Mass-Murdering God Ruby Rose

Blake: Hm... You make a fair point. I guess I'll concede on that.

Ruby: Well, you didn't make it easy for me. You make quite a good argument, B.

Ruby: (Thinking) But not good enough to find me out! You fool, it's already too late. Jaune's already sold his soul and can already see your name and life span! All I need to do is get him alone so he can tell me your real name. Then I'll just right your full name in the Death Note Kill Log.

Ruby: It's been fun, B.

Ruby: (Yawns) It's getting late. Maybe we should call it a night. Is it okay if I said good night to Jaune alone?

Jaune: Aw, Ruby, you don't have to be so embarrassed. I can give you a good-night kiss any time you want.

Ruby: Th-Thats not what I meant!

Blake: Hm, I guess so. A girl does need her sleep. But it is about dinner time, so why don't we order some fast-food take-out? My treat, of course.

Ruby: Mm... Dinner does sound real good!

Ruby: DAMMIT! I should've known this wouldn't have been so easy! She's being cautious, even now. I can't be too suspicious. Just a few more minutes...

Jaune: Ooh, a free meal would be great!

Ruby: So what did you have in mind, B?

Blake: Hm, a fair question. How about we order Winty's? We could split a four-for-four. How does that sound?

Ruby: Hm, that does sound pretty good...

Ruby: Winty's 4-for-4?! Do you really believe I'm that dense?! Of course I know the Winty's 4-for-4 sandwich, nuggets, fries, and drink, would barely be enough for either of us!

Ruby: But you knew I'd think that, didn't you, Huntress?

Ruby: W-Wait! Wouldn't a five lien giga bag be more appropriate, since there's more of us?

Blake: Oh, how very perceptive, Ruby. Yes, I suppose that would be more fair.

Blake: (Thinking) So I was right. Even though I offered to pay, she still chose the more expensive option. I'd expect nothing less from a mass-murdering psychopath like you, Reaper. But...

Ruby: With the 4-for-4 price so close to five lien as it is, it only makes sense to spend a few cents extra. You can't pin anything on me.

Ruby: Face it, B. This pitiful Hail Mary of yours is all for nothing-

Jaune: Hey, can we get Burrito Bar instead?

RB: Burrito Bar?

Blake: How... interesting...

Ruby: JAUNE, YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!

Ruby: Are you trying to get us alone? B CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT!

Blake: Burrito Bar? Why in the world he suggest that? Is this part of your game, Reaper?

Jaune: (No thoughts, Head empty)

Ruby: There's something here... Something I'm not seeing... Wait! The Burrito Bar was found in the same year Nicholas Schnee died!

Blake: Nicholas Schnee had 14 letters in his name, his name making 2 words, which makes 16. His granddaughter, Weiss, became Ruby Rose's partner in the middle week of March.

RB: Beware the Ides of March!

Ruby: The first King of Vale worshipped the Brothers as gods of life and death. Vita et mors. But why them? Why? Unless...

Ruby: Unless he's referring to Crocea Mors, the Yellow Death, his own weapon! Yellow Death is also an illness that results from undercooking tortillas! Tortillas like the Burrito Bar's Golden King! I get it, Jaune! You're saying you'll kill her, right here and now! Yes! Do it, Jaune!

Ruby: Tell B you want a Golden King and secure my place as the god of the new world order!

Blake: So that's your plan? Well do your worst, Reaper! This room is bugged and being recorded like you wouldn't believe. Every single move you make will be seen everywhere! Make your move, Jaune Arc!

RB: DO IT! NOW!

Jaune: Wait...

Jaune: Can you even get a Deluxe McBurg at Burrito Bar?

Ruby: (Tackles Blake, Punches her)

Salem: (Watching from the shadows, Smirks) Heh heh heh... Hamburger...

Okay so i have an idea- TMC but with a storyline based off of FAITH. basically a crossover. ik it's been done before but i'd like to present my own take on it. Long ass character info list under the cut

Btw if you wanna rb this, please do! It let's me know people are interested

To start, I think the AU would/should be called When Faith Prevails.

The cult still exists, Preacher is the leader of the lower ranking members. The cat is the cult mascot because yes. I'll elaborate later.

All of the humans are traumatized!! Yaaaaay!!!

Mark (Father Heathcliff)

- 36

- absolute wet cat of a man

- takes on a role similar to John

- decided he wanted to be a priest so he could help people. Only wanted to become a priest after an incident in his childhood in which he attempted to finish an exorcism. One which the priest that had been called to the scene died during.

- Continuing the above, the faithful boy did what he could, as he was instructed to by O'Brien. He wasn't fast enough.

- Insomnia, night terrors, PTSD, anxiety, depression

Dave (Father Lee)

- late 50's

- Takes on a role similar to Father Garcia because it's fucking hilarious to me to imagine Dave blasting a demon with a shotgun

- he's too cool that's why he dies later

- cares for Mark a lot, considers him family

- became a priest due to his Visions (TM) as a child. He's been revered as a holy prophet since.

- somehow the most stable guy in this entire AU, had a good family life, decent childhood, stayed out of trouble, a very good child. He's mostly chillin, save for the fact that he Witnesses The Horrors every night in his sleep.

Father O'Brien

- died during an exorcism.

- he done goofed.

Cesar Torres

- Died at 16, somehow aged as a ghost? maybe because he's still attached to his body.

- a spirit bound to what's left of his mortal form. Cannot be at peace until his body is killed.

- an alt possessed him and took his body during a botched attempt to exorcise it out of his house. Turns out there was more than one.

- "talks" to Mark sometimes (leaves things out that mean different things, writes notes)

- "bleeding" constantly

- hates seeing Mark spiral like this

"Cesar Torres"/Alt Cesar

- Killed Cesar and took over his body.

- watch it gain humanity later (i'm sorry but giving Alts humanity and then making them spiral is my favorite thing to do. It's so much fun to watch an unfeeling entity, one made to kill, drive itself insane over being a failure)

- they/it at first, he/it later on.

Sarah Heathcliff

- before i go on, this is only an AU loosely based on FAITH. That being said, Lisa (or any replacement thereof) x John (or any replacement thereof) does not exist.

- 32

- Mark's distant sister, lives in the Cult's apartment building.

- stays away from religion because of her childhood

- some flavor of emotional management issues, that's what makes her so easy for an Alternate to manipulate/begin to possess.

