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sinning-23 · 6 months

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Supa Freak (NSFW Headcannons)

Seggcy headcanons plus bonuses opla headcanons

Warnings!: i mean ... it says nsfw in the title bro...favorite position, volume, size, stuff like that, things they say during the act-

Anyway! Enjoy

Warnings: THESE ARE 18+ HEADCANNONS! Let’s be fr.

Zoro

-Okay so…..I’m not saying it’s always the quiet ones but-

-I feel like he’s not particularly picky when I comes to being intimate with you. If he can see your face or be able to had a handful of your ass in his hands he’s happy. (doggy w/ the mirror in front of you. best of both worlds)

-He’s not much of a submissive lover either, I think the closest you’ll ever get to that is riding him and even then he’s got control most the time.

-I like to think he prefers back shots because he likes the sound of your skin slapping because he’s fuckinf you that hard and fast. He also like then you can’t seem to form a sentence cause he’s reaching even the deepest parts of you.

-He’s not very loud btw. Like slight groans here and there. I think he’d be a pinch more talkative tho.

-“That’s it, take it.” Or “Justttt like that.” Or “You like the way I fuck you? Don’t you?”

-7”, shower, cut

Luffy

-Let him eat. And he won’t stop until he’s satisfied.

-That’s his go to honestly, if he’s not going to do anything else, he’s going to eat you out. It’s his favourite, you just taste too damn good. I feel like he’s the type to lock your thighs in place and hold your hips down so you can squirm away from in in an attempt to save yourself from overstimulation.

-Puts his hat over your face and has you lean alllll the way back. Loves seeing you like that.

-He’s a pretty good volume, and he’s never had a problem taking with his mouth full so jsut know you’ll get to hear everything he as to say about you and how good you are to him/for him.

-“Soooo good” Or “Fuck I could eat you all day.” Or “Stop trying to run from me, I’m not finished.”

-Had made you squirt on multiple occasions from his tongue alone. Call to a ‘special skill’.

-6.5, grower(ironic), uncut

Usopp

-He can laugh you out your panties we all know it too, don’t act surprised.

-I feel like he’s one to like good old cowgirl. You mean to tell him he can see your face AND feel/fill you up? Oh say less.

-I think his favorite part is watching you sink down on it, that little nervous look you get wondering if it’ll fit despite you having done this countless times before.

-Knows your thighs get cramped up so he will take it upon himself to lift you up and thrust upwards so you can have a break. But god is it hard to hold back when you’re so warm, and wet, and squeezing him so well. He wants to last but you’re making it hard to.

-Not much of a talker but will definitely moan and whimper. He’s too busy trying not to cum to talk. He’s got to fuckin focus-

-Oh the chance that he does talk it’s really to warn you or swear at how good you feel

-“F-Fuck.” Or “Wait I can't-I’m gonna-”

-6.5, uncut, shower

Sanji

-Against the wall (bitch I know yall saw him shirtless I'm sure that he's got enough body strength for the both of you.)

-Something about you being trapped gets him going. He makes sure you're secure against the wall too, his hands secure at your thighs and ass, holding you up, watching the way your body kinda recoils with each thrust.

-Just know he's marking you up, I mean all the way up. You're gonna look like someone strangled you by the end of it and, yes you did because he's got a thing for choking (giving or receiving) but also he can't seem to keep those pearly whites off the skin of your neck. Claims you're "too delicious not to taste."

-let him lick caramel off your titties.

-Isn't really loud, but isn't exactly quiet either. He's definitely more of a talker if we're comparing him to Zoro, but he also moans more.

-"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, give it to me mamas." or "Can you feel me right here chérie?"

-7.5, grower, cut

Nami

-On a countertop. Somewhere she can have you sit pretty and let her do absolutely filthy things to you.

-That rose toy is NOT letting up by any means and you can bet she's already got 3 fingers stretching you out.

-She's the type to not only talk you through it but also praise you for lasting this long. Makes it a note to give you sweet, soft kisses because her fingers are about to bully another orgasm out of you.

-I think she's a fan of countertops because every time you get off there's a niceee shine over it and most likely a sizable puddle dripping off the side.

-"That's my girl, my pretty girl." or "I know, I know, let me make you feel good."

-5, has a vibrate setting(4 speeds), baby blue

Buggy

-Standing up, you bent over, him pulling your arms back, in front of a mirror, watching how your tits move when he thrusts into you.

-This man is fucking filthy, he will fold you like a goddamn lawn chair one second and eat you out the next.

-There is no true favorite honestly, as long as he gets to feel you squeeze around him and hear you tell him how good his cock feels deep inside you.

-You quickly learned why he's so cocky, its not without reason that's for damn sure

-He can be whiny and a mess when he's particularly desperate and in need of you to take control. Sometimes he's quiet and calculated, either in the mood to punish you for being a total brat, or he's frustrated/pent up. Total wild card. You just gotta be able to gauge which side of Buggy you'll have the pleasure of seeing tonight

-"Take this dick baby, fuckin take it." or "This pussy is mine, understand me?" or "Keep doing that honey, I'll even beg for it if I have to."

-8, grower, cut (ironic lol)

Shanks

-This man is a very tentative and intimate lover. I mean he really really makes you feel and fucking savor EVERYTHING he has to give you. He knows he has to leave again sooner rather than later so at least one of the nights if not all that he gets to stay with you are so dams passionate.

-He's a very heavy breather and groans a lotttt. Hell, he swears a lot too. He just can't believe how wet you are for him, how easily he can slide into you and feel you squeeze down on him.

-His favorite position I feel like has to be you sitting on his lap. It's easy to just slide in and have your back pressed to his chest. he can touch any part of you he wants, kiss your neck and shoulders, hold your hips, and run his hands up the plush of your stomach and chest. He can caress your thighs if they get sore, and he can spread them wider too if he wants.

-"That's my girl. Doing so good for me aren't you?" or "Ohhh god." or "Let me love you, need to show you how much I adore you."

7.8, shower, uncut

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jen-with-a-pen · 6 months

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⊹-୨୧-⊹𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓⊹-୨୧-⊹

⊹–SUMMARY–⊹ Inexperienced and still freshly-traumatized by his first heartbreak, Steve Rogers decides to finally move away for college after taking two gap years to work, save, and help his Ma around the house. It’ll be good for him. Away from his ex. Away from his hometown. He's excited to finally chase his dreams and begin again as a promising fine arts student at Richards College. Well, almost. Thanks to a generous scholarship spanning the next four years of his life, Steve is required to participate in on-campus Greek life. It’s simple: join a frat. They shouldn't be too intimidating. At least they're not as bad as they are in the movies, right? Right..?

⊹–PAIRINGS–⊹ Art Student!Frat Brother!Steve Rogers x Film Student!Sorority Sister!F!Reader

⊹–WARNINGS–⊹ more to be added as series progresses frat bros being frat bros, sorority sisters being sorority sisters, manipulation, coercion, blackmail, fluff, angst, whump, explicit forced s3xual acts, slow burn, dissociation, nud1ty, dubcon (bordering noncon), forced drvgging, mentions of kidnapping, emotional damage, Steve's just trying his best, Bucky and Sam are major frat bros, Tony and Clint are somewhere I swear The warnings listed here are not exhaustive but generally encapsulate the series as a whole and do not represent every single chapter. Please be mindful and read the chapter warnings!

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The Richards College Playlist

Steve's Playlist

any art featured in the series title header and story-specific dividers was found on pinterest and is used in good faith. all credit goes to the original artists, as i could not find accurate credit for any. collage done by me

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ALL TIED UP: STEVE'S WEEK

–⊹– One: Saturday, currently.

–⊹– Two: Last Monday.

–⊹– Three: Last Tuesday.

–⊹– Four: Last Wednesday.

–⊹– Five: Last Thursday.

–⊹– Six: Saturday, still.

–⊹– Seven: Last Friday.

–⊹– Eight: Saturday, again.

–⊹– Nine: Saturday, again.

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star-girl69 · 1 year

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My Heart Never Knows

Jake Sully x Neytiri x Fem!Reader

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a/n: my requests are open again! i hope you all enjoy!!

warnings: blood, violence, death, kidnapping, guns, bullets, injury, head trauma, not serious though, swearing, tell me if i missed anything!!

Chapter Twenty One- For Your Mother

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Live your life for others.

An old woman said that to you, many years ago- you almost can’t remember it. She passed through all the Metkayina villages, some sort of wanderer, but after you saw her once you never saw her again.

She told you to live your life for others, to keep your heart somewhere else, and you never really understood it until now.

You never i stood it- not until your met Jake and Neytiri, and they were everything, you were everything, and they filled your heart you couldn’t call it your own anymore.

You had tried to protect yourself, deprive yourself, but it didn’t quite work. You just came back to them.

Your heart never knows, and you didn’t know then, but you’re still glad you jumped.

