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thehusbandoden · 8 months

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Cry Baby -Sick!Dabi x Reader

A/n: my inspiration is finally back, so I might spam a wee bit

Dabi may be a little out of character? Not sure tho

General info:

Genre: crack // wc: 371 // posted: 9/22/23

Summary: wanting a week off with your man, you intentionally get the sickness Dabi has been whining about for over a week now. After a few days you then realize that he's complaining about the slight headache and sore throat you've had for over two weeks.

"How's my cry baby doing?" You tease, stepping into your shared bedroom.

"Sh-shut up." Dabi pants, glaring daggers at you.

"What? Don't like being teased?" You giggle, changing out his rag with care.

"I'm sick, be nice."

"Oh ho ho, who am I talking to again? Would you like me to remind you how you treated me when I was sick?"

Dabi just huffed, weakly biting at your hand as you moved to caress his cheek.

Giggling, you distract him by tickling his forehead before stealing a quick kiss, much to your satisfaction.

"Y/n I'm sick." Dabi growled, glaring at you as he tried to shuffle to the other side of the bed.

"I know."

"Then why did you-"

"Don't you want a week or so off? Just you and me? Entangled in one another's arms, sharing germs, and hardly living as we try to take care of the other?"

"You're sick."

"I'm tryna be." You wink, stealing another kiss before softly flopping onto your beloved.

"Y/n!"

After some wrestling around you were able to pin Dabi down as you comfortably clung to his body.

"You're going to feel like death."

"Mhmm we'll see."

(Two days later; 3:02 p.m.)

"Dabi are you kidding me me?!"

"What is it now.." Dabi drawled, body aching from his "deathly" sickness.

"If this is what you're talking about you're a freaking wimp."

"He-"

"I have a slighlt headache, and my throat's sore."

"So you did get it. Though that headache is gonna break your skull open later in the day, and your throat's going to be burning."

"Dabi. I've been feeling this for two freaking weeks. I thought you had something worse."

"You're joking. There is no way that I'm weak. You're talking to a villain here."

"A wimpy one. I'm gonna go tell Shigarki that you can go on missions now and that you're just a huge baby."

"Oh he has it too. If he sees you he'll dust you. He's in a terrible mood."

"Not him too, you both are such babies."

"We. Are. Not."

"Totally are." You snort, strolling out of the room to call your parent/guardian.

"Y-y/n! Where are ya going? I thought you were going to cuddle me!"

....

"Y/n?!"

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aira-writes · 1 year

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Being Dabi's Girl

Pairings: Dabi x Fem!Reader

Genre: headcanons, fluff, humor, crack, bnha-imagines, college au

Warnings: language, sexually suggestive

Characters are aged up

A/n: This is not proof-read so read at your own risk. Hope you’ll like this. Dabi might be a bit OOC on this one.

❧ being Dabi’s girl means getting kissed by him at random times.

❧ he'll place his palm on the side of your cheek—abruptly but gently pulling your face towards his without any warning.

❧ you’re baking and busy mixing a bowl of batter in your hand?

❧ Dabi’s big, warm, and calloused hands cupping your cheek, him leaning down to your height, and him smashing his lips on to your chocolate smudged ones—all in a swift motion

❧ “think it needs more chocolate, doll.” he smirks at you, licking his own lip.

❧ you’d just stand there, in a daze, trying to get over what had happened.

❧ your sneaky boyfriend would just raise his eyebrows at you, smirking and teasing you with his eyes.

❧ “I—”

❧ “oh and stop tasting the batter every 5 mins or you'll ran out of mixture, doll.”

❧ and with that, he went straight to the fridge and took out a jug of milk

❧ the guy already took a swig when you finally were able to get over your dazed state

❧ “Babe!—I told you not to drink directly on the jug.”

❧ “whoops, my bad.” he chuckled and wiped his mouth using the back of his hand.

❧ You rolled your eyes at his teasing stare.

❧ “I’ll do that next time. Promise.” he leaned down and kissed your forehead before walking out the kitchen

❧ another time, you were studying in your study room since the exams were coming up.

❧ a few scattered pens lied on top of your table, together with your notes, thick books, scrunched up papers, your laptop and a black americano to keep you awake for the rest of the night.

❧ you were busy reading a paragraph when you heard the door creaked open.

❧ you didn’t have to guess who it was

❧ “jgh. What you up to, doll?” you heard him speak, your back still turned on him

❧ “hey baby. I’m studying for my exams.” you replied back, nose still buried in the book you’re reading as you typed on your laptop.

❧ you heard him walk towards where you were and stopped behind you, leaning forwards a bit to take a glimpse of what you were working on your laptop

❧ you still had your eyes glued to your laptop, typing away as you summarized a topic.

❧ you knew he was just close even when you have your back turned on him because you could smell a quiff of his cologne.

❧ “are you hungry, baby? There’s some food in—” you were about to face your boyfriend when your swivel chair was spun around all of a sudden

❧ and before you knew it, a pair of lips connected on to yours cutting of what you were going to say

❧ those pair of lips gave yours a teasing nibble before you were swung back around making you face your laptop again.

❧ “—famished.” he whispered in your ear that sent tingles to your spine

❧ then he walked back to the door. “Where did you say the food was, doll?”

❧ you didn't have to turn around to know that your cocky boyfriend must be smirking right now, amazed at what's he's done and amazed at the reaction he got from you.

❧ you blinked once, twice, then trice

❧ damn you cocky dabi

❧ “uh—um—k-kitchen.” you stuttered out the words and meeped at yourself for being such a blabbering mess.

❧ “thanks, baby. I'll come back up when I'm done.” he left the room and you didn't fail to hear his chuckle as he closed the door shut

❧ you facepalmed with exasperation.

❧ he and his damn steal-kissing-thingy!