Thatcher Davis

- look, i refuse to make him as young as he is canonically. not as old as Dave, but close. bro is at least in his 40's here. maybe very early 40's but 40s nonetheless.

- cop that hangs around the church for security.

- hangs out with Dave, calls him old man a lot

- trauma. so much trauma.

- Dave taught him how to exorcise an alt out of a given place, but Thatcher has something stronger (a gun)

- "I'm a brave boy" *Sees an alt* "NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS"

Ruth Weaver

- used to live in the cult apartment building.

- She was sacrificed.

- Thatcher is still looking for her.

- He won't like what he finds.

Adam Murray

- He's just Michael Davies here what else can i say

-17

- humanity? gone. none left.

- he's in so much pain all the fucking time help him

Jonah Marshall

- Adam's best friend

-18

- alive. for now.

- anxiety, so much anxiety, hallucinates a lot.

- he knows how to use a GUN in this one folks

Lucifer/The Morningstar/ UNSPEAKABLE

- you see how he looks in canon? make it worse. make it a million times more uncomfortable to look at.

- eyes. All of the eyes. So many eyes.

- limbs? Many. Wings? Yeah, he has those too. They're leathery and bat-like with a layer of blackened feathers along the top.

- merciless

- created the alternates to twist the world to his design.

- likes to watch humans go mental, it's so funny to him <3

Important side characters (mostly Alts)

Six/The Anglerfish

- lures children in to either make them join the cult or sacrifice them, often replaces them with an alt to "spread the vision of it's creator"

- Warned Mark of what was to happen, was there to observe Mark failing his best friend

- bastard. Kill him. Right now.

- him and stanley are one in the same. Six is the anglerfish hiding in the darkness behind its lure. A monster behind a friendly face.

Preacher

- Kind of equivalent to Malphas but usually takes a form like that of Miriam's

- right hand to the UNSPEAKABLE

- bastard boy bastard boy bastard boy

- manipulative little prick

The Sacrifices

- various sacrificed animals possessed by lower ranking alts

Goat

- THE fucked up sacrifice

- little fucking bitchass daddy's boy. Asskisser of the antichrist. Desperate for the UNSPEAKABLE'S attention

- Alu's replacement

Can I ask you about shipping? Do you ship every ship you rb to your blog? Is there a reason you don't tag ships? Are there any bsd ships you don't like?

Sure. No I don't. Yes there is. And yes.

Extended explanation (warning: long)

I will pretty much rb most fanart I find something I like about or looks nice irregardless of the ship or intention of the artist (whether it is ship art or not). I also don't care about a lot of ships (more in a "yeah sure whatever floats your boat" or "that could be fun, sure" type of way), or have such a casual attitude towards them it doesn't matter to me.

For fic, if the tags match up with what I like or think would be interesting, don't include any of my hard no's, and the summary catches my attention I will read whatever if I feel like it. Though for mutuals or ppl I talk to sometimes I have tried to read things that I wouldn't usually, sometimes it has been a happy surprise, other times I can't really get into it or there is something about it I just can't fuck with even though their writing is good. With art it matters even less though.

I have also been "sold" on ships by other people through fic and art as well. Because I will consider *mostly* anything, at least for a moment.

I decided early on to not tag ships. This is for multiple reasons.

1. My tagging system is detailed and organized but tagging ships makes it more complicated.

2. I would have to determine if the art was intended to be ship art or not before tagging just because of how I am. This is an extra step which gets more complicated if I am rbing from someone else because it means I have to click through every time to see the OPs original tags assuming they exist.

3. I never have the desire to search my own blog by ship. Only by character.

There are bsd ships that don't exist to me, ones I don't like, and there are bsd ships I am completely indifferent to/don't get it. I'm not going to list everything, I don't know every pairing that exists, I am surely forgetting things, and you didn't ask for specifics. So I will keep this part shorter than I could but me not listing something doesn't mean I like it or actively ship it. It just might fall into the "doesn't exist to me" or "have never thought about/don't really give a shit/forgot it existed even" category.

Any ship involving underage characters (or underage versions of characters who are presently adults) do not exist to me. As in, I'm pretending it doesn't happen for my own peace, and if I have the misfortune of seeing it I block with the quickness.

I don't like Morizai or Dazaku (in any interation including Beast version).

I am not okay with Fukuran at all.

I am not a fan/don't understand Kunichuu or Kunichuuzai or Kunichuuwhatever Kunikida and Chuuya polyship of the hour is.

I'm really mid on Kousano though I will rb art of them because I am always happy to see art for bsd women. Would probably never read fic with them though specifically/intentionally as I don't understand the pairing much.

Odazai is not something I ship but when he dies he is 23 and Dazai is 18 so I don't understand ppl who give others serious flack for shipping them in dark era (when Dazai is an adult though), or shipping Beast Odazai or AUs where Oda lives and they are both adults.

I mention this because this one I have seen just get thrown around a lot with a bunch of moral outrage with it, and I personally don't get it.

Okay, but what about my girl Cassiopeia "under the table after one glass of wine" The First? Thinking about her sex life in her post-Nigella era makes me mega sad, but she lived for a few thousand years, and I want to understand where she found her pleasure. As the most domestic member of Team Lyctor, she doesn't strike me as particularly freaky (but, again, she lived for a few THOUSAND years, so the concept of "freaky" becomes progressively more subjective). Thus, I am on the fence about the extent of her participation in The Sexy Parties™. But, then again... sloppy drunk. I could see her getting with Anastasia as a comfort thing since they were close, but Anastasia was never on the Mithraeum, so that's right out. Also, Anastasia's type appears to be seven-foot-tall blondes, so... Is there a universe in which she served half her severed finger for dinner, not as an accident, but in an attempt to woo Cyrus? (Probably not lmao) Did she have sex with some ghosts? (Did Augustine?) Anyway, if anyone had thoughts, I figured it might be you!

but, again, she lived for a few THOUSAND years, so the concept of "freaky" becomes progressively more subjective

THIS. She was married :)) she liked to cook :)) she kept her wife's ceramics collection :)) but she was also an immortal RB expert AND a sloppy drunk so she definitely got sloshed and had fun with the others. Then she woke up, she put herself together, and buried herself in work for like a century.

