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Danny is summoned but tells each different summoner that he is a different being.
He just gets fed up with it and says:
“No, I'm actually the fairy godmother and you don’t qualify as cinderella, unless you’re a young girl who wants to go to the ball, are you?”
“Sorry, I’m a genie and I just lost my lamp, very sorry, didn’t rub the bottle, no wishes for you.”
“For the last time, I am not the ghost king, the lines on the summoning circle are all wrong, see, that right there means I am not of the ghostly category, I’m actually- yeah you got shit calligraphy Chad, will you let me finish I’ve been planning this one for a while--”
“So yeah I’m the easter bunny, what, you think the easter bunny has to be a bunny just because of the name? Not everyone gets an obvious name”
“I’m Batman”
This last one probably backfires one day when he gets summoned into a cultist’s basement in front of the tied up Literal Batman and he goes double dare on the death by embarrassment by saying that one is a fake and how dare they, for shame, this poor cosplayer--
Bonus:
He was summoned into the Watchtower by the JL. Danny is wearing a spacesuit costume and goes “Uh.. Houston, we have a problem.”
#dp#dp x dc#???#this probably has been done#i just wanted to write it down can't go looking for it in the tags#aaaa i got a sudden flash in my mind this is definitely out there i just need to find it#who is this random astronaut? someone asks#why did he get summoned?#and danny is like 'you think i look like a real astronaut? :D'
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Ranking my non-human darling's by how much they like to take baths and how willing they are to let their yan(s) bathe them:
Puppy Streamer/Mall Security Darling: 1000/10. Loves a hot bath after a day at the gym or at work. Washing all that fur themself is a bit of a pain so some assistance is much appreciated
Cat Streamer Darling: -10/10 As a grown ass person they can wash themselves just fine. Only takes a bath if they haven't showered in a couple days. Hates every second of it
Bunny Streamer Darling: 5/10. Also prefers to wash themselves, but so long as their yan has a gentle hand they'll eventually warm up to the idea
Alien Streamer Darling: 9/10. Confused by these human bonding rituals, but never doubts the words of their dear friends. Probably enjoys eating bath soap.
Incubus Darling: 10/10. Sees past their yan's little tricks, but would never say no to free pampering. Be sure to polish their horns well, love
Angel/Cupid Darling: 9/10. Not sure to a mortal form and loves some assistance. Lil hesitant about letting people touch their wings due to how sensitive they are, but warms up to it with a bit of love and patience
Werewolf Bodyguard Darlingx: 4/10. Only allows others to bathe them if their fur is covered in too much filth to get out on their own like mud/blood
Werewolf Sheriff Darling: 0/10. Just give them a bucket and fuck off.
Ghoul Darling: 3/10. Scary.... Their Yan has to be extremely cautious or risk scrubbing off bits of their flesh. Easy to persuade with treats for good behavior
Evan's Spouse Darling: 0/10 when they first met. 11/10 currently. Stinky fleshy eater was initially frightened by bathing because it got rid of their natural scent and Evan used nasty 5 in 1 body soap. Now that he switched over to soaps with a more fruity and they moved into a place with a tub they both could get in, they look forward to every bath.
Cult Monster Darling: 2/10 at first. 100/10. Monster Darling was cautious of humans and nearly ran away when they mentioned bathtime as to their previous cartakers it meant chaining them down and spraying them with a hose. The cultists nor darling's mate would ever subject them to such torture and bathe them with the utmost care which they grow to love.
Sea Creature Darling: -1000/10. Fuck you. They live in water- there's no need to give them a bath. Thinks their caretaker's just want any excuse to touch them. Nearly took someone's eye out just for having a sponge near them.
Clown Fish Darling: 1000/10. Fun! Sees bath time as play time which can be a hassle for their yan if they're washing them in doors. It's best if their yan bathes with them as this darling will mote often than not try to pull them in anyway
Thembo Shark Darling: 7/10. ??? - but, they're in water all the time.... it is nice to have some help picking fish bones out of their teeth and they'd hardly refuse anything if food is involved
Slime Darling: 0/10. Do not need to be bathed and runs risk of losing parts of themselves in the water/down the drain. Likes watching others bathe instead.
Nightlight Darling: 0/10 as an android they do not need baths, but as a caregiver they like to help give them. Acts like one of those floating bathtub lights and can dispense bubbles from their mouth.
Doll Darling: 9/10. Also also doesn't need baths, but it's fun to pretend and if it makes Yan happy they'll gladly do it
#yandere oc#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere headcanons#yandere imagines#yandere insert#yandere blurb#yandere scenarios#monster reader#tw yandere
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HORROR WRITERS BEWARE
i recently welcomed the cutest fluffiest baby bunny in the world to my home after intense research on the pros and cons of rabbit ownership and let me say
the con i could not anticipate was it sapping all the angst from my soul, leaving me unable to work on my dark lovecrafty horror projects
she pauses her zoomies to flop beside me for cuddles and ghghghhgh how can i write about sacrifice and deep-sea cultists and grotesque elder things *now* i ghhhh
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¡¡ almost all of my work is some variation of dark !!