❧ earlier, you wanted to smack the smirk off his face because he once again stole a kiss and caught you offguard— he even managed to distract you from studying

❧ but you already felt the heat rising to your cheeks

❧ and you definitely didn't want to give him the satisfaction that he succeeded in getting a reaction from you

❧ so you resisted the urge to smack your boyfriend's face with a thick book at that moment.

❧ being Dabi’s girl also means sleeping on a different position at night and waking up to a different sleeping position in the morning

❧ it’s no surprise that Dabi is a touchy kinda boyfriend.

❧ he may not be verbal about his clingy side, but his actions really shows that side of him

❧ one time, you were taking a little longer than usual in the bathroom because you were applying your night skin care routine

❧ unbeknownst to you—while you were busy humming a tune and putting on some acne spot treatments, your boyfriend was getting impatient as he waited in bed

❧ “fuck!”

❧ “That would’ve been a fun word to hear from you, if you were actually right beside me in bed and cradled in my arms, doll.”

❧ you were startled upon seeing a figure in the mirror. He was leaning against the doorway and with his arms crossed against his chest— a figure in which you were damn sure, wasn’t there a second ago

❧ you rolled your eyes “you scared me, baby.” you whined as you continued applying your cream

❧ “can’t believe this bathroom’s hogging my girl. Fuck you, bathroom. Can I have her back now?”

❧ you giggled at his words. “I’ll be done in a sec. Don’t miss me too much.”

❧ “the bed’s not gonna warm itself, doll.”

❧ you managed to finish your skin care 2 minutes earlier, before your possessive-ass of a boyfriend starts whining

❧ and that’s when you remember sleeping next to Dabi and being the little spoon

❧ his right hand innocently placed on your waist which seemingly happens to move downwards every few seconds, and the biceps on his left hand—serving their sole purpose—as your arm pillow

❧ when you wake up, there’s already a small drop of saliva dribbled on your boyfriend’s tshirt right in his chest area—where your head was layed on a few seconds ago

❧ you yawned, scanning your surroundings as you took in the information that you were now already laying on top of your boyfriend

❧ both of his arms were wrapped around your waist while he snored like a puppy.

❧ how he managed to move you without waking you up and without you suffocating him in your sleep—didn't fail to amaze you.

❧ there are also times where you perfectly remember sleeping while being the bigger spoon in bed—Dabi snoring off as he enjoyed the warmth of your arms around his torso.

❧ then waking up to a grinning-sleeping Dabi whose face was perfectly snuggled right between your breasts

❧ and ooh boy does he look like he was having a great dream

❧ Being Dabi’s girl also means getting butt slaps from him at random times

❧ one time, you were able to woke up early. And sensing that your boyfriend was tired from the night before because of his job—you decided to wake him up with a breakfast in bed

❧ managing to free yourself from being entangled in your boyfriend's arms without waking him up and putting on Dabi's loose shirt on because you can't seem to find yours—were the things you did before you walked downstairs and into the kitchen

❧ you had your headphones on and were swaying your hips to the beat of the music as you cooked breakfast

❧ you almost threw the pancakes too high up in the air when a smack landed on your ass that scared the shit out of you

❧ “Dabi!” you whined and glared, facing your snickering boyfriend. “Behave!”

❧ “Couldn’t resist, doll.” He chuckled some more and you resisted the urge to slap his face with the smoking hot pancakes you were cooking.

❧ another example of Dabi’s ass slapping incident was when the guy acquired some flu and would pry you away from him everytime you'd get close—afraid he'll transfer it to you

❧ “doll, I told you. Stay away from me before you get the damn flu.” a fit of coughs soon followed

❧ “No.” you pouted and whined, snuggling more into his neck.

❧ Dabi can't even move you if he wanted to because he's also lost most of his strength, and it doesn't help the fact that you're currently on top of him—straddling the ill guy—and was holding onto him like a koala clinging to its bamboo tree.

❧ “Don’t be stubborn.”

❧ “But I wanna stay with you.”

❧ “No. Now get off.”

❧ “Make me.”

❧ he coughed and groaned.

❧ And before you knew it—“OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR.”— a strong slap echoed throughout the room

❧ “Now be a good girl and get off daddy before he gets mad.”

❧ Being Dabi’s girl also means being showered with lots and lots of love

❧ Not being able to receive that from his Father, it was only natural for him to give his girl everything he never got to experience

❧ Dabi is very much into PDA and couldn't care less if a lot of people are staring

❧ he’s mostly focused on you to gaf about other people or whatever they’re thinking

❧ he’s keen on being able to touch you almost every time.

❧ he’d have no problem holding your hand in public

❧ he’d also have no trouble teasing you in public—either by using your head as an armrest (because you’re a shorty) or carrying drunk-you like a sack of potatoes

❧ he’d also be the one to initiate physical contact, either by intertwining your hands with his or putting a hand on the small of your back when you’re in a crowded place to make sure you won’t get separated from him

❧ he’s more likely the type of boyfriend to pull your jacket off so he could warm you up himself

❧ Dabi being Dabi would also make you wrap your arms around his waist when you’re riding his motorcycle and would teasingly increase his speed so you’d hug him tighter.

❧ he’d also give you forehead kisses when you’ve already fallen asleep after he just came home from work

❧ he also doesn’t fail to shower you with compliments

❧ “My baby’s so sexy.”

❧ “You smell so good.”

❧ “Shut it, doll. You’re gorgeous.”

❧ “Guess who looks good in red? Yeah, you do.”

❧ “Who’s a good girl for daddy?”

❧ All in all I think Dabi’s an attentive boyfriend

❧ He might be an ass and would tease you a lot most of the time which would result to a nose flaring y/n and looking like a fire breathing dragon—but he really loves you so much.

