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yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)
hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that
#OH AND SOUTH PARK ANTI SHIPPERS. LIKE HELLO?#what do u expect in fandoms for shows like that. offensive content in the offensive show fandom. fork spotted in the kitchen cmon now#dangan//ronpa is also a very funny fandom choice for antis#theres like a whole subcategory thats specifically against shipping characters who canonically killed the other#like hello. you collect teenagers underwear as part of the relationship mechanics#the game is all about kids being forced to kill each other#SORRY ITS LIKE 1AM FOR ME. my brain in silly mode rn#hifumi haters are so funny (derogatory) bc hes literally tsumugi but nicer and dumber. but they like her and not him bc shes hot anime girl#SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF MY DR PHASE. BUT THAT SERIES SHAPED ME AS A TEEN </3#once a makoto kinnie always a makoto kinnie smh#Hghhhh hifumi is so cute and underappreciated#i gotta find the spin off comic where makoto dresses as a maid to help hifumi sell his comics bc it was cute as hell#hifumi getting fandom stereotyped as a perv is so dumb. hes literally only into anime and also maybe makoto.#hes not a perv hes just a DWEEB get it right smh#everyone was always so mean 2 him and i was like. ok.#and then i actually read his stories and yeah hifumi haters lvl 0 reading comprehension#TOO MANY TAGS. im shutting up now.#sitting my tired ass down and trying to be normal#ramble tag
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Next week will be released on Netflix "3 Body Problem" and I'm here to remind you all this series is made and created by not only the two most incompetent writers in the world, but also by two misogynists who wrote rape scenes even when it wasn't needed by the plot, find incest sexy and hot and tried multiple times to romanticize it, have zero respect for their actors seeing them as parrots who are there only to repeat the words they wrote for their characters and are so narcissists that they compared themselves to God.
I'm not going to say don't watch it because everyone should do what they want with their free time, just be aware that THESE are the people you are going to support by watching the series.
#I truly hope it flops like everything else they touch deserves to flop#I don't know the story of the series I know the book has its own fandom and I'm sorry if you are part of it but#I'm going to be against everything that involves these two hacks#the fact that netflix trusts them with another project after what they did to got is beyond me#anti d&d#anti dumb & dumber#anti 3 body problem
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Are you still apart of the ASOIAF fandom by any chance? Did you hear about George Rail Road Martin setting up a patreon lol? Literally anything but finishing those books lmao.
Anon, I longed for this to be a joke but I looked it up and nope it's real he announced it on his blog and okay, I'm sorry, the fact that the heat death of the universe will occur before we get twow aside, this is beyond fucking greedy for a man who is definitely making millions every year what the fuck. He doesn't NEED a patreon.
#anti grrm#you know what he deserved what dumb & dumber did to his books#sorry it's not even the fact that this man will do anything BUT write his fucking book#it's like A PATREON??#THAT IS NOT FOR RICH BITCHES LIKE YOU GEORGE#the lowest tier is $8.50 aud for me so it's probs around 5ish in American dollars and i'm baffled by the greed lmao#he already has so much money and patreon should not be used by people like him#hope all his patron exclusive posts get leaked he doesn't deserve the money#answered#like dude at least scam your audience with your own fucking website you can afford to make it
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The real Arya VS HBO’s Arya. No hate towards Maisie Williams. I have a feeling part of the reason she did not like the role she played was because of how her character was written to be so toxic, as well for constantly wearing the same drab outfit and with dirt smothered on her face constantly for like 4 seasons which can really hurt someone’s self esteem. It’s a tragic thing of what the show did to Arya. A serious insult to the fans and character. I’ll never forgive dumb and dumber. I think about that scene of her and Gendry (s8 ep 2) and more and more I start to suspect it was kinda rapey ngl. Like she just took advantage of him. Yeah he “wanted” it in the end, but like, she didn’t even ask for consent. It just came off so fucking aggressive. I hate how they made her all “dommy mommy” and kinda implied that stupid Hollywood trope of “hahaha man getting raped is funny”. Like bro, in the books, Arya constantly gets threatened by disgusting creeps and rapists. She literally has ptsd from being a child slave and having to work with murderers and RAPISTS. The show was a complete assassination on her character, and as a victim of abuse personally, I take offense to it. The show has a huge fetish with rape and disempowering females and making them do horrific things. It’s disgusting. No wonder Masie hated the role.
