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Two New Meals were added to the Rp Menu! For The Captains full story take a look at the menu for resources! Or Ask! In anycase Like or Reblog if you’re interested in speaking to either of these two emotionally damaged beings!
(Jinx and Powder are off the Menu!)
#aot rp#au menu#promo reblog time!#special menu#all muse starter call#armin arlert rp#armin arlert#the captain ISWM#iswm part 2#iswm captain#wkm rp#wkm district attorney#adwm y/n#adwm rp#ahwm rp#ahwm captain magnum
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Let’s Dance
Part 1/12
Part 2
Takes place in the radioapple human nanny AU 📻 🍎
#radioapple nanny au#THE OTHER PARTS ARENT DONE YET IM WORKING ON THEM#Before anyone starts asking hahahah#the kids menu is for Val#it’s full of pictures#zestial is such a gossipy bitch#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin#human lucifer#human au#human alastor#alastor#Carmilla carmine#human Carmilla#my doods#zestial#human zestial#human Vox#human Val#human velvette#radioapple
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Soak in the Tub
Pairing: Roommate!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader
Summary: You want to relax in the bathtub with Bucky. He wants to make you feel good.
Word Count: Over 1.9k
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, fingering, implied unprotected vaginal sex, dirty talk, inner monologue, established relationship, feels (it's me), Bucky Barnes (he's a warning, okay?).
A/N: My first Bucky Barnes Smut Menu fic of 2024, courtesy of @ellemj, and it belongs to Stud and Smartie, thanks to a sweet nonnie's inspiration. Crossing off roommate and fingering. ❤️ Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!
“Take a bath with me, Stud.”
Bucky sat in his chair with a book in hand as you walked by in your robe. You glanced behind you just in time to see him look up from the page and sweep his gaze over your body. “Was that a request or an order?” He asked, placing the bookmark in-between the pages.
You raised an eyebrow as you turned back toward him. “Let’s call it an order in the form of a request,” you teased, putting a hand on your hip when he pretended to consider it. “Come on. Please?”
It was a quiet afternoon and the two of you had nowhere to be. As much as you didn't want to interrupt his reading, you finished the puzzle you were working on earlier and wanted just a bit of attention. Not much, but some.
And as soon as you finished soaking in the tub, he could go right back to reading.
He chuckled and tucked a strand of hair behind his ear. “And why are you heading toward my bathroom and not yours?”
You loosened the tie on your robe enough to expose some of your skin, your heart pounding against your ribcage when his eyes followed the motion. You both knew he was going to join you. “Because your bathroom has the bigger tub,” you reminded him. It was only fair that he got the luxurious bathtub since the apartment was his long before you moved in. “And we both know you love the oil I use.”
“That’s our little secret, Smartie.” Bucky set the book aside and pushed himself to his feet. It was your turn to stare as he stretched, the bottom of his shirt riding up to expose the top of his underwear and just enough of his chiseled abs that your brain began to shut down and reboot. “Should I take my shirt off for you so you can see more of me?”
Fucking duh.
You blinked rapidly and felt your cheeks heat up when he smirked, but you refused to feel shame that he caught you staring. You had every right to look at the gorgeous specimen that was your roommate and lover. Considering he looked at you as if he could swallow you whole at any given moment, it was only fair to return the favor.
“I want you to take everything off. I’ll start,” you said, taking a breath before you pushed the robe from your shoulders and let it fall to the floor.
As it pooled at your feet, you saw nothing but love and desire in his azure eyes. “Fuck,” he whispered, your confidence soaring when you heard his metal fingers curl.
You fought the urge to grip his long hair and drag him in for a deep kiss. If you did, you wouldn't make it to the bathtub and you really wanted a soak. “You can join me when you pick your jaw up off the floor,” you smiled, turning and walking away with a sway of your hips.
You exhaled when you got to his bathroom, your legs a little wobbly and an ache growing between your legs. It wouldn't be long until Bucky joined you, so you went right to the tub and turned the water on. You tested it with your fingers before you added the oil, inhaling the scent with a hum.