By the way! The fact that Cassiopeia was apparently super possessive of Nigella and that they had been married in another life and STILL Nigella died for her (and she was far from the last to ascend!) tells me that Cassy's ascension was something like G1deon & Pyrrha, where Nigella went to her death with her eyes open and saying something like, I love you, I'm giving you my life, live well for me and use it—I think she carried less grief than someone like Mercy, who never got to make a choice or say goodbye, and genuinely DID try to not live in regret and do something worthwhile with her immortality and power.

Also. Augustine INVENTED ghost blowjobs. I'm less sure about anyone else but now I choose to believe that YES Cassiopeia did fuck the ghosts. Why not!

Niche Nona liveblogging: John 20:8 - Day Three

For fun and my own future reference, and to contain as many spoilers as possible, I am liveblogging NTN but consolidating my thoughts and some lines that especially jump out at me. Yes, there will be utterly too much attention to old Lyctor lore. I am what I am. I’m consolidating these roughly into thirds + scheduling them in intervals. I am not sure how interesting this will be but!! If you want to see me scream at every passing mention of Mercymorn, this is the place. Also apologies in advance for not editing. Spoilers up until page 129 in the hardcover, or the Day Three divider. 

“It was me and A—and M—at the start.” I know we’ve already got these first two chapters in the previews, but from this initial moment, I, and my Augustine&Mercymorn (and Augustine/Mercymorn) was sated and thanked Tamsyn Muir infinitely for sustenance. I was extremely vindicated to learn Mercy was medical and extremely thrown but delighted to hear Augustine was also a scientist, but of course “handled the shareholders.” God. “You know the worst part? She cried. She and A—both cried. In each other’s arms, like babies. They were so fucking scared.” At which point I was overwhelmed because of course, of course, they repeat and repeat and the potential that Augustine and Mercymorn lived and died as A—and M—died? I must sit down. Things that I obviously think and will state here, once, but assume it is happening over and over again: Nona, I love you, I love you, I love you. Pyrrha Dve, I love you, I am free on Monday, I am free on Tuesday, I am free on whatever days I am not promising to Camilla Hect, whom I love and am free on Monday, on Tuesday, on—and Palamedes, you are nice too. Also let’s quickly discuss these 10ish chapters in whole. I have always been team Nona is Alecto in whomever’s body. And we stake out, here, that I’ll be assuming it is Harrow’s body and Alecto’s soul. This assumption driven a) contextually, we know this was supposed to a blip in Alecto initially and frankly it being Alecto’s soul makes the most sense, sorry to meta-game, but b) that John is talking to ‘Harrow’ but clearly reciting Alecto’s history, or his history with Alecto and c) the end of John 5:20/start of Chapter 7 demonstrates that we only get John-to-‘Harrow’ when Nona is asleep, suggesting a tie (ingenious btw) and d) Nona being mistaken for a fourteen year old reads much more strongly of Harrow’s body (angry gothic shrimp) than Gideon’s (which, at last update, was perfectly preserved, with we assume muscle intact). I further subscribe to the Resurrection Beasts are the souls of the planets and Alecto is the RB of earth. We’ll pivot from these assumptions as necessary, but here’s where I’ve hedged my bets! Okay. “It was no fun, my child.” Take a shot every time Pyrrha is parental and then flashback to when Pyrrha just wanted to know why Wake had brought the baby and think very deeply about, I believe, Pyrrha’s longing to be parental. Pyrrha Dve, adopt me. “Nine million, Pyrrha. That’s the equivalent to the whole of the Seventh and Eighth put together.” This figure genuinely shocked me & I did not realize the scale of the empire and also that Silas was truly in charge of over a million people?? Props to that anemic teen. That is a big cult. (I am once again begging someone to show me the Eighth.) “You should… Gideon used to think about running away there. I know how to farm.” Previously stated, but I cannot believe Em and I called Gideon farming vibes (close enough!), Cassy lawyer vibes, and Mercy pre-med vibes. That’s almost a full bingo row! Anyway, eating up every detail about Gideon and signs of agency with a fork. “One of the reasons that they called her Nona was that the first thing she ahd said, when they saved her and brought her was ‘No, no.’” Having also participated in Nabokov brainrot rummer (shoutout @gothicenjoyer​) I am deeply intrigued by this thread of a character’s professed lack of consent becoming the basis for her name. There is something very tasty here. To be unpacked later? When Nona tells you all of Pyrrha’s code words and you’re like “this will almost certainly be deeply relevant to the plot later, but it’s also, like, chapter one so I’m not going to remember it.” Flagged p38 (page numbers in hardcover), and Nona’s burgeoning lessons on, for simplicity, “being human” to later compare with Mercy’s assertion that Alecto could never fake being human, was fundamentally inhuman – if Nona = Alecto. We’ll come back to this. We’ll also see if “Nona [felt] a little bit offended on the planet’s part” has any secondary payoff.   “Nona longed to lie, but didn’t know how to stop her body from telling the truth.” (47) I think I’ll want this quote later. Understanding all languages + body language + honesty. “… the pride of having Pyrrha, the familiarity of seeing someone and knowing they belonged to you.” (54) Kevin is a visionary. The Angel being referred to as sir. The Gender is beginning. Also really important having a crush on your teacher representation, huh? I see you Hot Sauce. Speaking of Gender, obligatory joke about using a sword or magicking bones being The Two Genders, but of course, ave has already written the essay on it. “Nice to nibble at, boring otherwise.” “She’s used to people loving her anyway,” I will also eat all of the Coronabeth content with a spoon. We are assuming based on the names and that The Captain is, obviously, Judith. “She was made to be immune to blue light.” I hope this book will help me resolve whether Mercy actually inadvertently looked at RB7 or what?? Or what???? Said the only person in the world who is still caught on that blip from HTN. “Making the same shape as his mouth had done like she did when speaking languages.” I’mmmm well, frankly, I cannot believe the way to fully invest me in Palamedes was to put him in Camilla’s body. This situation remains delicious and tragic. I will sit down in the bath now. “C—was panicking because… she was getting recalled to England” God I cannot believe Cassiopeia is British #representation, but I am very listening. Pyrrha being a cop. Checks out! “Oh my God, you’re drinking, aren’t you. You’re on anphetamines, Youa re on coke. You are on amphetamines and coke. I was all like Yeah. . . Coke Zero.” I cannot believe this. I cannot believe this, and I love you Mercymorn Nolastname. “G—always thought anything I did or said was fine. Not necessarily right, but fine.” Once again eating the G1deon content. “…all the ones I touched, all the ones I loved…” (76)

