#demonized chihuahua at your service
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Carlos: We all have our demons.
Carlos, grabbing Lando: This one's mine.
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Blorbo Bingo for your favorite MXTX character? :D
>:3 This is a tie between Xie Lian and Shang Qinghua (i know. you're so shocked by this information) so I did both xD Idk what to think about some of the categories but still xD
Xie Lian
Explanations and Shang Qinghua bingo under the cut because otherwise this is going to be very long and that will bother me lol
May be feral: my good dude spent an entire book going feral and burnt down a capital. like...he may have gotten over that but the potential's there xD
Can do no wrong: so a lot of the crimes were like...kind of orchestrated by someone else pulling the strings. but also Xie Lian should get to go ape shit if he wants. he's dealt with people and the heavens for 800 years.
Actually the Favorite: mine and also many characters in the book. this is not a good thing for him xD
Cryptid: the gods on his return "the fuck?! he's still around?!"
The adult in the room: specifically when around Feng Xin and Mu Qing xD
Accidental father figure: he saw Banyue and little Pei as humans and went oh these are my children now. and Lang Qianqiu. And then also took over taking care of Lang Ying
In desperate need of therapy: are they really an MXTX character if they aren't? (ok maybe some side characters don't, but not in TGCF!)
Angst machine: i'm once again just going to point to the entirety of book 4 and also anything with Jun Wu
Eats out of the garbage: this is basically just canon xD
Honorable mention: certified himbo. Xie Lian's not dumb of ass enough to actually be a himbo but he's close xD
And Shang Qinghua
May be feral: he did orchestrate the immortal alliance conference thing, and kicked lgj's ass. and successfully worked as a spy for at least a couple decades. like sure most of it was because of the system threatening to kill him again, but still!
Started out as a joke character: me at first: teehee hamster man is funny. after reading more: oh no...oh shit..i'm attached. aside from the fact i was already a little biased going in because i saw fanart of moshang before i read the book and went "yesss! the Height Difference, idiots to lovers rep we deserve" :3
Can do no wrong: he's a gremlin and i support him. also customer service and admin people should get to go ape shit every now and then. as a treat. yes i'm biased
bastard (affectionate): see above
pathetic meow meow, a soggy rat: i can't explain this one except that he's very sad and very pathetic
in desperate need of therapy: he needs some serious help with self worth, and the anxiety, and the everything from his first life/ family. and also to be blanket burritoed and given cookies and cocoa
angst machine: listen. he's funny and amusing on the surface but everything with his family and giving up on everything he wanted just to scrape by a living, and having no friends, and the (erroneous but he didn't know that at first) knowledge that the person he's closest too was going to kill him. again. like...please. i will cry
a muse sent by the gods: i have had so many fic ideas over the last year and written so much and that hasn't happened in a long time!
it's not their blood, i promise: see may be feral
relate to them maybe a little too much: oh look that one is a cynical, anxious MESS of a human being that has no idea how to be around other people because his parents fucked him up. mood. also living the height difference lifestyle ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
Chihuahua energy: he is shaking in his little booties because someone looked at him and now he's spiralling wondering what weird thing he did. or a demon threatened to eat him. or both.
honorable mention: eats out of the garbage. like...the boxes of instant ramen aren't garbage, but they're certainly not healthy xD has he had a decent meal ever in either main sv events or as an adult in his first life? possibly but not often!
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What would be on the warning label for your characters?
//Oof, good question! Let's see...
Lily Davis: Warning - Riddled with anxiety and a need to please the people around that oftentimes leads to her forgoing her own well-being at times. A firm glass-half-full perspective on life and people to a fault. Side effects may include: An abundance of affection, a boost in self-esteem, excessive cuddling, a nervous chihuahua of a girl if she things she might run you off.
Cassidy Harris: Warning - Impulsive and likely to rush into situations (sometimes dangerous) without thinking it through first. Difficult relationship with religion. Witch by birth but wholly unwilling to accept that fact. Side effects of exposure may include: Frequently getting lost in the woods, mosquito bites from said woods excursions, having your photograph taken at the most random and inconvenient of times, her going all white-eyed-demony when she touches things sometimes...don't worry, that will pass along the vision she's having. This product is not, in fact, a demon or possessed.
