years and hate myself for ;)

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK WAS UP WITH NAT DYING LIKE AND TONY DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER AND STEVE WENT BACK TO PEGGY AND TONY AND HOWARD AND LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI

Okay. One thing at a time

I was a little bitch and found it online first, and then went to go see it in the theaters cause I had to work opening weekend and Spoilers are a botch. also, I knew i would be crying a lot and so I was able to pause it while I was at home so its fine don't worry about it.

But like.

the opening, with Clint, teaching his daughter to shoot a bow, and then his family dying. I was crying. weeping. wasn’t sobbing yet.

tony and nebula playing paper football was great. thank you. like we got to see tony and nebula interact and nebula was stiff and awkward but not trying to kill Tony and Tony totally let her win and I love him for it. so much. I'm crying again. it's fine.

!!!!!!!!!!!!! rocket and nebula holding hands was so sweet!! it really shows you how upset they are cause of !!!!!!!!!!! yeah and nebula lost her sister, and then the rest of the Avengers. she failed.she couldn't even avenge her sister. and rocket. lost Groot once? and now it's even more painful. and he lost the rest of the guardians. and they only have each other now and I'm going to die

tony saying “I lost the kid” came into my house and shot me point blank in the chest

Tony yelling at Steve and throwing a fit was not what I expected and it upset me cause it was like watching your parents argue before the divorce. but yeah he was justified i believe.

Carol showing up was great and i loved her and Thor interacting!!

The first 20 minutes came into my house and shot me in the head cause that’s not how i was expecting this movie to go and I love it

Thanos destroying the stones. it makes sense now but before i saw the movie i never would’ve thought of it!!!

A rat saves the universe. Okay but how did strange know that the rat would do it like??? time magic wibbly wobbly stuff i guess

Also scott being the one to come up with the plan!! Love it!! ANd poor cassie!!

TONY STARK HAS A DAUGHTER! SHES ADORABLE AND ID KILL FOR HER TBH

I WANNA SEE MORGAN AND PETER INTERACT OKAY BYE

I’m trying to remember the order it happened like?? its so much but im not complaining!!!

yeah just time travel. not what i was expecting

OKAY SO

Steve, scott, and tony go back to 2012-the first avengers movie. Loki gets the Tesseract, and he disappears. that prompts tony seeing his dad and steve seeing peggy in 1970

but

Thor and rocket go to The Dark World movie. who cares what year. but it’s after 2012-the avengers. YOU SEE LOKI THERE. how? why? did they explain it and i missed it? is loki going to pop back up somehwere? I’m confused? is loki going to end up alive like gamora did? its past gamora brought into the present? its past loki brought into the future by him not being on that ship when thanos comes for the tesseract? how does the dark world happen w/o loki? how does Ragnorok happen? I am confusion. time travel logic confuses me unless its back to the future time travel logic.

Okay so the hulk. I’m cool with this development, I feel like the last movies with the hulk were leading up to this and it wasn't just hastily written into canon unlike somethings *cough* clint’s family in Age of Ultron *cough cough* what with the hulk leaving in age of Ultron and then him Ragnarok and his character in infinity war

my dad, on the other hand, is not going to be happy. I already texted him. He’s not happy with me

Okay so the ancient one already knew about strange??? like?? But then it leaves her and bruce not fighting and she’s like, “ well he must’ve had a reason” and i respect that

also the wizards fighting in 2012 was wrapped up in a nice little bow

steve fighting steve was great

steve being a smart cookie and saying “hail hydra” was neat but now the hydra dude are going to be confusion? and poor past steve, he has to fight himself and he heard “bucky is alive” hell think it was a joke and then when bucky is alive the guilt;’( i would feel guilty anyways) also i expect lots and lots of fanfic for me to read about steve finding bucky faster

Tony getting to talk to his dad!! Im so happy!! It s so great!! if only he got to see his kid again before he died!!

natasha... and clint.... i....

i watched the first avengers movie when i was aboutttt 10? i remember seeing nat kick ass. I loved their interactions. I . I knew she was going to be the one to die. i knew as soon as i saw them and only them there. the writers weren’t going to kill clint cause he was trying to get his family back nad they already established that the avengers was nat’s family. i cried then. im crying now. but seeing thise two genuinely willing to die so the other didn't?? that’s some good shit you can @ me if you like. and i dont feel like it took away from nat’s character. did tony’s sacrifice take away from his? no. no it didn’t i just wish that there had at least been clint lighting a candle for her at the end of the movie. some form of recognition. but thats what fics are for i guess

also her words were “see yall in a sec” or smthg like that before they all went into the past and im not okay

this ended up being longer than i intened.... im not even finished yet... ill just hit the high highlights from here on out

loki. love him. can’t wait to see more him

they really hyped up captain marvel wayyyyyy too much for my taste but she’s still badass and i love her

the peter and tony hug i was very grateful for but at that moment i knew tony was going to die. and so i cried twice as hard

pepperoni being the strongest they’ve ever been and I'm fucking here for it

or well i was...

steve wielding thor’s hammer (i cant spell, sue me) was great and i was happy all the way Up until his shield broke

tony’s funeral as really well done. the arc reactor pepper gave to tony, Harley being there, everyone being there. it was good. i cried. really loud. so yeah. his hologram. he fucking planned for dying so im not okay

also strange and the whole “if i tell you it won’t happen” what did that mean? that if he tells tony that tony will die he won’t snap??? uhhh sounds fake but okay marvel

peter is so going to have a shit ton of nightmares from when he was hugging the gauntlet on the ground and then the badass ladies coming to save him

great scene by the way 9/10. would be 10/10 but no Natasha

i wanna see harley and peter interact and be great big brothers to morgan

Steve going back in time was some utter fucking bullshit. that deserves it’s own rambling post from me so watch out for that mess i’ll post at a later date

all in all(that wasn’t everything I assure you I'm just tired)

I loved the movie. It didn’t let me down like Age of Ultron did. It seemed, to me anyways, to have fewer comedy moments than many of the earlier movies which is to be expected. I did not see the plot line with the time travel and the five year time skip though. I was not expecting that at all. thoroughly enjoyed it though, cause I had no expectations on what was going to happen. They kept dead/present! gamora dead but replaced her with past! gamora which im cool with i want more sisterly bonding with her and nebula and i can’t wait to see her and quill interact again. no bringing nat back, which i would’ve felt cheap if they had tried. like she sacrificed herself so clint could be with his family. if they could’ve just brought back whoever had died, it takes the weight away from the decision and cheapens her death. same with tony’s. i hate it so fucking much but the symbolism and the poetics ending of him anwsering thanos’s “I am inevitable” at the end of the film (which past-in-the-present him parroted from past present him the beginning of the film) with “I am Iron man” from the first film I just.... fucking died and ascended. my body left my soul... I lovedit. And the parallels with peter and him and peter died last time, tony died this time. Im not crying, you are. and yeah..

I hated it so much. But they did it really well. and pepper told him he could rest now.

