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missmetus · 4 months

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they could be either be dancing to this or this

#just Rock Lee and Naruto being crackheads #rock lee #naruto uzumaki #naruto fanart #tenten #neji hyuga #sakura haruno #digital artist #digital drawing #sketches #team badass #team gai sketches #comic

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no-see-um-incorrect · 7 months

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I am a crackhead

*Alexis and Darlin fighting*

Darlin pins Alexis down

Alexis: Oh 😳 now I see what sam sees in you…

Darlin: don’t you forget it pussycat 😤

*proceeds to beat the shit out of her*

#NOT A SHIP #just me being a crackhead #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted darlin’#redacted alexis #redacted sam

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glow-worms-are-believers · 1 year

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Dc x dp reincarnation prompt part 2

This is a lose follow-up of this post. (Quick recap if you don’t wanna go through it: this is the au where danny is a reincarnated martha wayne and sam is reincarnated thomas wayne. They fall through a portal and end up in Gotham where Sam starts getting her memory back and passes out.)

After red hood spots them, Danny gets them back to the realms coz he’s worried about Sam still being unconscious. He gets them to frostbite who’s says she’s fine and that she’s just getting her memories back. And then eventually they both get their memories back and they’re both like, omg Bruce! They assume he’s dead (I mean their murderer shot them both, it makes sense they don't dare hope Bruce is not) so they just pass the word to the whole realms that whoever can find Bruce Wayne(‘s ghost) will be rewarded by the high king of the zone. And for years nobody finds anything. Then one ghost by chance happens upon the dc dimension and sees Bruce Wayne and goes “omg it’s the prince!” So he tries to kidnap Bruce who just freaks out, fights back, and manages to escape. Maybe he overhears the ghosts talking, “the bounty/recompense was only for dead, there wasn’t a specification for if he was alive”. So Bruce is like ok these people want me dead. The whole batclan is being super protective of their dad and the ghosts just go: “the prince has children! We should bring them too right?”

Bruce contacts Constantine for help urgently. Constantine comes by and just goes, “hm, yeah. Well, basically you’re fucked.” And eventually the whole family gets whisked away to the ghost zone where they meet the grandparents.

here for the tags:) @amercurio @meira-3919 @starscreamlover

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ef-1 · 29 days

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#girlhood!!!!! girlhood amirite???!#feel free to reblog but unrelated tags ahead:#unrelated vent tags but like i cannot explain the acid trip of being in my international law class #and mentioning anything about palestine and that fucking CRACKHEAD bitch !!!everytime!!! turns to me and says:#“as a white south african how do you feel about the treatment of white farmers” girl im gonna fucking kill you #this genuinely keeps unearthing a biblical anger in me. i mean my mother is just a wicked person but my dad really let me grow up #without a tradition. being without a tradition is about the most dreadful thing my dad ever did to me thanks you FUCK!#i cant reconcile my identity with anything. caught somewhere between the way that bitch knows how much i hate afrikaans #exclusively speaking to me in afrikaans and my dad who taught me nothing. okay then !!! anyway like obvi not thinking abt having kids at 22 #but definitely sure now that im not having kids ever because this corrosive resentment rears its head in mundane moments #bc its always just under the surface #anyway wONT ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE POOR WHITE FARMERS!!!!!!!!!!#lol.

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bunny-hare · 2 months

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Embeces hay que decir chale y seguir con la vida.

Redraw of a old doodle I made aeons ago before I wrote certain crack fanfic.

OG doodle+few others under cut.

Also tiny bonus with tiny Ninten and Giegue.

#SPANISH POSTING #mother series #Mother 3 #claus mother 3 #lucas (mother 3)#Giegue #Invader Zim inspired style ofc #Clausten #Bcs Clausten extra doodles #I'm a dishonour #And a disaster #This took way too much force of will from my part #Bcs fanfic I certainly didn't write is questionable af and also these doodles #I blame that on this crackhead fanfic being my scapegoat for trauma lmao #Ñ posting

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jazeswhbhaven · 10 days

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i'm sorry ya'll but after playing another demon-themed indie game i am now spoiled and upset that no one in freaking WHB has a tail and therefore i cannot bite and lick on it nor do any kind of tail play WHY NO TAIL WHY NO ONE HAVE TAIL UGHHHHHHHHH //sorry i'm having massive brainrot right now and this is the result i need to go to sleep

#whb #what in hell is bad #no devils having tails is giving me withdrawals #i'll be okay i'm just being a brat #time to sleep lmao because i'm being a crackhead as per usual around these hours

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gxtzeizm · 9 months

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Lando Norris and Max Fewtrell for Quadrant Originals behind the scenes [x]

#there's a lot to say from this entire video #but the most important thing #this video is just 12 minutes of lando and max f being the silliest crackheads/old married couple #and also sharing their own personal space together with their own inside jokes and banter and all that #also them looking towards each other with the whole feelings of affectionate and love #as best friends/boyfriends/soulmates/brothers from different parents/anything else that you might can intrepret it ❤️❤️❤️#i mean looking at their fondness together makes me really value both of them as what i mentioned above #(yup it's your choice to see the relationship between both of them as what)#nortrell #lando norris #max fewtrell #quadrant #team quadrant

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bubbysmith · 2 years

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HE MADE IT HIMSELF.

