"So tonight we’re gonna chronicle

A story so astronomical"

This was a vision that I had to fulfill, I spent like more than 1 and 1/2 days on this (im excluding the procrastination, if we include it, its 3 days)

basically im combining my two strong brainrots of this month, tgwdlm and npmd, and ngl im actually in love with the results

(None of them are sane they are all hypocrites)

This is silly but wouldn't leave my brain so now I have to curse you all with it too :)

Can someone remind me how Corey Dorris plays both Bill "i can't live in a world without my daughter" Woodward AND Solomon "im trying to have an intelligent conversation with you stephanie, in other words, shut up" Lauter

I'd kill for bill and id just kill solomon

noticed the bobby pins in petes hair and it has been Plaguing My Mind

id in alt

Thinkin about that post that's like "If Hatchetfield wants to keep you, you can't leave. Emma always comes back from Guatemala, Alice always gets off the bus, Lex or Ethan can go to California not both" and Edward Hopper's painting of the diner with no doors

You know, his painting Nighthawks

I've seen so many people talk about Richie being Paul's relative and it amazes me how you guys are sleeping on the possibility of Richie and Gary Goldstein being related

so i remember seeing a post somewhere here talking about how if joey richter had a mustache on a stick/stick-on mustache he could easily play both ted and pete in the same scene, and i love that idea, but if it were to happen i do want one part to be included about pete wanting a mustache, something like

Pete: You know, I've been thinking about growing a mustache.

Ted, while smoothing out his mustache: You? (he turns to face pete) With a mustache? (he laughs) Like you could ever pull off a mustache.

Pete: Hey! I would look great with a mustache!

basically i want a scene where pete and ted talk about how pete would look terrible with a mustache aka joey richter putting on and taking off a mustache while telling himself he would look stupid with a mustache and arguing with himself

the hamilton fixation is so real rn

I could not choose one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I drew them all!!!!! Lords in black from Starkid.

One of the most brilliant things Starkid ever did was introduce Jon Matteson in a show where he didn't sing for like 90% of it so we could see his acting talent and then save his vocal talent as a big reveal at the end

thinking about how ted probably hasnt been shown any romantic affection in years. people either hate him or want to fuck him. he has basically no friends, unless you count paul, but even then paul clearly doesn’t like him that much. and peters his brother, so the love between them is familial. outside of peter ted only recieves sexual attraction. can you imagine what thats done to his perception of himself and of love as a concept. the last person he loves romantically left him for a sleazeball so now he gets validation through sex and horniness. this isnt even mentioning the fact that charlotte only views him as a side piece meanwhile ted is very obviously in love with her. and charlotte picks the sleazy asshole over him every time. again. ted will never measure up in anything except from sex. can you imagine the sheer amount of self-worth issues that man has.

Some misc hatchetverse doodles :]

“WEAR A WATCH!”

Starkid could do a Broadway but Broadway couldn't come CLOSE to Starkid

Waking up in hatchetfield every day is probably so confusing. Waking up having slept through the apotheosis? "Well fuck me guess this is what we're doing today 🙄" the sky is a different color or something every day. There has to be some people who actually miss all the events and just go with it cause "ah what the fuck. Might as well."