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ratsarecute4 · 1 month

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Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected

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thericeballofcamelot · 6 months

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So, you know how tinky's whole thing is time travel and he says he wants the full set of Spankoffski brothers? - What if Pizza Pete... is actually Pete Spankoffski? Like, Tinky transports Pete to before the time split and like Ted, he's homeless at first, but he's a lot more resourceful than Ted and he sets up this tiny pizza business that eventually grows into Pizza Pete's. He builds a life for himself and he makes decent money - he's not happy though. He'll never be with Steph.

Imagine modern day Pete and Steph going to Pizza Pete's on a date and Steph decides they have to leave because the manager won't stop staring at her, but she doesn't realise it's because she was his best friend once - and she's still the thing he treasures above all else.

#Hatchetfield theory #Hatchetfield headcanon #Hatchetfield #pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #stephanie lauter #tinky #t'noy karaxis #spankoffski bros #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #nightmare time #lautski #The only way we can know for sure is finding out whether or not pizza Pete is Joey Ritcher

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starlost-starkid · 2 months

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How I imagine the Lords in Black

This is at times really abstract, sorry about that

Pokey: Although he often carries his cracked stone mask, it is not a part of him: It’s no more than a mask. Pokotho is the blue goo from TGWDLM, but he makes up his own form: He can be as big or small that he wants to be. I mostly associate him with bacteria or virus. He is an amalgamation of small parts, like a Portuguese man o’ war. He is microscopic blue mushroom spores that destroy your lungs once inhaled. He’s also utter alien. I envision minerals, rocks, strange fungi. But most of all: Pure emptiness.

Blinky: Bliklotep is the least physical LiB to me. I see him as everything and nothing, just constantly observing. Every time you see eye-shaped holes or protrusions in a tree, the eye-like mimicry on butterfly wings, keyholes, or looking down a long spiral-staircase: that’s Blinky watching.

Tinky: This case feels opposite to Blinky: T’noy Karaxis is inherently physical to me. His head is almost always a half-decayed skull of a goat, with its lower jaw missing. His goats horns are long, seeming to twist an impossible amount of times. A ticking sound seems to always emit from his head. His body however is relatively humanoid, but always wrong. The proportions are twisted and uncanny. The length of the torso and legs seem to shift, with fingers and goat-hooves twisting together. However he may appear he is always filthy, often bent over his toy box.

Nibbly: Apart from his once-a-year awakening on our physical plane, I find Nibblenephim difficult to place. Maybe because I find him sad. He is pure energy, a force of constant hunger and craving. He has no eyes or any discernible facial features apart from his mouth, which consists of rows upon rows of teeth.

Wiggly: Wiggog Y’wrath is incomprehensibly large. If you were to look upon him, he would only seem to reach higher and higher- until you can’t see further. His tentacles reach from his face all the way to the ground. When not under water, moisture and humidity follow him, often with the occasional floating bubble (silly).

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silamander · 19 days

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Random Hatchetfield headcanons in no particular order.

In honor of Cinderella's Castle being fully funded, have my silly little thoughts about Hatchetfield and it's residents (A few of these I yoinked from Tumblr so they're mine now :3)

Richie and Pete are both autistic. Grace is too but she has lower functioning autism.

Pete’s special interest is horror movies/special effects. Grace and Richie's special interests are…pretty obvious. But Richie also loves Godzilla and Grace loves the supernatural.

Jon Matteson said that Paul might be autistic, so I take that as canon. On top of that he has undiagnosed depression and anxiety.

Paul has two siblings. One being Gary, his little brother. And his older sister, who he lives with, who is actually Richie's mother. Richie's father died when he was very young so Paul stepped up to help his sister and nephew financially, and he’s the closest thing Richie has to a father figure.

For someone who used to tell Gary and his sister that he'd never have kids, Paul adores Richie and tries his absolute best to be the father he never had.

Boy Jerry is Paul and Gary’s cousin.

Ruth and Richie probably met when they were really young & both were lonely & in need of a friend. Like walking up on the playground “you wanna be friends?” “Yeah!” type of deal.

Paul and Charlotte were friends in middle school-high school.

Gary decorates his house like a suburban white mom, those rustic white letters in the kitchen, everything labeled in slightly stretched text, that type of thing.