¡ steve harrington !
steve + asking for gum
dark!steve + forced breeding
dark!steve + somnophilia
toxic!steve + hiding his plus size girlfriend
steve + red lipstick
sub!steve
trying to break up w dark!toxic!steve
best friend!steve + ordering for you at a restaurant
¡ eddie munson !
more to offer
dumb bunny, scary wolf
provoking
that’s why I do it
bully!eddie (hashtag)
perv!eddie (hashtag)
brothers best friend!eddie (hashtag)
stepbro!eddie (hashtag)
dark!eddie (general hashtag)
gross!eddie (hashtag)
stalker!eddie (hashtag)
eddie + male!reader (hashtag)
getting high with eddie
dark!eddie + forcing you to pay him
part two: dark!eddie + forcing you to pay him
sadist!eddie
aftercare w eddie
vampire!eddie
braces!reader giving eddie head
perv!eddie + ginger!reader + “does the carpet match the drapes?”
perv!eddie + innocent!ginger!reader
eddie + corruption kink
cultist!eddie + naïve!reader
mechanic!eddie fantasizing about fem!reader
eddie + putting his d&d dice in your pussy
eddie wants to cum in your mouth
best friends boyfriend!eddie
eddie + humping a pillow to get off
kissing eddie hcs
eddie trusting the pull out method
eddie + “this is where the magic happens”
dark!dealer!eddie drugging you
eddie crushing on teacher!reader
stepbro!eddie comforting you after a fight with your dad
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Oooo I have been looking everywhere for some daddy!eddie and you wrote him so good!!
If I may, how about little!reader coming with Eds to a hellfire meeting? 😊
dnd and colouring in
Content- hell fire club, very poorly written dnd, little!reader, dummy use, Dustin vibing with reader, soft toys, dnd scene from stranger things, canon swearing, mentions of bigspace.
Summary- Eddie has a hellfire meeting, you don't have a clue what's going on but you like watching how serious your daddy gets.
Authors note- this is such a lovely concept, I will be honest I don’t know anything about dnd so I just copied the scene in season 4 lmao, so sorry it took so long,it's not proofread, hope you enjoy♡
You didn’t know much about the game your daddy was playing but you enjoyed seeing him so passionate about something, besides you of course.
you were sitting a little bit away from the table with a colouring book in front of you and your black rabbit in your arms, Eddie was setting up with his 3 of his friends “Hey Y/N” said the one with the tartan red shirt on “hiii” you elongated the word colouring in your last bit on green.
about 30 minutes later two boys you knew as Dustin and Mike walked into the room with a shorter girl with an American flag draped over her like a cape. You liked Dustin, he would always have conversations with you regardless of weather you were big or little.
“Absolutely not” Eddie said sitting on his throne with his hands clasped together “you asked for a sub, we delivered” Dustin said pointing to the girl “this is Hell fire club, not babysitters club” that resulted in a grunt and a death stare from you “not you baby, not you” he whispered reassuringly as he walked towards the trio.
as you listened to the back and forth between the two of them your little side was a bit intimidated by the 11 year old but at the back of your mind your big side grew a liking towards her.
eventually Eddie backed down and they were all sat down at the table beginning the final part of the campaign.
Eddie described the monster to the club with very distinct detail, now normally it would scare you however he had already told you what it looked like so hearing it for the second time it didn’t really bother you. “do you flee Vecna and his cultists, or do stand your ground and fight?” Eddie questions the members around the table. “I say we fight, to the death” Dustin replied “to the death” “to the death” “to da death” you mumbled under your breath making Eddie chuckle.
at this point your colouring in was discarded and you started to feel the suspense of the campaign, watching carefully as everyone rolled the dice and had very intense reactions you started to really enjoy yourself. the best part was when your daddy started doing weird movements and jumped up onto his throne causing you to cackle.
the club huddled together after a while and your daddy quickly came to check on you, “hey princess, you ok?” he asked giving the top of your head a kiss “yeah daddy I'm ok, this is fun” you giggled into the fur of your bunny “yeah, you enjoying it” he smirked at you “yep.”
after he walked back he got their attention “Hey!, if I may interject gentlemen, lady applejack, whilst I respect the passion you’d be wise to take Gareth the Greats concern to heart. there is no shame in running. Don’t try to be hero’s, not today kay?” he said spreading his arms out “ one sec.”
“Screw it, lets kill the son of a bitch.” “the chances of success are 20 - 1″ “never give me the odds” Dustin said in a sassy way making you giggle. “Give me the D20″ he said Eddie throwing the dice at him. Dustin missed, you made a mental note to remember that for when you were big again. watching as Erica took the last roll you held on tightly to the cuddly rabbit in your arms.
20
Erica had rolled a twenty.
it took you a few minute to realise that it was over and they had won and when you did you shot up and made you way over to them. everyone was screaming including you, giving Dustin a hug you both jumped up and down together him shouting and you squealing. looking at Erica you gave her a small smile gave her a quick side hug “well done” “thanks Y/N” she said with a smile, she obviously knew Dustin would have told her, add that to the list of things to berate him about when your big.
Running over to Eddie you jumped into his arms, he spinning you around making you giggle hysterically.
if this was how all god campaigns ended, you’d have to come to more.
#daddy!eddie#little!reader#caregiver#sfw age regression#age regression reader#little reader#eddie munson#eddie munson x female reader#eddie x reader#eddie munson x reader
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Bunny Cult
{Curse of Strahd Campaign}
Dm: so your cultists start bringing you eggs.
Harengon Bard: My what?
DM: ya you are now worshiped by the people you saved as the bunny god of summer
Harengon Bard: did you just make me the Eldritch Easter Bunny?
DM: so your cultists start bringing you eggs.
