#criminal trespassing
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Unlawful Entry
My apartment building is meant to be reasonably secure. Staff, tenants, and the US postal service have keys to the building: no one else.
Someone circumvented my building's security.
They broke in without breaking anything but the law—probably slipped in after someone with a key.
They were fervent. Fixated. They had a goal; they were on a mission. Laws meant nothing to them in the pursuit of this goal. Criminal trespass was necessary. They had to deliver a message.
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"DO YOU KNOW FROM READING OUR HOLY TEXTS THAT THERE IS A PLACE WAITING FOR YOU IN A BEAUTIFUL LAND THAT YOU CANNOT ENTER UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD?" one piece of bold text screamed.
"Our holy writings are the words of a supernatural being. They teach many incredibly important things, but the most important thing they teach is how a member of Homo sapiens can become immortal* (*live forever with the previously mentioned supernatural being)," the next bit of text said, in a smaller and less excited font.
A snippet from one of their holy books followed, in red.
"I wrote this stuff to you people (the people who already believe this stuff) so that you'll know it's true and… well… believe it. Which you already do. Anyway, you're immortal."
Unembarrassed by this, the smaller and less excited font continued, "According to our holy texts, there are some things that we humans have to do in order to know for sure that we'll be going to a beautiful land that only dead people can enter after we die (at which point we'll live forever)."
Don't be misled by the suggestion of things to be done to achieve knowledge.
Don't, as I did, begin thinking about how one could actually know that people go on living after they're dead (but in an unreachable location).
Remember that this is "according to our holy texts."
The next bit of writing screams loudly and excitedly again, an all caps instruction that the person who left it thought was worth committing a class C felony for: "ADMIT YOU ARE A CRIMINAL WHO HAS OFFENDED AGAINST A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY."
Yes, that's right: step one in getting the knowledge of your ticket to a beautiful place you can only live in after you die is… accepting as valid the idea that you have done something to upset, harm, or offend a being that, to all appearances, does not exist. Seems an odd way of getting knowledge!
After some consideration, I realized the problem.
They say that admitting you're a criminal is step one in knowing that you're going to live forever after you die, but what they mean is that obviously you already know that living forever after you die is a possibility, and so they're skipping that part—what they mean is that admitting you're a criminal is step one in making sure that you get your ticket to Wonderland.
"Everyone has failed to follow this one supernatural entity's rules," another red-text snippet said in calmer font, "and isn't good enough."
"According to our sacred writings," the unhinged rant continued, "we have to admit that we have offended against the supernatural entity whose words those writings are, and so we don't deserve to go to a beautiful place and live forever after we die."
"ACCEPT THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE TORTURED FOREVER," the next all caps bit bellowed.
"If you work, you get money. If you break this one supernatural being's law, you get death. Death is your wage: you deserve it. But the entity will freely give you the undeserved gift of immortality, via Joshua the Chosen One, our master."
"Death and eternal torture were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, with even death dying 'cause it's so bad and deathy."
"Our sacred texts tell us that, because we broke this supernatural entity's law, not only do we not deserve to live in a beautiful place forever after we die, we deserve to die in a horrible place forever after we die! Eternal punishment! Unending, torturous death!"
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I don't really have a lot to add here. We've gone right past unsubstantiated claims about immortality to insults and threats.
Of course the felon who left this piece of paper inside a locked dwelling thinks they're just stating a hard truth by telling me (and everyone else who reads the paper) that we're so horribly criminal we deserve to be tortured forever… but still.
"CONFESS THAT THE CHOSEN ONE DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR AND THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE THREE DAYS LATER."
It seems to me that if one temporary death is enough to make up for whatever supernatural laws everyone everywhere has supposedly broken, billions of eternal punishments are a bit much. I mean, if I and a group of friends break someone's fancy windows and it turns out $20 is enough to cover everything, why should each of us have to pay $200,000,000,000?
And if it's some worse offense—say we each chopped off one of his fingers or something—how could someone else being punished possibly make up for what we did?