•❃°•°❀°•°❃•

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zuffer-weird-girl · 10 months

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(Y/n): *sucks on the lil bag of tea after drinking their cup*

Reactions

Overhaul: *extremely disgusted face* you disgust me in so many levels

Dabi: what the hell? *don't judge but is stil confused asf*

Hakws: o-o kinky- *gets slapped*

#bnha villains #crack dialogues #zuffer writings #hawks x reader #dabi x reader #overhaul x reader

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mysteriesmuse · 10 months

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Last night you’d gone out drinking with your best friend Fuyumi. She’d gotten a long holiday weekend and immediately begged you to come over to the Todoroki mansion so you could doll up for a girls night on the town together. Naturally, you dropped everything and scrambled over there with your makeup bag and outfit — because girls night with your bestie comes before everything else. And you’d showed up in record time and been greeted at the door by the baby brother Shoto himself. He’d waved you in without the same practiced ceremony that Natsuo had accrued. Shoto was still a little unpracticed of the normal comings and goings of the household. And instead of the normal shouting for Fuyumi that Natsuo did; Shoto preferred choosing to chirp a friendly hello with that young teenage heartthrob smile and shut the door behind you before pointing you in Fuyumi’s direction. To which you found her already curling her lashes at the vanity. Yelling to her brothers that they were in charge of dinner — to which the whole house filled with groans as you giggled and embraced her by the door. “It’s been too long since we’ve hung out outside of work!!” She squealed, holding you tight. you choked on air in her surprisingly tight grip and then got to work doing each others hair and makeup — only to be smudged all over your face and forearm this morning as you fended off a massively pounding headache. you awoke, sliding off the Todoroki family couch in the living room and tripping over the pair of stilettos that you must have managed to toe-off and set up neatly on the floor. And you wiggled your way to the bathroom door — shimmering black outfit still tightly clutched to your body, and even more so by having a chance to dry against your figure. You sat down and shimmied the skinny fabric up your plush thighs and sat down taking care of the piss that woke you up.

And in your hangover haze you must have missed the sight coming in because there was no toilet paper in here. You whined, your bruised toes cold against the tile of the bathroom floor — you stomped your equally bruised heels — and like a toddler shouted for Fuyumi to grab you more toilet paper. You huffed tapping your fingers against your knees until only a few minutes later the door creaked open and a large hand brandished a fresh roll of toilet paper. “Here ya’ go.” Called the voice of decidedly not Fuyumi. you studied the hand: the black wrinkles like one of those naked cats with no fur. Completely unfamiliar! “uh thank you,” you replied. Carefully grabbing the toilet paper by the top like a donut from the stranger. And just like that the door was swiftly closed shut again. A few minutes later with the flushing and draining of the pipes behind you, you walked out to see Fuyumi looking an equal amount of terrible — toilet paper in hand. “Ew girl,” she whined, “I was on my way. It took me a second to get out of bed.” You watched as she slouched even more with her messy layered white hair. The toilet paper dangling by her side. You waved your hands, “No! I didn’t not wipe. Someone else got me toilet paper . . .” Fuyumi noticed you trail off as you tapped a manicured finger against your slightly chapped lips streaked in a cakey, craggily layer of lipstick. “Oh my god,” she exclaimed hitting herself in the forehead with the hand still holding the roll of toilet paper. Whirling around she stomped back down the hallway a whirlwind of sibling fury. “Touya! You can’t just go helping my girlfriends by offering them toliet paper! Don’t you know that’s rude? Even in our house!”

Some more sibling shouts and another appearance of Fuyuming up the stairs led you into the kitchen where you got to see the rest of the man who got you toilet paper from the bathroom. He stood leaning against the fridge with a bowl of cereal in hand the spoon hanging partway out of his mouth. You waved a hand as his peeked brows, slipping over the the counter to grab a glass from the cabinets so you could water down this hangover. Your headache was too pounding and you were too tired to deal with this. You filled the glass quickly and you two gulped and munched in silence as Natsuo was woken up in Fuyumi’s raid. As soon as the steps turned back down the stairs this other housemate, brother you assumed, took off out the back with a wink. You glanced at Fuyumi who’d clenched her fist to her side and in an exasperated sigh said, “that’s my older brother, Touya. He’s a recovering convict,” she turned to face out the back garden door where he stood caught in his sneaky escape. She glared daggers at him through the glass pane, “ so he’s back home again now — but that’s no reason for him to be opening doors while you’ve got your panties down.” She turned back to you, “that’s no excuse, but — he’s still working on his social skills.” You shrugged, seeing the white haired and pierced male sneaking around the back garden of rose bushes. “He wasn’t so bad. Didn’t sneak a peak in the mirror — just a little odd that he answered my call.” You hummed tilting your head to the side. Fuyumi pinched the bridge of her nose, chest and forearms completely slouched on the kitchen island, muttering incoherently.

#mysteriesmusing #touya todoroki #touya x reader #bnha dabi #dabi x reader #dabi todoroki #This is honestly slightly a well written crack-fic #but I kinda love this whole thing!!#And Fuyumi is muttering about how her big brother is NOT allowed to make moves on her best friends #hes obvi going to anyway 🤣

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k-u-m-a-c-h-a-n · 2 years

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Dabi: u want me sooo bad lol

(Y/N) : idk where you got that info from

Dabi: the voices in my head tellin me

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the-dawn-star · 20 days

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hey omg loved your drunk!dabi x teen reader, and I totally agreed with your headcanon of him having terrible hangovers, and I was wondering if you could write a part 2 of that fic but the morning afterwards when he's hungover and teen!reader takes care of him?? (platonic ofcc) Tyy

A/N: This is a bit more of a crack fic than intended but I hope you like it!

-S

+400ish words.

Dabi sleeping late was the most normal thing about Dabi. But when he had a hangover, it became ten times worse.

