#anyways I will die on this hill forever
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Ganondorf Should Have Never Become the Demon King
Or: The many instances where Ganondorf should have been stopped right in his tracks.
-At the very beginning, when Ganondorf's body was first discovered, it was apparent that the Master Sword could damage Ganondorf. However, since SOMEONE had to inform our dear Demon King that a man with a magic sword named Link was going to stop him, well, he got the jump on Link before Link could even register what the fuck was happening. If Ganondorf was unaware, he would have been focused on Zelda (since he knew Zelda for sure) and Link would have at least had the chance to do something.
-On the sky islands, when Link wakes up, Rauru could have explained to Link what had happened. Rhoam literally did this for Link. Alas, for ✨plot reasons✨ Rauru doesn't even inform us he was the King of Hyrule and we just get to know him as the "Source of the Right Arm" which is hilarious in retrospect and maybe a bit of penance for that whole doxxing incident. I mean, at least he could have been warned not to trust any Zelda appearances?
-When Hyrule was literally attacked by Moldugas. Even if we really, REALLY, want to assume that Rauru did not see Ganondorf but Ganondorf somehow with his super duper eagle vision could oogle the Secret Stone, where else would a Molduga attack possibly come from? Who else could possibly order a hoard of Molduga to attack? There is only ONE nation that has made it a point to ignore all your invitations Rauru.
-When Zelda hears the name Ganondorf and can probably sense his magic because ya know, she only spent 100 years shacking up with him she would probably know who he was just from the way he breathes at this point.
-When Rauru clearly states that he knows the man is evil, and decides that he will keep a close eye on him, but then even fails to do that because somehow, his wife and Zelda ended up confronting Ganondorf alone.
-When even the servants of the castle state that there is some weird Zelda lurking in the castle which suggests that Ganondorf's puppet wasn't even a convincing one
-When Zelda and Sonia lure him? Or did he lure them? ANYWAYS THEY BOTH WERE AWARE OF EACH OTHER, and I mean I guess puppet Zelda was shitty enough of a puppet that they were aware of its presence. I mean if the servants noticed it...
-OKAY MAYBE THIS IS A STRETCH but, when Zelda was faced with a hacked Guardian that was about to kill Link it unlocked her Hylia powers which is what she subsequently used to keep Calamity Ganon at bay for 100 years? And this was literally the birth, the infancy of the Demon King's power? He just killed your adoptive mom Zelda, you could have JUST HNNNNNNNNN
-When Zelda literally tells Rauru that confronting Ganondorf at this stage may be a bad idea because she knows the present. She knows Link was injured when he confronted Ganondorf. Maybe she could have figured out how to unlock her powers that held the Calamity back? So that he doesn't become a problem in the present? Hello Rauru she’s sort of hinting that Link could not handle Ganondorf’s power but nope! “We rely on your knight and that legendary sword he carries.” Zelda: “Well about that-“
Anyways look, I get it, suspension of belief and whatnot but honestly, this game? Coming off of BotW as its sequel? Ganondorf got stupidly lucky. He got openings as wide as the Grand Canyon and information he should have never had to begin with like please, how did he know that he should invest in a puppet Zelda? Also Rauru is so terrible at listening to any advice because Zelda only pointed out several times that Ganondorf was a problem until she decided to confront him herself with Sonia.