Basically. It was a great movie. was it perfect? no. but what movie is? This movie was great and you can fight me on it thank you and good night <3

#endgame #avengers endgame #avengers endgame spoilers #endgame spoilers #end me pls #spoilers

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buckymcbuttfacebarnes · 6 years

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Reluctant Relent

pairing: thor x asgardian!reader

word count: 1.5k

summary: (this fic takes place after the events of ragnarok!) after losing his eye to the goddess of death herself, thor happily reunites with y/n allows her to clean his eye and patch him all up<3

warnings: none its just sweet

a/n: y’all idk how i feel about this one i just love eyepatch thorese odinson hes so fucking fine, so i just wanted to write this lol lemme know what yall think

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Your gaze snapped forward at the sound. Thor’s voice was a low rumble atop the murmurs of fellow Asgardians upon the escaping refugee ship; you could hear him clearly though you couldn’t see him. The vehement pounding of your heart made you lightheaded, the sound of its throbbing drowned out everything but the sound of his beautiful voice. He was here. He made it. Your hands shook with anticipation and joy as you pushed through the crowd. It had been too long since you’d seen him, since you’d felt him. Aside from those brief moments in the midst of all the chaos down on Asgard, the last time you had been able to see Thor was when he’d left for Midgard, Earth, with Loki to find Odin.

You saw him before he saw you, his face was turned away. Though you noticed the gap lying between the crowd and the god you ran across the invisible threshold, your joy and relations with Thor prevailing over general courtesies between common and godly blood. “Thor!” your voice came out a ragged pant of desperation as you threw your arms around his neck. He clutched you with his strong limbs, your skin buzzed with his touch. Your eyelids fluttered shut and you tucked your face into the crook of his neck. His chest heaved against your own, in your ear was his own shaky breaths. The puffs of warm air sent shivers down your spine.

Beneath you, Surtur begun to lay waste to Asgard, demolishing it with his fiery rage. Even the knowledge of the destruction of your home could not dampen your happiness.

“I’ve missed you,” you murmured. You needed him here, probably more than he realized. “I was afraid—”

He silenced you with a grunt. “I would have crossed a thousand galaxies to make it back to you.”

His muscular arms loosened their grip on you and he placed you gently back to the ground. You did not hide your shock when you were met with the gaping hole that lie in place of his right eye. The gasp that inflated your chest was so sudden that you nearly choked, your own eyes wide with shock. You grabbed him by his face rather roughly to examine him, inconsiderate in your moment of surprise, and when he flinched at your unsympathetic touch your hands flew back apologetically.

“God, I’m sorry. It’s just—what happened to you?”

“Hela.” The voice that spoke was not Thor’s, but a dark haired woman you did not know. She stood to the left of Thor. At his right was the Hulk, someone you did recognize.

“Come,” Thor said, his voice gruff with fatigue. He took your hand in his own and led you away from the crowd of Asgardians.

The two of you were alone when he finally spoke.

He had taken note of your curious stares and the look of concern that you so desperately tried to hide. He did not like to be pitied. “It’s not as bad as it looks.”

“That doesn’t make it look any better,” you replied, watching as he poured himself a glass of Asgardian liquor. Strong shit.

He smiled at you lopsidedly as he brought the cup to his lips. “I’m fine.”

“Alright then, let me see.” Your hands on his face again, gentler this time. You sucked in a breath of air, hoping to calm your frayed nerves. It was surprising that He winced when you brought his face closer. “I thought you said you were fine.”

“I was, but when you didn’t have you fingers where my eye used to be,” he quipped sarcastically.

“We have to clean it.”

He chuckled mockingly, carefully placing his hands atop yours to pull them away. “No.”

“Yes. It may get infected if we don’t.”

His smile grew as he straightened up, standing tall, an arm snaking around your waist. “I saw you fighting alongside Heimdall,” he began, his fingertips moving languidly against your lower back. “I must say you look gorge—”

“Thor, don’t.

“What? What? I can’t say that you looked gorgeous out there? So strong and radiant. My love, I knew you were a fighter, I’ve always known. You’re so much tougher than you look, but to see you out there today, defending Asgard…” he trailed off, leaning down to press a kiss to your neck.

You leaned into him willingly at first, but quickly placed both hands on his chest to shove him away, “You big idiot! Just let me clean it!”

“Y/N, my silly girl, can’t you just leave it? I am a god, I will be fine.” He looked at you for a few moments afterwards. You could practically see the wall of unwillingness crumbling down as he gave way to a heavy sigh of relent. “If it will give you peace of mind...then I suppose you can clean it.”

Soon he was seated on the edge of a countertop with you standing between his parted legs, cleaning the space where his right eye used to be. Against your arm you could feel the cool puffs of breaths that fell from his parted lips. Every now and then he would wince.

“Are you alright?” You would ask.

“I’m fine.” He would respond, the corner of his mouth quirking upwards into a small half smile.

While you cleaned it, he had begun to talk about his journey. It had felt like forever that he had been away, you hung onto every word that fell from his lips.

“Do you like my hair?”

You looked away from his eye to gaze at his hair (what was left of it anyways). You ran gentle fingers through it and then through the scruff of his beard, you wondered how someone could be so handsome. “Yes. I think it shows off the best part of you.”

“The best part?” He asked with a lift of his brow.

“My favorite part.”

Thor looked at you knowingly, a mischievous smile curling at his lips. “Cheeky girl, I think we both know what your most favored part of me is,” he tilted his head downward, gaze landing in his own lap, between his legs. He looked back up to you and wiggled his brows, wincing with the ache the movement brought to his right eye.

You looked at him thoughtfully, you could not help being amused. You shook your head, “This is definitely my favorite part.” You held his jaw in your hand and winked before you placed a chaste kiss to his lips.

He continued to babble on after that, telling you about Sakaar and meeting Valkyrie (the woman from outside the room) and Korg, fighting the Hulk (and winning, he emphasized that). You enjoyed watching how enthused he grew when he spoke about his newfound friends, his recently recovered friend, and his delinquent brother.

“Odin is dead,” he said suddenly, his left eye flickering to you, meeting your gaze.

“I know.” Heimdall had managed to tell you in the midst of everything.

It did not sicken you to peer into that hollow cleft that once held his eye. Instead you found yourself feeling sick by Thor’s small smiles and chuckles. How does one manage to be so happy when the world has torn so much from him?

Your hands made soothing strokes upon his broad shoulders. “Will you be alright?” It was no use asking him if he was okay now. You knew he wasn’t. He had just lost his father, his eye had been brutally torn out by his estranged sister, Asgard had been destroyed. There was not much you could say to comfort him, but that did not stop you from trying. “Loki is here, he helped to gather the refugees. You have Valkyrie and Hulk. You have all of Asgard here to support you. We are here to support you.”

He shook his head. Calloused hands, rough with the spoils of battle, rested upon your cheeks. “I only need you.”

He kissed you with a gentleness that still sometimes surprised you. You finished your cleaning by patching his eye up.

“Do you feel better now?” he asked as he moved from his seated position, turning to look at himself in the large mirror above the counter.

You stood beside him, peering up at his reflection. He stood tall despite all of the horrors that life had recently brought him. His jaw was set as he regarded his appearance. You wondered if he could see what you saw. A god, a powerful, kind, beautiful creature of divinity. A man that you loved.

“King of Asgard,” you regarded him lovingly, a smile making its way to your lips, “you look like your father.” Now that he wore an eyepatch, similar to Odin’s the likeness between them seemed to shine through clearly.

He smiled too, crookedly, in that innately boyish manner of his. It made your heart flutter.

“I love you, Queen of Asgard.”

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bevoond · 6 years

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sup yall. i’m mich and i love thor: ragnarok and any movies tbh. anyways talk to me, plot w me. details, wc + discord info under ze cut. oh and color the heart if u wanna plot or u could just come to me.

