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blackhakumen · 20 days
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Mini Fanfic #1202: A Day Spent With His Three Moms and Aunt (RWBY)
1:37 p.m. in the Country Side of Mistral.........
As the gang make their way to Oscar's Aunt's farm on foot, Nora has been staring, pouting, and grumbling at Oscar right next to her for a quite some time now, all while Pyrrha is trying her best to contain her giggling on one side and Glynda is pinching the bridge of her nose on the other.
Oscar: ('Sighs in Defeat') Alright. I'll bite. (Turns to His Thunder Mom) What's wrong?
Nora: Your height. You're about to be taller than me soon~
Oscar: Wait. Really? (Uses his Hand Sideways and Moves it Towards Nora's Forehead and Back to His) Hm. So I am......... (Smiles a Bit) Neat.
Nora: NO! This is not neat at all! (Starts Giving Oscar the Very Sad Puppy Dog Eyes) That's the sign of you going one of the many steps forward to adulthood and I hate it!~
Oscar: Well, it's not like there's anything for me to do to stop it! (Instantly Stops Nora From Saying Another Word) Don't even get any bright ideas!
Pyrrha: (Starts Swaying her Hips Around in a Shy Manner) Are you positive that there's no way around this?~ (Forms a Sad Puppy Dog Look of her Own) This isn't fair at all!~
Oscar: (Turns to Pyrrha) I've never been more sure in my entire life, Pyrrha. And life itself was never fair begin with.
Glynda: Oscar is right. We are all bound to grow older eventually. So there's really no used to delay the inevitable.
Oscar: See? Ms. Goodwitch gets it!
Glynda: That being said..........
Oscar: Huh? (Turns to Glynda With a Deadpinned Look on his Face)
Glynda: (Wipes a Single Tear Away From her Eyes in a Bit of a Dramatic Fashion) It would be a very sad day indeed, when you become an adult and we will cease to spoil you rotten anymore~
Nora/Pyrrha: (Tearfully Nodded in Agreement)
Oscar: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) You guys are unbelievably impossible sometimes........Even if I do grow older in a few more years, that doesn't mean I won't ever come to either of you for any help, advice, or company. (Smiles a Little) You're still my family through and through, that won't ever-woah! (Suddenly Gets Pulled into a Motherly Group Hug) change.
Nora/Pyrrha/Glynda: We love you, Oscar!~
Oscar: ('Sigh') Yeah, yeah (Hugs Three of his Moms Back) I love you guys too.
Pyrrha: (Notices Something Up Above Her abd the Others) Oscar, is this the place you're looking for? (Points Oscar to a Written Sign thay Says "Welcome to the "Pines' Countryside Farm")
Oscar: (Looks Up at the Sign in Question) Yup. It's my old home alright. (Looks Over at the Farm in the Mid Distance) Looks a little more fixed up than the last time I saw it. (Walks Over to the Farm Along with The Others)
Glynda: I can't seem to recall a time that I ever step foot to a farm until now.
Nora: You and me both, teach. (Places her Hands on Both her Hips) I wonder how many cute little farm critters you folks got in this lovely establishment. Cows, chickens, piggies, goats, horses- ('Gasps') Ponies!~ (Turns to Oscar With Excitement in Her Eyes) Please, please, pleeeeeease tell me you guys those percious little fillies here!~
Oscar: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeeeeah....Hate to be the barrier of bad news, Nora, but we don't....really own any animals here, at least from what I remembered.
Nora: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) Seriously!? Like.....NONE at all!? But I thought this is a farm!
Oscar: It is! A crops only farm.
Glynda: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) With no animals in sight?
Oscar: Yeah. I mean, granted, we have watched over a few of our neighbors' animals on some occasions, but other than that, this has been a free animal zone for years now.
Nora: (Snaps her Finger Before Pouting in Disappointment) Dangit! I really wanted to see those ponies again.....
Pyrrha: (Smiles Sheepishly) She looked after a few of them at the Becon Fair in the past and has been in love with them ever since.
Oscar: Your academy had a fair event once?
Glynda: (Simply Nodded) In distant history we did. (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) Other than all the times I got dunked inside that blasted tank, it still turned out to be a decent event all things considered. Perhaps we can go to one in town later on this evening?
Nora: (Puts on a More Pumped Up Grin on her Face) YEEES!
Pyrrha: (Smiles Brightly) That sounds like a lovely idea!~
Oscar: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah, I'm down. (Pulls his Scroll Out of his Pocket) 'Positive my aunt would like to go too if I could finally get a hold to her.