You live for the Great Mother, for The People, for your family.

And now, you understand the woman’s words, understand what it means to live for something more than you.

—-

He waits for your head, for your family’s heads- all presented to him on pretty platters, name tags in front like you are a dish to be eaten.

At one point- maybe when you were young, maybe when you were swimming those waves, drowning, you were on top of the world. Now you know nothing but this content.

High up enough on the mountain so the water won’t reach you, low enough so it isn’t much cold.

Quaritch wants all of that, the power and the satisfaction, but you won’t let him have it. Not because of him, but because while your heart is in their hands- theirs are just as much in yours.

“It’s alright!” Lo’ak shouts again, kicking the railing, dented and a mess that it is now, sticking out in off places and such.

“Mama, Mama,” Tuk keeps saying, but your head is so dizzy, mind filled with water- it is like you are drowning, waiting for your sister to save you.

You gasp when you hear a splash, the world swinging back into focus, colors becoming colors again, growing brighter and brighter and clearing until you suck in a wild breath and it all returns to you.

“Neteyam!” Lo’ak shouts, you think, ears have stopped ringing, “Y/N! Get Y/N,” he shouts, and suddenly the orange ties are falling, but you’re steady now.

“I’m fine,” you say.

Tuk places her hand on her face as soon as Neteyam cuts her free, and she cries when her hand comes away with blood on it.

“It’s alright,” you soothe, but you aren’t, and the words aren’t your own. Should you be lying to her? No. But you can’t break it to her that you’re hurt, that you don’t feel like her mother, that all you want to do is crawl under something warm and let the world pass away.

“Go,” Neteyam says, hand on your shoulder, “go, get Tuk and Tsireya out.”

You put your hands on Tuk’s arms, blinking away the pain in your bones, the fear. You can’t do that right now- you cannot walk away, cannot pretend. The world is in front of you and you must face it.

“Aunt Y/N!” Tsireya yells, gasping when she sees the blood. You cannot see it- but you feel it, know it is there.

“We all go,” you hiss, just as Neteyam finishes cutting Lo’ak’s restraints.

“I have to go,” the boy says as soon as he is free, and Neteyam hisses his name.

“Go!” you yell, practically pushing Tuk and Tsireya off of the edge, despite their refusals.

Despite the battle in you, you know you have to convince the boys to come with you- it is better to get Tsireya and Tuk off the ship now. Get them safe and away from the chaos.

When you turn, Lo’ak is grabbing a gun from a dead body.

“They have Spider,” he says, “we have to get him.”

“We have to leave, Lo’ak!”

Neteyam let’s our a heavy sigh. “Come on, bro.”

“We can’t leave him!”

Neteyam growls before standing, walking over to Lo’ak.

“Go, Y/N,” Lo’ak says.

You grab his face in your hands, force him to stare into your eyes.

“You are so stupid sometimes, Lo’ak. Let’s go,”

You continue on, but the two boys stand there for a moment, their eyes on your back.

—-

The two boys hang from the ceiling, shimmying along a red bar above, right above the humans. Yet, they don’t think to look up.

You stand just a few paces away from them, behind a beam, hidden by the shadows. Your eyes pick over what you can see, and you don’t see any danger.

But you hear footsteps.

Now, they’ve made it to the yellow walkways above- still, no one looks up.

You wonder what Jake and Neytiri would say.

Jake would say something about how dumb the humans are, and Neytiri would remind him the body he used to be in.

Maybe the three of you would laugh, maybe lips would travel, but you would just be happy. Happy and safe. Content, in your small bubble, the world, everything at your fingertips.

Suddenly, the footsteps come to a head, and the two jump down, a blur of blue in the midst of all the humans and their creations, until it is only them and the boy you assume to be Spider left.

You let out a sigh, moving from your hiding place, when suddenly something is moving- and bullets rent the air.

When you look back, your eyes having been screwed shut, Lo’ak stands there, a broken look on his face and a gun in his hands.

“Lo’ak-” you whisper, taking a step forward, but he only looks away from you.

When he speaks, his voice is hoarse. “Let’s go.”

—-

All of you continue, and you ignore the feel of the human’s eyes on you, his odd smell, his off attire, small size.

“Thanks, guys,” he says, as the four of you all let out a breath- grateful to have gotten this fair, survived this much.

It seems like a fever dream, like a lie someone has spun- and you think of the web Lo’ak once spun to hide Payakan.

But, it fell, and you are sure this one will too.

Reality comes crashing back in the form of shouts, Avatars pointing, until that life or death response kicks in and all of you run for cover.

Your heart is beating so loudly you’re sure the entire ship can feel it. No, it’s not the waves rocking the ship, it’s the sound of your fear.

The bullets bounce and ping, and you lean against the cool metal wall, breathing heavily, until Neteyam suddenly grabs the gun from Lo’ak and starts his own assault.

The sound is much louder, see as it’s much closer to you, but you can’t dwell on the small details of things.

That is what this all is- time, moving too fast, too slow, threatening to be taken. Taken already. You are sure some of your brothers and sisters have fallen- their time has been taken. Cruelly and unjustly, by the humans.

You breathe in heavily, even though you feel a million emotions, even though you feel like you are about to collapse to the floor in exhaustion.

This day has been too much- it weighs on you now, on your head.

“Go, go, go, go!” Neteyam shouts, sending off his last few bullets, before all of you run forward in the lull of gunfire, soaring through the air, flying.

You jump over the rail, throw yourself over it, twisting sideways and each way, but when you hit the water-

you must have landed wrong. The water still fills your senses, becomes everything for a moment, until the need for air surpasses it all.

The wind must have been knocked out of you, you realize. But you don’t surface, instead you follow the path the boys have set, swimming under the boat and out into the air.

But you can feel it in your bones- something is terribly wrong.

Tsireya is there when you emerge, and everything comes back to you, and suddenly your side is hurting.

You gals for air wildly, it hurts so much, and their eyes all turn to you.

“Y/N!” Neteyam shouts, coming towards you, looking through the water. “You- you’ve been hit- there’s- there’s blood-”

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Lo’ak likes Y/N.

He does, truly.

She doesn’t make him feel like a disappointment. She always has a kind word for him, a hug, or just her presence. Lo’ak finds that he just likes her.

Likes when she’s close to him, likes when she sings Tuk to sleep, and if he closes his eyes- it’s like she’s singing to him.

Y/N just makes him feel loved.

Y/N makes him feel safe.

So, he should make her feel the same right? Or at least try.

But he can’t keep her safe. Not from this. He’s no healer- he can’t help her.

She lets out another groan, bringing him back to reality, back to the task at hand. Helping her onto the ilu, but she can only breathe erratically through the pain- and it hurts him so badly everything else fades.

Neteyam sits in front of her, guiding the ilu to somewhere safe, while her head falls back onto Lo’ak’s shoulder.

“It’s alright,” he finds himself saying, but it doesn’t sound like him. There is something behind his voice- he is lying, to everyone, to himself. “You’ll be fine, Y/N. You’ll be fine, mom.”

Once, Jake told Lo’ak to look after his mother. It was only a joke, of course, Neytiri needed no one to look after her.

She was taking him hunting, and he would catch something big, prove himself to her, and she would say how much she loved him.

Before they left, Jake had patted Lo’ak’s head, leaned down to reach his height.

“Watch out for your mom, son,” he had said. “Take care of her.”

Lo’ak vows he will do that now.

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ghostherlig · 5 months

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some more random hcs!!

bc im going to be away from my pc for like a week and wont be able to write until i get back home :')

please enjoy some more poly earth champs 😌 (under the cut bc idk how long this is going to be- update: it's long :))

raiden picks up sayings and swears from each of his bfs- the first thing he picked up was kenshi's small curses in japanese, to which kenshi, when he first heard, gasped and asked "who taught you that?!?" before realizing raiden was repeating what kenshi had said a few (thousand 🙄✋️) times before

raiden also picks up johnny's internet lingo/slang and sometimes uses it- also picked up the "get in the bed" jokes from johnny (ie, "i'll show you (insert adjective here), get in the bed")

lao and raiden already talk like they're the same person, but raiden sometimes mimicks how lao says things- like tone, intonation, sometimes will even pitch his voice to match lao's

kung lao is a fiend when it comes to video games- has the most number of smash bros wins and wears that crown with pride (lao mains king dedede and kirby, johnny plays king k rool and bayonetta, raiden plays ice climbers and pikachu, and kenshi plays mr game n watch (theres a blind joke in there somewhere) and luigi)

kenshi actually really likes playing games- he's a very playful and coy person at heart and when he's comfortable his cheeky nature appears and always gets his bfs to laugh and swoon- he's also very funny when he's comfy

when johnny gets super comfy, he coos similar to a pigeon- it's always quiet and usually unintentional but whenever one of his bfs ctach the sound they melt- kenshi rumbles when he's comfy, almost like a purr before it trails into a sigh (and then a nap), lao stretches out and does this minute long sigh, and raiden grumbles before he fully settles

