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kuroananosanji · 23 hours
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Modern AU Sanji who’s comfortably bi but stays the toxic manhater he is. This man exclusively stans kpop girl groups. He knows all the fanchants and choreos and has covered the jyp coming of age dance at least once. Whenever a GG member’s dating rumour comes out he opens 20 burner accounts just to doxx, slander, and threaten the man. He hates shindong. There is not a single bias that he will unstan regardless of how insane immoral and deranged her scandal is.
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kuroananosanji · 3 days
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Yeah yeah if sanji was a woman zoro wouldn’t treat her any different but I feel like if zoro was a woman sanji wouldn’t treat her any different either. Like he might have a mini crisis over it. Then he’d realise she’s still Zoro and proceed to kick the shit out of her. Coz it’s ZORO.
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kuroananosanji · 9 days
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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side B
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RosiSaka art by @rzdhc. Check out the original post here.
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Iva/Zeff edit made by @fivedayslater
Propaganda under the cut.
HeartFlowers: - A ship with a grumpy guy who hates everyone and the only guy he likes. Two guys who have been through the worst of it all, and would know each other's pain. And the ANGST of canon where Sakazuki, FINALLY opening up again, someone showing him light, only for them to die again. What's not to love? - Several fics have been written about this ship already, including the series "Heart Pirate Sakazuki" (AO3 account needed) that goes long with the art, and Unintended Changes, where Law and Luffy time travel to save their loved ones, which results in Sakazuki being Law's psuedo stepfather.
Sanji's worst nightmare: I just think Sanji would have Nightmares about it, which both Zeff and Ivankov find very appealing about the whole thing.
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kuroananosanji · 12 days
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East Blue 5 band AU??
Nami: singer (and manager)
Zoro: lead guitar (pretty obvious, he has an extremely obnoxious looking three-necked guitar too)
Sanji: bass guitar, backing vocals (him and nami are the visuals💕)
Usopp: keyboard (also the one who fixes shit)
Luffy: drums (c’mon is it even a question)
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kuroananosanji · 12 days
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A lil something I thought about when I saw this on TikTok.
Like Zoro would love pulling his bangs up.
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The hand that was cupping the cook's jaw had now trailed to his cheeks, caressing them softly as Sanji leaned to the touch. Zoro's other hand that was wrapped on Sanji's waist tightened its grip. He wanted to pull him closer.
But before he could he had another mission. He dipped his hands under the cook's bangs and pushed them up. Sanji immediately turned beet red at the action.
Zoro couldn't help but grin. He still gets embarrassed when I do that. He thought. He knows how shy Sanji would get without his bangs but he couldn't help it. It was too cute.
Sanji tried to slap Zoro's hands away but he didn't budge. He laughed while Sanji let out an indignant huff. Zoro couldn't help it, his heart was so full he leaned and rubbed their noses together. The action was so warm and tickling that Sanji couldn't help but laugh too.
“I don't get why you're so obsessed with lifting my bangs up.”
“Hmm. Well I just wanted to see your eyes and also you look so pretty when I do.”
“Pfft. You're lying”
“I wish I were curls. That's why you should always wear your bangs down.”
“And why?”
“So when people see you you're only half pretty. This. This only belongs to me”
“That's stupid, mosshead”
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kuroananosanji · 14 days
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Something that I love about Zosan is the connection they have with Luffy. Like, their commitment to their captain is not a plus, it's a key point in their relationship.
Luffy is not the third wheel, he's the guy driving.
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kuroananosanji · 14 days
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Someone should edit WCI Sanji to Chappell Roan’s Good Luck Babe because that song is so sanji coded
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kuroananosanji · 15 days
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kuroananosanji · 16 days
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kuroananosanji · 16 days
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his carefully crafted lie...
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kuroananosanji · 16 days
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if this ain’t zoro tho
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kuroananosanji · 16 days
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Heart eyes noodle dance tornado sanji is cute I’m not gonna get gaslit into thinking opla “fixed” him 😭
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kuroananosanji · 16 days
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Zosan love story except it’s a Wong Kar Wai movie. Imagine the chemistry. The tension. The romance.
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kuroananosanji · 16 days
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"ZoSan proposing at the same time"
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kuroananosanji · 17 days
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Zosan but they’re both still completely devoted to Luffy.
“I owe you my love but I owe him my life. You made me better but he made me someone. The hands that hold you are chained to him. You are my lover, my husband, my heart. His is my captain, my king, my god.”
“Our love is made from the strings of his heart and to that we owe him everything that we are, together”
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kuroananosanji · 17 days
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Does everyone understand my vision?
(I’m open to constructive criticism as long as it is in good faith)
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kuroananosanji · 17 days
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I have so much to catch up on but from social media and spoiler osmosis alone I can feel that Oda is cooking something with the zosan dynamic (not ship) because he’s already nailed zolu from day one, he’s delivered the most beautiful lusan love story through wci, and what’s left of the monster trio is the mfing wings of the pirate king who literally have this whole death pact hanging over them 👀 somethings gonna happen that makes or breaks their relationship in the final saga 👀👀👀
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