What are we supposed to learn from that? "Do whatever you want and don't worry about it because there won't be any unpleasant consequences for you" seems the only possible conclusion to me. You don't even have to worry about the whipping boy; he's fine!
"This is how the supernatural entity shows us how much he loves us: the Chosen One died in our place even though we were still filthy criminals who didn't deserve it."
This snippet of red text seems to imply that once somebody pays for the broken window, you're not a window-breaker anymore.
Handy, that.
It also suggests that love is shown by killing somebody else, instead of the person you ought to kill. "You broke my rules, so you deserve death. I love you, though, so I'll kill this guy over here instead, and that'll make up for your rule-breaking."
Interesting definition of love.
"Our sacred texts say that Joshua came to earth"—from outer space? from another dimension? from the darkness of nonexistence the way we all do?—"and consented to be tortured to death to pay for our supernatural offenses! Then he stopped being dead and became alive again, to prove that his horrible death really was a satisfactory alternative to our eternal torments."
This is rather like being told that, because I've broken a rich man's window, I owe him two hundred billion dollars—but some other guy handed the rich man $20 and then took the $20 back, so the price is paid.
And, in fact, the guy taking the twenty back is what proves that he had the right to pay my fine in the first place.
"COMMIT YOURSELF TO FOLLOWING THE MASTER JOSHUA AND YOU WILL BE SAVED FROM THE TERRIFYING FATE YOU DESERVE," shrieks the final all caps sentence.
"If you admit out loud that Joshua is your master, and genuinely believe that a supernatural entity brought him back to life after he died, you won't be tortured for ever and ever after you die."
"Our sacred texts say that in order to be saved from the unimaginably horrific fate worse than death we deserve, we have to sit down and deliberately choose to let the Chosen One pay for us," the threatening gibberish continues.
"If you would like to accept the Chosen One's offer now," a bold, but small text paragraph informs the reader, "then do your best to convey this following message (or something like it) to an entity that does not appear to be present anywhere in reality—and make sure you really mean it!"
The message is given in italics, which is pretty much the only way of making an individual piece of text stand out from the rest at this point on the heavily marked paper.
"Cherished Joshua, I admit that I have done something/s that broke your rules. I understand that I deserve to be tortured forever and ever, but I also know that you died a painful death to make up for my crime/s (and then undied). Please make it so that your temporary death is accepted in lieu of my eternal torture, so that I can live forever in a wonderful place after I die. I absolutely believe that you are going to do this for me. Truth!"
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…I know, I've put too much thought into this.
A piece of paper delivered by a literal criminal to the inside of my locked residence without my knowledge or consent, covered in incoherent claims, threats, and promises—in a better world, I'd throw the thing out and call the cops to check the security cameras.
Unfortunately, I don't live in a better world. I live in a world where ranting cultists like this one are considered normal people.
Actually they get more of a pass than normal folks.
Criminal trespass is a crime for everyone else. Entering a locked building without permission would get most people jail time; but when you're the right kind of cultist, you're above the law.
Scary, isn't it?