their coffee/tea preferences!! johnny needs his coffee, and he usually does it without syrups- just black coffee with extra espresso shots or a plain latte- johnny got lao into coffee but lao likes the fun syrups a lot and really loves when johnny makes him caramel macchiatos- raiden and kenshi are the resident tea drinkers 😌 raiden drinks mostly green tea since it's a nice boost for him in the morning, but kenshi has discovered london fogs and he cant go back- he saves his green teas for the afternoon or evening when he wants that lil boost

kenshi and johnny are both fantastic cooks, but raiden and lao can bake like no one's business- raiden really enjoys making bread and lao likes making cookies- often they can be found gossiping with sugar and butter beating in the stand mixer

kenshi will make ramen for his bfs during winter or when one of them is sick- it's his family's recipe and he's perfected it

johnny has the singing voice of someone on radio in the 40's and all of his bfs swoon whenever they catch him singing, especially when it's later in the evening and johnny is dancing in the kitchen to sinatra

raiden plays the kalimba!! he knows all sorts of songs from howl's moving castle to claire de lune and he usually plays in the afternoon- kenshi will always smile when he's drinking tea in the living room and hears the soft tinkling from upstairs

favorite sodas!! lao loves dr pepper- johnny is a coke drinker through and through, raiden likes sprite and ginger ale, and kenshi usually gets root beer or fruity sodas

the first time johnny took kenshi to a Mitsuwa the man was skeptical, but he found it had a lot of stuff he missed from home- johnny would've bought the whole store if it made kenshi happy

johnny begged madam bo for a few of her recipes (lao and raiden's favs) and he spent weeks with her near perfecting them before he cooked them for lao and raiden at home- they both cried (and so did johnny)

when kenshi is off around the world working with jax, lao will call him spontaneously just to fill him in, usually when johnny and raiden are napping or when he really misses kenshi- sometimes kenshi can hear how much lao misses him even though he doesnt say it :(( he always promises he'll be home soon and will blow a kiss through the phone

johnny has a huge walk in closet that he encourages his bfs to use also- johnny loves when any of his bfs "accidently" grab one of his shirts and wear it for a day- they all end up wearing each other's clothes anyway

raiden and lao are plant dads- they have a lucky bamboo plant in the kitchen and a few trees and a mint plant scattered through out the house- there's also eucalyptus in their giant shared bathroom which johnny cannot live without now that he has it

kenshi is the reason the other three love the smell of incense- kenshi used to burn some whenever he was really stressed (like once a week to a month) and he always smelled like incense- now his bfs will burn some when they miss him

johnny loves when his bfs sleepily talk to him in their native languages- he's picked up a bit from each of them and can make out a few sentences but really just loves how they sound-

johnny does math for fun (phd in quantum mechanics) and sometimes his bfs will find notes around the house of numbers and equations that mean nothing to them- but they keep a pile in a drawer somewhere bc they like johnny's loopy hand writing

johnny will slip into german when he's drunk- like full accent and everything- he's barely conversational in german sober though so when he watches videos of himself the next morning he has no idea what he's saying

kenshi hates bugs- like cant stand roaches or spiders- for the longest time johnny dealt with them for him when they lived together

lao makes fun of kenshi for jumping or getting anxious around spiders and roaches but he also gets jumpy and anxious around spiders and roaches

kenshi has his phone auto read texts and johnny will send awful texts when the house is in dead silence- like johnny will be upstairs or in the bathroom and kenshi will be in the kitchen or living room making food or relaxing and suddenly his phone will go off with nonsense or pick up lines over and over again and johnny is laughing somewhere in the house and kenshi is sighing trying not to laugh

raiden likes making mead at home- he's also dabbled in making beer and wine but he prefers mead bc he likes how simple the recipe is and how he can switch out the fruits depending on the season

johnny just doesnt like regular cows milk, so he always has a milk substitute available for himself- at first he was all about almond and oat milk but then he realized he could just use coconut milk and coconut cream for things.... he's a changed man

they all patch each other up after missions- usually it's a quiet affair and they all just soak up being home and safe together again, but other times it can be loud and boisterous or sometimes an argument will break out if someone was injured for a stupid reason (like when johnny broke a rib taking a hit for lao, or when raiden almost got thrown off of a cliff after taking on like five assailants at once)

johnny runs super hot, kenshi runs super cold, lao's thermoregulation is honestly impressive, and raiden says he's fine but his fingers and toes get cold hella fucking fast

despite lao being the one with the chakram hat, johnny's hands are the most scarred thanks to split knuckles, clumsy moments with sharp objects, his loose use of knife safety while cooking, and how often kenshi and him used to spar at wu shi

the only bf without a single tattoo on his skin is lao- kenshi has his body murals, johnny has a few small ones that can be covered by make up, and raiden has a small smiley face on his ass cheek after losing a bet to lao

when talking about his bfs to jax, kenshi never specifies until jax asks- so kenshi will go on and on about how one of his bfs has been getting into this new show, and jax will have to use context clues to be able to tell if it's johnny, raiden, or lao-

johnny plays with the press a bit by mentioning his bfs in passing but almost as if he's talking about one dude- it's a whole thing when he breaks that he's in a polycule

kenshi doesnt like being on camera, so often photos with kenshi are cropped or taken with his head/face/tattoos out of frame- the most kenshi interacts with fans is when johnny does short lives and kenshi will talk to them there while johnny reads the comments to him

raiden and lao always crash johnny's lives- lao and johnny will chat with ppl and raiden usually sits nearby but also doesnt love being on camera- so he's given his privacy unless he tells johnny otherwise

the four are well known at the closest ER- johnny is very clumsy and living with antique swords, a chakram hat, several super sharp kitchen knives, and a lot of glass antiques as well can lead to a lot injuries- the night nurse knows the four of them fairly well and johnny is always sure to send her little gifts during the holidays and on her birthday- she's like an honorary fifth member of their lil family

unless he's cooking, going out, or working out, raiden leaves his hair down- all three of his bfs love running their hands through it

johnny does skin care nights for his bfs- he pampers himself and all of them with face masks and special treatments, they make a night of it and order in and put some music on while they chill in comfy clothes and indulge in self care

kenshi is a master at massages- his bfs are always spoiled if they complain of back pain or sore muscles-

lao will make cookie dough if he cant sleep, and several times all three of his bfs have caught him up at 4 am leant over the counter mixing chocolate chips into cookie dough before shoving the bowl in the fridge and getting dragged back upstairs

kenshi smokes sometimes when he's stressed or needs to think smth over- johnny used to smoke and sometimes joins kenshi outside just for the smell, though johnny has stolen cigarettes before when he was a little too stressed with work

raiden and lao are always dragging johnny and kenshi away from work late at night- they both overwork themselves and it's always "one more thing" until it's 2 am and then raiden and lao go and drag them off to bed

lao has music going 24/7- it's impossible to catch him without an ear bud in (he listens to all sorts of music but johnny and kenshi introduced him to rap and dad rock and that's a good portion of his music)

lao also listens to a lot of hip hop and can be caught dancing around the house to whatever is playing

that's all i got for now- it's almost 2 am for me so now i must go to bed lmao, but i love polychamps so much 🥺💖

#johnshi #railao #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #raiden #kung lao #mk1 #ghost's ouija board #johnrailaoshi

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audhd-nightwing · 4 months

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percy jackson ep3 live reaction

yesss the attic it looks perfect

the voice crack on “hi” i’m cackling

“oh geez” HES SO PERCY

annabeth immediately i love him.

percy’s gf requirements: has to be willing to push him down a flight of stairs without hesitation

let percy understand the horses PLEASE

“i chose you” i thought it was gonna be like ‘because you’re my best friend’ but nah he is just suspicious of grover dang. “i trust you” DAMN HE REALLY LYING HUH. poor grover totally believes him too. good thing he earns his trust back eventually and remains his best friend forever

“i’m gonna pack the best snacks” HE IS THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND

why tf are there lobster traps in the cabin. WHERE IS HIS BED???