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( space riders au by @onyxonline , after some admiring and talking me n the team made underwater suits from being inspired by @fandomssvetlanafrom
With that in mind
ᗯᗴᒪᑕOᗰᗴ TO
Tᕼᗴ ᗪᗩYᒪIᘜᕼT ᘔOᑎᗴ
( concept of the suit moon jellyfish)
This suit is one of 5 ,animal: moon jellyfish, that lives in the daytime zone,
The stingers one thing suit is more dangerous and could leave underwater cultist and predators with a bad deadly sting inside a wound
The 'cape' is actually a container of oxygen, making sure the user has enough to explore all of the day zone
Under the boots of the suit is jet boosters allowing the person to swim faster in it and useful for swimming away from predators, the booster have a 3 minutes recharge before boost in again so use it wisely
Now you must be thinking, what about people that had wings or cat ears ( antenna, elephant etc.)
Don't fret
The 'cape' also hides wings from the water, making sure they don't get wet
The cape also changes shape so if you put it on the slimy like substance forms to fit your ears and style
Now seeing the bunny with pink on it also might get you confused,
The darker it gets the more the hue in the suit will show, meaning the white bubbles turn ( insert your colour) when it gets dark just like rl moon jellyfish's
That's all I have
Credits:
Inspired by @fandomssvetlanafrom
Au by @onyxonline
Helped me with this: @theroseofazrael
@ophiuchussnek
1/5 suits)
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no one requested this, but i wrote it anyway :))
"softcore babyface." | dan cooper x kappa
roses. - lana del rey
✮⋆˙ [tags] @faesucksass @lustkillers @mayathepsychic1999 @josibunn @si1nful-symph0ny @livingdead-materialgirl @romanroyapoligist @auggiethecreator @oliviah-25 @vanlisbon @lankysimp @livingdead-reilly
dan x kappa
word count: 1.2k
contents: mlm, anal, sucking dick at gunpoint (im a sick mf for this one), cum eating, face fucking, fingering, overstimulation, use of "bunny",
dan sat naked on all fours, a furious blush tinting his pale cheeks. kappa’s tall figure cast a dark shadow over him, his cold fingers grazing dan’s jawline, sending a blood-curdling shiver down his spine.
a sinister smile tugged at kappa’s lips as his hand reached to his side, pulling out the loaded gun that rested at his hip. he gripped dan’s jaw firmly, running his thumb over his quivering lips. “open up for me, bunny…” dan’s lips parted, strings of saliva connecting them as kappa replaced his thumb with the tip of the gun.
dan was face to face with kappa’s bulge, his body trembling with fear and desire. his crystal blue eyes travelled up to meet kappa’s, hungry expressions on both of their faces. kappa palmed himself through his loose-fitting trousers, a low groan seeping from his lips. dan’s pupils swallowed his pale irises as a result of his desperation.
the outline of his cock is clearly visible as it throbs through the fabric. the sight of dan at his submission like this with his life as risk sent an electric thrill through his body. dan began to swirl his tongue around the tip of the gun, making it slick with his spit as kappa watched him, nearly cumming at the sight of his neediness.
his finger remained on the trigger the entire time, making dan fear for his life. but that was the fun part. knowing that his life was in the hands of a sadistic cultist who could take his life with one effortless movement. kappa enjoyed torturing himself to the point of nearly cumming his pants at any moment. with a shaky breath, he pulled out his dick, the entire 8 inches covered with precum. he removed the gun from dan’s lips, whispering in a low, rapsy voice. “you know what to do.”
dan inhaled a short breath before, gripping kappa length and taking it down his throat as if it were the easiest thing in the world. he gulped as the tip hit the back of his throat, but took down the remaining inches effortlessly. kappa stood there completely astounded. no matter how many time they had done this, he was always surprised at dan’s skill. he pressed the gun to the crown of his head, his other hand gripping his brown locks of hair.
kappa’s breathing became irregular as dan slurped up every spurt of precum that dripped down to his balls, not taking a moment to breath as he deepthroated the dick like a starved man in the desert. as he as spit and precum poured down his neck, he looked up at kappa, who had a devilish grin spread across his face. “you look so pretty taking my cock like this, bunny…” he pushed the nozzle into his head into harder, causing dan’s heart to race.
their chests rose and fell in unison as kappa’s awaited orgasm neared quickly. his hands squeezed dan’s skull as he took control, roughly bucking his hips into his mouth as spit bubbled from his lips. tears streamed down dan’s face, adding to the wet and sticky mess that was already there. he reached his hand to his own boner, which was red and swollen as it begged for attention. he smeared his cum with the tip of his thumb as he began pumping his cock at lightning speed.
the sight nearly pushed kappa over the edge, seeing how desperate his little toy was getting. his loud groans and curses echoed throughout the room, only adding more fuel to the sexual tension. “a-ah, fuck..! y-you like that, danny, huh? like it w-when i use your slutty throat.?!” his finger pressed against the trigger, nearly pulling it as his orgasm tore through his body. his head fell back, his hand pressing dan’s head all the way down until his nose pressed against his base. cum flooded from his tip, the hot steamy mess running through dan’s digestive system as he swallowed every last sticky drop.
kappa’s head pounded as his body recoiled from the stimulation, stars beginning to form in his eyes as he lost his balance. he pulled dan off of his cock, leaning against the wall as he panted with beads of sweat rolling down his face. dan collapsed onto the ground, coughing up bubbles of cum as his cock, leaked with puddles of cum. he whimpered and gasped for air as the lay on the ground with tears, spit and cum covering his face.
as kappa witnessed dan falling apart, he chuckled darkly. “you didn’t think i was done with you, did’ya?” he pulled dan up by his bare waist, locking his swollen lips into a sloppy, hungry kiss. their tongues fought a silent battle as kappa tasted his cum on dan’s teeth, groaned softly at the taste. he pulled away, flipping dan around so that he was in doggystyle position before landing a harsh, painful slap on his ass, causing his tight hole to twitch.
