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jpxfordsstuff · 4 months

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He's not that perfect

Literally him:

#choso #choso kamo #im a simp #edit #jjk #choso jjk #jjk choso #jjk smut #jjk spoilers #jjk edit #choso my beloved #choso x me #choso x you #choso x reader #i love him #i love him more than life itself #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen choso

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screechingbirdangel · 2 months

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What package are you ordering ?

#pathetic loser #bd/sm slave #beta sissy #beta slave #humiliated sissy #humiliation sissy #sissi slave #keyholder #chastikey #humiliation kink #submisive sissy #chastized #loser package #virgin loser #loser humiliation #sissy loser #small dick loser #loser slave #im a simp

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mariiio · 1 month

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This is the envy y'all know...

But this is the envy I know...

Deep sea creature indeed...😏 *Wink wink*

#obey me fandom #obey me leviathan #obey me shall we date #my post #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me #obey me nightbringer #im a simp #om! shall we date #om! leviathan #omswd #leviathan obey me #obey me levi #obm leviathan #obey me crack

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itsmaferart · 2 years

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If noticing those incredible and abnormal details is not love. Then I don't know what it is.

Yor: Loid takes even the most insignificant things seriously. It's so cute!

Twilight: Yor is able to kick a guy and get him through a concrete slab, while protecting Anya. Wow!

#yor forger #spy x family #twiyor #twiyorforever #im a simp #twilight #sxf #spyxfamily twilight #loid x yor #anya forger #yor briar #loid forger #sxf yor

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yabishrihere · 3 months

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Standards since playing Baldur’s Gate 3:

Lust after me so hard you turn into a literal animal

Whittle ducks

Be a 350 year old Wood Elf Druid

Love honey

#bg3 halsin #halsin #badur's gate 3 #bg3 #oak daddy #bg3 spoilers #im a simp #oak father preserve me #oakdaddy #daddy halsin #brb lusting so hard I gotta turn into a bear #oakfather forgive me #the things I would do for this pixel Druid

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rinthecap · 6 months

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Maehdros again, but with ponytail 😛

#the silmarillion #jrr tolkien #tolkien #maitimo #maedhros #lotr #tolkien legendarium #feanorians #fan art #im a simp

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shimiyass · 4 months

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Man, I uh.. I think they’re cute and.. and Happy New Year

*run*

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ghostybat00 · 5 months

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"Krueger is ugly" SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS,

I GENUINELY THINK HE IS MORE HANDSOME THAN KONIG, HE IS SO CUTE I CAN'T 😭

AND NIKTO BRO, IM SO HUNGRY I WANNA BE SQUEZZED BETWEN THEM 😭❤️

#cod mw2 #cod fandom #nikto cod #i love nikto #sebastian krueger #cod krueger #fandom #pictures #hot as fuck #cute #im a simp #fanart #cod men

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nyxiswrites1200 · 5 months

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𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝑳𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅𝒚

GN!Reader x Leon Kennedy

Warnings: NSFT, Minors DNI, Age Gap, Older man, Younger reader, praise kink, fluff and smut, slow burn, oral, penetration, committed relationship

Please be safe irl- this is delulu, older men can be mad creeps, but it's Leon, also this is kinda unedited

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You had tried over and over to find a good partner, a decent lover, and yet you came up disappointed many times. A cheater, a liar, rude, poor hygiene, nothing in common, and so much more. There was always something wrong.

Nowadays, you don't even bother. Just going about life and working hard at your job. You’d recently been joking about dating an older man. However, they were all just creeps…right?

Then you met Leon Kennedy.

Older!Leon comes into the same coffee shop everyday just to order a hot chocolate or a black coffee. Not to mention the $20 tip he gives every time he sees you.

Older!Leon is always kind to you. He gives you a warm smile and asks how your day is going. His intentions are as pure as his pretty blue eyes.

Older!Leon who grabbed your hand by accident when you handed him his drink. He quickly apologized but you found yourself wishing he wouldn't have pulled away so fast.

Older!Leon who brought you flowers on Valentine's day simply because you mentioned not having anyone to give you anything for today. You insisted he didn't have to do that, but he only smiled and insisted that he wanted to.

Older!Leon who didn't know what to say when you offered to have lunch together. He smiled and accepted because he noticed how embarrassed you were from the way you looked at the floor. You were glad because your face was burning up with embarrassment.

The poor man didn't know what to say when you both stopped outside your door. Your face feeling warm, knowing this was the after effect of multiple unknowing dates.

Older!Leon who titled your head to meet his gaze and kissed you softly. “That what you want, baby?” He teased, now you didn't know what to say.

Older!Leon was the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Always thinking of you and bringing you things.

Older!Leon wants nothing more than to come home from a stressful day and see his pretty baby. The only innocent thing in this fucked up world, at least in his eyes.

Older!Leon who spoils the absolute shit out of you. In more ways than one…

Older!Leon who likes to give you kisses and holds your waist tight. Protecting his pretty thing from all the shitty aspects of the world, only wanting you to have the best.

Older!Leon who likes to hear you get all whiny while you grind on his thigh. He loves finally giving you what you want after teasing you. His age does, in fact, come with experience. You’ve never had such good sex before him. The way he gives oral is nothing like you've ever seen. His tongue works on you until you're gripping his hair tight between your fingers. Moaning for him as you cum into his mouth or onto his face.

Older!Leon who fucks that spot inside of you just right. Making you squirm and writhe beneath him as you cum on his cock. His praise only adds to the way you tighten around him.

“Such a pretty thing…Fuck, I can feel you tighten around my cock, darling. Good, doing such a good job f’me baby…”

Older!Leon who never forgets aftercare. Always taking care of his baby and making sure they're comfortable and cared for.

Maybe all older men aren't as creepy as you thought…

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fengstxr · 1 year

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As a man why are your tiddies massive!!????

#lurking for love #jacob alden #murder oc #tumblr sexy man #meowmeow #im a simp #fanart #big tiddy gf

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lilshroomboi · 2 months

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Huskerdust go on a first date

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #angelhusk #angel x husk #my art #angel dust #husk #lgbtqia #im a simp #husk is a simp #hazbin fanart #angel is any pansexuals biggest weakness

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jpxfordsstuff · 4 months

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If gege ever tries and kill off this majestically, beautifully, most handsome person in jujutsu kaisen and not that Mei Mei character I will be eating my organs then kms cuz he one handsome boy idc what his shoes look like it's the looks and the personality that matters.

#im a simp #choso #choso kamo #choso jjk #jjk #jjk choso #jujutsu kaisen choso #gege when i catch you gege #gege why #choso my beloved

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seredelgi · 3 days

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