“i think they’re canadian maybe? or from chuck e. cheese i dunno” he’s literally my favorite person ever

“these are… interesting”

thalia’s tree :(

when do they tell percy that grover was thalias protector 🤔

“the most powerful being in the universe’s best idea to save his daughter’s life… was to turn her into a tree?” YEAH FR GET HIS ASS PERCY

bro really does not know how to read the room 💀 “she met a pinecone’s fate” dude she is talking about her dead friend/sister-figure. grover’s literally like “wtf man”

how tf did they get a taxi from long island to the city bro

“i’m sorry to hear that” UR THE BEST ANNABETH

why is grover singing… THEATRE KID ENERGY

“our voting system’s broken” hgjfhdhd

BIG OOF ????

the autism makes decisions so hard very real

NOT THE TOSTITOS /j

“they smell fear” “that’s bees” EXCUSE ME? BEES WHAT NOW??

damn dodds that’s brutal

“perhaps the most formidable demigod child alive” i adore how they make 12 y/o annabeth so fucking powerful. like i really really love that they do that cuz ppl always talk about how powerful percy is but not how powerful annabeth is

defeated by shitty evacuation skills smh

…we’re lost in the woods, somewhere in new jersey

“i didn’t even know they had forests in new jersey” king. what.

ahhh i wish they just made them 13 i really cannot see them as 12 year olds

ope it is revealed. GROVER STOP TRYING TO REDIRECT THE CONVERSATION ITS NOT WORKING

annabeth IMMEDIATELY knows it’s medusa lol

thinking abt how sally used medusa’s story to teach lil percy that appearances aren’t everything and “not everything that looks like a monster is a monster”. very interested to see what they do with her in this version of pjo

“and i definitely trust my mom” percy is such a momma’s boy i love it

i hope they don’t make her evil pls pls pls. SHES NOT EVIL SHES AN SA VICTIM. “a survivor” :(

“the gift the gods gave me is i cannot be bullied anymore” yes 🙌

girl really said “it’s not a gift it’s a curse” as if she was there 💀 ilysm but clearly the story you’ve heard isn’t what really happened

“so did i” :( she was a worshipper of athena

“i wasn’t like you, i was you”

ANNABETH “that isn’t what happened” GIRL YOU WERENT THERREEEEE

you tell them medusa !! her and percy get matching “i hate poseidon” shirts

team #trust issues

oop. yeah fuck poseidon.

okay yeah i really like this characterization of her. like a good person with a skewed moral compass. or at least good intentions but not great actions

leetle snakes hiss hiss

annabeth watching percy defeat alecto… she literally has heart eyes hehe

THEY BETTER SHIP HER HEAD TO OLYMPUS I SWEAR

you tell them grover!!!!!!

oh he really did choose grover because he trusted him aw :,)

YES SHIP THE HEAD

“i am impertinent” ily

the song 💀 this is why they are besties

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA? *lip bite*

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson show #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo show #aunty em #annabeth chase #grover underwood

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pavitr prabhakar ★ general headcanons

content/warnings: implied/mentions of death (his parents+uncle), mentions of bullying, gayatri x pavitr, written by a coconut who is not indian PLS CORRECT ME!!

a/n: the sunny boy himself... (ugly crying) I LOVE HIM. loosely based off of the scraps of canon that i could find. maybe a little projection... (i am desi) atsv version pavitr! written at midnight and not very edited 💀

For some background, Pavitr was born in Southern India (likely Tamil Nadu or Kerala) so one of his first languages was Tamil! A village / small town boy at heart.

After his parents passed at a young age he moved to Mumbattan with his Aunt Maya and Uncle Bihm (of course) and it is very very different!!!

Obviously Pavitr has to learn Hindi and Marathi properly in order to fit in AND English my boy has to be multi-lingual from the start...

Even from early on Pavitr was bullied because he didn't fit in with the city kids. Gets called pagal Prabhakar (crazy Prabhakar — a bit like puny Parker?) and a slew of other names because of his accent, how he mixes up the languages, and the fact that he lives with his aunt and uncle rather than his parents.

Eventually by the time he's in his early teens he "assimilates" in terms of the language and culture but he's a scrawny kid so he still gets bullied... kids are ruthless bro don't you got the JEE to study for 💀

God forbid if anyone found out about his emo phase at that time... Pavitr's just getting onto social media and when he sees the emo subculture he just takes it and runs. (He stops out of embarassment when his Aunt Maya finds out why he's stealing her kajal... There are photos out there somewhere.)

Also meets Gayatri during his lil emo phase. Definitely a chill popular girl and definitely sticks up for him (it's giving Indian Forest Gump... does anyone know about that adaptation 😭)

He's a bit hesitant about Gayatri at first since the popular kids kind of dogpile on him all the time but eventually they become a little duo and he crushes HARD

Enter hopeless romantic Pavitr he is the embodiment of the song "Love Spell" by Param Pannu (Spotify link it's a BOP)

Plus you know he's in love when he admits he had an emo phase to you... in the middle of his emo phase. (Gayatri has all those pictures saved by the way.)

Then comes Mumbattan Visions Academy!! (according to the wiki that's where he goes.)

Of course we know that Pavitr is quite naturally smart so the entrance exam is no problem (RAFFLE BOY like Miles 😊😊😊)

But he is so super concerned about getting in with Gayatri so a few weeks before the exams they're studying together (doing anything but study)

My girl Gayatri is trying to help him out and he has no idea what she's saying and she's so smart and literally knows twice the amount of info you need to know so my boy Pavitr is sweating BULLETS the day before (exam is so easy he thinks he's sitting the wrong one LMAO)

Pavitr does NOT want to stay at the dorms he'll defo miss his auntie and uncle too much (and his auntie's cooking) but he begrudgingly goes anyway...

Enter NADEESH (his universe's Ned counterpart I totally just made up...)

They're roomies and Nadeesh is from Bengal and they actually bond quite easily considering they're not from Mumbattan he's a STEM boy and has a love/hate relationship with it (super smart though maybe just not at school... gadget stuff 😱)

Pavitr doesn't know a LICK of Bangla but Nadeesh teaches him some perhaps to rizz up Gayatri... (they're all vulgar or swear words or words Pavitr picked up from hearing Nadeesh's mum speak on the phone 💀)

SPEAKING OF GAYATRI yeah she's slaying school and also has a lil modelling thing going on too. STEM girlie and fashion girlie and knows multiple languages (her father knows a couple considering he's an officer)

Pavitr is a hopeless romantic but he's just hopeless when he asks her out in Bangla trying to be cool and doesn't realise he called her a whore... (he's so going to kill Nadeesh.)

She finds it HILARIOUS though and they start dating and everyone lived happily ever after and NO ANCIENT YOGI TIME MY BOY IS SPIDER-MAN NOW 🤯🤯🤯🤯

I think Pavitr's initial approach to being Spider-Man is very... impractical. Given he's just gotten his powers and gotten his naturally buff abilities and always amazing hair (yes that is part of his powers) (yes he asked the yogi for it), he's very spontaneous and disorganised. He probably has the stupidest most impractical suit and sweats like HELL in it (kind of like the one in the comics?) My boy's grades kind of take a hit and so does his little freshman year relationship with Gayatri.

My guy Nadeesh is chill though he knows instantly like Pavitr isn't subtle about it... (they're both night owls and Nadeesh is like cramming asf and Pavitr swings in without thinking and he's just like... "okay dude I have a physics exam tomorrow idgaf 😭 wait but that so cool though can I help—")

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a— Okay his Uncle Bihm dies. You know how it goes.

Gayatri breaks up with him (it's exam season and she wants to "take a break".) His uncle is dead. He's flunking school (for real this time) Emo phase 2? Maybe not...

Pavitr ends up spending a lot more time with Maya and while he's a little irrationally spiteful he learns the importance of taking care of the little family he has left. Pavitr doesn't have the privilege of that multi-generational village household he had back when he was young, or parents like the rest of his classmates. It's just him and his aunt in that little apartment, a speck in the whole of Mumbattan, the place he has to protect and call home now.

Okay that got sad real fast but HE CHERISHES HIS AUNT hence why he always makes time to have chai with her, no matter how busy he is or how emo he's feeling.

His uncle Bihm had a couple traditional pieces of clothing and Maya makes him try them on. He feels a bit silly especially since he's gotten used to pushing away his culture and mainly speaking English at his new school but then his aunt starts tearing up and he starts tearing up and "you look just like your chacha" and UGH

After a while Pavitr gets himself together and decides to design himself a new suit. He takes inspiration from a couple of his uncle's fancier pieces and also Gayatri's first advert feature (my girl is going places!!!) so his outfit has a lot of meaning to him.

We gotta go BACK for the yo-yo though y'all. I'm so certain that Gayatri had a yo-yo when they were younger and he learnt it just to impress her... SO HE HAS A YO-YO AS PART OF HIS GEAR 😱😱😱

Of course these little signs add up and Gayatri is like half-sure he's Spider-Man (but not entirely cause when she's saved in the film she's a bit taken aback when he hugs her... my girl is smart but you always got a lil uncertainty!!! Maybe she figures it out after that though...)

Obviously he flunked those exams considering he was NOT studying while he was grieving and when Gayatri checks up on him he's of course not doing the greatest despite his little comeback. However...

"I can help you review if you want?" she asks him. Pavitr's smile comes back that day.

But my boy STILL CANNOT CATCH A BREAK because Gayatri's father gets promoted to Police Captain and is suddenly very protective of his daughter

There's a lot of awkward moments where Pavitr has to play off his association with Gayatri (puts the hopeless in hopeless romantic yet again.) No, she never told him they were dating before (and those pictures are in a SAFE trust) though they're not exactly dating now.

