#ariel's fuckin killing it
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If you are a person who shits on classic disney princesses read this
you are embarrassing yourself. most the shit youve said isnt true.
cinderella wasnt "waiting for a man" she was raised in an abusive household by a step mother who veiwed her as less and made her act as a maid.
aurora being asleep most her movie isnt her fault. she was cursed.
snow white was an abused girl who was happy to be with the dwarves and even happier to get her prince i dont know why thats considered terrible. wouldnt you be overjoyed if someone took you to live in a whole ass castle???
ariel was a curious girl who loved to learn about humans. she was as much as an anthropologist as she could be in her situation. and her dad literally DESTROYED all her special possessions in front of her only for ursula to use her distress to manipulate her. she wanted to be human- getting derek was a bonus.
you dont shit on anna for ending up with kristoff in the end do you? you dont shit on belle for loving the beast [unless its that stockholme syndrome debate]. i dont see you guys talking about real disney princess issues like pochahontus in general or the fact tiana was a frog most of her movie adding to the trend of poc being animals in disney movies.
and a lot of you just love the villains- proclaiming theyre better than the protagonists and theyre innicent.
ursula manipulated a vulnerable teenage girl and then tried to kill her and derek along with many others who were on that ship.
malefacent cursed a fuckin baby.
hades was creepy as hell to meg and literally owned her.
jafars a fucking creep who perved on a 16 year old girl.
like- you can totally enjoy them as villains its why disney villains are looked to as this like expectations for villains almost, but dont act like theyre good people or theyre better than the protagonist they hurt. especially when youre JUST mocking the princesses- that shit reeks of victim blaming and mysoginy.
grow up. being kind and persevering like the disney princesses do will always be better than treating people like shit like the disney villains do.
#disney princess#disney villains#rant#im not here to argue#i just wanted to get this off my chest#cause its infuriating!#so many of us looked up to these women who went through so much and got through it#i NEEDED that as a kid#and kids STILL need it#so stop shitting on fictional women who didnt fucking do anything wrong#while adoring mostly male villains who are terrible people#this shit happens in every fandom its so annoying#sidenote idk if this is already a debate here on tumblr- i dont really engage with that on this site#im just here in my own lil world cause my friends dont need to be bombarded with rants about media every second#actually autistic#actually adhd#autistic#aroace#nonbinary#luna talks
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Daredevil thoughts part 2
11.So as a kid the whole him sleeping in water confused me....Now I know its a sensory deprivation tank
12......God I HATE the playground fight .I know you can do a flirty fight scene well,I have seen Mask of Zorro ,but this,the first meeting between Elektra and Matt is just....kind of tone breaking
13.Also Matt is being stalkerish
14.Reason I have said I liked this movie number one :Michael Clark Duncan is PERFECTLY cast as Wilson Fisk AKA the Kingpin .Michael Clark Duncan not only has the right build ,convincingly playing this formidable mountain of a man but has this sense of control and composre .I think what he brings to his Wilson is a sense of coolness and style .He's a great villain
15.Oh hey Elecktras father is Rachel Weiz's boss from the Mummy
16.Kingpin:* takes a puff from his cigar*....Hows your daughter"*Smiles*
ACtual chills that is so menacing .God Michael Clark Duncan is so goood
17.REason I have said I liked this movie two:Colin Farrell hamming it up as Bullseye .Hamming it up as a supervillain is kind of an art .Do it great you Jack Nicholson as Joker or Willem Dafoe as Green Goblin ,do it bad your Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor or Tommy Lee Jones as Two Face.I think between Bullseye and Penguin in the Batman ,Colin Farrell is a fuckin MASTER of hammery
18.This movie does a trope,not specific to comic book movies,but comic book movies do it a lot or at least the early oneds did :EStablishing villain moment,where the villain will kill someone really just to establish they are evil .Lex Luthor uses his gizmos to casually push a cop in front of a train in Superman the Movie ,Joker fries a gangster with a handbuzzer in Batman, the Kryptonian criminals kill some astronauts in Superman II ,Top Dollar and Myca kill a woman to use her eyes in a ritual in the Crow ,Emperor Ming kills Prince Thun after he refuses to fall on his own sword in Flash Gordon ,Malcolm Mcdowalls character drains a guy of his water and drinks it in Tank Girl ,Riddler drains his bosss mind and drops him out a window in Batman Forever ,etc.In this film we get a twofer:Bullseye kills a guy at a pub with paperclips then makes an old lady choke on a peanut
19.SO a guy is getting beaten up by a thug and it is some of the worst distressed acting I have ever heard
20."I'm not the bad guy"....I'M NOT THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS ,I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFIREND OR THE FRIGHTENED PRINCESS -
@ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @themousefromfantasyland @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @goodanswerfoxmonster
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Live action little mermaid was Good 7/10 yeah! I feel like it was probably one of the better live action Disney remakes. For Sure.
2024 edit: DISCLAIMER I AM STUPID AND I GET ENJOYMENT OJT OF THINGS that SUCK. and I hadn’t seen original little mermaid. LIKE NO STIP EHAT ARE TOU TAKING ABOJT NOOO 7/10?? THATS WAY TOO HIGH WATCH THE ORIGINAL SHUT UPPP
Sebastian was like a weird half baked cheezit that you find at the bottom of the box and they didn’t go all in with his voice or his design. It left so much to be desired. I desire him carnally. He’s like a 6/10 sebastion. How do you make Sebastian mid. ITS FINE.
They turned Scuttle into Amethyst Steven Universe . (👍) In her introduction she dived and ate a fish which is Messed Up. What if Flounder KNEW that fish personally and she just fucking killed it. That’s literally the equivalent of eating a person to him
She also had like a rap battle with Sebastian for some reason like they Really wanted to push that they’re sooo silly and you should like them . Okay
I forgot to mention Flounder. That about sums up Flounder
Under the sea song. Sebastian’s voice left a lot to be desired but it’s ok I guess.. I do not remember seeing so many invertebrates and strange sea animals in the original. like they had feather starfish and sea slugs and ribbon worms and jellyfish dancing around. It was Totally Awesome and I Loved it but not many fish?? LOL but yes this was my favorite sequence :) visually.
THINGS I LIKED.
I haven’t watched the original little mermaid in years or maybe not At All but I still knew the main plot points. They made prince Eric better. He no longer simply exists. We got prince Eric lore. His dog was also a perfect cast. Great dog. Good boy. Very cute dog. Really good dog & the dog was great. Wish there was more of the dog.
URSULA WAS AWESOME AS EXPECTED. Hard to mess her up. I wish I could’ve seen more of her giant form at the end they kind of shrouded her in darkness and CGI sad face. Great acting though and her song was SO good. Kinda sexo but don’t tell anyone I sa
ALSO THAT REMINDS ME THE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE UNDERWATER IS SOOOO FUCKIN DARK LIGHTING-WISE FOR NO REASON. Ariel is like. Look at this stuff ! :) isn’t it neat ! :) i’m sorry. I can’t see it. You are in an underwater cave and I cannot see the walls or anything you have created.
Ariel obviously did great :) she had a really good singing voice. Good !!!
Neptune is Okay. Idk I think he could’ve had a deeper voice and maybe be more emotional but he was aight. Also at the end he comes up to Eric and Ariel’s boat and peeks out of the water for no reason and it’s the funniest shit ever because it’s like Surprise! sopping wet old man
SPOILERS .
A CHANGE I LIKED. ARIEL WAS THE ONE TO STEER THE SHIP INTO URSULA AT THE END. I LIKE THAT A LOT MORE THAN ERIC DOING IT BECAUSE ITS LIKE ARIEL’S GETTING BACK AT HER AND ITS SOOO MUCH MORE FITTINGGGGG!!!!!!!!
The scuttle dance or what ever. If you care
CONCLUSION. they did a couple things right! (And it could’ve been worse!) but I enjoyed it more than I expected :) I will not give every live action remake this benefit of the doubt.
#movie#the little mermaid 2023#the little mermaid#movie thoughts#movie review#edit like 6 months later: girl you need to be more critical
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Stupid ass Disney gonna make it so Ariel can suddenly balance on a fin so she can jack Prince Eric’s place to kill Ursula like HELLO if the mermaid has to be a BAMF for feminism then do it the COOL way and MAKE ARIEL A FUCKIN KAIJU TOO!
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both. both is good.
yay ok so if it has to be canon then:
henry- Chloe. unproblematic queen.
Charlotte- jack swagger (cause he's the only love interest she ever got) (which would've been FINE if he EXISTED before SEASON 5) (and in more than ONE EPISODE) (but I shouldn't go on about that right now)
jasper- so... I'm gonna go with the baby Ariel girl who was allergic to air. I forget her name but she was really sweet even tho she ghosted him. better than the maniac who almost killed charlotte with a chainsaw.
piper- you know I gotta say Jackson Bartell I STAN HIM. Billy is in second place. fuck kale fuckin nerd.
Ray- well gwen is. evil. so I'm gonna say Leilani. if she even counts.
schwoz- this little bitch stole rays kinda gf at the fucking basketball game. he cannot be trusted with a love interest. ig gerta.
bose- isn't the only one he got that alien? they're lowkey cute tho. so her. oh wait there were all the girls he took on dates tho too? idk.
chapa- literally there was no one except that one crush. idk if that even counts
miles- I DONT REMEMBER IF HE HAD ANY DID HE HAVE ANY THE INTERNET SAYS HE DID BUT TBH I DONT REMEMBER THEM
mika- ISNT ALL SHE HAD THE SAME GUY AS CHAPAS CRUSH? DIDNT THEY ALL JUST HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT GUY? IDKF
danger force is kinda dry with love interests. not necessarily mad about it tho
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[Book One of Three]
Story: 3 out of 5
Smut: 1 out of 5
If you’re one who can look past some very obvious (but not many!) mistakes, then this book was actually a pretty decent read.
There was a bit going on, but once you grasp how the world works then you’ll be hooked.
The highs and lows, twists and turns, left you anxiously wondering would happen next or what the hell one character was thinking to do what they did. Looking at you, Rio 😡
Now read my spoilery thoughts…
* Very much little mermaid vibes… just more darker.
* Lynne vowed she wouldn’t lose a bone and what did she do? She lost a bone. And Rio picked it up 😬
* Ahhh. A crime boss. I like Rio, but I’m not sure I like this writing style 🤔 Maybe I’ve read too much mafia romance and fantasy just isn’t my fav anymore…
* The Blood Queen is a bitch. And why doesn’t she want Lynne to know who her fuck buddy was..?
* Being sent to the Top World without a voice.. ? She’s definitely Ariel. And Rio is a gang leader instead of a charming prince.
* Lol. She chose a “dress” from her collection and was wondering why she was being gawked at while Too World. It was a fuckin’ negligee! That’s why everyone thought she was a sex worker 🤦🏻♀️
* So who the fuck is Baron? If it’s Rio, she’s fucked. He doesn’t let chicks get in his way and Fox apparently has dibs. If her dislike for Lynne already is anything to go by, she’s gonna be super pissed/jealous when Lynne and Rio start spending time together.
* ….and Rio’s fucked. Love at first sight? Already possessive? Yes, please.
* Dude, Rio’s kind of a dick. He unfortunately saw Lynne kill one of his men, accidentally, and wants to weaponize her now 🤦🏻♀️
* The tension! Oh man, he was showing her how to seduce a man… and yeahhhh… they’re both fucked 😂
* I love how protective he is already. He took her out to see if she could do parkour and she’s impressing him. I love it.