kappa spat on his index and middle finger, rubbing them over dan’s tight entrance before shoving them inside, dan’s back arching instantly. he pumped his fingers in and out of him rapidly, watching dan’s cock harden on again. he curled his fingers slightly as he tore through dan’s tight walls, the sound of his choked sobs being music to his ears. he cooed as he brought his lips to dan’s ears. “awh, can’t take my fingers, bunny? how are you gonna be able to take my cock then, hm?” there was a slight mocking tone is his voice, making dan’s body tremble.
he pulled his fingers out, starting to pump his sore cock as he lined himself up with dan’s tiny hole. without warning, his hand grabbed dan’s throat as he shoved himself into his hole, drawing out a loud scream. he wasted no time thrusting in and out of his tight hole, the sound of their skin slapping together along with dan’s high-pitched whimpers filling the room.
“f-fuck, t’s too much..! s-so, so big…” dan began to spew a bunch of nonsense as he became drunk on kappa’s cock. he grinned sadistically, shoving two fingers into dan’s mouth. his cock quickly found the squishy bundle of muscles that were deep in his ass, sending cum shooting out of dan’s cock as he drooled all over kappa’s fingers.
he’s quickly lost his composure, his thrusts becoming sloppier as he found himself reaching a second climax. his heart pounded in his chest as he managed to muster a few words. “g-gonna fill you up, bunny… gonna stuff you ‘til you can’t walk anymore…” that was all he could say before he slammed himself all the way in, allowing the dam gates to break.
buckets of cum shot out of kappa’s cock, causing dan’s asshole to convulse around his as he sobbed from the pleasure. his body trembled as kappa finally pulled out, ceasing the abuse on dan’s body. kappa pulled out, his cock limp from the overstimulation as he wiped the sweat off of his forehead.
dan was nearly passed out on the ground, but the last thing he saw was kappa picking up his gun, the metal glinting menacingly as he walked away.
author's note: the visual is giving me popsicle vibes. anyways I haven't written anything like this before so yall should lmk how I did!
#dan cooper#danny cooper#intruders 2015#intruders#rory culkin#rory culkin smut#kappa x reader#kappa smut#kappa black mirror#mlm#mlm nsft#lgbt#smut#bd/sm daddy#mdni#18+ mdni#444rockstargf#lana del rey#lana del rey unreleased
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I feel like Afton's Bunny Cult is an untapped market for FNaF ocs. I want to live in a world where serial killer rabbit cultists are as common as animatronic ocs.
Come on. Draw the furries. You know you want to
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More cultist ocs! Say hello to Ellis, Jude, and Marlow! The one sitting on the couch in the seventh drawing is Simon (the bunny girl w Jude in the fourth image belongs to @/shvggot)
#spooky month oc#spooky month#spooky month skids dad#spooky month John#spooky month bob#spooky month frank
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It's a shame Dream didn't get to see Hob murder his way through numerous cultists and guards of the Burgess estate to break out Dream. What with Dream being so much into Hob coming to his defence.
I mean, "Hob saves Morpheus from Roderick Burgess" isn't probably the single most popular Dreamling plot bunny, complete with its own category tag on AO3, for no reason. It is obviously a simple but delicious premise in many ways. And given that Dream looked at Hob like he wanted to eat him post-Hob casually wasting Lady Johanna’s thugs without breaking a sweat (it was indeed very sexy, ngl), we can safely assume that this is indeed quite a turn-on for him. Ahem.
#anonymous#ask#dreamling#i am still tempted to write my own version of the obligatory Rescue Fic#as like a long one shot or something#except a) i know myself too well and it almost assuredly would not be a one shot#and b) i have enough plot bunnies swirling around in the murky recesses of my brain#but still
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10 Characters/10 Fandoms /10 Tags
Thank you for the tag @two-hands-toward-the-sun, this took me on a deep delve of my fandom past! Time to roll out my gaggle of glorious bastards again...
1. Ken Ichijouji - Digimon 02
Babies first blorbo. Puppy kicking, whip weilding antagonist who giveth not a shiteth. With a soul as black as his gloriously groomed locks. Who, by the power of love is transformed into the soggiest little puddle of twink you ever did see. Tragic backstory ✔️ A smorgasbord of issues ✔️ A realtionship with their rival/best friend so obbsessive, you're going to have a harder time proving this ship isn't a thing than it is. ✔️ Ken Ichijouji came with everything a young, naive millennial needed to make their first glorious steps into the world of fandom.
2. Ryou Bakura/Yami Bakura/Theif King Bakura - (Same body, they count as one!) Yu-Gi-Oh
Ryou Bakura - Adorable British cupcake with the soul of a traumatised lovecraftian cultist. Staring into the abyss while having afternoon tea. Gothic horror in a cream knit.
Yami Bakura - Actual murder floof, the walking personification of a horror podcast. In his wake trails body gore, supernatural mystery and gay subtext. Part demon, part Egyptian theif, 100% bringing sexy back. (bonus points: Florence)
Thief King Bakura - Traumatic back story maketh homicidal rogue. Wears red, has a social circle made up of ghosts and snake monsters... Is this not prime husband material?
3. Starscream - Transformers
Darling little duplicitous second in command of the Decepticons. Not just any 'Little Shit', THE 'Little Shit'. Simulatiously the dumbest and cleverest bot in any room. And that, my friends, takes a particular breed of talent. Negative traits, scheming, petty, fabulous. Postive traits, scheming, petty, fabulous. Repetitive attempts to off Megatron, play of either the power or fore variety. Not sure which, could be both.