#asoiaf#asoiaf fanart#asoiaf art#canon vs non canon#asoiaf meta#got#anti got#anti got Arya#pro asoiaf Arya#favorite#what an insult#dumb and dumber#dan and dave#david benioff#d. b weiss#hbo#fuck off#female character#stupid sjws#Mary sue#a song of ice and fire#procreate#my art#I draw things#fan art#digital art#tumblr art#artists of tumblr#house stark#arya stark
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One of the funniest theories I've seen last year was that viserys ii was actually one of aegon ii's bastards passing off as daemon and rhaenyra's son, meaning that their real son died and daenerys actually comes from the greens' bloodline and not from daemon and rhaenyra. It's not like viserys had 3 siblings who would be able to recognize him or anything lmao
I had actually forgotten about this though @xenonwitch had told me about it a while ago. But WOW. Just... just WOW.
I feel that I want to mock this but this might be a serious disability so I will just stick to silence.
Then again, being a redacted fan means you have to switch off your brain... like if you think that show makes sense we might as long propose ridiculous things like this one and call it a day.
However *deep sigh* I am sorry to inform you all redacted and green fans that I get y'all, I too am disgusted that anything that came out of Matt or Renada will get to live, and I do agree both of them are jokes and I want them gone. Still, this is about the books and actual Daemon and Rhaenyra.
In the books Daemon can indeed get hard and is not a f_cking loser with small D energy. Rhaenyra is not showArya s08 from ep. 1-5 and then this weird version of victim showCersei the rest of the episodes with the charisma of a wet rag who makes anyone that meets her want to slap her. She's not a GIRLBOSS, GATEKEEP, GASLIGHT joke of a character who wants to please her murder daddy. Their sons are much older. They marry each other much sooner (and actually had a proper romance beforehand not wtf Ryan and co came up that makes me wonder how anyone ships Matt and Renada). They have proper personalities and are cool to read about. I could go on.
But bottom line there is 0 doubt that not only the greens are wiped out, but that Daemon and Rhaenyra's line goes on and many houses you see in the main series are actually descendents of theirs - Targaryen, Baratheon, Martell, Plumm...
Viserys II did survive. The moment Aegon III saw him he recognized him. Viserys II knew things that only he could. He still had the dragon egg that had been placed at his cradle with him. Besides being able to recognize him, his siblings would also be able to recognize the egg.
Like...
#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#aegon iii targaryen#viserys ii targaryen#the rogue prince#the princess and the queen#fire and blood#house targaryen#this is what the show creates THIS#but by all means continue to be part of the circus#anti hotd#yeah this take is dumb af but not dumber than what I have seen from redacted sorry#these green/show fans#sigh#popcorn answers
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Song of Ice and Fire being Aegon’s prophecy is sooooo much better than it being a written book stolen from Lord of the Rings
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It's genuinely dispiriting that "people who believe in ancient aliens are stupid" is a controversial take. What's next, "you can't make fun of people who don't believe in evolution" discourse?
honestly if someone spun the talking points the right way i could see the dumber tumblr sj softlords being duped into that position. cross-pollinate a "let people enjoy things" stance with like anti-atheist talking points about "fedora bros" and i could see it happening. maybe use a non-european creation myth to represent the creationist position and frame evolution as "eurocentric" and dumb tryhards with performative white guilt could absolutely get into it.
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It's odd that some people are saying that we need to immediately accept ex-antis into fandoms with open arms lest they relapse into their harassing ways. No, we don't! Trust is earned over time, and you certainly don't need to placate the formerly abusive so they don't abuse again or fall in with the wrong crowd. Come on. There's a bit of Geek Social Fallacy #1 mixed in here too.
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Eh. A lot of what people actually say is that we need to make the bar to changing one's mind lower. And that goes for many kinds of views.
If someone is a dangerous harasser, that's one thing. If they merely had a stupid DNI and thought rape fantasies were unhealthy, they're a lot more likely to stop being an idiot if given space to gracefully back down instead of being raked over the coals.
I do block many of the clowns I see in various posts' comments howling about "fictional CP" and the like. A perma-ban from my discussion space is more than justified.
But I wouldn't characterize them all as active harassers. Many of them are, by their own admission, young and still dealing with abuse trauma that they aren't getting adequate mental health support for. They're highly reactive in those comments and will fight with people who show up to fight with them. They post toxic PSAs to their own tumblrs. It doesn't mean they necessarily also post callouts of specific people, stalk, follow people around bothering them, etc.
It all really hinges on whether "open arms" means "Be personally their friend and be vulnerable with them" or "Do the actual work of deprogramming them yourself in your limited free time" or "Don't ask them to grovel before they're allowed to exist in the main fandom spaces".
I'm not friends with ex-antis for the most part. I laugh in people's faces for their dumb "But isn't X fantasy unhealthy though, on some level???" naivete way too often for that.