“Took me a minute to pick my jaw up,” Bucky said from behind you as you straightened up and spun around. “You're just too beautiful.”
You somehow managed not to preen from his compliment or collapse when you stared his muscular chest and abdomen, his clothes long gone. You took an extra second to admire the naked man in front of you. He heard from you more than once that he had the body of a god, one to worship and die for. His thick cock only made your knees weaken more as you glanced down.
Fuck, I want it in my pussy. In my mouth. Just give it to me.
But beneath the gorgeous package, Bucky was stunning because he was the best man you knew. No one affected you the way he did. You suspected no matter how long you were together that it would always be that way.
“So, you had me slack jawed and now I render you speechless,” he winked, brushing his body against yours as he moved close to the tub. “We’re quite the pair.”
“Yeah, we are,” you smiled, your heart swelling before he turned and gave you a chance to check out his backside.
Would he fault me if I bit one of his cheeks?
Bucky stepped into the tub with a sigh and slowly sank down, nodding for you to join him as he spread his massive thighs. You let out a moan of appreciation as you got in and sat down between his legs. As large as he was, there was enough space that the two of you could relax together.
Whatever home the two of you eventually moved into or had built would have to have a nice soaker tub.
“We really are quite the pair,” he told you, bringing another smile to your face. “I’m keeping you forever.”
And ever.
“I’m keeping you, too.”
As he wrapped his arms around you to pull you back against him, you were happy to sit there in comfortable silence. You cherished the conversations you had, but also adored the moments like this when you said nothing at all. Where you could just hold each other and feel secure and connected.
That's love.
Bucky used his foot to turn the water once it was high enough and put some soap in the nearby washcloth, drawing a gasp from you when he brought it to your inner thigh.
“You do know I can wash myself,” you teased, but didn't stop him from moving it along your leg.
“I know you can,” he said, your stomach flipping as his hand moved higher. It was a completely innocent gesture, but he could make anything sinful. “But I like doing these kinds of things for you.”
The unwavering sincerity in his tone made your heart melt. “Thank you.”
He switched to your other leg as your body relaxed more, your thighs parting without him needing to ask. Your body was completely in tune with him. And it was nice to have someone who wanted to take care of you.
“So, was there any particular reason why you wanted to have a bath together?” He asked against your skin, his hot breath making you shiver and tilt your head slightly.
“Just wanted you to relax with me,” you replied, a whimper slipping out as his lips moved delicately along your neck. Your eyes fluttered, thankful that you were sitting since you felt weak in the knees.
Bucky made a sound like he didn't quite believe you. “Maybe you did, but I also think you wanted me in here so I could see you naked,” he said, dropping the washcloth into the water before his hand moved up your trembling thigh again. He placed a soft kiss beneath your ear when he added in a low voice, “And feel how wet you are.”
Your breath caught as you looked between your legs in time to see his large hand cup your mound. You jutted your hips up in the hope to get some friction and he took mercy on you by brushing a finger along your folds. “I’m always wet for you, Bucky,” you whispered, gasping when he teased your entrance. “Feel me.”
He pressed a kiss to your shoulder with a groan when he pushed a thick finger inside, his palm pressing against your clit. “I feel you,” he rasped when he slid another finger in. “Do you know how good it makes me feel knowing how much you want me?” He asked, brushing his metal hand over your breasts, taking a moment to tease your hardened nipples and send a ripple of pleasure through you. “Feels so fucking good.”
The fact that he can get that hand wet and still… Oh, fuck. Right there.
“How could I not want you? I want you so badly,” you moaned, the water splashing around you gently when you bucked your hips. “I want your big, fat cock inside me. Please,” you begged, surprising you with how easily the dirty words tumbled out.
“Jesus fuck. You're killing me,” he grunted, his fingers thrusting and lightly curling inside of your soaked pussy as his other hand slid to your neck. “Telling me you need to relax when you need me to fuck you.”
Both. I need both things.
You whined when you felt his cock press against the curve of your ass. “Please. Fuck me, fuck me,” you chanted, your walls tightening around the thick digits as they pushed in deeper.