It was two in the afternoon, and you still hadn’t seen Dabi walk out of his bedroom. You had the briefest idea of him dead in the room, but you decided against this idea.

You were cooking tonight's dinner while watching once again some stupid game show that your friends in school had gotten obsessed with. You didn’t mind spending the afternoon doing housework and periodically checking into Dabi's room to see him still sleeping.

The show went on commercial break and right at the same time Dabi’s door was flung open and Dabi ran to the bathroom.

You tried to ignore the sounds of Dabi emptying his stomach while getting him a glass of water and taking a piece of bread out of its package.

After Dabi came out of the bathroom with a toothpaste mark on his shirt and hair wildly unkept.

He sat down around the dining table, hiding his face behind his hands. You didn’t say anything and put Dabi’s breakfast and lunch in front of him.

The game show started again.

“Can you please shut that thing down...” Dabi sounded awful and took a sip of the water.

You lowered the volume and continued your previous task of cooking.

“How are you feeling?” You asked.

“Why do you ask such stupid questions? Can’t you see how I am feeling.”

“Oh, I know how you feel. I was just trying to be polite, like people often do.”

“Shut up.”

You knew that he wasn’t really mad, he was just trying to be an asshole.

You went to your medicine cabinet and took out a pain killer for Dabi.

Dabi took the painkiller for once without a fuss and you sat opposite to him.

“I thought of keeping this a secret, but you know how it is...” Dabi looked at you like you were insane while eating the piece of bread.

“Twice filmed a lot of it... Like so much of it...” The terror seeped deeper and deeper into Dabi's core with every word you said.

“You are terrible at karaoke, and dancing and at pool and,” Dabi interrupted you: “Okay I get it!”

You took your phone from your pocket and pulled up the video. Dabi was, in fact horrible at karaoke, trying to sing with Toga and Twice while he had to hold on to Twice to stay on his feet.

Dabi lasted about five seconds through the video before he was back on his feet, running at full speed to the bathroom to get rid of the bread and water that he had just eaten.

You hummed to the music in the video before yelling: “Hey what’s the name of this song, it’s really good!”

Dabi said something that sounded a lot like “fuck you” but there was no way to be sure of that.

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tomurasmoleunderhislip · 1 year

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~Exploring abandoned house with Dabi~

DABI FANS PSPSPSPSPSPS

(Can be seen as both platonic and romantic)

This is my first ever fic actually the more I think about it, I usually write headcanons and something short.

Trigger Warning: cussing and smoking. 😢😖😖😭 (pants=shat, knees=trembling)

I actually shifted two years ago to him and we actually went in abandoned house so this is inspired by that shitting shifting experience. I had to write this so I don't forget about it since it's such a cool idea.

You = • Dabi= •

Genre: crack, fluff

~If there's grammar mistakes, suddenly you are blind and see nothing I wrote this half asleep/half awake~

Number of words: idfk, a lot 🤡???

I put my whole Maxussy and writeussy into this

~ e n j o y ~

You and Dabi were hanging out late at night, walking around streets chatting about random shit and just enjoying eachothers company, than a bit later y'all left town continuing to just wander around as you two suddenly passed by some abandoned house.

"Oooo look, abandoned house" you said pointing at house

"What, you want to explore it?" He looked at you with smirk as he teased you a little. "You wanna go for a ghost haunt or something?"

"Oh shut the hell up, but yeah I want to explore it, maybe it can be our new hang out spot?" You looked back at him raising eyebrows and grinning

"Don't tell me you want to hang out in this old crap that's falling apart more than I am." (I literally made my own self laugh)

You snorted in response "C'mon I just wanna sit somewhere, my ass and legs hurts from all the walking and we're far away from town. I just can't help it, this shit looks like vibe and perfect place for smoking"

"Alright, alright, but you are giving me some of your ciggs because you are forcing me to go inside of this old crap"

"Fair enough"

He crossed arms proudly and grinned while you two walked up closer to house

"You go first" He said giving you smug look on his face

"What, you are too scared?" You returned him smug expression as you teased him than opened door of abandoned house for him "Ladies first"

He rolled his eyes in response and smirked as he spoke in "female voice" or at least he tried but his voice cracked, he sounded pretty stupid

"My, my thank you, you are such a gentleman"

You both laughed as he entered first and you went in after him.

"Damn, it smells like shit here.." He commented making disgusted expression while he looked around house

"Just like you" You grinned and winked at him

Dabi gasped dramatically and sarcastically than laughed silently in response and looked at you "Asshole"

You two were walking in hallways inside abandoned house, exploring it a little, deciding you'll explore upstairs later

"Careful not to run into hobo" You said as you leaned on wall and took out of your pocket pack of cigarettes "Pspspspspsps come here lighter"

"Did you just called me a lighter and pspsps at me?"

"Yah, I forgot my lighter, now come here lighter, if you want a ciggy wiggy."

He rolled his eyes again and smirked as he put in his mouth one of your cigarettes, you got closer to eachother so that he can light both of cigarettes at same time with one of his fingers

"I'll put that as your name in my contacts"

"You are creative with nicknames I gotta admit." Dabi grinned and laughed a bit as you both smoked and just wandered around inside house kicking some random stuff at eachother like you played football with literal lamp until y'all ran into basement's door.

"There's basement too? Damn" He looked at door than turned back to look at you with shit-eating grin "Shall we?"

"Fuck yeah" You said returning him same look on your face as you both laughed quietly, walking up to basement's door and opening it.

Right when you both walked in, the door closed by itself loudly hmmm classic and you two stood on stairs in darkness.

"Ah, of course it closed" You laughed a little and snorted "Always basements"

He snorted too in response but that little laughs of yours stopped when you couldn't open the door

"Fuck.."