* “All right, I like that you can fight back. But I will always take the blows aimed at you, understand?” — and this is where I fall in love with Rio.
* Lol she whacked him with her shoe hard enough to draw blood 😂
* The betrayal! Rio’s best friend is a dick.
* Or not… 👀 Wtf is going on lol.
* How did C-Wax get in Lynne’s clutch? Is Fox really fucking with her or someone else…?
* The “sexting” is kind of awkward, but bearable.
* Then again, Lynne’s never done that before so, of course, her flirting is awkward.
* I think the author should have edited this again before sending it off. Twice I’ve seen two different sentences repeated a couple paragraphs later. It’s kind of cringe.
* “I may seem calm,” he said, “but I’ve already fucked you a hundred times in my mind.” — goddamn 🥵
* Wow. Lynne totally went Selene on Fish’s dead ass 😂 That leap + decapitation combo was totally inspired by Underworld. Calling it rn.
* Fuck. “Any” knows about the Underworld. He just outed Lynne to Rio. Fucking asshole.
* So “Any” has a deal with the Blood Queen too 🤦🏻♀️ He has a time limit to kill his sister’s murderer… and twice already Lynne’s caught him pointing a gun at Rio. Does he think Rio is responsible? Fuck that dude.
* Ugh. I hate Fox and her smug little attitude.
* Wait.. is Lynne “Aria” and she just not know it? Rio’s mentioned how she and “Any” look alike, and notices some familiar things about her that he shouldn’t because he’s never met Lynne before. What if she’s “Any’s” twin?!
* What the fuck, Rio. You betrayed Lynne?!
* Oh no. Lynne touched Rio with her bare hand.
* Who the fuck knocked her out?!
* Oh fuck. Rio can see Bory and hear Lynne now!
* I FUCKING CALLED IT! I knew Lynne was Aria, “Any’s” twin 😭
* Also, how dare the author end it like that.
#bone thief saga#the bone thief’s tale#lynne#rio renero#heleen davies#fantasy romance#dark romance#inspired by the little mermaid#booktok book review#book review
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⏰ - 2k7 Summer Casey
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For a time I was scared, unsure of things. I didn't understand why though? what was this fear? Why was I scared? As if it wasn't my fear but anothers fear feeding into me? Then I was cold? Set down somewhere and I stayed. A click, and then I was lifted into the air? I settled into the hold and I was comfortable for once. This person was warm they were safe. Soon another held me, a little cold but I didn't mind it. IT was like they were scare I might fall if that didn't hold me just right. Then I opened my eyes and I saw them for the first time.
Summer stepped down off the steps from the bus and watched how it drove away once she was off at her stop. Smiling brightly as she looked down to count the remain amount of money she had. She had enough for her fare back to school and for what she was looking to buy. Oh she shouldn't she knows she shouldn't have ditched out on school today. And sure she maybe could have asked her dad's but there was a time limit the second she saw it she had to have it. Walking a few blocks down from the stop till see saw the pawn show and in the window? A Rogue PR100 Rocketeer! Summer near bounced as she ran across the street not even glancing twice to make sure there wasn't a car incoming.
Hand's landed against the glass as her eyes fixed on to her prize, It was a deep scarlet red with black trim and it was the most beautiful things Summer had ever laid her blue eyes on. Smile grew as she looked off to the side eyeing the open sign and pushed off form the glass and made her way inside the show.
The show was small and cramp and full of all kind of things. Summer would need to drag Ariel here one night she might like looking at stuff here. But for now? Her baby was waiting for her. Summer made her way to the counter and proudly slammed down her wallet to the counter a few coins flew out as she flashed her brightly smile to the man running the shop.
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"Fuckin' swiddlin' dick" Summer utter under her breath. She did in fact get the guitar but seeing as she was obviously a child the owner had swindled every last cent out of her. Summer no matter how many times she opened her wallet couldn't find a single penny. Standing by the bus stop. She crouched down a little to let her head fall between her knees. Racking a hand trough sandy blond and red streaked hair.
"Okay think Sum think, we jus' los' all our dough to some prick takin' advantage of a kid." She huffs blowing out hair to make her bangs fly up.
Summer lifted her head up as she looked around, it was still early in the day having taken the bus just before the one she rode for school. The Plan was hope on that bus to get to the shop where she saw her guitar in the window calling out to her clearly! Thinking back she should have notice the guy was gonna be a jerk he was then when they spoke about the price of the guitar than. "okay so no funds, but it's still early? The bus came from uh the west? Yeah that's right. So if I just back track the bus ride? I should get back just about around when School let's out? It was like what a ten minute ride so by foot that gotta be what? two miles at best maybe? and it took like ten or so turns? Easy!"
Summer decided standing up as she tighten the strap on the case on her back. Said reason she also lost out on so much of her money but well she did need something to keep it safe. Feet working to the sidewalk as she started on her trip back home. Despite the optimism bursting giving a skip in her step though. It was quickly to burn out her math was far off for one and her memory was foggy on when the bus had turned left or right working backwards like this. Summer found her self often getting turned around in areas she was unfamiliar with she back track to what seemed familiar? Her feet were killing her by who knows what hour of being lost.
Oh she hated that thought just now she was lost in New York City. Time burning away once she saw kids out and about she knew schools were out for sure. "Oh shit Dad's gonna know I ain't at school now."
Summer mumbled to her self, as if the fact it was getting dark out wasn't enough to land her in hot water as is. The sun was lowering down and the sky was going from bright blue to shades of purple and orange. And Summer was still no where near home.
"Great 'm lost, standard, an' broke in New York" Summer dipped down into an alley for a second so she could just try and gather her bearings moving to lean back against the near by building behind her back. As she slapped her hands over her face. This was bad this was so bad. It was one thing to ditch school. But fuck she's lost! She could try dipping into the sewers but she didn't know them as well either. Only cetien parts.
Summer started to drag her fingers down her face. Eyeing some shadows casting into the alley way. Slowly to look to the side she froze, sure any young girl might become a little timid lost and now finding herself alone woth two strange men. But it was double for Summer when she say the clear purple dragon tattoos. One snaking over the guys face and the other had it on his neck. Dragons. Summer swallowed thickly and did her best to play it cool. As she dropped her hands into her coat pockets. Tugging it tightly around herself before she moved from the wall and headed further down the alley. Praying that it lead out to the street over. She kept her head forward but she could easily hear heavy foot steps following behind her. Don't look back just keep walking she tells herself everything was going to be fine. She tries to still her beating heart in her chest. Dread falling over her. Why did they keep following her? She could tell they were getting closer even thier strides were larger so it took little to no time at all for them to caught up to her.
Fuck it.
So she ran, bolting on aching feet and sore legs, needing adrenaline to carry her the rest of the way. Rounding the corned slipping a little. She slammed the plam of her hand to the dirt ground to keep from falling altogether bouncing back into her mad dash so as not to lose momentum. They were getting closer. Don't look back. Don’t look back she reminded herself over and over. She'll slow down if she did. another turn, she took it a bit softer this time. Only to find a dead end.
Slowly to a stop, she felt her heart sinking as she looked around for an exit way. There was a fire escape okay check but the ladder was pulled up. Biting at her lip, she can hear the echoing of steps growing louder behind her. She had to act fast. Running start, she ran for the ladder and tried to time her jump . She can grab it and pull it down, and then she can get to the roof. Was her hope. Only to miss she felt metal just graze past the tip of her fingers and near fall into the wall.
"Fuck!" She yelled slamming her fist into the wall she needed a new plan. She could use the gutiar, maybe? Throw it and make a run for it then? She can hear the laughs of the dragons behind her and she felt her self freeze. The hairs on the back of neck started to stand on end. Summer just shut her eyes tight and pressed her self to the wall as if somehow it would hide her from them.
When she hears a startled gasp and the sound of metal clank above. Risking to loft her head up, she opened her eyes and found them. Only Summer would feel nothing but relief at the sight of giant turtle dawning a red mask. A guy who looked like he was trying to pass off for the killer in Friday the 13th. We'll seconds later feeling dread at the sight of her dad's as well.
"I'm in trouble aint I?" She questions.
Raph smirks, leaning over the bar of the fire escaose as he smirks to her "Oh your in trouble al'ight." Before shifting to fix his gaze on the dragons who chased her down. "Not as much as them though."
Leaping off Raph, took one of them to the ground right away right away, Casey dropping down right behind Raph. As he gave a good hard swing of a bat. Landing it scare against the guys dragon marked face. He lifted his mask and turned to look at Summer, maybe ready to scold her. But he was met with her running smack into his arm, holding around her dad as she buried her face into his chest. Openly sobbing as she held on to him tightly.
One might accuse her of dishing out crocodile tears because she was in trouble. Not Casey though, these weren't I'm in trouble tears these were tears of a lost kid finding her Dad after being scared shitless. She felt him break the hold to bend down to his knees only for Summer to cling back on arms tight around his neck doing everything in her power to kist hold on to him for dear life. His voice was so soft and calm when trying to clam her down. Daring to pull back once feeling she was safe she looked up at him with water blue eyes. Raph joing the pair of them as he set a hand on her head. Summer reach out grabbing on to his hand and pulling it to her fave a second. Deep breaths taken in and let out till she stopped shaking again.
"Soooo 'ither I take my chances wit' some dragons or, I take my chances wit' you two? I'mma pick the dragons." Summer offer smiling up sheepishly to the pair of them. The returned stare she got was more than fair. Summer leaned in to rest against Casey as she settled in against his hold. "Dad?" She muffles out " i ditched and then some dick trick me outta my bus fare."
#muse| summer jones#madamkezzie#aflockoffeathers#[watch me shine watch me grow aflockoffeathers]#send emoji promt#memory meme#stayed qeued#((id say shes like 12-13 here btw and already giving her dads trouble uwu))
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hook & ariel
@nosealegs
tw: death, violence, body horror, blood, injury, grief, alcoholism
Hook couldn’t resist the ocean no mattered how many times it tried to kill him. He wasn’t feeling the urge to almost drown himself trying to escape the barrier (yes, he had tried it; yes, there had been drinking involved; no, he hadn’t learned anything from the experience) and was instead broodily watching the sun trying to make its way through the haze of clouds and imagining the sails of ships.
Being landlocked for any length of time was detrimental to his overall health, and he had an anniversary to celebrate. Four fuckin’ years. He missed pirating like missing a limb, and he knew what he was talking about. He scowled when a shadow fell over him, which was only two ticks off from his usual expression. “You’re blockin’ the view,” he growled. He didn’t actually care that much, but he had a bad-tempered reputation to uphold.
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“Grumble at someone else,” she hissed as she flopped herself into his lap, a bottle of rum in her hand. “Or I won’t share.” Pointedly, she took a long pull straight from the bottle, her eyes locked out on the water. It was a special sort of torture, to be able to go into the water, and still be trapped, still be locked in to damned hell when the ocean should have been open to her.
Four years. It had been an interesting set of time, to say the least. She’d finally been allowed to walk on land like the rest of her people, but she couldn’t help but feel she’d lost too much in the process. Clean up was fun, she never minded dragging it to the bottom of the ocean floor. But it could only bolster her mood so much. “Besides, I am the view.”
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He bared his teeth a little in reply, but the expression wasn’t nearly as sinister as Ari’s. Her fangs were useful that way. He couldn’t say he was particularly surprised to see her today of all days. They’d washed up and started this torture together, after all, although the real hurts had come long before Sallow Hills for both of them.
