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Golden Girl ~ Cherry Bomb // Steve Harrington
Steve Harrington x OG Character
Summary: innocence is a virtue, or isn't that what they say? Steve knows nothing of purity, yet that's all she was. Can he crack her stone-cold covers?
Warnings: Heavy angst, pining, eventual smut (warnings will ensue in that specific part), king! steve/cutie ScoopsAhoy!steve, innocent!OGC, kinda a slow burn :), fluff!, lots of jealousy in like ALL parts, OGC is innocent but severely horny 24/7.
NO USE OF Y/N (CHARACTER HAS HER OWN NAME!!)
A/N: I kinda wanna do a piece where I show the characters's outfits so you can click on this to see the fit if you'd like.
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Word count: 9k
Part Summary: King Steve was completely thrown off his high horse the second he graduated, now he's making just under minimum wage by scooping cones and hitting on girls he'd never land. What happens when he says some dirty words to an angelic girl, who's just looking to satisfy her sweet tooth after a long day of work?
Part Warnings: dirty talk for literally a second, Steve is an absolute asswipe in this part, innocent!OGC, perv!Steve, masturbation (m and f), phone sex, mentions of Billy Hargrove x OGC.
Absolute hell. That's the only way Steve could describe his job, hell. It was bad enough that he was dressed like a mock 'Smee' from Peter Pan, did he really have to recite the Scoops' stupid slogan to every single person who walked through the non-existent door? Yes.
"Set sail on this ocean on flavor with me, I'll be your cap'n." he paused and looked at the dumb gaze locked onto the child that stood before him. His face was covered in spit, mouth open and drooling onto the floor. He grimaced, noting to himself that he'd make Robin clean it up. The kid barked out his order, pointing at the glass case he could just barely see over if he stood on his tippy toes.
As he busied himself with the young boy's order, he couldn't help but be distracted by the sounds of two girls rushing into the shop. The two were gossiping about something that had happened during their shift, Steve concluding that they worked at the record store across from his own. The girls were polar opposites, their outfits and personalities were complete contrasts between the two of them. One of the girls was wearing the most grunge look Steve could ever think to see in the late '70s. Her black ripped jeans clung to her thin legs, bright red band t-shirt clashing against the pale beige of her friend’s knitted cardigan. Neither girls were his type, not in a million years. But, the pleated skirt on the other one caught his eyes. The skin of her thighs were soft, barely shown between her knee-length socks and the skirt itself. He eyed her form, drinking in her haphazardly done-up bun, hair falling out and framing her near angelic face.
She was hot, and there was no denying it. It didn’t matter to him that she was most likely a stuck-up priss with no intentions of ever getting with someone like him, he was gonna try.
“Ahoy Ladies,” he slammed his palms down on the counter, earning a jump from the girls, “set sail on this ocean of flavor with me, I’ll be your cap’n,” he winked at the modest girl, pretty much ignoring her mock Munson friend, “the name’s, Steve.” he watched her swallow a grimace, noticing how fake her smile looked as she glanced over to her friend in hopes of a savior.
“Alrighty, Cap’n Steven, recommend me a flavor oh ‘mighty one.” the metalhead mocked him, quickly making a joke of his pitiful attempt at wooing her friend. His cockiness was immediately gone, soon replaced with annoyance.
“Ya like bubblegum?” he questioned unamused, pointing his beloved scooper at the many pails of ice cream, “what about cotton candy.” his expression was bored, embarking on a stare-off with the overzealous girl. She placed her hands on her hips, looking toward her friend for a split second.
“One cone of rocky road, please Cap’n Smee.” he nearly groaned at the nickname, constantly hearing the comparison throughout his never-ending shifts.
“And for you?” he asked politely, looking over at her quiet friend in hopes of engaging in conversation with her. She looked around the case, choosing not to speak as she gave a pointed look toward the metalhead.
“She’ll have a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.” he raised his brow, confused as to why the girl suddenly became mute, his ego slightly spiking at the idea of her being nervous around him. Which she was, in a sense. The girl found it hard to speak in the presence of anyone new, relying on her outspoken ‘bestie’ for assistance. How did she have a customer service job you might ask? No fucking clue.
Steve let out a soft ‘mmk’, making quick work of dishing out their orders. He handed the first girl her cone, all but thrusting it in her direction as she snatched it from his hands. When he turned to the quieter one, he softly held it out to her, nearly melting at her gentle touch.
“Thank you,” she smiled politely at him, holding her hand up to drop a few dollars into his hand, giving him more than the actual total. When he went to hand back her change, she put her hands up in a surrender like motion, shaking her head with a soft smile, “your tip, for being so kind.”
“Oh, well, thank you…” he trailed off, hoping to catch her name. Before he could even ask, they turned around, either not noticing his itch to question or not caring entirely. He let out a sigh, turning around at the sound of his coworker sliding the window to the backroom open.
“Ooh, and another one bites the dust!” Robin’s voice was loud catching the customer's attention before she lowered it to protect the boy’s dignity, “you are oh-for-six, Popeye.” she drew a line on the company’s whiteboard, under the scribbled words of a chart that read of “YOU RULE | YOU SUCK”.
Steve was annoyed, yet another possible triumph was ripped out from beneath his feet like the moldy rug that sat in his aunt Judy’s basement.
“Yeah, yeah. I can count.” he crossed his arms, leaning his back against the counter and blocking out the insistent calls from hungry teenagers.
“You know that means you suck.” Robin put emphesis on the ‘suck’, hoping to torture the man even further as he grew exasperated.
“Yup, I can read, too.” she threw an incredulous look his way, eyes wide in mock surprise.
“Since when?” she set the board down, preparing for his ritual ‘it’s this hat’ rant.
“It’s this stupid hat,” yup, right on the nose with this one, Robin, “I am telling you, it is totally blowing my best feature.” he motioned to his hair, forcing the blonde to look at him with mock pity.
“I think, maybe, and hear me out,” she paused for good measure, attempting to add dramatic flair to her assumption, “you’re trying to hook, line, and sinker a girl who couldn’t be bothered with the likes of King Steve.” her words pulled a quizatory gaze upon the mans face, features twisting in slight frustration.
“Stop, stop calling me that. And, what do y’mean ‘couldnt be bothered’,” he quoted the air, perplexed as to what high horse this mystery girl sat on.
“Do you even know who she is?” she asked, pure curiosity struggling to cover her amusement.
“Not a god damned clue.”
“Nicole Campbell? Nickie? Angel of Hawkins?” the girl was trying hard, hoping to strike Steve with familiarity, but he was clearly too far up his own ass to know the names of anyone who wasn’t inside his circle, or inside his bed, “jesus dude, she’s the school’s good girl. The nicest chick you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting.”
Steve’s face was hilarious to his friend, eyes blown as wide as saucers, pretending as if he knew exactly who she was, “ohh right! Nicole Barbell!” he was an absolute idiot.
“No, tool, Campbell, like the soup.” she corrected, hoping he’d catch on and stop being so stupid.
“Campbell, whatever. What’s wrong with Steve Harrington, why would she never wanna be with me?” his ego was insane, Robin thought. Who the hell genuinely thinks like that, like there is not a single thing out of place with them so everyone should like them.
She could give him a million reasons as to why the angelic girl would never want to be with the likes of Steve Harrington, why she would never treat him with anything other than kindness. She’d known the girls since freshman year, the two sharing the same pottery class for 3 years in a row and growing to be friends. She had watched too many boys walk up to her friend and strike out immediately, the girl always turning them down but quickly offering up a replacement for someone more suited to their person. Not once had the girl ever accepted an offer to go on a date, never even kissed a boy. She’d confided in Robin, explaining that she never really had the need to be in a relationship, unlike her fellow classmates that were foaming at the mouth for a taste of Hawkins angel.
At first, Robin hated the girl, despising her for constantly having both men and women surrounding her nearly every second of every day. But, when she’d learned how sweet and charismatic the girl was, she quickly fell under her spell, following her like a lost puppy with the rest of the school. The fact that Steve had no idea who she was, baffled the blonde. If anything, their popularity ranks in school surely called for a steamy romance to bloom. But alas, Steve Harrington had been too hung up on Nancy Wheeler and his self-image to even notice the celestial girl trailing slightly behind him in her own high school glory.
“She’s too good for you, and I mean that literally. That girl is the definition of sweetheart.” Robin was being as truthful as she could. Although she didn’t know that she’d be convincing Steve that Nicole would be his next conquest, the man was already coming up with ways to attempt to seduce her.
“So,” he paused, knowing his next words were going to be outlandish and extremely perverted, yet he was just oh so curious to know, “is she like a virgin or something?”
“Jesus, Steve, gross! You’re such a horndog.” his friend was annoyed, becoming uncomfortable at the question as if it were about her. She hated how easily he sexualized her friend, wishing she could punch him in his ‘noggin and knock the thoughts permanently from his head. But, he was dead set on finding out, dead set on making her his next project.
Nicole’s shift went like any other, helping someone find an album they most likely had displayed right in front of their faces, ringing customers up at the register, and gossiping with her co-worker turned friend, Melissa. On today’s menu, she chose to ask about the cute sailor boy they’d encountered on their break, curious as to who he was.
“So, do you know who that Steve guy is?” she inquired, helping Mel sort the albums that had been moved out of their place.
“Eh, kinda,” she paused, narrowing her eyes at the girl across from her who sunk into a bit of embarrassment for even asking, “why?”
“I- I don’t know. He just seemed familiar is all.” alike Robin, Mel became baffled. Before the two had started working at Sam Goody’s, Melissa had never uttered a word to the practically famous girl, always steering clear of the popular crowd. When she walked into Sam’s to apply, she’d been met with the friendly and kind face of Nickie, excitedly forcing her to apply immediately, stoked to finally have a female co-worker. The two hit it off on Mel’s first shift, becoming two peas in a pod. She found it hard to believe that Nicole had zero clue as to who Steve the hair Harrington was, both of them being household names throughout Hawkins; star athlete Harrington and golden girl Anders.
“You’re telling me that you don’t know who Steve Harrington is?”
“Name and face seem familiar, but uh, yea, no idea.” she shrugged, making her way back to the register as a family met her halfway.
“That’s bull, no way in hell, do you not know who Steve is. You two are practically royalty in Hawkins, how do you not know each other?” Mel interrogated incredulously, determined to figure out how the two of you had never crossed paths.
“First, be mindful of the children in the store,” she turned to the horrified mother, quickly apologizing for Mel’s harsh words, in which the metalhead simply rolled her eyes, “and second, I don’t know, maybe,” she trailed off, trying to find the right words, but ultimately confusing herself even further as she let out a sigh, “I don’t know, okay?”