Azalea Hawthorne: Warning - Hurls sarcasm, barbs, and (if the occasion calls for it) threats like it's an artform. Prepare to take up ice harvesting and dust off your endless supply of patience if you want to get past this one's icy exterior. Side effects may include: Frustration, desire to cuss, frostbite, and death glares. This is a subscription service and terms and conditions state you must accept all back issues...and there are more issues than National Geographic.
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I absolutely loved the doll! mc one with the brothers and diavolo. Could I ask for the same idea with the rest of the undateables and luke? If it isn't too much though. Thank you very much, don't forget to take care of yourself and stay hydrated!
I’m glad you enjoyed the first part!! I hope you’re staying safe through this pandemic and that you’re drinking plenty of water. I’m so happy that people liked the Doll!MC scenario so much (it even became one of my top posts and I was NEVER expecting that to happen 😳 click here to read it with the Bros and Diavolo). I got an UR card for Barbatos today and immediately thought back to this scenario cause I was just imagining the different situations with Doll!MC. Hope you enjoy!
Also, Luke’s part is strictly platonic, just FYI!
The Undateables (Minus Diavolo) with Doll!MC
Barbatos
Let me just say, you make this man’s day so much better
Your presence is just so calming for him. You could just be standing there (which is heavily enforced in the kitchen), not doing anything, and he would still be fully relaxed
Definitely loves you being in the kitchen with him, and will find ways to invite you so that you guys can spend time together
“MC, the young master has a tea party planned for this afternoon, and I’m afraid I may need your assistance to help prepare.”
“But Barb, I thought you didn’t want me touching anything-”
“I don’t want you touching anything that can cause you harm. I can easily handle the labor, but I do have a task for you...”
Cue to you sitting perfectly still and taste testing his sweets
“Barb, are you sure that I’m helping you like this? I don’t want to be useless to you!”
“Nonsense, MC. This is perfect. I needed someone with an exceptional palette, and you’re just the right person for me.”
Just you and him, and his sweet creations. What more could he ask for?
Maybe being in a relationship with you, but he is very sure that it’s going to be happening in the near future...and he didn’t even have to use his powers to know that
He stares at you a lot. He can’t help it, he loves to just admire you!
Barbatos is the type of guy where he doesn’t have to rely on words to express his love. His love language is acts of service: packing you lunch and extra sweets every week, giving you recipes that he wouldn’t even share with Luke, and gifting you mini accessories that you can wear with your outfits!
He gave you this adorable three-legged crow holding a cupcake hairpin and you’ve been wearing it ever since
He tries to hide his blush everytime he sees you and now he has to work even harder because of the pin lmao
HAVING YOUR OWN TEA PARTIES WEEKLY
You both have a designated day and time where you don’t plan anything in order to have your own tea parties
No Diavolo, no noisy demon brothers, no other exchange students (sorry Luke). Just you and him, enjoying each other’s company and him basking in your glow
If someone did try to harm you, he would already know of it and properly disposes of the problem. Lord Diavolo can’t afford to have any issues interfering with the exchange program, and he can’t afford to have anything happen to you so...no harm no foul, right?
Please continue to do what you’re doing MC. Stare at him with your bright, doe eyes and give him that lively smile everytime. It makes his day go by much easier, especially since he knows that you’ll still be there, waiting for him with your own desserts and that smile reserved just for him
Simeon
Was convinced that you were an angel
Lowkey still convinced that you’re an angel
Really, you just look so...angelic
Wasn’t upset when you revealed that you were in fact human; he was happy because this meant that he could show you around the Celestial Realm!
Speaking of Celestial Realm, be prepared for Simeon to be your very own personal tour guide everytime. This could be your 50th time up there and he’ll still try to point new things out
“And over here is-”
“Michael’s favorite resting place, since the lilies always seem to bloom whenever he’s around,” you giggled. “I remember Simeon, you tell me this everytime we visit!”
He’s a tad embarrassed
“Forgive me, MC. It seems that I get so elated over the fact that you’re here with me, I tend to repeat some things over.”