But I'm also not worried about taking a personal history of someone's dumber fandom exploits to judge whether they're ~safe~ to have a casual interaction with. There is no litmus test that actually proves someone is safe. It's a matter of instinct and faith.
And anyway, being someone's close friend requires a slightly higher bar than just "They're not a bad person".
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Guess which jjk character/ship the pinterest folder is about based on the titles:
"my beautiful blue eyed child"
"tragic idiots"
"wholesome idiots"
"Getou is biting his own ass in heaven"
"triple trouble"
"dumb, dumber and dumbest"
"loves bread and Malaysia, hates work"
"Monkey Anti"
"baby (emo) Gojo"
"gay besties"
"the badass couple"
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Guess!🧐
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fandom#satoru gojo#satosugu#megumi fushiguro#shoko ieiri#nanami kento#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#nobamaki
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"Rhaegar insisted Aegon’s destiny alone will protect them" what do you mean by this?
I assume this is in regards to this post: x
My point was contrary to what a lot of Rhaegar antis and fans alike believe I honestly don’t think, from Rhaegar’s perspective, he intentionally abandoned his wife and kids.
Don’t get me wrong, the piece of crap was an idiotic deadbeat but I really don’t think he even considered a situation where his wife and kids would die because in his head that genuinely doesn’t make sense.
Everything he’s done was based on the firm belief that Aegon is the PWWP. So how can he die when he has a destiny that needs to be fulfilled? Rhaenys can’t die either, she’s one of the heads and just like their Conqueror namesakes it will be their blood that continues the line of House Targaryen.
This was his logic; as far as he was concerned you could throw them into a burning pit and they’ll come out unscathed because supernatural forces will protect them no matter what. As for Elia I guess he assumed the same forces will protect the mother of the PWWP 🤷🏽♀️
I’m sure people will disagree with me and until George releases The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring we won’t know what the moron was thinking. But this honestly makes the most sense to me; his saviour complex gave him the delusion everything he did was for the “greater good”. This also means his kids will live regardless because they are the "greater good".
It’s the same logic that resulted in Lyanna dying without a midwife or maester, if he has to sacrifice one teenage girl to get Aegon his Visenya and thus save the whole of humanity then so be it. The ends justify the means after all 👍🏾
Alas at the end of the day he was wrong about everything because he’s a twat who is currently burning in the pits of hell for what he did to Elia, Lyanna, his children, their families and the whole of Westeros.
So until proven otherwise I call bs to Dumb and Dumber's fanfiction, it wasn't "love" that had him trap a teenage girl in a tower where she died of blood loss whilst his knights tried to kill her brother. It was the firm belief she'll give him a third head for his son and daughter, so why would he abandon them?
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The sad thing about the flaws in the writing of Batman characters by character:
Batman: Bruce Wayne erasure, edge lord writers who like toxic masculinity and no concept of Bruce’s money as plot.
Dick: His sexualization being used as a joke and nowadays making him a dumb blond stereotype.
Jason: Edgelord writing.
Barbara: Keeping her young and a deeply unsettling thought process of feminism where she is actively being toxic to Dick and just is nasty to Cass and Steph (pre-Batgirls I hope she is better to them in that).
Tim: His writers keep trying to make him relatable by making him chauvinistic, misogynistic, and when they do something interesting it’s either hollow (Sum of Our Parts) or seems like it belongs in an Else World (Red Robin and Gun Batman).
Stephanie: Gets treated like she’s useless.
Cass: Took an extremely nuanced character and reduced her to the pretty Chinese girl who doesn’t speak stereotype which is horrific.
Damian: Trying to mass market him with manga and romance, magic is here for some reason and with the looming potential of his origin being part of the upcoming movie, potentially the destruction of Talia’s reputation again. Have fun with that one Talia fans…
Duke: He doesn’t get written about.
Joker: DC puts him in more stuff than necessary and it dilutes him.
Harley Quinn: Fundamental misunderstanding of her character and the same stupid blondification they give to Dick.
Poison Ivy: The most misanthropic villain is an anti-hero and like Tim is only defined by her relationship (I hope the new Ivy series focuses on her but I haven’t had a chance to read it yet).
Riddler: Lazy in the thought process which you cannot be with him.
Scarecrow/Mad Hatter: Always a lackey, never the rogue.
Killer Croc/Bane: You know they do have brains right? Sure Croc is dumber, but Hannibal Lectoring him to make him scarier doesn’t work when everything is cannibalism and doesn’t fit his history or personality at all.