“Hey, don’t get worked up over it, I was just curious.” Mel rubbed her shoulder comfortingly, lightly nudging her out of the way to finish ringing up the family, something she did when she could tell the sweet girl needed a few seconds to herself.
Nicole stepped back, sending a soft smile to the family before making her way to the back of the store, finding a safe space among the Fleetwood Mac shrine. If she couldn’t find solace within her own mind, then maybe she could find some in the charming voice of Stevie Nicks. Removing the cassette from its confines, she placed it in her walkman that she had strapped to her hip at all times, picking the headphones up from around her neck and placing them over her ears.
The sweet beat of Dreams clouded her thoughts, pulling the girl from reality and into a mindful space of music and daydreaming. She moved her hips lightly to the beat, unceremoniously moving her body to the song as she mouthed the words. Her feet carried her to the front of the store, pointing her finger at Mel and whisper yelling the lyrics at her friend like a mad man. The metalhead laughed, always enjoying this side of her friend once the music started going.
The family had left the store moments before, so Mel thought she’d let the girl have her fun, playing the air guitar and spurring her on even more as Nicole spun in between aisles of records. To Mel’s enjoyment, her friend waltzed over towards her, removing her headphones and pausing her walkman. She knew what this meant, she knew that in a few short seconds, she’d be forced to hear the lovely sounds of Stevie Nicks’ vocals as they surrounded the entire shop. Nicole pressed play, letting the music flow through the speakers that covered the walls of Sam Goody’s.
“Now here you go again, you say, you want your freedom!” Nicole grabbed her friend by the hands, pulling her out from behind the counter and into the middle of the shop. The two danced and twirled away, belting the lyrics out and getting weird looks from the patrons outside, walking quicker to their next destination to avoid the odd pair. Unbeknownst to them, their voices carried out across the food court, entering the shops around them like a carried bit of wind. Steve stopped what he was doing, hand pausing on the table he was currently cleaning as he glanced around the mall. When his eyes landed on the record store, he couldn’t help but chuckle, almost in awe as the two girls carelessly flung themselves about. It wasn’t too enjoyable to watch, growing embarrassed for the two of them as they danced offbeat and sang out of tune. He did, however, find his eyes moving towards Nicole. No matter how hard he tried to avert his eyes and look elsewhere, he always found himself admiring the way she danced about, with not a care in the world for how she might’ve looked.
To Steve, she looked like a dork, a dork who couldn’t hold a beat as she bounced on the dark blue carpet that lined the shops’ floors. Although he would never be caught dead dancing in such a public place, he couldn’t help but admire her bravery. Surely, she knew that people could see her, right? If not, he couldn’t wait to see the look on her face when she noticed.
To his surprise, when the song ended, she didn’t stop, giddily running to the record player and queuing up the next song for her concert. If it wasn’t for her gestures and tone deaf voice that echoed across the food court, he wouldn’t have a single clue as to what song was playing next.
He scoffed in disbelieve, the sounds of ‘Cherry Bomb’ by The Runaways blasting through the speakers, louder than the last song. He found it very hard to believe that such a sweet and innocent girl like herself, per Robin’s demanding speech, would be listening to a song like Cherry Bomb. If anything, it intrigued him more. Who was this ‘golden girl, and why was she so fascinating?
“Robin, I’ll be right back,” Steve yelled out to the blonde girl, hoping she wouldn’t question him.
When she entered the lobby of the ice cream parlor to ask him where he was going, she was met with the sight of Mel and Nicole, snorting out a laugh before she realized that Steve was making his way to the pair, “Wait, Steve! No!” She wished she could run after him, tackle him to the shiny floors of the mall, but she couldn’t leave the shop unattended. So, she decided to sacrifice her friend's dignity for her job, praying that Nicole would forgive her for not stopping the boy.
“Didn’t peg you as the type.” Steve had to yell, the song blaring so loud he was sure his ears would go numb. Nicole let out a scream, holding her hand to her chest as Mel ran to turn the song down.
“I’m- I’m sorry, what?”
“Didn’t peg you as the type to enjoy this kinda music, is all.” The fluffy-haired boy wore a smirk, confidence oozing from his persona and onto the record store floor. Gross, Mel thought.
“Oh, this?” Nicole gestured up at the speakers that had immensely quieted, “Um, yea. It’s just a good song, I guess?”
Steve was anything but enamored, staring her down with a hungry gaze that made her squirm in her spot. Gross, again, Mel voiced inside her head.
“Bit hardcore, don’t ya think?” Nicole shook her head no, a sheepish smile on her face as her body burned with embarrassment from being caught.
“Can I help you with something, Smee?” Mel interrupted, attempting to save her friend from the heartbreaker.
“Uh, yes actually,” he glanced over at Nicole,” you got her number?”
“Ew, get out.” Mel felt like gagging, his sexual attraction for her friend radiating throughout the store and sending a disgusted shiver down her spine. Mel was uncomfortable, grossed out by his obvious advances. Nicole on the other hand, well she all but tripped on her way over to Steve, pulling a pen out of her pocket as she neared him.
“Do you have a piece of paper?” she asked quietly, unsure as to why she was even agreeing to give the man her number. He stuck his hand out, exposing his wrist as he flipped it over, prompting her to write the digits on his skin. She did, pink ink seeping into his pores and most likely giving him some form of ink poisoning. She signed her name underneath the numbers, replacing the dots in Nickie with adorable hearts. Steve let out a chuckle, sending her a wink and leaving the store as quickly as he entered.
Nicole watched him walk across the food court, hearts practically taking shape in her eyes as he sashayed away, cockiness absorbing him. Melissa stood at the counter dumbfounded, jaw nearly slapping the ground with how wide her opened mouth was.
“What the hell just happened?” Mel couldn’t believe her eyes, she needed verbal confirmation that her friend had just given her number to ‘The Hair’.
“Stop, you saw what happened.” Nickie was shy, tucking the loose strands of her bun behind her ears and moving to pick up a few albums that had dropped to the floor in the midst of their dancing.
“Yea, you gave your number to that asswipe.” she retracted into herself when she saw the girl roll her eyes. Three minutes of Steve Harrington and she was already showing a mean side that Mel had never seen from her before.
“He’s not a buttwipe, he’s kinda sweet.” That's it, Mel was going to be sick.
“Gross.”
Across the food court, Steve was absolutely pumping with adrenaline. He couldn’t deny the fact that he was completely surprised, not expecting the girl to give him the time of day. But, when she took her time to neatly scribble her number down in a cute font, he all but popped a boner. As he walked through the entrance to his workplace, he feigned a sad smile, walking around the counter to stand next to Robin.
“Aww, you strike out Stevie? Let me go get the board.” Robin walked into the back, holding the whiteboard up in the opened window as she went to put yet another checkmark underneath the ‘YOU SUCK’ category.
“Move that marker over to ‘YOU RULE’, because king Steve is back in the game, baby, woo!” he pumped his arms in the air, flashing the pink numbers Robin’s way as the blonde’s eyes widened.
“No way, no fucking way!” her mouth mirrored Mel’s, growing in size as disbelief rendered her body still, “that’s gotta be a fake.” she walked back into the lobby, pulling his forearm towards her to inspect the writing. Robin couldn’t believe it, there was no way in hell that out of all the people she’d finally give her number to, it’d be Steve Harrington. Sure enough, her actual number sat inked into his skin, Robin groaning at the adorable signature she’d left underneath it.
“Told you it was the stupid hat,” he smirked, growing cocky with the fact that he’d finally landed a girl. He’d been trying all summer, never quite hitting the ball until Nickie came along, knocking it straight out of the park. Not only was he especially proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to call her, but he found himself drooling at the thought of what she’d be like in bed. Steve wasn’t usually a pervert like this, always taking girls on dates and never expecting much in return, although he wouldn’t say no if they decided to get on their knees for him. But, with the promise of Nicole being inexperienced, all he could think about was defiling her. He knew it was wrong, knew that it was extremely wrong of him to think about her like this, but he couldn’t help it. With a final glance at her workplace, he busied himself with tasks, so as to act as if she didn’t exist, using his usual tricks when it came to women. Little did he know, Nicole Anders was far from the usual woman, and she had no intention of entertaining a man who treated her as if she didn’t exist.
After the first night had passed, and there was no call from Steve, Nicole began to worry that she’d given him the wrong number. On day two, she recalled that she’d written her number correctly, so she assumed he must’ve been too busy to call. On night three, Nicole was pissed. She rarely got mad at people, so the fact that the Harrington boy had pissed her off to this level, was worrisome. Steve was living his best life, pretending as if he’d never met the girl before and going about his day, itching to call her but deciding that the best idea was to wait. On the fourth night, Steve picked up the phone, attempting to decipher the numbers that were nearly faded on his arm. After a few miscalls, he finally dialed the right one, listening to it ring as he sat confidently perched on his desk chair, fixing his hair as if the girl could see him.
Upon her picking up, he could hear the heavy notes of Cherry Bomb playing in the background softly; of course, he thought.
“Hello?” her angelic voice sounded confused, wondering who was calling her at 10 pm on a Sunday night.
“Hey, it’s Steve,” he smirked, waiting to hear her gasp of surprise like he usually did when this happened.
“Oh, what’s up.” he sat straight, confusion clouding his form at her nonchalant response. Why wasn’t she squealing?
“Uh- uh nothing, just, thought I’d call you. See how you were doing.” He attempted to play through it, hoping she’d succumb to his forced seduction that was honestly teetering on the edge of embarrassing.
“I’m fine.” this was weird, he thought. Why wasn’t she swooning over his voice, over the fact that he’d finally called?
“Did,” he paused, already cursing himself for dropping his playboy act; it wasn’t working, so might as well be himself, “did I do something?”
“I don’t know, Steve, you tell me.” with that she hung up, Steve pulling the phone from his ear with a grimace at the painful sound of her slamming the receiver back to its base. She was upset, he could tell. Instead of being rational and assuming he was an absolute idiot for leaving her hanging for 4 days, he dialed her number once again, thankful that he’d written it down after she’d answered.
He called again, growing excited as she picked up his call once again, maybe she was mad at someone else, “Hey, why did-”
“Piss off.” he was wrong, she was clearly mad at him. Although Steve had his obvious good looks, he wasn’t too blessed in the smarts category, chalking up her anger to something happening outside of his realm. And once again, instead of rationally thinking, he exited his house swiftly. Before he left, he made a quick call to Robin, praying that she knew where Nicole lived. Robin, being half asleep told him the address, realization only dawning on her when she hung up, “Oops”.