“Because I remind her that her God was just a human being who could get tired and fuck up.” We are nibbling on the Pyrrha/Wake content, but also relevant, relevant. “I’ve got a broken heart and I’ll never love again.” Again, nibbling. Big bite of them. Thank you, TM. “Of course they were apart, separated forever by a matter of minutes” I am experiencing an emotion over the tragedy but also “but Nona knew they talked to each other in pages of letters and letters and letters” cf. their relationship to Dulcinea? The inherent epistolary form of the Sixth house? “When Gideon and I designed that trial, I used to crack his skull and sieve it myself, just as a control variable… The only other people I put through that damn trial were Mercy and Cris, because only Cris didn’t mind being trepanned on the regular.” Cristabel Oct I love you, I am obsessed with you, I want to put you in a jar and carry you forever. I am also deeply interested in how hands on this suggests the ‘cavaliers’ were + collaborative with the research (vs. ‘contemporary’ necro/cav relations) and also… Pyrrha and Mercy… collaborators… h*t. “On the first day, A—believed… A—said I looked cool. He was the only one.” At which point I began frothing at the mouth because man, Augustine (and Mercymorn, and everyone, but especially) really was fully in your corner, and you killed that guy. You really killed that guy. You killed your two+ best friends.  “A—and M—moved in with me.” We are also HIGHLY attuned to how often A/M are referred to and operate as a unit. I’m obsessed. I’m fed. “A—was trying so hard to bring me back down to earth… He’d swapped with M--.” At what point are they truly divorcees? You know? “…squabbled with A--. At least that made me feel normal. That was their usual double act. It was only when they felt the same thing that I knew it was serious.” Lmao, fuck me up. “make time go away” is of note re: theories that John can stop time. OBSESSED that Ulysses and Titania were ‘shells’?? WHERE are their souls and how does that square with, iirc, Augustine or John calling Ulysses “that madman.” SOMEONE tell me more. (Also “They weren’t around to say yes or no. I was starting to really care about that.” Casually tracking when/where John cares about autonomy and consent.) “still as a statue in the park, only her head was still on of course” “swim in salt water for hours” to me, this is further Alecto/Earth evidence, but I am too livid that Tamsyn worked in a JANDALS. Although, truly, Nona deserves them. But “salt water made her feel… she would suddenly know the words to tell them everything.” Cf. a reverse-engineered Ninth House tradition of saltwater and honesty? Are these related?? “or hearing the door open when you were really lonely” Noting Nona’s atonement to loneliness. Also it is very beautiful and all the more so for its framing as a human essential. (107)

Merv Wing. Someone called the Angel. Are we getting a hint of Neon Genesis Evangelion? Merv. Nerv. Merv. Nerv. Hm……. Feasting on Pyrrha’s caution and condemnation of the Eightfold. (115) Oh, I forgot but Pyrrha saying she’d have an easier time pimping out Augustine and Alfred… Augustine Quinque, seen murdered in the streets. But also. God, tell me more. “That’s a feeling,” said Pyrrha brutally. “Kill it.” A line to power many a Pyrrha Dve fic, to be sure. Noting that Nona can “hear [Varun/RB7] sing.” “I don’t let go,” said Camilla. “It’s my one thing.” “M—dry-retching in the corner.” I love youuu. I cannot believe all of these fuckers were varying degrees of Christian and am simply begging for Nigella, should she be (re)named after Nigella Lawson, to have some Jewish energy. Alas. I know. We are in the Christian book zone. “M—had been a hard atheist since she was twelve. But she got over it. She was a walking contradiction anyway. Her best friend in the whole world was a nun. Also at some point A—gave her a benzo and a shot of whiskey, so that helped.” A/M strikes again, but, like, come on. Come on. We’re not introducing a nun and not having that be Cristabel… I said, vibrating into the next dimension. Come onnn. Show me this nun and also tell me more. What kind of nun? Is this a Prime of Miss Jean Brodie situation or what? A Sister Act vibe? Is ther any Maggie Smith energy is what I’m asking. These are the totality of my nun references. “So of course, what do M—and A—do, they go raid a fucking graveyard.” FRANKLY the number of times these two go off and plot and execute things together on their own… Anyway, I will write this fic and I hope everyone else writes this fic too. I want 100 comedies of grave digging errors with M + A. Also, I feel gratified for spoofing that Hamlet grave digging scene (lightly) in my one Augustine/Mercymorn fic. I really, really do. “See, I did make a utopia.” He is joking, of course, but fascinating potential implications if John really does consider his project utopian and cf. Augustine’s analysis that the entirety of his empire is all for “symbolic retribution.” In the way that this series has constantly fisheyed outwards, from a competition between the elites of the empire (representatives of the internal politics of the empire) to the emperor’s inner circle (the external politics of the empire and its equally external threats), I think it is incredibly smart to take us outside the empire and into a contested place under occupation. I also think it is, thus far, really well rendered. And what an efficient way of fully re-orientating every assumption we may have abt John’s empire and how it operates. Good stuff. I’m sure there will be much more to say here in time. Future installments will be in this tag xoxo. Treat yourself to a Coke Zero is you did read this all the way through. God bless.

Is it okay to spam reblog your stuff? /genuine question

spam rbs are fine especially if you put tags in there then i cry and explode and die [/POS]

the only reason spam likes annoy me is they're meaningless and most of my like. reason for posting things is peoples Response to my work. if you don't share it nobody else sees it, the chain dies with you.

so yes rbs are fine

Max seems to be a really easy going and nice guy, he's not trying to be a public figure or famous nor seems to like this kind of attention, he's just driving fast and enjoying life whenever he can - see how he doesn't even come to get his awards if he's not forced to or how he barely posts online. he gives me a slow life enthusiast type of person (when he's not racing, obviously 😂), he likes simple things, seems to stick around the same people, spend most of his free time playing/sim racing at home, and that's precious. (he also likes to party and get drunk, but it's important to balance things, the daddy shirt pic lives rent-free in my head 😂)