4. Darth Maul/ General Armitage Hux- Star Wars
I will not and cannot choose a favourite between them. Instead, watch with wonder and awe as I neatly compress them into the same blurb...
Sad meow meow with self-worth issues does galactic war crimes to prove 'daddy' wrong. What do you mean my fixation with thwarting my archnemeis can't be classed as a hobby/career goal/life ambition? My voice can launch a thousand ships... Different circumstances, same truth. Such a pathetic little sausage, you'll want to sit them down and feed them soup. But they know atleast 101 ways to kill you with the spoon... So best not risk it.
5. Crowley - Supernatural
The diabolical king of cunt serving. Me and my athletic calves are doing this right thing for all wrong reasons...And you can't prove other wise! Alignment: Risk it for a biscuit. Four step program to deal with all life's problems: 1: flirt at it, 2: shout at it, 3: throw (please pick your chosen Winchester or, if pushed, tailor) at it. 4:... Yell bollocks and follow with a whiskey chaser.
6. Desire/Destiny of the Endless - The Sandman
Again, not picking. Desire, my darling little hell kitten. Destiny, my inglorious bastard in brown...
This is my world, you MFs all just live in it!
My emotions... Which I do not have, are the route cause of everyone else's problems.
Ah humanity, the dust bunnies upon which I sneeze.
Even in a glorified bathrobe, I'm still better then you, and you know it.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that Dream of the Endless is a f*cking dumb ass.
7. Remy Lebeau (Gambit) - Xmen, Marvel Comics
Marvel looked at their collection of motley mutant misfits. And realised they had a morally dubious, disaster bi shaped hole to fill... And there Remy Lebeau has been for for 30 slutty, slutty years and counting. Sex in fushia pink spandex. Single handily keeping thievery in Americas top 50 kinks. Slowly exhausting the world's supply of playing cards... Must be considered a traitor to the cause atleast once a decade to keep his street cred. Must be considered a secret Summers brother atleast once a decade to keep his ego in check.
8. Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow) - Batman (DC)
Scythe wielding, reigning and defending Trick or treat world champion since 1941. The physical attributes of a Giacometti sculpture with the rustic aesthetic of the folk horror genre. Grumpy old man syndrome dialed up to eleven. Pets: Craw the crow, Nightmare the raven... Edward Nygma. Built a life manifesto based on a gothic novel... Oh captain, my captain.
9. Alfie Solomons - Peaky Blinders
All hail the great arisen god of Margate. Who looked upon Tommy Shelby and called him smol. Weilds tomfuckery like a pepper spray straight up the jacksie. Views betrayal as a bonding exercise. Somewhere in his words are the the meaning of life. Still awaiting the lab results as to whether this man is the anthropomorphic personification of chaotic neutral. Not even part of the egg and spoon race. Will still manage to win with a watermelon and a novelty spork.
10. Elias Bouchard - The Magnus Archives
(art by @felix-krain and @caligosatchel)
Cluedo character brought to life by malevolent eldritch entity for sexy end of the world shinnanigans. I suspect either Proffesor Plum or Reverend Green, professional opinions vary. Maintains the inability to move more than one square at a time when enacting nefarious schemes. Still has a preference for homicide by kitchenware. Comes with all the British, arch dilf energy of an Agatha Cristie villain. Taking the horrors from the hands of privileged elite and unleashing them on unsuspecting white collar workers. Eye, chin and tits first.
Whelp, that's my ten fictional characters/fandoms. Men folk (and Desire) addition. When I say I like them on the morally grey dulux colour chart. I'm not exaggerating. 😅
I'm tagging, at your pleasure @mashumaru @aisalynn @bobbole @tickldpnk8 @writing-for-life @marvagon @missingrache @rriavian @jazzy-a and @ibrithir-was-here
#ken ichijouji#digimon#ryou bakura#yami bakura#theif king bakura#yugioh#starscream#transformers#crowley supernatural#supernatural#desire of the endless#destiny of the endless#The sandman#remy lebeau#xmen#marvel comics#jonathan crane#the scarecrow#batman#dc comics#elias bouchard#the magnus archives#alfie solomons#peaky blinders
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Hi! Can I request something with a Greek Tommy? Thank you and have a nice day dear
Hello! You can, bestie. Have a nice day too.
The next horcrux
Pairing: Tom Riddle X Fem!Reader
Warnings: manipulating, Tom Riddle, gods
Words: 488
Summary: In the request
Note: Sorry for the mistakes and the English.
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A simple object found at Borgin & Burkes took Tom Riddle exactly where he wanted to be-that was: ancient Greece.
The wizard fell on a cloth that attututed his landing and allowed him to hide so he could change his clothes into something more typical for that era: a plain with robe that symbolized the upper class, came to his knees and was quite thick, it was also paired with an orange sash around his chest to signify the status.
Tom's goal was to find the most suitable statue to use as a container for one of his horcruxes, the only problem was being able to find his way around the small village he had decided to go to.
There were many passersby and it did not take long before Tom realized that he was in one of the towns and not just a village, more precisely exactly in the place where some sort of show was taking place.
Music filled the space and when Tom was able to get closer and see better, thus finding his eyes on a young woman who was performing there, his mind went blurry.
The girl was focused on her dance moves not paying attention to how her dress moved.
It was a typical dancer's dress, which did not show off too much but enough to be attractive and alluring; she was good and even Tom could admit it, he was astonished.
It was only later, when he met her again that a plan came to him.
