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formulamuppet · 17 days
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im trying SO hard to be normal about this clip ?????????
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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*Max and Charles holding hands*
Carlos: so who confessed?
Max: it was me. I made sure it was short and sweet
Charles: you yelled "listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them!"
Max: and it worked
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Charles: Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Lewis: God, give me patience.
Toto: I think you mean 'give me strength'?
Lewis: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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i gotta say, it’s really sad watching some of you guys act like bullies online, I bet you wouldn’t be so brave in person! Disgusting
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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not the nudes bot in the carlando tag, pls i like to see the tag at work
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Daniel: I don't think we can Maxplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.
Max: *Grabbing dagger*
Max: Manslaughter it is
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Carlos: Excuse me, what do you call this dish?
Waiter: Hors d'oeuvres.
Carlos, to Lando: And what did you call it?
Lando: Horse divorce.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Nyck: We should get married
Yuki: We've been dating for less than a month
Nyck: and I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Not an incorrect
but do you ever get the feeling that Carlos says really dumb stuff all the time and Lando just looks at him like he lost his fucking mind?
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Pierre: I don’t do romance.
Esteban: You’re making a Valentines Day card for Yuki right now.
Pierre, holding a glue gun like an actual gun: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Max: It’s not illegal, though
Charles: *stares into their apartment where there are so many cats*
Charles: It’s just that there’s… so many
Max: But it’s not illegal.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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*Lance handing a flower to Alonso*: Happy Veteran's Day
Alonso: It's Valentine's
Lance: ...
Felipe: ....
Alonso:...
Alonso: You little shit
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Carlos: We all have our demons.
Carlos, grabbing Lando: This one's mine.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Lewis: *Sees Seb wearing fancy clothes*
Lewis, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Seb:
Seb: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Pierre: scientifically, 1 in 4 people are gay. that means at least one of our friends is statistically gay.
Charles: i hope it's Max. he's really hot.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Oscar: Who's in charge here?
Lando, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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