Two-Face/Catwoman/Penguin: No notes you’re not going too bad with them imo atm.
#Batman#Nightwing#red hood#Red Robin#Robin dC#Oracle dC#spoiler dC#black bat#Joker#Harley Quinn#poison Ivy#riddler#scarecrow#mad hatter#killer Croc#bane#Catwoman#penguin#two-face#I know there’s others/more but I’m trying to be concise#feel free to add or critique#this is more a generalization than anything else though#and honestly I’ll take any good Nightwing stories if there are any
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Anti-romantic || JJk | Ch. 3
Pairings: Boxer!Jungkook x fem!reader || Enemies to lovers, neighbors
Genre: smut, angst, fluff, curse, illegal boxing, violence
Warnings: fuckboy!Jungkook x reader, smut, dirty talk, curse, mention of tarot and fate
Summary: Jungkook had always been carefree when it came to love. He always believed he was worth sharing himself with everyone, and thought it was selfish of him to ever think of keeping himself exclusive to just one person.
And maybe that was exactly what got him into the big problem he was in.
A curse that kept him away from love didn't seem an issue for him. The fact that his ex-girlfriend thought he'd be affected by the idea of the girls he slept with running away from him after sex was ridiculous. She actually did him a favor, and took a burden away from him.
At least that was what he thought at first.
He had never found himself thinking of the possibility of repeating with neither of his hook ups, because they disappeared before he was able to even think about it. But when he makes the mistake of sleeping with the sexy neighbor that lives in front of him, he finds himself hoping to get the chance for a second round every time their paths cross.
Y/n hated him the second he set foot inside the building by the way he started making her life a miserable mess for no reason. Sleeping with him was a big mistake she wasn't thinking of repeating. At least not until he came up with the excuse that she rejected him for a curse. Not only she thought he was annoying, but she was also convinced he was crazy.
There was no way she could take him seriously.
Aprox. time of reading: 14 minutes
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Y/n stopped in front of her elevator, wondering whether she should get in there to get to her floor, and then she looked to her left. She could see the few steps that marked the beginning of a long way up to the third floor, and while she fixed her eyes on the grayish stain -that had been there ever since she moved to the building-, she remembered how judged she felt earlier that day when she joined her colleagues' conversation.
—Your metabolism works like that now, but it'll go all down to your ass if you keep a sedentary life —her brunette coworker sighed—. You'll also feel happier with yourself. You'll feel productive. I promise you, going to the gym will change your life.
Donna was a failed attempt of influencer. Of course she would preach the fitness life she advertised on her social media, she had an image to maintain -even if she was still working in the editorial as the big mouth that made young girls feel bad over not looking like her. Not only teenage girls, Y/n herself let her comment and cocky smile get to her, instantly thinking that she maybe was right.
Her colleague was dumb, but she was even dumber for paying attention to whatever bullshit she said, and choosing to get to her floor through the stairs.
She didn't go to the gym, but she had a long route -coming and going- from her place to the station, and from the station to the workplace. It wasn't like she didn't move throughout the day. Actually, she thought she moved a little bit too much.
After reaching the second floor, she could feel that burning sensation on her calves, rising to the back of her knees. But she still ignored it, cheering herself with the idea of being almost there.
Pulling from the railing, she gave herself the last impulse to give the first step on the third floor, sighing with a tired smile as she threw her head back. Although it was soon replaced by a whine as she bent her body onwards, assuring herself she wouldn't be as dumb to do that again, unless she had no other choice.
As she looked down, she noticed all the traces of her neighbor's moving were completely gone: there were no small cork balls, the huge box was also gone... and so it was the small note she hung on his door.
Her shoulder sank to her sides when she turned around and realized the note changed its position, going from his door to being hung at hers then. She hurried to the door, taking the piece of paper, just to see he wrote something under her first note.
"It's easier for me to understand things when someone speaks to me directly, instead of leaving notes"
And the smiley face next to it almost made her lose it.
Her right eye started throbbing, almost blinking by itself as she crumpled the paper in her hand. But even in that situation, she tried to find as much inner peace as possible, slowly turning around to his door when she felt the throb almost disappearing.
If he wanted her to speak to him directly, she would.
She rang his bell once... twice... three times. She knocked on his door, and waited for him to open it, only to be paid back with silence.
Maybe if she had had a good day -instead of being questioned about her habits-, and maybe, just maybe, if she had slept properly -which was ironic whose fault it was-, she probably wouldn't have gone the bad route. But she was tired, angry, and the rope to her patience kept shortening a little.
Twisting her lips, she took out her phone and opened the residents' group chat.