He made it to the girl’s house, admiring the homes that lined her subdivision as he parked two houses down. It was now 11 pm, he was not about to walk up to the front door with a charming smile and ask her parents to see their daughter at close to midnight. So, he opted for scaling the side of her two-story house, moving gracefully due to his practice at the Wheeler’s. Praying he’d find her window first; and not catch a glimpse of her parents doing the dirty, he moved to the first window on the second floor, peering just over the corner to see inside.
He was lucky, the room obviously belonged to you. Pinks and browns were strewn across the room, stuffed animals stacked high in a beanbag chair in the corner, desk littered with books and cassette tapes. There she stood, leaning over her vanity and applying some sort of night cream in her adorable PJs. She wore these fluffy white shorts, cupping to her skin just below her bottom, a white fluffy top to match, dipping low enough to show the slopes of her breasts. Steve nearly moaned at how hot she looked in her night attire, loving the way her smooth legs were on show, stomach just barely appearing through the flowy portion of her top. He softly rapped his knuckles against the glass of her window, causing the girl to jump in fear and hold up an unused curling wand as a makeshift weapon.
“Steve?” she whispered, moving to open the window in hopes that it was him and not some weirdo, “what are you doing here? Wait, how do you know where I live?” she grew fearful, almost slamming the window down on his back as he attempted to climb through it.
“Ow,” he made it in, moving past her to sit on her bed as she softly shut the window closed, “Robin told me, needed to check up on you.”
“You don’t find it weird that you barely know me and your sneaking into my room in the middle of the night?” she asked perplexed, a bit uncomfortable about having him in the safe haven she called her bedroom. Quickly moving her foot to push a pair of panties she’d peeled off this morning under her bed, she advanced toward him, choosing to sit on her pillows and not too close to the handsome boy.
“Well, yeah, I guess it’s kinda weird. But, you seemed upset on the phone, I wanted to make sure you were okay.” he was trying to be sweet, picking up the nearest stuffed animal; which happened to be a plush dog, and moving its arms in a mock hugging motion, an adorable faux pout on his lips.
“I told you I was fine, Steve. You didn’t need to go all Rambo.” she joked, keeping her eyes on the toy in his hands as she spoke.
“You didn’t seem fine, what’s up?” he set the plush down, laying on his side and peering up at the girl, whom he could tell was growing anxious in his proximity. He hoped it was a good anxious.
“I’m just annoyed,” she admitted, picking at the skin of her fingers uncomfortably.
“With?” he pushed, hoping to get some form of an answer from her. What he didn’t expect, was for her to kick her leg out towards him, pushing him off he bed with an umph as he tried to recover on the carpet.
“You!” she all but yelled, “you asked for my number, but then waited 4 days to fricken call me? What the heck!” he wanted to chuckle at her lack of cussing, replacing the ‘taboo’ words with common fraises he heard come from a certain curly-haired freak he called his friend. But, he couldn’t, not when she was clearly upset with him and his usually successful antics.
“I’m sorry?” he didn’t know what to say, most girls brushing his lack of care to the side in hopes of landing a steamy night in the bedroom with him, “I didn’t know that is would upset you.”
“Annoy me,” she corrected, rolling her eyes and sitting up on her bed with her legs crossed underneath her, “you annoyed me, why?”
“I don’t know. That stuff usually works with chicks.”
She scoffed, placing a pillow in her lap to hug instead of beating him to a pulp with her growing anger, “I’m not a chick, Steve. I’m a person.”
“I know, I know.” he stood from the floor, awkwardly making his way to her bed, “I’m sorry.”
She shot her hand out, pointing at her bedroom window with her manicured nails, gesturing for him to leave, “Out, now.” he held his hands up, making his way to her window in mock surrender.
“See you tomorrow?” he asked hopeful.
“Yeah, yeah. Now leave weirdo.” she giggled, Steve noting how pretty she looked with a smile on her face.
He sent a wink her way, opening the pane of glass and sliding back out into the warm summer air of Hawkins. As he descended down her house, he couldn’t help but find a large grin on his face, jogging happily to his car. Although he had made her mad, she was still sweet as ever, in the end, making him hopeful.
He spent his night thinking of her, his hand venturing under his covers as he pictured her body and the way it looked in her PJs, supple flesh nearly all on show for him. He imagined what she would look like naked, underneath him and begging for him to do something, tears streaming down her face. He was close, pumping his hard cock to the thought of her voice, her face, literally everything about her. It felt so wrong, yet so right, touching himself whilst thinking about all the things he would do to her. He made a split-second decision, pausing his ministrations to grab the phone off of his nightstand, making quick work of dialing her number for the third time that night.
After a few rings, she answered, voice slightly whiny and filled with sleep, causing the man to groan as his hand continued where he left off, “Hello? Steve?”
“Hey, pretty. You sleepin’?” he tried to be as inconspicuous as he could, his hips thrusting up into his hand at the sound of her gentle voice.
“I was, what’s up? You okay?” her concern was charming, making Steve’s fist move faster.
“I’m great, you?” he had no idea why he called her, maybe this was a bad idea.
“Steve, what- what is that noise?” oh no, she could hear. He now realized that he’d been caught, the wet sounds of his palm jerking his heavy cock were loud, echoing through the mic and into the girl’s ear.
“I’m sorry, I just needed to hear your voice.” he apologized, not caring to slow down even as he was caught.
“Oh, I. Uh, I don’t know what to say.” she grew shy, thighs clenching together at the thought of him touching himself.
“Why don’t you help me, baby? Go on, touch yourself.” he was overly confident, not worrying about the fact that she could hang up and turn him into the laughing stock of the town. She could easily tell everyone that Steve Harrington called her at 1 in the morning, jerking off and asking her to help him catch his release by joining him.
She wasn’t a prude, she’d often touched herself at night, constantly getting off to the thought of being fucked by an imaginary man she’d read about in a romance novel she stole from Mel. So, when she trailed her hand down her body to her shorts, Steve could’ve sworn he was in heaven. He listened to the rustling sounds of her hand underneath her quilt. He nearly busted when she let out a whimper, his name following shortly after.
“You wet, pretty?” he groaned out, squeezing the base of his cock as he listened to the sounds of her whining.
“Mhm, s’wet for you Stevie.” He all but moaned out loud, giving a sharp tug to his length at the girl’s admission.
She wasn’t new to masturbation, that was clear. But, she was new to any form of sexual intimacy with someone. So, it was weird how easily she responded to him, as if she’d had phone sex before, growing alarmingly aroused at his husky voice as it bled through the speaker of her phone. Nicole had barely touched herself, and she was already nearing an orgasm, embarrassingly fast.
“Fuck, baby. Let me hear it.” Steve didn’t care that his request was odd, couldn’t give two shits. Especially when the girl moaned, pulling the phone from her ear and down to her heat, resting the microphone on her inner thigh as she continued to rub her clit. Steve let out a loud groan, pumping his cock faster at the sounds of her wet cunt and subtle moaning in the background. Jesus, he couldn’t remember the last time he was this hard, this horny for someone.
She put the phone back to her ear, letting out a squeak as she entered a finger into her tight hole, pumping the digit in and out, “feels s’good, Stevie.” the nickname nearly made him combust, his stomach pulling tight at her words.
“Jesus, you’re so fucking sexy. Wanna fuck you so bad.” once again, he didn’t care if he was being weird, letting his thoughts spill from his mind and into the receiver.
“I’m c-close.” he sped up, wanting to cum with her. He knew that this was all too soon, too quick to even establish boundaries, but he didn’t care. He couldn’t care, not with her whiny moans and sopping wet cunt reeling him into the deep end and clutching him close. It would surely be awkward the next time they saw each other, surely uncomfortable for the both of them, but neither one could care. Nicole didn’t care. She didn’t care that she was making it easy for the Harrington boy. Didn’t care that she’d feel extremely guilty afterward. As long as she got to cum, that’s all she could care about in the end.
“Me too, cum for me baby. Cum on your fingers.” she did, moaning loudly into the phone and immediately pulling a release from the boy. The two cumming together, reaching their highs with erotic moans.
“Holy shit, Steve” that was the first time he’d heard the girl swear, and he nearly snorted at how odd it sounded coming from her. The two quickly came down from their highs, realizing what had just happened in the wake of their tiredness.
“Uh, I’ll see you tomorrow.” he rushed out, throwing his arm over his eyes as he grimaced at how awkward he was being.
“Yeah, tomorrow.” she quickly hung up, tossing the phone away from her and back onto the base. What the hell just happened?
Nearly 10 miles apart, the two lay in their respective beds, staring up at their ceilings in disbelief. Steve couldn’t believe how much of a horny teenager he could be when it came down to it, throwing all rationality out the window in order to chase his release. Nicole couldn’t believe what she had just done, guilt and humiliation closing in around her and swallowing her whole. She’d known the man for only 4 days, not even. Yet, here she was, handing him her innocence on a platter with no regard for her own emotions. She had morals, but she couldn’t find them at that moment. Tomorrow was going to be so awkward.
And, it was. The two barely held eye contact for more than a few seconds, both burning bright red and practically running away. Their friends started to catch on, Robin interrogating Steve and asking why he was being so weird, Mel comforting Nicole, refusing to ask what had happened and instead offering a shoulder to lean on. Steve was quick to throw Nicole under the bus, pulling Robin into the employee lounge and relaying everything to her. Robin sat wide-eyed, staring at Steve with utter confusion and awe.
“What are you drinking, dude? Can I have some, Jesus.” she stood, adjusting her hat before leaving him in the back to wallow in his confession.
Nicole told her friend the more PG version, walking around the phone call and refusing to bring it up, humiliation eating away at her from the inside out. She felt smaller than usual, caving in on herself and walking around the shop like a kicked puppy.
“Stop beating yourself up, Nic,” her friend accused, rubbing her shoulder comfortingly, “it’s not like you had sex with him.” she offered a soft smile, the gesture falling when she saw how red her friend’s face became.
“You didn’t!” she exclaimed moving to stand in front of the girl who sat on the counter.
“I didn’t,” she wasn’t entirely lying. Well, yea they did things, but they didn’t have sex. It wasn’t that big of a deal, right? “But, we kinda did stuff over the phone last night.” she pursed her lips, choosing to look at the floor instead of the bewildered girl in front of her.
“What?!” she screamed, literally screamed, pulling the attention of patrons walking past the store; pulling the attention of Steve. He made eye contact with Nicole, immediately assuming what their conversation was about and sending her a glare. In his mind, it was okay that he told Robin, the girl becoming a best friend of sorts that he relied on. However, it wasn’t okay that Nicole had told blabber-mouth Melissa Scott about the incident. He shook his head like the asshole he was, and stomped into the back, leaving Nicole to groan out and jump off the counter, making her way out of the store.