He nearly growled when he gripped your chin and turned your head toward his, devouring your mouth. You encouraged him to deepen the kiss as you parted your lips and let him slip his tongue inside. The taste of him was intoxicating. You wanted to get drunk on him.
“Come on my fingers first,” he whispered against your lips when he pulled away. You were unable to keep from whimpering when he circled his palm against your clit, heat radiating from your core. “Come on, pretty girl. Show me how badly you want my cock.”
You reached back to grip his hair when your orgasm hit you hard and fast, your other hand holding his arm as your cries bounced off the walls. His fingers stretched and rubbed you through it, your toes curling and eyes slipping shut. His lips touched your temple when your legs shook, swept away by his desire.
“That’s it. Get my fingers wet. So fucking beautiful,” he praised before you turned your head again and sought out his lips, your heart racing as you came down. His fingers didn't stop until you whined into his mouth, your breathing heavy when your head fell back.
“Did I…” you smiled with hazy eyes as he carefully slipped his fingers out of your quivering hole. “Earn your cock?”
Bucky chuckled as he helped you sit up, his hands gently caressing your arms like he just had to touch you. “More than earned it. And we can relax some more after I finish inside you.”
You trembled all over again. “Even if we get water all over the floor?” You asked, letting him turn you to face him.
His piercing blue eyes bore into yours and a swirl of emotions hit you as you held his face in your hands. He made you comfortable and so at ease with yourself. He was your friend as much as he was your lover. He also made you feel desired.
Most importantly, he made you feel loved.
“We can flood the whole fucking apartment for all I care,” he smiled, stealing the breath from your lungs when he pulled you in for a kiss.
The water was cold by the time Bucky was done with you, which gave him all the more reason to hold you after he helped dry you off. He even put your head in his lap so he could keep you close as he finished reading the recent chapter of his book. Alpine and Soot came out to keep you company, too. It was the perfect afternoon.
All thanks to Stud and his deluxe bathtub.
Oh, these two. 🥰 Love and thanks for reading! ❤️
Masterlist ⚓ Bucky Barnes Masterlist ⚓ Ko-Fi
#navybrat writes#bucky barnes smut menu#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x female reader#bucky barnes x f!reader#bucky barnes x fem!reader#bucky barnes x you#bucky barnes x y/n#bucky barnes#roommate!bucky barnes#roommate!bucky barnes x reader#stud and smartie#bucky barnes imagine#bucky barnes fanfiction#bucky barnes au#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes oneshot#bucky x reader#bucky x female reader#bucky fanfic#bucky barnes fanfic#james buchanan barnes#sebastian stan
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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#nie huaisang#wei wuxian#lan wangji#elle woods#That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline.#The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here.#The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator.#The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible...#Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing-#-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic!#the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved.#A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it#Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu.#I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.
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plushy time
sometimes you just have to curl up with your largest plushy until the world stops being so bad. You'll know you're there when you wake up from your impromptu nap having been tucked in at some point.
#tmnt#rottmnt#adopted donnie au#my doodles#rise donatello#friday updates are back on the menu!#this week at least#(mostly because i drew this yesterday and was about to post it but remembered what day it was)#don't mind me#i'm just projecting onto some turtles over here#minus the getting tucked in#i got my cat laying on me instead#which works just as well#but Dee wouldn't have liked it so he gets tucked in
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Guess what, there’s a new chapter for botw calamity au. strictly speaking I can’t draw anything directly from the chapter besides a tipsy link
#loz#link#botw#calamity au#read the content warning note#this is the face of a man who fucked ganondorf and lived to tell the tale#I’m not linking directly to the chapter but I think u guys know how to click on a menu
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finally got around to do some greaser au stuff! i have no idea how to dress characters, other than knowing that the gang all wear matching jackets... its a little silly, i think sally is the one i mostly have no idea on...
it'd be a funny idea if Frank still had a vest on, just because they may not be above physical altercations does not mean they can't dress to impress! bwhahaa!
(they do have a matching jacket, of course of course...)
barnaby... my beloved...
i have no idea if he has a motorcycle! it's a funny thought that he may have a big truck instead... in case anyone got tired! they can sleep in the back seat while they listen to music... and put their motorcycle in the back!