Y/n: The last few days a few annoying and noisy activities had been carried out. In order to keep the good environment in the building, I ask for the new resident to adapt to the norms and respect that are part of our building. Thank you.
She closed the app and locked her screen, saving the phone back in her jacket as she made her way to her apartment.
She couldn't feel bad about it even if she thought about it. She called out his attention in a respectful and private way, and he mocked her for it. Now she was sure he would indeed understand what the characters on the text were saying. And if he wasn't able to understand what was written, at least shame would get to him.
Shame would get to him... What a joke that was.
Her neighbor was indeed in the residents' group chat, and he did read her text, that was why he clapped back with something that had nothing to do with the noise.
Unknown: Since we're at it. I would also like to talk about something that's also been bothering me since I moved in. I come pretty late at night, and I always end up wet because 3A waters her plants in the balcony that's on the street side.
Not only did she think it was the dumbest complaint he could think of, it was also a lie. By the time she watered her plants, he wasn't even home. She knew it because the way he interrupted her sleep followed an annoying pattern that always started around three and four in the morning.
Either way, that message took Roger not longer than half a day to show up at her door, reaching out to her in a friendly way about the flowers issue. He was something like the person in charge to keep the good environment in the building, and to keep note of every complaint or any problem that could come up regarding the place they were living -at least regarding the common areas.
—So you come to talk to me, but you don't talk to him? —she raised her eyebrows, crossing her arms over her chest.
—I did talk to him —he passed his hand over his shaven head—. Yesterday morning before he left for work. And it seems like he was rational about it, so I'm asking you to take the flowers away. Use plastic ones, you won't have to water them. It's a win win —he suggested with a forced smile.
Y/n gave in, but not without throwing a killing glare at his closed door, before she made sure to slam the door as hard as possible before she stepped back inside. On one hand, she did it because of the little problem she had with it. But on the other hand, she felt chills running down her spine as the walls vibrated to the sound.
Never, in the year and a half she had been living there, she had been called out for anything. And after he showed up, she felt judged and cornered for the dumbest reasons. The fact that it also happened the only day she'd stay home, because she finally managed to get her landlord to hire someone to repair the door, made her even more frustrated.
She tried to distract herself by doing some cleaning, and hung out the washing on the edge of the window that was on the common interior courtyard of the building.
Maybe she shouldn't have done it, but her rage was acting on her behalf. Pressing her lips together, she used the broomstick to reach out to the velvet shirt that was hanging on his clothesline under his window. She had no idea what she wanted to do with it, but she gasped when instead of hooking it up around the tip, it fell three floors down.
Could be that was even better.
With a smirk, she picked up the bottle of bleach that was saved in one of the lower drawers in her kitchen, throwing a bit over the wrinkled fabric.
—You're bothered about water. Let's see if it's better with bleach.
Y/n closed her window, and drew the thin white curtain, after all of her clothes were hanging, taking the rest of the morning to wait for someone that should be about to come.
Jungkook woke up with a groan, rolling in his bed, stretching his body with a smile when he realized he had been able to sleep without being interrupted by his neighbor.
It was the first time since he moved there that he was able to sleep those seven hours in a row -because not even the weekends were an excuse for some little peace between them. In a good mood, he walked around his home, tidying some things up.
Honestly, one of the girls was right. He felt way better after all of the boxes were gone and he found some stability in the order he settled. It felt like his home, finally.
His mood was still cheerful, despite noticing one of the most expensive shirts he owned on the floor of the common courtyard. Could be he didn't place it properly, or maybe the pinches broke, since the two of them were also on the floor.
Jungkook walked down the stairs, giving little jumps until he reached the entrance to that common area -that he found quite useless. His mood changed in a matter of seconds, after he picked up his shirt. There was a huge stain that adopted a pink-ish tone that stood out among the velvety ones. As he raised it to check it better, a strong chemical odor he slightly recognized filled his nostrils, forcing him to lower his arms.
—That crazy psycho —he muttered, looking up at her window.
That shirt cost him seven stitches on his eyebrow, after he fell knocked out in a fight. He had allowed that other bigger boy to break his face, because it was dealt that way between that other guy's trainer and him. And that maniac destroyed it in a matter of seconds.
While he looked at the stain on his shirt, he found a man curiously looking at the entrance while he waited for the lift. And judging by his uniform and the tool case he was carrying, he guessed he wasn't there to pay a visit to someone.
—Woodsbroz? —Jungkook asked, raising his eyebrow.
—Ah yeah —the man smiled—. We work with wood, but mainly doors and windows.