Pyrrha: She still hasn't answered your calls yet?
Oscar: ('Sigh') No, not yet. But knowing her, she's probably out at the market, picking up groceries as we speak
??????: Or maybe your darlin' aunt is hidin' right BEHIND YA!~
Oscar suddenly gets picked up and hugged from behind as turns around to see an older woman grinning at him with long, curly hair, and more freckles on her face than he has on his.
Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly, Instantly Recognizes The Woman Hugging Him) Aunt Em, you're here!~
Em: In the flesh, sugar!~ Look at you! So big, cute and handsome lookin!~ I knew my charms would rub off on ya eventually!~ (Gives her Nephew a Big Kiss on the Cheek Before Putting Back Down on his Feet) Hope you're huntsman career been doin' ypu well these days.
Oscar: It has more or less. (Introduces Em to His Three Mother Figures) I wanna introduce you to Nora, Pyrrha, Glynda, the three of the many ladies in my life oddly enough. Guys, this is my aunt, Emilia Dee Pines, the woman who practically raised me under this farm throughout my childhood.
Nora: (Forms a Bright Smile Along with Pyrrha) Hi!~
Pyrrha: (Happily Waves Hello) Hello!~
Glynda: (Properly Bows her Head to Em) It's a pleasure to finally meet you, ma'am.
Em: (Smiles Brightly at the Three Ladies) Likewise!~ I can't thank y'all ladies and your friends kindly enough for looking after this rascal for after all this time. (Starts Playfully Ruffling Up Oscar's Hair)
Oscar: (Chuckles Ticklishly by the Hair Ruffling) Seriously?~ I'm way more of a saint compared to you! Need I remind you of all the dumb pranks you've pulled in the morning?
Em: (Giggles Softly) Oho hush up, half pint!~ (Pulls Oscar into a One Armed Hugs) You love those dumb pranks as much as I did, so I know you ain't half as innocent you think you are!~ (Fprms Sly Smirk on her Face) Which reminds me.....Ladies, let's say we share a few family photos inside house. My treat~
Oscar: (Eyes Widened in Fear) Oh no.
Later Seconds Later in the Pines' Household.......
Nora/Pyrrha: OH MY GOOOOOOOOSH!~ (Eyes Sparkling in Pure Delight and Glee at All of Oscar's Baby Pictures Shown to Them by the Smirking Auntie)
Nora: CUTE BABY BOI OZZZZZZ!~
Pyrrha: He looks so squish and precious I wanna kiss, hug, and eat him up!~
Em: (Chuckles Lightly) You and me both, hun~ That boy was the cutest little button this family has offer. (Turns to Oscar Sitting Next to Glynda, Sulking in Embarrassment in the Other Side of the Room) Heck, if you ask me, I think he's still as much of a cutie-pie as he ever was growing up~
Pyrrha: (Smiles Brightly at Em) Oh you have no idea how right you are, Mrs. Pines!~
Nora: He can try and deny all he wants, but our baby's cuteness is a true blessing in disguise~
Em: I know that's right!~ And please, Mrs Pines' my grandmother's name. (Continues Talking to the Two Huntresses)
Oscar: (Covering His Face Up in Pure Embarrassment) This.....is a complete nightmare....Or at least I hope it's a dream. (Turns To Glynda Sitting Right Next to Him) Please tell me this is all some convulted dream we're in.
Glynda: No, I believe this is very much real life. No need for me pinch you in anyway.
Oscar: (Lightly Pinches Himself Before Feeling Immense Disappointment) Dangit. Could you at least put me out of my misery then? Quick and painless?
Glynda: (Gasps Before Giving Oscar her Motherly Glare) I will do no such thing! You, of all people, should know that I love you far too much to bring any harm upon you.
Oscar: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, you're right.....It's not like things could get worse for me down the line-
Em: So you're sayin' this Printing Shop in the city could print out copies of these pictures here?
Oscar's eyes shot up in pure fear and disbelief by the other ladies' conversation in question.
Pyrrha: As much as you want~
Nora: In many sizes too~ Ooh these pictures are so precious I can't decide which ones are my absolute favorite!~
Pyrrha: Me neither!~ Though, I do wonder what our friends and family back home will think if they see them right now.
One of Oscar's eyes starts to twich rapidly as he continues listening.
