I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't
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Hi there!
I've browsed through the pictures on here and on your site, but there's so many I may have missed quite a few. Do you have any pictures of a person sitting like a goblin (no idea how else to describe it) either on a chair or on the ground? Or any surface really?
Thanks for all you do for the art community :)
Ah the thing you probably want is my Chair Pack which some people call "the bisexual sitting pack" though is paid - you can access it both through Patreon at the $2.50 level and Ko-fi for $5.
You are of course welcome to use the preview images for free and also maybe some of these crouching poses on DA might help?
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Chronicles of watching Hazbin Hotel with my chaotic bisexual bestie
Ep. 1
When alastor first came on screen, she said "[other best friend who's been simping over Alastor] was right, he is fine!"
"YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS THE PORN STAR?!"
"Wait. Are Vaggie and Charlie...you know...roomates???"
"Why is Doctor Faciller a cat"
"Why is the cat an alcoholic"
"Why is the cat kinda fine"
Ep. 2
"VOX IS HOT"
"OH VOX IS GAY"
"Why is purple guy bald. Vox can do better."
"VELVETTE IS SO FINE"
'NOOOOOO ANGEL BABY YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH"
Ep. 3
"EGGGGGGGSSSS"
*singing along to respectless*
"Velvette's right tho, why does gun mommy not want to fight if she sells guns?"
"Damnnnnnn, gun mommy can sing!"
"Wait, are Zestiel and Carmella married?"
"Is Vaggie Carmella's daughter? It would explain why they're both SO hot."
"SIR PENTIOUS MY LOVE!
Ep. 4
"Why is Angel tied up"
"Damnnnn"
"DAMNNNNN"
"No Charlie don't make it worse"
*started crying so hard during Poison that she needed a hug*
*through tears* "[Angel dust] is trying so hard, he just needs to be loved"
"YES HUSK GET YO MAN"
"THOSE FUCKERS BETTER NOT DRUG OUR ANGEL"
"GO HUSK"
"No baby don't ruin yourself!"
*got teary during Loser Baby*
"Husk is so sweet, he really does love Angel"
"GOD THEY TOTALLY WOULD HAVE KISSED IF THE SHARKS HADN"T INTERUPTED THEM"
Ep. 5
"Fire duck! Fire duck! Fire duck! Fire duck!
"MY GOLDEN BOY HAS DEPRESSION NO"
"OMG VAGGIE AND CHARLIE ARE CANNON??"
"Y'all can't like Lucifer. Lucifer is for the short people. Only I (she's 5"2) and [friend who's 5"3] can like him. You (I'm 5"6), [other best friend who's 5"9], and [friend who's 5"7] can have the tall people, I get Lucifer and Husk."
"HELP HOW DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN ALASTOR AND LUCIFER"
*started sobbing during More Than Anything*
*again through tears* "He loves his daughter so much they are so healthy"
Ep. 6
"Why did they make that Angel a twink"
"CHERRI BOMBBBB"
"IS THAT ANGEL DUST'S SISTER"
"Oh fuck Adam."
"VAGGIE'S AN ANGEL?!?"
"Oml I ship Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious so much"
"Why is Sera kinda fine tho"
"WAIT. HEAVEN DOESN'T KNOW?
"Huskerdust forever omllll"
"FUCK VALENTINO"
"The animation in You Didn't Know is PEAK"
'NO CHARLIE VAGGIE LOVES YOU"
Ep. 7
"CHARLIE AND VAGGIE BETTER BE ENDGAME"
"Alastor is a girl's girl we love him"
"I'm so dissapointed in Alastor."
"CANNIBALS?"
"Why is Rosie such a slay????"
"ACE IN THE HOLE OMG"
"They (Rosie and Alastor) are married for tax benefits"
"GUN MOMMY?"
"GUN MOMMY WITH HER HAIR DOWN?"
"THE SONNNNNGGGG"
"Omg SUSAN?"
"THANK GOD VAGGIE AND CHARLIE ARE STILL IN LOVE"
Ep. 8
"IF ANY OF THEM DIE I AM MURDERING BOTH YOU AND [BEST FRIEND TWO]"
"Huskerdust is love huskerdust is life"
"YES ALASTOR"
"NO ALASTOR"
"GET IT SIR PENTIOUS!
"OH FUCK NOOOOOOO"
"YES LUCIFER!"
"YES VAGGIE!"
"Shit why is Adam kinda fine"
"NIFTYYYYYYYY"
"ANGEL PENTIOUS"
"MOMMY LILLITH"
I'm showing her good omens soon, I'm scared
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