In the proshot for NPMD, Ms. Chasity uses the correct pronouns for Ziggy. So I headcanon that The Chasity family, despite being hardcore christians, respect the LGBTQ community.

The most lethal weapon in all of Hatchetfield is Grace Chasity’s puppy dog eyes.

Charlotte’s sweater was a birthday gift from Ted. He made her swear not to tell anyone it came from him. He has a reputation, y’know?

Paul uses his phone like a grandma, he puts on the glasses to read and everything.

Gary knows how to play the piano.

Ted loves Steph and treats her like his sister. He's so proud of Peter for not only pulling one of the most popular girls in school, but that same girl is helping him with his self image and confidence.

Charlotte does yarn crafts (like knitting and crochet and cross stitch and shit) to get her anger out because stabby stabby.

Barry Swift is fully, completely, absolutely, 100% gay and in denial about it. Also he and Gary are childhood friends (to feed the Attorney in a hurry fans).

The people who went to Sycamore are, in no particular order; Paul Matthews, Charlotte Sweetly, Sam Sweetly, Gary Goldstein, Barry Swift, Karen & Mark Chasity, Dan Reynolds, Nora Beanie, and Melissa Nolastname.

Grace is the type of girl who says she hates drama and gossip but she knows all the drama at Hatchetfield High.

Like Paul, Gary is also autistic.

Paul drives Richie, Steph, Pete, Grace and Ruth everywhere. Paul likes all of Richie's friends even if they're a little weird (he finds Grace a little obnoxious though but he's not gonna say it)

Steph says Paul’s aesthetic is “Cardboardcore”

Pete is just the most attentive and perceptive partner ever. In every sense of the words. He picks up on every little detail. Steph had a bad day? Pete instantly knows how to cheer her up. Steph is excited about something and needs to talk about it? Hey babe what’s up tell me all about it. Pete’s the type to start keeping snacks on hand because he knows Steph’s internal clock and that she always forgets to eat and then gets hangry after a few hours.

When Stephanie is exhausted she literally makes no sense, she babbles the most nonsensical bullshit.

Barry Swift has ADHD and OCD.

Gary wears those blue pinstripe pajamas. With the lil hat too.

Paul has the most unorganized and dirty room for some reason, like he never even bothered decorating it.

Sam and Charlotte were high school sweethearts and kinda rushed into marriage soon after graduating.

Gary wanted to buy a Wiggly doll for Richie.

Steph’s ripped jeans had small holes in them when she bought them and her dad made fun of her for buying something already broken so she made the holes bigger out of spite.

Grace has asked Steph, Pete, Richie and Ruth at least 3 times if they would still love her if she was a worm.

Gary unironically refers to Facebook as "the book of faces”

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teranobriss · 4 months

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very minor Workin Boys spoilers //

Richie and Trevor being brothers actually gives us a fun little insight into why Richie is good with a camera. He's techy with the camera in npmd and shows at least some working knowledge of photo editing software in Workin Boys. Why?

Trevor's a theater kid.

They probably grew up making home videos. Short films. Photoshoots.

Trevor would act and pose and sing, and who better to film it all than Richie?

And then Richie learned how to edit things along the side, editing headshots, videos, and stills for Trevor.

They spent a bunch of time as kids just messing around with a camera and a computer, I bet, and they just got good at what they loved.

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #workin boys #jon matteson #fan theory #just a thought #headcanon #hatchetfield headcanon #richie lipschitz #trevor npmd #trevor lipschitz #npmd spoilers #workin boys spoilers #barbecue monologues

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rentumblsstuff · 1 month

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Lautski headcanon: Steph will tell Pete a ton of the popular kid drama before they start dating and all of it after, even if she was sworn to secrecy for some of it (most of her friendships are likely formed for superficial reasons so she might not care much about breaking their trust) and Pete pretends not to be super invested even though they both know he is.

#hatchetfield #starkid #npmd #abstinence camp #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski #hatchetfield headcanon #lautski headcanon

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indigos-shits-and-giggles · 2 months

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Until further evidence proves otherwise, I'm just going to assume Agatha and Matthias Waylon were both trans. They dabbled in fucking worshipping eldritch gods and dark magic, it isn't that out of the question that they'd be trans.