He curled the arm with the hook loosely around her waist because she knew how to stay clear of it, and reached for the bottle with his good hand. “That you are, love. Happy bloody anniversary.” He took a long drink, savoring the burn in the back of his throat, and handed it back. In between trying to kill each other and inexplicably being unable to go through with it, he’d never expected that the siren who had drowned half his crew would be the person who understood him best in this hellhole. It hurt her just as much to be landlocked.
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There was no one else she particularly felt up to putting up with today. It was one of the few days a year where she didn’t have much patience at all. He had been part of her hell in this life and the one prior, she had the scars to prove it. She settled back against him, uncaring of the cold metal against her. It was nothing she hadn’t felt multiple times over the years.
“Happy fucking anniversary,” she grumbled, tipping her head back onto his shoulder. When she got the bottle back, she took another long pull from it and enjoyed every bit of the burn. There was a history of attempted murder between them and these days she couldn’t help but be a little glad that neither of them ever actually finished it. “Damn hellhole,” she hissed, Rhiannon’s angry words ringing in her ears.
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They’d both left their marks on each other, visible and otherwise. His leg still twinged occasionally, but it was usually the least of his body’s complaints after a century of violence. Neverland might have stopped him from physically aging, but there were days he thought he could feel every single one of those years catching up to him. He didn’t fancy growing old for real in bleeding Wales of all places.
“Aye,” he agreed softly. Hook went back and forth on whether he was glad Arianwen hadn’t killed him. If she’d let him die the way he was supposed to, he wouldn’t be trapped here, but it was an argument he’d given up years ago. It was done and over with, and since he couldn’t bring himself to kill her, not once but twice, he might as well live with her in this uneasy peace they’d established.
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Arianwen certainly had no wish to live out the rest of her days in Wales either. There were days she wished he had left her strapped to that mast to go down with him and his ship. Sure, she wouldn’t have drowned, but there were other ways for her to die. She still had shreds in her tail where it. had never properly healed, and that wasn’t touching the various scars that lingered even on her human skin.
She tipped her head to scrape her fangs along his jaw before she pouted. “How many more years do you think we’ll have to suffer?” She asked the same question every year, every year it was more snarly. There was no longer any real hope of leaving, so she took what pleasure she could find in this dual life of hers.
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There were days he wished that too. Then they’d both be dead and out of their misery. But since he was alive–and since he couldn’t have the death of his choice–he was selfishly glad to have a partner in suffering. Neither of them were running for sainthood. They probably deserved everything that they got.
Every year, she asked that question, and he answered it differently each time. Since he didn’t actually know the answer, it was easy to do. He nosed gently against her hair. “If we’re being punished and poetic? One for every life we took.” Hook wasn’t sure he believed in an afterlife, but this certainly resembled a kind of purgatory for both of them. If anything, he got less angry and more melancholy as the years passed. He couldn’t sustain a rage when there was nothing to fight against. He considered it another kind of death.
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She could never claim that she didn’t earn every moment in Sallow Hills. Her hands were far from clean and she had long been a fan of turning seawater red. She didn’t think she would stop askiing the question at least for a few more years. If nothing else, it might spur her pirate back into anger instead of whatever melancholy was taking over.
Grumbling, she turned on his lap to straddle it properly within his hold. “Then I’m dying here,” she shrugged as though it didn’t matter before chugging from the bottle in long pulls that burned brilliantly. The only thing keeping her from fading away from that ever burning fire was her deal with the Unseelie and her continuing prodding at him.
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Hook didn’t mind the questions. There was a bit of a philosopher in him, truth be told, buried under all the liquor and bitterness. He hadn’t always been a pirate, after all, at least not on the outside. In his heart, it had always been black sails, mercurial oceans, and endless horizons though. He wouldn’t even know who he was without that.
His flesh hand settled at her waist when she turned, and he gave her a sharp grin. “In this version of the story, we already died here.” He didn’t really believe in an afterlife, but he also knew that, unless it was a pixie, the universe didn’t give a fuck what he believed in. He didn’t believe in Neverland before he stumbled onto it either. He snagged the bottle and took another long drink before she could finish it off without him.
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The damned pirate was always a study and even after all this time she couldn’t help but be fascinated from time to time. Once, he could have been more than what he was, but she liked the way he’d turned out. A posh, brilliant philosopher would bore her to tears and get fangs in their throat before she purposely let them feel the drowning. But a pirate as brooding and prickly as the seas herself? Well, it wasn’t hard to see why she’d decided to continue to put up with him… mostly.
She liked that grin on his face, not as sharp as hers, but not bad for a human. “Very true. Being trapped here is just a cruel trick before the inevitable. Damn torture wall,” she hissed out the last words. She watched him tip the bottle back and pushed it with a finger to tip it a little further back in encouragement she knew he didn’t need.
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For all the philosopher in him, Hook wasn’t one for introspection, and he could hardly fathom the dysfunctional bond that had somehow formed between himself and the siren. He’d had every intention of letting her die a slow, painful death once, and pretty much nothing had worked out for him the way he’d intended ever since. They were both fairly awful people. That was one of his favorite things about her.
“Who knows? If we died again, maybe we’d end up someplace worse.” He gave a soft, dark chuckle. Hook was willing to go down with his ship or perhaps in a fight, but otherwise, he’d lived too long to give up on life that easily. He let her tip the bottle further, never needing encouragement to drink more. It was that kind of day. He liked that about her too.
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There had been every intention of death to the other on both sides at the start of whatever the hell this was. Dysfunctional and about the only solid thing in their world beyond the Prince, no one would ever understand it. He was vicious when he chose to be, and downright awful most of the time. She rather liked keeping him around for it.
“Worse than this? Impossible…. wait, no, that’s a lie,” she mused darkly, “It could be a literal desert.” She shuddered at the idea of no water whatsoever. She wasn’t willing to go out in anything but a fight, and she’d take people with her on the way. She watched his throat work as the bottle tipped further and let out a hum of approval. Pulling her bag open, she tugged out another bottle and set it in the sand next to them and tipped her head to nip sharply, just once, at the line of his throat. She could have asked nicely for the bottle back, but that was boring.
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Hook didn’t even understand it, and he was one of the involved parties. Somehow, Ari had become one of his people though, and he didn’t have many of those in Sallow Hills. Violence might be one of their languages, but he was ferociously protective of them. Not that Ari ever needed it. She was ferocious all on her own. It was one of her better qualities.
“There ya go. Hellfire. Torture. Daytime television,” he chuckled. He’d been raised to believe in that sort of thing. He couldn’t conclusively say it wasn’t true, but he didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about it either way.
He hissed softly at the sting of teeth, not necessarily in pain. “Unless you’re try'n to start something with me, you’re gonna watch where you’re puttin’ those teeth,” he drawled, offering the almost-empty bottle back for her to finish off. He liked sleeping with her, and he liked fighting with her, and the two were practically interchangeable for them.
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The unspoken rule was pretty well known that to fuck with Hook was to fuck with Ari and vice versa, or at least have the other threateningly nearby. She liked that they were nearly equally vicious. It was one of their bonding traits, really.
She immediately pulled a face at the mention of daytime television. “If I am ever subjected to a soap opera again, I will just have to end it. Right there. Those things are painful.” She liked living on her own terms, and one of those was no damn daytime television.
That hiss was one of her favorite sounds out of him, which made sense as this was one of her favorite ways to get under his skin. “Why wouldn’t I start something today?” It was notoriously one of her preferred ways to make the day tolerable and she liked the distracting ache for the day and usually the next. Taking the bottle back, she tipped it back to finish it.
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People confused them for a dysfunctional couple sometimes, and Hook didn’t usually bother to set them straight on it. People would think what they wanted, and denial would only make them look more guilty. It was true in a sense, but neither of them were made for monogamy. Too boring, and required more commitment than either of them were probably capable of. He’d taken her freedom from her once and didn’t imagine he’d have cause to try it again, in any way.
“Who needs strangers’ drama when there’s a town group chat.” Sometimes they just watched it together and made fun of the people in it, and sometimes it was a drinking game for every time someone said something pathetic. Truly, even his tolerance wasn’t that high.
“In that case, happy to help.” Even at his surliest, he’d have to be crazy to turn her down, and he never had. He got it when it came to today in particular though. Oblivion was often preferable to both of them than facing the reality of this place. With one finger, he gently pushed the bottle up in the same encouragement she’d given him.
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There was no point in setting people straight on their relationship. It didn’t fit anything anyone else would understand anyway. Theirs was the closest thing she’d do to a relationship, but they both enjoyed doing as they pleased far too much to stick only to each other. He’d strapped her to a mast to dry out and she’d saved him from the death he’d wanted. That had been enough taking from one another in that way.
“That chat is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen, and that is saying something,’ she mused. The days it became a drinking game had always ended up drunk painfully quickly, not that they minded. If it helped expand their tolerance, well, at least they got some entertainment out of it too.
She had known that would be his reaction and had banked on it. She liked him best when he was surly and still came to her anyway. Tipping the bottle and her head further back with that push, she chugged down the last of the bottle. Setting the empty one in the sand, she looked at him as the burn settled into her chest. “Are we finishing that bottle out here or inside?”
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“Strange world we’ve washed up in.” The comment was more thoughtful than brooding. It was more like the world he’d left than Neverland, given a couple hundred years. The technology hadn’t been at all familiar to him, and he didn’t have a lot of patience for cell phones–or, for that matter, anyone he’d want to talk to on one. He and Ari had their own ways of getting in contact when they wanted to. Phones didn’t do so well at the bottom of the ocean.
The captain and surly went hand in hook. He didn’t have a lot of other moods, but they didn’t like each other because they were Suzy Sunshine. He watched the long line of her throat while she swallowed down the last of the bottle, knowing her tolerance well enough to know it would barely get her started.
He considered the question, but if they started something here, there was no guarantee they’d want to move it inside later on, and he was just about done staring at the ocean. No sense in dwelling on what he couldn’t have when something he could had settled right in his lap. He wrapped his good arm around her waist and stood, her slight weight not making much of a difference. “Inside.”
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I know Ganondorf won't hire them because of Disney legal shenanigans, but could we get Ganny's villainy rating for each of the Disney Villains?
Ganondorf's Totally Fair Rating of Disney Villains
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Scar (Lion King): Goals. Motherfucker murdered his brother, framed his son for it, and took over his kingdom. Straight savage. Undone by unwillingness to get his hands dirty and kill the brat himself. 8/10, points taken off for not planning ahead.
Ursula (Little Mermaid): Unproblematic queen. Hardworking business woman. Not her fault that Ariel didn't read the fucking fine print. Unjustly killed by pretty boy ken doll and his ship. 10/10, Top tier undersea waifu.
Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame): Bitchass motherfucker. Burned down Paris because he got his first boner, fuckin' incel. Also, like, really racist. They're called Romani, asshole. 2/10, he only gets points because Hellfire slaps.
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty): Another top tier evil waifu. Cursed a child because she didn't get invited to a party. I aspire to be that level of petty. Turned into a dragon for the #drama. 20/10, best girl.
Gaston (Beauty and the Beast): Another fucking incel. She's just not that into you dude. Also, she's kinda a furry. Oh you've killed a lot of animals? Big fuckin' whoop, any drunk hillbilly with a shotgun can do that. 1/10, fuckin' frat bro.
Tamatoa (Moana): I'D RATHER BE SHINY! / like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck. And more colloquials to that effect. 10/10, see Schaffrillas for further details.