#ex christian#criminal trespassing#in order to propagate cult nonsense#''there's a wonderful place waiting for you to live in it forever after you die#''and here's how you get there:#''admit that you're a disgusting criminal who deserves to be tortured for ever and ever#''admit that a special person got horribly hurt so you could be saved from the fate you deserve#''beg that special person to save you and believe that they'll do it#''profit! (for the folks at the top.)''#long post#very long post#this is sort of my specialty isn't it#Isaiah loves writing long posts#Christian beliefs described bluntly#stripping bare the ideas and concepts they like to try and hide behind specialized vocabulary
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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)
lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)
keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)
#voltron#klance#honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting#if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record#like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good#sorry i just like talking about the law#speaking of which let me go on a tangent#i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops#keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard#keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night#sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags#i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys#keith#lance#lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost#ask#anonymous#otp: we are a good team
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honestly from the hot wire sequence when eddie gets a shit eating grin as the owners of the RV realise the gangs about to steal it i just know eddie is a cheeky mischievous mf who gets a kick out of breaking the law and i NEED to read about him getting up to stuff like trespassing or graffiti or TPing an entire school
#like yeah he doesn’t want to be a criminal but that doesn’t mean he’s a SAINT#him and reader trespassing into a neighbours mansion/pool and getting arrested#eddie looking a little too pleased with himself in the mugshot#hopper and him being on a first name basis#also my best friend has multiple times stolen jewellery for me and i think it’s so romantic#do we see eddie doing that#mine#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson imagine
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love getting work emails that make you go *touches the ground* something happened here
#rc works#got an email from head of facilities that one of their ppl no longer works here and has a criminal trespass in the library#meaning if they so much as look at this place they can get arrested 😭#like. something happened THERE 😭#oh and if we see them we're supposed to call facilities immediately 😭
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uhg there's no point in saying it on that last reblog because the post is from 11 years ago, but the OP tagged that photo "seaview" and its of the new York farm colony which is NOT Seaview even a LITTLE BIT it's just seaview's neighbor. but it's also tagged "cropsey" the awful and misleading Netflix documentary that filmed primarily at the farm colony but was actually about a psych facility featured in the Geraldo riviera documentary circa the Reagan administration, which was also NOT the farm colony but a different neighbor (to the west, as opposed to seaview which is to the east of the farm colony)
anyway I miss you staten island and your lush and dense collection of cool abandoned shit. and I miss being able to wantonly break into abandoned places
#now i cant get arrested because they dont let you be a nurse if you have a criminal record#and also because im nearly 40 and getting arrested for trespassing in your late 30s is#different#and also because there isnt anything worth breaking into in the pacific northwest
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9, 22 for the ask gamee
9. which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?
this is crazy bc i’m literally talking about coffee w @ikigaisvt right now 😭 but it depends!! if i’m making coffee at home i prefer it hot, but whenever i go out and order coffee i usually get something iced.
22. what type of person are you?
going to quote my friends, who say that i’m basically just a soft-hearted anarchist. they have to hold me back from both people pleasing and also trespassing. (yes i have done both. i may or may not elaborate 😭)
💌 send me weird asks
#the trespassing story is hilarious bc the police showed up#BUT i would like to take a moment to clarify i do NOT have a criminal record#i SOUND like a criminal rn tho FUCK 😭#asks#ask games#anon
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wait why did someone try to kill u r u ok
im absolutely groovy but u see. i live a strange life that has had many many conflicts
#i an also no stranger to criminal activity in places where they dont need the cops to shoot u bc they have guns :)#god forbid a girl trespasses 😫🙄#hollyws#asks#anon!
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Utah will become the third state to restrict trans persons from using bathrooms in buildings other than schools, alongside Florida and North Dakota. However, the legislation in Utah is of a different caliber as North Dakota’s bill only applies to correctional facilities and dorms and Florida’s legislation only applies to government-owned buildings.
In accordance with the bill, trans individuals could also be charged with voyeurism and/or criminal trespass if they use publicly owned bathrooms that align with their gender. According to Utah’s law, these class B Misdemeanors are punishable with up to six months in jail and a fine starting at $1,000 if charged and convicted.
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"LAD STOLE LEAD PIPE, GOES TO JAIL FOR YEAR," Toronto Star. December 15, 1913. Page 18.
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George Thompson Received Sentence for His Two Younger Companions.
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One year in jail was given George Thompson, 19 years old, for stealing lead piping from a vacant house, 32 Wolseley street. The two younger boys whom he led into the affair were let go by Magistrate Denison, and Thompson's sentence was increased.
William Aldous, 124 Mutual street, was sent down to the Central Prison for four months for picking the pocket of Miss Pearl White.
Store Detective Black followed Aldous in a departmental store Saturday afternoon for almost an hour. The man specialized on women with the fashionable big coats with the generous pockets.
Automobile Theft.
Percy Amoe, of Penetang, was sent up to a jury on a charge of stealing Hugh J. McLean's automobile.
