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Darlin': I didn't think someone could be such a gentleman, and such an asshole at the same time
Sam: Well, I told you from the beginning that I'm a man of many talents
#NO CAUSE HES SUCH A DICK😭#But also such a gentleman 😍#i love him so much#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted tank#redacted darlin’
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sam getting darlin’ to lie down after a long day and massaging the scars on their back with ointment coz they can’t reach them while they silently wonder how they got so lucky.
anyone?
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Imagine darlin not knowing that vampires eyes turn black when they’re feeding
And them thinking that they smoke too much weed that their blood actually made Sam intoxicated
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Your Mortality Reminds You
"Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"
"How many years would you two really have before someone sees you together and assumes he's your son, instead of your mate."
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Okay guys. When is submissive and breedable David coming out cause when he’s comes on screen so will I.
#I hope Erik is okay frl tho#redacted audio#redacted headcanons#redactedverse#redacted angel#redacted david#redacted darlin’#redacted sam#redacted asher#redacted fandom#redacted babe
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Darlin is def insecure about their mortality
#ESPECIALLY AFTER ALEXIS#to me…there’s no avoiding that one#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted headcanons#redacted shaw pack#redacted darlin’#redacted darlin#redacted tank#mia makes a statement
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My Favorite Things From the Shaw Pack Smash Video
(contains small spoilers)
☆ it’s 40 minutes long???!!!
☆ Asher absolutely roasting the shit out of Milo’s height 😭😭
☆ All the mates are there AKSKSJSKSMSKS
☆ Ash saying “did I just get drive-by kink-shamed?” is funnier than it should be (especially since it was directed at Sam 😭😭)
☆ Sam’s “I’m an equal opportunist shit-stirrer”
☆ Sweetheart scaring the shit out of Milo + Darlin making fun of him
☆ Milo and Sweetheart making out and David essentially saying “not in my house”
☆ Milo and Sam getting pressed about the names 😭
☆ Sam not knowing how to turn on his controller
☆ Ash asking Sam if his enhanced senses make up for his old age 😭
☆ Sam’s “Holy shit i just killed David” (david is in fact still alive dw)
☆ David telling Angel how to play during their fight
☆ “Come on Babe! Fight in my honor!”
☆ Darlin’ and Sweetheart being ruthless against everyone, including their mates
☆ “That’s my fucking mate”
☆ Sam’s “I actually held my own… at least a little bit”
☆ Everyone making fun of Asher’s handwriting
☆ Asher calling Sam “cowboy”; Sam calling Ash “pup”
☆ Sam being wonderfully clueless about everything
☆ Everyone’s commentary during the game while they’re going head-to-head
☆ Milo saying he’d look “fucking great” in a hot pink tracksuit (i agree)
☆ David explaining video game things to Sam is so wholesome 🥹🥹
☆ Everyone getting “good job” and “consolation” kisses
☆ TEA DRINKER SAM NATION RISE
☆ Asher vs David being “the showdown they’ve all been waiting for”
☆ everyone saying “final destination” at the same time
☆ “Darlin’ what the hell is a ‘jiggly pump’?”
☆ “Come on bud i’m just a little pink puff ball left on your porch” … “there’s a no soliciting sign for a reason”
☆ Milo calling Ash “jiggles”
☆ Milo hyping up Sweetheart the whole time
☆ Sweetheart and Darlin’ being the most ruthless players and then having to fight each other
☆ Milo and Sam being supportive AF while Sweetheart and Darlin’ were going toe to toe
☆ David being pissed about everyone making out in his house
☆ Sam immediately recognizing (and apparently loving) Mario 2
☆ The different between all the characters and their playing styles >>>>
☆ Angel refusing to give David kisses after he beat them
☆ Milo (maybe 🫣) foreshadowing something (quinn?) by saying “so much for domestic bliss”
☆ Ash’s “oh, alpha’s got jokes” when David made fun of him
☆ “Oh by all means, continue to debate nutsack brains in the background of fighting maps”
☆ Milo and Sam having beef over which Redacted Couple is Thee Power Couple
☆ Milo telling David “mates come first” 😍
☆ “Hell yeah sweetheart!— oop, nevermind.”
☆ David “my performance speaks for itself” Shaw (oh we know)
☆ “You celebratin’ over there or inspecting their tonsils” SAMUEL COLLINS!!!
and finally
☆ Asher saying “daddy chill” 😭😭
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted brainrot#redacted lore#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted asher#redacted baabe#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#redacted sam#redacted darlin’
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The Wolf and The Cowboy
I know it's late but in honor of Darlin' and Sam's 2nd anniversary, I present you this little vomit of words I managed to pull during the late hours. Eat up pookies, we deserve this after that rollercoaster that was Sam's latest audio.
Note: Might have errors cuz me and grammarly refuse to cooperate.
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You’d know he was up when the aroma of roasted beans danced through the air.
The low timbre humming, bringing a smile to your face as you walk in the room. He swears he doesn’t sing, even went as far as to compare himself to a grater but you know that’s a lie.
During the slow days, when he’d work around the house, too focused on a task to notice you’ve entered the room. Watching, examining his every move. You’ve done it so much, you can practically read his expressions.