"...fuck" you two stood in silence awkwardly for a moment than snorted again because y'all are careless motherfuckers "I can't see shit"

"Wait" He said than used his quirk for some light "Alright, there we go"

"So we going down?" You said looking at him grinning as you spoke in sarcastic tone "Maybe there's some ghosts" it wouldn't hurt to stay here more for a while and explore right? Unlocking that crusty door can wait.

"Maybe monsters?" He said sarcastically as y'all continued to snort at eachothers words than decided to go downstairs in basement giggling like idiots, this whole situation was just so stupid which makes it all funny.

The basement was pretty empty and dusty as expected. You two were a little disappointed because there was not much stuff, actually there was barely anything at all.

You two looked at eachother slowly than looked at chair, and than looked at eachother again as y'all stood still for a while than grinned.

"My chair"

"Whoever sits down first, the chair is theirs"

After that you two were running towards chair laughing like maniacs, sure it was childish but it was fun so who cares

Dabi first sat on the chair as he bursted into laughter with you, than you grinned at him and kicked the leg of old wooden chair which caused it to break easily since it's pretty old and Dabi fell on his ass laughing even louder with you and glaring a little.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" He yelled as he continued to laugh and after both of you calmed down a little, while you helped him up. "I'll remember that and get my revenge"

"If I can't have a chair no one will"

"You little shit"

"Shut up you burnt fuck"

"Edgy thot"

"Staple face"

"Crazy bitch"

"Ugly worm"

You two laughed each time even harder at every new nickname you gave eachother it's like you two were playing ping pong but with words and insults

"You are rude" He said calming down with laughter now smirking at you

"That's my love language and way of showing affection" You blew him a kiss jokingly still laughing a bit

"Ah, so insulting is now new way of showing love?" He rolled his eyes and grinned at you

"It was always"

"Don't shit" He let out a snort than winked at you jokingly as you two continued walking around basement trying to find anything interesting. Eventually you gave up and were about to take out pack of cigarettes but than out of nowhere a tall, skinny, hairless and literally plain figure came out of wall which caught you two off guard a little. It didn't had any clothes on, it had large claws and black eye sockets...

"Rake? This you bro?" You said as both of you were holding in laughter and shitting pants at same time. Well...it ain't that bad to joke in fucked up situations like this right? Besides...it makes situation less worse and at same time worse.

Dabi pushed your arm with his elbow to let you know it's not time for jokes without saying anything. Even though he was at verge of bursting into laughter

The creature wasn't saying anything or talking at all it instead made some weird inhumane sounds and growls as it was stepping closer and closer to you two slowly. And of course you two were stepping back obviously, as out of nowhere there was few more same creatures as this one creeping out of wall slowly.

"What the fuck are these?"

"Not even God I don't believe in knows"

You two whispered to eachother and he snorted quietly at your comments but snapping back into serious expression once again as you continued to step back together. The rake lookingass bitches creatures were getting closer and closer to you slowly, you could feel your heart beat going faster and faster in panic but you remained silent and he did same as you two continued backing away

"Shit" he muttered to himself

As they got close enough to you two about like two-three meters away, Dabi stepped in front of you, holding his one arm out to push you back behind him and as for other arm he used his quirk to burn the creatures.

You continued standing behind him watching in fascination and surprise at his protective behavior. And it did worked, it stopped creatures, but not for long. After a while they were really slowly healing and returning to their normal looks. But at least they couldn't move much for now, as you and Dabi watched celling of basement burn, soon enough there was slowly more creatures coming out of basement walls, and you two watched in pure shock as those burnt one's returned back to normal. Dabi once again used his quirk but for a bit longer now, to make them slow down a bit like last time

He kept looking behind himself a little to check up on you if you were alright, he was really careful and watching out while using his quirk, he didn't want to hurt you. After he burnt these creatures again he stopped using his quirk as smoke was coming out of his arm, and than you grabbed him for his coat as you both started running towards upstairs door for basement exit. You forgot the door was locked but Dabi didn't wanted to use his quirk to destroy it because he was afraid he will burn you accidentally. The creatures were getting closer and closer to stairs, to you both. You decided to kick door, it didn't work at first, but as you tried to kick door over and over again the creatures started walking upstairs. You decided to step back a little and rush to door kicking it as hard as you can, and finally it worked. The door fell off and broke a little as you and Dabi started running towards exit of the house, tons of those disgusting creatures running after you both, you and him almost fell and bumped into something as you runned in panic looking for damn exit.

"WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!?"

"MAYBE HERE I'M NOT SURE?!?"

You two runned towards door in front of you and the door was locked

"WHY IS EVERYTHING GETTING LOCKED IN THIS GODDAMN PLACE?!? WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING CURSE IS THIS?!?"

You shouted in frustration and panic as you watched creatures getting closer and closer to both of you. Dabi and you at same time were kicking and pushing door but the door wouldn't break no matter what. You looked once again behind you two creatures getting even closer as you took the lamp off floor and threw it at one of creatures face. Dabi wheezed and coughed trying not to laugh in this fucked up situation but you were making it harder all time. After that you both ran on next floor as creatures were getting way more aggressive and faster, continuing to run after you both. You and him were gasping for air as running in pure panic than breaking the window jumping through it. You two landed on abandoned car that was right next to abandoned house, good thing it was only second floor, nothing higher otherwise you would break your legs probably and end up like pancakes.

Dabi and you continued running and running unstoppably than after a while turning back to look at house and seems like those creatures didn't wanted to leave house? It looked like they were stuck in it, like they had to be inside that house...But they still watched you two out of windows for a while, than turned back and walked away.

"They... won't leave house and continue running after us, try to kill us?" Dabi said in confusion, now calming down a little bit as he rested his hands on his knees while catching breath "Not that I'm complaining but it's... surprising.?"