The Human Cat.
Joseph Lecormu, queer, blond-whiskered figure, well known around the city, was sent down by Mr. Ellis to-day with a fine of $10 and costs or 60 days, on a charge of vagrancy. Lecornu has a number of past convictions for stealing milk off doorsteps, and the police say he prowls around at night like a cat. When arrested by Constable Ben Reynolds he had a warm loaf of bread under his coat.
Near the Chicken Coop.
Found guilty of trespassing on Martin Murphy's back yard, 2 Strachan avenue, in which there was a chicken coop, John and Christopher Fagan were each fined $5 and costs or 10 days in jail.
Morley Denies Interview.
Mr. F. G. Morley, secretary of the Board of Trade, emphatically denies the statement attributed to him by a Toronto evening paper that the purchase of the T.S.R. would not be in the best interests of Toronto. Мг. Morley says he was not interviewed on the subject.
#toronto#police court#theft#stolen pipe#pickpocket#pickpocketing#shoplifting#vagrancy#criminalizing vagrancy#trespassing#sentenced to prison#central prison#crime and punishment in canada#history of crime and punishment in canada
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Defendant found criminal guilty for failing to have a federal permit to operate on a lake owned by United States Army Corps of Engineers (USACE)
If you are on Federal land or Federal water making money you have to have a Federal Permit
United States v. Warman, 23-MJ-02-EBA, Violation 1062808 (E.D. Ky. Mar 15, 2023)
State: Kentucky; United States District Court, E.D. Kentucky, Northern Division
Plaintiff: UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Defendant: HEATHER WARMAN
Plaintiff Claims:
Defendant Defenses: She did not own the business and she was out…
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#Criminal#Federal District Court#Grayson Lake#Kentucky#permit#Stand Up Paddleboarding#SUP#Trespassing#US Army Corp of Engineers
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it's the way phoenix isn't as good a person as he might've once liked to believe he was & how, even though he's become better for the people that've become staples of stability in his life, he also has dropped the pretense that he's good enough a person to be above doing things not strictly considered the right thing. it's the way he's self-reflected & come to terms with the fact that yeah there's actually very few proper good people in the world & man, he's just not one of them. he's a decent person, nice, usually, even. he'll be polite to all the right people & try to prove the innocence of innocents & fight against injustice in the courtroom & all that, because he is a decent person. but he's not a good person, at the least not in his own mind, not anymore.
#nick's one of my fav characters of all time but also i have to laugh when i see ppl treat him as this golden boy of criminal justice#oh he'll say pre!disbandment he did shady shit like trespass & steal evidence from crime scenes bc Maya talked him into it#but that's just a convenient & believable excuse to hide behind while. throwing someone else under the bus about it#he'll make a big show of not wanting to go behind the police's back for shit around the kids bc he wants to show a good example#but the second he & maya reunite & are back on a case together all that's dropped & maya hasnt even said a word when nick's climbing a fenc#he makes sure not to do anything outright illegal (at least where he could be caught) but he jumps through a Lot of loopholes#thats not even going into how theres people he straight up does NOT want to defend or deal with because of his own biases#or because he just can't be bothered on the day that he's needed#so it's often someone else who Pushes him into doing the right thing where left to his own devices nick really wouldnt have bothered#there's executive dysfunctions there yes but a Lot of the time it's also just. truly not feeling bothered enough#he is by no means perfect & i will laugh out anyone who insists he's a pure uwu baby whos never done anything wrong#he has done. SO much wrong <3#ooc. butterdog. the dog with the butter.#phoenix. study.
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Tempe, Arizona's Jeremy Sykes charged with criminal trespass, indecent exposure, resisting arrest, aggravated assault
Jeremy Sykes, 20, of Tempe, Maricopa County, Arizona, United States allegedly has a history of violent behavior. Just after 2:30 p.m. on April 15, 2023, he was found naked at a baptism fountain at One Life Church in Mesa, Maricopa County.
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Bruce gets an alert from the batcomputer saying that the alarms at Arkham are going off.