ON THE COMPUTER.

#WHEN YOU MEET THE BUSIJESS MAN U MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND #duck being a crackhead at 2am #i find his singing voice so delightful #i wILL iNvEnT a DiGitaL CuRrEnCY bASeD arOUnD ReSPECT #now i dont want other people who look quite like me who i almost get on with cause wE hAvE tHE sAMe dIsEAsES #my art #dhmis #duck guy #yellow guy #dhmis fanart #don’t hug me i’m scared #don’t hug me i’m scared fanart

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lesbianlenas · 2 months

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she is soooo lesbian girlfriend here

#michelle speaks #gotb lb #when ur boss is talking abt how he was a crackhead but u cant help being a handsome lesbian #actual context of the scene btw i was v surprised when he said you know i was a crackhead right lmfao

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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It would be funny if everyone thinks Thomas Wayne Jr is the biggest asshole except Bruce.

Bruce: Tommy isn't mean! It's just that not everyone gets his jokes! He can be really sweet!

Meanwhile Tommy is sharpening the butter knives at the gala into shivs.

I agree with this, but for me, it'd be way funnier if they were like catty sisters just waiting to claw the happiness from eachother

The reason Bruce is so lenient when the bat brats have fights, the way he reassures them that no, their sister or brother wouldn't rather rim satan than spend time with them, is because he lived all of this

You can't tell me Thomas Junior doesn't have " is that my fucking shirt" energy. You also can't tell me Bruce doesn't have " it looks better on me anyway" combatants

All I'm saying is, Bruce had to have his Goth gene from somewhere, and I doubt it's from Thomas " I wanna be a Victorian vampire so bad" Wayne

#if yall really want to be sexy with it make tj a drophead. or in his own words 'recreational crackhead'#its just the way i want him and jason to meet. imagine thinking you're at least the best at being the family dissapointment and this mf #rolls up. i will say tho his gf is really really cute. i def picture him as the type to date spiritual girlies for the crystal #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batfamily #thomas wayne jr #owlman

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munv · 2 years

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Omg that octavinelle with an anya!mc was adorable so can I rq that but with heartlabyul?

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗕𝗬𝗨𝗟 𝗫 !𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥

im gunna be honest like i actually was thinking of i should do another but since this request read my mind and did it for me..i will thank you for this- now i have a free excuse to make this while taking requests

i will try to do a good 2 requests a day since some of them i might barely have a clue about...This was chaotic to make.

It wasn't everyday that the magic mirror made it so that a literal child could enter the college. So it brought pure shock to crowley's face when he found out, not to mention you were put in heartslaybyul.

When you were brought to your dormitory Riddle was trying to figure out just what to do with you.

"Ah-..we don't have anything for a child here?..You! go to sam's shop this instant!"

"Yes dorm leader!"

Everyone was rushing around thinking of what to do with you until trey ( #1 life saver) stepped in to help them all sort it out. I guess Riddle is learning something new for the past few days now isn't he?

Ace was put in charge of you for a bit because the upperclassmen were busy. That doesn't stop him from messing with other people though and teasing them. He barely payed attention to you actually.

However what was unexpected was for you to become attached to Riddle. If he's scolding someone then your always by his side taking notes since he told you "a good leader must always have control and absolute dominance over their people? do you understand little one?"

"mhm!"

"good, now let us continue."

I'd like to say that Trey is very much like that one cool uncle. The same goes for cater. Riddle is just your very strict, caring and loving mother while i see ace and deuce as your chaotic elder brothers.

Imagine it with me people yet again. You who's trying to look intimidating to some random terrible student and behind you is the rest of heartslaybyul looking like complete demons..yeah no someone had nightmares today.

I see cater as the type of cool uncle who basically brings you to those famous parks and if you want to try anything just let him know! he already got an appointment booked btw.

Ace and Duece somehow drag you into every terrible thing they do and its up to Riddle to keep you innocent

Let's be honest. Would Riddle be really Riddle if he didn't put your mind reading ability to the test?