“That’s okay! I still have fun with you everytime!”
Oh MC, you’re too adorable!
Which causes him to worry over you. While he knows that the brothers and Diavolo (along with Barbatos) wouldn’t dare cause you any distress, the same couldn’t be said for the other demons lurking around, both in and out of RAD
But not to fear, Simeon your friendly guardian angel is here!
I am so sorry for the rhyme lmao
He may not have been personally assigned to you, but that doesn’t mean he can just let anything happen to you! He’s only doing his heavenly duties in protecting you! He’s also being a good friend by watching over you too, his little lamb
He wouldn’t attack anyone, but if he made a complaint or a very serious concern to the right person (Lucifer or Diavolo), consider the problem handled
You have your own tea time as well, and Luke would join you sometimes. But, every now and then, Luke would have to finish some homework or study, or Barbatos would miraculously call for him at the castle, or if it was just too late and Luke just had to go to sleep, then it would just be you two. Sitting by the fireplace, discussing matters ranging from RAD to your life in the human world, drinking tea that you would take turns preparing
Not to mention the downright dainty little cakes you would bring. One time you brought him angel cakes and he found so lighthearted and precious that he requested you bring them everytime, just for him
May or may not base a character in his new story around you
Simeon wants to shield you from the horrors that are surrounding you both. You’re so pure, he just wants you safe. From the way that you would dress to the way that your eyes would just look so amazed and innocent at him, he just knows that he needs to watch over you, always. The brothers do get a little wary when they see how much time you do spend at Purgatory Hall, but they know that Simeon couldn’t possibly have feelings for you, and you were always so giddy after leaving there, they couldn’t bring themselves to say anything
And Simeon knew that he was starting to feel more than he should. He couldn’t profess his love for you now in risk of falling, but he can wait until you get your wings. Just imagining you in your cute little Ceslestial Realm outfit (which he hopes still mimicked your current style) with your very own beaming halo was enough to keep him waiting and to make sure that you stayed on the right path
He deemed that you were worth the wait
Luke
BFFs! BFFs!
When he first saw you he could just cry
Someone innocent like you got sent down here with these monsters?! He had to keep you safe!!!
Simeon thought you were angel and then realized that you were not; Luke thought you were an angel and refused to believe that you weren’t
You didn’t have it in you to burst his bubble so soon, so you just let him run with it until Simon broke the news
It was like telling a kid that Santa Claus wasn’t real; you can only imagine how Luke took the revelation
Not well from what Solomon told you. Simeon kept saying he just needs some time to process things, and you just felt so awful about the whole thing
Which lead to you bringing him so much sweets that it made Beel jealous and very upset
But we all know how Beel can be around food, so it wasn’t a huge surprise. He chased you around all day and you had to use your pact to get him to stop!
And you promised to make him double the sweets in he forgave you so all is well
Luke was still obviously sad, but he wasn’t going to stay sad forever. Especially not after you brought this many sweets just for him!
Lucifer was not a happy demon when Simeon arrived at the HoL’s doorstep with you groaning and clutching your stomach. And Solomon took so many pictures of Luke while he passed out from his sugar high that he dedicated a whole album in his phone to it
Favorite activity to do together: Baking! (Obviously)
Trading recipes, shopping for ingredients together, baking things for each other to try (where really it was just to have double the desserts)
When you two are in the kitchen together, no one else is allowed (except for Simeon, but only if he’s looking and not touching). It’s now MC and Luke time, everybody else is gonna have to wait!
Luke only wants you to do the the activities that he sees as harmless: which is everything that doesn’t include sharp items and anything else that can hurt you
“MC get away from that! That can seriously hurt you! Let me get it for you instead!
“Luke, honey, it’s just an oven it’s not my first time using one-”
Too late, he already took it out of your hands into his own, mitts already on
Speaking of oven mitts
You guys have matching aprons and mitts!!