Nora: Why wait when we can them the pictures right now!~ Starting with Ruby-
Oscar: (Immediately Gets Up From his Seat) Nora, don't you DARE!-
Em: OSCAR! Quit all that hootin' and hollerin' in there and let your Thunder Momma send pictures to your friends!
Oscar: But-
Em: Now, mister!
Oscar: ('Sighs in Utter Defeat') Yes, ma'am.....
Oscar slouches himself back down on his seat and lay the side of his head onto Glynda's lap, groaning in even more annoyance and defeat.
Ozpin's former assistant giggles softly as she gently ruffles the top of Oscar's hair before suddenly taking notice of an old picture frame sitting on a wooden table right next to them, containing a photo of married couple, smiling together in arms.
Glynda: Say, Oscar. (Picks Up Picture Frame From the Table) Who are this couple in the photo here?
Oscar: Huh? (Takes a Look at the Picture Glynda is Showing Her) Oh! (Smiles a Bit) That there is a picture is my parents: Edgar and Annabelle Pines. They helped Aunt Em and my grandparents to look after and shape this farm to what it is today. Or- (Frowns a Bit Sadly) At....least they used to anyways.
Glynda: Used to?
Oscar: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking as He Got his Head Up From Glynda's Lap) Okay, so, years ago, when I was 3 or 4, a group of wild Grimms attack our home in the middle of the night. While was I hiding in the bunker, they risked their lives to fight them off with Aunt Em and everyone of our neighbors pitching in for the assist. They succeeded in the end, but once they made it inside the bunker hours later.....Aunt Em told me they were.....killed during the attack ong with a few others. We mourned our losses the morning after.
Glynda: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock and Sadness by Oscar's Story) Oh no......Oscar, I'm so sorry. (Gives Oscar a Gently, Loving Hug) You and your aunt having my deepest condolences.
Oscar: (Hugs Glynda Back) Thank you, Ms. Good- Glynda. It was sad time for the two of us to endure together, but it didn't get us down forever. We continued to look after this farm as normal, just like mom and dad would've wanted I think. (Starts Rubbing his Arm a Bit) That is.....until Ozpin came to the picture and got me to leave here years later, rest was history by then.
??: Yup!
The duo turns to see the rest of the ladies joining in on the conversation in hand.
Em: Though, I do hope you're not in here mopin' and blamin' yourself for leavin'
Oscar: What? O-Of course not! I would ne-
Pyrrha/Nora: (Gives Oscar Motherly Glares Along with Em) Oscar.
Glynda: (Turns to Oscar With a More Soften Look) Be honest.
Oscar: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay. So maybe I do blame myself for leaving that day. We've been watching over this farm for years now and I just up and left you without a single goodbye.
Em: Yeah, but at least you written a letter to me before you left, which I still have in my bedroom dresser safe n' sound.
Oscar: ('Sighs in Relief') That's good. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) I still wouldn't blame you if you were at least a bit upset about all of this in general.
Em: ('Sigh') Well, I'd be lyin' if say that I didn't feel some kind of way during that time, but I knew there were more for you to experience and make a name for yourself out there in the real world. So I eventually accepted that and continue working on the farm like normal, with some help from our distant relatives of course.
Oscar: Oh yeah. You told me about them the last time I visited here. Where are they anyways?
Em: Back home for now. They'll probably come back here first thing tomorrow morning to help with the barn's roof outside. Other than that, I'm doing a lot better these days, darlin'. Even more so now that I know that you're out there living the best life for yourself with the people you love. (Raises an Eyebrow) Or at least I hope you are.
Oscar: (Smiles Softly) Don't worry, Aunt Em. I'm doing just fine.
Nora: (Gives the Older Woman a Serious Yet Reassuring Look on her Face) And we promise you that we will continue to do everything in our power to keep your nephew safe and happy.
Glynda: As well provide him with the upmost love and care he very much deserves.
Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly) As Mother Figures, if that's okay with you of course.
Em: (Chuckles Lightly) Oh shuck, y'all!~ It's more than okay. I can tell just by lookin' at you three that you're good people. Can't wait to meet more of your friends and new family soon, Oscar. (Starts Smirking Playfully) 'Specially that Ruby girl you've been mighty pinin' over~
Oscar: (Facepalms Himself in Disbelief) Oh my God, did you just made a pun just now!?
Em: Ya goddamn right I did!~ (Proudly Crosses her Arm) I ain't apologizing worth squat either.