[ TESSA THOMPSON ] — KATHARINA HAY IS A/AN THIRTY YEAR-OLD INSTRUCTOR OF SPECIAL WEAPONS TRAINING FROM IRELAND AND EURASIA UNIT, ALSO KNOWN AS AGENT DIONYSUS. INTEL TELLS ME THAT SHE IS PERSISTENT & CHARMING, IF NOT A LITTLE VENGEFUL & LAID-BACK. SHE DEMONSTRATE EXTRAORDINARY EXPERTISE IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, NAVIGATING. BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK.

DISCORD IS @ lionheart #1956 feel free to hmu!! i promise i’ll be excited!!

Katharina Hay or mostly known as KAY or KATIE or KAT or idk she has so much nicknames by her friend has spent almost her entire life in Ireland. A city girl at her best but that’s all about her life.

How did she end up here in the espionage business? Well, she sometimes wondered that too. Her family lineage doesn’t have anyone in the business or anything but her father was a cop if that helps.

Kay has been acquainted with firearms since she was little. Heck, even to her mother’s dislike, her dad taught her a few tricks up his sleeves about weapons and self-defense techniques.

After she graduated school, she couldn’t decide on what to take and so decided to attend Prescott since it’d be very far away from home and she gets to travel away from Ireland. Kay sees it as an opportunity to go away and live out the best thing life has to offer, right??

LMAO WRONG! Homegirl struggled through the academy because it’s so different from what she used to have (formal education) but she managed to fight through and master the skills that it takes to be an agent.

Ok so wow!! She went through everything and finally became an agent... but still with her laid-back personality and all.

Codename Dyonisus bcs homegirl really likes greek myth and wine.... also bcs her grandparents actually owned a winery so shout out to them.

Takes the word chill really seriously and could almost always be found chilling and drinking cocktails pretending she was a rich lady living in a mansion.

Anyways back to the topic, she takes her job seriously but never too seriously because she just can’t. Stress causes stomachaches. Well, that was until an encounter of a mission to guard US politician. Where she thought nothing would have happened or shouldn’t have happened but she was wrong dUH. Ever since she couldn’t even bring herself to enjoy life all over like she used to.

Kay is the type of mentor who’s chill af as long as you weren’t a dick to her. She’s for the most part will provide you with all the infos and how-tos of a weapon. If you’re a dick to her? Well boo, you’re gonna get ignored by her.

But her 2028 resolution was to be more careful and responsible. She’s trying her best to stay in her lane for the resolution. The result? She was trying to be strict on her classes but homegirl couldn’t keep it in for more than a minute to her usual chill and punny self.

also bABY BI BI BI!!

CONNECTIONS:

FELLOW EURASIA AGENTS/MENTORS: ok self-explanatory. give me drinking buddies, hook-ups, gossip friends,bestfriends, exes, etc!!

MENTEES: give me kids who actually hate her bcs she’s so chill or give me kids who love her, etc, you can come up with more! she treats her mentees more like friends than students so....

RIVALS? ok but gimme rivals. two competitive people brought up together to compete in anything? GIMME!! bonus points if they’re from the north america unit!!

ETC: my brain is stuck atm im sure i can come up w more stuff later anyways feel free to hmu and let’s plot or just chat i dont mind either.

#covertintro #also brb i got to go~

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kredensik · 6 years

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Tagged by: @boxdisco (thank u, even tho im late like 3 months)

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 10 blogs you’d like to get to know better

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Gender: im a gal

Sign: libra

Height: 170cm or 5’69”

Current Time: 10:30pm

Favourite Bands: the lumineers, gorillaz, arctic monkeys, queen, bastille, red hot chili peppers, led zeppelin, panic! at the disco, imagine dragons, i can go on and on

Favourite Solo Artist(s): florence + the machine, daughter, grandson, sufjan stevens, maria peszek, janelle monáe, édith piaf, hozier

Song Stuck In My Head: moments silence by hozier

Last Movie I Saw: Thor: Ragnarok

Last Show I Watched: Money Heist

When Did I Create My Blog: uhh 2012? 2013?

What Do I Post: everything; mainly memes, my drawings, fandom stuff

Last Thing I Googled: women’s dress shirt (reference for my drawing)

Do I Have Other Blogs: one, but rarely used.

Why Did I Choose My URL: because it was halloween then, and i tried to make a three word url, and if u look closely you will see that it’s pumpkinglasses

Following: 525

Followers: its an even number

Average Hours of Sleep: i try 8, but its 5-6 usually

Lucky Number: 2

Instrument: i used to play the guitar and the piano but not anymore :/

What I’m Wearing: a white oversized shirt and black shorts

Dream Job: animator, illustrator, or designer of any kind!!

Favourite Food: fruit salad with grapes, bananas, pineapple, nectarines, mandarines, strawberries

Nationality: polish

Favorite Song: “What’s up?” by 4 Non Blondes

Top 3 Fictional Universes I Wanna Join: Treasure Planet, Harry Potter, annnnd HTTYD

im tagging yall, but u dont have to do dis if ya dont wanna: @fuocogo @leigh251 @jordan-the-optimist @razberryfae @miceenscene @scrapbullet @space--pidgeon @captainsandseashores @warsawmouse @peach--star

#tag meme #about me #that was fun

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thejockthenerdthemustang · 6 years

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Fuck Him Up Montgomery - A Myleff Oneshot

So I’ve been craving some more Myleff Recently because wow this is one beautiful OT3 and so on the first day of 13 reasons why content lead up to season 2 i am giving you the wonderful gift of a myleff oneshot that has been a WIP for far too long enjoy also yes this includes NonBinary Tyler because yall know I’m a slut for Nonbinary Tyler, and yes the only reason i’ve called this Fuck Him Up Montgomery is because it is my favourite line I’ve ever written.

Monty has never been good at controlling his anger. In fact, he was awful at it, especially when it came to defending people he loved and cared about. Which is why he is currently punching some asshole in the face. Said Asshole had punched and pushed over Tyler someone he loved, and so honestly, he had it coming.

“Fuck him up Montgomery” Tyler yelled from the side-lines, cheering on their dumbass boyfriend.

Monty turned and winked at Tyler taking his eyes off his opponent and before he knew it he was eating dirt. He got up fast and was just about to punch the prick again when someone specifically Jeff stepped into the middle.

“What the fuck is going on here” Jeff yelled out stepping into the middle of the fight and stopping it, glaring at Monty and the asshole.

“He started it just swung at me for no reason” Asshole said quickly pointing at Monty

“okay wrong I punched you because you decided to punch my boyfriend” Monty said glaring at the asshole.

“Oh, come on do you really care about that freak” He said gesturing to Tyler

“You call them a freak again and I will not hesitate to kick your fucking ass” Monty said growling at the asshole nearly attacking him again.

“Monty, I think you’ve kicked his ass enough” Jeff said to his boyfriend before turning to the asshole “Leave now or I will let Monty finish what he started” Jeff said him.

Asshole and his friends quickly left the scene along with everyone else since their entertainment had disappeared. Jeff turned around to look at his two dumbass boyfriends raising a brow at them. “Seriously” Jeff said.

“I didn’t start it” Tyler said in their defence “And I didn’t even punch anyone” They added quickly.

“You didn’t exactly do anything to stop it though, if anything you were defiantly encouraging it” Jeff replied putting his arm round Tyler’s shoulders.