#agatha waylon #Matthias Waylon #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield headcanon #starkid npmd #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

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not-a-nerdy-prude · 2 months

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"Richie had the most tragic death" this, "Ruth had the most tragic death" that...

For the first time in his life, Max Jägerman actually felt like someone liked him, not fear, not anything else, but genuinely felt like someone actually did something nice for him, and what happened next? He died. And because his state of mind is that people are out to get him (probably because of his relationship with his dad) he instantly assumes that it's all their fault and seeks revenge, not stopping to think that it could've all been an accident. What's more is that when he's dead, no one even seems to care, in fact, pretty much everyone in Hatchetfield High is glad that he's gone! He went from people obeying his every demand and even fearing him, to seeing how much better and happier the entire school is without him. Even his death was used for comedic effect, much like Ruth's death, it's very dragged out and he even pisses his pants. Even when he finally gets to have sex with Grace, she only does this because she wants him gone. She was willing to trade what she cherished most in the world just to keep him at bay. Feared in life, humiliated at death and doomed to spend post-mortem watching people be happier without him.

#hatchetfield #hatchetfield trilogy #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #starkid productions #npmd #max jagerman #maxwell jagerman #hatchetfield headcanon #hatchetblr #max npmd #nmpd spoilers #nmpd #npmd starkid #starkid npmd

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thunder-birb-00 · 15 days

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Rambling about Webby, just, humor me a tad bit

I love the Lords in Black as much as Webby, but i must have this as a little discussion about the moral goodness of Webby. She is suppose to be good but like, i just can't help but feel how off her morality is just ever so slightly, besides being a white cosmic spider.

Just for example, Wiggly is an ass. He can understand humans but chooses to use his understanding to exert his wrath, play up their insecurities, and dominate the world. Numerous times. He is in his twisted way, empathetic. But is so caught on "wanting his wrath" so like certain people, actively manipulate the human emotion and thusly making things go his way. Webby is also an ass for the Yellow Jacket saga. Hannah wants to save the world from Pokey, but Webby wants Hannah to instead cower as the inevitable occurs in Yellow Jacket. If Webby is against her brothers, why did she put no effort to stop Pokey from Apotheosising? Technically if applicable, the same can be said for Black Friday, with how Hannah can barely interpret anything Webby is saying, and because Webby can speak like a regular human, then why speak in cryptic riddles when the world was at stake from Wiggly's machinations? Again, just a thought i had in mind for a while now about Webby. It's like, she awkwardly chooses to be incompetent in times of her brothers actively destroying a timeline. Like, i felt that she is a powerful being that CAN go head to head with Wiggly or Pokey, especially Pokey because of the whole mind thing. So like... again if she's so against them... why cold feet when her brothers are causing apocalypses and hurting humans , inclusive of Hannah?

ok old soul will snooze now. -Thunder

#starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #lords in black #team starkid #the lords in black #webby hatchetfield #wiggly #wiggog y’wrath #wiggog y'wrath #I might also be overthinking the implications #i'll be real #hatchetfield theory #hatchetfield headcanon

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myheadphonesareneverloudenough · 2 months

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Ruth, Richie, and Pete were definitely all band kids in middle school. it was Ruth’s idea, wanting to get into music but not wanting to do it alone, so she made the boys sign up too. Pete played clarinet. Richie played some brass instrument like trombone or something. Ruth, that ball of fire, she was a percussionist.

They lasted in band until high school when Richie dropped out, and Ruth quit to join theatre. Pete, the one who was the most reluctant to join in the beginning, is the only one who stayed with it. He still plays the clarinet, but also can play saxophone. and oh boy doesn’t Steph have the time of her life learning this information…

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield headcanon #nerdy prudes must die #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #starkid #j screams

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amazingmsme · 3 months

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okay okay okay so-

I'm picturing after Dan and Donna take their parental leave the news studio like freaks out and just grabs random Hatchetfield citizens to fill the void and they all do terribly. Like, Ted is just randomly rambling off about some shit and Charlotte's anxiety has just peaked. One time Peanuts and Proud Papa Ed host and it's amazing. Dan and Donna are at home laughing their asses off.