Oscar: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) You and Yang will get along just fine......(Smiles Softly at his Aunt) But seriously though, thank you raising up until now and having faith in me this whole time. (Turns to His Mother Figures Next) And I wanna thank you guys for stepping up and being the mom figures I never thought I ever wanted up until now. You all become one of my heroes for a long time now and....I honestly wouldn't shape up to be the person I am if it weren't for all of you. So once again and last time I'msaying this, but..... thank you.
Em: (Eyes Already Starting To Water) ('Sniff') You're always welcome.....('Sniff') Sweetie-Pie~
Pyrrha: (Giggles Softly While Tearing Up Herself) That's our baby!~ ('Sniff') Always finding a way to brighten up our day and touch our hearts with his words
Glynda: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Indeed. ('Sniff') (Wiping a Single Tear From Her Facs) I believe this calls for a special gesture in hand, yes.
Oscar: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Special Gestur-
Nora: GROUP HUGS!~
The ladies instantly pulls Oscar into a very loving group hug.
Oscar: Oh. Right. Should've known this would lead to this.
Em: Yup!~ Abd I think it would nice to take a group picture or two for the open road.
Oscar: ('Sighs Heavily') Do we have to?
Moms/Em: OSCAR!~
Nora: (Gives Oscar the Puppy Dog Eyes Again) PLEEEEEEASE!?~
Oscar: ('Sighs in Defeat') Alright, alright, fine. Let's get this over with...I..
Nora: (Happily Squeals Before Giving Oscar a Big Kiss on the Cheek and Taking het Scroll Out and Pointing it Right In Front of Her and the Gang) Okay, switch to viewer side and....got it! Allllrightly gang, say.....Cute Boi Oz!~
Everyone: CUTE BOY OZ!!~
Oscar: Wait, what?-
'CLICK'
The group picture was then sent to everyone of Oscar and co's friends and family, starting with Ruby. It made her happy to not see her boyfriend continuously receiving all the love and care after everything he's been through in the past, but to also see his aunt is excited to see her and the rest of their friends soon in the near future as the words "Auntie Em Says Hi!~" is written at the bottom of the photo.
It wasn't a second later however, when she starts gushing over once all the baby pictures that was also sent to her after that.....and then forms the most biggest, mischievous grin she has ever made imaginable.........Yeah, she is going to tease the ever living hell out of her precious farm boi the next time she sees him.
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galaxycat369 · 11 months
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Here is some more art coz I can there is also the fact that I thought this was to cute not to share
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writingwhimsey · 1 year
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🚢Ahoy! It's WIP Wednesday. Share a little something if you can! 🚢
Ahoy! And thank you for stopping by! I think for this WIP Wednesday I'll drop in some cuteness from my current Masamune fic! Here you go :)
Masamune chuckled and was leaning in to steal another kiss, when Haru began to fuss even harder.
"I think someone is hungry." I said, reaching for Haru. He settled down once I had him in my arms and he was feeding.
"You know, we're going to have to work on your timing, lad." Masmune spoke to Haru as he continued to suckle.
"He's had me all to himself. He doesn't know how to share yet." I replied with a smile.
"That makes two of us, Kitten." Masamune replied, grinning at me.
I giggled and blushed. “Like father, like son.”
Masamune chuckled as he leaned in to kiss my forehead. “Well, he had to get something besides my good looks.”
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tare-anime · 1 year
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These curtain calls of SxF musical are just so cute!
I especially love this 3rd day curtain calls.
It’s these details of the actors interactions that show the Forgers interactions:
How Yor fixes Anya’s hair
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Their little fist bumps at the end
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Proud parents moments
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So so so cute 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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sunlightdrop · 4 months
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at last, rapunzel was home, and she finally had a real family. she was a princess worth waiting for.
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etchy-a-sketchy · 4 months
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Obsessing over this fic
Doodled this for it!
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buck2eddie · 1 year
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oliver stark, kenneth choi, aisha hinds & ryan guzman on the set of 911 at the end of filming 6x18
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blueteller · 4 months
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That feeling when a kid tries to hand you their own candy...
– Human! Are you really okay? Hmm, you do seem okay, but that is weird! No! I got it! That fortification with the rain of gold must have been amazing! Raon’s relieved voice could be heard. – If it is like that, let’s fortify all the other ones as well! Then our human will never be hurt! He then heard Raon’s voice turn sad. – …Never mind. We can’t do it right now. Fortification requires a lot of money… I do not have much in my piggy bank just yet.