“I was not” Tyler lied

“You were yelling out fuck him up Montgomery and taking photos” Jeff pointed out.

“okay fair point” Tyler said.

Jeff chuckled and with his other hand took Monty’s hand in his intertwining their fingers. “Please stop getting into fights though” Jeff sighed “There are other ways to solve your problems”

“What was I supposed to do Jeff, you heard what they were saying about Tyler and what they did to them” Monty said defending himself

“You’re right I did, but there are other ways to go about it”

“I mean you did say you were going to let him finish what he started” Tyler pointed out

“Okay fair point, but did you hear what they called you” Jeff said defending himself

“Hahah now you see my point” Monty said catching Jeff out

“Okay shut up you both know what I’m trying to say, we can’t just resort to punching out problems away.” Jeff said

“yeah We know, and I know people are always going to be dicks about who I am, but It’s nice to know I got people fighting in my corner” Tyler sighed their eyes getting a little teary which they quickly blinked away

“We will always fight in your corner Ty” Jeff said softly kissing Tyler’s cheek.

“Yeah I’ll punch every transphobe in the face for you” Monty said.

Tyler snorted at that “I appreciate the sentiment Princess” They grinned at Monty.

Monty groaned loudly “No don’t call me that” He whined.

“Oh, suck it up princess, now let’s go home so you can clean the dirt and blood off your face and we can watch a movie” Jeff said grinning at Monty.

“Fine, but we aren’t watching Lord of The Rings again” Monty said.

“Okay fuck you Lord of The Rings is a cinematic masterpiece” Tyler declared glaring at Monty

“It is like 20 hours long Ty” Jeff said completely over exaggerating.

“Fine, I shall only accept Thor: Ragnarok as a suitable substitution though” Tyler said giving in to their boyfriends.

“I can Live with that” Jeff said

“Oh, I can defiantly live with that Chris Hemsworth is hot” Monty grinned

“Uh Loki though” Tyler replied

“Yea but have you seen Thor” Monty said in response

“Your both right can we just go home already” Jeff said groaning

“Fine” They both said at the same time.

#Myleff #Myleff oneshot #monty de la cruz #jeff atkins #Tyler Down #13rw #13 reasons why #here is your first piece of content #enjoy it cos more is comming

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cow5secondchance · 3 years

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Episode 5 - What If I Say My Name Is Lorde - Captain

Format: The Greenhouse

Eliminated: Blake (Venus Flytrap)

CAPTAIN

waking up to read that there is a tie between my bestie, mario and kaleigh and that i was the original target <3 see. i told yall when every time someone said i'm safe, i'm not. and now i'm pissed so i'm gonna just copy everything i wrote in my confessional here. THEY FUCKING WANTED ME OUT FIRST THEN THEY SWITCHED TO JENNET u see that?? u see how they’re scared of two pocs besties working tgt they told jennet they’re not on my priority list well stop dming me while i sleep maybe fuckers? these whites are fucking fake and so self-centered do i need to beg every white american to talk to me at 3am my time? girl no yea they wanted to target me at first because blake must think he’s not on my priority list for sure self-centered gay u’d love to see it huh i’m gonna venus flytrap that white ass

i mean i'm happy i survived but it won't be the same without my bestie jennet. we've been wanting to play together and our time was cut short because some white gays are so insecure and self-centered? so they decided to go for pocs? cute look on you babes.

#JusticeForJENNET https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831702842733232148/842243242359128084/goodbye_bestie.mp4

XAVIER

We could have handled last round better

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blake is why people are homophobic. period.

lots of details in my DR in the server i couldn't bring myself to do another entry because i was confused about all that "talk" but to sum up, nicole told me everything and blake told me everything too. he straight went up to me and said sorry i said ur name :why: and because i didn't tell me what went on (because i forgot.. like i don't think about this game all day. i also have something to do in my life) and i didn't tell him that i was in another alliance. as if he would tell me like PLS. ur just so entitled.

XAVIER

Blake has been going to us (Greenhouse) apologizing for his words during the call. I think Blake is scrambling. It is too much for just one sentence said during the call. Overcompensating, I think. Now Captain wants to target Nicole and Blake. Jarod wants to target Lindsay and William. I like Jarod, but he definitely is playing two sides now. Being on our (Greenhouse) side, but also on the side of Jarod-Blake-Autumn (though not too sure anymore how strong Autumn is with that trio). Captain wants to try a POC alliance. If Autumn is open, and if Jennet or Mario are the ones who come back from the buy back, that might actually work. And it would be very cool to see that happen.

JAROD

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LORDE

what if i say that my name is lorde and my secret word is captain.. lets just do that

CAPTAIN

daisy and lanie coming back... hmm idk we're still need to wait and see if they want to work with me or not. i didn't do anything wrong to daisy so she might want to work with me. lanie tho, i voted her out but i literally explained everything that went down that round to her and threw will under the bus a bit. but will she want to work with me? idk. and i know blake is gunning for a flytrap so i need to get it or he'll flytrap my asian ass.

AUTUMN

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okay lanie told me that she told william she didn't wanna do me in the first vote but of course, i didn't get told that. and it made sense cause like lanie played with me so she should know that our timezones are different and it is hard for me to talk to ppl when i go to bed. we'll see how it goes.

XAVIER

So I checked out early last night because I wanted to watch Ragnarok on Netflix and didn't want to keep checking my phone. I thought when today came around, there would be more people who have played. Um... just one other? 2 rounds? And no one online to play? I tried approaching Kaleigh and Lindsay but no response yet. I guess no one wants to look like they want it too much? But hello, we are in a game, of course everyone wants it. There are a lot of, let's just see what happens, instead of going for it. Maybe the VFT plays into that because it is in play as both Captain and Blake want it. And my fear is if I make it in the GH, nom Blake, he gets the VFT and use it on me again. Ha ha what a trip if that happens.

So I wasn't going to play but Nyx messaged and said they wanted to play. But they wanted to rig it. I didn't want to, I want a chance to win of course. And I did :) Hope they aren't too bummed about it. I am in the GH I think, with at least 3 (Nyx beat Lanie) points. I know Jarod is in there too by beating Daisy.

Two Greenhouses in a row, but hope history doesn't repeat!

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last night before i went to sleep, i thought to myself what if i get the one that nom ppl and the nominee will get a seed to nom me so i could get another seed. then, i went to bed thinking it might be a bit too much. but BOOM, i woke up today and saw jarod have this same plan so that's good. we communicate telepathically it seems. i just need to win the seed count comp and get 2 more seeds but like idk about my puzzle ability GRRRR!! but i'll try my best. i just wanna get the flytrap before i get flytrap'ed out.

