Ihave antoher

(i am one of the feminists)

really dont think under normal circumstances the lords in black wouldve accepted anything but a blood sacrifice in exchange for taking max. like either steph wouldve had to kill pete or pete wouldve had to kill steph they wouldn'tve been happy otherwise. but they were probably so fucking delighted over seeing grace fuck a ghost that they were just "you know what? Yeah. Okay. We'll allow it."

"So tonight we’re gonna chronicle

A story so astronomical"

This was a vision that I had to fulfill, I spent like more than 1 and 1/2 days on this (im excluding the procrastination, if we include it, its 3 days)

basically im combining my two strong brainrots of this month, tgwdlm and npmd, and ngl im actually in love with the results

Formal request for jon matteson to do a skit as Gary Goldstein (attorney in law) having a very serious, heated debate with himself in a courtroom because he is the ONLY attorney in hatchetfield and therefore has to be on both sides at court

We as a people do not put enough respect on Corey Dorris’s ability to go from the heart breaking

“Paul let me die I can’t live in a world without my daughter” in tgwdlm to

“If only Stephanie, if only” when his daughter says he’s killing her in NPMD

The RANGE your fav could never

What an absolute banger

Version without text beneath the cut vv

one of my favourites themes in the hatchetverse

Reasons why I headcanon that Paul has asthma:

"Oh, Charlotte, you can't smoke in here" THEN GESTURES TO HIMSELF

I have asthma and said so

rewatched tgwdlm again <3

Credit to @p4nsy for the original post

📍 HATCHETFIELD, MI est. 1824

I have yet another hatchetverse drawing, the art is originally 2 men but paulkins is NOT straight to me!!! so i put them in this draiwng

Og art is by Gerard P. Donelan, who made LGBT cartoons:

I’ve decided to make some last-minute…cuts.

Ted goin funky

Okay but..what if the starkid cast went out in costume and performed la de dah dah day in public randomly one day..have them hide amongst the general public and all come out one by one to torment Jon Matteson as Paul.. and then when the song is over they all just disperse back into the crowd silently while Jon runs away in terror. Just a thought.

Not only could it be a sick publicity stunt, it would show us how la de dah dah day actually happened, without the music. And the confused onlookers really taking the cake.

I blast this soundtrack while crying