Barbatos may be a little bit jealous, but he likes the bond that you two have. And he knows that Luke won’t be a romantic rival so he’s alright lol
Luke is your deemed protector/bodyguard, and he proudly wears the title since no one bothers you because of him (or so he thinks). Everyone makes fun of him calling him a chihuahua, but jokes on him, when Luke complains, he complains
Won’t take long for Simeon or even one of the brothers to pick up on his whines complaints if he thinks someone is bothering you
Luke believes that while he’s small, he can protect you and try to keep you free from danger. He may be young, but he sees himself as the older brother out of you both (even though it’s really you being the older sibling and him being the baby). Always looking out for you especially since you’re too fragile to be left alone!
You’re one of the only people that genuinely likes him and don’t make fun of him. You’re dear to him MC, please don’t ever change!
Also, he definitely talks to Michael about you all the time so excitedly and sends him sweets that you both made together. Michael is a proud dad at this point
Solomon
Knew you wasn’t a doll but loved to tease you about being one anyway
Was there a spell that can really turn you into a doll? You wouldn’t mind if he tried it out on you, right MC?
Don’t tempt him please because he WILL do it
“Tell me, MC. Hypothetically speaking, if I were to purchase-”
“No Solomon, you can’t shrink me down to fit me into a dollhouse, no matter how nice it sounds. Besides, I can’t bake in a dollhouse, the oven wouldn’t work!”
“I can fix that.”
You’re very amusing to him for some reason. Was it because of how doll-like you are? The fairytale way that you dressed? How you were still human and was able to live with seven of the most powerful demons and not die? Maybe it’s the way that you still radiated such positivity despite being in literal Hell?
Honestly all of the above
TEACHING HIM HOW TO COOK/BAKE
Poor Solomon doesn’t realize that his cooking isn’t...the best
And you took the best approach in helping him atleast cook something that looks edible
You didn’t say his cooking was disgusting like some people (literally everyone else), so he took that you giving him lessons was a date of sorts
He wasn’t complaining. Your time spent in the kitchen was scenes straight of a romcom (no matter how cheesy it sounds); his arms wrapped around your waist and dotting icing on your pretty nose
May or may not have licked some icing off of you at one point, will definitely do it again
Solomon is a very confident man, borderline arrogant (Oh who am I kidding he IS arrogant). So yes, while people may see you as an easy target, he’s here to remind them that you’re not. And that if they want to try, chances are they won’t be walking away in one piece
He’s powerful, too powerful in fact. He may not be the strongest physically, but if even the entire student council recognizes his knowledge and what he’s capable of, no one should be dumb enough to test him (keyword: try)
But he wouldn’t mind showing off if it’s for you
You’re one of the only beings to ever peak Solomon’s interest genuinely. Yes, he loved to tease and bug you whenever he pleased, but you also made him want to come around you more and more. He was drawn to you, and that doesn’t happen a lot with him (at least without ulterior motives)
*coughcough* making pacts *coughcough*
You were the only thing that made Solomon feel weak, but that wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. Don’t get him wrong, he’s still The Greatest Sorcerer, but he couldn’t help but feel himself get weak in the knees when you gazed at him with so much sincerity. He loves it and loves you
Once your back in the human world, he’s going to be so selfish with you. I mean, he already kinda was now, but this time there won’t be any interruptions or distractions around to take your attention
Us humans have to stick together, and what better way to stick together than to be together, wouldn’t you say MC?
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WELCOME TO THE MCYTBLR ELECTIONS
created by @adhddream
this blog was made (with permission!!) to compile Political bid posts!
I'll try and create a link list right here for each one, so you can browse as you please
(Have a Bid we're missing? feel free to message the account!!)
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_Election Bids_
-Grapefruit 2020-
@/limelocked
-R.M- @/octosghost
-Cinnabun 2020- (coalition)*
@/cinnabunthefilthyinniter
-R.M- @/wooteena
-R.M- @/imgns
-Best 2020-(coalition)*
@/wooteena
-R.M-@/imgns
-R.M-@/cinnabunthefilthyinniter
-Rice 2020-
@/adhddream
-R.M-@/kritzzinnit
-Potato 2020- *propoganda*
@/itsfundy
-R.M- @/fakenoblade
-Sandwich 2020-
@/violet-sandwich
-N.R.M- yet. Precarious standing.