MDHSKSDH I’M FUCKING SCREEEAAAAMING IT’S LITERALLY LIKE THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES! LIKE THEY DO A RANDOM DRAW & EVERYTHING!

Ok but what if Ted was coanchoring for Tom Houston, & it’s just 2 awkward dudes who aren’t 100% sure they vibe with each other trying to read cue cards. & Ted is trying to make Tom laugh mostly because he’s nervous & he needs to crack a joke or else he’ll explode & Tom is just staring at him like |:/ & Ted chuckles at his joke before turning away into his coffee mug to take a nervous sip

I think the age limit to enter is 18, which means you can have a fresh faced high school senior next to a woman going through a midlife crisis. & because I’m such a comedy genius, I think the cruel fates would pair Charlotte with none other than Max Jagerman. & of course she has no reason to fear him, she has no idea who he is other than “the quarterback.” But every time she stutters or slips up he fucking makes fun of her & it’s honestly painful to watch this sweet woman doing her best get bullied by this young cocky asshole. But hey, views! It escalates when Ted rushes in, wielding Peter’s old metal Spider-Man lunchbox full of rocks btw & whacks him upside the head. He’s barely conscious & Ted says “don’t you dare talk to her like that ever again. And leave my brother the fuck alone” everyone at Hatchetfield High is obsessed with that clip

The Peanuts episode is iconic, Papa Dan is just talking to himself while they put captions for what Peanuts is saying, but it’s just dead silence😂

It’s a much deserved break for Dan & Donna & they’re enjoying all the craziness!

#asks #anon ask #tgwdlm headcanons #black friday headcanons #npmd headcanons #hatchetfield headcanon #dan reynolds #donna daggit #ted spankoffski #tom houston #charlotte sweetly #max jagerman #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #black friday #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

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nico-tines · 1 month

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genuine question for hatchetfield fans

how do you believe each of the lords in black manifest their powers ??

ill go first

Pokey: This is the most obvious as we know he can actively take over people in hatchetfield/outside of the black and white using blue shit, but i also believe he can cause hallucinations (similar to what Lex experiences in Yellow Jacket at Toy Zone) where he appears as the doll in visions or people start to hallucinate blue shit everywhere around them in the place of blood.

Wiggly: Wiggly appears as the doll and can clearly cause mass hysteria/infatuation with him, but that power seems to not work on everyone (Lex and Hannah are good examples). The way that Wiggly can cause this kind of hysteria is by preying on anyone who deeply feels like they are missing something in their life, so i think his main power is manipulation of those he sees as weak or in need. I also believe he likes to send out his followers (like wilbur) to do his dirty work for him, rather than putting in the effort himself life the capitalist overlord he truly is. He is not actually the most physically powerful of his brothers, but he is the smartest in his manipulation tactics to stay the leader of the group.

Blinky: Blinky either can take over others in a way similar to Pokey without fully taking away their consciousness. Or he is able to send minions outside of the black and white similar to Wiggly. Either way, he will always be the watcher. He doesn’t use his powers as often to create mayhem, but he enjoys watching others suffer and creating drama. His main power manifests through the purple eyes that are always watching in different corners of hatchetfield, but I also believe he can cause overwhelming anger and panic in the people he decided to mess with. He can control the emotions of others to cause chaos that he likes watch. (an explanation of how Bill got so crazy at Blinky’s World)

Tinky: Tinky is difficult to say as his intervention in the only episode that revolves around him is seemingly all in Ted’s head. I think that he is able to create rifts in the time space continuum like Ted’s office, and in those little spaces he has power to worm his way into peoples heads. Giving them hope of the future and then using that to his advantage to take that away. Eventually trapping those he messes with in the bastardards box. He loves breaking people down piece by piece through his time manipulation.

Nibbly: Nibbly is really interesting to me, specifically because he doesn’t seem to affect anyone outside of the day of the Honey Festival. I think he’s entirely fueled by hunger and greed with very little brains or scheming unlike his brothers. But I do like the concept that he can cause a ravaging amount of greed in anyone he wants to possess. Sometimes that’s hunger, sometimes it’s for material possessions or money. His followers seem to be filthy rich, and filled with a hunger for more power. When he feels like messing with someone he causes them to ruin their relationships surrounding them through an uncontrollable greed.