Rourke (Atlantis): Cool and intimidating military asshole who does a good job of making people trust him before revealing he's a prick. Loses points for the whole colonialism thing.
#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#smash bros#incorrect quotes#Ganondorf#Disney#Disney villains#Scar#Ursula#Frollo#Maleficent#Gaston#Tamatoa#Rourke#The Lion King#The Little Mermaid#The Hunchback of Notre Dame#Sleeping Beauty#Beauty and the Beast#Moana#Atlantis
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I do like the fact that everyone in the crossover acknowledges that even if hawk-moth has good intentions he's still brainwashing and traumatising people over an admittedly selfish desire. I also like how hawk-moth wouldn't of lasted a week if the miraculous cure wasn't a thing ariel would of taken his ass down or he would of quit after realising he killed a bunch of people.
Yeah like honestly? It's a whole fucking THING.
In terms of Magic Law, both Team Miraculous and Hawkmoth/Mayura are on equal ground. Obviously there is a clear right vs. wrong, but Ariel is supposed to uphold both even if she says which one she favors.
Specifically because, like. Nothing happens if Hawkmoth wins. He brings Emilie back. Worse comes to worst, Adrien or Nathalie or even Gabriel himself is sacrificed. Which fuckin sucks but hey that's how things work. If they're lucky, the Miraculous Wish allows Gabriel to choose who is traded for Emilie and he picks someone who might be a bit more deserving of death.
Gabriel is still doing harm, but the laws are complicated and his eventual consequences depend on Team Miraculous's decision of his fate.
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My Everything - Part Ten
A Take it Slow Sequel
What happens with Harry and Y/N after he proposes? How will the two navigate the engaged life while also continuing to juggle their jobs, friends, and families? Let’s find out.
Warnings: Fluff and Smut! 6K
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You and Harry let Buster sleep in the bed with you that night since you’d be away from him for so long. Niall drove you both to the airport the next morning. You were beyond excited for this trip. You and Harry were pros at flying together at this point. He knew to keep an arm around you while you slept, and he’d keep his head rested on yours.
When you get off the plane you each head into the bathroom to change into some lighter clothes. You brought a light green pair of shorts and a white tank top to wear, and Harry changed into a pair of light blue shorts with a black t-shirt. You both looked very ready for Florida.
“I can’t wait for you to bust out your real Florida clothes.” You giggle. “You know the ones that make you look like a grandpa in Miami?”
“Oh baby, I brought all that shit.” He winks. He reaches into his carry on and hands you your fast pass band. “We need ‘em when we get in line for the buses.”
You both navigate through the Orlando airport, and wait for the bus to your resort. You get on and about halfway through the ride you go into the Disney app to see if your room is ready.
“Oh look! Floor four, room 3000.” You show Harry your phone. “But our luggage most likely won’t be there until later tonight.”
“S’alright, we can at least stick our backpacks in the room for now.”
You hum your response. The two of you were in awe of the resort. You were able to use your wristbands to unlock the door, you didn’t even need to go to the desk in the lobby to check in. There was a note on the little table in the room.
“Listen to this!” You exclaim, and he turns to look at you. “Congratulations on your recent partnership, we thank you for wanting to celebrate your honeymoon with us. Let us know how we can make this experience even more magical for you.”
“That’s cute.” He pouts.
The two of you walk the grounds of the resort just to get familiar with where the pool and restaurants are.
“Alright, so we’re doin’ EPCOT this afternoon?” He asks.
“Mhm, look that’s where all the shuttles come.”
It takes a few minutes to actually get into the park, but once you do you couldn’t be more thrilled. They give you and Harry buttons that say “Just Married” on them for you to wear. You use your Fast Pass to go on Spaceship Earth first. You were mostly excited to get to the World’s Fair so you could eat a ton of the different food.
You and Harry have a lot of fun in Mexico, and go on the Donald Duck ride. You take lots of selfies as you go around from country to country. You ended up eating at a French restaurant that night and it was delicious. You both stayed in the park to see the fireworks and it was beautiful. Harry had his arms wrapped around you, chin resting on your head.
By the time you got back to your room, you were pooped. You both do your nightly routine and climb into bed.
“Oh my god, this is beyond comfortable.” You say.
“What’s on the itinerary tomorrow, sweetheart?”
“We are spending the day at Magic Kingdom. Our first Fast Pass is at Space Mountain. Once we use all three we can add more. Our reservation is at like 9AM, so we’ll have time for breakfast here.”
“It’s gonna be really sunny tomorrow, we’ll need sunscreen and all that.”
“We can also take a break in the afternoon if we feel like coming back for a swim before going back in for dinner. We’re eating in Disney Springs tomorrow.”
“Great first day, hm?”
“It was perfect.” You kiss goodnight and slowly drift off after getting comfortable.
//
“Are you sure you’re okay with goin’ on this ride? You hate roller coasters.” Harry says to you as you’re in line for Space Mountain.
“I think I’ll be okay. Oh shit…we can’t sit together?”
“It’s a single rider, you wanna go behind me?”
“Yeah.”
Harry couldn’t help but laugh during the ride when he heard you scream and then start to laugh like you always did.
“I did pretty well.”
“You did, I’m very proud of you.” He kisses your hairline. “What’s next?”
“We are meeting Princess Ariel.” You beam. “She’s my favorite.”
“Sounds good to me. Gives us a chance to really walk through the park.”
There was even more wonderful food to snack on at Magic Kingdom. You both were just having an amazing time. The weather was beautiful and you had no cares in the world. Over the next few days you did everything in the Disney book. You had dinner in Belle’s Castle, you screamed your head off on the Tower of Terror, and opted to let Harry go on the Rockin’ Roller Coaster alone. You took a ton of pictures, especially in front of Cinderella’s Castle. You also tried every Dole Whip you could find in each park. The only thing was that most nights by the time you’d finally get back to your room, you both would be too tired to be intimate. And then in the morning, you’d have to get up, eat breakfast and get to the park. It was an amazing four days, but you were excited to head to Fort Meyers.
//
Harry rented a car for the two of you, and to the West Coast you went.
“God, that was so much fun, I already wanna plan our next trip.” You laugh. “I think Sarah had the right idea about a group trip.”
“Oh, definitely. We could all stay on resort, drink around the world, it would be great.”
“Maybe in a few years, yeah? It took so long to save up and pay off.”
“I agree, this is something you do once in a while. Thanks for takin’ care of most of the plannin’ for it.” He rubs your thigh. “Wait until you see the place we’re headed, you’ll love it.”
“I’m very excited.” You check your phone. “I was hoping Mariah would have sent us some photos…”
“She said she wants it all to be a big surprise. She’s working on making us a book and all that. Just be patient, baby. Then we can take our time goin’ through all of it.”
“You’re right. Plus, now we can go through all the pictures we just took. The one of you and Goofy has got to be my favorite.”
“I liked the ones you took with Woody and Bo Peep, that was hilarious.”
“Should we stop off at a grocery store before going to the house just to get what we need for the next few days?”
“Good idea, I don’t see us leavin’ too much.” He smirks.
“You know…and I don’t want this to kill the vibe at all…but the day we come back our flight is in the late afternoon, and we’re only an hour from Nannie. I was wondering if maybe she could come have breakfast with us?”
“On the last morning? Sure.” He shrugs. “She won’t mind takin’ the drive?”
“Nah, plus, she’d bring a friend with her. Thanks, I just feel guilty being in Florida and not seeing her, even though we just saw her.”
“No, I get it. I’d wanna spend time with her too.” He smiles. “She was so cute when she danced with me at the wedding.”
“She couldn’t wait to get her hands on you.” You laugh and put your hand over his. “Neither can I. Oh! Seth just texted a picture of Buster, our little baby boy.” You pout and show Harry quick. You can’t help but start laughing.
“What?”
“Nothing, I just…sometimes I think back, and like, did you ever think Seth would be one of your best friends?”
“No.” Harry laughs. “He really is a great guy, I’m glad he’s in my life.”
“I think he wants to marry Isaac, they could be next out of all our friends.”
“I wanna know what the fuckin’ hold up with Niall and Sarah is. I feel like something’s comin’ soon with them, but I can’t put my finger on it.”
“Sarah’s looking at new schools to work at…she, uh, really wants to get in at a prep school. They may start looking at houses soon.”
“Yeah, Niall mentioned something about that. He really likes living in the city, it would suck to commute like that.”
“I know.” You sigh. “They have a lot to consider. At least Rach and Mariah seem to be staying in the city for a bit longer.”
“I think Mariah wants to have a baby soon too.”
“Oh really?!” You squeal.
“Yeah, she’s mentioned it a couple of times. They haven’t talked about it much, but she wants to be the one to get pregnant and carry it if they do.” Harry chuckles. “Isaac even offered up his sperm.”
“Aw, what a sweetie.” You giggle.
You and Harry go grocery shopping quickly before getting to the house he rented.
“Oh my god.” You gasp as he pulls up.
“The boat’s already at the dock out back too. Got my license online and everything. We’ll be able to go out and enjoy a few rides.”
“Oh, I can’t wait, babe.” You get everything into the house and go outside. “Wow, this is really private.”
“Mhm, we can screw out here and no one would know.”
“Oh, stop it.” You swat a hand at him. You walk down further and feel the sand between your toes. “I can’t wait to swim. The boat is perfect too, honey, well done.”
“Wanna explore the inside?”
“Definitely.”
You both go back in. It was a simple ranch style home, but it was beautiful. The master bedroom was ginormous and it had a giant en suite. The kitchen was open concept and flowed naturally into a living and eating area. There was a nice patio out back as well.
“It’s perfect, Harry. Thank you.” You wrap your arms around his neck. “So…I spoke with Dr. Mara a few weeks ago, and I didn’t say anything to you, but I switched medications.”
“You did?” He steps back from you. “Seems like an odd thing not to tell me, Y/N.”
“I know, we just had a lot going on. I…wanted to be able to have alcohol for this part of our honeymoon. It was really hard not to get anything in Disney, especially while you were trying a bunch of stuff, but I was afraid of going overboard too soon. I want us to be able to be romantic and have wine and just really enjoy this part of things. Anyways, the new medication I’m on allows me to have alcohol in small amounts.”
“So that’s why you were so adamant about getting wine at the store.” He says in understanding.
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. I wanted to see how my mood changed and all that.”
“I literally didn’t notice a difference.”
“I know! So it’s doing its job.”
You both were feeling a bit nervous since you wanted this all to be special.
“Okay, what do you say we put our suits on, and head to the boat. We can bring some of the snacks we just bought and just have some fun on the water.”
“I think that’s a great idea.” You smile.
You put on a cute light blue two piece, and Harry had his yellow trunks. You pack up some snacks and water. You both lather each other with sunscreen, and go down to the boat. Harry uses a map so he knows where he can go. There was a sandbar that the owners of the house told him about.
“There! Where the other boats are parked.” You point out to him. “How do you even know how to do drive this thing?”
“I’ve driven a boat before.” He scoffs. “Have you met me? I’m good at everything anyways.”
You roll your eyes and nudge him. He parks the boat and throws the anchor. You open the bag of baby carrots and pop a couple into your mouth.
“Should we swim? It’s fuckin’ hot out.”
“You’re just full of great ideas today.”
You both get in the water and swim around. You splash and giggle and just have a great time. You both sit out and get some sun as well. Eventually, you go back to the house and Harry grills some veggie burgers for the two of you. As the sun sets, you both change into some warmer clothes, and he gets a fire started in the pit. He grabs some sticks and you get some marshmallows.