-Cookie 2020-
@/dtvibez
-R.M-@/peskydice
-Soot 2020-
@/wilbursootstan
-R.M-@/happysarcasm
-Gold 2020-
@/thedreamsmp
-R.M-@/octopus-defense
-Netherite 2020-
@/mcyt-apocalypse-au
@/neptunelilies
-Fakier 2020-
@/fundy-in-a-boat // @/fundy-minecraft
-R.M-@/tubbo-in-a-boat
-Kinnie 2020-
@/wasaminx
-R.M-@/skeppiee
-Con 2020- *may be illegal
@/anxiious-mcyt
-R.M-@/pog-juice
-Peepo 2020-
@/no-thoughtz
-R.M-@/bubblellop (sus)
-TubToe 2020-
@/tubbo-live
-R.M-@/oakskull
-Pog 2020-
@/sootblr
-R.M-@/innitblr
-Crime 2020-
@/enraged-chihuahua
-R.M-@/toesuckler-but-spooky
-Quotes 2020-
@/mcyt-quotes
-R.M-@/sosigshoney
-Royal Concubine-@/the-royal-bat-snake
-GOLD 2020-
@/thedreamsmp
-R.M- @octopus-defence-squad
-Coffee 2020-
@/golden-chocolate-demon //@/ask-those-dumbasses
-R.M-@/dr-froggo
-R.M-@/vrynnnavriisz
-FUVK 2020-
@/poggersinnit
-R.M-@/ehreneret
-R.M-@/mrblobby
-Moss 2020-
@/dreamingheart
-R.M-@/tie-dyed-dumbass
-GLOW 2020-
@/myppisaninnie
-R.M-@/sombraookami
-Silverfish 2020-
@/severely-nearsighted
-R.M-@/sleepypurplepandas
-Arson 2020-
@/tabzanite
-R.M-@/maybe-its-micheal
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Rules to create a Bid
(taken from adhddreams pinned post)
-A Running mate
ask someone to be your second in command, support is needed to prevent.. revolution 👀
-A party name!
Pog2020 or Swag2020?? Use a word or short phrase to title your campaign≥ try and keep it different from existing campaigns!
-Seven policies
the seven deadly sins. What does your campaign stand for? They can be short or long, but make sure they represent what you're running for.
That's it! This post will be updated with campaign links and pertinent information, but this is an unofficial blog. If you want information straight from the source please go follow @adhddream ! Happy Politic-ing!
**(note: Cinna and Best share the same members- I asked for clarification via @/wooteena and got this answer. These two parties are in precarious political states and it will be interesting to see play out)
Update- they have been accepted!!
Okay so I've been working on this for about four hours today; I'm not in the discord, and all my info is pretty much second hand. I'm also running on about an hour of sleep so just. H. I can't keep up-
But here's ADHDdreams masterpost of policies and parties anyways. Some of the candidates in my post may no longer be relevant but mobile Tumblr has crashed on me five different times today. Happy voting??!
EDIT;
There is now an MCYTBLR ELECTION RP occuring on-tumblr and in-Discord. You can find the list of relevant sideblogs here; It is constantly changing and hard to jump into, but I am currently pursuing a plotline summary to make it easier to join; If you would like to volunteer your services to outline the plot, or you have a sideblog that is not currently linked on the masterpost, please dm me!!! It is much appreciated and no trouble at all
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My Pets
I have two pets and a service dog
This little guy is Antoine! He is a pug-chihuahua mix that my mom and I adopted in my freshman year of high school. He's missing one of his hind legs (the vet we brought him to said he was likely born without it), but that doesn't stop him from zipping around the house at the speed of light. He gets cold fits, even in the summer, so my mom puts him in sweaters and shirts. He loves being held like a baby, and knows how to roll over!
Pictured: Antoine modeling his winter coat and one of his old summer shirts
This is Riley! He's a Hurricane Harvey rescue, and he has a few bald patches after being exposed to floodwaters for too long. He enjoys sunbathing and has a heart murmur, and has very raspy breaths like an old man. He rarely barks, and instead prefers to make weird mewling noises that sound like a demon cat. He has this superpower where he knows the most uncomfortable place to sit on you, and will always want to be in someone's lap. He also likes to nip people to show affection, so cuddling with him always ends with a few red marks on your chin.