"I don't care, I don't want or plan to find out, we escaped without getting injured. That's all that matters.." You said laying down on the side of road catching breath and trying to calm down. Dabi laughed at your words and your actions

"True" He said laying next to you now on the side of road looking at sky as you both laughed and relaxed now.

"But yeah, it is.. quite interesting that they won't leave house. Not to mention your flames couldn't kill them and they got back to normal like it was nothing.

"It's weird as hell, I wonder what these things are.

You know what? I don't want to think about this now" You sighed than smirked at him

"Fair enough" You both laughed, continuing to look at sky while laying next to eachother on the side of road

"We'll chat about this other days than, I guess. I can't think currently as well"

"Yeah I don't feel like braining now"

"Braining?" He snorted at your comment

"mhm"

After a while laying like this, you two lit cigarettes while getting up slowly

"We better get up otherwise I'll fall asleep"

"Heh, alright. Let's get back in town than" he said smirking at you, resting his hand on your shoulder as you two smoked and started walking towards town, it was only ten minutes away.

"Shall we tell league members about this?"

"Fuck no, they won't believe us and they'll think we are messing around with them. They'll ask us what type of shit were on if we tell them."

"You are right. Let's keep it a secret than" he grinned and nodded in agreement with you

"I might sound crazy..but it was quite fun not gonna lie"

"Well..yeah, you made it fun after all. I didn't know should I smack you in head or laugh when you were joking around while these fuckers chased us" He laughed silently, winking at you a little "You are so messed up and chaotic, I love it" Dabi smiled while looking at you in the eyes, messing with your hair a little than grinned

"We should hang out more often, I don't remember last time having fun like this.."

"Sure, I like spending time with you anyways"

You two continued chatting as you smoked and walked towards town together, later on y'all run into white van seeing Spinner, Twice, Toga and Tomura. They were asking you two where have you two been. Of course you wouldn't tell them exact truth now so you and Dabi told them that you two were just walking around and outside town a little. After talking for a while Dabi and you got inside van with others and went in hiding base. It was pretty long, chaotic and pure hell of a day. But it was fun, and you are willing to hang out with Dabi like that more often for sure.

Now that I wrote this finally, I can rest in peace.

I feel like my eyeballs will fall out, I hope y'all like this ig 💀💀💀

Too tired to check grammar mistakes so just ignore them 😍

Goodnight hoez

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lightdustchild · 1 year

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Hey light could you do a small crack one shot where it’s dabi and his lil sister but he just carries her around?

-paperclip anon

Note: Why of course XD

Lift those arms

Dabi x sister reader

"C'mon pick me up!" You said doing grabby hands towards your brother and he frowned as he glared at you. "No." He stated and you grinned "Why not are you not strong enough?~" You said taunting him as you tried to get him to give in. Dabi glared even more at you before standing up and scooping you up in his arms "Fine you litte shit" he said and you laughed and pointed at the kitchen "ONWARDS!" you yelled. "And who do you think you are to tell me what to do" he said as he was already heading to the kitchen "I'm your sister that's who!" You said crossing your arms and laughing. He groaned as his arms tightened around you, "Plus if your mean I'll tell papa shigaraki!" You said and he looked at you "What makes you think he'll do anything" he said. "cause he's your boss" you said in a sing song tone as you stretched in his arms "Alright that's it!" Dabi said as he let you go and you landed on the floor with a "Thunk" "Asshole" you muttered.

"Exuse me?"

"NOTHING!"

#dabi x sister reader #bnha #mha #mha x reader #x sister reader #crack oneshot

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unhonest-iago · 1 year

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Wtf is This?

Gn reader

'Y/n?' Dabi leaned against the doorstep, waiting for their attention. Getting a hum in response, 'Wanna tell me what this is?' Holding up a pierced patchwork themed dildo. The piercing a prince albert and obviously done by the owner's own hand. 'Um, a sex toy?' It was in fact theirs. They were simply overwhelmed with how Dabi had ended up with it, not meaning to play dumb. 'See, I'd believe you if I hadn't found it next to a body pillow cover. So, pray tell, little lamb.' Dropping it in their lap. Trying to choose between the truth and blaming it on Toga.

'Fine, remember how boss man was telling us to create new merchandise?' Dabi's expression was akin to an owl, eyes wide in bemusement. What tall tale would they spin in attempts to avoid the possible taunts brewing in his brain? 'Yea, cause we're so far down in the red or whatever.'

'Think it was that we're close to being bankrupt. Eh, doesn't matter. I'd heard from a little birdie that your fans were making these,' thrusting the pierced dildo towards Dabi like it was a presentation pointer, 'and figured why not sell 'em?' His nose scrunching in disdain. 'You genuinely thought this was a good idea?'

'The general public already doesn't like us Dabi. Why not add a little shock value to it?' Y/n's anxiety at getting caught dissipating as the conversation continued. Dabi seemed to believe their words but now they'd actually have to find a way to sell them to back up the fucking story. Clapping his hands, 'So, this is for monetary gain. Not personal use?' Now it was y/n's turn to feign disgust. 'As if!' Taking the opportunity to shove him out of their room.

'Such bullshit.' He'd eat his words a week later when he saw the listing online.