LORDE

i'm cosplaying as lorde again and lorde wishes captain a successful bidding tmr

CAPTAIN

yall idk if my puzzle time would be good enough to win seeds and i just found out william has 0 seed

LANIE

IM BACK IN THE GAME AND WE’RE IN A GREENHOUSE ROUND! BRO GREENHOUSE IS MY SHIT it’s such a good format ahhh. None of these hoes know the greenhouse like I do honey. I’ve played it like 18 times.... probably the most out of everyone.. and IM A HOST OF THE ORG PLZ AND IM PLAYING AN IRL GREENHOUSE WITH TAYLOR ON THE 29TH AHH But on a serious note, I’m back in the game and I don’t trust ANYONE on my tribe that voted me out, especially my love William. Love him as a person but I’m gonna get him in this game at some point, you wait and see! He just agreed to throw the RPS challenge to make up for voting me out but HONEY IT’S NOT ENOUGH LMAO. He’s probably on the bottom of my trust list. At this point in time, I trust Jarod, Daisy, Lindsey, Captain, and Blake (even though the last two voted me off, but they were told convoluted information so I don’t blame them). I will work with Nyx but I don’t trust Nyx as much as I would like. I want to talk to Kaleigh more, and idk Xavier well but we’ll talk I’m sure. For this greenhouse round, Jarod is sunflower meaning he can put up TWO houseguests. HES PUTTING UP CAPTAIN AND I! But this is a strategy. There’s a power called the Flytrap, which the holder can use to take out any single person that they want. Captain has enough seeds to buy the flytrap, but so does Blake. WHOEVER WINS THE FLYTRAP WILL LIKELY LEAVE ME SAFE because I trust both Blake and Captain. People are gonna see Jarod put up two allies and flip their shit, but trust that this is all in typical Greenhouse strategy hehehe.

CAPTAIN

yes its time for an update! a lot has happened since yesterday... so lets begin with last night, i went to sleep and had the auction in my mind SDFSDFSD i actually woke up before my alarm went off like twice. the first time, i woke up and checked my phone.. it was like 7am and then i went to bed and i dreamed that the auction was already over and i missed everything DSFDFSDFSDF PLEASE! so i woke up right after and phew it was only 8.15am methinks so like 45 more minutes.. anyways!!! blake dm'ed me before the bidding and told me he would go for a flytrap... i mean i know that already and he said he wanted it because its been on his mind. PLEASE its been haunting me since last season.. and i didn't reply to him but i was talking to lanie about seeds too and i think lanie told blake i asked her for seeds? so blake came to me again and said 'Not you asking people for seeds' or something. like mister. and what about it? lanie knew about my plan of getting the flytrap and u just didn't know about it. so just sit down and relax god damn. oh and i found out will won the seed comp which was a no no cause will would give his seeds to blake for sure. and before the auction began, i think blake would have like 15 seeds? but he actually had 18 seeds. i was so lucky i outbid him. whew. and like he told me he had only 2 ppl giving him seeds while everyone prob gave me their seeds. and um? what about it? do i need to feel bad for you when you literally targeted me last round? white twink tears i guess. he tried to get me to promise that i won't flytrap him out but i haven't promised him. i said i'm down but its not a promise right? so yea i would flytrap him out. while lanie is in my dm like don't flytrap blake she loves him. MISS THING. I JUST TOLD YOU HE TARGETED ME LAST ROUND???? like god.

hey i'm back!! i know that blake would prob give someone his seeds that he has so we have to be careful about that in next week. imma need to try to win the greenhouse comp. fingers crossed for me tho besties. this is for jennet. everything i do in this game is gonna be for jennet. no one can mess with my sister/bestie. and once you do that, you just cross the line.

i'm sorry if i come off a bit aggressive.. i don't wanna be that but you know theres something about white men that is wrong.

heyyy god i'm just so proud with myself. i actually outdid myself and i just wanna go further than this. i wanna beat my old placement.

DAISY

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missing jennet hours

#cowsecondchance #episodes

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emotionalnutella · 6 years

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THOR : RAGNAROK (SPOILER)

Okay so iv’e finally watched Thor Ragnarok and it was amazing i really loved it and i just love Thor so much i love that big blond idiot and everything he dose. I WANT TO RANT ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT EVERYONE.

i want to talk about one of the most important scenes in the movie (for me at least) so in one of the scenes Bruce starts having a panic attack and Thor tries to help him through it, now can we talk about that for a second? lets all put ourselves in Bruce’s shoes and pretend that we got lost on a planet that we know nothing off and not just that lets pretend that we got stuck inside a big green monster that we hate (i know we don’t hate him but bare with me lol) now how do u think you will feel? of course the first normal reaction for a human being is to panic and as mental illness fighter i have panic attacks very often and it very nasty, so now can you kind of see how much Bruce was struggling in that scene?

NOW THAT’S NOT THE ONLY REASON I’M HERE FRIENDS!

I really liked how Thor reacted to it, i know its normal for a friend to help their friends when they’re panicking BUT PEOPLE ITS THOR WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HES THE GOD OF THUNDER THAT LIVES IN MOTHERFUCKING ASGARD and don’t get me wrong people but i don’t think Thor knows anything about how panic attacks work but what he did was so sweet, he kept trying to do what he saw Nat doing and i know it wasn’t much of help because the idiot was rambling about the sun setting like Bruce was Fiona from shrek or some shit BUT ITS SO FUCKING SWEET BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING HIS HARDEST HE KEPT TRYING TO MAKE BRUCE FEEL OKAY HE KEPT TALKING TO HIM HE TRIED TO MAKE HIM FEEL LESS PANIC-Y AND IF THAT’S NOT REAL FRIENDSHIP IDK WHAT IS.

A REAL HERO HELPS EVEN WHEN YOU’RE ON A WEIRD PLANET HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OKAY?

okay the rant is over yall can go home now.bye.

#thor ragnarok #thor #my big blond son #bruce banner #the hulk #dont come at me i said what i said #panic attack #mental illness #loki #Natsha Romanoff #the avengers #just read it till the end people plz

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foxglovedforest · 6 years

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Tagged by the sweet @sindar-princeling , thank you so much!

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

Nickname(s): (Don’t laugh) chuchha, cheechee, ruchha (these are nowhere close to my name jUST CALL ME RI-RI, THATS CLOSE ENOUGH!)

Gender: female

Sign: Saggitarius

Height: 5′4″

Time: 8:13 pm

Fav band(s): 😅 don’t have one. PLEASE suggest some? Bands or songs both.

Fav solo artist(s): Rihanna!!!!

Song stuck in my head: The Thor 2 theme when Loki died lol

Last movie I saw: Thor: Ragnarok (gotta enjoy it while they are all still alive)

Last show I watched: hhhhggggggg I haven’t. Watched any shows *wince* but I’m gonna start Stranger things in a few days!

When did I create my blog: I don’t remember 😅 when I decided to make a Tumblr blog back in 2016 I realised I already had one and had to delete all the bullshit off it lmao

What do I post: e v e r y t h i n g Tolkien, Lewis, Marvel, YA books, shit that crosses my dash that I think is humorous/interesting

Last thing I Googled: Illuminae EPUB 😅 can’t afford books, they’re expensive here

Do I have any other blogs: nOPE. (Yeah I do but it’s my art acc and I haven’t even posted anything on it yet so)

Do I get asks: not much, but I do love it when I do!!

Why did I chose my URL: Cause I like elves, and I’m a N E R D

Following: 1225

Followed by: 142 lol I’m not surprised

Average hours of Sleep: 7-8 hours, thank the gods

Lucky number: 11! (All my family’s birthday falls on 11th of a month, and I was born in room no. 1101 lol)

Instruments: basic training for Piano (wanna learn more)

What I am wearing: a short Kurti (Indian top) that’s it. Nothing below or underneath 😉

Dream job: something to do with scienc, published author/just something that pays well(please please please)

Dream trip: I got lotsa dream destinations, but the top ones are Iceland (wanna see the Aurora boreis) Scotland, Ireland, New Zealand (again) yeah..