He smirked, nodding at the information, although he wasn't genuinely curious. He was just thinking out loud, unaware that the man could easily hear him. That smirk quickly disappeared, turning into a thinking expression when the man hit the third floor button before he could.
—Are you going to work at the 3A? —Jungkook casually asked, turning to him.
—Yeah, why? —the man frowned.
The younger boy grimaced at the comment, auguring anything but good news to the older man at his right.
—She isn't home today —Jungkook lied.
—Seriously? —the man scoffed, tilting his head annoyed— I was pretty clear that I'd come, and they assured me there would be someone waiting for me. How am I supposed to work like this? —he mumbled to himself.
—Yeah, some people have no respect —Jungkook agreed—. Well, have a nice day —he greeted them when they reached his floor.
—Have a nice day. Thanks for warning me.
Y/n ran to the door when she heard the sound of the elevator reaching her floor, looking through her peephole, but only seeing a tall auburn man with short hair. She wasn't quite sure of who he was, but he did look good from behind, even if he was wearing baggy clothes that barely allowed her to admire him properly. But all that attraction slowly vanished when he twisted his tattooed wrist, opening the lock and stepping inside the house she had been having nightmares with.
So that man was the one she started a war with? She was damned.
Her blood was boiling after she called her landlord, and he told her the company did send someone, but they were told no one was at home. Her jaw was clenched so tight that she could almost hear her teeth squeaking as soon as she was aware of what happened.
Of course her neighbor had something to do with the fact that her door would still not close properly.
She lost one day of work, which meant losing ten dollars in subsistence allowance, and she was convinced she'd have to lose another day of work to be able to be home when the carpenter showed up again, which meant the loss of another ten dollars. And the fact that she wasn't going to work, and there was no way she could justify it, also meant she would have an absence of two days and she wouldn't be paid for those days either.
Of course that morning she wouldn't let him sleep, sticking her wireless speaker to their shared wall to blast some 90s techno songs. There was no response on his side though, until late into the night, that he started kicking the wall past twelve.
And he played it double.
She didn't know. She thought that maybe he was waiting for her next move until the old lady from the 2B apartment knocked on her door with a dirty letter on her name.
Her breathing was faster, her chest was bulking with anger when she saw the stains of sauces on a penalty fee that would have cost her three hundred dollars if her neighbor hadn't noticed it in the bin. She had enough with being called out in the middle of nowhere after she tried to sneak in the subway, because she realized way too late she didn't pay for the monthly pass three days into the month, to having to add a bigger amount of money to pay.
She could only think about how she hoped he didn't dare to make a sound that night.
But of course 3B was going to do the exact opposite she wanted. She moaned into her pillow when his headboard started kicking the shared wall with a rhythm move, slowly being followed by some whines and groans.
As usual, Y/n kicked back. As expected, she was completely ignored, which added with what happened earlier that evening, didn't help to rub her inner peace.
She thought of where to hit him to hurt him the most, and it was when she remembered the drill she bought shortly after she moved there, to assemble some of the furniture that didn't come with the house. She placed the biggest drill bit until it clicked, starting the engine a few times to make sure it worked.
Jungkook, whose face was sunk on the neck of the brunette he took home, moved up slightly at that weird sound, looking down at her. Maybe he was already imagining things, or so he thought when she looked up to him, confused at his sudden move. He simply shook his head, bending over again to kiss her before she made them roll over the mattress so she would be on top of him.
It was the last move she could do before the thick drill bit crossed the wall, at the length of Y/n's head -more or less-, over the part that was closer to the corner rather than the bed.
The girl hopped off Jungkook scared, looking at the small hole that had been formed in front of their eyes.
—The fuck? —Jungkook mumbled, kneeling on the bed to see it better.
But even if he had wanted to pay more attention to it, he still tried to ignore it, trying to reach the girl that was now sitting on the bed, trying to be as far from the wall as possible.
—She's just a crazy lady. Let's get back to where we were —Jungkook tried to convince her.
But Y/n's voice, warning them of consequences if they kept bothering her, made the girl push him away as Jungkook chuckled at the tone of voice his neighbor was using.
—Are you fucking serious right now? You think this shit is funny? —the girl reproached him— You're insane —she concluded, getting up to get dressed.
Jungkook simply laid on his bed, still giggling at the length his neighbor went to to keep that push and pull game they had going on alive. He knew any other person wouldn't have found the funny part of that at all, but he couldn't help it. It was way too comedic to ignore it.
—Do you want me to call you? —he asked.
—Don't —she rushed to answer—. In fact, don't approach me if you see me on the street. Forget I exist.