“Where are you going? You haven’t even told me anything yet!” her friend called out, watching her wordlessly stomp to the ice cream parlor. Letting out an awkward sigh she turned around, eyes wide and lips pulled into a tight line, “here lies Steve Harrington, Hawkin’s resident idiot.”
She marched into the shop, making eye contact with her friend Robin, she’d say hi later. Without a second thought, she entered the back, finding Steve sitting at the singular table. He had his head in his hands, leg bouncing with anxiety.
“What the hell was that look for?” Nickie seethed, scaring the boy with her sudden presence.
“What are you doing back here?” he answered with a question, looking up at her with annoyance.
“What was that look for.” she repeated, not backing down until she got an answer.
“You tell me, Ms. Perfect.” he spit, pretending to be bored as he looked down at his hands.
“Ms. Perfect?” she asked incredulously, “what is your problem?”
“My problem,” he paused, standing up to tower over her with his height, “is you. Opening your dirty little mouth and telling Mel what happened last night.”
Robin could hear the conversation from where she stood, hell everyone in Scoops could hear the conversation. She grew annoyed, scoffing at the double standard he laid out for her friend as if he didn’t tell Robin herself what had happened.
“As if you didn’t tell anyone, King Steve.” Nicole was outraged, knowing damn well he had to have told someone, after what she learned about him from both Robin and Mel.
“Well I guess it doesn’t matter anymore, does it? Got what I wanted, didn’t I?” he regretted his words the second he spoke them, watching the girl before him deflate immediately.
“So- So what, I was just some stupid accomplishment for you?” she felt tears prick at her eyes, chest bubbling with disappointment and hurt.
Digging himself an even deeper hole, he let out a fake laugh, nodding his head at her words and breaking her soul into a million tiny pieces, “yea, pretty much. Kinda easy too, if you think about it.”
A sob left her throat, it didn’t matter that they hadn’t even had sex, just the plain and simple fact that she’d let him in, only for him to throw it back in her face hurt like hell. It hurt so bad, that she found herself stomping towards him, her palm slapping across his face and leaving his cheek to sting.
“Fuck you, Steve.” her words hurt, more than he wanted to admit. He refused to look at her, eyes finding the blurry outline of Robin’s head through the window more interesting than Nicole’s. He wanted to apologize, take it all back, but she wasn’t his in the first place. They were stupid 18-year-olds, having a stupid sexcipade as their only true encounter between them. What he said was wrong, he knew that, but he wasn’t going to get on his knees and beg for her forgiveness. Not yet, at least.
She left almost as fast as she had entered, running past a concerned Robin and out of the mall. She hadn’t even gotten to her car before she was breaking down, looking crazed as she sobbed along her way. She didn’t know what she was expecting to happen after the phone call, but it surely wasn’t this outcome. Not a single one of her assumptions could line up with what had just happened between her and Steve, not one.
She probably should’ve stayed at work, a lengthy phone call from her boss waiting for her at home, but she couldn’t. Not when she’d be forced to stand less than 100 yards from the one person she wanted to hide from right now. Instead of wallowing in self-pity, she immediately changed out of her work clothes, throwing her swimming suit on with the thought of hopefully drowning in the public pool. She decided to keep the outfit simple, tossing her dad’s button-up on, and tucking it into her denim overalls.
With only the thought of submerging her overheated body in chlorine water, she set off. The drive was shorter than she expected, pulling up to the outdoor pool and walking in after handing the front office a few quarters for the entry fee. She easily could’ve avoided paying, sneaking past the two teens who probably would’ve just rolled their eyes. But alas, her morals were too strong. She made her way over to an open chair, pulling her clothes from her body and exposing her not-so-modest bikini. Even after being practically slut shamed, she didn’t care enough to throw on her one piece. It was way too hot for her to care about being judged by the mothers at the pool. Who were, in fact, sitting next to her, Karen Wheeler leaning over to softly pat the girl’s knee in hopes to gain her attention.
“Hi, sweetie,” the mom called, smiling brightly at her, “haven’t seen you in a while. How are you?”
“Oh, Mrs.Wheeler, I’m good, and you?” she responded politely, working sunscreen into her calves mid-conversation.
“Ah, the usual, hiding from my husband and kids,” she joked, pulling a forced laugh from Nicole, “So, you here to swim or?”
“Isn’t that what a pool is for?” she asked confused.
“Well yeah, but,” she trailed off, leaning closer in her direction to whisper something that utterly shocked the girl, “there’s a nice piece of eye candy working the lifeguard post, you got here just in time.”
Nickie looked over her shoulder, watching multiple heads turn toward the men’s locker room. Out walked Billy Hargrove in all his glory, abs on show and mullet gracefully flowing in the wind. Nicole knew who he was, avoiding him all throughout her senior year in hopes of never having to meet the new kid. Usually, she’d be sticking by their side, helping them to classes and opening their locker for them, but after hearing that he was quite the womanizer, she didn’t want to risk being wooed. Billy walked along the edge of the pool and stopped at the sight of a little kid running on the concrete. His whistle sounded out, pulling a grimace onto Nicole’s face at the shrill sound.
“Hey, lard-ass!” Nicole followed his line of sight, finding a chunky boy stopped in his steps, fearful of the much older and stronger boy, “No running on my watch! I gotta warn you-” she cut his yelling out with a sigh, feeling bad for the boy, but not saying anything like the rest of the pool goers. She continued to apply her sunscreen, moving from her legs to her stomach, attempting to get her lower back before she let out a huff of annoyance. Damn her short arms.
“Need some help sweetheart?” she looked up, the sun being blocked out by Billy’s much larger form as he towered over her.
“Um, sure?” without realizing how intimate applying sunscreen for someone else could be, she handed him the bottle, turning around and holding her hair up in a makeshift bun, exposing her smooth back.
She listened to the squirting sound the bottle made, body going still as his large hands palmed her back, massaging the lotion into her skin. Although the women around her were jealous as all hell, they bit there lips at the scene before them. Pretending the girl was themselves, they watching his hands dip under the strings of her bikini, fingers softly digging into the flesh of her lower back, sensually rubbing the milky cream in. Nicole thought nothing of it, turning with a smile and thanking him for applying it.
“Anytime, sweetheart.” he watched her stand, eyes zeroing in on her ass as she all but sashayed to the pool’s steps. He held his breath, the girl unknowingly putting on a show for him and the other hungry men at the pool as she descended down the stairs and into the water. She immediately dove under, coming up just as quick to push her hair back and out of her face as it became wet. She wasn’t even trying to, but she was being seductive as hell, Billy biting the tip of his sunglasses and watching the water cascade down her front and over the slopes of her breasts. He nearly tripped up the ladder to his seat, eyes never leaving her form as she swam from one end of the pool to the other. Although his job was to watch everyone at the pool, he sat comfortably in his seat, sporting a half hard cock and keeping his eyes on her. He knew who she was, constantly hearing about the famous good girl of Hawkins High the second he had gotten there. He never payed too much mind to the fact that they’d never crossed paths. Now he could see the enigma everyone spoke of, he finally met Nicole Anders. And god was he happy to. She was as sweet and as kind as everyone had said, hotter than what the guys at school described, why was he just now meeting her? He needed a piece of her, and fast. But, unlike Steve, he knew her type; running into many ‘angelic’ girls. He knew how to rile them up, in the best way. Start as charming as ever, wiggle your way into a friendship, take her on stupid cheesy dates and pretend to be the most gentleman like guy she’d ever meet, and then finally worm your way into her bed. And that, was exactly the Hargrove boy’s plan.
“Hey, your Nickie right?” he started, crouching down at the edge of the pool as she stopped to catch her breath. Her chlorine stained eyes blinked up at him, nodding quickly as she realized she didn’t answer, “sorry it took me this long to remember. I don’t think we’ve officially ever met, I’m Billy.” he held his hand out, not caring that she’d get him wet as he helped her out of the water.
“Nice to meet you Billy, I gotta get going though, I’ll see you later!” she called out, walking away from him but being stopped as he jogged to meet her quick strides. He unwrapped the dry towel from around his neck, offering it out to her. She gladly took it, smiling up at him as a thank you and wrapping it around her soaked body.
“I could give you a ride home?” he offered, hoping she’d say yes.
“I took my car here, thank you though.” although she was being sweet, he was growing annoyed, constantly being shut down, clearly she’d be more of a challenge then he thought.
“I-I’m sorry,” his hand grabbed her wrist softly, giving her space to pull away which she did, his eyes locked onto his empty hand before they looked down at his feet, his faux sadness fooling her, “I don’t mean to come off so strong. It’s just-”
He paused, looking around the pool before lowering his voice so no one could hear him, “I don’t have many friends, with my being new and all, and, I don’t know. You’re one of the first people to be nice to me.” he shrugged. Although his words pained him, he wasn’t entirely lying. Of course people catered to him and now surround him as if he’s royalty, none of them were genuinely nice upon first meeting, unlike her.
“I’m sorry, the people here aren’t all that bad though, sometimes they just need some warming up. You’re kind and gentle, I’m sure they’ll fall inlove with you in no time.” Jesus, was this girl a saint or something?
“You, you think so?” he asked, feigning innocence as he looked around the pool in mock fear.
“I know so. Look, I gotta head home, but tomorrow im free?” she smiled as she placed her hand on his shoulder, giving a gentle squeeze that made him internally groan, “you can stop by my work while I’m on break, we can go get some food or something, yeah?”
“Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. Where do you work?” it was hard for him not to take her right there, the sun glowing behind her and forming a halo of light above her head.
“I work in Starcourt. You know the record store, Sam’s?” he nodded, excitement and arousal coursing through his veins.
“See ya then.” he watched her walk off, adjusting his hard cock in his swimtrunks, not caring who saw.
The next day, Steve had found himself constantly looking over at Sam’s, catching glimpses of Nicole as she chatted away with Mel and customers. Not once, did he catch her looking his way, acting as if he’d never existed. It was painful, sitting there and watching him ignore her.
“Ahoy, Harrington.” the familiar voice bounced off the walls of the shop, striking shortly lived fear in some of the patrons. Steve looked up from his spot behind the counter, giving Billy and eyeroll.
“What do you want Hargrove.” what the hell was he doing here.
“Just here for some ice cream,” he held his hands up in mock surrender, “How about one cone of chocolate, and one vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.” the order struck a memory chord in him, the boy finding his eyes veering off the smug look on Billy’s face and toward the girl who had been on his mind for atleast a week now.
