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Rossi: Call the kids, they're not listening to me.
Hotch: I'm not their dad.
Rossi: Just do it.
Hotch to the kids, Spencer, Derek, Emily, JJ and Penelope: Okey everyone ! Line up, the car leave in 5 minutes !
The kids: *Immediately line up and follow Hotch like ducklings*
Rossi:
Hotch:
Hotch: No listen, LISTEN I'm not their-
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The Team hiding in a dark laundry room
Derek: Who else is hiding in here trying to listen to Mom and Dad’s convo?
Penelope: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
JJ: I'm in the washing machine.
Reid: I’m in the dryer.
Emily: I'm in the closet.
Penelope: We accept you Emily. <3
Emily: No I'm literally in the closet.
Penelope: Love is love. <3
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Reid: Hey Emily, may i ask you whats your pronouns?
Emily: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are Try/Me.
Hotch:.....
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Hotch: "yk.. some of the things you do and say aren't exactly normal.."
Reid: "the concept of normal is jus what old middle aged men made up because they couldn't stand the difference of human kind."
Hotch: "... Okay-.."
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jennifer jareau.
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Emily: ARE YOU-
Derek: Fucking.
Emily: KIDDING ME ?! YOU-
Derek: Fucking.
Emily: IDIOT !
JJ:... What was that ?
Derek: Hotch banned Emily from swearing so I'm helping her out.
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Emily: We need to open this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.
Rossi: *handing it over* Here.
Emily: *pockets it* Thanks. Derek, break down the door.
Rossi: Wha-
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Hotch: I think we should adopt another kid.
Haley: No.
Hotch: Why ?
Haley: Because by "kid" you mean "adult from your team" and we already have four of those.
Hotch, holding up Spencer: Five.
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JJ: How do you want your coffee?
Emily: Black, like my soul.
JJ:
JJ: Emily, honey, your soul is a latte.
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Hotch: Emily, why are you lying on the floor ?
Emily: I have depression
Hotch: Ah.
Emily: And I also have been stabbed three times.
Hotch: What-
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Derek: what’s worse than a heartbreak?
JJ: living with parents who are homophobic
Emily: living with your parents
Reid: living
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Reid: I'm making a documentary about my life. Hotch, I think you should play the role of my father.
Hotch: I don't want to be your father.
Reid: Perfect, you already know your lines !
Garcia:... That was incredibly sad.
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Derek: Hey, do you think you've ever fallen in love ?
Spencer: Fallen in love ? I can barely even fall asleep. Step by step Morgan.
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Emily: There's no food at home.
Derek: Not even bread.
Spencer: Even in prison there's bread.
Hotch: Why the fuck are you three in my home ?!
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Emily: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Emily, points at Reid: Non existent love life.
Emily, points at Derek: Bitchless.
Emily, points at Hotch: Divorced once.
Emily, points at Rossi: Divorced three times.
Emily, points at JJ: Married a lesbian.
JJ: To be fair, I married you
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Reid: Sorry guys I can't go on this case, stress is bad for the baby.
Hotch:
Rossi:
Emily:
Derek:
JJ:
Garcia: W-What baby ?!
Reid, obviously: Me.
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