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teranobriss · 3 days

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In only 9 minutes,

We went from this

to this.

( ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒʰ ᵇᵒʸ, ʷᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᶠᵒʳ ⁱᵗ )

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #jon matteson #will branner #richie lipschitz #max jägerman #max jagerman #npmd spoilers

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nightlysweets · 12 hours

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I feel like this has been done before and I'm so sorry if it was but I couldn't resist

#hatchetfield #team starkid #Starkid #starkid productions #hatchetverse #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #max jägerman #maxwell jagerman

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starcanwrecked-confessions · 18 hours

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my dream role is max jägerman. don't get me wrong i hate the guy bc of . real life experiences lol but i'm built like a quarterback (because. i used to be one) and am in the same vocal range ! :D

anyway. butch lesbian max jägerman rb if you agree

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #max jägerman

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yourlocalabomination · 6 months

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This is my dead girl walking.

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miss-holloday · 5 months

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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

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lillazyboithings · 5 months

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"So tonight we’re gonna chronicle

A story so astronomical"

This was a vision that I had to fulfill, I spent like more than 1 and 1/2 days on this (im excluding the procrastination, if we include it, its 3 days)

basically im combining my two strong brainrots of this month, tgwdlm and npmd, and ngl im actually in love with the results

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akicklineisinevitable · 3 months

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no genuinely i think the fastest way to a Max Jägerman Redemption Arc(TM) is putting him in the drama club. literally it would help him get over his toxic masculinity AND let him be a dramatic bitch without being a bully about it. High School Musical his ass

#toxic masculinity is DEAD. he DANCES NOW.#he and ruth could bond over theatre!!! he could help her get over her stage fright!!!!#i need ruth and max friendship they would just be such chaotic besties #originals #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetfield musicals #hatchetfield series #hatchetfield universe #max jägerman

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justarandombrit · 6 months

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