this girl legit has used all of my tissues 😑 opened a new box when she was here last week & i was like this is fine i’m leaving in 3 weeks so that should last & after she left last weekend i was like tf bc it was almost empty and now today she’s like do you have more tissues 🥺 this is why i can’t date her if u all were wondering…..this is like my worst nightmare i have a thing where the idea of running out of tissues causes me anxiety bc of when i ran out when i had covid 😔
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i did not write this post or the tags ftr i do NOT think taylor swift is a lesbian u all know that abt me 😩
she’s making me watch the eras tour movie 😔 she won’t kiss me until we get to her favorite song 😔
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she’s making me watch the eras tour movie 😔 she won’t kiss me until we get to her favorite song 😔
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what is the best part about kissing a woman?
when she makes little moaning sounds as i kiss her 🤗
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I hope she throws her abortion bloodclots into the air like confetti during her abortion sleepover party
as women do! #galsbeingpals #girlsnightin
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lola and her girlfriend are not girlfriends. they are just “having fun” per lola’s description
they are “having fun” in a more permanent way than we are (or at least they were until hackgate lol)
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do you think lola and her almost girlfriend are like you and mystery girl?
no….first of all we r just friends second of all i dont think she’s making out w me just to hack my tumblr i legit handed her my phone and was like post on my tumblr lol so if so i made it quite easy….also they are obnoxious
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sadie decides she wants children with loafers this episode because she feels bad she got him fired
u phrased it this way on purpose to make me think she wouldn’t get the abortion but i knew she would 😩 so i did not even worry abt it
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having melissa talk abt seeing a man naked when watching a lesbian movie…….how much pain will i be forced to suffer
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anyone else get war flashbacks
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plssssssssss
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i’m sorry but using another woman for ur third party candidate that has not even a 1% chance of winning the election is so embarrassing…….like that is major loser levels
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why can’t pills be mailed to MO? who would know? the mailman?
well legally the mailman isn’t allowed to look in ur mail but i think bc they simply are not allowed to mail it to places where it is illegal even tho no one would know. u can still do it through certain avenues like planned parenthood i believe? but it seems sadie is using her primary care doctor or smth? idk…..i don’t think the doctor she is using can do it w/o potentially getting into legal trouble so
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something that happens this episode reminds me of an anon you got about your girl. answer this when you see it
are you talking abt the anon that said abt being careful she isn’t using me to interfere in the election bc of lola’s gf posting on her twitter 😭😭😭😭
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sadie fantasizing abt attacking this man….shes so real for that
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sadie is going to be back in ny next week and she couldn’t just schedule an abortion then under her health insurance? 😑
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