I can't really understand why he choose Kelly to beggin with, she's pretty, yes, was already in his city and ready to totally adapt her life to be with him anytime he wants it - remember he - or RB - had her taking a flight to join him in 2021 for one of the last races or how he just spend his free time sim racing with his friends when he's on holiday with her. she may give him the feeling and the domesticity of having someone to come home to, which is better than a cold and empty appartement but maybe also because Di was studying abroad and wanted to pursue a career, they seemed to have split because they couldn't really make it work because how the amount of time they could give to each other, but he for sure loved her, it just showed in every single picture we had of them (this adorable and madly and dumbly in love Max is my favourite Max ever, he looked so happy 🥺), we saw this Max at the beggining of his relationship with K, but it's been a long time now that they're super awkward in picture - almost two strangers asked to take pics together - his break up with Di is maybe the reason why he chose a woman who live with him and can be with him everytime he wants to. I honeslty don't think he really loves Kelly aymore, he did I think, but now it's just better to have her around because she seems "low maintenance": he buys her some expensive flowers a few times a year so she can brag about it online, accepts she posts him to get clout when they spend time together and to use his name for her own profit, likes her posts (or he gave her his password) and that's pretty much it. she's there if he wants, she looks pretty at his arm for pictures, but I don't think there's more than that. if your girlfriend lives with you, but there's nothing to do at home and you're playing all day long and you're not sure after 2 years in a relationship, well... there's something wrong somewhere.

we know Pierre is the ultimate gossip lover, but I wonder if Max knows about the rumors and the dramas Kelly is constantly creating with her fans that also impacts Max, when he got booed at Silverstone because of her racist dad for example. it reached his own family a few times as well with the rumors about Sophie, Victoria and Jos. I hope he opens his eyes about how incompatible she is with his lifestyle, her calling the paps for example, it ended with people shaming his body. I hope Max is okay, he has nothing to be ashamed about. him losing over 10 kg (also to be fit for racing, I hope he didn't see the disgusting comments) in a few weeks worries me because it's so bad for your body, I hope he's healthy and has good people taking care of him.

I'm worried that Kelly is playing the victim to messed up his relationship with his family because isolating someone from their closed ones is one of the first things manipulative and toxic people do, and the rumors about Jos were worse when she started to go to races, remember how they couldn't go at the same time in 2021 when Jos is going to races since a long time. there were rumors about Sophie and Vic, them liking Di more, not being welcoming and all. when was the last time we saw Max with his childhood friends? we used to see them more often, for example. she might have created drama with his family so he's all alone and trapped - I'm not saying he's a child that needs protection, but it's so easy when you have a kind heart (and I can't be convinced he's not a gentle soul) to be trapped by people like this, they know how to hide their true intention and trap their preys in their web, and to lie just to play the victim when they're the bad guy since the beggining. Kelly's been sketchy a lot and has so much to gain from having him in this vulnerable position that it's believable at this point. remember how in the space of a week Max said he wanted his private life private and Kelly made an entire article about their life and how she fell for a teenager?

Max is probably still with her out of habit, it's comfy because it's a long term relationship, their family met, they live together and there is P (and she could guilt trap him 'P is scholled here', 'she has her friends here' and as many things as one can think about) so it'll be super hard to leave her, plus he need to try to find someone new and redo everything with someone else. and he's not with her that much now that the season started again with his days spent at the factory, the race week-ends and training, so appart if she really do something horrible, I guess he won't leave her anytime soon. I really wish that if there's a break-up it won't be too messy for Max' sake, even if he's really good and has a good car, I'm worried it'll affect his professional life. remember his second half of 2019 season, he likely had an issue with Di (I guess as she didn't go to any races iirc) and then, out of nowhere his results were good again and she came to see him racing.

can we manifest that Max finds a nice person who will just love him without taking advantage of him? 🥺

Kelly isn't the right person for him, I'm sure of it.

Nonnie you made me cry 😭 I know Max is not a baby and I think we all know that, but the fact that she takes so much advantage of him hurts my heart because he has showed nothing but love to that woman while she slowly destroys him.

I'm gonna. Show you more blorbos. I can be normal.

👇 this meme made by lovely mutual @/prince-gallade. Society hates Yomotsu's ambitions 💥💥

Transmasc Yomotsu real he got the pussy and the dick he's so slay.

We see Yomotsu's sexiness with his. Canonical, in the visual novel, Future Diary the 13th Diary Keeper, very big buldge. Look at that. SOMEONE DREW THAT. SOMEONE MADE THAT HAPPEN. I SURE WONDER OF THE ARTISTIC INTENTIONS BEHIND HIS SPRITE. And also him with no ass. We get two Yomotsu ass shots in this VN....... How interesting...

Here's Takao in the visual novel, can't believe they made him ginger in the VN 💥💥 Anyway he is so goofy ahh and unhinged I hope he gets betrayed and crushed under rubble... Eheh....

And here's Takao in the anime art style, the only time in this art style where he smiles !! (This is from a gosh darn card game eidbjsbd) I hope he dies 5 times more. What a silly smile. I hate it.

Here we see gay people unable to properly communicate their affections for one another, truly a sight. Losers. Perfect material for a miscommunication fic. Eheh.

Based off PinnochioP's ねえねえねえ.

(Here's also an ENG cover I really love for this song..)

Autism creature Yomotsu :) yippee my silly guy... Yippee....

This one Takao art which derives from the classic Yuno Yandere pose, which you might have seen before. Ahh Yuno.. but this isn't about her this is about her greasy 30 year old teacher and he is so so okay and can function like a normal human being. He won't get heavily and unhealthily attached to anybody. He's a professional man. Ye.

Bald Takao to curse your soul. Sorry. I hate him too. My bestie used him in a science project once.

That's a lotta blorbos...

I am going to remind you of them in your notifs when I inevitably rb one of your rbs and tag it with the blorbos. >:3

i love how you are about them LOL and the fact that you probably just had these images at the ready makes it even better

Triple Threats

Congratulations to our winners this week! @bread-into-toast with Maestros Book-Keeper, @ghoulcaclulator64 with Concrete Crush, and @starch255 with Backstreet Backstabber!

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Maestros Book-Keeper

I really like what this card is doing. Basically, this card leans into the sacrifice synergies of the RB draft archetype, but also has some synergy with connive and the few self-mill cards. Being a two-mana 2/1 is a nice statline for a card that gets free damage in, and it also makes it big enough for some of the casualty 2 cards. The cost is a little weird but I think is fine. I know the blades from Alara has their issues but I think this set could allow for one cycle of these. My only complaint is how hard it is to track, especially because it tracks things that happen before it hits the field. There have been a few end-step triggers at common prior that checked if creatures died, but this one counting other zones makes it a little tougher, especially because there’s already a lot of other things to think about when conniving. But as a one-off it might be fine, plus it only being one trigger at a specific point in time helps. Lastly, minor thing, I think I’d prefer if it said each opponent just for fewer clicks. But yeah, very solid card!