If someone in the dorm is thinking of breaking a rule or even doing other forbidden things riddle has you report back to him instantly. Now this has crowley wondering "now that you mention it..dorm leader rosehearts hasn't collared anyone for a month..this is-..odd"

i swear wherever you go they are like literal bodygaurds.

But can we really forget you and riddle running away from Floyd? absolutely not.

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magicandmundane · 1 year

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Murtagh: Yeeted.

Arya: Yote.

Fírnen: Yoted.

Murtagh: ‘Yoted’ doesn’t make any more sense, Fírnen.

Arya: At least it’s not ‘yeeted.’

Murtagh: IT IS YEETED.

Arya: YOTE.

Saphira: Can someone please just explain how Eragon got thrown out the window?

#i really love the idea of the only three dragon and rider pairs in existence just being crackheads together #the inheritance cycle #the inheritance cycle incorrect quotes #christopher paolini #source: probably tumblr #arya drottningu #murtagh #firnen #saphira #eragon #eragon shadeslayer

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moron-hassaikai-and-more · 1 year

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Spinner: no no, the league is primarily made up of adults..just really stupid adults. That’s all.

#mha incorrect quotes #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #mha spinner #shuichi iguchi #league of villains #LoV #5:02 AM 30/5/23 #it’s 5 in the morning it’s bright light outside and the birds are singing. instead of sleeping I’m helping one of the alters practice #his hand writing and watching our cat being a crackhead.

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djbeatz · 2 years

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Cheese

You know how there was this weird trend where parents would throw cheese at their crying baby and the baby would just shut up?

Chuuya has done this to Dazai and it was very effective.

LIKE LISTEN- Chuuya had seen the videos circulating the internet and he’s just like ‘This is my last resort in a ditch effort to shut that fishy bastard up.’ and one day he was just desperate to have some peace and quiet in his goddamn house so he can do documents and Dazai just wouldn’t be quiet so he got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed a slice of cheese, came back and just chucked it dead centre in his face.

And Dazai shut the fuck up because he could not even begin to process what the fuck just happened. Chuuya has now dubbed him a man-baby.

BEST THING IS HE STILL DOES THIS.

When the ADA and PM have a truce and are just getting things done in Chuuya’s house, everybody just wanted Dazai to be quiet for a minute, so Chuuya snuck away, got a slice of cheese, came back and suddenly it was smack dab in the middle of Dazai’s face. This shut him up instantly because he’s having war flashbacks.

Everyone just looked confused, amused or ready to laugh and then Chuuya said, “There, problem solved.” Which had all of them bursting into hysterics.

Dazai hates it when he has what they call ‘Cheese Days’. Days where it’s just a never ending 24 hours of Chuuya throwing cheese at Dazai and because Chuuya knows Dazai knows him, he tries to do it in ways he normally wouldn’t for maximum success.

It happened in the ADA once. All the members could hear was Dazai irritatedly shouting “CHUUYA!” and Chuuya laughing his ass off. Chuuya can catch him at the most impossible angles, not to mention his ability, it really doesn’t mean much when he’s using his ability to throw things at Dazai for obvious reason.

Dazai hates it, Chuuya loves it and holds onto it like a lifeline.

#soukoku #soukoku headcanons #chuuya nakahara #chuuya headcanons #Dazai Osamu #dazai osamu headcanon #Cheese #Petition for Dazai to shut the fuck up?#I love them being silly #or just fucking crackhead strange #I promise they are powerful and terrifying men #bsd #bsd headcanons #Ada #pm

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owlsdrawinglair · 9 months

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Hey yall would anyone be interested in my Avatar AU? It's basically Tsu'Tey adopting Spider AND Kiri and, well, the shenanigans of them trying to act like a normal family (despite Kiri being a literal spouse of their God, Spider trying to climb every high surface imaginable and Tsu'Tey constantly questioning his life choices) and such. So if anyone would be interested in the explanation of this concept please let me know!

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fushigurro · 6 days

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the good news is that i got my prescription and it should be ready soon but it’ll be too late in the day to take it so i got a cold brew in the meantime to see what happens lmao

#rambles.#i am not usually a consumer of caffeine but i’m desperate #still going to talk to a psychiatrist tho ✌🏻#like the stimulant shortage isn’t even the problem here it’s literally just my doctors office being trash at communication #thanks for getting back to me DAYS later ❤️#what if i was someone who needed an even more serious medication #anyways. sorry for burdening everyone with my crackhead agenda i am just SO done with all this #there’s always some issues with like every. fucking. medication.#from the controlled substances all the way down to my fucking antacid

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