He approached cautiously and elegantly "excuse me?" the girl turned around meeting Tom's green eyes, it was clear the visible shock on her face as she studied him, coming to the conclusion that this man, although strange, was the most attractive man she had ever seen, a reason that prompted her to help Tom even though she did not even know his name.
She gave him a tour of the town explaining their culture and traditions before offering him a place to stay for the night.
Tom accepted, thanking the young woman and wishing her a good night after walking all day and eating a hearty dinner filled with jugs of wine on the table.
He then remained alone in the room pondering the new things he had learned to come up with a plan so that he could steal the statue of the king of the gods, Zeus, knowing that it would become a big scandal since the ancient Greeks showed much honor toward their gods, they were very religious and cultist of certain.
One thing he could use to his advantage also was another characteristic, it had to do with love because they were very into the romance and love also marriage and having a wonderful family; they considered themselves blessed and holy if they had such love so this could have been a very good way to take to succeed in his plan.
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Ok so like before I get into termina I'll explain the gods a bit. There's four main cults, three of which are associated with old gods. In the first game there's the bunny masks who worship sylvian, the god of love and fertility, and the wolf masks who worship gro-goroth, the god of destruction. There's also the owl masks from the second game who are believed to worship vinushka, who's the child of gro-goroth and sylvian, and also the god of nature, but vinushka died a long time ago. And then there's the horse masks, and we don't actually know who they worship. There's two main theories, one bring that they worship rher, moon God/trickster god, and the other one being that they used to worship whatever his Alll-mer absorbed and the reason why we don't see them is because that Gods trace has fully faded.
And on the subject of Rher, the inciting incident in the second game is the festival of termina. Basically three days where a number of contestants must kill each other until only one remains, and those who take too long or refuse to partake in the festival or just catch the attention of Rher, they transform into a monster called a moon scorch. Everyone's moonscorched form is different and like based on their personalities and insecurities and such. But it's later revealed that Rher has left (different than dying) and it's trace, which is literally just the moon, is all that exists anymore. This fits with the rher horse mask theory because they aren't ever seen. A different God is just using the power left in rher's trace to invoke the festival, the newly seen sulfur god.
During alll-mer's Ascension, he had to cast off his impurities like cruelty and hatred and it created another being called the sulfur god. But the sulfur god ended up becoming far more powerful than Alll-mer and pretended to be Alll-mer while the real Alll-mer isn't really worshipped much. This also supports the theory that Alll-mer absorbed gro-goroth because blood magic was said to be gro-goroth's gift to mankind but blood sword, blood portal, and longinus are all Alll-mer skills. We already know that old gods who die or leave can still sometimes be worshipped, their powers being drawn from its trace, and gro-goroth's trace is an optional boss in the first game. We even get explicit examples in the case of Rher and vinushka both having skills and affinities. And since the god of the depths trace still has insect based stuff we know that the old gods trace can still have some of the spells, so it makes sense that other blood magic spells like hurting and black orb are still gro-goroth spells. So basically the entirety of Europa-based Alll-mer worship is actually sulfur worship.
Everyone who dies at the festival gets cast down into the sulfur pits, and sometimes if a special ritual is done or if you kill the other contestants fast enough you get all the goodness in your soul burned away and emerge an agent of cruelty and hatred, and get to join the sulfur cult. We see a few sulfur cultists in the game, like needles, stitches, perkele, and a few others probably, two of whom are actively hostile and kill you in cruel and unusual ways, and the third expressing outright hatred for the player after they win the festival and then attacks them.
The town of prehevil which is basically prague is the site of an old Eastern Union experiment, which is basically the ussr. They tried to make a machine to connect the human minds in basically the Internet, consisting of three telectroscopes and the logic. The telectroscopes are like psychic antennae to connect to the logic, which is basically a human consciousness connected to a massive underground computer. The project was shut down presumably because of like ethical stuff. But then the bremen army which is just like funger Germany starts invading surrounding countries, eventually capturing prehevil and continuing the logic project. The leader of the bremen nation is none other than legarde from the first game, having ascended to new godhood. He now is known as the Kaiser, he's basically the Austrian painter from the bad guys of ww2, also I don't know if I mentioned yet this game takes place in like 1942, basically what I'm saying is that legarde sympathisers from the first game probably felt pretty silly when game two dropped.
So they end up taking a pow who's also the sister of one of the playable characters and put her in the logic once it's fully reactivated, creating the machine god. Legarde is super obsessed with bringing humanity to New heights, he's the human parent to the girl from the first game, now he's trying to create something with the power of an ascended one without relying on the death of an old god. The machine god tries to lead you to the telectroscopes throughout the game, and has has infiltrated rher's realm, where it can be seen in the form of countless hands holding up a bunch of wooden boards. Also I forgot to say earlier rher's realm is basically just like a small pocket of like some mirror world, it's made out of this purple clay stuff, and the machine god's constructed wooden hallways are there wherever there's manmade structures. This not only shows how the machine god is the combined subconscious of humanity, but it also shows how the old gods and ascended ones literally rewrite reality around then, so the bunkers in which the machinery resides suddenly have always been the body and form of the machine god.
In the canon ending you get to fight the logic and witness the birth of a god, same as the first game. And also like the first game, anyone who witnesses this birth doesn't survive. You then get to meet the machine god and enter the artificial green (the green hue is like the place the old gods are from, the artificial green is basically just a manmade realm similar to the sulfur pits or rher's realm), and join the collective conscience of the machine god. I'll say more lore stuff as I think of it or corrections as I notice them 💖
Every single time i learn more about funger lore, it gets cooler and more fucked up. God i love this game so much
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I've been thinking of a 'little' plot bunny for a few weeks now after spending the last few months getting into AC fanfiction. It seems everyone mostly writes timetravel! fics with 2012 Desmond, like he gets sent back after touching the eye. My thoughts are, what would happen if 16 year old Desmond, with his fresh scar and having just run away, gets sent back in time, to Ezio's or Altair's era specifically, with no explanation on Desmond's part on how this happened, but with certain hazy memories from 2012 Desmond?