Fav food: DESSERTS, BITCH

Nationality: Indian

Fav song: RECOMMEND SONGS, YALL, I have nothing to listen to

Last book I read: The little Prince

Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: Tolkien (ofc) I...now that you ask I forgot. Basically any fantasy universe, I’m in

If you wanna do this, go right ahead! I don’t know enough people here to tag 😛

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kaaramel · 7 years

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let’s crack open everyone’s character examine strings

eta: okay, think i caught everything

several of other people’s lines for winona feel really.. unpolished, to me. i haven’t seen any that were straight lifted from the generic ‘player’ lines but i wouldn’t be surprised if they’ll eventually be tightened up? or maybe my expectations are too high

WILSON

GENERIC = "Hey [Wilson]! How ya doin'?" ATTACKER = "Hands to yourself, bucko!" MURDERER = "Mad scientist! Get'em!" REVIVER = "You're good people, scientist." GHOST = "Stop whinin', [Wilson], it's just a scratch!" FIRESTARTER = "You better not have singed any of my projects, scientist."

elsewhere winona refers to wilson as ‘that egghead’ but it doesn’t read with particular malice to me

GENERIC = "Good day to you, [Winona]!" ATTACKER = "[Winona] is a safety hazard." MURDERER = "It ends here, [Winona]!" REVIVER = "It's pretty handy having you around, [Winona]." GHOST = "That probably threw a wrench into her plans." FIRESTARTER = "Things are burning up at the factory today.”

whee, puns

also, welcome to the first of many references to factory fires

WOLFGANG

GENERIC = "How you doin', big guy?" ATTACKER = "I wouldn't wanna catch the business end of those mitts!" MURDERER = "Watch out! He's got a taste fer blood now!" REVIVER = "You're just a big softie, aintcha?" GHOST = "Walk it off, big guy!" FIRESTARTER = "Was that fire an accident, [Wolfgang]?"

‘walk it off’ He’s Dead Winona

GENERIC = "Is fixing lady, [Winona]! Hello!" ATTACKER = “[Winona] is breaking things!" MURDERER = “[Winona] broke our friend!" REVIVER = "[Winona] is kind lady." GHOST = "Wolfgang will fix [Winona] with heart." FIRESTARTER = "[Winona]'s fires is make Wolfgang nervous."

MAXWELL

GENERIC = "So... [Maxwell]." ATTACKER = "Don't make me noogie you, [Maxwell]." MURDERER = "How many lives you plannin' on ruinin', [Maxwell]?" REVIVER = "Nice job, ya big walnut." GHOST = "I could just leave you like this, hey?" FIRESTARTER = "Mysterious fires follow you like a plague, [Maxwell]."

not especially fond of maxwell.

RED_CAP = "Let Max try it first." MAXWELL = "Well, you're a tall piece of work." MAXWELLHEAD = "You don't scare me." SHADOWDIGGER = "Too lazy to do your own chores, Max?" BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "That guy's got no concern for others. Pfft." TWIGGY_OLD = "Looks like that two-bit magician."

STATUEMAXWELL = "So THIS is "Maxy"."

‘maxy’ is how charlie referred to him, in the william carter puzzles

GENERIC = "Greetings, Ms. [Winona].”, ATTACKER = "[Winona] has been roughhousing like a commoner.", MURDERER = "You've engineered your own demise!", REVIVER = "[Winona] expertly uses all tools at her disposal.", GHOST = "My, you're looking spirited today, [Winona].", FIRESTARTER = "It's not wise to start factory fires, [Winona]."

considering what she insinuates about you, it may not be wise to taunt her about factory fires, max!

WX78

GENERIC = "C'mon, [WX-78]! Justa [sic] tiny peek under the hood!" ATTACKER = "Yeesh. They're on the fritz again." MURDERER = "I'll reset you to factory standards, bot." REVIVER = "Ha! The bucket'o'bolts has feelings after all!" GHOST = "Incredible! You gotta tell me how that works, [WX-78]!" FIRESTARTER = "Your logic lets you set fires, [WX-78]? Why?”

(coughs, points at wx’s canon pronouns) anyway i love this interaction

TRINKET_11 [Lying Robot] = "Maybe this bot'll let me poke around its insides." BLOWDART_YELLOW = "I'm gonna shoot this at the bot's butt.”

GENERIC = "DETECTING... [WINONA]!" ATTACKER = "THAT [WINONA] IS A DISASSEMBLY WORKER" MURDERER = "NO CONSTRUCTION. ONLY DESTRUCTION" REVIVER = " [WINONA] IS A VALUABLE MINION" GHOST = "HOW WILL YOU FIX THIS, [WINONA]?" FIRESTARTER = "HAHA. THIS ORGANIC HAS BEEN BURNING THINGS"

WILLOW

GENERIC = "Good ta see ya, [Willow]!" ATTACKER = "Yer a workplace hazard, [Willow]." MURDERER = "She's mad! Get'er!" REVIVER = "Knew I could count on you, [Willow]." GHOST = "Ha! You're a disaster, [Willow]." FIRESTARTER = "Business as usual."

BERNIE_INACTIVE = BROKEN = "He's a bit of a fixer-upper." GENERIC = "This little guy's been well loved." BERNIE_ACTIVE = "Is he clockwork? Can I peek inside?"

LIGHTER = "Neat little gizmo there."

GENERIC = "Hi [Winona]!" ATTACKER = "Too rough, [Winona]! Jeez!" MURDERER = "Murderer! Now you burn!" REVIVER = "[Winona] never gives up on anyone." GHOST = "A heart sure would come in handy!" FIRESTARTER = "Nice fire, [Winona] !"

WENDY

GENERIC = "Hey there, [Wendy]." ATTACKER = "Woah there, slugger!" MURDERER = "She's not playin'! Murderer!" REVIVER = "You got a sharp mind in that noggin, [Wendy]." GHOST = "I hope you left the other guy lookin' worse." FIRESTARTER = "Anythin' you wanna tell me about that fire, kiddo?"

yall should know this by now but the fastest way to my heart for a DS character is to be cute with the kids

ABIGAIL = "How are you, boo?" ABIGAILHEART = "No one should ever lose a sister."

DDD:

GENERIC = "How do you do, [Winona]?" ATTACKER = "There is anger in [Winona]'s heart." MURDERER = "Abigail and I are going to have fun with you!" REVIVER = "Hi [Winona]. Abigail says "thank-you"." GHOST = "You can't escape that way, [Winona]. I've tried." FIRESTARTER = "Is fire important in your line of work...?"

meanwhile: terrifying as usual

WOODIE

GENERIC = "You down ta chop some trees for me later, [Woodie]?" ATTACKER = "Watch where you're swingin' that thing, [Woodie]!" MURDERER = "Yikes! Axe murderer!" REVIVER = "You're a good, honest guy, [Woodie]." GHOST = "You're fine, [Woodie], I've seen worse." BEAVER = "Well ain't that somethin'." BEAVERGHOST = "You're just a walkin' disaster, ain'tcha, [Woodie]?" FIRESTARTER = "You're gonna start a forest fire, [Woodie]!"

“i’ve seen worse” h e ‘ s d e a d w i n o n a

LUCY = "You're alright for an axe."

for an axe...

GENERIC = "[Winona]! Hey there bud!" ATTACKER = "[Winona] is getting too big for her britches." MURDERER = "You're on the chopping block now, [Winona]!" REVIVER = "I knew we were gonna get along." GHOST = "Yer looking a little pale, [Winona]." FIRESTARTER = “[Winona] betrays the forest!"