Not like it was difficult for him either. Added to his lack of desire to see her again, they were living in Chicago. The chances of them coming across one another were quite low.
After he was left alone again, he curiously peeked through the hole Y/n had just created, disappointed at seeing no one there. His neighbor had a screw loose, but she certainly was a good sight by the little he saw of her his second day in the building.
Jungkook stepped back startled when suddenly his vision was obstructed by a ball of paper.
—I didn't think you were the shy type —he commented.
—Not only disrespectful and noisy, you're also a voyeur —she replied back—. You do have all the negative traits someone could find in a person.
He smirked, finding himself somehow attracted to the melodic voice behind that wall.
She could only hope what happened that night would make things calmer for them. But no. She was sure he was even louder on purpose, and it was driving her insane. To the point where she ended up calling the police, only to be told that if she had a problem, she should simply buy herself a pair of plugs and let people live. She remembered how embarrassed, yet annoyed, she felt that night. Right after talking with her neighbor, they knocked on her door to tell her there were more serious problems than hearing her neighbor having sex. And if there was a problem, she should try to speak to him directly.
As if she hadn't tried that already.
Through his peephole, Jungkook giggled at his neighbor's expression after the cops left, and how she threw a death glare at him before she went back to her apartment and closed her door.
It was when, after a few times, one of her phone calls was answered with a "You again?", that she knew it would be of no help.
So, after feeling hopeless and completely by herself in that fight, she decided to play his game again. If he played music late into the night while she was asleep, she started her morning making noise, moving things and hitting their shared wall, until it was time for her to leave back to work.
If he was noisy, she was even noisier.
The loud sounds of pans, or her just accidentally hitting the wall, were getting to his last nerve. Usually, he never woke up any earlier than eleven, because his trainings never started before two in the afternoon, and until then Jimin was the one looking after the gym. But ever since they started that small war between them, his schedules started to change.
It was as if there was a constant war between them, and neither of them could find a way to stop it.
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ok so this anti is really encouraging a real, living person to hurt themselves and THEN they dare say theyre the normal people. theyre not. telling someone that they should continue to hurt themselves isnt normal nor okay
Yes. They say I am the harmful one. They also suicide baited me, but it was much less effective because they only used symbols that looked like letters so I couldn’t take it seriously, and we had this interaction:
So yeah… they really do prove that the average person is pretty dumb but half the world is dumber then that.
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I have a genuine question for some of the people that make ASOIAF art, why do some of you draw Arya with features that resemble mixed Stark and Tully, despite the fact that she’s literally describe as having zero physical resemblance to her mother? Like, part of the reason she’s so self conscious is because she doesn’t have red hair, not even red-brown. It’s literally brown, a dark brown according to art that GRRM approved of officially. She doesn’t have freckles, and her eyes are dark grey, like Jon, and like Lyanna. Why do people wanna draw some future Arya being taller than sansa also? Why can’t Arya just be short? Is there something wrong with being short? Is Arya just not allowed to be herself? Why does it feel like everyone is trying to change Arya from who she really is and what she actually looks like? Even the show runners completely obliterated her personality since episode 1. Like wtf? Arya is 4’0” by age 10, she has dark brown hair, sad grey eyes and grim stark face. A 4’0” 10 year old isn’t going to grow up to be 5’7”-5-9” later on. That’s just unrealistic. She’s short. It’s part of what makes her, so distinctly Arya! Part of the reason she’s so self conscious is because of her appearance and the fact that she has zero resemblance to Sansa. I want Arya to grow as a character and to learn to love herself as who she is! Short and stark as ever! I want her to accept herself as she is, and I feel like the people who try to change her, to the point that she’s not even recognizable anymore, just do not appreciate as her as a character. At most she’d probably be 5’3”. Even 5’5” is a stretch. She’s like a tiny angry kitten with messy fur lol. I think it’s adorable and idk why some of y’all wanna change that so badly 😭
“She even looked like Jon, with the long face and brown hair of the Starks, and nothing of their lady mother in her face, or her coloring”.
As a 5’3” woman with 2 older sisters, and one younger, and a mother who are all taller than me ranging from 5’5” to 5’7”, I love the fact that I have a character I can relate to that looks different from her mom and sister and is also the short one of the family. It’s just so nice to have that lol, so yeah it’s definitely personal, and some people might find it silly, but yeah, I get mad when people try to draw Arya in a way that doesn’t even fit her description, physically wise, and personality wise. Like people do not respect her. It makes me sad honestly. Just like in the books, where people like her sister wishing Arya was different lol. Some of you are irl Sansas and it shows lmao. Let Arya be her short skinny little tomboy self who likes picking flowers and can make friends with literally anyone who’ll show her basic decency.