When he gets there he sees that none of the criminals have broken out, someone has broken in. When looking at the footage he finds Danny and Jazz sitting in the cemetery holding a ouija board in front of Amadeus Arkham's (the founder of Arkham Asylum) tombstone.
Batman: what are you two doing?
Jazz: I have a paper due and I wanted to ask some questions about the article Amadeus wrote. (she turns back to the tombstone) So I have some questions about page three paragraph 2. I don't know if it's slang for your time or just a terminology we don't use anymore. But you wrote about scribbling walls that talked. Any chance you could provide context on that.
Batman: (turns to Danny) And what are you doing here?
Danny: she needed help with the ouija board
Batman who was about to scold them for trespassing on Arkham Asylum grounds stays quiet as the planchette on the the ouija board starts moving spelling out the words.
I C A N E X P L A I N
M A K E S U R E Y O U R E T A K I N G N O T E S
This idea comes from that when you're writing research papers you're going to need to reference articles and some people say that they reference articles that are over a hundred years old. Combine that with that some people will contact the writers of the articles to ask them questions about what they were writing and you got this story!
Also in the Arkham Asylum game, there is a cemetery on the property, which I presume consists of inmates. Because you can find Amadeus Arkham's grave there. And Amadeus was the one who created Arkham Asylum who later had to be committed himself because he went insane.
This story can either go comical or heart wrenching. Just various scenarios of seeing Danny just bringing the ouija board with him everywhere so he could chat with the ghosts that are around Gotham. Who are surprisingly pretty tame when compared to the ghosts he sees at Amity. Maybe he has weekly lunches with Lady Gotham. Heart wrenching if you want to go down the path of Danny talking with Bruce's parents or any of the deceased parents from the batfamily.
#dp x dc#danny phantom x dc#dpxdc#batman#danny fenton#bruce wayne#dc x dp#dp x dc writing prompt#dp x dc au#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp crossover
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The B.C. Supreme Court has ruled that a traditional Wet’suwet’en trespass law cannot “coexist” with the injunction order issued to Coastal GasLink in response to pipeline protests from the nation’s hereditary leadership.
As a result, Chief Dsta’hyl, a Wing Chief of the Likhts’amisyu Clan of the Wet’suwet’en Nation who also goes by Adam Gagnon, was found guilty of criminal contempt in a Smithers courtroom on Tuesday morning. To be found guilty of contempt of court, the prosecution needs to establish that a person is aware of a court order and violated it intentionally. To meet the threshold for criminal contempt, the violations must be public in nature.
In making the decision, Justice Michael Tammen rejected a defence argument that could have set precedent in cases involving conflicts between Canadian court orders and Indigenous legal orders.
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The defence argued that “subjugating Indigenous law to colonial law, when they both form part of the law of the land in Canada, brings the administration of justice into scorn, precisely the consequence that criminal contempt proceedings are meant to punish.”
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#cdnpoli#canada#canadian politics#canadian news#wet’suwet’en#coastal gaslink#pipelines#indigenous sovereignty#settler colonialism#injustice
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My Darling, My Honey
Alastor X Fem!Reader (Part 7)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7
Quick Notes:
You, the reader who is an artist, and had become Alastor's sweetheart, have just died.
Alastor is about to find out.
Part 7:
The sound of a singular gunshot rang clearly in the night that had been so peacefully quiet up until that moment in time.
Alastor, with the engagement ring in his pocket, who had been peacefully reading a novel within the confines of your shared home, nearly ripped his book in half upon hearing the sound of a gunshot in these woods.
The forest around here was part of his private property, anyone who dared to trespass or hunt in his neck of the woods was shot on sight. Many people ignored the plentiful and very obvious warning signs, so it wasn't his fault so many people ended up becoming your and his meals. Everyone else just thought the law didn't apply to them, straight-up criminals. In his eyes, they all deserved it.
Thinking it was just another nuisance, a "tsk" left Alastor's mouth as he grabbed his shotgun and headed into the woods.
