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ratsarecute4 · 21 hours
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Some Hatchetfield Headcanons
Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school
Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda
Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie
Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency
There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)
Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece
The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol
Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes
The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club
Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes
Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes
No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him
The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding
Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass
Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them
Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again
Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity
Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed
Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase
Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill
Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job
I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology
Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"
Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected
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ratsarecute4 · 21 hours
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we have to talk about jason/richie more
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ratsarecute4 · 4 days
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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ratsarecute4 · 4 days
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Holy shit I just got so scared. I got a Tumblr ad for my old high school but I thought it was someone else's post at first and I freaked out so bad because the ad contained a photo I am in and I thought someone I was following somehow just found a photo of me and posted it
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ratsarecute4 · 6 days
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My sister insists she isn't a terrible cook but today I asked her how she would go about making her favourite food (chicken nuggets) from scratch. She said the first step is to squish the raw chicken into balls with your hands 😭
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ratsarecute4 · 8 days
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"grace chasity is straight and homophobic" to you. i know her personally. she's bisexual. and homophobic.
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ratsarecute4 · 13 days
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If you wanted to deal the most harm possible to Paul Matthews you would have to make him sit through the entirety of the musical Cats. Psychological damage on two different fronts
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ratsarecute4 · 13 days
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Okay, so I've seen a lot of people in this fandom with the headcanon that we never see Stephanie's mom because something happened to her and she went missing. I've seen it go one of two ways, one being that she was Honey Queen, and another being that Solomon traded her to the Lords in Black for power and his position as mayor.
I like the second one better for a couple of reasons because it gets me thinking like, when Grace, Pete, and Steph made the deal with the LiB, it was to give what they cherished most in return for stopping Max. We can assume that Solomon made a similar deal: what he cherished most in exchange for power. In npmd Solomon very obviously wants nothing to do with the Black Book, so we can assume he feels regret over the deal, and doesn't want to ever interact with the LiB again. So, what if the reason he is such a dick to Steph is because he doesn't want to love or cherish anyone again? Because the LiB can take that person from you? And that love becomes a weak point that can be used against you?
He doesn't want to cherish or love Steph, because then the LiB might try to take her away.
Either that or he's just a dick, which could well be it.
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ratsarecute4 · 15 days
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Guys you NEED to start leaving out pies to cool on the windowsill again. It offers much needed enrichment and nutrition for your local population of little hooligan lads playing truant to go fishing on an unusually warm day in early spring that would be entirely wasted spent in the one room schoolhouse learning their letters. They are actually vital to the local ecosystem and their numbers in the wild are dwindling because people don't bother to leave out delicious and easy to steal pastries to cool anymore
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ratsarecute4 · 16 days
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Basil and Scout are too precious
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ratsarecute4 · 17 days
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This protein has a binding site? I didn't even know it was trans?
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ratsarecute4 · 17 days
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Finally I can share with you all my piece from @winds-of-change-zine I had a lot of fun making this piece, and I absolutely loved coming up with designs for the pins and the posters, as well as doing research into alternative fashion. Also I can now read and write fluently in Ninjargon
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ratsarecute4 · 18 days
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I have no explanation for this stupid thing I drew a couple weeks ago except that 1. I was bored in class 2. I wanted to draw a representation of how I spin blorbos in my head and 3. I was taking amitryptaline which was causing me to hallucinate so that probably had a bit of influence on it :/
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ratsarecute4 · 20 days
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Two girls shotgunning albuterol from an inhaler because they both have asthma. Is this anything?
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ratsarecute4 · 21 days
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battle of the teen musical Richards! pick one!
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ratsarecute4 · 23 days
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I slipped a candy bar halfway under my sister's bedroom door, assuming she was asleep and not wanting to bother her by knocking. Instead I heard her shout "FOOD!" and run to the door. Then the candy was dragged the rest of the way in and I heard her tear into the wrapping with animalistic fervor
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ratsarecute4 · 23 days
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this first video on Jon Matteson's tiktok is of him doing the WAP, and while that is surprising, what's more surprising is every comment under that video is some variation of "I don't remember this part of tgwdlm."
tf do you mean you don't remember???
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it was a pretty significant detail
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