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Concrete Crush

You know, I would not have guessed soul’s fire was a common, but I guess there is precedent for this powerful of a burn spell, probably. A kill spell is a good place to put a strict three color card, since it’s going to be useful no matter what point of the game you hit your third color. Slapping an Unleash Fury onto it also shouldn’t be ignored. While both of those cards are monored, it still feels like it’s all three colors. I was going to say that this card felt too powerful, since soul’s might is quite good and this has extra text, but that extra text is pretty hard to hit and so is three color. However, the difficulty of that power doubling is a lot of the fun. Players will feel really cool when they get to play a creature and double its power in the same turn, but also the math is simple enough that they’re unlikely to hold it back trying to get that value. Yes, you could double your 2 power creature next turn, but you could also just target your 4 power creature right now. One of the big issues with cards like this is the blowout potential, AKA killing the targeted creature in response, but this card subtly encourages you to use it on blitz creatures, meaning that they “waste” a removal spell on a creature that will draw you a card when it dies anyway. This card is also insane with Mr. Orfeo, almost so insane I’d be scared to print this in the same set, but if you play a four power creature, move to combat to get the trigger, don’t attack, then play this to 16 their face… well, maybe that’s okay? Actually, targeting a crew captain here would be ridiculous, because the attack would be free, and that would only be a total of 6 mana, albeit perfect double jund mana. I think this is very powerful, maybe too powerful, but it’s very smart in how it’s designed.

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Backstreet Backstabber

Very very simple card, and I really like it. Menace on a 1/4 is already pretty nice, especially in this set, since if they want to block it they’ll usually end up putting one of the many one toughness creatures in the set in front of it that you can then pick off. However, the activated ability is what makes this card. A 4/1 menace is terrifying, since it can hit for a lot of damage if unblocked and would require two 5 toughness creatures to block without trading with something. That kind of makes me want to up the cost of the ability, since it’s very easy to make this a 2 for 1, and there’s not a lot of ways to punish the 1 toughness at instant speed in this set. Speaking of costs, that effect is begging to be a hybrid cost. Both red and blue can get +N/-N effects, and making it hybrid would have allowed the two other families at least a chance to activate it, maybe if it were 1 generic and 2 hybrid R/U. But just because I would have done it doesn’t mean it’s right; I still think this card is very well made. Also, hey! I recognize that name in the flavor text! Wrong art deco bottled city!

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

HI HELLO HAS ANYONE ON HERE FINISHED THE A GOOD GIRLS GUIDE TO MURDER TRILOGY I FINISHED THE LAST ONE AND WHAT THE HECK I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT

39 notes - Posted March 9, 2022

#4

me: *hears about Jon's leg injury*

Me: oooOOOOh what... what if... what if I give Jon a cane????? ;)

48 notes - Posted August 1, 2022

#3

I can't compare to the Godlike

After meeting the Eternals, Peter makes a decision after seeing you and Ikaris

A/n: I am so sorry for not being active bc I realized I’m in a mildly toxic friendship and I’m working on it and then I felt more guilty for not posting but then I was in isolation and yada yada yada. I’m a Ikaris simp now and I watched Eternals three days ago.

ALSO! If anything here disagrees with NWH I am sorry about that, but I can’t go and see it cause Omnicron so I’m just waiting for it on Disney+ and it’s not my fault. Not set in any movie just kinda “Ajak died okay the Eternals and Avengers meet now”

“Banner, have you located the signal?” Bucky asked.

“No, not yet. I’ve never seen anything like it” Bruce shook his head.

You turned to Peter. “Maybe you’d like to give it a look, Petey? Sure Bruce wouldn’t mind another eye on this”

“She’s right, I wouldn’t” Banner called.

“Shut up” Peter laughed, giving you a playful shove, but going up to Banner’s station anyway.

“Do you guys got any theories on the damn thing?” Sam asked.

“Not yet” Bruce told him. “On the other hand, in this world we live in, nothing makes sense, so it really could be anything”

“Yeah, he’s right” You remarked.

“Then keep me updated. Y/n, make sure the science nerds keep me updated” Sam ordered.

“Sure thing, Cap” Peter mumbled under his breath.

You let out a small laugh.

~

It was the beeping that woke you up.

You groaned, turning over in your bed and sitting up, before grabbing your phone.

“Hm?” You groaned sleepily.

“I need you to get to the compound as soon as you can. ASAP” Bruce’s voice said excitedly into your ear.

“Bruce, it’s-” You paused, checking the time. “Five in the f*cking morning”

“Yes, but- Just come, okay? I need to call Sam, Bucky and Rhodey. I’ll see you. Oh! And pick up Peter, will you? Or he’ll pick you up, don’t care” And then he hung up.

You figured something had happened, so you quickly got dressed, and as soon as you were done, there was a knock on your window.

You pulled it open with a smile. “Right on time” “Thanks” Peter smiled. “No suit? Or mask?” You asked.

“The sun’s barely started to rise, it’ll be fine, c’mon. Let’s see what Bruce’s so excited about”

~

“So, Bruce, what all the- Who the f*ck are you guys?” You asked as you saw Bruce, excitedly talking with a group of people in intricate suits. And a kid.

“Finally! Y/n, Peter, these are the Eternals. Eternals, this is Y/n and Peter, two of the other Avengers”

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#2

I Hate Loving You

A/n: First fic of 2022! And also finally a Peter Parker oneshot.

Felt like angst, and that's what you get.

Warnings: Suicide attempt, cussing, reader says she hates themself, does paranoia count as a warning?

They hated you. Peter, and Ned and MJ.

They stopped conversation whenever you entered a room, and would always change the subject immediately. But they were the only people who would even talk to you, so you hung out with them to get some human interaction.

But the longer you did it, the harder and worse it got.

You walked over to them in the hallway, backpack slung over your shoulder.

“So I think I might-” Peter stopped when Ned nudged him, turning in your direction.

You looked down.

“Hey guys” You mumbled.

“H-hey” Peter stuttered awkwardly.

The worst part was Peter.

Because he was absolutely adorable.

But he hated you.