Gayatri is pretty indifferent about it all, to be fair. She doesn't exactly care if her father finds out (and hopefully she can tell him soon) but she also doesn't want her dad to be disappointed in her considering she looks up to him a lot.

A BIT OF GAYATRI HEADCANON but I feel like she's very academically gifted but doesn't exactly want to go into STEM? Fashion is her thing and she eventually might want to go into acting (like this girl in her classes called Meera Jain... OUUU rivalry but not really they're besties I fear)

Gayatri definitely gossips and gushes to Meera Jain about Pavitr like how he gossips and gushes to Nadeesh. They both give the other contrasting advice (they're still not together... SITUATIONSHIP 💀💀💀)

It's not as bad as when Pavitr called Gayatri a whore by accident but getting together again is definitely awkward when they go to get lassi at that very overpriced store that opened up that Pavitr most definitely cannot afford (smiles and fights to pay while a part of him dies inside)

Though their relationship is stronger this time! Pavitr does still have his secret as Spider-Man, but things are looking up! Especially when he finds out that he's not the only Spider-Man (ENTER ATSV CANON STORYLINE 😱😱😱)

Endless high school antics I love this dude and his lil friends

That's it for now I think THANK YOU FOR READING!! I so wish there was more content on him but I had to take matters into my own hands...

🕸️💫🪀

y'all better stop sleeping on pavitr now... HES SO AHHHH I LOVE HIM YOU DONF UNDERSTAND HES THE DUDE EVER

don't talk about my other wips. or why im uploading this at midnight.

ALSO if you are desi (particularly indian) please correct me OR FEEL FREE TO ADD ON i am so whitewashed and my boy needs to be done justice

reblogs so super appreciated! if you wanna read the rest of my atsv stuff click here :p

#pavitr prabhakar #atsv pavitr #pavitr x gayatri #spiderman india #pavitr prabhakar headcanons #pavitr my beloved #atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv headcanons #vhstown

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since your request are open and I really enjoy your fanfictions how about „how nct dream would flirt with their crush“

NCT DREAM IMAGINE: CHAPTER EIGHT

╰─▸ ❝ @ nct dream x gn!idol!reader

→ dreamies flirting with their crush + how they act around their crush.

→ requests open

→ trigger warnings: none, swear words?

→ a/n: kinda not flirting but everything else, like thanks for the love </33 hope you enjoy it cutie 😔 I think I should stop calling people pieces of shits- but that's my way of love ig?

crush

MARK LEE

❝I wrote a song, do you wanna um listen to it?❞

makes it as subtle as possible. ayo, he's gonna be bare smitten ye, so he's like writing songs about you at 3AM or like thinking about you during random hours. he's gonna release them- if he does not have courage to ask you out, and when you ask him who it is about, he's just dodging it.

mark mainly flirts with his songs, cause he's really bad at doing it in real life. he's awkward if he does try flirting because haechan convinced him to. you and haechan are laughing at his attempts cause he's honestly so adorable.

he'd invite you over, and like watch movies and stuff- cause that's his way of showing he likes your presence nah, he can't flirt to save his life, but smooth remarks do come from somewhere randomly. but songs, he writes beautiful shit, ayo he's playing you the guitar when you can't sleep, or you'll be the first person to listen to any new songs he makes.

RENJUN HUANG

❝do you wanna eat together- stop being a idiot❞

he's so adorable man, he's usually not the type to have crushes and shit but when he does, he's just so in love, he's gonna go out of his way to make you things. his way of flirting is acts of service? like pulling the chair for you to sit, or drawing you, or just making sure you're good.

you're heart bare flutters yeah, cause he's just so sweet for what. anyways, if you are like together, he's making those subtle gestures, like touching your pinkies, or like leaning closer to you. ayo, he's so cute.

but he can also be super mean, like the more I annoy you, the more I love you types. you're gonna be bare pissed, but then he makes up for it with his cutesy shit. tsundere man, he's just giving you, or like staring at you from across the room one minute and calling you swear words the next minute.

JENO LEE

❝you're perfume smells really good, come closer❞

he's confident. stan. he loves, absolutely spending time with you. quality time bro. he's just cuddling you while you watch films, or like reaching to hold your hand. idk, more than words he prefers using gestures to flirt.

his body language is making it obvious as well, it's like in a room full of people talking he is only paying attention to you, ayo man's calm. he's making eye contact, he is going out of his way to make sure you are doing good. loves seeing you smile, so is gonna make stupid ass unfunny jokes, which are so stupid that they make you grin anyways.

bro he's either licking his lips, or staring at your lips for sure. his hands in his hair, running his fingers, he tries making it subtle but nah ain't working bro. you catch him doing his so often, like he is desperate to touch you some way so he's just like reaching to move your hair out of your face or like lean closer to tell you your perfume smells good, shit like that.

HAECHAN LEE

❝close your eyes, do you see anything? that's me without you❞

bro is not even gonna hide it. cringy ass pick up lines, corny ass dialogues, nah he's not even gonna improve himself after your feed back. he's gonna search up stuff online and use it on you the next day you see each other.

clingy bro. if you are in the same room as him, he's attached to your hip. he loves touching you, so he's like random cupping your face- smirking like an idiot when you blush, or holding your hand or back hugging you out of no where. the loml. anyways, he's like very open about his feelings towards you.

bros the type to get jealous easily and make it so obvious. you arw laughing with mark, he's coming over and either inserting himself into the convo or making fun of his members to catch your attention. oh, he's funny so he's good at making you laugh. he's sending you flying kisses, winking at you, out of no where bro, he's like so out of pocket. (reminds me of myself fr).

JAEMIN NA

❝i just love having you around, all to myself❞

he flirts like he breathes. makes snarky but heart fluttering comments (unlike haechan) out of no where, you have to prepare your heart twice before seeing him. absolute sweetheart. he's cooking for you, he's playing with you. ong, he does anything to have you alone to himself.

and when you are alone, bro is like the softest piece of shit ever. the way he stares at you, the way his lips curl up or his face lights up every time you are speaking or acknowledging him. he's asking about you all the time, loves knowing little details about you, so that if he ever asks you out, he's putting in some elements.

spoils you all the time. like not even kidding, buys everything like a two set, one for him one for you. you tell him you liked the way he smelled, he's buying you that perfume so that you can smell the same. you two would be wearing couple items without even being a couple fr.

CHENLE ZHONG

❝you're so pretty- i meant you look like a rat❞

he's spoiling you literally. oh you have an mv shoot, he's sending you a food truck, oh you have a drama shoot, food truck on it's way baby. okay, he's not like open about his feelings so his way of flirting would be rosy cheeks, shy smiles.

when you enter the room you know his eyes are on you. loves to shower you in gifts, even if you tell him not to, he's gonna pretend like he won't but next day another gift waiting at your door. if you don't speak chinese, then he's calling you pretty and all that adorable shit, but when you ask him he's gonna insult you like his life depends on it.

loves when you spend time with daegal, and let's you do it any time of the day. he wants to hang out with you, he's using daegal as an excuse. anyways, he's easily flustered so not much straight forward flirting is expected. but when he confirms you are into him. watch him turn into a different person bro. he's like cocky, and plays hard to get.

JISUNG PARK

❝do you wanna uh uh um watch a film um with me?❞

he's so shy, like not even funny. he's like staring at you from across the room but when you feel it and turn to him he's looking away, like the cute little shi- person he is. he's more on the awkward side of the spectrum like our dear mark, but sometimes after his members like boost his confidence he tries like inviting you over for a movie or shit.

but even then he's stuttering unable to speak, cause you just pull the air out of him. when you agree, he's subtly sliding his hand behind you on the couch, or like moving closer? or asking you questions about yourself.

in this dynamic, if you are into him, you're probably the one being flirty rather than him cause idk, just can't see him like being smooth with his words or actions for that matter. nah, but when he's like performing, if he knows you're watching him he'd probably like wink at you or some- mans a different person on stage.

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Hey, y'all. Gonna be real for a second. This guy right here? [Tap glass of tank] It's the reason we're here at all, and it really means the world to us that all of you are here helping us out. Seriously, we would have NEVER been able to do this without all of you.

Reese, what you did back there was badass!!!! We honestly were, uh, about to die back there... That was really scary but you were so fucking brave!! We woulda been toast without you!!!! We were all screaming inside, I swear!!!! You RULE, man!!!! Holy crap!!!

And Serif? Don't take this the wrong way, but somewhere in there I think you're a big sweetheart, and you gettin' Reese out of there was a real slick move!! For real, we all thought it was cool as hell!!!! Thanks for not letting Reese die!!!!