#welcome home#myart#wally darling#sally starlet#julie joyful#barnaby b beagle#howdy pillar#howdy will serve you colorful milkshakes... with a price of a few laughs!#i like to think the milkshakes or special drinks he makes are not on the menu... so you must have to tell him a joke in order to get one!#you can't order a specific one... it's all randomized!#(unless you're allergic to something... he'll make sure to make sure you can drink it!)#welcome home greaser au
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The second thing you see after you die.
CotL au by @intistone
#my ârt#fnaf daycare attendant#moondrop#cult of the lamb#disciples of daybreak au#had a lot more fun with this one actually#again main menu inspired#look at my hyperfixations boy#fnaf#now I gotta go send Kallamar to the stratosphere
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Canon Swap
Wanted to make this its own post :>
From here
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Phantom Comic Ch.3
Page 29<–> Ch 4 Page 0
Begining
Masterpost
#Phantom comic#Danny Phantom#Danny fenton#Lunch menu#ghost#lunch lady#end of chapter#Disabled au#wheelchair#wheekchair au
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The Menu has been fully updated so go take a look, and maybe order a meal or two!
-The Owner
#promo reblog time!#au menu#special menu#all muse starter call#genshin impact rp#twisted wonderland rp#kakeguri rp#hunter x hunter rp#alluka zoldyck#chongyun#xingqiu#riddle rosehearts#jamil viper
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Hotguy and Cuteguy, being silly on rooftops patrolling the city at dawn
#grian#goodtimeswithscar#hotguy the siege#hermitcraft#desertduo#hermitcraft fanart#mcyt fanart#hotguy gtws#berry art#superhero au#IM BACK BESTIES#sorry for the very long break whoops#i imagine those two like doing very early patrols together where they buy breakfast menu from mcdonalds and then goof around#its all ‘we have to make sure no crime is happening’ but be honest. no villain is doing villain shit at 5am#those two just like to be dumbasses on rooftops#yeah#i bet grian goes ‘ theres no way you can shoot that trashcan from mere’ and scar goes bET
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MENU:
The survivors
Kinger: Found!
Caine: Found!
Bubble: Found!
Jax: ???
Rule and boundaries:
“Can I insert my Oc into this au?/ Can I make ocs for this au?”
“Sure! You can make fanart with your Oc in the au!”
“Can you insert my Oc into the blog?”
“No, the askblog is strictly with the canon characters. Maybe with some of my ocs, but they will be used for flashbacks and will not be able to be asked questions.”
(Abel is one of them)
“Can I make nsfw art of the blog characters?”
“N- No???”
“Can I ship my ocs with canon characters?”
“There’s certain ships in place (Kingleader, Ragapom). But go nuts with the single characters I guess”
This blog will be using mature themes:
- Gore/intestines (cute gore most likely)
- Internalised homophobia
- Bugs/Rotting
- Vomit/dirt
- Hallucinations
- Mental issues
- Glitches
TAGS:
- [[ OOC ]] / [[ Mod Modu ]]
+ this is a post by me (the creator) @modu-exists
- [[ Story ]]
+ This is a part of the canon storyline, there are no asks
- [[ ask ]]
+ This is an ask to any of the characters
++ It could be about anything (that’s not nsfw)
[[ Some things might change as more episodes come out in the actual show ]]
[[ The Amazing Digital Infection AU belongs to me! @modu_exists ]]
#infection au#tadc infection au#kingleader#caine x kinger#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital infection#[[ Menu ]]#Spotify
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"Can I get a-"
summary: Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! How may I take your order?
warnings/tags: crack!fic, legit just a crack fic, or aCTUALLY A CRACK!DRABBLE☝️☝️ mcdonalds propaganda, big breakfast and hash brown advocation, poor vash trying to work on a normal day, knives fist fighting a customer waffle house style, reader just wants their breakfast ;(
A/N: ....do i have to explain why i wrote this.....i found the whole mcdonalds au one of the funniest things the fandom could've come up with...it wasn't just a need it was a NECESSITY :D
"Order number 32!"