This is Uno, my service dog in training! She can detect when I'm about to faint, and warns me about it a minute or so beforehand. She knows a few ESA techniques like deep pressure therapy, and she is very friendly towards new people. She chases squirrels whenever she sees them, and I'm currently training her not to do that or bark at other dogs. She lives with me at my university, and goes to all of my classes (my Russian teacher ADORES her). She also thinks she is a lapdog, as shown in this photo of her stealing Riley's bed and actually thinking she fits. She and Riley are cuddle buddies though, so he doesn't mind much!
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dan so I just got home from the hospital, having had a coworker turn my hand into sashimi and im sitting here about to play destiny 2 right? but then bam, i look to the left at my video game shelf and god hand is sticking out a little bit, like i was thinking about playing it and decided against it. so fuck it, i put it in the ps2 and...
wow. mind blown. i did not give this game a fair shot, you want to talk about underrated. like yeah, its fuck ugly, like the game looks like ass. its one of those ps2 era games like zone of the enders where it looks like some asshole smeared vaseline all over the screen, but holy fuck is it a wild ride.
im doing chain yankers into lag cancel into infinite combo string. fucking godhand lights up and im punching forever. boom im fighting a cigar chomping, mexican demon named elvis. this stocky fucker is wearing purple prayer beads, smoking a cigar and alternating between calling me a pendejo and calling me cabron.
i got two gay guys without penises and my groin attack doesnt work on them. i got a gorilla luchador. i got this sassy goth slut demon saucing around and turning me into a chihuahua. this dude got the other godhand, only its the devil hand? like what the fuck. a rap song plays over the end credits.
you got fucking gene over here whos like dante if he wasnt a complete fucking joke. the better you do at the game the harder it gets. it is a game that awards practicality and repetition and using your head. it is a game that challenges you without being cheap years before dark souls was dark souling every game that was even moderately difficult. your power ups are fruit.
godhand gets a 5.5 out of 5. it is literally the perfect game. it is the dark souls of dark souls. it is basically nier automata only it doesnt take itself dead serious and there isnt constant masturbatory fan service. gg well played capcom.
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I spent another day without leaving the house, without barely leaving bed. Add that to the lot. I know I should get out and walk. I know I should go back to Krav Maga. I know it’ll make me feel better-has made me feel better but as I only acknowledge this at night how can I summon up the strength during the day? When distractions tempt my focus and anxiety works on my courage. My will to do anything feels weighed down and grows bitter behind my mouth the more it sits.
I feel sick and am actually sick with any innumerable little thing the moment doing something even feels like a possibility. There’s always seems to be hurdles these days, maybe they were always there and I didn’t recognize them till now. Sometimes I think I need help, need a doctor. Sometimes I think on that hard and imagine that hard. I know though that I don’t believe there’s anything to save.
Leaving the house to walk almost feels like I’m still in this mental prison as well. I never leave without my dog. I never stray from the path. I never take a longer route. I never stop and engage. What’s the point? The park I pass barely feels real most days and at the same time all too real. Like a noose around my neck ready to choke. I look at everyone passing me like a potential threat and never, never leave without my phone and feel justified in every action.
I feel so sick with all these feelings that can’t be summed up with words like simple anxiety and depression and then my brain shuts off and half the time it is a relief. I don’t know what is better; a tedium stretch of numbness and listlessness or feeling the ax over my neck 24/7 and half the time wanting it to fall. Wouldn’t it be easier if it did?
I doubt anyone could fix me and I wouldn’t know what to do if anyone put in the effort to try. I doubt I need to be fixed or that I can be or one of the two. Actually I know I can’t be, not really and not completely and it is one of the few things that brings me comfort now days. There is a peace in knowing you’re a lost cause. Even if I pretend differently.
I have a secret. It’s how I’m an excellent liar, it’s how most of the time I am only seen in suspicion on my truths. It’s that I’m a writer and have always been a writer and will always be one as it has always been my constant. And I understand something people seem to not acknowledge. Here’s the unspoken secret that has been muddying my mind oh let me lay myself bare.