WICKERBOTTOM

GENERIC = "How's life treatin' ya, grams?" ATTACKER = "Yeesh, that ol' librarian packs a punch!" MURDERER = "Watch out! Grams is on a rampage!" REVIVER = "Don't worry grams, I won't read too much into it. Ha!" GHOST = "You're a tough one, [Wickerbottom], I'll give ya that." FIRESTARTER = "A fire? Here I thought you were responsible, grams."

grams..................

BOOK_BIRDS = "I was never much of a book learner." BOOK_TENTACLES = "I'm not really a "book smarts" kind of gal." BOOK_GARDENING = "I prefer to learn from experience." BOOK_SLEEP = "I already know how to sleep, thanks." BOOK_BRIMSTONE = "I prefer hands-on learning."

GENERIC = "Ah, greetings dear [Winona]!", ATTACKER = "Rather crass wouldn't you say, [Winona]?" MURDERER = "I'll not tolerate such behaviour!" REVIVER = "[Winona] is quite the Jane of all trades." GHOST = "Tsk. Were you wearing your hardhat, dear?" FIRESTARTER = "That was certainly not a regulation fire, dear."

tiny, tiny nitpick: ‘behaviour’ is the british/commonwealth spelling. i have no idea if it was on purpose - elsewhere she uses ‘color’, etc

also there’s no hardhat item, but they sure do keep referencing it around her.

WES

GENERIC = "Don't worry [Wes], I can talk enough for two. Ha!" ATTACKER = "Didn't know ya had it in ya, [Wes]!" MURDERER = "Killer mime! I'll have nightmares tonight!" REVIVER = "Thanks for the assist, [Wes]." GHOST = "Let's getcha back on your feet, [Wes]." FIRESTARTER = "You responsible for that fire there, [Wes]?"

killer.. mime....

BALLOONS_EMPTY = "No fun without Wes."

WEBBER

GENERIC = "How's life treating ya, kiddo?" ATTACKER = "Yeesh, kid, dial it back!" MURDERER = "Killer spider! Get it!" REVIVER = "You did good, kid." GHOST = "You'll be fine, kid, yer a boxer." FIRESTARTER = "Alright, [Webber]. Why'd ya set the fire?"

WEBBERSKULL = "I swear the kid'd lose his head if it weren't... wait."

again, really cute EXCEPT FOR ‘KILLER SPIDER’ WHICH KILLS THIS LIZ....

in general she doesn’t like spiders :< i don’t expect her to, they’re trying to eat her face, but it makes me sad anyway

GENERIC = "Hi [Winona]! Build anything neat today?" ATTACKER = "Don't do hits, [Winona]!" MURDERER = "We didn't wanna have to do this!" REVIVER = "[Winona] keeps us all together!" GHOST = "Aw, I'm sorry that happened to you, [Winona]." FIRESTARTER = "Don't light fires, [Winona]!"

such a sweet kid

WIGFRID

GENERIC = "Hey, [Wigfrid]! Arm wrestle rematch later?" ATTACKER = "Woah! Watch that right hook, [Wigfrid]!" MURDERER = "Takin' the warrior thing too far, [Wigfrid]!" REVIVER = "That was good work there, [Wigfrid]." GHOST = "Well that just won't do at all!" FIRESTARTER = "Quit startin' fires, [Wigfrid]!”

SPEAR_WATHGRITHR = "This would never pass inspection." WATHGRITHRHAT = "Surprisingly practical."

GENERIC = "Greetings, brave [Winona]!" ATTACKER = "Dost thou test me, [Winona]?" MURDERER = "I shall unleash Ragnarok upon thee!" REVIVER = "[Winona] is guided by Brokkr." GHOST = "[Winona] hath fallen in battle! A heart!" FIRESTARTER = "[Winona]'s flames could temper steel."

stealing from wikipedia: “In Norse mythology, Brokkr (Old Norse "the one who works with metal fragments; blacksmith",[1] anglicized Brokk) is a dwarf...”

to paraphrase the wiki, apologies if this is inaccurate, but brokkr bet against loki that his family could build more beautiful things than the dwarves loki favored, and he worked the bellows while his brother made several artifacts including Mjollnir, even when loki took the forms of various biting insects to try n distract him. and won the bet

WINONA

GENERIC = "That's a good lookin' gal!" ATTACKER = "Ooo, I'm gonna disassemble you." MURDERER = "Pfft! I'd never murder so openly!" REVIVER = "I owe ya one, [Winona]." GHOST = "That is not a good look on you, [Winona]." FIRESTARTER = "Haven't we lost enough to fires, [Winona]?"

CHARLIE

ASSUMING THAT winona is indeed charlie’s sister. it seems likely to me. if absolutely nothing else, they know each other well.

ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "C-Charlie?", ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_MISSED = "Ha! I know all your moves!", --Winona gets one free hit from Charlie ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Yeow! Rude!" ROSE = "Not sure how to feel about that..."

marble ‘muse’ statues: TYPE2 = "We thought she was gone..." TYPE1 = "This is too strange."

MANDRAKE_ACTIVE = "This is exactly what having a little sister's like."

ABIGAILHEART = "No one should ever lose a sister."

(campfire/endothermic fire) OUT = "My sister was afraid of the dark."

WILDLY DISTRESSING

#dst spoilers #dialogueblogue

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unbearably-me-blog · 6 years

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Okay so I just watched Thor Ragnarok for the second time today and I’m not okay.

Can we talk about Loki in this movie for a minute? He breaks my heart more with each scene. Every little thing just kills me inside.

Let's talk about right at the start. When they go to Midgard? Look at how sharply he’s dressed, look at how upset he looks when those two fangirls ask for a photo with Thor. Like #look at how popular he is #please don’t let them notice me #I regret it #I can explain!

aND he could explain! His whole life was raised on a lie. He was raised on Asgardian beliefs - beliefs like he was the prince. He would one day be a king. And let’s not forget the most torturous of them all! He was told that Jotuns were inferior, terrible, less than humane, monsters. And then finding out he was one of them? Now he thinks these things of himself! And finding out the father you loved stole you for nothing more than leverage??? Can you even imagine??

Enough of that. And then when they go to Norway? When they go see Odin? DID YALL SEE OUR SWEET LITTLE ANGEL’S FACE WHEN ODIN SAID sonS? Plural. THe heartbreak came from the fact that Loki had abandoned the thought of this. He was a low life, a monster, a cruel species, nothing more than a war-torn savage! At least that’s what he thought! The idea of Odin actually liking him was unthinkable! Plus when Odin mentioned Frigga! And how proud she would be! Loki’s facial expression ripped my heart out! I just about started sobbing then and there.

After that let’s talk about when he comes to visit Thor while he was imprisoned. Right away. That’s his brother, who’s going through a tough time. Better go talk to him, make sure he’s okay. Something Thor never did. When Loki was imprisoned, Thor didn’t even bat an eye, but when Thor was imprisoned, Loki showed up right away to try and help him. And stupid Thor couldn’t even be grateful!