The way his eyebrows would furrow when he’d tighten a screw, or puff out his cheeks as he pretends to understand another IKEA manual, and of course, your favorite; when he’d be so focused and then a smile would appear on his face, and he’d picture how it’d look when it comes together. A soft chuckle leaving his lips as he thinks about how you’d react to his newest creation, or how you’d pretend to complain about how the house slowly morphed into his own personal wood gallery, knowing full well you love it.
Those were your favorite moments, front seat view of your mate breaking a sweat and nothing else mattered and the two of you could just..live.
But as the saying goes, you can only go so long before your cowboy with enhanced senses notices, or something like that.
His eyes would meet yours and he’d scoff, shooting you that all too familiar grin. That very same grin the night of your infamous encounter. The very same grin the night he came to take care of you, that you very easily followed with a snappy retort and every precious memory you made to this two years from then. It’s crazy how a lot has both changed and remained the same.
You laugh, returning his grin with a smirk of your own, making your way towards him. You rest your hand on his shoulder, leaning in and pressing a featherlight kiss right on his jaw. He pulls you in close, pressing his forehead against yours, letting out a content hum, enjoying this quiet moment with his big bag wolf.
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fanfic#redacted sam#redacted darlin’#redacted tank#samuel collins#happy 2nd anniversary#let's ignore how late it is#the wolf and the cowboy#fluff fanfic#finn writes fluff
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A small compilation of reactions because the Smash Tournament was a Great idea
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Milo: Where’s the snacks?
Asher, from the other room: They’re on the top shelf. You might have to ask your mate for uppies so you can reach!
Me:
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You know, Darlin’, for a Marth main you’re really underutilizing his speed and combos. My best friend is a Marth main and she’s handed me my ass for like 15 years with him no matter which game it was
Of course now that my Ultimate main is Cloud I tend to actually fare better than I did as Pit back in Brawl even if Pit was hella busted back then
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Sam @ Milo: You celebratin’ over there or are you just inspecting their tonsils?
Me:
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David @ Ash in the post credits scene: You pervert
Ash: *gives big wet kiss* Mwah!
David: Get off of me
Me:
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#Redacted Shaw Pack#Redacted David#Redacted Angel#Redacted Asher#Redacted Babe#Redacted Milo#Redacted Sweetheart#Redacted Sam#Redacted Darlin’#I like to HC Baaabe as being like 4’11 and a lot smaller than Milo#and Ash is like 6’2#so Ash’s jokes about Milo’s size always get to be retorted with ‘say that to your mate’#and lil tiny Baaabe is just like ‘if he ever makes short jokes at me he knows he’ll face my wrath’
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Redacted Audio uploaded: Audio RP | Moving Day with Your Stubborn Wolf Mate [A4M]
notes: oooooo i had a lot of fun w this one, i did ⭐️ i love not taking these srsly. like darlin, y do u hv a stick w a sack on it… who gave u that, silly….
my inspo
programs/resources:
program ~ procreate
fonts ~ montserrat extra bold & futura (baseline and tracking adjusted)
#also asher gave that damn stick and sack to them#darlin hikes it over their shoulder whenever sam even gets mildly annoyed w them#they slowly walk out the door and look like that meek ass ant i used as inspo#and when i tell u sam is SICK OF IT ! ! !#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted asmr sam#redacted audio sam#redacted darlin’#redacted darlin#redacted asmr darlin#redacted audio darlin#redacted tank#redacted thumbnails#redacted art#redacted fanart#honeyglass’s handiworks
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Honestly I kinda want a past video of Quinn and tank
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"Biological immortality can't save you from the gun in my pocket" - darlin in thier vigilante era at some point
#i was kinda scared to post this because i have no idea if this is an original thought or not#i honestly dont know if i came up with it on my own or saw it somewhere and forgot who said it and now i think its my own#ANYWAY#darlin is an icon bcs i said so#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted tank#redacted darlin’
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A Little (Late, shush) Poll for Y’all
EYY: riling up, discussion of boundaries, non-vampiric biting, slight blood, safeword discussion, more hardcore than I would normally write (therefore will take longer to be published)
IGMHFY: smoking, shotgunning, (gender neutral) oral sex, slight exhibitionism (because they’re outside), might be slightly shorter because it only includes one concept
#just included summaries since you can’t vote off of couples#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted fic#redacted sam#redacted darlin’#copsecore pollday#redactedverse
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 Sam: what do you mean you’ve arrested them before?!
Sweetheart: back when I was a rookie officer for the department….they broke covert….in the middle of a park 
Darlin: I SAW A BABY PIGEON!
Sam: why did you break covert over a baby pigeon?!
Darlin: because Asher told me the day previous that he didn’t think baby pigeons existed. I argued with him about it and he said he wasn’t gonna believe it until he saw physical proof. SO WHEN I SAW a baby pigeon in the middle of a park. I wasn’t going to let it get away from me.
Sam: so you shifted in front of a couple dozen humans just to prove a point?
Darlin: and I got $200 out of it. Worth it. 
 Sweetheart&Sam: 🤦♀️🤦♂️
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"Make it two" I'M GONE
ASHER IS A SUNSHINE AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
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My boyfriend and I are going to Florida next week. Who thinks we are gonna get hot in a hotel workout room? 😇🥰
#Angel and David core#redacted audio#redacted headcanons#redactedverse#redacted angel#redacted david#redacted darlin’#redacted sam#redacted asher#redacted fandom#redacted babe
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Last Seen Blogs
sophiatheunicorniologist
Aspiring Disembodied Voice
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