Bugboy, you got some MAD skills!!!! You got that door up under some intense pressure and it's working beautifully!!!! Plus, this laser gun keeps coming in handy! I dunno if we're ever gonna give this thing back to you, it's real sick haha!

Skippy, you truly are a master strategist!!! You helped put this plan together, and honestly I don't know HOW getting the bait woulda gone if we hadn't had you here!! Not to mention you broke that tank with some real finesse!!!! Goddamn!!

Crunch, you've been trying even though you're a real butterfingers! No, but seriously. The sentiment is appreciated and we're grateful that you give a damn! You were even fine watching Serif despite what happened to your bro, and that means a lot more than you think!!!!

Chef, you didn't kill Ketchup even though you said it was a bad idea, and regardless of if that was a mistake or not, we are real grateful to you for respecting our choice!! You've also been consistently excellent backup!!!! Thank you!!!

Mal, I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH that we woulda been totally fucked without your expertise. You saved Serif big-time earlier!!! And you just pulled off THE scariest operation on our pal Parchy here!! You know your stuff so well and you're a damn professional!!!! And also a great hugger!!

And Kevin. You're .... Here. Hi, Kevin. Thanks for hearing us out after you called us a crazy weirdo. That was nice of you. Also ee appreciate you not holding it against Serif for biting you, haha!!! You're pretty chill!!

So, yeah. I dunno WHAT the FUCK we woulda done without y'all. From the bottom of our hearts, Thank you all.

[* Your party members each show their appreciation for the kind words in their own ways. Party morale has been boosted!]

[* The CATALYST continues to rest. It twitches every so often, as if it's dreaming. What a nice thought.]

#prch #mailbox #interlude #||#utmv #undertale au

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dabisbabygirl · 1 year

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GHOST, SOAP & PRICE AS THINGS ME AND MY FRIENDS DO:

💀 i kinda forgot i had this blog too so... 💀

Anyway: kinda into cod mw2 a lot lately so here i am sith a post on my men cause who's gonna stop me.

~♡♡♡♡♡♡~

♡ A LIL DANCEY DANCE TO PISS OFF OUR "FATHER".

Aka me and my friend will do anything to try and piss off our friend cause we are the babies of the situations, like the evil twins.

Now yall know where this is going: Ghost and Soap dancing on the most embarassing songs and situations just to see Price's reaction and let me tell you, this poor man is this closed to end their existence.

♡ FOOD? WHAT FOOD? WE KNOWS CHICKEN NUGGETS O N L Y

Self explanatory, but we do have the taste of two 5 years old 💀

Price is so done with how picky they are that he just goes fir nuggets and that's it, no other food, that's what they gonna eat.

♡ SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAKS

We never sleep, like.. never, and the funny part is when we are all in one house cause me and evil twin n°2 are awake and laughing at like 3am, dad is sleeping from 9pm.

Price is done with those two and pretty much pray any god to pass at least one single nigh without hearing Soap's laugh at any time of the night.

♡ TITTIE COMMENTS

We're all titties bros so, if one of us see a good pics somewhere, all of us has to see it too.

I can totally see Soap finding a pretty good tiddies pic on twitter really and just running to Ghost to let him see it, Price is just right there, minding his own business, but he got to see the tiddies too.

♡ NO YOU CAN'T SET THE WORLD ON FIRE.

We are cute i swear. Kinda. In some twisted sort of way. In a pretty feral way. Dad is constantly on full panic when we are together.

Ghost and Soap are ready to kill anyone at any time and Price is not that much concerned about it, just when they are at some club, or like anywhere who does not require to kill to save or anything really, so he's just kinda "NO" on a full time, just like a stressed out mother of two.

~♡♡♡♡♡♡~

#cod #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #ghost mwii #ghost x reader #ghost x soap #simon riley #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap x reader #john price #captain price #price x reader #cod headcanons #mwii headcanons

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hi-i-love-u-bitch · 1 year

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TMNT Headcannons from across the universe!

These are just headcannons I have for characters that NO MATTER which universe they’re in, I truly believe these hc are real in my heart.

• Raph curses like a sailor (Yes even your precious rottmnt!Raph). He is usually 101% done with whatever bullshit they’ve gotten themselves into and has no need or want to put a filter up because of it. Though he tries not to curse too much if Master Splinter or small children are around, he’ll slip up once or twice if he gets too frustrated.

• On the flip side: Leo NEVER curses. But it’s not because he’s the older brother/leader and wants to be an example for his brothers (especially not rottmnt!Leo). But because he’s a little shit and likes watching his brothers cringe at whatever nonsense he uses to replace swear words.

• Leo: Aw shucks! This really ruffles my freathers! Looks like we really go ourselves in a pickle this time fellas!

• Raph, Donnie, and Mikey, sobbing: Please for the love of god just say FUCK!!!

• All of the bros can skateboard but Mikey is the best at it.

• Donnie’s always got to be a little messeed up in the head, mainly because his morality is a fucking rulet wheel. Like he can be the sweetest person you know but if the situation does not benefit his friends or family he does NOT care for it.

• It has been stated before many times that Mikey has the most raw talent amongst his brothers and I truly believe that if Leo hadn’t stepped up as leader Splinter would have assigned it to Mikey. But like also Mikey absolutely DOES NOT want to be leader.

• I firmly believe that Raph is good with kids; like if it were possible for him to live a normal life I wholeheartedly believe he would be a kindergarten teacher.

• Donnie does NOT like kids but kids seem to like him for some reason.

• Leo is okay with kids, he’s just really awkward around them and doesn’t know how he should act.

• Mikey absolutely adores kids and they adore him right back! He doesn’t speak to them in that condisending way that most adults do as if children are stupid and don’t understand anything happening around them. He talks to them like any other person and respects their opinions and ideas. If possible he’d probably have the biggest family out of all his brothers.

• Hates pineapple on pizza: Raph, Donnie, Casey

• Likes pineapple on pizza: Mikey, Leo, Splinter, April

• Casey Jones would NEVER in a million years EVER be a cop! (I don’t fucking care what the Bayverse movies say CASEY JONES WOULD NEVER BE A FUCKING COP!!!)

• Casey is trans and bisexual, always! Look me in the eyes and tell me I’m wrong!

• Even if she isn’t a reporter/journalist in every universe, April O’Neil is always gunna be a bit nosey by nature and know ALL the gossip.

• April is either gunna be Bisexual or AroAce, no inbetween!

• With that being said, if April and Casey aren’t “romantically” involved with each other they are QPP because they’re soulmates and I love their dynamic together.

• Raph and Casey are also QPP! They are ALWAYS going to be best friends in EVERY universe!

• Leo is bisexual, always! Look me in the eyes and tell me I’m wrong!

• Mikey is pansexual and genderfluid/agender/genderqueer/idk they got something going on with their gender cuz it sure as hell ain’t cis!

• Donnie is nonbinary because he has no time for silly things like gender, only science! His sexuality is a squiggly line hand wave that’s somewhere on the ace spectrum and your guess is as good as mine.

• Raph goes by he/they pronouns. That’s all anybody has ever gotten out of him and if they ask he always replies with: my gender is who fucking cares and my sexuality is who gives a shit!

• Much like April, Splinter fall under the line of either being bisexual or Aroace, no inbetween!

• Splinter may be pretty bad with technology sometimes but he absorbes languages like a fucking sponge. At minimum he knows at least 6 different languages.

• If given the choice to either save the world or his sons Splinter will always ALWAYS choose his boys. No hesitation what-so-ever! This rat man would rather fist fight god themselves then ever even CONSIDER losing his babies! He’s not the most perfect parent and he can be a bit strict at times but he loves his children so, so much! To him they ARE his entire world!

• Cat person: Mikey, Raph, April

• Dog person: Leo, Donnie, Casey

• Bird/Fish person: Splinter

• Epic Rap Battles of History!!! Autism (Donnie and Raph) vs ADHD (Mikey and Leo)!!!

• Raph listens to emo rock and grunge music

• Donnie listens to either classical music or heavy metal depending on his mood.

• Leo is actually just as good at playing video games as Mikey. He excels best at super fast paced rhythm games and complex puzzle games.

• Mikey actually kinda enjoys meditating but he HAS to have music playing in the background or else he gets bored and distracted.

• April, Raph, and Donnie have formed a gossip circle where they shit talk about people they hate.

• With proper motivation Baxter Stockman is the most terrifying villain in the TMNT universe because the man is fucking insane and doesn’t care if he has to hurt himself or others to meet his goal. We do not thank our lucky stars enough that he is a coward prone to being bullied by other overzealous villains to do their grunt work. The world would have been destroyed ten times over if it were not for that.

• I feel like all the turtles’ troubles could have been avoided if the Shredder would have just taken some anger management classes, yoga, weed, something and like vibed for at least 5 minutes. Like if he took the time to think over his plans more than once he’d kind of be like: Yeah okay, no, this is fucking stupid!