Ah yes, McDonalds at 7 in the morning, the beeps of the orders coming in, the beeping of the machines, and the bustling talking of the customers either sitting and eating or waiting for their orders.
McDonalds was a true staple of cryptic shopping for hunger.
But you could never get enough of their big breakfast and hashbrowns. And like a zombie, sometimes you found yourself in line some mornings before work.
But this morning seemed a bit...off.
"YOU'RE BURNING THE THE FUCKING HASHBROWNS WOLFWOOD!"
"NO I'M NOT!"
You couldn't help but watch a pancake fly in the air as you made your way to the counter. There, you were met with a kind faced worker, a cute one too! Peeking at his name plate that read "Vash", you gave him a soft smile, still feeling a bit tired.
"Hi! How can I help you?" He asked, returning the smile, the McDonalds hat on his head pushing down the tufts of blonde spikes of his, peeking under the hat.
But why was he wearing glasses? It was practically still dark outside...
"Hi, can I get a-"
"EXCUSE ME! WHY DID I NOT GET ANY LARGE FRIES!" Turning your attention to one of the customers right by you, both Vash and you jumped at the sudden slam of a receipt onto the counter to one of the other workers behind it.
A more pale, blonde man stood there, giving the rude customer one of the most stankiest faces you never thought some one could ever give.
If looks could kill, this man definitely could. He looked like he was about to jump over the counter and pounce on the man with the energy he was giving out.
Waffle House style.
"Err, sorry 'bout that.."Vash sweatdropped before looking back at you "What did you want to order?"
"Can I get uh-"
"JESUS FUCK MERYL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLIP A SAUSAGE?"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!? I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 2 YEARS! YOU'RE THE NEW ONE!"
You took a step back when suddenly, you saw a flash of yellow flying towards the both of you.
WAS THAT AN EGG??
Oh fuc- "FUCK!" You shouted as you ducked, wait did you say duck? Or did you say fuck?
Looking back up, you saw pieces of egg hanging off the back of Vash's head as you put a hand over your mouth.
Oh noo...
"I'm so sorry-"
You got back up on your feet and leaned over to brush off the egg pieces from the back of Vash's head.
"And I thought today was gonna be a normal morning..." Vash exhaustingly sighed.
Suddenly, you heard a scuffle behind you, chairs moving and things toppling over.
What was going on!
Turning around, you watched as Nai fist fought the customer, chairs flying everywhere as Nai tackled the man into a table.
"HEY HEY KNIVES IS FIGHTING!!" You heard someone scream from the back before the influx of McDonalds workers came running from behind the counter, jumping over or going through the door entrance to aid him.
"GET HIS ASS KNIVES!"
"GET HIM OFF!"
"Oh we're getting sued..."
You couldn't help but just watch on, mouth agape at what just happened in the matter of 1 hour, before looking back at Vash, who kept his place behind the register, covering his face with his hands in embarrassment.
"I'm so so sorry...Honestly, I can give you a free apple pie because of all this..." He apologized, shoulders drooping down.
"Oh um, it's okay, really." You couldn't help but chuckle "Rough morning huh?"
Maybe you should come back another day.
...At least the cashier was cute..
#vash x reader#trigun imagines#trigun headcanons#trigun#vash imagine#trigun stampede x reader#vash the stampede x reader#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun mcdonalds au#meryl stryfe#trigun maximum headcanons#their hashbrowns is the best thing on the menu#they got milly working drive through and yeah#its backed tf up
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I'm just gonna live in denial and pretend Phil isn't as zombified as he is and he gets cured and everything is fine
This is perfectly acceptable
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got hit with the seasonal cold, surprisingly not immediately after all the stress from Thanksgiving. was too tired to draw much, but i did draw a sick Ethan and Doug bc my body was full of aches and my throat is continually being assaulted from the cayenne pepper in my fancy OJ drink
#the graveyard shift#the graveyard shuft au#ethan winters#resident evil#resident evil village#resident evil ethan winters#doug houser#dark deception#dark deception doug#i regret not reading the menu and getting a large OJ
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