I'm thinking kinda like your 'Yew Branches' series, where he has vague idea's or understanding of things but no clear idea why. He'd definitely be confused, most likely paranoid, but also weirdly ok with the situation? Like if he's not only in another country, but another time, his dad DEFINITELY can't get to him. He can do his own thing. That just so happens to end up being becoming an assassin anyway.
If in Ezio's time, Maria and Giovanni would surely adopt him, I mean he is obviously from an assassin family, and probably been abused, there's no other reason he'd be so touch adverse, or why he was already so close to being a master assassin.
If in Altair's time, I could see him as being found by a Dai or Rafiq in a city, and they notice the resemblance to Altair, the mentor's up and coming young assassin, and suspect him to be a half brother or something and write to Masyaf about what to do.
And as for what 'vague' memories he'd have, I'd say probably some more assassin skills he hadn't learned yet, or just straight up technique Ezio or Altair use that is different from what Desmond was learning. And he'd definitely have the importance of December 21st, 2012 in his head, and that something called and 'Apple of Eden' was important and he needs to get it before anyone else.
Sorry for the long ask, but I just wanted your opinion on this plot bunny, how do you think desmond/altair/ezio would react?
Don't be sorry, nonny. I love asks no matter what length they may be.
Ooohhh, okay, so before we go to how this kind of plot could go, let’s finalize the limitations that Desmond would be facing since we are yanking a 16 year old Desmond who just ran away from the Farm
The limitations of the Bleeding Effect: will Desmond retain his ability to understand Arabic and Italian?
The limitation of his knowledge: how much does Desmond knows, specifically: would he even have an idea of what would happen in the 3rd Crusades or in Renaissance Italy in terms of both world history and the history of the Brotherhood?
Limitation: Language Barrier
Since we are letting Desmond keep a bit of his bleed in terms of skills and techniques but not the actual memories of his ancestors, it could go either way. Are we counting language as more of a skill than simple memories? In this case, I would suggest we go for Desmond not knowing the language. This would make Desmond feel more isolated and confused but this will also have a ‘good’ excuse for us later.
Limitation: Knowledge
Since we are removing Desmond’s memories from his Bleeds, he would have to rely on his own memories and knowledge (for now, anyway). And, considering his reaction when he heard he was going to relive Ezio Auditore’s memories, it’s clear that he didn’t know Ezio was one of the legendary Assassins. The same could probably be said about Altaïr. So his knowledge could probably be summarized as “Templars want to kill Assassins and they exist in this time period (3rd Crusades) or they might not exist in this time period? (Renaissance)”. Also, let’s remember that Desmond didn’t believe the Assassin vs Templar thing until he was kidnapped. He thought his parents and the Farm were hippies (or cultists).
Next: let’s talk about what other similarities each plot would have
Altaïr and Ezio will have the same age as Desmond at the start (16)
Desmond will be ‘pushed’ by the plot to meet them early on (this way we can develop some kind of bond between them)
Altaïr and Ezio would be the ones to help Desmond learn the language (for more bonding points)
With that out of the way, let’s now focus on what may happen:
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Altaïr: The Third Crusades
Al Mualim would definitely order that Desmond be sent to Masyaf and everyone would assume that Desmond is Altaïr’s half-brother. Most of them would believe that Umar had Desmond after Maud’s death, perhaps in a fit of grief and loneliness. There was a high possibility Umar didn’t even know he existed because Desmond would continue to say that he had parents and Umar wasn’t his father. Altaïr, on the other hand, would be… well… curious and hopeful at the same time. My hc is that Altaïr and Abbas had their falling out when they were 16 and that’s how Altaïr got his scar. And now, there was this boy who looked so similar to him and even had the same scar as him. He’s still hurting from Abbas’ hatred and anger so he clings to Desmond. Desmond, on the other hand, tries to keep his distance but he would see what Altaïr tries so desperately to hide.
The loneliness that has been wrapped around him ever since his father died.
Because Altaïr had always wanted to have a connection with someone. It would be years later that he would realize that what he wanted was to have a family that he could love and could show that love publicly… which was against Al Mualim’s teaching.
And Desmond…
Desmond wanted that same connection too. He couldn’t even feel that connection with his own parents so he tries to form a connection with Altaïr instead.
Now, the endgame of their connection would depend on what genre we’re going for. However, their relationship would definitely be more on the deeper side of codependency. Both of them are lonely children who has no one else and they clung to each other. That will only grow as they get older. This means that they would be protective of each other and there’s some jealousy involved even if it’s just Kadar asking help from Altaïr with his form or Malik helping Desmond with his chores. It’s the same kind of jealousy a child feels when someone plays with their favorite toy.
Now, here’s the snag we’ll get since we picked up a 16 year old Desmond. He doesn’t want to be an Assassin. Being an Assassin to him means pain and that feeling of being never enough. Not to mention, Altaïr would be at the top and Desmond would be compared to his ‘older brother’ the entire way. This would make it easier for Desmond and Kadar to bond, of course, but I think Altaïr would actually push for Desmond to be removed from training because he could see how much Desmond hates it (even if Desmond does retain some of his Bleed’s skills, his mentality is still that of a freshly ran away 16 year old).