-TCF Part 1 chapter 286
Raon is TOO CUTE and it is NOT FAIR 😭
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princessanneftw · 5 months
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Mia Tindall holding Prince Louis’s hand on the way to Christmas morning service at Sandringham on 25 December 2023
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magnusbae · 12 days
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Moros 🤝🏻 Mel: We children can be so insufferable, true? 🥰🥰🥰 Eris, eavesdropping: 🙄🤮👀
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blackhakumen · 6 months
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Min Fanfic #1162: The Cute Jealous Princess (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
2:04 p.m. at the New Donk's Glorious Hotel Suite: Mario & Peach's Bedroom.........
Mario: (Reading a Book While Sitying on his Princess' Lap) Hey, Peach?
Peach: (Has her Chin on Top of Mario's Head While Hugging him From Behind) Yes, my sweet dear?
Mario: Have you being jealous of Pauline as of late?
Peach: (Eyes Immediately Widens Up) Jealous? Me? (Starts Giggling Awkwardly a Bit) Oh Mario, that sounds so silly!~....W-Why asked?
Mario: Well, for starters, you're hugging me like a momma koala hugging her youngling. (Happily Snuggles onto Peach's Embrace) Not that I mind of course~
Peach: (Giggles Softly While Snuggling onto Mario) Well, I'm glad you like it!~ You best believe I'm gonna give my sweetheart of a man the loving of a lifetime~ (Starts Giving Mario Multiple Kisses on the Head)
Mario: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Peach's Affections) Yes, yes~Lifetime's great!~ (Puts On a Firm Frown on his Face) But no, seriously. Are you jealous?
Peach: (Immediately Cease her Kisses as She Starts Getting Teensy Bit Nervous Right Now) There's.... really no way out of this conversation, is there?
Mario: Not unless you wanna try withstanding my signature Puppy Dog Eyes.
Peach: ('Sighs in Defeat') No....We both know that I would cave in the minute you stare at those shiny blue eyes of yours. What gave it all away?
Mario: Let's just say a certain witch gave me a few insights earlier today......
Flashback to Earlier
Bayonetta: Oh, that poor girl is most DEFINITELY jealous of her all right.
Mario: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) I should've known....How could it took this long to notice until now?
Bayonetta: The signs were obvious from the getgo, dear. The awkward laughing, the slightly shaky posture, the few amounts of excuses she gives you in hopes of not rising any form of suspicion.....Our Peachy Girl could try and deny it all she wants, but I've seen and met a lot of relationship partners who easily panics over the mere thought of their love ones getting taken from them their potential competition. (Turns to Palutena with a Playful Smirk) And one them just so happens to be my lovely goddess in green~
Palutena: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of her Nose) How many times are you gonna keep bringing this up? It was a long time ago. (Starts Pouting) And Medusa's the one who didn't know how to get a clue.....
Bayonetta: (Wraps her Arm Around her Goddess) Honey, you know me~ My heart only belongs to you and you alone~ And besides, I'm pretty positive she got the message clearly the moment you started kissing me in front of her.
Palutena: (Crosses her Arms) ('Hmph') And I'll do it all over again too if she doesn't get it through her pet snakes.
Bayonetta: (Turns Back to Mario) See that, deary? This is what jealousy can do to a lady if it continues to go unchecked.
Mario: (Starts Nodding While Writing a Few Notes Down on his Mini Notepad)
Back to the Present
Peach: ('Gasps') That gossipy witch!
Bayonetta: (In the Hallways) You know me!~
Peach: (Angrily Shakes her Fist in the Air) Quiet, you! You have caused me quite enough trouble for today!
Bayonetta: You're welcome, Peachy Dear!~ (Laughing Elegantly in the Halls)
Peach: Yeah, well, no thank you! (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) What does she know? My laughs aren't awkward, my posture is fine as it is, and my excuses are far more believable than Bowser's chance of-(Notices Mario's Smirking at Her) Why are you looking at me like that?
Mario: Oh no reason. (Places his Elbow on the Side of his Thigh and his Chin on the Palm of his Hand) Just admiring how cute you're acting right now~
Peach: (Starts Pouting at her Man) Oh don't you even go there right now, mister!
Mario: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, you always find every opportunity to expose me of my cuteness, no harm for me to do the same to you for once, am I right?
Peach: (Sighs in Defeat Again Before Turning Away) I suppose you have a point there......You're still cuter.
Mario: Agree to disagree.
Peach: (Frowns Before Taking a Deep Breath Before Turning Back to Mario) I'm really sorry, Mario......
