Shhh...

Just a low effort render, nothing to see here.

Bitties are easier to deal with since you can just grab them but actual sizes would just be hassle, even if they are shorter than you

I know it was pretty obvious, what with Crowley's whole plant deal, but I love how season 2 has given us canon!good artist Aziraphale for the florist shop/tattoo artist aus out there, in this essay I will

Hallo tunglr take this Aubrey fanart I made while in class earlier lmao

assignments be damned

fun will now commence

*opens photoshop*

ok. hear   me   out.   i   was   listening   to   this   song   and   i   said   .....   i   need   a   plot   based   on   this.

muse   a   was   born   in   a   golden   cradle,   surrounded   by   luxuries,   they   had   everything   they   ever   wanted.   muse   b   instead,   grew   up   in   a   poor   neighborhood,   where   they    barely   had   enough   money   for   food.

muse   a's   life   was   never   very   interesting,   everything   was   always   controlled   by   protocol,    and   they   longed   for   a   little   euphoria   and   fervor   in   their   life.   they    escape   from   their   house   for   one   night   and   stops   at   a   gas   station,   and   it‘s   right   there   that   they   meet   muse   b,   whose   life   was   always   in   danger   as   a   drug   dealer   who   didn’t   earn   enough.   they   got   in   muse   a’s   car    and   told   them   to   drive   away   from   there   as   fast   as   they   could   after   stealing   the   money   from   the   cash   register.   that   was   the   first   time   muse   a   felt   what   adrenaline   was.   that   made   muse   a   want   more,   they   clicked   instantly   despite   being   so   different.   muse   b   began   to   make   them   live   more   experiences,   showing   them   their   lifestyle.   

they   eventually   fell   in   love,   but   everything   wasn’t   always   good.   muse   a  didn't   understand   why   muse   b   did   what   they   did,   but   muse   b   didn’t   do   it   for   fun,   they   did   it   out   of   necessity   because   unlike   them,   they   never   had   an   easy   life.   sometimes   everything   was   so   exciting   and   there   were   such   happy   moments,   but   it   was   also  v  v   v angsty   and   sad   af.

muse   a   began   to   spend   more   time   with   muse   b   accompanying   them   in   their   criminal   life   until   their    father   found   out   about   everything   and   obviously   didn’t   approve   and   started   to   investigate   about   muse   b.

everything   they   had   been   through   together   was   ruined   when   muse a's   father   set   up   an   ambush   against   muse b,   exposing   them   as   the   perpetrator   of   a   crime   they   never   committed,   and   forced   muse a   to   give   muse b   away   and   testify   against   them.   obviously   that   shit   destroyed   muse b   because   for   the   first   time   they   had   trusted   a   person   so   much, and   they   had   betrayed   them.

now,   there   are   two   ways   the   story   could   continue:

  muse   b   went   to   jail,  but   now   they’re   free,   muse   a   tries   to   make   up   for   all   the   damage,   trying   to   win   them   back   because   they   love   them,  but   muse   b   is   too   broken   to   make   a   clean   slate   that   easy.  ( i feel like this option fits more to the song and all that )

 muse   a   explains   to   muse   b   that   everything   was   planned   by   their   father,   forcing   them   to   do   everything   he   said   and   then   they   both   end   up   escaping   together,   the   police   behind   them   while   they   try   to   clarify   everything,   looking   for   clues   to   show   everyone   that   muse   b   is   innocent.

Went to pick my girls up to find out that Josie (my oldest) shoved Amy (my youngest) off the slide... and wound up faceplanting on the fucking concrete. The side of Amy's head is scraped to shit, and both girls are in a fairly crabby mood... its barely 3 pm. Is it too early to start drinking yet?

"Unmasked"

I wanna add more but maybe next fan art 👍🏾

Forgot to plug my phone in last night and now I gotta bring my charger to school

before we get carried away with this new unironic love for tumblr maybe we should question why staff never seems to enforce their 'community guidelines' when it comes to terfs/transphobes

old men's little guys

jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

I think like right out of the gate like I’m super confident. But I’m also like an idiot. Which is just… I mean it’s a brutal combination.

This was the kiss he’d been waiting for. It was a gunshot. It was prairie fire. It was the spin of Makker’s Wheel. Jesper felt the pounding of his heart—or was it Wylan’s?—like a stampede in his chest, and the only thought in his head was a happy, startled, Oh.

Please do not use, edit, or repost my art without permission.

Will answering “part of me will always want to” when Jack asks him if he’ll slip away with Hannibal is actually an insane thing to say cause at any other point during the show before that episode Jack would not have wanted Will to get this close to Hannibal. But now he needs him to!!!!!!!!!!!!! So he is forced to accept the part of Will that is fascinated by the very reason Hannibal is supposed to go to prison, his cruelty & violence, and therefore also that part of Hannibal. Will might as well have said “I wanna eat people with this guy and that’s the very reason why you need me to help you”. And the next scene is him being petty and jealous towards Hannibal’s wife. How did Jack not quit after one single day of working this case

“I can feel you ya know.”

Your eyes meet his, cock in your mouth.

“You’re using my leg. I can- fuck- i can feel your hot pussy baby.”

You whimper around his dick, hips bucking lightly, as they have been for a few minutes now. You didn’t even realize you were doing it.

“It’s ok sweet girl, i like it. It’s hot. You love sucking my cock that much huh?”

You nod, letting your eyes shut again as you deep throat him once more.

“Shit baby- i fuckin love you.”