#ganonthots#look okay#he's the source of the calamity so the source IN THE PRESENT should be strong I agree#but BUT#if you get sent to the past? to before this all happens?#inexcusable you had all the information and power#anyways I will die on this hill forever
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ghost!toji x reader ….. hmmmm hm hm hm
#THINKING MANY THOUGHTS#one thing abt me is i fucking LOVE ghosts easily the best supernatural creatures ill forever die on this hill#anyway my idea for it is cliche but im weak for it ok 😔😔#reader can see ghosts obviously. and ghosts need to settle their scores to move on properly#but toji is jaded and cynical and refuses to. he meets reader and is surprised they can see him but also doesnt really give a shit#but reader wants to help ghosts ichigo kurosaki style and ends up persuading toji to let them …#just. putting flowers on mamagumi’s grave… making sure gumi has a proper support system . checking up on shiu. etc etc#and obviously toji grows fond of reader because he hadnt realized how lonely he was#so maybe he asks for one final favor — for them to let him stay by their side for a bit longer ..#im also very much imagining this as a roomate au . toji crashes on your couch and you have to listen to his snoring from the bedroom <3333#I JUST THINK GHOST!TOJI IS SO GOODDDDD HE’S SO SAD :(((( but also such a prick#also 100% the type to spook anyone who tries to flirt w reader and theyre like ??? wtf was that for. 🤨🤨 he ignores them .#scary dog priviliege except the scary dog is incorporeal <3333 protects you but like . transparently#need to write this someday#i have a lotttt of trouble imagining toji romantically though like that’s my whole father …#IM GONNA TRY THO !!#ari noises ✩
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I was like "hum, I'll just make a quick sketch I'm not even coloring it"... Yeah, I have no self control
#wenclair#digital art#wednesday#wednesday addams x enid sinclair#i will die on this hill#they're gay your honor#just for once i wanted to be able to just#make a quick sketch and move on#BUT NO#i had to spend the whole day on this#that window took forever btw#i could have just taken from a screenshot of the show#but I'm stupid#so i made it myself#and yes the colors are in the right places#as much as i could anyways#i recorded the time lapse#maybe I'll post it i dunno
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thinks about Jing Yuan's body being a reflection of the health of the Luofu. thinks of how tumultuous times and unrest for the Luofu usually mean war, and the burden of the lives on his shoulders is all the more heavy. thinks of how easily he sheds fat in these moments, especially if injured, and while to most people a leaner general with more visible muscles is perhaps, superficially, seen as a fitter general, the truth is that a Jing Yuan who has lost his bulk is a very stressed, worried Jing Yuan.
but who would care to know the difference? who would see the white lion of the Luofu, famously large, lazy, and apparently soft around the edges, become the stereotypical image of strength and fitness in times of war and think anything else but that this is the hero of the Luofu, this is the real Jing Yuan, just like in the stories.
#//about; (DIVINE FORESIGHT)#once again preaching jy with a very healthy layer of fat that hides his muscles when he doesnt flex#this is smth i come back to again and again#superhero physique? get that out of here my mans has a tummy and thick thighs#anyway. chains jing yuan to the luofu forever and ever and ever#his enemies misunderstand him. his own people misunderstand him. ppl on twt misunderstand h-- /bricked#i will die on the hill of jy being so deeply and horribly misunderstood by nearly everyone hes surrounded by
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I agree their album concepts seem pretty consistent with their music (lack of lore, more rooted in reality), plus i also think that more recent ones (FTS, FML, and Seventeenth Heaven in particular) matched the overall concept/themes of the albums well. Hell ive basically given a whole dissertation to my friend about FTS and FML concepts fitting into their overall narrative. I do admit I'm easy to please so i just like their faces lol but yeah its been nothing but complaints since i got here in 2020 😭 i do see people enjoy stuff so its never been 100% negative but those that are negative are LOUD. Should there be improvements? Yeah sure but like the stuff thats complained about never is what really matters half the time
I will however push my "give every kpop idol a sword" agenda tho bc i wanna see them with swords
yes exactly! and yeah that's true, it's never 100% negative, which is also why i think a lot of it comes down to personal preference and not bad design. bc there have been times i haven't liked a certain design choice or concept photo but i see others praise it and vice versa... but yeah it's just the fact that every comeback it feels like there's a loud group of ppl acting like the the album design or concept photos are the most boring things ever and it's the end of the world when it's really not that serious. and it's okay to not like things without making a big deal out of it or ruining others' fun
and i also totally think it's fine to wish for a certain concept! i too would like to see svt with swords!! but also 9 years into svt's career and they still stick to a pretty realistic concept and don't have lore... i feel like people shouldn't be shocked and upset every comeback that this is the case (and i was just using swords as an example i'm not directing this at you specifically)