• Bebop and Rocksteady are gay and married.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt headcanons #leonardo tmnt #raphael tmnt #donatello tmnt #michelangelo tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 87

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withloveoptimus · 2 years

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It's Prime Time Chap 1.

was posted on ao3 first but i wanted to post it on here too since I'm writing more lmao

this is a two-shot little story that may end up with its own series but who knows that may also change n e way onto the story

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Chap One of It's Prime Time

Pairings: Optimus Prime & Reader (platonic), Smokescreen & Reader (platonic)

Summary: Optimus wishes to take you somewhere because he wants to spend quality time with you, and fun ensues.

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You spent the day like any other, sitting at the base with the kids, either sitting around or playing video games, which would often get too loud and Ratchet would shout, “Quiet down! Some people are trying to work here!” which was of course like any other day at the base. You were eating snacks you brought as you watched them, occasionally playing when they asked but mostly watching.

As you stuff another chip into your mouth, your eyes wander before landing on your partner in crime, and guardian, Smokescreen. His back was turned to you as he was engaged in a conversation with Bulkhead, probably talking about past battles or something, and you were honestly happy that their friendship was getting better since they got off to a rocky start. Bulkhead was a good influence on Smokescreen, in his own way and they acted more and more like brothers. A “Bromance” as Miko put it when you two talked about it one time.

That did leave you with a few thoughts, like imagining those bro memes you would see and you had to keep yourself from laughing.

While lost in your train of thought, you hadn’t noticed Smokescreen walk over to the human area until a metal finger was poking you. “Oh shit!” You jumped, turning to the owner of said finger only to meet Smokescreen’s gaze, “Oh, hey Kachow.”

He immediately shoots you a look that only makes you laugh.

“C’mon, you promised!” He whined.

“I may have promised but your reactions are so worth it.”

You will never let him live down the fact that you walked in on him doing the 'Kachow!' in one of the empty rooms of the base, after having a Cars movie marathon with the kids. It took lots of bribing from him but you promised to keep it between the two of you–he would never know that you let it slip to Optimus and had to swear him to secrecy–, although you can't help teasing him with it.

He rolls his optics at your teasing but you know he isn’t upset if the little smile on his face is anything to go by. “Anyways,” You close the bag of chips and place them on the table, “what were you and Bulk talking about?”

There’s some shouting and you sneak a glance to see Miko doing a victory dance as she beats Jack, who watches in defeat, in one of the fighting games you brought. You can only laugh as she shouts, “In your face!” and Jack just sighs. Arcee, Bumblebee, and Raf watch in amusement, making comments here and there.

“Bulkhead was just sharing some battle stories,” Smokescreen says, excitement clear in his voice, and you turn your attention back to him. “just hearing about them makes me so jealous! I would’ve been so awesome on the battlefield back on Cybertron.”

You chuckle and decide to indulge your guardian, “Mind telling me some stories then?” You ask as you get up from the couch and walk over to where he was standing by the railing.

The grin you get in return is worth it and you can only smile as he picks you up and goes somewhere quieter.

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It was late night by the time the kids went home and you lounged on the couch, waiting on a certain Autobot leader, who was your other guardian. Smokescreen had offered to take you home but you declined, wanting to spend what little time you could with Optimus, seeing as he was always busy and you were kind of missing his company.

You were officially bored after attempting to keep yourself busy by doodling, reading some books you brought, or playing games. You were blaming it on Optimus taking so long doing whatever it was he was doing.

It's quiet, save for Ratchet typing away at the computer with his occasional grumbling.

An idea comes to mind and it might be a bad idea and maybe it'll piss off Ratchet but you're bored and it's Optimus' fault.

It's too late to back out now as you look over to where he is. "Hey, Grumpy?" You call.

There's no response and you aren't surprised.

"Doc Bot?"

He pauses but continues working.

"Mister Grinch?"

A heavy sigh and shake of his head and you're fighting the urge to just laugh.

"Rat–"

"What do you want?! Can't you see I'm working!" He finally snaps, and you howled with laughter. His reaction was totally worth it as he just watched you, utterly annoyed and ready to just send you through a ground bridge home. He fails to understand how Optimus deals with you.

It takes a bit for you to calm down, still a fit of giggles, but when you look at Ratchet again you're close to another laughing fit.

He's gone back to ignoring you, probably for the better, but he's frowning and grumbling about something. Just as you're about to open your mouth to say something, totally not to mess with him some more, you're being picked up.

“I can’t leave you alone, can I?” Optimus says as he sets you in his palm, using a finger to nudge your little body.

“What do you expect me to do, I was bored! And would you stop doing that–” You growled, attempting to bat his finger away.

Optimus looks to Ratchet, "I apologize for the disturbance, old friend." The medic only grumbles in reply, waving them off so he can get back to work.

You breathe a sigh of relief when Optimus pulls his finger away, you swear he and Smokescreen only do it to mess with you. Before you know it, you find yourself in Optimus' passenger seat.

"What took you so long, Big Red?" You inquire as he starts the drive out of the base.

He's silent for a bit. "I was taking care of some business. I apologize for making you wait so long, Little One."

You snort, “Any longer and I wouldn’t be sitting here right now.”

Optimus sighs, knowing all too well how much you love messing with Ratchet. The two of you could have your moments, but primus could you grind the poor Medic’s gears. The Autobot leader couldn’t even count on his fingers how many times he’s had to pick you up and take you somewhere else before Ratchet hauled you through a ground bridge. It’s even worse if Wheeljack is around.

“Must you mess with him so much?”

“Uh, duh! I do it out of love though so it's okay!"

That pulls a chuckle from him. “Out of love, you say?”

You nod, crossing your arms over your chest, sporting a huge grin. Any teasing from you was always out of love or just joking in general. Still, you weren’t the best at reading the room or reading people in general, so sometimes it went farther than you’d have liked.

It isn’t long before Optimus is pulling up to your home, the ride feeling a little shorter than usual and you can’t help but feel just a bit upset. You kind of want to ask him to drive around for a bit, just so you can spend just a little more time with him, but decide against it. You’d rather not keep him from his duties.

“Little One?” Optimus calls, worried at your silence and the slight change in mood. He decides not to mention the pout you were now sporting.

You shake your head, “Sorry, Big Red, I was just thinking.”

He hums, waiting patiently as you collect and calm yourself. You’re glad he let you do so, even if he could read you like an open book.

Once your thoughts are clear, you pat the dashboard, ready to say goodnight and let him be on his way but Optimus stops you.

“Before you go,” He starts, “I must ask something of you.”

Now that puzzles you. A little weird, you think.

“What’s up?”

He was silent for a moment, trying to piece together whatever he was going to ask. You’re silently hoping it isn’t anything too bad, your behavior has been good this week.

“I ask that you do not stay up late,” Okay now he is being weird, “I wish to take you somewhere, Little One. I do not know where, but we shall go somewhere.” He finishes.

And now he’s completely thrown you for a loop.

Of course, it wasn’t weird for him to take you places, there were a few times he had taken you on patrol if he wanted some company. Sometimes he’d even take you and the kids out if you had projects to do because he was hesitant to let Ratchet help with them again, though he would never say so aloud. So what was this all about?

“What?” Is all you manage to say.

"We'll be spending the day together." He simply says.

That is enough to bring back the grin you were sporting earlier and you have to stop yourself from squealing and kicking your feet. Your wishes had been granted and it honestly felt too good to be true.

"Really?!" You look at the steering wheel excitedly then pause, "You're not joking are you?"

He's a little offended you'd think he would joke about this.

"Of course not, Little One, I speak only the truth.”

You pump your fist in the air, “Fuck yeah!” Ignoring the silent reprimand for your profanity.

Optimus chuckles when you hurry to unbuckle yourself and open his door. “Goodnight, Big Red! Love ya!” You shout and dash to your front door, almost tripping in your excitement. You wanted nothing more than to hurry to your bed and sleep the night away. Although you didn’t think you would even be able to sleep with this much excitement, you were going to try.

Once you finally manage to open the door, you turn and offer your guardian a final wave goodnight before scurrying inside.

You find yourself rushing through your nightly routine, and just as you slip on a baggy shirt to sleep in, your phone buzzes on the nightstand. Sneaking a glance, you realize someone was messaging you. That someone being Optimus.

Big Red: Please be ready by ten.

Big Red: Sleep well, Little One, I love you.

You go to bed with a smile and a warm feeling in your chest.

#transformers prime #tfp optimus prime #optimus x reader #but it's platonic #reader is a little silly guys #adventures with optimus #ratchet #tfp arcee #bumblebee #fluff #like lots of fluff #no beta we die like cliffjumper #idk how to tag lmfao

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magic-hcs · 2 years

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hebrbehfhed how about the horrortale bros with a goofy ass bestie that has the outlook of "I am the court jester, I will make it funny" along with the self preservation of a rock

Omg love writing this one!