#iago writes #mdni #suggestive #crack fic #x reader #x gn reader #dabi x reader #touya x reader #dabi todoroki #touya todoroki #bnha dabi #mha dabi #mha touya #bnha touya

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thehusbandoden · 1 year

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Dabi (24)

Key: angst -💔; fluff -🤍; comfort -❤️‍🩹; angst to fluff -🧡; crack -💜; slight angst -🩵

Fanfictions:

The Endlessly Cracking Dam 🤍❤️‍🩹💔 (requested)

The man called "Dabi" was one of the Imperial Army's best men. Everyone loved him- or did they? Fake smiles and suspicions kept Dabi on his toes, always hiding his face and past. Well, until that darned Hun knocked off his helmet. Zhu Bo, Dabi's all time tormenter, claimed that he was "cursed" and urged their captain to kick him out. But- Dabi just won that battle! Everyone loves him! They wouldn't kick him out... would they? But atlas people are cruel and heartless. Just because of Dabi's patched up face he was kicked out, leaving him and his horse; Mazu, to find there way to the one and only person Dabi could confine in; y/n l/n. | Words: 5,700+ \\ fem reader \\ posted: 11/15/2023

Drabbles/One shots

Lonesome Nights ❤️‍🩹🤍🧡

Dabi's been on a mission for months. You've missed him to the point of nights filled with sobs. Dabi comes home, and feels so guilty about your depression, and tries to make it better. | 1,128 words

The Beauty 🤍

On his way to burn down an agency, Dabi runs into a girl around his age that is exactly his type. (You ;3) | 227 words

Love 🤍💔

Dabi and you have a talk. Dabi, the love of your life is finally able to call your relationship love. | 344 words

Won't let go 💔 (angst ending)

You and Dabi get into a nasty argument filled with insults thrown, piercing one another like venomous daggers. After you leave for some fresh air, you're attacked by another villain, injuring you severely. | 1,823 words

The Twins 🤍🩵(💜)?

While escaping from some heroes, you find an abandoned set of two year old twins. Instantly falling in love, you couldn't help but take them to the hideout, where you surprise your loving husband (Dabi) with the new addition of your tiny family.

Alternative ending for "Cold" (Shigaraki x reader) 🤍🩵

You choose Dabi over Shigaraki.

A Day Off 🤍💜

Dabi Touya gets your kids ready for school so you can rest. You then proceed to have you time once you drop your 4 year old at Uncle Shoto's.

Cry Baby 💜🤍

Wanting a week off with your man, you intentionally get the sickness Dabi has been whining about for over a week now. After a few days you then realize that he's complaining about the slight headache and sore throat you've had for over two weeks. | posted: 9/22/23 | 371 words

That's a New Feeling 🧡❤️‍🩹

You and Dabi get into an argument. | 1,545 words \\ posted: 11/18/2023

Burnt 💔

You gave the love of your life too many chances already. But this time? He crossed a line.. a line that should have never been crossed. | 1,234 words \\ posted: 01/03/2024

More Than Life Itself 🤍❤️‍🩹 -Alternative Ending to Burnt

You wake up from the horrid nightmare. | words 1,099 \\ posted: 01/10/2024

Dinner and Banter 🤍

Dinner, banter, and cuddles with your favorite villain <3 | 532 words \\ female reader \\ posted: 02/05/2024

Never ❤️❤️‍🩹 (request)

Your beloved hubby comforts you when he comes home to find you overthinking <3 \\ 277 words \\ fem reader \\ posted: 02/27/24

Headcannons/Scenarios

MHA boys react to you torturing an Endeavor plushie 🤍💜

Simply that my friends. Enjoy the chaos.

How they react to you going to therapy for past abuse 🤍❤️‍🩹 (request)

Self explanatory<3

You flinch during an argument 💔🧡❤️‍🩹

Self explanatory<3 | 963 words

Undercover pro hero reader 🤍 (request)

Self explanatory<3 | 722 words | posted: 9/3/23

You sing "Soft Kitty" to him when he's sick 🤍❤️‍🩹 (request)

Self explanatory<3 | posted: 9/4/23

Comforting their exhausted s/o 🤍🩵 (request)

Self explanatory<3 | posted: 9/27/23

Reader with an ed *platonic* 🤍❤️‍🩹 (request)

Self explanatory<3 | 693 words \\ gn reader \\ posted: 9/28/23

Comforting Claustrophobia Reader 🤍❤️‍🩹 (request)

Self explanatory<3 | 518 words \\ posted: 11/27/23

Liking the Same Heroine as Shoto 🤍 (requested)

Self explanatory<3 | 711 words \\ posted: 12/19/2023 \\ two different endings \\ requested

Couch Surfing Reader 🤍❤️‍🩹 (requested)

Self explanatory<3 | 251 words \\ posted: 01/25/2024 \\ requested

And more yet to come! <3

Masterlist | Requesting Rules

Comments, Requests, and Reblogs are always appreciated<33

Last added to: 02/27/2024

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BNHA Boys as Normal College Students

Pairings: Dabi x Fem! Reader

Genre: one-shots, fluff, humor, crack, college au, sfw, bnha imagines

Warnings: language, suggestive (idk lol?), chaotic (i warned ya)

A/n: I was about to post this together with the first part but didn’t have time to edit it. It’s my first time writing a Dabi one-shot so idk if he’s OOC or not. Hope you like this one!

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Today’s the time that you left school extremely late. You didn’t have a choice since you were the Glee club’s president—your classmates all voted you to be—so you and the other members of the organization had to stay up late and help decorate the gym for the fancy ball event that’ll be held this Friday. It was a bit dark when you left the schoolgrounds with your other members but they had to leave first because they were in a hurry.

Jiro—your vice president—offered to take you home before she left but you declined since your boyfriend always takes you home, himself. Jiro was reluctant to leave you alone since the sun’s already about to set, but you reassured her that your boyfriend’s coming so she could just go ahead.

So now, you’re alone in the parking lot as you waited for him. You were worried what’s taking Dabi so long. You even sent him a few chats asking him where he is. And him not being able to reply meant that he must be busy.

10 more minutes have passed but you kept waiting.

“Want a ride, babe?” an unfamiliar voice spoke behind you which startled you.

You shook your head as a reply. “No, thanks.”

“Come on. It’ll be dark soon. Don’t want you alone and scared here all by yourself.” He took a few steps near you. This guy seemed like a junior—so he’s one year older than you. Seeing his face made you realize that he’s one of the members of the football team but you just don’t know his name nor are you even interested to.