like maybe it's time for some people to accept that if they want super crazy fantastical concept photos they shouldn't look to svt for that bc it's just not part of their brand. and if some day they do a concept like that i'm sure it will be super fun and cool and we will all be excited! but people shouldn't be upset when we don't get that since svt and pledis have given us no reason to have that expectation and that is also okay. and it doesn't mean the design or concepts themselves are inherently bad
#melia.ask#runningtospringday#like i've seen multiple ppl complain about 'boring' concept photos of the members just posing with flowers#meanwhile i'm over here loving floral aesthetics and those are my favorite kinds of concept photos LMAO#like i just want to see pretty men with flowers is that so much to ask???#is it a unique concept? no.#flowers have been around forever and ppl have been posing with them forever and will continue to do so#but it doesn't make it a bad concept either#and like it works for a very realistic and grounded spring or summer album!#it's romantic! it's refreshing! it works!#and like not everyone has to like floral aesthetics and has a right to be bored by them#but it does NOT make it a bad concept or design i will DIE on this hill#but anyway
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something something about the lgbtq+ cast in gbf & promise of wizard and how important it is to me personally that akiras not cishet
#stardust speaking !#i wrote more nonsense og but. shrugs!!#been thinking about the cupiris cg forever like the fact they CANONLY had them kiss and DREW THAT makes me dizzy#gbf u r my everything#and the fact the first???? ch of pt2 is just 'ya rustica is trans'#the area convo where figaro talks about his friend#who is def not cis. the paradoxroid npcs.#gbf has had canon trans charas for yeeaaaaaarrrsss like cagli ladiva and balurga are all early charas. and captain has had he/she/they#scattered around for years and years too#im not the biggest katvira fan for the same reason i dont like most ships that falls into those dynamics but i will die on the katvira hill#i need gbf to introduce a new skydweller whos trans i need more#and we need the other writer on miach like what. was happening there#imagine writing a plot that feels so entirely dad accepting kid and then u read the journal entry and go what the hell this wasnt in the ev#anyway point of this post is that im so happy 2 of my big interests are so. not cishet. excellent
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forget 'uterus havers,' i just saw 'my penis holding coworkers' in the wild and i'm dying
#like the context was extremely full of people trying to be trans-inclusive but overlooking very basic shit#like 'bottom surgery exists and people do in fact get it ever‚ ergo birth genitals ≠ forever genitals necessarily'#also 'the category of people who menstruate once a month ≠ everyone who has a uterus'#or even 'everyone pre-menopause' thanks to a little thing called hormonal birth control and also the fact that cycle lengths vary#anyway getting mad abt oligomenorrheal erasure is probably not actually the hill i want 2 die on#really i just want us all 2 contemplate whether the image is 'cupping their penises for comfort like some ppl apparently cup their breasts'#or whether it's more of a 'work circlejerk' situation#many beautiful options available 2 us here imo
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Me after finishing Dracula: Haha gottem. Anyways why'd they name their kid that
Me after finishing The Haunting of Hill House: *genuinely still disturbed hours later*
#jesus CHRIST what the hell#and for what???#cause Dracula after all that has at least a hopeful and warm ending#there's relief#but Hill House is just like haha you wanted respite? there is no god. only Hill House#hey you know how in the Netflix ending the house is defeated and they can all face their demons and move on from the decades of trauma?#that doesn't happen here!!!#suffer and die forever in Hill House Babey!#anyway that's 2/3 on my list of Classic Scary Stories I Read This Year#second time reading for both but I picked up on a lot#third's Rebecca which Very Different Vibe and I have only like 50 pages left#but I can see where it's going I think
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alhaitham and dehya are FRIENDS they are friends THEY ARE FRIENDS they are besties they are F R I E N D S this Is the hill i Will die on
#none of u guys understand them like i do (lamenting)#desert gang you will always be fucking famous to meeeee#emotionally i am perpetually living in the sumeru archon quest#i have Lots Of Fucking Thoughts about it and them#anyway these are the hills i will die on: 1. alhaitham and dehya are best* fucking friends (*best here w an asterisk bc dehya has many#friends bc she is a very charming and likeable woman w myriad good qualities and alhaitham is not those things (i hate him) (affectionate)#so obviously dehya doesnt need some weirdo scholar to be her best friend but they are still very special friends bc they are v special to ME#(slight tangent but god i just have so much fucking brainrot abt the sumeru charas i have So Many Thoughts please you dont understand im dyi#dying#dont even get me started on nilou nilou is fucking wonderful and amazing and perfect this is another hill i will die on i am a#nilou defender forever and ever#aNYWAY im getting fucking sidetracked but im rambing word vomit nonsense in the tags of my tumblr dot com bc its the wee hours of morning an#and i have a problem and that problem is called i am very not normal about these stupid fucking characters and ANYWAY to finally continue my#list from like ten tags ago#the other hill i will die on is 2. signora deserved better LMAOOO#my other ~~problem~~ superpower is i can make anything abt the fatui harbingers /incurs smirks#alright ill stop my yapping lololol just throwing my thoughts out into the void like woe brainrot be upon ye#.txt
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I've awoken.