Mario: (Frowns a Bit in Worry and Confusion) For what? Everyone get jealous sometimes. You just can't-
Peach: -Let it get the better of you, I know. It doesn't excuse the fact that it happened in the first place. A-And before you asked! This doesn't having to do with her dating you in the past completely. (Starts Twiddling her Fingers a Bit) Although, I do kinda sorta wonder how good she was in cuddling you.....or if she did any of that at all.....
Mario: Oh she did. She's fine, but you're definitely the superior cuddleler of the two.
Peach: (Happily Pumps her Fist Up) YES! YES! YES!~ I KNEW IT! ANOTHER POINT FOR- (Notices Mario is Raising an Eyebrow) Uh..('Clears Throat') A-Anyways, that besides the point.
Mario: You sure? Cause you're cuteness scale says otherwise-
Peach: Yes, I'm sure, now ZIP! ('Sighs Heavily') Look, the real reason why I'm jealous of her in the first place was because of how....Better she is than me!
Mario: Better than you at what exactly?
Peach: Just.....Better in general. She's an amazing singer, a part time businesswoman, and she seems to take care of her city a whole lot better than I could with my own kingdom, being the same 'ole ('Sigh') I know it's really silly of me to think that way, but-
Mario: You're right. It is silly. (Looks Up at Peach with a Firm, Serious Look on his Face) Silly that you think that you're not any great yourself!
Peach: Mario, I-
Mario: (Places his Finger Peach's Lips) Upup! Let me continue speaking.
Peach: (Stares at Mario For a Brief Second Before Giving his Finger a Little Peck as He Moves it Away) Speak, baby.
Mario: (Lowers his Finger Down Before Giving Peach a Solid Nod) Thank you. Now, sure, it is Pauline has doing great for herself these last few years since I've last saw her, but we've been together longer than that and I can proudly say that you've already improved and accomplished a lot since then. You went out adventuring more, able to hold your own pretty well at any fight and danger you got involved with, saved ME more times than I can even count, managed to get KAZUYA MISHIMA of all people to bow down to you his knees right after you karate chopped table with your BARE HAND!
Peach: (Giggles Bashfully at the Memory) Goodness....It's been two to three years since that happened and I still can't believe it. (Place her Finger Under her Chin While Thinking) I think something else must've made Kazuya bowed down though.
Mario: Huh. You don't say. Odd....(Starts Shaking his Head a Bit) But anyways, let's not forget the fact you stepped up to become a Mother Hen to the Smash Family, even going as far as to formed your Certified Moms group while you were at it. You didn't have to do all of that, mind you, but the fact that you're doing your very best looking out for us as one, speaks SO MUCH volumes and we all love and appericate you a lot for it.
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) My gosh.....I love and appericate you guys so much too~ (Wipes a Tear Off of her Eyes) ('Sniff') Each and every day of my life~
Mario: (Smiles Back) Even Bowser?
Peach: (Pouts Again) Don't start!~
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Okay, okay, I only kid!~ But in all seriousness though, you are an outstanding woman, Peach, and you always will be in my eyes. I'm sorry it took me so long to realize this dilemma of yours.
Peach: (Immediately Pulls Mario Into a Warmth, Loving Hug) Honey, no!~ You have nothing to be sorry for~ If anything, I should apologize for not being honest with my feelings a lot sooner. I must've made you worried sick, huh?
Mario: (Scoffs a Bit) Please. I'm always gonna end up worrying about you no matter what you do. My heart doesn't have it in me not to do so honestly
Peach: (Gently Place her Hand onto Mario's Cheek While Having a Bit of a Seductive Look on her Face) Oh you poor, little thing~ Is there anything I could do to make you feel better?~
Mario: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Anything you say?~
Peach: Anything your sweet, loving heart desires~ Just as long as it isn't illegal of course.
Mario: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hmmmmm....Well, if you insist, I think we could have ourselves a little...pasionate loving session for the time being~ (Forms a Seductive Smirk.on his Face) For the Holidays and whatnot~
Peach: (Giggles Softly) Is that so?~ (Pulls Out a Mistletoe and Holds it Above hers and Mario's Heads) I thought you never asked!~
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Prepared as always, are we?~ You're impressing me already, dear~
Peach: Hope you're ready yourself. We're just getting started~
The lovey couple giggles among themselves as they begin to kiss one another under the Mistletoe, showering each other with every love and passionate they have in their bodies and souls.....That is until a familiar Blue Blur suddenly rushes into the room, surprising them both.