In the case that Al Mualim allows it, Desmond would either become some kind of help, perhaps an errand boy or maybe a kitchen help, if he was still required to be in the castle. If not, Desmond would probably become some kind of apprentice in the village, like the apprentice of the blacksmith or the baker. Desmond would definitely be much happier being in the village but keeping him in the castle is more probable as it gives Al Mualim an easier time to keep an eye on him.
As for these vague memories from 2012!Desmond, let’s make it gradually. The older Desmond gets, the more hazy memories he gets when he dreams. And he tells all of this to Altaïr.
Things would still happen as they did in canon. And when the plot of AC1 is about to kick off, Desmond’s own vague memories are making him wary of Al Mualim. It finally breaks when Al Mualim stabs Altaïr after his failure and, I think, in this case… it won’t be surprising if Desmond tells Altaïr that they should run away. Why should they stay in a place that could easily kill them just because they failed? They don’t need anybody else. They have each other. That was enough. And Altaïr would agree to it because Desmond is the one who asks it.
So they plan their escape and they decide to steal Al Mualim’s treasure as a final ‘fuck you’ and as a way to get some money they can use to get out of Levant, to travel far away from Al Mualim’s reach.
And then Desmond touches the Apple of Eden.
The moment he touches the Apple…
He will have all of Desmond Miles’ memories.
(CLIFF HANGER!!!!)
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Ezio: Renaissance Italy
Okay, so, in general, this one would be more light hearted than Altaïr’s version for one specific reason: this will be a healthy family relationship.
Although, I don’t think the Auditores would adopt Desmond. At least, not officially, anyway.
I think they would take Desmond in as kind of their ward/servant.
Because they are nobles and it would look suspicious if they just adopted some random kid.
Not only that, by this time, Desmond is already 16 so adopting him officially would probably gain too much attention.
However, Desmond and Ezio are of the same age so they would naturally gravitate towards one another. Ezio’s carefreeness would attract Desmond because he wants that.
He wants to feel normal for once.
And Ezio has heard from his parents how they believe Desmond had been abused so he’d be kind to Desmond in the beginning.
Ezio’s kindness and Desmond’s desire for normalcity would transform into a bash-brother type of relationship between them. People would see Desmond as Ezio’s lackey/yes-man because he’s supposed to be a servant but anyone who was close to the family know that Desmond and Ezio are both dumbasses and Federico had to bail them out more than once.
This does mean that Desmond would know what it would be like to have a warm home and a happy loving family.
For a year.
Because Ezio lost his father and brothers when he was seventeen.
And Desmond would start to feel… uncomfortable and paranoid the nearer December gets.
It would come to a point that Desmond would feel a bit ill and be unable to help Ezio with his chores.
That day the guards would enter Palazzo Auditore and Desmond’s body would move on its own, helping Federico and Giovanni as they defended themselves.
Giovanni would recognize some of his moves. After all, the one who trained Ezio in the canon timeline was Giovanni’s brother, Mario Auditore. It’s only logical that many of Ezio’s moves that Desmond knows via his residue Bleeds would be familiar to Giovanni.
And Desmond wouldn’t have any answers for him. The fear on his face as he didn’t understand what was happening to him would be clear even to Giovanni and they had more pressing matters to take care of. Like finding Ezio and making sure he was safe.
Now, this is where the canon timelines diverges severely. Giovanni would be the one to meet Ulberti to give them proof of their innocence and he would recognize Rodrigo Borgia. The story can go either way by this point.
Giovanni dying will propel Ezio to seek revenge while Federico will be trained to take over Giovanni’s duties. Desmond would follow Ezio because, as much as he doesn’t want to be an Assassin, he wants to avenge Giovanni as well and he wants to keep Ezio safe.
Giovanni may live but he would be severely wounded and he would be the one to train Federico to take over his duties. Ezio would be left to be trained as an Assassin and be more like their ‘field agent’. Desmond would be reluctant but his worry for Ezio’s life would propel him to join Ezio as an Assassin.
Either way, Ezio and Desmond would be the ones to cripple and destroy the Italian Templar Rites.
And, in this scenario, Desmond wouldn’t touch the Apple at all. Ezio would be the only to touch it.
However…
Once Desmond hears…
“The rest is up to you, Desmond.” as Minerva turned to face him, Desmond will lose consciousness.
And wake up with all of Desmond Miles’ memories.
(CLIFF HANGER!!!!)
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Yup. Ending it there. Sorry. That’s as far as I got. (Honestly, nonny, if you don’t want Desmond to remember everything, that’s okay too. We can just cut that part out and Desmond only feels some connection with the Apple. That would work too.)
The main reason why Ezio and Desmond don’t get to be super codependent with one another like Altaïr and Desmond in this setup is because Ezio and Desmond have a support system and Desmond actually only has 1 year of peace with Ezio as shit hits the fan when Ezio was 17. On the other hand, Masyaf (and Al Mualim’s favoritism) will keep Altaïr and Desmond isolated from the others and they would have 10 years to deepen their bond before shit hits the fan. By the way, I call Desmond and Altaïr’s relationship as codependent but it’s not necessarily a negative thing… HOWEVER, it would be ssoooooo easy for it to be.
#half rambling half short fic#business as usual i guess#possible idea: desmond x adha & altaïr x maria or vice versa#or you know desadhaltmar hahahaha#deskadaltmal would work too#just saying#ezio will still fall in love with cristina#desmond is his wing man#assassin's creed#desmond miles#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#ask and answer#once more this has elopement in it
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