#ive developed a horrible case of one piece brain rot and its been festering#and now i want to write zosan but I'm working on a truerivalshipping fic rn#FRICK dude i have so many fuckin ideas but irl stuff is keeping me super busy all the time#so for those of you that followed me for ghostleon#i am NOT done with this ship and i will die on the ghostleon hill#anyways im rewriting one of my ghostleon fics but its been in my drafts for forever. dunno when I'll finish it *cries* but hopefully soon :3
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sorry this scene makes me want to scream and cry. the absolute devastation. the moment when kendall says if i don't get to do this i feel like i might die and the way everyone sees it as dramatic and laughs. the way that kendall needs to pretend everything with the waiter didn't happen because it's all he can do to bring things together. the way that it all falls apart. the way that he goes from feeling like he has finally found his place in the world to being shoved in a corner and being kicked. idk idk !!
#i do not even know if i feel like shiv is wrong for what she did#like. i truly like. do not care who is ceo theyre all evil LIKE#when ppl get into the nitty gritty of the who is the good guy. nah none of them are#BUT . BUT#the one . hill i will die on forever is that. of course kendall took it this seriously#he has lived for literally only this#ANYWAYS. i am . death#out.
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i don’t want to be a hater abt this (and ESPECIALLY not on op’s post bc i’m not gonna leave negative comments on someone’s gifs of smth they love obviously) but there is a post in the ********* tag comparing shots of a new show to iconic anime and i just. all the iconic shots look great obviously and then the new show is just the jankiest camera movement known to man and it REALLY highlights how useless it is LMFAO. like maybe i could watch this new show and its contemporaries if i didn’t get seasick while struggling to follow the action on screen but as is i feel like i gotta reach thru the screen and physically hold the camera still
#it doesn’t enhance the scene at all!!! your animation should be able to deliver impact and shift focus without being overzealous w the cam!#yes this is my dumb hill to die on but i will forever be a hater when people salivate over this show & its contemporaries like its the best#thing since sliced bread#also i think one of the iconic shots is wrong tbh. it should be that scene from evaq where unit13 goes into terminal dogma#ANYWAYS.#t.txt
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Thought it was perhaps time to explain this AO3 profile picture. Listen. I swear I don’t have a problem. It’s not like this is hanging on my wall or anything.
(I don’t know the artist, since I believe it’s signed on the back and gifted to me in a frame, but isn’t it stunning? It’s a print from an original made entirely of magazine and newspaper clippings; my mom bought the last one available for me at an Epcot art festival last year).
It’s also not as if little guy hangs out on my windowsill.
(As before, this was once again a gift, this time from my sister. This particular obsession of mine is well known in my family.)
It’s also not like these shirts are in frequent rotation in my summer wardrobe. Nope, not at all.
I mean this might be me. Just maybe. But it could also be anyone.
And this could be absolutely anyone as well. You can’t even see this person’s face.