Sonic: Mom! Dad! You're not gonna believe who- (Looks Back and Forth at his Parents Hugging Each Other on the Bed....And Then at the Mistletoe Itself) .......Whatcha two doing in here?
Peach: (Quickly Hides the Mistletoe) Nothing!
Mario: (Already Has an Awkward Smile on his Face) Y-You're mother and I were just resting is all....
Sonic: Resting. (Raises an Eyebrow at the Kiss Marks All Over Mario's Face) While kissing?
Mario: (Gravs the Nearest Tissue and Wipe the Kiss Marks Off Him) .....Your mother would accidentally kiss me in her sleep.
Peach: (Nodded Woth an Awkward Smile of her Own)
Sonic: Riiiiiiight. (Smiles Brightly) Anywho, guess who's finally made it here in New Donk City.
The flash of green light suddenly agrees in front of the edge of the bed, revealing itself to be.
Hat Kid: Shadow!~ (Happily Doing Jazz Hands While in her Brother's Arms)
Peach: (Gasps Loudly as She Happily Brings Shadow into a Loving Hug) Our family's finally complete for the rest of the holidays!~
Shadow: (Winces a Bit in Pain as He Felt Peach's Cheek Rubbing Up on His) Good to you and father too, mother......Are you all having a good time here so far?
Mario: (Happily Nodded) Oh more certainly! We actually did good amount in this city: Went out to eat, sightseeing, attended a Christmas Parade, which your float was in by the way.
Shadow: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) I noticed and my disappointment is immeasurable.
Hat Kid hops in on the ned and joins her mother on The Shadow hugfest in order to help make him feel better.
Mario: (Chuckles a Bit Awkwardly) Uh...A-Anyways! After that, we went to the Central Park, did some more sightseeing, we met the Mayor on our first day here-
Sonic: Whom mom's been jealous of ever since.
Peach: Sonic!
Sonic: What? It's true, isn't it? Sis and I been seeing the way you act whenever you had the opportunity to speak with her. Awkward laughing, shaky posture, giving out predictable excuses every few seconds.
Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly) Yeah. Mommy's so jelly~
Peach: (Starts Blushing While Pouting) Am not!
Bayonetta: (In the Halls) Is too!~
Peach: BAYONETTA!
Shadow: Mother, there's nothing wrong with being jealous sometimes.
Mario: Exactly. (Smirks Teasingly) It makes you look more adorable than you already are~
Sonic: Oh yeah definitely.
Hat Kid: So true!~
Peach: I AM NOT- (Sighs in Defeat Yet Again While Crossing her Arms) Oh forget it!
Mario: Finally admitting your cuteness, dear?~
Peach: Don't get cocky with me, mister. You're still the cutest in this relationship.
Sonic: Yep.
Hat Kid: Mhmm!~
Shadow: Most definitely.
Mario: (Eyes Widened at the Kids in Disbelief).Wh-Wha- Who's side are you three on!?
Sonic: (Casually Shrugs) Whatever side we favor the best.
Shadow/Hat Kid: Middle Party.
Mario: ('Sigh') Of course.
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starrybobatea · 2 months
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reminder that megamind has a family now
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There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.
I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.
How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?
And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.
I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.
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leverage-ot3 · 3 months
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silly episode idea but hear me out
okay well the first part isn’t silly! so the episode is based around a con they are doing where a polyam triad wants to get married and have been writing to senators and stuff for years but nothing has happened. maybe there is a time element that leeway has to happen soon (not sure what that would be yet, maybe someone is sick???)
(obviously polycules aren’t only and are often more than just a closed three-person system, but I’m saying triad right now bc I feel like that would be an easier and more ‘socially acceptable’ gateway into more accepting legislation for diverse relationship dynamics)
the leverage crew, of course, can’t outright change the public perception of poly marriage, but they can use the ‘enemy’s’ tactics against them and slip stuff into legislation without people noticing like they do. it’s slimy and it’s not a permanent fix, but it’s a start, and it gives people the opportunity to see poly marriage in action and that it isn’t as terrifying or pearl-clutching-inducing as they think it would be. there’s a long way to go, but the seeds of change have been sown and they will make sure everything goes as smoothly as possible
this is one of the cases that they will monitor on the back burner over time. some cons can finish within a few hours (the bottle job), and some things they will follow over time and make adjustments when needed- amplify voices and expose corrupt politicians etc
and then it’s just after 3/4 of the way through but the con has been finished? what is going on? this is where the silliness comes in
the camera turns to the ot3 and…
hardison, pulling out three individualized rings: I know it’s not legal yet, and we have the necklaces, but I think rings would be a nice touch
eliot, pulling out an intricately carved box that also has three self-handcrafted rings: dammit hardison (with feeling and tenderness, and damp eyes)
parker, pulling out three very stolen rings from her pocket: does this mean we’re getting triple married if we all have three rings???