It is that no one cares enough to look for the truth if you give them a good enough story. Everyone loves a story, don’t they? Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. What is truth anyway? Take a look at our text and history books and see how much stock the human race puts in it. Everyone holding onto principles and maintaining a front only to abandon they the moment something better comes along or to be abandoned the moment our life ends for something new.
It feels all so pointless sometimes. Even when I see something I feel is wrong I have to drum up the ability to care. It’s becoming harder these days and it feels like nothing comes free.
There’s so many things that I don’t understand, that I can’t understand and I feel like I’m drowning in them and I don’t have the ability to learn. If I could, maybe I could swim a bit, maybe I would want to. I wish I knew where everybody stood. It can’t be worse than this uncertainty. I want to stop feeling like this. I want to be better. Neither of those statements mean much.
I feel so alone that I could scream but I don’t. I don’t ever and I feel myself choke on it. I’m not sure what the difference between freedom and loneliness is. I’m not sure one is worth the other. On one hand what do I have to lose? On the other, everything I have left.
I miss my dog. I miss my dead dog that I had since I was a kid. My first dog that I named bear and I had since I was a kid, a little girl, that I sang to sleep one time and held in my arms before he became mean and I stopped holding him and touching him and perhaps that only gift my mother gave me that mattered when I was too small to play with Hunter and Scuffy.
I used to draw comics and tell stories about him and eventually my cat and give/tell them to my grandma. I used to hide in his room in my old house when I was afraid of what my mother had on tv-Supernatural I know now. No wonder that scared the fuck out of me.
He was my first and earliest story and my oldest ally and I fucking miss him even if I can’t remember the last time I petted him and even if I yelled at him and didn’t trust him not to bite me cause he was a bastard about that.
And we used to call him “stinkpot” and “travel dog” and he loved to take trips in the car so fucking much. And once on a road trip he got a burr between his toes and bit my grandma bloody when she tried to get it out. He was mean without warning, irritating on a good day, always smelled and once chased me across the house for sitting on his toy and I can’t remember the last time I held him and I miss him so fucking much but I probably less then I should.
I hate that, that I feel like there should be a count on my emotions, I hate that almost as much as I hate that he’s gone and I’m not and I wasn’t fucking surprised when he was and I hate that I repressed and I wouldn’t let myself fucking feel it till now because I knew it would hurt- like a broken bone or a missing limb, something there that I can’t get back-and it would hurt when it began to stop and I just don’t need this on top of everything fucking else.
And the worst part isn’t that it hurts or that Peanut’s alone now and I don’t even like that fucking annoying chihuahua and Mimi, my grandma, only tolerates him on a good day. No the fucking worst part is the relief I feel at one less thing I have to care about. One less thing I don’t have to feel guilty about or have concern over or feed or take care of or love or have the socially acceptable amount of emotion for in acceptable bite sized pieces.
My oldest friend is gone and buried in the the fucking back yard and will never come back and will never chase another cat around the house or will never be chased around the house by a cat will never go into a rage over something and have to be snapped out of it by yelling his name and will never get so fucking excited when we bring him home a mcdouble and say “cheese-in-burger, Bear! Cheeseenburger!” and watch him jump and wag his tail or watch him try and sometimes succeed at opening doors or being a fucking escape artist “Houdini” if you left one exit unsecured.
I gave him dog bones and beef ribs and treats and watched as he growled like a fucking demon if someone tried to take them and sometimes thought he was one and I wondered what breed he was cause they bought him from the roadside and never saw him as a puppy. I remember when I first saw him in a crate and I named him Bear because I was a stupid kindergartner and his fur was colored like the bears I learned of in class and called him “Bearie-boo” for more stupid reasons. I honestly learned my first curse words from what was shouted at the dog and in an uncharacteristic amount of caring my mother talked her boyfriend into letting me keep him instead of him just staying until their house was fumigated because I was attached to him. He once barked at her when she played dress up in new clothes and sunglasses because he didn’t recognize her.
He was a constant and with me through everything and he was my first pet and my oldest friend and I felt relieved when he was gone and I don’t even do him the service of grieving or crying. I miss him and I love him and the world is worse off without him in it and I don’t think I loved him enough.