“What do you say, want some wine?” You ask.
“Mhm, if you do.”
“I do…I should probably stick to one glass so I don’t get fucked up.” You laugh.
You sit together outside and roast your marshmallows. You clink your glasses and enjoy the sweet red wine.
“Mm, I forgot how good wine tasted.” You giggle.
Harry’s arm was around you. He set his glass on the ground, and tilts your chin up to look at him. He presses his lips to yours and swipes his tongue along your bottom lip. He pulls away and smiles.
“I agree, very sweet.” He leans back and kisses you again. “Is it helpin’ yeh relax at all? I don’t want you to feel pressured.”
“It’s helping, yeah. I know there’s no pressure, I’ll either come back pregnant or I won’t. It could stake a few tries, and that’s fine. This is all just so romantic, I want it so badly.”
“Me too, and when it’s meant to it will.” He assures you.
You both finish your glasses, and it definitely hit you. Your tolerance had gotten really low. You both clean everything up and head inside.
“That was a nice fire.” You wrap your arms around his neck and his go around your waist.
“Yeah?”
“Mhm.” You get on your tip toes and kiss him.
He walks you into the bedroom and you both fall onto the bed. He gets you far back so your head can rest on the soft pillows.
“You looked so sexy in your swim suit today.” He kisses on your neck and you giggle. “I wanted to take it off with my teeth.”
“Aw, why didn’t you?” You pout. “Tomorrow I’ll put it on just so you can take it off that exact way.” He grinds his hips down against yours and you groan. “Knew you’d like that.”
“I’d love it.” He growls as his hands slide up under your shirt. Your hips buck up towards his. “Tell me what you want, angel.” His eyes were locked on yours now.
“I want to make a baby with you.” You say just above a whisper.
“Fuck.” He says under his breath.
He lifts your shirt off you and practically rips your bra away. He pulls his own shirt off and attaches his lips to your right nipple. Your hand tugs at his hair as he sucks on you. His other hand kneads your left breast. He moves to start kissing down your body, sucking wherever he pleases, leaving behind all of the marks he wants. Your body felt hot all over with every touch he left behind. He tugs your shorts and underwear off, and he licks his lips as you open your legs for him.
“We’re gonna take our time, okay? We have nowhere to be, so we’re in no rush.” He says, planting kissing on your inner thigh.
“Okay. I want this to be really good for both of us, it’s not just about me.”
“Tonight it is, but we have three more nights here after tonight, don’t you worry.”
You gasp when you feel his tongue lick through your folds and up to your clit. He does this a few times just enjoying the way you taste. His hands spread you further apart as he swirls his tongue around your clit. Your hands grip at the roots of his curls. He works two fingers inside you slowly, and it makes your head spin. He was really feeling around, he knew the territory well, but that didn’t mean he wouldn’t still occasionally explore. Plus, he knew you liked the way his fingers would stretch you out.
He nibbles and sucks on your clit as his fingers curl up against that spongey spot. You grind against him and let out soft whimpers. He was giving you exactly what you needed. He knew you were under a lot of pressure. Erica had been trying to get pregnant ever since her wedding, and she had a lot of trouble. She was only three and a half years older than you, and you weren’t sure if you’d run into the same issues.
“Oh fuck, oh my god, shit.” You were panting as his fingers picked up the pace. “Harry, oh my god!” Your head rolls back further into the pillow as you release onto his fingers. He retracts them slowly and sucks them into his mouth. “Get your pants off, now.”
He smirks and gets the rest of his clothes off. He hovers over you as you grip him in your hand. You drag his tip against your clit and folds, almost teasing yourself.
“God, I can’t wait to really feel you again, it’s been way too long.”
“I can’t wait to feel your come inside me again.” You line him up with you and he slowly starts to push in.
You both moan out once he’s all the way in. You clench around him, never wanting him to leave.
“If you do that m’not gonna be able to last long.”
“I’m sorry, you just feel incredible already.”
He smooths your hair away from your forehead and kisses it. He kisses your nose next, and then slots his mouth over yours as he rocks in and out of you. You wrap your legs around his waist and drag your nails down his back as his tongue molds to yours.
You were both sweating even with the A.C. on. It was pooling between your stomachs, but neither of you cared. You both were so caught up in just feeling good. He hooks an arm under one of your legs and drive in a little deeper. It hits just the right spot, and your nails sink into his ass.
“Right there, Harry, fuck.”
He sponges kisses to your neck and bites down on you. You lose it at that and he feels you come around his cock. He drops your leg and pulls out. He grabs your hips and flips you over. He spreads you apart with his thumbs and slides back in. One of his hands grips the back of your neck while the other presses into your hip. You loved this part. Sometimes harry would start out so sweet, make sure you came a couple of times, and then he’d get a little rough.
“How’s this?” He grunts.
“So good, so fucking good, rail me babe.”
He thrusts in and out of you faster and faster, but then he slows down. He pulls out of you again and flips you back on your back.
“What’s wrong?” You out.
“Nothing.” He slides back in. “I just wanna be able to see your face, that’s all.”
You smile at each other as he thrusts in and out of you again. His tip brushes against your g-spot so you grip onto his biceps to relieve some of the pressure building. You groan when you feel his muscles flex.
“Harry, please, I want you to come.”
“You do?” He grunts.
“Yes, please, I want us to come at the same time.”
He strokes your cheek and leans down to give you a kiss as his movements get sloppier. You can’t hold on much longer, but it doesn’t matter because the second you feel his warm come paint your walls, you release again. He moans your name as he continues to fill you up. You clench around him while he slowly pulls out so you don’t lose a single drop.
“You might wanna sit with your legs up for a few minutes, angel.”
You clamp your thighs together the second he’s out. He helps you shift and turn around so you can rest your legs up against the headboard. He sits next to you and looks down at your flushed face.
“How long do you think I should stay like this?” You giggle.
“Don’t know.” He shrugs. “Five minutes maybe?” You reach your hand out and rest it on his thigh.
“That was really nice. I feel like we haven’t been close like that in a long time.”
“I know.” He rests his hand on yours. “Things got really hectic, huh?”
“Mhm.”
You both slept really well that night. The next morning, Harry fucked you in the shower, and then again while you were trying to make breakfast. You had promised him he could take your swim suit off with his teeth, after all. You both enjoyed the sun and sand on your little private beach.
“I’m gonna dip my feet in the water.” You tell him and he hums his response, not looking up from his book.
Harry stretches and sets his book down. He tips his sunglasses down his nose to properly watch you strut down to the water. As you walk back you notice him looking at you. He makes a “come here” motion with his index finger. You giggle and go over to him, straddling him in the long beach chair.
“You’re hard.” You say into his neck.
“Mhm, can’t help it. My wife is just so sexy.” He grips your hips tightly.
“I could say the same about my husband.”
He reaches between the two of you and moves your bathing suit bottom to the side to rub your slit. His fingers easily slip inside you and you bite down on his neck.
“Can I fuck you our here?” He grumbles as his fingers work your insides.
“Yes.” You breathe.
Your hands roam down his stomach to the top of his swim suit. You pull out his hard cock and line it up with your center. He takes his fingers out of you so you can slip him in. It was the middle day, you two were out in broad daylight, and you were fucking in the open air. Normally you wouldn’t do something like this, but you really did have a lot of privacy.
He rocks you up and down on his cock. You prayed the chair underneath you wouldn’t break. He gets a little frustrated, so he picks you up and lays you on the towel you had laid out between your chairs. You giggle as he puts your legs over his shoulders.
“Tell me this isn’t more comfortable?”
“It is, you’re just cute.”
“Can’t get enough of yeh.”
He sucks on your neck in multiple spots, really making a mess of you. Your bathing suit top loosens from the way your breasts are bouncing up and down and he nearly comes at the sight. He grabs the front of it and rips it away. He dips his head down as he drops your legs to suck one of your nipples into his mouth. You rub your clit as he does all of this and you start moaning out a little louder. He loved when you both would work together like this. He comes inside you just as you release.
After Harry goes inside to grab some waters, he sees you still laying on your back, spraying some sunscreen on your chest.
“What are you doin’?” He chuckles, handing you a water.
“When do I ever get the chance to just openly tan my entire chest? I’m taking advantage of the privacy.”
That night for dinner, you pack up some sandwiches, and harry takes you for a boat ride. You end up giving him a much deserved blow job. The rest of your trip was just sort of like this. The two of you making love any time you felt like it. There was one day you didn’t even really leave the bedroom, you could barely walk by the time you needed to meet your Nannie for breakfast before you caught your plane home. Needless to say, Harry wore you out in hopes of getting you pregnant, and you didn’t mind one bit.
//
Isaac and Seth had dropped Buster off before you got home so he’d be there waiting for you. You drop to your knees and let him lick your face when you see him.
“My baby! Mummy missed you soooo much!” Harry joins you on the floor with him and hugs him. “Daddy did too.”
“Should we, uh, buy some tests tomorrow?” He asks, petting his boy.
“Yeah, we could. I don’t know how soon you can tell though. We might have to wait a couple of weeks.”
“True, might not be a bad idea to just stock up on ‘em.”
“I’ll go to the drug store tomorrow after work.”
“Ugh, work.” He gets up and helps you to your feet. “Not lookin’ forward to that.”
“Me neither.” You sigh.
“Well, I shouldn’t say that, I just wish we could stay like this.”
“I know what you mean. If I could relive the last two weeks over and over, I would.” You walk over to the living room and gasp when you see the photo album sitting on the coffee table. “Harry, look!” You squeal.
You both sit down and snuggle up with the album. You both get glossy eyed when you look over everything. Mariah did an incredible job, not that either of you were worried.
“Your dress really was stunning, baby.”
“So was your suit.”
You look at each other. It didn’t take long until you were both naked and fucking on the couch.
//
“Look at how beautiful the castle was at night.” You were showing Niall a ton of your photos.
“The lights look incredible. Sarah’s been talkin’ about going now, I think you put a bug in her ear.” He chuckles.
“You two should definitely go! She loves the princesses and all that.”
“Believe me, I know. We were thinkin’ of going at the end of this summer.”
“Oh?!” You smile.
“Yeah, I, uh…well…” He takes his phone out and shows you a picture of a ring and you gasp. “Do you think she’ll like it?”
“Oh my god, she’s going to love it!” You hug him. “And she’d love a Disney proposal, are you kidding me?”
“She won’t think it’s cheesy?”
“No! She’ll die, oh my goodness.” You hug him again. “This is wild, we’re all so adult.”
“Well, I figured if we’re gonna buy a house together, I might as well put a ring on it before her dad kills me.” He jokes.
“What towns have you guys been looking in?”
“Right now, just the Milton area. We don’t wanna be too far from the city since I don’t plan on lookin’ for a new job any time soon.”
“It’ll be weird not having you across the street, but I understand wanting a home.”
“Do you think you and Harry will start lookin’ for a house?”
“Not anytime soon. We like living in the city.” You shrug.
“What about when you start havin’ kids?”
“Our apartment can handle a child. If we have more, which we probably will, then I’m sure we’ll need to move. But for now we can stay where we are. I’m kind of nervous. Erica’s been having trouble getting pregnant, and…”
“Hey.” He puts his hand on your shoulder. “It’ll happen when it happens, okay?” He smiles reassuringly.
//
When your period came, Harry seemed more upset than you.
“I guess I just don’t understand how it all works.” He sighs.