(Oh wow please ignore the messy closet).
#i will die on the hill that is my love for freddie mercury#and queen#but the movie... no sorry not it#not at all accurate#but that is a completely different ramble#anyway this is a reminder to check out queen live performances#somebody to love 1981 montreal#white queen at the hammersmith odeon 1975#who wants to live forever 1986 in budapest#and obviously live aid in 1985#though i have a much longer list as well#okay bye
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— Dance Partner!Yan, who was the embodiment of child star when he was 9 with his flexibility and incredible dance skills at such a young age, made him a little— scratch that, a massive little shit from the numerous praises he was showered with. That was until you stepped foot into the studio he was practicing at with your parents.
You, back then as a 9 year old child, didn't come from a wealthy family, but that didn't stop your parents from saving up until they could afford 2 months of dance practice lessons. It wasn't cheap either as the dance studio became popular from just him alone, but it was worth it for your safety as a child.
Almost immediately, he was infatuated with you. Talking with you, helping you, and just being overly friendly towards you. There was no doubt he was never going to let you go, even as a 9 year old. That's why he volunteered (well closer to asking his parents to threaten his dance coach) to be your one and olny dance partner.
You were ecstatic until you realized that you only had a week left of your dance lessons. Of course, you were sad and kind of embarrassed, but you wanted your parents to spend the money on other things other than something so frivolous, so you never said anything.
That first day when he found out that you weren't coming back was a nightmare. He was screaming and crying for you to come back, and he even lost his voice, so he resorted to isolating himself.
When you eventually came back later that day because of the frantic calls that your parents had gotten, he held on to you tight for hours and was only babbling incoherent sentences. From that day onwards, his parents were paying for you to go to the dance studio so that something like that never happens. Which leads you to the current day him.
Dance Partner! Yan was heavily affected by that incident, so now you and him were together for almost everything. Sleeping, bathing, cooking, and, obviously, dance performances. He always knows where you are, and you always know where he is.
He thinks that you are his one and only and will die on that hill forever. He's even made sure that you and him lost your virginity to one another.
Along with never allowing anyone to be your dance partner. If there was a new person who hadn't been informed of your relationship with one another and insisted on talking to you, his touchiness blows through the roof. He'll start groping you and making you flushed more obviously to deter that person away.
"Now, now, stop getting feisty. You don't think I'm tired of making sure people know that you are mine?"
Awoop, art jumscare that is partly finished. Ofc its Cecil and Clear. Some parts look bad, but idc. Im not planning for art to be my main hobbie, and i rarely draw.
Also, here's some more images? Imagines?? Ummm, whichever one is the corect one.
Also another character added to my ever so slightly increasing roster of ocs. I was gonna write the the other charas but this was siting in my head rent free like, I let you come and live her for free and I don't even charge you rent?? The disrespect i just underwent.
Anyways, it was originally going to be a dance instructor slowly getting possessvie over you and only teaching you lewd dances then it actually became dance partner yan. So un yeah wwoop.
Noy preoofread
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i am once again spinning coop in my mind
#i need to work on coopfic again. but currently sky has been the focus of my blorbo thoughts#which i suppose is for the best bc artfight is so soon#gotta make her ref cries#also gotta get my art fight together in general#but anyway [shoots coop with my system beam] forever headcanoning that being coop is like a warm hug#which is like what being in cofront feels like#i will die on this hill ong#coop coop coop coop coop coop coop coop coop coop coop coop coop#noki's life story
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Some Hatchetfield Headcanons
Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school
Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda
Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie
Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency
There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)
Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece
The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol
Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes
The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club
Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes
Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes
Steph had a creepypasta phase
No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him
The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding
Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass
Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them
Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again
Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity
Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed
Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase
Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill
Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job
I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology
Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"
Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected
#hatchetfield#hatchetfield headcanon#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#max jägerman#max jagerman#grace chasity#charlotte sweetly#miss holloway#richie lipschitz#pete spankoffski#ruth fleming#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#honey queen#killer track#clivesdale#sherman young
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