I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired. Like I said about writing earlier and stories. I’m a writer and I am not and never sure if who I am- around other people or myself-is just another production of my mind. If it another lie or story that I fill in the blanks of who I am and who I think I should be. Even now I wonder if I am just another in the lists of character’s I’ve come up with. Maybe my best one yet, it’s the one everyone has their own interpretations of. It’s the one everyone believes is real, Isn’t that impressive?
I want to write myself an ending but as always I am restrained by my limitations. I cannot see my life most days end in such a tedious or boring way like swinging from a lamp fixture or downing a few packs of otc meds. No, it has to have some significance beyond the absence of perseverance. Some poetry or some shit. A grand finale, if you will. It’s the writer in me-always hated an unsatisfying ending.
Or maybe that’s just the coward in me that’s too afraid to take the last step leaving me stuck in this tedious routine.
And I gotta say, skipping the grand finale and going right for the last page is looking sweeter every time. Professional standards aren't too hard to degrade if you have had enough time to think it over.
Sometimes it feels like the only way out. I’m not even sure what I’m more afraid of at this point, leaving or staying. I’m not sure it matters. Nothing feels like it does.
I think that growing up really is slowly beginning to understand all those saying and proverbs and stuff you heard that you didn’t as a kid. Murphy’s law. All’s fair in love and war. Why people ask what’s the meaning of life. Taking the bitter with the sweet. A grain of salt. Love your neighbor etc, etc. Most recently for me it was “All the world’s a stage.” Never really read Shakespeare but I’m beginning to think if i do it just might make a little more sense that it would’ve.
Suddenly Van Gogh and Crime and Punishment and classic art and literature makes a sort of sense I never imagined before. It’s odd, even when I feel absolute shit I can gain more understanding about myself and my surroundings that I never had before. Can’t say it’s accurate but it is solid for now until I find something to replace it. Human beings, an ever contrary race. Sometimes I wonder if mental illness and the like make us the most human humans you’ll ever find. I wonder if that is a good thing.
I’m still not sold on the human race thing, I think what cosmic force that created us needs to take their work under serious advisement.
Bittersweet is what I’m feeling right now. It’s familiar. Happy/sad/wistful is better than numb/sad or hollow/numb or angry/sad/drained and afraid/sad that I have been cycling through every day. I thought I’d feel better if I wrote it down, worked it out on a page instead of just going over it in my head. An old method, get all the bad stuff out on a page and convince yourself it’ll say there. Scream into the abyss of the world wide web to prove to myself that what I write and say is real and not something I imagined. That I am not lost inside my own head.
It’s kinda funny, if I think about it. When I was a kid out of all the fairy takes and stories I could be scared of or grow to hate the only one was Alice in Wonderland. It wasn’t the first time I heard the Grimm version of Little Red Riding Hood or my grandma’s version of telling me how Jesus was hung on a cross to die-and wasn’t learning about suffocation and dehydration by vinegar fun at sunday school-as a bed time story. It was the story of a little girl being lost that scared me the most. I still can’t stand it. Plus that story is trippy af.
I can probably find a lot of meaning in psychoanalyzing my childhood but that’s the thing about meaning, It’s subjective. But, hey, so am I.
I’m tired right now but at least it is mostly physical. I think I’ll try to sleep soon. Wake up tomorrow and try to find something worth while again. Start this fun cycle over again because what’s the alternative? At least I’ll more or less know what to expect. It’s fun to have stability, isn’t it? Just a blast. Of course, with words like that I am just asking for a cannon ball of fucked up trouble to pop up and throw me outta wack. Tempting fate. That’s another one I learned.
Here’s to hoping to find something where there’s nothing. Here’s to hoping to find something worthwhile at least, I’d say “God help me” but I think I’m past that.
#personal#mental health#me#don't mind me just having a long worded minor break down#well i say minor#i jokingly called this my manifesto while writing it and it seems to fir well enough#so#Desi's Mental Manifesto#nice ring to it#there's a lot wrong with me#oh well#at least roses are pretty and cbocolate is cheap around this time of year#only thing this holliday is good for in my books#until my next mental crisis
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