harry pops into the conversation (practically vibrating) excitedly just casually mentioning that he’s a notary and would be honored to marry them to each other if they wanted to
(they do)
wait, did I say silly? I meant unwaveringly tender and heartwarming
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ever think about how oppressive bruno’s vision must have been for isabela? also just realized i spelled her name wrong in first pic, whoops! she’s being targetted by bruno and i, neither of us willing to let her be, tragic really
do not erase the caption, use or rePOST my art (reblog ok)
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thoughts on Ginny and Harry as a couple?
There are a lot of people who find their romance in HBP forced. I don't think it's forced so much as underwritten, and the books don't get the chemistry quite right (though the movies certainly don't, either). There's potential, but they just don't get enough actual scenes of substance (besides Harry thinking she's pretty or feeling jealous of Dean) for a lot of readers to buy that they're not only in love, but deeply enough in love to break up, get back together, and wind up married.
That's not to say I don't see the appeal. There's a very cool scene in Book 5 where Harry's doing a woe-is-me-Chosen-One act, and Ginny effortlessly puts him in his place about it by reminding him that she was possessed by Voldemort at eleven, which is a rare glimpse into her character and also a great synecdoche for their relationship — Ginny is a grounding presence who, like Ron and Hermione, isn't going to be awed by his past adventures because she knew him before they happened. In that respect, Ginny's probably one of the few women Harry could feasibly wind up with, because he only ever seems comfortable around people (let alone girls) who can see past the Chosen-One schtick and treat him like a normo (see: Ron, Hermione, the Weasleys, Luna, Hagrid). True to type, he doesn't get interested in Ginny at all until she's ditched her celebrity crush and ceased to view him as an idol, because in his heart of hearts, Harry wants to be a normal boy, and it's stressed over and over that part of what he likes about his relationship with Ginny is how normal it feels. He kind of has a horribly supercharged version the celebrity dating problem: after the Battle of Hogwarts, anyone he meets is going to know him first as Harry Potter, Chosen One, Boy Who Lived, and Actually Fucking Resurrected Messiah of the Wizarding World, which is... I mean, it's possible that there are witches out there who could get over that, but Harry's not an extroverted guy, and I'm not sure how he'd go about finding them. Ginny's the one who's been there since the beginning, doesn't need anything about him or his past explained to her, and actually likes him for who he is.
When you look at it that way, it's not surprising he married his high school girlfriend. She's one of the few people still alive who doesn't see him as a demigod.
#in general I was never one to ship harry with anybody#what I wanted for him was a long quiet life and plenty of therapy#maybe some dogs. i think harry needs dogs and deserves them#The other obvious solution ftr — though not one I think Harry would take — is for him to marry a muggle#though again. you'd run into the problem of how you explain All That#which harry doesn't like to talk about and probably would want to talk about even less as an adult#plus also: harry loves magic. like he loves it loves it#the muggle world for harry is permanently connected with the dursleys and it would take years to break that association#which I just don't think he's going to invest#Harry post-BOH is moving to Hogsmeade or wizarding London or some other magical neighborhood and staying there forever#by the way this post is not anti Harry and Ginny! no hate on the ship I've seen versions of it that are very cute#but I just think their love story needed Sauce#there are also some really interesting posts I've found in Deep Fandom crackship blogs about h/g as Harry's sublimated desire for Ron#now I don't necessarily buy that reading. I don't think Harry is in love with Ron in the original text#I do think he LOVES ron and projects that love onto the Weasleys very quickly ginny included#and I think Ron is his soulmate platonic or otherwise in every universe#so marrying Ginny has like. Implications. vis-a-vis Harry's status as a Weasley and adoptive brother[in law] of Ron#like it's a full-circle moment where he becomes officially legally a member of Ron's family#which I do believe JKR had in mind. even though that basically means ginny's wedding becomes kinda... actually... about her brother...#it's weird basically. my final verdict is I wish H/G had been written by an author who was more interested in Ginny for Ginny's sake.#greenteacup asks
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