“We knew this could happen, we’ll just have to try again when I’m ovulating next.” You give his hand a squeeze and smile. “We need to try not to think about it as much. A lot of people conceive when they’re least expecting it.”
“I know, you’re right.” He kisses your cheek. “We’ll get there.”
//
Two more months had gone by, and you still hadn’t gotten pregnant. Harry was getting ready to take you away for your birthday. Just a simple weekend at a spa to relax. Your summer had gotten sort of stressful. You had gotten hired as a TL at your old college to teach a class online for the summer. It was going really well, and the class was just about over. Your passion for teaching students about media was growing stronger.
This meant, though, many of your nights had been long. You would often stay in your office after hours to get some grading and other work done. Harry hated it, of course. The stress couldn’t have been helping. It was nearly 7PM, and the office was empty. You just needed to get through some emails from your students and then you could go home to start your much needed long weekend for your twenty-seventh birthday.
There was a knock on the outside of your door. It was Harry with a bouquet of flowers. You look up and smile.
“What are you doing here?”
“Thought we could go to dinner. Dropped Buster off with Niall and Sarah.”
“God, I’m gonna miss them when they’re not right across the street.” You frown. “But I’m happy their offer got accepted.”
“Me too. And what great timing that they’re headed to Disney soon too. They can relax from all the stress they’ve been under. I’m glad they’ve gone through it first, to be honest.” He closes the door behind him and locks it.
“No one’s here, you could’ve left that open.”
“Eh, force of habit.” He shrugs.
You stand up to give him a hug. He looks you up and down. You had a red, short sleeve blouse on paired with a black pencil skirt.
“These flowers are beautiful, thank you.”
“Happy almost birthday, my love.” He cups your cheek with one hand and kisses you.
“I just need to finish up some emails and then we can go.”
You sit back down and he comes around to stand behind you. He starts rubbing your shoulders just as you begin typing. Your fingers stop and your eyes flutter closed. Harry would always be your favorite masseuse.
“You look good enough to eat, you know that right?” He whispers in your ear, sending a shiver up your spine.
You send your last email and turn your monitor off. He spins you around in your chair so you’re facing him. You look up at him through your lashes. For years you had told Harry you’d never have sex in your office. But you were ovulating and extremely turned on.
“So why not have your appetizer here then?”
His eyebrows shoot up. He was expecting you to say no or to tell him anything other than what you just said. His hands drag up from your knees to your thighs, bunching up your skirt to your hips. He grips your panties and takes them off of you. He drops to his knees and puts your legs over his shoulders, pulling you closer to the edge of your seat. His tongue was on you in seconds, but he takes it away just as quickly. He nips at your inner thigh, sucking a very dark mark into your skin.
“Fuck.” You breathe as he does it to the other one.
He licks into you again, getting a very good taste. He drags his tongue up to your clit and sucks on you.
“Harry.” Your head rolls back, and the chair nearly tips over, but he steadies it.
One of his hands reaches up to grip your throat, and your eyes roll into the back of your head as you come on his tongue. He stands up and undoes his pants. He licks his lips when he looks at you, he wasn’t sure what he wanted to do to you first.
“Take me on the floor, please.” You beg him.
“Get on your back then.”
You stand up and lay on the ground. Harry chuckles as he gets on the ground over you.
“What?”
“Thought you would’ve wanted me to bend you over the desk.”
“No, I want it like this.” His lips ghost over yours.
You gasp as he enters you, and his tongue goes into your mouth. Yours molds to his and he swallows your groans. He carefully unbuttons your blouse so he can cup your breasts over your bra. He was ramming into you, and it felt incredible.
“Oh my god, Harry.” Your back arches slightly. Something about doing it in your office after saying no for so long was really doing something for you. “Holy shit!” You scream as he rubs on your clit. “Don’t stop.” You groan.
“Baby.” He moans. “Fuck, you’re so beautiful like this.”
You wrap your legs around him to pull him closer to you. You knew your back was going to hurt tomorrow, but you didn’t care. He takes his other hand to grab yours, intertwining your fingers. He pins it next to your head. You use your free hand to grip his throat. You were thankful there was A/C in your office, or the two of you would be drenched in even more sweat than you were.
You tighten around him as you come to another release. He squeezes your hand as he comes inside you. Your grip loosens around his throat as you both catch your breaths. He sticks a finger inside you so nothing slips out, and then he grabs your underwear to slide up your legs.
“Hope you won’t be too uncomfortable at dinner.” He says as he helps you up.
“I’ll be fine.” You smile and kiss him. “I love you.”
“I love you too.”
//
At the end of the month, on their trip in Disney, Niall proposed to Sarah, and she happily accepted. You couldn’t wait to celebrate with them when they got back. The class you taught got amazing reviews in the course evaluations. You were asked to come in for a meeting with the head of the Communication Department.
“Y/N!” Dr. Harrison calls you into her office. You knew her very well. “It’s so good to see you.”
“You too.” You shake her hand and have a seat. “Weird, last time I sat in this seat I was asking you about internships.” You laugh.
“Funny how things come full circle sometimes.” She smiles. “We were very impressed with how well your class went. We haven’t had students do so well with TL like this in a while. A lot of students who take summer courses take them to improve their GPA’s.”
“So I noticed. I had them send me intro videos for their first assignments, and a lot of them said they were grateful my class was being taught.”
“One of our faculty members is heading to another institution next semester. So she’ll only be here for the fall term. We have to start figuring out spring semester courses later this month. She teaches a lot of the film and media courses.” You nod. “You have your MEd, correct?”
“That’s right.”
“We’re going to be searching for a new teaching position soon. I’ve been speaking with the other faculty, you were such a rock star of a student, and we were wondering if you’d consider applying once we open it.”
“What?” You were in shock.
“I know that’s a lot to ask, obviously, you seem to really like your job. You’re good at what you do, but you also seem to be a great teacher. We’d like you to teach more of our students.”
“I…I don’t know…see, my husband and I are trying to start a family, and my work has amazing maternity leave options and benefits. I mean, I could be pregnant now, and if I was that would mean I’d literally just make it to the end of the spring semester, and then I’d be on maternity all summer, and I know being a junior faculty means a lot of-“
“Y/N slow down.” She chuckles.
“It’s just, I essentially get six months off for maternity at my work…”
“I could get you some information about our union benefits. We have nine month contracts and twelve month contracts. Lots of different options. I don’t have kids of my own, but I have to say our insurance benefits are really great. You don’t have to decide anything right now, just know we’d love to have you. We’re going to open the position up at the end of September. At least consider applying, alright?”
On your way home from the meeting you had to pull over on the side of the road to throw up. You had taken the afternoon off from work to go to this meeting, so you go right home. You throw up again the second you get inside, luckily you made it to the toilet.
“What the fuck?” You say to yourself, and then it dawns on you. You get your phone and call Harry. You promised him any time you took a test that you needed to be together.
“Hey baby, how’d the meeting go?”
“Can you come home?”
“Um…uh…I have a client coming soon, why?”
“I’ve been throwing up all afternoon…I think I should take a test.”
“Oh! This shouldn’t take long, could you wait until I get home?”
“Harry.” You groan.
“Okay, take it, but don’t look at the results until I get home, please.”
“Alright.”
You go into the bathroom and take a pregnancy test. You had been trying for five months now, and you hadn’t had a symptom like this yet. You stick the test on the counter in the bathroom and go out to the living room. You had so many things to think over. Teaching had just become a new passion of yours, but was this opportunity worth disrupting everything right now?
You sit down and look over the union information Dr. Harrison gave you. You pull up your benefits package from work on your laptop and try to compare the two. The university, believe it or not, actually had better insurance policies. Being protected by a union would also be nice. This was the shitty part about working for a good business. You felt guilty for wanting something new. You were so grateful for everything, but you did the same thing every single day, and it just wasn’t giving you the same fulfillment it used to. You had been there since you were twenty-one, fresh out of college. You were twenty-seven now, maybe something new would be good. Besides that, you knew Niall had one foot out the door. Sarah had gotten a position at a nice prep-school, and he was looking at some other companies closer to their new house. He needed to be able to move up, and there were no positions opening up any time soon. He had been at Mark It even longer than you. A lot was changing all at once.
You take a deep breath and tell yourself you’ll talk things over with Harry later. A couple of hours later, Harry bursts through the door with Buster. You stand up immediately and walk with him hand in hand to the bathroom. You both look at the test sitting there and take a deep as you walk up to it. Both of your eyes widen when you look at it.
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TUA DISNEY AUs: The Little Mermaid (Pt. IX)
(please understand that by AU, I mean they share an incredibly small amount of things in common with the original source material which I barely remember BUT the “story” takes place in the setting of the film) (not to be misleading or anything :p)
(BEWARE: murder, war, i don't fuckin' know, etc.)
(If you can handle watching Umbrella Academy, this will be fine for you.)
(Ariel) Klaus prefers the human world to the ocean. Mostly because the humans have chocolate that isn’t filled with salted caramel. Anyway. Not the point. There’s this beautiful human Diego who wanders the beaches every day with Prince Eudora (a girl who prefers the term prince), and Klaus has been trying to set them up for months. Until suddenly he succeeds and realizes he can’t stop thinking about what Diego’s mouth tastes like. Fuck.
(Eric) Eudora has a dog named Beaman, and really doesn’t want to get married. She’s going to be king of her homelands one day, and she doesn’t need a partner to distract her. But Klaus keeps trying to set her up with Diego, and he seems rather oblivious to his own feelings for the failed knight, so she thinks, What the hell? A couple of fake dates to make her best friend get his head out of his ass doesn’t seem too bad.
(Triton) Reginald has ruled Atlantis with an iron fist ever since his wife was killed. Grace was the light of his life, and without her, life has lost its meaning. He knows his people are miserable, but he really couldn’t care less.
(Ursula) The Handler is just doing business. A girl’s gotta make a living, you know? Sure, she’s got a lot of screaming merpeople in her dungeons who couldn’t pay her back, but that’s just a good refund policy, darling!
Hazel is an angelfish and Cha-Cha is a clownfish and they both work for the Handler. Their job is to keep Prince Klaus in line so the Handler can have her way to Atlantis’ throne through the royal family’s supposedly “weakest” link. This backfires, obviously, because Klaus is far smarter than he seems. And also Hazel falls in love with a pufferfish named Agnes who hangs out by the docks to eat the food the humans drop in the ocean. She’s got this idea for a snack shaped like a liferaft called a donut. Hazel thinks it’s brilliant. Cha-Cha is contemplating murder.
Five is the king of the sharks. He ran away from the palace when he was thirteen, and has been ruling over the sharks ever since. Even though he’s a merman, he’s tamed them, and one named Dolores is his second-in-command. Because of this, everyone is terrified of Five - but all he wants is to kill the Handler, who cursed all these poor winged folk into sharks for being unable to pay her for their wishes.
Luther lives on land, but as a lowly servant in the palace. He’s terrified of the ocean, but feels called to it somehow - as if there’s a place out there for him. He really can’t say why. He also can’t say he’s too eager to find out.
Ben died in a shipwreck on the rocks by the lighthouse when they were younger. His death is the reason Reginald banned all contact with humans, which Ben finds incredibly annoying since he used to talk with different humans all the time. He’s practically the reason those myths exist. Klaus can see his ghost and constantly visits the shipwreck graveyard to see him, the two of them closer with each other than anyone else.