After a few minutes of walking, he finally caught sight of the transgressors. Two men that he, unfortunately, recognized right away as the men from the bar who liked to push his buttons by harassing you.
The seething rage pooled in his core, bubbling up into his chest. This was his chance to get rid of those nuisances once and for all.
They would trouble his darling no more.
For him to get into a better position to take the men out, he crouched down and quietly circled around them like a hunter playing with his prey.
After circling around to position himself behind the men, what he wasn't expecting to see was the most nightmarish sight he's ever seen.
His beloved sweetheart, soon to be betrothed, all disheveled and tied up against a blood-splattered tree with a bullet lodged in the middle of their forehead.
Your eyes were lifeless. There was no doubt about it, the love of his life was dead.
Alastor didn't need to even think before pulling the trigger on the men, shooting one after the other, over and over, even after their bodies had hit the ground.
He. Was. Enraged.
By the time Alastor was done with them, they looked like Swiss cheese, barely strung together.
Alastor's breath was heavy, his chest heaving, near hyperventilating, his eyes were enlarged and his mind was focused on one thing. You.
His beautiful love, he couldn't bear to see you in this state.
In his oddly manic and shocked state, he untied you from the tree and took your body back to your shared home in the woods not too far from here.
For a few moments, his rage was replaced by sorrow and mourning as he buried you in the backyard. As fucked up as he was in the head sometimes, he would rather die than think about eating you. You were sacred to him.
As he laid you down into the ground, he embraced you once last time and took the ring out of his pocket. He placed the ring onto your ring finger and kissed the top of your hand, "In life and in death, I am forever yours, as you are forever mine. I love you, dear."
After you were buried, the rage returned like a vicious tsunami. Oh he wasn't done with revenge just yet.
Every single man or woman that ever mistreated you or offended you, was put on his list.
This night was the catalyst that gave birth to the serial killer known as the "Bayou Killer".
Alastor stopped visiting Mimzy's bar since your death, with his sole focus and dedication in life going to hunting down those that had harmed you in life. After all, they deserved it, you were like an angel to him.
But what Alastor didn't stop doing, was broadcasting his radio show. So many of his connections were made because of his show, so it was a valuable resource to keep active, to use to his advantage.
Alastor continued living his life like this until every single name was crossed off his list.
It was then that it was time for his luck to run out.
Right upon the killing the very last person on the list, was Alastor also shot right square in the forehead.
Before his consciousness faded into black, all he could hear was the muffled panic of a stranger who seemed to be apologizing for mistaking him for some sort of animal.
All Alastor could do was chuckle at the irony of the whole situation, the maniacal laughter was the type that only a madman could produce- before everything went dark and he died.
He thought he would never see you again, because surely, his beloved sweetheart would end up in heaven right?
The answer to this would remain a mystery for many decades to come as Alastor descended into Hell and became who is now widely known in Hell as "The Radio Demon".
-> Part 8
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Rich People: "I want to price gouge and plan obsolescence without having to worry about competition. Government, enforce my patents."
Rich People: "I want firepower to uphold my enormous wealth. Government, hire police officers with taxpayer money to protect my property from thieves and trespassers."
Rich People: "I want a source of cheap labor. Government, enforce laws against victimless actions in order to put people in prison so I can exploit them as slaves, then brand them with criminal records so they'll take any low wage job that's offered to them in the future."
Rich People: "There are homeless people existing who are not generating profit for me. Government, hire police officers with taxpayer money to arrest them for loitering, and use taxpayer money to build hostile architecture."
Rich People: "Homeless people are eating food that my business discarded, which doesn't generate profit for me. Government, hire police officers with taxpayer money to guard the dumpster."
Rich People: "Marijuana is competition for me as a pharmaceutical CEO. Government, ban marijuana."
Rich People: "I build weapons. Government, create wars and buy my weapons with taxpayer money."
Poor People: "I can't afford what I need to live. Government, financially assist me, require my employer to pay me more, or limit rich people's ability to increase prices."
Rich People: "Stop relying on government for everything and taking people's freedom!"
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