“So Ned, do you wanna do a Star Wars marathon this weekend?” Peter said, obviously changing the subject.

“Sure” Ned replied, and you walked off to your locker.

You could hear them laughing after you left, and you knew that they were laughing at you.

~

“Hey MJ” You said, and MJ looked up from her phone, immediately shutting it off.

“Yeah?” She responded.

“Er- Nevermind, sorry”

You could feel her eyes on the back of your neck.

And so it went on. They tried to hide it, but you could tell they hated you, and you hated it.

You didn’t hate them, but you hated being around them.

It was awkward and annoying and they were the only people who would talk to you.

That was why you were up here.

That was why you were on the roof of your apartment building, your finger hovering over the send button on your phone.

I know you guys hate me. I do, don’t try and deny it. It’s obvious. So I’m doing you all a favor. You won’t have to see me again. Ever You read it over a million times, still hesitant to send the text to them.

You closed your eyes, took a deep breath, and hit send.

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52 notes - Posted January 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay, I'm sorry that this isn't my usual style of content, I'll make a sideblog as soon as I figure out what to call it (lol) but anyways.

What if after Tango wakes up after the first night of knowing Jimmy's his soulmate, he feels an itch on his back. He ignores it, and goes bout his day until, when he and Jimmy are building their home together, Jimmy asks, "Tango, what is that?"

He has no idea what Jimmy is talking about. "On- On your back" Jimmy tries to clairify. Tango still doesn't know what he could be talking about. Not until Jimmy says, "Your wings. Your small, coal-stained, canary wings"

142 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

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TUMBLR USER SCARAMEW HELLO!!!!!!! omg keo how are u??? i hope you've been doing amazing <3 ALSO im abt to rb your recent post (crying sobbing shaking rn why do u inflict pain on ur loyal fans 😔) and i wanna ask abt the songs that u listend to while writing it !!! i lowk need new music recs 😵‍💫 anyways ily ! welcome back 2 this stupid site <3

HI TUMBLR USER STARGLITTERZ MWA MWA MOOT QUILL I AM DOING WELL !! super tired because of school and projects 🤢 how are you doing?? ALSO ID LOVE TO GIVE U THE LIST OF SONFS HOLD ON

diluc:

about you — the 1975 ("do you think i have forgotten? do you think i have forgotten about you?")

renegade — big red machine, taylor swift ("is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything, or do you just not want to?")

albedo:

halleys comet — billie eillish ("my sleepless nights are better with you than they could ever be alone." & "silly me to fall in love with you.")

astronomy — conan gray ("you're pointing at stars in the sky that've already died.")

childe:

killer — phoebe bridgers ("i hope you kiss my rotten head, and pull the plug.")

someone to stay — vancouver sleep clinic ("will you keep me close? will you love me most?")

xiao:

all i want — kodaline ("you took my soul and wiped it clean.")

fallingforyou — the 1975 ("i think im falling.")

zhongli:

M. — anil emre daldal

everything works out in the end — kodaline.

stuff we did — up soundtrack. (IM CORNY OKAY!!!)

kazuha:

little freak — harry styles ("you never saw my birthmark.")

cayendo (side a - acoustic) — frank ocean ("you pull me up, you lay me down. you know so much, i can't be proud. i still really, really love you. yes i do.")

What was the idea behind some of the pet names you came up with/got from someone else?

Oh gosh, let me see if I can remember them all. Under readmore cause it's LONG. As far as names I get from the pound/Cursyn since I got him from someone here, sometimes it's just about me getting a name that just... vibes with me. If it vibes and I think it vibes well with whatever design I have in mind, I take it. The lone exception here was Lypekia (who could’ve ended up as either the RB Cybunny or who she actually is as a Red Xweetok).

Wee was because I wanted a fun word like... "wheeee". I was 10 okay? Shean was from an MMA fighter my brother liked, Terea's absolute jumbled up mess somehow devolved from Terrance courtesy of my other brother... Erican, I wanted to name Wee's boyfriend after a Disney prince (yeah seriously) and I went with Eric from the Little Mermaid because... I don't honestly remember why. Honestly this is hilarious is hindsight. Daemonblun I was trying to come up with a name that just made you immediately say "Okay, yeah, this guy's got evil vibes."

Vivianana, I just wanted an Usul whose name could be shortened to Vivi. No other reason. Symonious is named after Symmetra from Overwatch (yes, unfortunate I know). Erosollo is named after the Greek gods Eros and Apollo (NOT the Studio Killers song). Probably the name with the most thought put into it. My friend named Diophyrus after the gods Dionysus and Zephyrus to match him. Chrysalisna is named after a chrysalis, the bug inside of a cocoon as it metamorphasizes, because... I like the word chrysalis. Wysteranium is named after wisteria vines; beautiful flowering vines known to climb up anything they can... but become so strong and heavy, they can strangle large trees, crush wooden posts, and cause all sort of structural damage to things. And Wys is sort of my... Woobie Destroyer of Worlds character. So. That's why they are named Wysteranium. Jettinson, fun story time! Jettinson is named after the word jettison, which can basically be described as throwing something. Now nobody knows the story of why I named Jett this, so here we go. I named him this because my friend (who named Diophyrus) said he wanted to jettison Daemonblun into a volcano one time for that Peophin's crimes against Neomanity, and that always stuck in my head, so... yeah! Jettinson! Campenelle is named after the song For Campanella, which is based on the story Night on the Galactic Railroad. It's a story about two friends (Giovanni and Campanella) who go on a journey on a train through the stars, and at the end of it, Campanella disappears. Giovanni wakes up and learns his friend has drowned. The song is from the POV of Giovanni, trying to find all sorts of ways to reach his friend. The irony is, Campenelle is named after Campanella, who is the one who dies... But whenever I think about her in relevance to the song, Campenelle is in Giovanni's spot and Jettinson (her twin) is in Campanella's, sooo...

“nazi punks” don’t exist because if you’re a nazi you’re automatically not a punk.

plea

Summary: Hux and Kitty reunite once night falls. They simply can’t get enough of each other. Even if it means their demise. 

Word count: 720 

Reblogs/likes very much appreciated, thank you for reading!

And then, he had finally done it.