After scooping out the cones, he turned to Billy who threw the few dollar bills on the counter, “This for one of your women?” he poked boredly, hoping the boy would leave quickly.
“Yup.” Billy popped the ‘P’, sending a wink Steve’s way before marching out of the store. Steve let out a scoff, the look of annoyance quicking turning to one of confusion watching him walk in the opposite direction of the mall’s exit. The confusion left his body instantly, fear replacing it as he watched him walk toward Sam’s.
“Please be Mel, Please be Mel.” he chanted under his breath, praying that Nicole had nothing to do with his enemy. He felt the blood leave his face, forcing him to be as pale as a ghost, watching her run up to Billy with a smile, giving his side a quick hug before graciously accepting the cone.
He painfully watched them for the next half-hour, sitting in the foodcourt just barely in his line of sight. Robin noticed the two the second she entered the mall for her shift, speedwalking to the store in hopes to reach it before Steve could see them. Upon her entrance, she immediately noticed the kicked puppy behind the counter, walking around it and wrapping her arm around his shoulder comfortingly.
“I hate to break it to you, Steve, but this is kinda your fault.” Robin’s voice broke him out of his near trance, thankful to be watching something other than Nickie schmoozing it up with his arch nemesis.
“Yeah, yeah,” with one last glance at the pair, he turned around walking into the back before dejectedly calling out to Robin, “I know.”.
AHHHHH it's finally here! I honestly don't hate it, the plot, but I do hate the pace of the story....Wayyy too fast, someone teach me how to slow things down!!! Let me know if you like it and wanna see the next chapter!! also, hmu to be added to the taglist for cherry bomb and the rest of my writes!!
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015 of 2023
Your protein:
pork
steak
lamb chops
hamburgers
vegan burgers
chicken nuggets
chicken fingers
tuna
shrimp
salmon
oyster
crab
lasagne
ravioli
chicken soup
beef jerky
slim jims
bacon
spam
buffalo wings
sausage
ham
turkey
meat balls
Your dairy:
milk
soy milk
skim milk
raw egg
boiled egg
sunny-side eggs
scrambled eggs
cottage cheese
cheddar cheese
mozzarella cheese
swiss cheese
blue cheese
cream cheese
plain yogurt
Your vegetables and fruits:
mushrooms
tomatoes
pickles
olives
carrots
raw onion
broccoli
cauliflower
green beans
string beans
peas
black beans
celery
leek
artichoke
lima beans
bell pepper
asparagus
spinach
seaweed
avocado
eggplant
zucchini
corn
cucumber
squash/pumpkin/yam
garlic
ginger
peanuts
almonds
sunflower seeds
raisins
bananas
apples
pears
grapes
oranges
tangerines
peach
blueberries
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
lemons
pineapples
coconuts
apricot
cherries
plums
cranberry
kiwi
watermelon
melon
pomegranate
grapefruit
lime
guava
mango
papaya
Your starch:
French fries
baked potato
scalop potato
mashed potato
fried rice
white rice
bagel
white bread
whole grain bread
French bread
corn bread
sourdough
pancakes
spaghetti
macaroni & cheese
oatmeal
Condiments:
wasabi
soy sauce
cranberry sauce
marmalade
grape jam
strawberry jam
ketchup
mustard
relish
mayonnaise
whipped cream
honey mustard sauce
Tabasco
salt
ranch
gravy
caramel
peanut butter
salsa
pepper
honey
maple syrup
hummus
butterscotch
marshmallows
icing
Junk food:
cheetos
sour cream and onion chips
barbeque chips
vinegar chips
wheat thins
graham crackers
saltine crackers
cheez-its
ritz
tortilla chips
Lunchables
Milano cookies
Twinkies
popcorn
fruit roll ups
donuts
ice cream sandwiches
Poptarts
pretzels
Girl Scout cookies
Oreos
Nutter Butter
Fig Newtons
Jell-O
rice crispy treats
Cereals:
Cocoa Puffs
Cocoa Pebbles
Fruit Loops
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Frosted Flakes
Raisin Bran
Apple Jacks
Corn Flakes
Cookie Crisp
Cap’n Crunch
Lucky Charms
Cheerios
Dessert:
brownies
muffins
cinnamon rolls
cheesecake
donuts
chocolate fondue
pudding
apple pie
pumpkin bread
pumpkin pie
chocolate chip cookies
sugar cookies
gingerbread cookies
biscotti
fortune cookies
shortbread cookies
oatmeal cookies
Angel food cake
carrot cake
cupcakes
fruit cake
cream puffs
flan
custard
Meringue
sorbet
s’mores
Asian:
ramen
cup noodle
sushi
miso soup
kimchi
teriyaki
eggrolls
orange chicken
Fast food and restaurants:
McDonald’s
Carl’s Jr
Taco Bell
Panda Express
Jack-in-the-box
In-n-out
Chick-Fil-A
La Salsa
Dairy Queen
Baskin Robbin’s
Pizza Hut
Papa John’s
Roundtable
Domino’s
Johnny Rocket’s
Cho-cho San’s
Hot Dog On A Stick
Coldstone
California Pizza Kitchen
Red Robin
Ruby Tuesdays
Chili’s
Wendy’s
Burger King
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Subway
Tommy’s
The Cheesecake Factory
Arby’s
Quiznos
El Pollo Loco
TGIF
Applebee’s
Wienerschnitzel
IHOP
Islands
White Castle
Togo’s
Sonic
Popeyes
Orange Julius
Jamba Juice
Coffee Bean
Starbucks
Del Taco
Chuck E. Cheese
Baja Fresh
Macaroni Grill
Candy:
Red Vines
M&M’s
Snickers
Hershey’s kisses
Kissables
Kit-Kat
Nerds
Junior Mints
Twizzlers
Tootsie Rolls
Jelly beans
Swedish Fish
Skittles
Starburst
100 grand
3 Musketeers
Airheads
Almond Joy
Baby Bottle Pops
Baby Ruth
bottle caps
Butterfinger
Reese’s Cup
Fast Break
Twix
cotton candy
chocolate coins
Dots
Hot Tamales
jaw breakers
Jolly Ranchers
Laffy Taffy
Lemonheads
lifesavers
Mike & Ike
Milkduds
Milky way
Mr. Goodbar
Nestle’s crunch
Payday
pixie sticks
pop rocks
Push Up pops
Runts
Smarties
Snow Caps
Sugardaddy
Sweet Tarts
Tic-Tacs
York Peppermint Patties
Warheads
Non-alcoholic drinks:
Rootbeer
Lemonade
Orange juice
Grape juice
Capri Sun
Coke
Diet Coke
Diet Pepsi
Pepsi
7up
Sprite
Mountain Dew
Hawaiian Punch
Dr. Pepper
Apple juice
hot cocoa
Kool-Aid
cappuccinos
frappuccinos
lattes
espresso
energy drinks
Vanilla Coke
Cherry Coke
Fanta
Arizona Green Tea
Squirt
Gatorade
Iced tea
Green tea
Chamomile tea
White tea
Oolong tea
Jasmine tea
Chai tea
Snapple
apple cider
Alcoholic drinks:
Wine
Sake
Shochu
Vodka
Bourbon whisky
Irish whisky
Canadian whisky
Bloody Mary
Rum
Absolut
Brandy
Scotch
Cognac
Tequila
Gin
Wine cooler
Smirnoff
Marc
Sidecar
Tonic
Pina Colada
Martini
Alabama Slammer
Daiquiri
Margarita
Cape Cod
Flying Horse
Kamikaze
Screwdriver
Rusty Nail
Cajun Strawberry Soda
Mimosa
Champagne
Cascade
Fosters
Sam Adams
Budweiser
Coors
Harpoon
Milwaukee’s Bes
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🌟💫 When your angel buddy needs a shoulder perch to look cute on 🌟💚💙🌟
Ended up with two cloudy backgrounds and can’t decide which one looks better, so y’all get them both! (╯°▽°)╯
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Perfect!! I’m a sucker for love triangles (I have had like 3 in my life and they all ended badly hahaha, but that’s besides the point 😂) so could you do something with Kate being extra jealous of Wanda, cause they are dating officially but once upon a time Wanda had reader, however she broke her heart and now she is upset seeing them together, like “I was fine till I saw you and her so damn happy” something of the sort! And your writing is so amazing by the way!!
Hi pretty! I don't know if it's like you thought, but I hope you like it! This ended up being fluffier than I expected, also, I think I didn't make Kate as jealous as you wanted, sorry bout that.
Make Her Happier
Summary: Kate has always been your best friend, which didn't sit well with Wanda, your girlfriend. After the witch broke your heart, Kate mended it, marking herself in it with every healing touch. But what happens when Wanda wants to have you back?
Pairings: Kate Bishop x Reader / Wanda Maximoff x Reader
Words: 2784
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“Ok,” you said with a big smile on your face, the kind of smile that was normally present whenever Kate was around “so we go on three. One… Two… Th-”
She didn’t wait for the signal, before you noticed her mouth was completely full of cotton candy. She was grinning like an idiot. Your idiot.
“That- That was not fair!” you complained, not able to contain your own smile, your cotton candy stood untouched in its stick “You cheated!”
“You have powers, that’s what’s not fair, you’d have devoured the cotton candy before I even manage to put mine in my mouth!” she whined and you couldn’t help but giggle at the sight of your beautiful girlfriend with a pink cloud of candy on her nose, gleaming against the moon’s glow.
“Then please explain to me how would my fire powers aid me in a cotton candy competition?” you took a couple steps closer, your finger curling around her belt loop and bringing her body closer to yours.
“I- You- That is-…” she mumbled, her eyes trained on your lips.
“Yes? I’m listening.” You said, biting your lower lip just because you knew it’d render her even more speechless.
She whined. “You’re doing it on purpose…”
You hummed and brought your face closer to hers, catching the remaining cotton candy with your tongue and biting her nose as you did so.
“Ouch! What was that for?!” she complained, looking at you with that affronted look of hers that made you want to laugh.
“That was for cheating,” you said, bringing your lips to hers this time “this is for being so goddamn cute.” You kissed her then, when your tongue started exploring her mouth she let out a tiny squeal that made you smile mid-kiss.
You wanted to take her to that house of mirrors right around the corner, not too far from where you bought the cotton candy, you wanted to drag her there, tear her clothes off and have your wicked way with her as she watches every single thing you did to her through those mirrors, but your plans were interrupted as your phone vibrated in your pocket.
Kate groaned when you pulled away from her. You had to bite your lip not to smile at the sight of that sweet pout. Against the cheap illumination of the carnival her lips seemed plumper, you’d give anything to keep kissing them.