Allison’s just about done with this shit. She’s on the verge of inheriting her throne, but the stupid stuffy council of her otherwise awesome kingdom wants her to be married before she takes over. Though she’s pissed, she rides to meet the guy just to appease him - a king named Ray. However, he’s… magical, and has these beautiful twinkling eyes. He’s the spiritual leader of a kingdom of nymphs, and Allison is absolutely ready to marry this dude when she meets Luther, one of the baking servants from the palace, and she falls. She falls hard.
Vanya is an outcast for having octopus tentacles like the Handler instead of a tail like all the other merpeople. Klaus tries to include her in his adventures, but he can only do so much as the “useless” human-crazy prince. So Vanya finds solace in the arms of the goddess Sissy, who’s been trapped on a hidden island since her son was turned to seafoam by an angry god named Carl. But Vanya’s got trouble coming - she makes a deal with a sleazy eel named Leonard to free Sissy, but it backfires. Badly. And now Vanya’s gonna be the cause of a human-merfolk war that will wipe the losing species to extinction. Fuck.
Grace was Reginald’s beloved queen. When Ben died, she went mad with grief, her body eventually succumbing to her pain. They still pray to her as a patron goddess, but Reginald became cold and merciless in his rule, now practically begging to be assassinated. It makes Grace sad. But maybe it’s for the best.
Diego can hold his breath forever. He knows this, because he was in a shipwreck in which everyone on board died, and Diego was underwater for seven minutes completely fine. When he finally resurfaced, he held a dying merman in his arms as he bled out from the mast through his chest, learning the merman’s name was Ben. Diego doesn’t understand how he can live like that - he’s a human! He’s training to be a knight! So why can he “breathe” underwater?
Pogo lives alone on a very small like the size of a bed island and meditates dressed only in a tunic diaper and if you talk to him he’ll just give you advice you don’t want.
Eudora gets all the way to the altar with Diego. But Klaus is one stubborn motherfucker, so he climbs up onto the deck even with his tail and drags Diego down into a furiously dirty kiss in front of all the guests. Eudora is the only one cheering. She’s fine with that. And then Lila comes crawling down the aisle, dragged by Eudora’s fluffy dog Beaman, and suddenly Eudora has a princess all her own.
Five sets out to burn all the Handler’s goddamn contracts, freeing all of her victims. He has to pay the price for every deal, but he takes it, knowing it’ll be enough if his subjects are free. He’s watching all his sharks once again learn to fly when suddenly a girl with bright blue eyes and freckles and wavy auburn hair in a white dress with gold jewelry is standing next to him. She smiles, unable to speak but signing with her hands, and he watches as Dolores rids him of the shackles of his tail and pulls forth his wings free from their bony chains, launching into the sky. He tugs his friend close to him and they live happily together, though Five often touches the water to win back his tail and visit his family for awhile.
Lila becomes human and she and Eudora smuggle a ship out of port in the middle of the night and become kickass pirates. Lila dresses in the whole Jack Sparrow aesthetic (a good friend of hers actually, though he always cheats wins at poker) and Eudora dresses as a captain so as to thieve more easily. Lila calls Eudora love and wears eyeliner and Eudora shaves half her head and gets a bunch of tattoos and they’re both extremely happy together.
Vanya lives on the island with Sissy, and killing Leonard replaces the sacrifice of Harlan, who returns to them. Five often visits with Dolores, and Diego and Klaus will hang by the rocks when they can with Ben. It’s more difficult, but Allison and Luther try to come by ship when possible.
The Handler kills Reginald and takes over Atlantis and Five comes to get Klaus on the wedding ship so they can win their home back. Diego follows Klaus into the water and helps lead the attack that wins them back Atlantis. He’s able to kill the Handler with a magical sword gifted to him by Grace, who tells him in front of every Atlantic citizen that he is her son with a human, making him half-merman and half-human. She explains that he is the rightful king of Atlantis, and the one who is going to bring the human and mer worlds back together. Diego is terrified, but accepts the honor, and he and Klaus are married in a beautiful ceremony and rule Atlantis side by side, visiting the human world almost every week.
And everyone lived Happily Ever After but in a way more interesting way than in the original movie because fuck that shit.
TAIL COLORS (if y'all are interested):
Diego: black and grey and white and red with shark fins
Klaus: turquoise and violet Ariel style and shimmery
Five: dark blue and grey with the tiniest touches of white with shark fins
Ben: deep rich dark purple with the slightest black and grey and white tints along the edges and ends
Vanya: black and grey and purple and bluish-white (octopus)
Lila: bubblegum pink
Reginald: metallic silvery grey but on the darker side
Grace: soft lavender and pink and white
The Handler: dark purples and blues and black and grey (squid, there’s like sleepy ink and everything)
#tua#the umbrella academy#the little mermaid#disney#the hargreeves#the hargreeves & friends#kliego#eudorla#ralluther#vanya x sissy#klaus &x ben#five &x dolores#hazel x agnes#i'm so fuckin' tired#have a nice day y'all#love you <3
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@dysfunctionalnerd I have some tips but they’re gonna go under a read-more. I had to black out the name so it wouldn’t spoil anyone. I won’t use the secret boss’s name even under the cut, just to be safe!
Secret Boss (SB from here on) is fast as I was driving home on KH3 release day after work and has windows of opportunity to hit him smaller than Xehanort’s chances of ever being satisfyingly redeemed. It’s going to take you hours to learn SB’s different combos and how to survive them.
That said, here are some pointers:
EAT FOOD
Stuff your face with the best food you can. It’s worth your time to load up your save file and spend some time in the kitchen to make three-star meals that boost Sora’s stats even higher than normal dishes do
Bring items at your peril (But you will probably need them)
SB has a move where he can trap Sora in a tractor beam like a weirdly-dressed UFO. But unlike abducting YOU, he’s abducting ALL OF YOUR STUFF
Yes this includes your Kupo Coin
Yes he will use it to stop himself from dying once
The thing is, this siphon attack is actually REALLY easy to avoid. You can tell it’s coming when SB’s health bar converts to armor, he turns red, and floats into the air. When he starts to fly around, LOCK ONTO HIM, jump into the air, and glide in a circle around the very edge of the map. SB will try to teleport behind you, but as long as you’re gliding along at full speed, you’ll be able to get out of his range with your items still tucked away safely in your giant anime protag pockets
I had a Kupo Coin and elixirs equipped and never got any of them stolen because it’s easy enough to avoid being pickpocketed once you learn what to do
Have a Thunder shortcut
If you’re just looking to survive the fight and not necessarily finish flawlessly, I’d recommend short-cutting a Link for easy access so you can claw your way through SB’s DMs with the desperation of the dying man Sora becomes
Links Are Friends
Links are still pure cheese in the SB fight. I used Ariel, personally. She is great for helping you evade combos that are just too overwhelming to fight (I never did get the hang of dodging the blue lasers) and also deals pretty good damage if you manage to catch SB outside of a combo
Like I said-- my killing blow against SB was WITH Ariel...
I also summoned Meow Wow by accident once is he good luck????
Ariel would usually make an appearance during the second half of the dome sections (where he’s firing off red and blue lasers and teleporting around like a madman). If you time it late enough, you can avoid the laser light show of death AS WELL AS the fiery orb of death that SB summons when you’re back in the normal map
Save Form Changes
Ultima Weapon and Oathkeeper/Oblivion have AMAZING blocks and dodges, and deal way more damage when you’re in their respective forms. Save them for when you’ve got SB on the ropes to maximize your damage output
Locking on to SB with Flowmation and using it to zip over to him is THE way to cinch your chances of delivering a one-health-bar-beatdown after you’ve survived a combo
Poking him with thunder also helps if you’re way across the map
Openings I’ve found:
Laser/teleporty swordy combo
This is probably the easiest attack to react to. He’ll alternate between firing lasers off at you and teleporting over your head to liberate it from your shoulders. There’s a rhythm to timing the blocks that’s not too hard to get the hang of.
At the end of the combo, he’ll teleport away and a sword will appear behind you to stab you in the back.. Dodge roll away, then quickly block. Sora will deflect the sword and SB will be so blown away by how fuckin cool that was that he’ll float uselessly in the air long enough for you to show him your cool moves up close
Help I’m Trapped In a Laser Pyramid of Emotions
The timing is a little tricky to get out of the pyramids before they lock you in and Xemnas you into Swiss cheese. Basically, as soon as the lines of the triangles start to form, dodge roll-- but don’t go too far. Imediately block, because SB will try and sashimi you while you’re celebrating your triangular prism evasion. He’ll summon another pyramid. Dodge it like you dodged the first-- but cast Thunder as quickly as you can, because SB is inside it and he’s not wearing insulated boots. If you time it right, you’ll electrocute the emo out of his hair and be able to dish out the hurt
Pew Pew
This one is kind of inconsistent because there have been times where I’ve tried to move in to punch his face and he promptly teleports it out of reach across the map. But it’s worth noting
He’ll fire lasers at you in a long chain, then hovers in the air for the slightest second. I HAVE been able to Flowmotion over to him and kick his teeth in a couple times during this slight pause. But again, it’s inconsistent. If you want to play it safe, you might just want to ride out this combo and wait for another window of opportunity
Caught in the Crosshairs
SB will disappear, and crosshairs will suddenly appear over Sora three times. Block or dodge roll to avoid each shot. SB is vulnerable immediately after the third shot.
Petty Larcency
In the first half of the fight, SB will try three times to Steal Your Stuff. He’s actually vulnerable right after the second attempt, I’ve found. I’ve poked him with fireballs that took off hearty chunks of his healthbar. It’s kinda risky though, since he’ll start up a third Tractor Beam Of Thievery that you’ll probably want to prioritize staying away from. So I wouldn’t recommend going for him here if you can help it
Teleport Teleport Teleport
So after you survive the mid-fight trip to the Thunderdome and return to the original map, SB will get an armor bar and proceed pop in and out of existence to knock you into next week. You can block and immediately counter these strikes to chip away at his armor pretty quickly. If you completely deplete his armor bar, he’s wide open and you can attack him
That’s all I can think of. I bet by now there are video guides that show exactly how to handle this fight if you need more help.
Good luck!! You got this! >:D
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SHORTONEGAMING MONSTER PROM STARTERS
Starters of some of my favorite lines from ShortOneGaming’s Monster Prom playthrough, episodes # 21 - # 29. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
CONTENT WARNING(S) FOR: Suggestive, cursing, crude content.