These are mostly just headcanons so let me know what you all think, and if you guys have any other ideas for powers with each of them!

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loooongfurby4444 · 5 months

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Some Hatchetverse Headcanons.

I’ll do the Spankoffski’s

1. This is a common one but Ted is Pete’s guardian.

2.There is no way to convince me they aren’t trans like they are trans. Pete is transmasc (he/him) and bi (with a women and fem Enby preference) and Ted is a transman (he/him) and hetero

3. Pete only remembers a few things before his dad left and that is that he sells women’s shoes and he had beer flavored cough drops. His mom was a larger part of his life, signing him up for dance lessons and helping with Elementary School Homework and Stuff tm.

4. Pete came out and Ted immediately told him about how to impress ladies and took Pete to stores to find his look.

5. Pete is hanging out with Richie a lot. Richie lives with his mom sometimes and his Uncle Paul others. Ted comes along to talk to Paul when Pete is with Richie and/or Ruth, much to Paul’s annoyance.

6. Pete takes T gel so he doesn’t get his insulin and T confused, Ted is afraid of needles so he also does gel

7. Ted wanted Pete to go to abstinence camp because it is a good way to meet people with low standards who will fuck

8. Ted was a fucking nerd in high school

9. Ted puts cheesy notes in Pete’s lunch/snack bag despite Ted refusing to pack it

10.Ted doesn’t die or time travel until later (better not at all) in Pete’s life in the NPMD universe because my heart will stop if he does

#pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #spankoffski bros #spankoffski family #headcanon #hatchetfield starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfield series #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetfield headcanon

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bitter-goodbyes · 5 months

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I can’t explain it, I just feel like Wiggly is a massive gossip

#starkid #starkid productions #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #black friday starkid #black friday musical #wiggog y'wrath #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetfield headcanon #starkid headcanon #npmd headcanons #Black Friday musical headcanons #starkid wiggly #he just seems the type <3 #that’s why Blinky’s his favorite sibling (also headcanon)

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random-jot · 6 months

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Things we know about Sycamores (the other school on Hatchetfield):

• Paul attended there

• a kid named Travis Coulson transferred there from HH to get away from Max’s bullying

• Hatchetfield High kids hated them

• They hated themselves

• Their sports team is the Timberwolves (and presumably mascot is also a Timberwolf) 🐺

• Doesn’t have it’s own theatre department

• We can assume it’s a reasonable distance from HH because Paul says they “bussed us over” to watch the production of Brigadoon that Emma was in

And – this one is just my own personal headcanon – but I’ve always imagined it was an all-boys school. Nothing in canon overtly points to this, (other than the only characters we know who went there are both guys) but as far as I can tell nothing discounts it either

It’s interesting to me that there’s very few canon things that we actually know about Sycamores from canon, despite it being where one of the Main-main characters went

#hatchetfield #hatchetfield theories #hatchetfield headcanon #paul matthews #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #sycamores #hatchetfield high

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nabwastaken · 1 month

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(Asker was shadowbanned on Tumblr so I had to receive the ask on discord lol)

So! What do I think of these shitty cops?? Well....

I feel like Sam would like, jokingly flirt with Bailey (despite being married, I know he's Sam) and Bailey would be very angry and flustered over it

The entire HFPD notices the sexual tension and is just waiting for them to get together.

I feel like at an HFPD company picnic Shapiro would bring Charlotte aside and casually say "oh sorry your husband is cheating on you with his partner" and Charlotte is just like "WHAAAAATT??" but is secretly not surprised

The two of them bicker like and old married couple I swear. There's gotta be one time where they're interrogating some guy who was confused when he found out they weren't a thing and flipped the interrogation on them.

Their dynamic is just a wayyyy more toxic version of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago from B99

They have a bet going on about who can get more arrests. The prize for who wins? Some.. R-Rated stuff..

Sam has a moterbike and Bailey is secretly terrified of that thing. Bro has to clutch onto Sam's shoulders whenever he gets a ride

When Charlotte finds out she's just like "you do you ig. follow your dreams" because she doesn't wanna come off as homophobic if she's (understandably) mad at it

#hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #sam sweetly #officer bailey #charlotte sweetly #detective shapiro #hatchetfield headcanon #shitty cops #nab's answers

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