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Okay, this one got submitted to me, so lets take a look.
Okay, first things first. This is a pretty solid first page. It immediately establishes our protagonist, an external conflict (”broken rules”) and an internal conflict (”What am I if I’m not obedient”) in three panels and fifteen words. This is a page that makes me want to read more. Good job!
This leads into a scene that we later realize is a few minutes ago, and I like that the first page was “smoky” like that, which made it feel more like an “intro page” than the actual page 1 of the story. If there had been a detailed background this transition would’ve been more jarring but as is it works.
Your getting a lot of mileage out of this art. I like that our unnamed trans catgirl is sitting with her legs crossed in a feminine way, and the way the director is covering the P in the sign in the background. HERE TO HELL!
Anyway, our catgirl escapes in a smokey pod while she has a think, letting us know we’ve “caught up” to the intro. Cool.
She’s found by a group of normal people who awkwardly explain to the black person that slavery is bad, which is an unfortunate blocking decision. Also, I feel like the preceding 16 pages did such a good job explaining the helpers that this exposition is redundant, and it makes Isabelle (who we soon learn is in “the resistance”) look a little dumb, like she joined an anti-slavery network but is only learning about slavery just now. This is kind of nitpicking, I know, but the comic’s been really smooth up until here and this has been the first speed bump I’ve noticed.
Okay, so, our protagonist is technomagically compelled to fall in love with Isabelle, who is also the most anti-slavery member of the group. There’s a lot to unpack there, and me saying that isn’t a criticism.
Isabelle reveals this is a t4t romance and I’m not sure how I feel about the trans flag being in grayscale there. Like, the whole comic’s in greyscale, so it fits, but also the only way to tell it’s a trans flag is from context because otherwise it’s just kind of stripes.
On the other hand, even ignoring my shit ten-seconds-in-MS-Paint recoloring skillz, busting out the Sin City splash colors makes it really fourth wall breaking, but it’s literally a giant trans flag magically appearing so that ship’s sailed....but also if you ever want to print this book it’d be pain....but also also you could keep the spot colors in the book maybe....I dunno. I’m bouncing back and forth on it.
Anyway, Isabelle names her pet slave Pandora.They go to a doctor and are all “Can catgirls get HRT” and the Doctor’s all “Fuck if I know, let’s ball” and I’m not sure if that’s handwaving away a detail in the service of the main story or setting up Pandora having an allergic reaction that causes anime shenanigans to happen. Either/or in this comic
Pandora offers to be a sex slave and Isabella is like :| and they sleep next to each other in an awkward but happy embrace that feels like this comic could end there and be a complete short story, one that I’d say is pretty good.
There’s another six chapters, and I kind of skimmed them and I’m still a little iffy on the resistance side of the story, but at the least this is a pretty solid opening.
I got to admit, though,...I’m not super fond of the handling of the cops. Not that it’s Objectively Wrong, but I feel like they’re not quite bumbling enough to be comedy foils but they’re too bumbling to be dramatic threats so they’re just kind of there.
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My subjective suggestion is think about making the cops even dumber. Having them come in guns ablazing as a serious threat like in the Matrix or whatever doesn’t seem like it’s the tone you’re going for, and you can always have the rich people have Elite Private Security if you need a scary competent villain later.
All-in-all, though, I think this is comic is well-done!
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Hi I just saw another really dumb Hazbin take. Like even dumber than the “I must inflict my headcanon upon all of canon,” one.
It’s below the cut because I fear people may lose braincells reading it. Heed the cw tags.
Someone said that Cherri, Pen, and Viv, herself, are clearly straight because they’ve only (to this person’s knowledge) publically shown interest in the opposite gender.
Yup. They’re out here gatekeeping bisexuality in both the cartoons and the irl human person creating them now.
I genuinely cannot tell if this was a bait account or not because this is the both the kind of wild take that I have come to expect from antis and a very common biphobic sentiment.
Like, first of all, Cherri’s on screen for like less than an hour in total. Second of all, Viv does not owe you a list of all the people she’s been attracted to??? Nobody does???
Hi, welcome to the LGBT community. Oh, you’re bisexual? You’re gonna need to fill out forms 15A through 44C. I’ll also need a list of at least 3 men and 3 women you’ve had romantic and sexual relationships with, with pictures and contact info. If it skews too far in either direction, you need to consider that you’re a big faker attention seeker and actually just straight/gay. Also, if you’re monogamous and/or focus your attention on one person of either binary gender, you’ve made your choice and are no longer bisexual, if you ever were to begin with.
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