“Thanks, but I think I’ll be fine here on my own.” You forced a smile. You got a feeling that this guy isn’t taking no for an answer and you hated the fact that he’s kinda pushy and won’t leave you alone.

“You sure?” He took another few steps so he was now a bit nearer than before, which creeped you out.

“Def sure.”

“It’ll be wrong of me to leave you here all alone, y’know. So I suggest letting me take you home. I have my car parked right here.”

“I already said no. I can take care of myself. You can go.” You turned your back away from him as you pulled out your phone to try and contact your boyfriend again.

“I’m being a good guy here, babe. You sure you don’t want a ride? I don’t bite, I promise—” You really hated pushy guys the most. And the fact that it seems like this guy isn’t going anywhere and keeps advancing towards you is making you feel extremely creeped out. “—well unless you wanted me to.” He chuckled.

You were about to let out a snarky reply so he could leave you alone when a familiar voice beat you to it.

“The only thing she’ll be riding is me. Now get lost kid.”

You had your back turned from the owner of the familiar voice but you didn’t miss to sense the scary aura that the voice emitted. It feels like it was laced with poison or something.

“Oh—uh—Oops, I didn’t know you have a boyfriend. Sorry, I’ll go now.” The creepy guy almost bolted to run as both of you watched him walked towards his car—he even struggled a bit to insert his keys.

You turned to your boyfriend who now has his free hand resting gently—protectively—on your waist.

“Sorry I was late, doll. Had to do some errands.” He kissed the side of your head, still looking towards the guy who was now driving off. You didn’t have to be a psychic to sensed that he was giving sharp glares to the creepy guy who kept bothering you earlier. And the fact that the creepy guy almost looked white when he landed one more glance to your direction—was a dead give-away.

You playfully pinched your boyfriend’s sides that earned a yelp from him. “You skipped school again, didn’t you?”

“Hey—ow. That hurt.” He chuckled as he leaned away from your pinches, hand still on your waist. “I made sure to perfect the quiz before leaving, doll. So don’t worry.” He gave you a playful wink as you both started walking to where he parked his bike.

You snorted. Dabi’s one smart student. Yeah, a lot of people would view him as the bad boy because he smokes, has a lotta tattoos, and skips school. His dad being one of the school’s stakeholders, and him perfecting almost all his quizzes and exams are the only thing that’s keeping the dean from kicking him out of the school amidst all of his rule breaks.

“You still shouldn’t skip school.”

“Yeah, yeah, Mrs. Puff.” He teased.

“And it’s a good thing you didn’t smoke again.” You didn’t get a whiff of cigarette smell on him so he’s in the green. You don’t wanna be a controlling girlfriend but you’re just worried about his health.

Is worrying about your boyfriend’s health a sin?

“I told you, doll. No more cigarettes for me.”

“Don’t abruptly stop it!”

He got confused and chuckled. “You don’t want me to smoke but when I quit smoking you don’t want me to stop it?”

You rolled your eyes. “Don’t stop smoking abruptly or you’d get withdrawal symptoms!”

“Right, Miss nurse. Noted.” He winked for added effect.

You glared at your boyfriend. “And what was that earlier?”

“What do you mean?” He has this amused look in his face again like he always does.

You turned to him and crossed your arms, still walking towards Dabi’s bike. “That ‘the only thing she’ll be riding is me’,” you quoted.

He chuckled. “Get your head out of the gutter, doll. I meant my bike.” You both stopped walking when you arrived in front of where your boyfriend parked his motorcycle.

“Of course I knew you were referring to the bike!” You whined and he let out another one of his amused chuckles. You felt heat rising to your cheeks and was irritated at the same time because he was again trying to tease you like he always does.

“Don’t even let me get started on that ‘Now get lost, kid’, Dabi.”

He handed you a helmet which you received but was still fuming and embarrassed. “You’re just a year older than him and I’m a year younger than him! Wdym ‘kid’? Then you’re indirectly saying I’m a kid too.” your brows were furrowed.

You knew it was petty to try to start a fight with your boyfriend but the way he was letting out only amused looks and chuckles made your blood boil.

“Stop pouting and get on the bike already, sweetheart.” He grinned.

You grumbled but still got on the bike and wore the helmet that he handed you. “Cute. Now hold on tight—”

“Ta-ta-ta! Not so fast. Where’s your helmet?” you scolded. You hated the fact that he would ride his bike without helmet on. He drives like crazy most of the time—you know that he’s decreasing his speed when you’re riding with him which you think is so thoughtful even when he’d deny it—that’s why you always remind him to have an extra pair of helmet on.

“Left it at home. Don’t worry, I’ll drive slo—”

“We’re definitely not leaving not until you wear a helmet on.”

“Sweetheart—”

“Helmet.”

“I only brought the helmet you’re wearing—”

“Wear this then.” You were about to take the helmet off when he stopped you. “Definitely not.” He shook his head. “—plus it won’t fit me since it’s meant for your tiny head—”

You ignored his teasing. “Then wear the other one. You brought it didn’t you?” You get off the bike to try and search the trunk for the other helmet.

“Nope.” He said, fast as possible which seemed fishy.

“I knew you brought it. Wear it now so we could leave already, Dabi.”

“Babe—”

“Okay then. We’ll just sleep here in the parking lot and—”

He groaned. “You’re so stubborn, sweetheart. Fine, I’ll wear it.” He took out the other helmet from the trunk and wore it. He raised the glass covering his eyes and grumbled. “Happy now?”

“Yup!” You nodded and giggled, smiling in triumph and got on the bike again as you wrapped your arms around your boyfriend.

He stepped on the engine, and just before he drove off— “You look cute in that hello kitty helmet, baby.” Which earned you a groan from him. And before you even had time to say reply back with a witty remark—he already drove off.

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