And then and then and then, Loki can hardly watch the fight. Sure he gets a kick out of Thor being swung around like he was back in Avengers, but other than that he’s sitting there at the edge of his seat, chewing on his sleeve in worry. What a little freaking angel, especially after Thor’s anger towards him for essentially killing Odin - which he did not! Did you fools not hear Odin say he liked it there?? But Loki hears Thor. When Thor jabs him about it you can see the visible regret and plentiful self-hatred stored up from all his years. #breaking my heart

Now we come to the elevator scene. I don’t think I even have to say anything about this. Thor is just ripping away at poor Loki! And if that witless oaf was paying any attention he could see just how much he was hurting Loki. I cried in this scene. I think everyone was, at least internally.

How about when he returned to Asgard? Those people would’ve followed him anywhere! And after everything that place - and Thor - put him through, no one would blame him for getting out of there and never looking back. But no. Loki returns to fight next to his brother that basically told him he was worthless and didn’t want to see him anymore because Loki loves his brother, and he will do anything for him.

And that is why I cry myself to sleep at night.

#loki #loki laufeyson #i cry #oh the feels #our cupcake #he didn't deserve this #why #thor ragnarok #damn it thor #loki's army #fandom #marvel #oh the pain #feels #my baby #why i cry myself to sleep #rant #sobbing #no

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dulltwig · 6 years

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So I’ve been playing God of War (the new one) for a while now and I wanted to share my thoughts on its gameplay, its themes, and how holy cow guys how did it go so wrong? Also be warned this 100% contains spoilers from all parts of the game so here we go!

So before i dive into the message of the game or anything i wanna jsut put it out there ive played the first GoW, some of the third, I’m halfway through this one and ive watched a playthrough of the full main story line of the the newest installment, anyway! So the game is fucking pretty, let me tell you that much. You can tell a boatload of time was put into so many meticulous details there’s literally no way youll see half of them. not kidding. like, i find it to be RIDICULOUSLY contradictory that this game is going for some cinematic experience, and then wants the gameplay to be fast paced and destructive! Like, wow these norse ruins filled with symbols and statues are neat -HEY KILL MORE DRAUGR THAT YOUVE ALREADY KILLED 3000 OF- ok but i want to look at that -YOU NEED TO BLOW UP THIS THING SO YOU CAN MOVE ON- ok but like this room is really neat -HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HERES EVERY MINIBOSS IN THE GAME RESKINNED FOR THE FIFTH TIME THAT YOU NEED TO BEAT ALL OF IN A REALLY SLOW SET OF BATTLES ONE AFTER EACH OTHER- alright god fine i wont look at your fucking game ill just mash r1 and then r3 to tear open the same guy in the same way for god knows what number time!! it’s just, its fucking stupid. there’s so much attention to detail that you’d expect it to be a more narrative driven game, which it tries to do, but the fucking core gameplay is so opposite everything that it builds that you dont notice jack shit going on in the environment unless theyre like forcing it to be a part of how you need to progress. Also, with the game’s little hide and seek for what are in my opinion relatively necessary health and rage upgrades, it makes the player 1000x less concerned with the actual environment and instead like theyre parsing a 3d where’s waldo book to destroy the 6TH FUCK C URN WHERE IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD! like hm cool these statues definitely have a story but god fuckin damn do i not give a shit unless theres an urn i need to break to get the next ibunn apple!! its just, i feel bad for all those people who put all this work into making it look gorgeous and needed to resort to a game of i spy to make the players actually look at it. its a fucking shame. Also, i mentioned reskinned enemies? let me tell you! theres a lot of those! i mean, like, with the exceptions of the valkyries (and even then ive only fought one so i might be mistaken) youre essentially fighting the same enemy with one or two moves added since you last faced it for the entire game. even the final boss of the game is the first boss fight but with added moves!! its repetitive as shit! and most of the difficulty that the game does have, coming from someone who plays video games probably too much, is super fucking artificially added through bullshit enemy levels and OHKO’s if you dont spend hours grinding side content. WHICH LEADS TO MY NEXT POINT!

It also makes this weird rift in gameplay where its super punishing to go after side content and explore the world because the difficulty of side content is DRASTICALLY different from the main quest. At the time of writing this, im taking on level 2-4 enemies in the main game, just about everything has a green health bar (indicating it should be an easy enemy) or a yellow health bar (indicating it should only be a little difficult), but the side content im running into enemies that are consistently level 5-7, and even at max health and equipment that puts me at level 4, i can still get killed in two or three hits on normal mode. Maybe im pushing too much into side content early but for a game that wants the player to get immersed in the world and yadda yadda i feel its really offputting that the player essentially gets punished (gasp!) for exploring (bigger gasp!) its so dumb and just a totally unnecessary thing to do, especially when you go for a realm tear and it can either drop like 2 level 3 guys or 3 level 8 guys and there’s literally no indication as to what itll be until youve already activated it! its dumb! NOW ITS TIME FOR THE NARRATIVE THAT I DONT HAVE A SMOOTH TRANSITION FOR! OH BOY DO THEY TRY TO REDEEM KRATOS!! like, wow, this dude fucking singlehandedly killed the entire greek pantheon and then some! oh, and his own family! and, like, im not sure about this but im pretty sure he kills like a whole fuckin civilization of innocent people? but like yeah, sure, let him learn how to be a father, thatll redeem him sure! NOPE! they didnt even do that right! kratos was singlehandedly responsible for fucking ruining atreus. i mean, the guy just doesnt fucking know what a child is, in like a really just fucking dumb, toxic masculinity kinda way. like, kratos fucks up. even when atreus learns hes a god because kratos is a god and yadda yadda, kratos isnt even like “HEY BOY STOP ACTING HIGH AND MIGHTY, JUST BECAUSE YOURE A GOD DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY BETTER THAN THESE MORTALS”, he jsut fucking lets the kid parade around on an altar of superiority and tomfuckery. it even goes so much to his head he just fucking kills Modi because he can and modi shit talked once, like if i killed everyone that shit talked me id be in jail for the death of hundreds, you cant just do that shit and have it be ok. kratos is just fucking dumb and the violence of the game really, uh, goes against the whole, like everything theyre trying to do to be like “aw kratos isnt so bad and atreus isnt gonna kill him for being a dick”! i can seriously only see two routes for the next game that they set up REALLY. HARD. AND IN YOUR FACE. 1) atreus (now known as loki because itll be the next game and thats the end of game reveal) kills kratos at some point because he learns of everything that Kratos has done in greece, because, idk hes loki he’ll figure some shit out, or 2) Kratos dies trying to protect Loki from Thor because Thor is the Next Big Baddie and we need a reason to continue using God of War in the title and what better way than to make Loki a rage filled hateful character that needs to exact revenge on an entire branch of mythology because they killed his dad, who wasnt even that good a guy, but he was still his dad so fuck them all, you know? It’s gonna be fuckin dumb whatever it is, but there’s no way Kratos survives the next God of War, assuming that’s what it’s gonna be called, like jsut from a sheer narrative standpoint, and the fact its teased in one of the final cutscenes of the game that he’s gonna die in loki’s arms, but i dont know what the fuck that snake looking shit it so im not gonna try to guess u feel me i dont know norse mythology. but uh, yeah. also the whole ragnarok thing, that’s, uh, next game i guess? but i dont mean to be here talkign about whatll come sooooo... i swear i had more to say but quite frankly ive been typing this for more that 30 minutes and im not spending more time figuring out what it was gnight yall but yeah this game fucking doesnt know what it wants to be thats the tldr for ya

#god of war #god of war spoilers #dear god lots of spoilers use your eyes guys

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