“Sorry kitten, I have to take this, is probably Steve.” You said, making a face.
“How do you know it’s him? The phone’s just vibrating.” She asked with that adorable tilt of her head.
You shrugged. “That’s how I know. Everybody on my contact list has a ringtone… Everybody but Steve, he calls me too much as it is, I’d probably grow sick of whatever song I’d put as his ringtone.”
She shook her head at you and shooed you away as you answered the phone. Kate made her way to one of those shoot the target booths and you walked just far away enough so you could hear Steve better, but not enough to lose sight of Kate, because yes, you’d be listening to whatever Cap’n Crunch had to say, but who says you can’t appreciate your girl’s form while you do it?
“Popsicle! To what do I owe the pleasure?” You said sarcastically as you watched Kate shoot all targets dead on.
“Cut the sass, L/N, Thor had some problems in Asgard, we’re gonna need you to tag along for this mission.” He said and you groaned.
“Steve, it’s the first day off me and Kate get together in ages, are you sure you can’t call on no one else?” you asked, your heart suddenly heavy at the thought of leaving Kate.
You knew she’d understand, Kate was the most understanding person you’ve ever met, and that was exactly the reason you hated to disappoint her.
“Sorry Y/N,” he said, and at least he sounded a little bit apologetic “but I’ll be needing you here in 30.” He hung up, just like that.
You sighed and made your way to where Kate was, your heart squeezing in your chest when she beamed as her eyes landed on you.
“What did gramps want?” she asked, both hands behind her back.
Kate was… terrible at surprises, and you didn’t need even to pry to come to the conclusion that she was hiding a teddy bear behind her back. You tried not to grimace at the thought of having to leave her alone.
“Steve wants me for a mission ASAP, Thor was gonna go, but there was a problem in Asgard.” You explained, seeing her shoulders drop a little.
“Oh… It’s ok, I know you have to. You’d probably rather be here eating all the junk food you could get your hands on.” She said with a small smile. You didn’t think it was possible to love someone so much as you loved Kate in that moment.
“I’d rather be anywhere as long as you’re with me.” You said, pulling her close and landing a sweet kiss to her forehead. “I love you, Kate,” you said and she smiled. “Would you rather go back to the compound with me or you wanna stay here?”
“I think I’ll go back with you. No use staying here alone.” She said and moved to take your hand, forgetting about the teddy bear and showing it to you.
“Oh, is that for me?” you teased and she finally realized that she shouldn’t have shown it like that.
“Nooooo, it was supposed to be a surprise.” She said and tried to pout, but couldn’t contain her smile. “You spoilsport.”
“You love me anyway.”
“Yeah, I do.” She said and pushed the teddy into your hands.
“Kate…” you said, brows furrowed “what’s that behind you?”
Kate, frowning as well, turned to see what you were talking about. Just above her head there was a heart made of fire floating in the air, the words ‘I love you Katherine’ inside it. That was not the first time you did this, but Kate always fell for it anyway, in a sense her awe and naivety were what made this little surprise so special, to both you and to her.
It made her happy, and all you wanted was to make her happier.
Kate turned to you with the brightest smile and threw herself at your arms. “That is soooo cool, I love you so much, babe!”
“I’m sorry we can’t stay more,” you muttered between stolen kisses, feeling Kate’s smile against your lips.
“It’s ok babe, you made me super happy with this whole carnival thing!” she said as you wrapped your arm around her shoulder, feeling hers looping through your waist.
“Well, mission accomplished, then.” You joked, making your way to your motorcycle. You drove slowly to the compound, enjoying her arms wrapped tightly around you. If it was up to you you’d be by her side the whole night, but you couldn’t just ditch on a mission like that, so in a matter of minutes you two got to the compound.
And just like that all the lightness of the day seemed to disappear, the moment Kate’s eyes landed on Wanda her whole demeanor changed. Gone was the fun-loving girl from before, now in front of you stood the lovely girl who always tried to hide her insecurities, the girl who didn’t think she was good enough for you, for the avengers, the girl who never understood why you chose to be with her while you could be with someone like Wanda Maximoff.
“So it’s just you two?” Kate asked as the two of you came closer to the quinjet, as if you knew any more than her.
“Kate…” you tried, but you knew that look in her eyes. It broke yours a little.
“No,” she said, and by the tone of her voice you knew she was afraid, as jealous as she was insecure, as if she feared you would finally come to your senses and go back to Wanda, “you should go prepare.”
And with that she turned and left, not even giving you a chance to explain yourself, to say goodbye before the mission. There was no prep time like Kate assumed, it there was any you’d have rushed out after her, but you were almost late as it was, you barely had time to get your uniform.
As it was, there was only time for you to board the quinjet. Wanda was already inside, you noticed her looking at you quietly as she set the jet to autopilot, those familiar blue eyes trying to read you as if you were a book. She was always good at that, reading you, and she never even needed to use her powers, it was just easy with the connection you two had.
“Are you really happy with her?” Wanda asked after a couple of minutes. The two of you were already in the air, the sound of the engine the only thing cutting off the silence after her words. “You never liked it when I was clingy, you hated it when I acted jealous.”
You sighed and looked at her. Wanda, beautiful Wanda, she was a sight and you resented her a little for that, you resented that a part of you never forgot how her eyes would shine, how her hair would float in the wind, how soft her skin was... “It was never about you acting clingy or jealous, Wanda, it was about how you seemed to do it more specifically after you spent time with Vision,” you said, trying with everything in you not to snap at her “It screamed suspicious.”
“I already told you, nothing happened!” she said, taking a couple steps towards you, her eyes screaming for you to believe her.
“And yet you ran to him the moment we broke things off,” you muttered, looking at your hands as if they were the most interesting thing in the world. You didn’t want to face her, “you may have not been a cheater, Wanda, but you betrayed me.”
“And was I the only one? Because how long did it take for you and Kate to get together after we broke up?” she said and you bit your tongue. You would not lash out at her.
“Longer than the week you gave between dating me and Vision.” You gritted out.
“How long?” she insisted.
“I don’t know, four months?”
“Three months and twelve days.” She said, her voice was weak, as if she was holding herself back from crying.
You closed your eyes, you could never see Wanda cry, not before, not now. “Wanda…”
“And do you know how long before that I broke up with Vision?”
“I don’t…
“Almost two months.” She said, and you swallowed hard. “We barely stayed together Y/N, I just wanted to make you feel like what I felt.”
At that you opened your eyes, got up from your seat and took a step towards her. “So instead of making me jealous you just went there and broke my heart?” you said, struggling to keep your emotions in check “I loved you, and you just threw that away!”
“It was never my intention! I just wanted to show you what your friendship with Kate did to me.” She said, taking your hands in hers, looking at you with those doe eyes.
“Wands… You were the one who brought me and Kate together.” You said almost in a whisper. “Kate was always my friend, just my best friend. You were my love.”
“Then how? Why?”
“It was a couple weeks after we broke up. One of Stark’s parties. You were all over Vision, more public displays of affection than I ever got from you. I decided to drown my sorrows in alcohol, Kate was with me, we drank and one thing led to another.” You said, looking at your hands intertwined with hers, you pulled away “When I finally realized I slept with my best friend was the moment I realized that Kate wasn’t just my best friend, she was a woman… It was like I started seeing something that I couldn’t see before, like a whole new world of possibilities opened in front of my eyes.”
Her eyes watered, she turned away. “But are you happier with her?”
Were you happier? Maybe, but the one thing you knew for sure was that you wanted to make Kate the happiest woman in this earth.
You sighed. You didn’t know how to answer that without either breaking her heart or giving her hope. “Wanda, it’s better for us to focus on the mission.”
And you tried, you really tried to focus on the mission. You arrived at the location and killed as many Hydra soldiers as you could, keeping contact with Wanda to a minimum, but you got injured, and as you were going back to the quinjet Wanda was all over you again, her eyes worried as she looked for more wounds.
“Wands, I’m fine, really.” You said, and it was true, just a nasty gash in your arm.
“Stop being so stubborn,” she said and, as if it was the most natural thing in the world, she straddled you. You tried to recoil, but her powers wouldn’t let you. The red wisps of magic brought gauze, alcohol and other first aid supplies. She tended to your wound with all the care in the world.
“All done”, she said after she finished, but she didn’t get off your lap. Her eyes bore into yours. “Do you really not feel anything for me anymore?” she asked then, almost in a whisper.
The look in her eyes made you want to embrace her like you would when you were together, she looked so desolate, so hurt. You sighed. “Hey, pretty girl, you are amazing, and I bet there’s not a single soul in that compound that’s not at least a little bit in love with you.”
“Does that mean…?”
“Of course I feel something for you, Wanda. We were together for years. That doesn’t just go away.”
She leaned towards you, her mouth close to yours as she pulled her body even closer to yours. You put your hands on her hips and pushed her away a little.
“But I am also really in love with Kate. She is first and foremost my best friend, and I’d never do anything to hurt her.”
“So if you and her were not together…”
“This still wouldn’t happen. Because I promised her that I’d never let anyone get between our friendship again, and that’s exactly what you did, Wanda, you tried to pry me away from the person who’s been with me since day one.” You sighed “And why are you even insisting? Weren’t you and Vision seeing each other again? Weren’t you fine?”
“I was! I was until I saw you so fucking happy, until I saw how you make her so fucking happy. I wanted it to be me again, because no one’s made me as happy as you did.”
“Oh, Wanda, I was happy with you, really, but-…”
“But she makes you happier.” Wanda said and you nodded.
She got out of your lap just as the quinjet was landing. You took your things and got out of the door just in time to see Kate coming in with an apologetic smile on her face. You barely paid any attention as Wanda left with tears in her eyes.
“Can you forgive your very jealous and very sorry girlfriend?” Kate asked and you pulled her to you, burrowing your face in her neck, smelling her hair, feeling her heartbeat against your chest.
When you pulled away and looked at those eyes, you knew.
“Kate… what is that behind you?” you said.
Kate furrowed her brows and turned, her mouth dropped open as she read the words inside the floating flaming heart. ‘I want to spend the rest of my life proving you there’s no reason to be jealous’.
She turned to you, eyes wide. “Is this- Are you…”
“I know is sudden, and way too soon, but I love you, Kate, and I want to spend the rest of my life making you happy, showing you that there’s no other woman for me.”
There were tears in her eyes as she jumped on your arms screaming “Yes, yes, yes!”
Yes, she was first and foremost your best friend, and yes, you were hers, but she was also your sun, she was your light, your heart. And together you were happy, and you intended to make her happier for the rest of your lives.