Warnings: mention of blood, mention of panic attack and trauma,

I swear it’s a funny cute story even though it has these warnings, it’s not angst I swear!

Bear: HT Sans

Bean: HT Papyrus

If you like what you read please consider dropping a comment.

Time to cast some magic and see what we’ll get!✨

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Bear: This poor cuddle bear has a hard time keeping up. He adores you and your pranks but please slow down and don’t hurt yourself. Luckily both Bear and Bean can handle a little amount of blood so there’s that.

Bear not only got snacks in his hoodie pockets now, he also got bandaids, disinfectant spray and wipes in the hoodie pockets. This boy will worriedly follow you around whenever you decide to go put a new prank or joke into action. Only participating when he’s 100% sure it’s safe and won’t bring you any harm. Otherwise, the moment he sees it going wrong he’s scooping you up and taking you away.

You are forbidden to use knives when you are in your ‘jester mood’ - it’s a nickname both brothers had endearingly given to your habit of making anything a scene straight out of a comedy movie - only being allowed to use them when you swear you’re not going to do anything with it except to cut what you’re supposed to cut. Which you really do, because come on, are you really going to do such things knowing it could give these boys a panic attack, or worse trigger their traumas? I think not!

Bear likes and enjoys your jokes or Shenanigans the most when they are harmless and leave food out of it. Like that one time the two of you were at a library and you called out to Bear in excitement. Bear had to steel himself for the worst case scenario, keeping one hand in his hoodie pocket he turned to you. Only to be pleasantly surprised by you wearing an open book on your head. Exclaiming that you’ve found a great hat.

That made Bear chuckle out loud, and he didn’t complain as you gave him a book hat as well.

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Bean: Save his poor soul. He looks calmer than Bear at handling your jester mood, but internally he’s just as if not more worried than his dear brother.

Bean is very quick to establish ground rules about what you may do when either him or Bear are around. He can’t force you to keep yourself safe when you aren’t visiting or hanging out, but that doesn’t stop him from emphasizing to take care and try not to cause too much trouble whenever you part ways. Keeps an eyelight on you whenever all of you decide to go somewhere. He’ll be the first to dive in and keep you from climbing the fence of the hippo enclosure because you want to help feed them.

Give this poor boy a break because he has to both aid Bear with his daily struggles, take care of himself and keep you out of trouble.

Bean does really like the jokes and shenanigans you get into that won’t deliver him a panic attack. Like that one time you had sent him and Bear a picture of you at your very serious school reunion dressed as a real jester. You’re a joy to have around, as long as you don’t get yourself into too much trouble that is.

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Thank you for participating in this spell, I hope it was to your satisfaction!

#magical prompts #undertale #undertale hc #papyrus #sans #horrortale #horrortale sans #horrortale papyrus #ht sans #ht papyrus #bear #bean #undertale x reader #horrortale x reader #horrortale sans x reader #horrortale papyrus x reader #platonic

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rotisseries · 8 months

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hes at the hospital. this is the same hospital he was in . in hell. he walks down the hall. he stares down that same hall he remembers walking in the first time. theo hears tara say "theo." and he swears he can see her body crawling down the hall towards him. he's lost on a daze for a second, just stuck and following this hallucination with his eyes until shes in front of him. and then it feels like its happening again, like she's dragging him down and staring him in the eyes as she rips out his heart. also liam as been calling his name multiple times now before he snaps out of it. liam is slightly behind him so he turns his head slightly but not enough to make eye contact and says "im fine. just-just thought i was somewhere else for a second." and liam is genuinely confused and looks kinda . concerned. "where?" and theo very quietly and far away says "in a bad dream." liam doesnt have the chance to say anything if he was gonna bc they hear the ghost riders show up and figure they have to hide now or never. theos like ?? u said u knew were to hide. and liam goes follow me . HE TAKES THIS MAN TO THE MORGUE. LIAM THE TYPA GUY TO SAY "ik a spot" AND TAKE YOU TO THR MORGUE. THEO IS NOT FUCKING HAPPY "this is your brilliant idea? to barricade ourselves in the morgue?" and liam is like 🙌🏼the ghost riders go after the living.... so we hide with the dead. GOES OVER TO ONE THE LITTLE CABNIETS FOR THE BODIES AND OPENS IT AND THERES A FUCKING BODY IN THERE AND THEO GOES "im not getting in one of those." liam nods, Once, with a wince and goes "me neither" and closes it. nah and this next line is crazy. theo offhandedly goes "you should have left me in the holding cell" and liam shoots back with "i shouldve left you in the ground" what...... guys dont talk like this. i mean its funny but . guys what the hell. they werenr looking at each other when they said this so theo turns around to look at him like. fully offended and goes "Oh really?" and liam is like .. nodding👍🏼 "Yeah. really." "what do you think i was doing down there? just hanging out with my dead sister? having a good time catching up on childhood memories?" and liam says . "i think you were rotting down there." and that shuts down theo's defensive anger and hes like "liam finally gets one thing right." liam didnt stop there tho. "i also think whatever happened to you, you deserved it." theo turns away and goes "is that right?" bro is hanging on by a threadddddd to not break down. hes in a morgue in a hospital, THE SAME hospital and liam is standing there telling him he deserved that. and liam takes a step forward to say : "when the ghost riders find us, im not gonna do anything for you. im not gonna help you, im not gonna save you. i'm gonna do exactly what you would do to me. im gonna use you as bait." theo looked at him maybe ab to punch him or say something but stopped because the siren stopped. and the ghost riders are now in the hospital wooo hoooo. forccedd proximity!!!

kind of going to throttle liam maybe

#what is WRONGGG WITH HIM #ask #ghoultaffy #hi jayme!

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death-in-a-handbasket · 2 months

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I joined this account today because I’m sick with no content related to my fucking hyperfixation on my beloved Yukito, so hello! ( And maybe sorry for my bad english ). Thank you for being there for Gaiden fans. I would love to share my headcannons here...

For starters, I would like to say that AYATSUJI IS GOTHIC AND ANARCHIST, because honestly, isn’t growing up being exploited by the government since childhood that your pain will be misinterpreted as just an “arrogant personality.”

And I also love to see him as someone who values art. In addition to having dolls in his basement, there are also paintings that strangely seem to scream through his wounds, a reflection of what is familiarly brutal about this delicate-looking man.

The type of music he listens to ( he rarely listens to music due to sensory overload issues ) has no lyrics OR he oscillates between 3 songs from the album Lullabies to Paralyze by QOTSA ( ‘In My Head’, ‘The Blood Is Love’ and ‘You Got A Killer Scene There, Man...’ ).

His favorite type of literature is Dark Romanticism. I swear, it is no wonder that he collects semi-mythical dolls ( in a sense of to admire and preservation ), when this type of literature reflects the grotesqueness of these creatures and the austurity of human malice.

ANYWAY, I LOVE MY PRECIOUS HUBBY ꒰ ۶ৎ つ ς ꒱

AHHH hello dearie !! welcome to yukito nerd central aka we hyperfixated on a character that the fandom does not know or give a fuck about 😔‼️ but hey we’re getting an English translation of the light novel so I’m SUPER excited (also no worries about bad english you sound just fine honey :] !!)

I need more fanfics and fanart of this man. gaiden community (referring to the same four people) save me gaiden community save me 🙏

first of all I LOVE the idea that this man is anarchist, like I feel he understands why the government is there and why it needs to do what it does but that doesn’t stop him having an abject dislike for the very organization that basically keeps him on death row and only has him alive because he’s useful, idk man you’re right that’s gotta brew contempt fr, also I like thinking about how he’s gotta specifically hate the police force too because he could practically do the work of an entire unit of officers, I don’t doubt that the police who know about him probably slack off because they know he’ll take up the slack 💀 I mean he has to or he’ll die

ALSO ART LIKER YUKITO. TRUTH. there’s no way a man with such adoration for dolls doesn’t appreciate and pay the artists who make them extremely well, I bet sculptors in his area love him because he’s an excellent patron, also he no doubt vents through the dolls and artwork he makes, all that internal anger and suffering has GOT to go somewhere

as for music, I always imagined he’d like stuff made between the 1910s and 1960s, Otis Redding is always a man that comes to mind when I think of music for him, also you have to know he’s listening to that shit on records, bro does not have Spotify ‼️

ALSO YES DARK ROMANTICISM 🙏 if him and Poe start a book club it’s over for everyone, they are reading about horror and the grotesque every day of the week and discussing it in depth 100%, these are antisocial men of course they’re reading about the terribleness of humanity <3

thank you for visiting my inbox hun !! feel free to send asks anytime, he is truly the husband of all time 🫶

here is ms paint yukito I made during lecture as a treat :]

#discount confessional #bsd #bsd gaiden #Yukito ayatsuji #bsd ayatsuji #Fox’s figments

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