“ Stupidity is is clearly very appealing to high schoolers. ”
“ I want you to be a fuckzombie. ”
“ We already determined that this flesh is rotten in a sexy way! ”
“ My name is [NAME], and I’m a fuckzombie. ”
“ Pretend you’re not OBNOXIOUS. ”
“ Use your gaming skills, ‘cause you’re a LEET GAMER! ”
“ I’m simply expressing myself through the noble art of fanfiction! ”
“ Thank god I came to the bathrooms for this. ”
“ I’m a well-balanced human now! ”
“ I see you and I go ‘he could do things’. ”
“ You’ve pULLED SOME SHIT TODAY - ”
“ I had your back unintentionally! ”
“ Anyway, now let me try to fuck a fish... ”
“ So there’s other fish in the sea for me? ”
“ Oh my god, fish orgy. ” “ That’s the goal: fish orgy. ”
“ BOOM, there it is boss, I’m out! ”
“ I’ll dick you down for your Pokémon! ”
“ Did you just say ‘wink’? ”
“ I need blood, I think? ”
“ Gotta love them snot sacks. ”
“ You look yourself in the mirror and you ask: ‘Why aren’t I out doing drugs and getting laid’? ”
“ And we all know that deep, deep stench of racism. ”
“ I only have two words in my vocabulary: KILL and MURDER. ”
“ GET OFF MY NUTS, [NAME]. ”
“ I told them I had something real good. ”
“ What’cha wipin’ in the bathroom? ” “ You know... My butt... ”
“ That is a sentence clearly written by a musical theatre major. ”
“ FUCK [NAME], I WISH HE WAS DEAD! ” “ He IS dead. ”
“ I always knew that wasn’t a real word. ”
“ Is that a kinkshame I’m hearing? ” “ But kinkshaming is my kink! ”
“ You wanna date a werewolf and you’re against furries? ”
“ Let’s open your mind a little bit : let’s dip you in acid! ”
“ You grabbed it right out of my sweaty hands! ”
“ I AM THE ONE WITH THE POWER!!! ”
“ I’VE STARTED TO GET INVESTED AGAIN, THIS IS BAD. ”
“ He literally begged at my feet! ”
“ You have to be better for your boy, I have to BEG for my girl. ”
“ On your fucking knees, YES * MA’AM * . ”
“ I’m inconsolable! Console me! ”
“ It IS advocating genocide, but... For love. ”
“ Call me friends with Ariel ‘cause I’m definitely floundering... ”
“ I was watching this all unfold and I COMPLETELY checked out. ”
“ That’s the opposite of how you earn money. ”
“ WE’RE NOT GONNA FUCKING EAT THE SHIH TZU. ”
“ YOU TAKE IT AND YOU FEEL THAT DEEP IN YOUR SOUL. ”
“ I don’t think [NAME] knows I exist! ”
“ Fuck. Fuck! FUCK, I’M INTIMIDATED! ”
“ I don’t have a strong enough feeling on whether or not [NAME]’s in a cult. ”
“ If you die you just get better at fuckin’! ”
“ This is breaking my immersion. ”
“ Okay, I kinda like this cult now. ”
“ No wonder you looked so betrayed! ”
“ Fear is your most important weapon. Your second most important weapon is actual weapons! ”
“ You’re the best king of the furries! ”
“ SPOILERS, [NAME]!!! ”
“ Good job, you have a good butt! ” “ She hasn’t talked to me so that’s literally the ONLY thing that she can judge me on. ”
“ If I’m gonna shit myself with someone, it’s gonna be with us holding hands, in a deep love affair. ”
“ The rest of us were going to let that go, but you were like ‘this is a dark day’. ”
“ Yes, another way of saying that time when you spent money. ” “ I anti-money’d. ”
“ I just put a curse on us. ”
“ That’s your specialty? ”
“ YOU HEARD ME TRIP ON THE SIDEWALK, BUT I MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION! ”
“ I’m just going to make out with a fried potato now. ”
“ I’M IN A NEVER-ENDING HELL! ”
“ You made this INDESCRIBABLY CREEPY. ”
“ That was an event that happened. ”
“ Don’t frame her father for murder... ”
“ I’M BEING CRADLED IN THE ARMS OF EVERY LOVED ONE THAT HAS SUPPORTED ME UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT. ”
“ I * so * hope this is the one time you fail. ”
“ I really, really want to go to prom with this cult... ”
“ OH, THEY’RE FUCKIN’ WITH US. ”
“ [NAME] gives good vibes! ”
“ So... No infant blood? ”
“ What’s going on? Not sacrificing any babies I hope? ”
“ I can live in the illusion! ”
“ YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND YOU’VE COME BACK STRONGER! ”
“ You have. YOUR FISH WIFE. YOU HAVE YOUR FISH WIFE! ”
“ You’ve murdered so many people these past three weeks... ”
“ Are you KIDDING ME?! ”
“ [NAME], ya BLEW IT! ”
“ I changed for you, but now I’m too good for you. ”
“ I am DISTRAUGHT. ”
“ All hail the Cult of [NAME]! ”
“ Yeah I didn’t go to prom but I fucked [NAME] real good once. ”
“ I’m actually making it less vulgar than it was! ”
“ I think he might be an asshole. I don’t know why, he just looks like a little asshole. ”
“ That exists on the internet, so that’s cool. ”
“ Do we let the credits roll? ” “ NAH. ”
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Thank you @blackmissfrizzle for tagging me!
Rules: answer 30 questions and tag blogs you are contractually obligated to know better!
Name: Arielle (a-ree-ell; pronounced with the short a sound, not like the little mermaid or Ari Lennox)
Gender: female
Sign:
Height: 5’9 and it’s allllll legs
Time: 3:03pm
Favorite bands: Chloe x Halle, Rae Sremmurd, there’s more but I’m blanking.
Favorite solo acts: there’s toooo many but ima say Jhene Aiko, Chris Brown, Big Sean, SZA, Kehlani KDot, Teyana Taylor, Kendrick Lamar, Tinashe, Erykah Badu and muva JANET MS JACKSON IF YOU NASTYYY.
Last movie: watched How The Grinch Stole Christmas with my bestie last night & we realized there’s only like 2/3 black people in whoville 🥴
Last show: currently watching Real Housewives of Potomac (don’t judge me I saw some clips & became intrigued)
When did I create this blog: shiiiiiit I think it was the beginning on my senior year in high school so 09 🙃
What do I post: whatever my little heart desires. A lot of times I post the feels that I’d never post on any other social media.
Last thing I googled: who played Cindy Lou Who?
Following: 244
Followers: 1,520
Average hours of sleep: 5/6 hours but it’s rarely ever straight through 😞
Lucky number: 2 & 4 (3 is my life path # tho)
Instruments: I actually used to sing and I played the trumpet for 2/3 years in elementary school.
What am I wearing?: an old Chris Brown concert tee & yoga pants.
Dream job: I’m gonna have beauty bars/supply stores and nonprofit youth centers all over the country. I say it like that bc it’s gonna happen. I’m claiming it now.
Dream trip: Greece or Bali
Favorite food: potatoes in almost any form especially fries and mashed potatoes. Also have you ever had a sweet potato biscuit?! BOMB.COM!
Favorite song right now: there’s a few but Down Again by Jhene Aiko, Water by Kehlani & Guard Your Heart by Big Sean.
Last book I read: I read Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi about a month ago and it was sooooo GOOD! Next are Dreaming the Divine by Scott Cunningham and The Memory Keeper’s Daughter by Kim Edwards.
Top 3 fictional universes I’d like to live in:
1. The Vampire Diaries/The Originals/Legacies and they’d have either make me a vamp/witch hybrid or a tribrid like Hope. And I need a shot with Marcel cuz him fine FINE!
2. Lovecraft Country. I know for a fact I’d hate living in that particular time period but that shit was so fuckin cool especially aunt Hippolyta traveling between time and astral planes!
3. I really wanna say Game of Thrones but only if I can ride a dragon and kill the Night King. If not I’m going with Black Panther cuz who THE FUCK wants to stay in ghetto ass Amerikkka 🙄
I’m gonna tag @mayans-sauce @angelreyesgirl & @irrelevantwriter! I encourage any one who follows me to participate & if you do TAG ME!!!
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Left 4 dead ponyville day 36
*after blood pushed infected river off the cliff*
Blood: *blast infected river multiple times* die u god damn bitch
Infected river: *head butts blood turning into a smoker launching her tongue around a tree*
Blood: *grabs infected rivers tail climbing her tail decking her*
Infected river: *bites blood multiple times*
Blood: ahhhh fuck u *cuts the tongue launching up the tree watching infected river fall to death*
*blood rested for seem like hours but meanwhile the others r racing to the air plane*
Midnight: move move *firing shotgun*
Bill: *swings crowbar* ahahahaha
Couch: four *swings golf club*
Love bug: this is bullshit!!!! *helps pinkie and shanti defend the little ones*
Ella: damnit *spins spilt kicks two hunters* hell yeah!!!!
Hunter: *pounces on ella ripping her to shreds*
Ella: ahhh shit
Zoey: *fires dual pistols killing the hunter*
Tank: *roars crushing zoey going on a rampage*
Midnight: fuck!!!!!!!! *drops shotgun *running to the tank* ah!!!
Tank: *grabs midnight crushing her flat*
Ariel: deej look out!!!!!
Charger: *charging*
Deej: ah.....fuck....... *gets charged by a charger into the tank*
Tank: *kills both deej and the chager*
Cherry: *vomits* oh....god.....
Boomer: *vomits on cherry, bill, creme, ellis, rave, and B*
Tank: *roars running to the vomit*
Cherry: run!!!!
Creme: this is fucked up
B: just keep moving *kills the tank*
*wats left of the survivors made it to the the fuel truck*
Pilot: hit the lever and fuel the plane and we can fight out of here
Bill: team one defend urself were going to get the others
Cherry: right prepare urself!!
*team 1 went after the others*
*team 2 prepare themselves*
Pinkie: *hits the lever*
Pilot: that's it i can here the fuel pumping
Bill: there one shanti go
Shanti: *runs after deej*
Bill: ellis go
Ellis: *runs to zoey getting her up* shanti ur with me to the truck
Shanti: im ready *runs back to the truck with ellis*
Bill: ariel go now
Ariel: *gets up ella*
Ella: u-u..... should've felt me.......
Ariel: no one felt behind
Smoker: *coughs*
Hunter: *growls*
Ariel: bill hurry
Bill: *picks up midnight* go now *runs*
Ariel: hang in there ella
Ella: ariel why?
Ariel: like it or not ella were family so take the stick out ur ass and accept it
Hunter: *lounges*
Johnny: *body slams hunter killing it* stay dead
Ella: nice Johnny
Johnny: where's blood?
*ariel a d ella were silent*
Johnny: i see I'll go look for him tell the other if they can wait for us
Ariel: ok *gets ella to the plane*
Johnny: *searches for blood* blood!!!
Pilot: almost there hang in there for a little longer
*they fought for there's lives*
Smoker 1: *drags love bug away*
Love bug: shit this is gross
Ella: *runs after love bug* I'm coming
Charger: *charges into ella*
Ella: fuckin fuck!!!!!
Freddy: cherry now
Cherry: *launches freddy*
Freddy: *tackles the hunter snapping it's neck* u ok?
Ella: yeah *gets up*
*meanwhile*
Blood: *wakes up a little* johnny? How?.......ugh....
Johnny: hang in there blood almost there help!!!!!
Midnight: guys i see them
Zoey: *helps johnny with blood* how r u still alive?
Blood: it's hard to kill a pie
Zoey: right
Pilot: *starts plane* hurry
Jockey: *laughs jumping and ariel*
Ariel: fuck!!!
Spitter: *spits acid at ariel*
Ariel: *gets down killer the jockey* ha!
Spitter: *claws at ariel*
Ariel: ahh *kills spitter* *crawling to the plane* damnit
Melody: mom hurry
Blood: ariel *is barely conscious* someone get ariel
*johnny, bill, couch and ellis r fighting off the infected*
Couch: keep me covered *runs for ariel*
Bill: couch no
Ellis: couch!!!!
*they kept couch covered*
Couch: *helps ariel to the plane*
Tank: *roars grabbing couch*
Johnny: couch!!!
Couch: go hurry
Pilot: *takes off*
Midnight: couch no
Tank: *sqeezes couch killing him*
In memory of couch
Tags for ella @ella-draws-lewds ariel @thelittlemermaidfan1989 love bug @lovebug2ndblog nightmare comet @ask-nightmare-and-others lucia @ask-luciavampire johnny @johnny549 val @thee-robin-songbird deej @askdj-timelord2
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