#kate bishop imagine#kate bishop x reader#kate bishop#hawkeye series#hawkeye#hawkeye x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#wanda maximoff imagine#wanda maximoff x you#wanda maximoff x yn#kate bishop x you#kate bishop x female reader#scarlet witch x reader#wanda maximoff
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i’ve recently become addicted to the bogan homebrewing subreddit (r/prisonhooch) and here’s a small list of my favorite thing people have fermented into alcohol
soy milk
ham glaze
mountain dew (aged ~2.5 years)
turkey stuffing
blue gatorade (was apparently delicious)
cap’n crunch blue maple syrup
a can of beans (they called it ‘beano grigio’)
FAYGO
cotton candy
swedish fish
chick-fil-a sauce packets
monster
non-alcoholic beer
this
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hi your art is amazing and it tastes like cotton candy /pos
i was wondering if i could request a doodle or drawing or whatever of K_K giving either Sweet or Cap’n a piggy back ride? it’s fine if not!!
HOW 'BOUT ALL THREE? CRASH! BOOM! BANG! ask and you shall receive (probably)!! :] also thank you so much!! thats one of the nicest things someone has said about my art aaghfdgjhk :,) <3
#deltarune#deltarune cakes#deltarune k_k#deltarune sweet#deltarune cap'n#sweet cap'n cakes#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 2#taco art#digital#request#ask#THIS WAS RLLY FUN THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST!! <3 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AAA-#lmfao poor sweet
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Deltarune Masterlist
* fanfics [drabbles, oneshots, requests, etc.]
* headcanons
* playlists
Notice
* Music
SCC Playlists! (Spotify)
Oceanrune | The Cove (Spotify)
Musical Nerds (Spotify)
Solo Beat | Broken Record | Cotton Candy (MN!Parents) (Spotify)
Mallet Mania!Sweet (Spotify)
* Headcanons
SCC Headcanons/SCC
Romantic Headcanons/Poly!SCC
Comfort Headcanons/SCC
Sweet and Cap’n meet first?/SCC
K_K Headcanons/SCC
One-Sided Pining/SweetCap
How They Met!/SCC
Made in Japan/SCC
Bedridden/SCC
What makes them feel safe?/SCC
ND Love Languages/Poly!SCC
Past Times/SCC
SillyHC/SCC
Domestic/Poly!SCC
Ages/SCC
Mannerisms/SCC
* WRITING
* Drabbles/Ficlet Requests
Requests Masterlist | Request Rules
Read on AO3 Here!
* Oneshots (Not In Order)
Freight Night Lights/Poly!SCC
Angel/Sunburn(Musical Nerds)
A [[Moment Of Your Time]]/SCCn't
Swapped Nerds AU/SCCn’t
Waking/Poly!SCC
Featherfunk/CapCakes
Workplace Safety/Poly!SCC
Noise and Touch/Poly!SCC
Sweet Cap'n (Short)Cakes/Platonic!SCC
Lovebug/QPR/Poly!SCC
Jolted/SweetCakes
Make You Swoon/Poly!SCC
Somebody to Us/Poly!SCC
Three's a Crowd/Poly!SCC
* Shorts
* Firewall AU
Read on AO3
* Herd Mentality | Hejkal/Forest Gods AU
Read on AO3
*Longfics
* The Cove / (Poly)
Chapter List + Chronological Order
Oceanrune Shorts
* Musical Nerds / (Poly)
Musical Nerds Masterlist
* My AUs
Firewall AU/QPR!SCC
High School AU/Poly!SCC
Mallet Mania AU/Ambiguous!SCC
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hello bestie i am requesting some fluffy platonic headcanons for what the Sweet Cap'n Cakes gang gets up to in their spare time pls !<3333 if that doesnt work out thats fine!!! 💖💖💖
Oh bestie you have no idea man my friends and I have an entire SERVER dedicated to our sonas as the SCC and everything about them you have asked the right gal
Fluffy Platonic SCC hcs here we come:
Based on an earlier Tumblr post I saw they love to do raves, K_K will work super hard to give them all really cool glow in the dark makeup and bake some glow in the dark cakes and cookies (there's edible glow in the dark food colouring and stuff I looked it up)
Yeah along that line K_K bakes like a frick ton, gets really good at decorating cookies, makes cookies of the SCC members like all the time
Sweet falls asleep like anywhere and anytime, they just like doze off randomly. K_K and Cap'n make sure that Sweet stays on the turntables as much as possible when they're out bc then they'll faceplant into the turntables instead of the ground (which still isn't great but it's preferable)
Sweet also really loves rhythm games like DDR and stuff like that.
Sweet and Cap'n have a playful rivalry (usually more like banter between friends than any true rivalry)
Sweet does patrols around Cyber World, they like to have a bird's eye view of things, it makes them breathe a bit easier, plus they can watch Cap'n and K_K to make sure they're safe.
Sweet loves taking Cap'n and K_K for joyrides on the turntables, especially to go to carnivals and watch fireworks and (since Cap'n and K_K have an insatiable sweet (heh sweet) tooth, they get cotton candy and watch the fireworks all together).
They're all pretty serious about the rebellion, but Sweet has a bit of a mischievous side about it.
Cap'n kind of blurts things out at random times without thinking sometimes, sometimes it has good results, sometimes maybe not but they're all meant with good intentions. (Usually~)
Gonna quote my beloved Saph here bc she worded it much better than I can lol: "The nickname Cap’n is totally an inside joke. They don��t consider themself the actual “leader,” but they joke about it a lot. Sweets and K_K probably (playfully) agree that it’s because they’re bossy, not because they’re leader material. All in good fun ofc."
Cap'n is absolutely hopeless in being flirted with. Flirting with someone else? Got it no problem. BEING flirted with????? Ahaaaaaaa flustered Cap'n~
Again gonna quote Saph bc man I cannot rephrase this lol it is perfect: "Probably considers himself a bit of a business tycoon. No-one can resist the extra seedy CD bagels, so why not sell em $400 a pop? It’s genius! Shame K_K misunderstood them xDDD"
Aaaaaand one more time lol: "Probably just likes vibing and seeing his friends happy tbh. He strikes me as the type to go above and beyond to see them happy"
So K_K gives piggyback rides to Sweet and Cap'n all the time (when Sweet falls asleep K_K puts them in a baby carrier bought specifically for this purpose)
And final one!!! K_K would do anything to see Sweet and Cap'n happy, even if it means being a little goofier than normal or working a bit harder to really perfect their likenesses on those cookies.
Thank you so much for requesting hon!!!!
With that I'm about to go to bed btw so I won't be very fast at responding to requests if y'all still want them, but feel free to keep sending them in, or just send an ask to say hi!
ALSO omg how did I almost forget for the Sweet hcs I wanna thank Lemon my beloved (she doesn't have a tumblr but her art insta is @lemon_lucid if you would like to go follow!) And for the Cap'n hcs I wanna thank @saphirathedragon my beloved wifeyyyyyy srsly I love both of their hcs for the SCC and imma end it there cuz man I'm tired XDDDD
#request#hyper beloved#SCC beloved#SCC#Sweet Cap'n Cakes#Deltarune#deltarune chapter 2#writing#headcanons#fluff#platonic#do not tag as ship
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Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch Cake
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i hope cap’n crunch cotton candy crunch becomes a permanent flavor 1) bc it’s super good and 2) bc it’s REALLY FUCKIN GOOD OKAY
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Ahh, my true passion. Glad there’s this survey around.
Food
I crossed out what I’ve never tried before <- Might as well do this. Thanks for the idea, @justsurveys! :D Will probs bold and italicize the food I love, bold the ones I’ve simply tried at least once and liked, italicize the ones I’ve tried at least once but don’t like all that much, and strikethrough the food I’ve downright never tried before. Lotsa rules, but food surveys don’t come around often and I’m excited for this one lmao. Let’s go.
Food: Your protein
pork
steak
lamb chops
hamburgers
vegan burgers
chicken nuggets
chicken fingers
tuna
shrimp
salmon
oyster
crab
lasagna
ravioli
chicken soup
beef jerky
slim jims
bacon
spam
buffalo wings
sausage
ham
turkey
meat balls
Foods: Your dairy
milk
soy milk
skim milk
raw egg
boiled egg
sunny-side eggs
scrambled eggs
cottage cheese
cheddar cheese
mozzarella cheese
swiss cheese
bleu cheese
cream cheese
plain yogurt
Foods: Your vegetables and fruits
mushrooms
tomatoes
pickles
olives
carrots
raw onion
broccoli
cauliflower
green beans
string beans
peas
black beans
celery
leek
artichoke
lima beans
bell pepper
asparagus
spinach
seaweed
avocado
eggplant
zucchini
corn
cucumber
squash/pumpkin/yam
garlic
ginger
peanuts
almonds
sunflower seeds
raisins
bananas
apples
pears
grapes
oranges
tangerines
peach
blueberries
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
lemons (Only as a chaser haha. Tastes great when paired with tequila)
pineapples
coconuts (I only like it as coconut oil for curry)
apricot
cherries
plums
cranberry
kiwi
watermelon
melon
pomegranate
grapefruit
lime
guava
mango
papaya
Foods: Your starch
French fries
baked potato
scalop potato
mashed potato
fried rice
white rice
bagel
white bread
whole grain bread
French bread
corn bread
sourdough
pancakes
spaghetti
macaroni & cheese
oatmeal
Foods: Condiments
wasabi
soy sauce
cranberry sauce
marmalade
grape jam
strawberry jam
ketchup
mustard
relish
mayonnaise
whipped cream
honey mustard sauce
Tabasco
salt
ranch
gravy
caramel
peanut butter
salsa
pepper
honey
maple syrup
hummus
butterscotch
marshmallows
icing
Foods: Junk food
Ugh, the most American list on this survey. Watch me strikethrough so many items, ha.
cheetos
sour cream and onion chips
barbeque chips
vinegar chips
wheat thins
graham crackers
saltine crackers
cheez-its
ritz
tortilla chips
Lunchables
Milano cookies
Twinkies
popcorn
fruit roll ups
donuts
ice cream sandwiches
Poptarts
pretzels
Girl Scout cookies
Oreos
Nutter Butter
Fig Newtons
Jell-O
rice crispy treats
Surprisingly not a lot of US stuff. Thanks for being inclusive somehow! Hahaha.
Foods: Cereals
Cocoa Puffs
Cocoa Pebbles
Fruit Loops
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Frosted Flakes
Raisin Bran
Apple Jacks
Corn Flakes
Cookie Crisp
Cap’n Crunch
Lucky Charms
Cheerios
Ok, I take back my praise. Tbf, most of the cereals I know are American brands + I don’t eat cereals all that much, so it’s not really this survey’s fault lmao.
