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kuroananosanji · 27 days
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Listen I love the bickering couple dynamic to bits but we have to consider that Zoro and Sanji have only been fighting for 1-2 years for the duration of the whole show, it’s just to us they seem to have fought for two decades. They’re also like, hormonal young adults.
So imagine post-canon 30+ ZoSan being the most loving harmonious compatible couple all the Blues have ever seen because thank god their frontal lobes have finally developed, and their Strawhat status remain mostly a legend among people until one day the pirate king himself graces Sanji’s restaurant with his presence and is like “Shishishi are those two fighting in a corner somewhere?” And the younger chefs just think Luffy is joking because ZORO and SANJI?? FIGHTING??? I don’t think they’ve ever even had a single disagreement! And now it’s the ex Strawhats’ turn to burst out laughing OH IF ONLY YOU KNEW-
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boylikeanangel · 1 year
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love love LOVE how this episode portrayed ellie and joel as a pair of feral cats that got picked up off the street and have a tag on their enclosure at the shelter that says "they are bonded and cannot be adopted separately"
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thosewildcharms · 2 months
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no but seriously he's "cut off my own hand to get back to my wife" crazy and she's "grab my husband and jump us both out of a flying helicopter in the middle of a storm to deprogram him" crazy. have two people ever been more made for each other
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inkskinned · 8 months
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it mattered because when my brother asked me what if this is the happiest you'll ever be? the best you'll ever get? the thing i felt was fear, not peace. everybody thought you were so perfect for me. even i thought you were "helping me grow". i had to challenge every internal clock. make myself more thoughtful, more kind, more beautiful.
i told my therapist it was good because i like the changes i made and there's something so strong about saying i did that. the problem is that i can like the difference all i want, but i changed for you. something akin to getting your name tattooed, all my progress is stamped with fuck you.
it was the happiest i'd ever been and also the best i'd ever gotten. i would still get in the car and think what the fuck just happened.
#warm up#writeblr#i spent a lot of time picturing our future#how funny to think: in each version of our future#i was never myself#i was someone smarter kinder braver#better adept.#who could navigate the way you shouted and got angry at small things and never fucking believed the best of me#i would never be needy and you'd never get tired of me#people usually talk about how we picture people as being “fixable”. but i assumed i was the problem. my idyllic picture wasn't of you.#it was a version of me that wasn't ill. that needed no extra help. that could be your wife and happy#the fact i wasn't happy was because there is something so wrong inside me. it's always been that way. i convinced myself:#if i stay i can change. if i stay i can make it worth it. i can apologize and fix this. and make us both okay.#for the last year i've been thinking about how you blamed our whole breakup on me. how it was my fault for whatever thing.#and i agreed with you. because of course i did. you'd trained me to believe everything was my fault . that you wanted to love me and i made#it far too hard. that i was always finding ways to ''set you off'.#a few days ago while i was doing something else#i realized that while i was in crisis you told me to fuck off and find someone else to get help. and you never fucking apologized .#you said i made you do that because i wasn't being sensible. i had been crying too hard to speak clearly.#you said: you're doing this to manipulate me.#you forgave yourself for that. i had to forgive you without apology. you said you were right to react that way. and then you were SO#SO annoyed. any time i said: i feel like you aren't nice to me. it is hard to trust that you love me.#i don't think about you that much anymore. but these days when i do: all i can think is that im not sure u ever really understood kindness#you were the cruelest to the people closest to you. and most of the time. that meant it fell to me.
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leo-bandito · 2 months
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moar hl scraps…. does a pose
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xxcherrycherixx · 6 months
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cupid's gals meet
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ikayblythe · 11 months
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i had a vision
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five nights at pebbles
edit: the discord server also had a vision
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dootznbootz · 3 months
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"The text is all up to interpretation."
The Text:
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spooksier · 2 months
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im glad everybody is seeing the comedy inherent in my american tma au and how many goddamn roadtrips those patriots would have to take. america is huge guys, i take your 3 hour roadtrip to great yarmouth and raise you this
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they’d kill each other in that car
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swampbestie · 3 months
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joels newest hermitcraft episode was great for many reasons but. the contrast between "cis straight white man mining content" and scar telling joel and etho to get a room.
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nihilmachina · 4 months
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Out of control meme redraws strike again. This time with tragedy.
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gnomeantics · 10 months
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the grip that good omens has on this site is insane. barbie was trending at #1 for a week and now it's not even trending at all because good omens has pushed it out. ofmd is trending just from the sheer amount of people drawing comparisons. nobody is normal here
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creepycoffins · 5 months
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I said he was unpleasant, he said I was a louse, and then we took to quarreling round the house
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the-holy-ghosted · 7 months
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congrats 2 henry peglar for being the only bitch confirmed as to be Fucking That Old Man
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camgoloud · 1 year
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colin: i’m gay
ted, radiating youth pastor energy: you know who else played for the other team?
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stairset · 3 months
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I do feel like the way Kyoshi was written in the Avatar reboot was lowkey influenced by the fandom's perception of her. Cause like in the original show she's really just portrayed as a pragmatist who's willing to kill if necessary. Like Aang is conflicted about killing the Fire Lord and she's like "well if I were in your position I'd do it but that's just me. Good luck." And then people started making memes where she's like a murderous psychopath who thinks extreme violence is always the solution. And it was funny at first cause it was just exaggerating for comedy but now everyone thinks she was actually like that in the show when she really wasn't. And then in the remake her introductory scene is her angrily yelling at this 12 year old that he needs to stop being a little pussy and be a ruthless warrior or whatever and the only explanation I can think of is that someone in the writer's room maybe looked at a few too many of those memes.
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