Foods: Dessert
brownies
muffins
cinnamon rolls
cheesecake
donuts
chocolate fondue
pudding
apple pie
pumpkin bread
pumpkin pie
chocolate chip cookies
sugar cookies
gingerbread cookies
biscotti
fortune cookies
shortbread cookies
oatmeal cookies
Angel food cake
carrot cake
cupcakes
fruit cake
cream puffs
flan
custard
Meringue
sorbet
s’mores
Foods: Asian
ramen
cup noodle
sushi
miso soup
kimchi
teriyaki
eggrolls
orange chicken
...Seriously? 8 items?
Foods: Fast food and restaurants
McDonald’s
Carl’s Jr
Taco Bell
Panda Express
Jack-in-the-box
In-n-out
Chick-Fil-A
La Salsa
Dairy Queen
Baskin Robbin’s
Pizza Hut
Papa John’s
Roundtable
Domino’s
Johnny Rocket’s
Cho-cho San’s
Hot Dog On A Stick
Coldstone
California Pizza Kitchen
Red Robin
Ruby Tuesdays
Chili’s
Wendy’s
Burger King
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Subway
Tommy’s
The Cheesecake Factory
Arby’s
Quiznos
El Pollo Loco
TGIF
Applebee’s
Wienerschnitzel
IHOP
Islands
White Castle
Togo’s
Sonic
Popeyes
Orange Julius
Jamba Juice
Coffee Bean
Starbucks
Del Taco
Chuck E. Cheese
Baja Fresh
Macaroni Grill
Foods: Candy
Red Vines
M&M’s
Snickers
Hershey’s kisses
Kissables
Kit-Kat
Nerds
Junior Mints
Twizzlers
Tootsie Rolls
Jelly beans
Swedish Fish
Skittles
Starburst
100 grand
3 Musketeers
Airheads
Almond Joy
Baby Bottle Pops
Baby Ruth
bottle caps
Butterfinger
Reese’s Cup
Fast Break
Twix
cotton candy
chocolate coins
Dots
Hot Tamales
jaw breakers
Jolly Ranchers
Laffy Taffy
Lemonheads
lifesavers
Mike & Ike
Milkduds
Milky way
Mr. Goodbar
Nestle’s crunch
Payday
pixie sticks
pop rocks
Push Up pops
Runts
Smarties
Snow Caps
Sugardaddy
Sweet Tarts
Tic-Tacs
York Peppermint Patties
Warheads
Drinks: Non-alcoholic
Rootbeer
Lemonade
Orange juice
Grape juice
Capri Sun
Coke
Diet Coke
Diet Pepsi
Pepsi
7up
Sprite
Mountain Dew
Hawaiian Punch
Dr. Pepper
Apple juice
hot cocoa
Kool-Aid
cappuccinos
frappuccinos
lattes
espresso
energy drinks
Vanilla Coke
Cherry Coke
Fanta
Arizona Green Tea
Squirt
Gatorade
Iced tea
Green tea
Chamomile tea
White tea
Oolong tea
Jasmine tea
Chai tea
Snapple
apple cider
Drinks: Alcoholic
Wine
Sake
Shochu
Vodka
Bourbon whisky
Irish whisky
Canadian whisky
Bloody Mary
Rum
Absolut
Brandy
Scotch
Cognac
Tequila
Gin
Wine cooler
Smirnoff
Marc
Sidecar
Tonic
Pina Colada
Martini
Alabama Slammer
Daiquiri
Margarita
Cape Cod
Flying Horse
Kamikaze
Screwdriver
Rusty Nail
Cajun Strawberry Soda
Mimosa
Champagne
Cascade
Fosters
Sam Adams
Budweiser
Coors
Harpoon
Milwaukee’s Bes
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I discovered two new cereals this week that are the best I have ever had.
First is Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes. Which as you can guess, is frosted flakes with the lucky charms marshmallows.
And Cotton Candy Crunch, which is cotton candy flavored Cap’n Crunch. And it really does taste like cotton candy.
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Cap’n Crunch’s Cotton Candy Crunch Cereal! Found at: Target Our rating: 🤮/5 The smell when you open the box is perfectly cotton candy, but there is something really off about both the taste and texture when eaten 😭 TheJunkFoodAisle.com #thejunkfoodaisle #cottoncandy #cereal #breakfast #capncrunch #cottoncandycrunch #captaincrunch https://www.instagram.com/p/ByDW621pRpO/?igshid=yh6qh78zccg3
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720.
Bold Survey about Food.
Your protein:
pork
steak
lamb chops
hamburgers
vegan burgers
chicken nuggets
chicken fingers
tuna
shrimp
salmon
oyster
crab
lasagna
ravioli
chicken soup
beef jerky
slim jims
bacon
spam
buffalo wings
sausage
ham
turkey
meat balls
Your dairy:
milk
soy milk
skim milk
raw egg
boiled egg
sunny-side eggs
scrambled eggs
cottage cheese
cheddar cheese
mozzarella cheese
swiss cheese
blue cheese
cream cheese
plain yogurt
Your vegetables and fruits:
mushrooms
tomatoes
pickles
olives
carrots
raw onion
broccoli
cauliflower
green beans
string beans
peas
black beans
celery
leek
artichoke
lima beans
bell pepper
asparagus
spinach
seaweed
avocado
eggplant
zucchini
corn
cucumber
squash/pumpkin/yam
garlic
ginger
peanuts
almonds
sunflower seeds
raisins
bananas
apples
pears
grapes
oranges
tangerines
peach
blueberries
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
lemons
pineapples
coconuts
apricot
cherries
plums
cranberry
kiwi
watermelon
melon
pomegranate
grapefruit
lime
guava
mango
papaya
Your starch:
French fries
baked potato
scalop potato
mashed potato
fried rice
white rice
bagel
white bread
whole grain bread
French bread
corn bread
sourdough
pancakes
spaghetti
macaroni & cheese
oatmeal
Condiments:
wasabi
soy sauce
cranberry sauce
marmalade
grape jam
strawberry jam
ketchup
mustard
relish
mayonnaise
whipped cream
honey mustard sauce
Tabasco
salt
ranch
gravy
caramel
peanut butter
salsa
pepper
honey
maple syrup
hummus
butterscotch
marshmallows
icing
Junk food:
cheetos
sour cream and onion chips
barbeque chips
vinegar chips
wheat thins
graham crackers
saltine crackers
cheez-its
ritz
tortilla chips
Lunchables
Milano cookies
Twinkies
popcorn
fruit roll ups
donuts
ice cream sandwiches
Poptarts
pretzels
Girl Scout cookies
Oreos
Nutter Butter
Fig Newtons
Jell-O
rice crispy treats
Cereals:
Cocoa Puffs
Cocoa Pebbles
Fruit Loops
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Frosted Flakes
Raisin Bran
Apple Jacks
Corn Flakes
Cookie Crisp
Cap’n Crunch
Lucky Charms
Cheerios
Dessert:
brownies
muffins
cinnamon rolls
cheesecake
donuts
chocolate fondue
pudding
apple pie
pumpkin bread
pumpkin pie
chocolate chip cookies
sugar cookies
gingerbread cookies
biscotti
fortune cookies
shortbread cookies
oatmeal cookies
Angel food cake
carrot cake
cupcakes
fruit cake
cream puffs
flan
custard
Meringue
sorbet
s’mores
Asian:
ramen
cup noodle
sushi
miso soup
kimchi
teriyaki
eggrolls
orange chicken
Fast food and restaurants:
McDonald’s
Carl’s Jr
Taco Bell
Panda Express
Jack-in-the-box
In-n-out
Chick-Fil-A
La Salsa
Dairy Queen
Baskin Robbin’s
Pizza Hut
Papa John’s
Roundtable
Domino’s
Johnny Rocket’s
Cho-cho San’s
Hot Dog On A Stick
Coldstone
California Pizza Kitchen
Red Robin
Ruby Tuesdays
Chili’s
Wendy’s
Burger King
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Subway
Tommy’s
The Cheesecake Factory
Arby’s
Quiznos
El Pollo Loco
TGIF
Applebee’s
Wienerschnitzel
IHOP
Islands
White Castle
Togo’s
Sonic
Popeyes
Orange Julius
Jamba Juice
Coffee Bean
Starbucks
Del Taco
Chuck E. Cheese
Baja Fresh
Macaroni Grill
Candy:
Red Vines
M&M’s
Snickers
Hershey’s kisses
Kissables
Kit-Kat
Nerds
Junior Mints
Twizzlers
Tootsie Rolls
Jelly beans
Swedish Fish
Skittles
Starburst
100 grand
3 Musketeers
Airheads
Almond Joy
Baby Bottle Pops
Baby Ruth
bottle caps
Butterfinger
Reese’s Cup
Fast Break
Twix
cotton candy
chocolate coins
Dots
Hot Tamales
jaw breakers
Jolly Ranchers
Laffy Taffy
Lemonheads
lifesavers
Mike & Ike
Milkduds
Milky way
Mr. Goodbar
Nestle’s crunch
Payday
pixie sticks
pop rocks
Push Up pops
Runts
Smarties
Snow Caps
Sugardaddy
Sweet Tarts
Tic-Tacs
York Peppermint Patties
Warheads
Non-alcoholic drinks:
Rootbeer
Lemonade
Orange juice
Grape juice
Capri Sun
Coke
Diet Coke
Diet Pepsi
Pepsi
7up
Sprite
Mountain Dew
Hawaiian Punch
Dr. Pepper
Apple juice
hot cocoa
Kool-Aid
cappuccinos
frappuccinos
lattes
espresso
energy drinks
Vanilla Coke
Cherry Coke
Fanta
Arizona Green Tea
Squirt
Gatorade
Iced tea
Green tea
Chamomile tea
White tea
Oolong tea
Jasmine tea
Chai tea
Snapple
apple cider
Alcoholic drinks:
Wine
Sake
Shochu
Vodka
Bourbon whisky
Irish whisky
Canadian whisky
Bloody Mary
Rum
Absolut
Brandy
Scotch
Cognac
Tequila
Gin
Wine cooler
Smirnoff
Marc
Sidecar
Tonic
Pina Colada
Martini
Alabama Slammer
Daiquiri
Margarita
Cape Cod
Flying Horse
Kamikaze
Screwdriver
Rusty Nail
Cajun Strawberry Soda
Mimosa
Champagne
Cascade
Fosters
Sam Adams
Budweiser
Coors
Harpoon
Milwaukee’s Bes
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