Placed a kiss upon her lips with the disposition of a breeze across the water, luscious as the rush of that same wind through the palms - and the red stain upon his matched that of her own, in a blur that signified, officiated, their meeting. Although the artificial crimson couldn’t mask the flush of scarlet blooming across their flesh by natural accord, and the palest moon of the month let the passion shine through their eyes as well as a radiant sun. White light spilled through the pillars, into the corridor where they met in secret. The cruel force that led them to each other, followed them from Starkiller to this measly planet, had enough sense to draw them together in the night, only the moon’s unjudging presence upon them. Once the sun arose again, they’d have to part with very real and very manufactured animosity, until the opportunity ripened. Where exactly would this put them tomorrow? Would they live to see it?

She’s the most vile predator. She hides in the humid groves, like prey herself, seeking its protection until leverage were to show itself. Show himself he did, initially of the predator’s disposition - his rage, his power, his skepticism. But under her eyes, he had quickly become hers to sink her teeth into; and now they are submerged deep in his flesh, all while he continues to foolishly bite into nothing, every action with its own selfish justification, fangs bared, threading deceit through every word. But his kiss didn’t lie. He betrayed himself, and he reveled in it.

Everything about her signaled that she craved him all the more. A willing body, a guarded heart, sharp words and clouded ideas of who he truly was. Or had the potential to be. Who he had the potential to be with her meticulous love and control as guidance… if only he were inclined to finally take what he wanted. If nothing else, he knows what he wants, even if his heart can never be set. And although she pursued him endlessly like a starving, feral creature, he hadn’t set himself firm enough to be caught. Even if he would have presented himself to her as an undeserved gift, her victory’s doomed, and it was from the start.

“It’s time for us to go,” he said, hushed. The feeling of her lingering upon his lips, a cool night breeze reminding him where he was. He was no longer in sterile gray clutches, sailing endlessly through the cosmos. Among life. This time, he didn’t want to dictate - for both their sakes - he only suggested.

“No. This is where I want to be. Where we should be. Together.” She spoke as if he would hang on to each of her words, as he should. He heard the sweep of her shoe across stone worn by centuries past, looking up to find her closer - her hands clutched delicately around his arms, still clad in black as if he intended on returning to that cold place he couldn’t even bring himself to call home. Because he didn’t have one, and he never would, and he would die that way.

“We must.” His voice hardened with the rising tension, although there wasn’t any, save for what was already in front of him. And then he sighed. He no longer wanted to face what was in front of him, or what was to come. None of it.

“Just one more before we go.”

He wanted to scold her for the temptation she inflicted upon him. Such deep, sinister intentions swelled in those eyes, and he swore that their beautiful pull flamed all the more intensely each time he met them. He no longer met them with his own intentions. She was so horrifyingly unswayed by his own brand of malevolence. Since the beginning. He wanted to drown her, and drown in her. It had almost been poetic that he was led here, to a planet of endless, tempestuous oceans.

“Please, gen-- Hux.” That’s the one order she followed. When he forbade the use of his name, she thought she could handle that one restraint. She liked the play of “general” and “princess”. Something scandalous. Like a story. False.

“Kitty,” he answered, finally devoid of contempt. “Oh, yes. Kiss me again.”

scaramouche x harbinger reader mayhaps,,,, mayhaps enemies to lovers (i hope that wasnt too vague KAKDKSKDKS) -taz

a/n: taz taz taz!!! of course, i love writing for scaramouche aaaa. sorry if he's a little ooc hehe, love u!!! thank you for requesting ~ also, slightly-ish suggestive theme? it has kabedon but no sexc things! i'll just tag this as slightly suggestive just in case! theyre sort of pining if thats ok!!! i'll make a part 2 when they actually become lovers! <3 AND PLS DONT LET THIS FLOP LIKE THE ZHONGLI ONE PLEASEEEEEEE

char.: scaramouche x harbringer!reader [gn] (flirty reader XD)

no, i don't hate you... | like/rb if you liked it!

"You fool." He hissed at you.

"Scum." You glared back.

Banters like these were not uncommon in you and Scaramouche's relationship – La Signora and Childe often teasing that the two of you argued like an old, married couple.

"Please. The two of you look more in love than anything. Get a room- Ow! Signora!" Childe yelped, his ear being twisted and violently yanked by the older female, who dragged him out of the room. It was only after they both had left when you noticed how red the tips of your partner's ears were...

"Scaramouche? Are you alright? You look rather feverish... we can't have an unhealthy harbringer out on the battlefield, can we?" You sighed, bringing your hand to his forehead.

Don't combust, don't combust, don't combust, don't combust, don't- stupid bodily functions! Scaramouche thought, as his entire head-to-toe, 5'4 frame turned red from your contact.

"Hm, you don't seem to be having a- oh. Is someone possibly, just a tiny, little bit nervous?" You purred, giggling as you saw his ears turn red with embarrassment again – you backing him against the wall.

"Nope. Go away, you're too close!" He swatted at your hand, slapping it away slightly more gently than he used to.

"Mhm." You drawled, playfully twirling the ends of your hair. He blushed even more (if that was even possible..), pushing you away and huffing like an angry pomeranian.

"You really don't like me? Man, I thought that would work!" You whined, looking at the man in earnest. Of course, you were only teasing him, but you didn't think he would take it so seriously.

"How about now?" He smirked, pushing you against the wall instead. Damn. You didn't see that coming, did ya?

You died. On the inside. Congratulations, there's no more climbing out of the pit of embarrassment!

"Yes, I do like you, (Y/N). Is that good enough for you? Or do you need more... persuasion, perhaps?"

Yeah. It was your turn to combust.

OKAY NO IM NOT TALKING SEXC TIMES I MEANT HE WAS JUST GOING TO KABEDON YOU AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN OR SOMETHING GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER anyways like/rb if you liked it!!! one rb = kazuha is alive. i am mhy

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the letters and images and the person/ thing they could represent (so far):

N, bee:

it could Ziggs, with N bee sounding like enby and Ziggs is nonbinary.

Or if could be the Hatchetfield Bee, maybe her name starts with an N?

Or maybe Greenpeace Girl? Bees have to do with the environment and its a possible her name starts with a N. Nick has said before that GPG does have a name. Looking up Bee symbolism I found it represents community which very much feels like a GPG thing.

T, honey:

Could be Zoey bc of "God dammit Emma now I need to make a tea with honey!" but her names starts with a Z. I can't think of anyone with a T name that has to do with honey though.

However I looked up it's symbolism and one of the things to pop up was immortality.... I think that could be Ted, I mean yes he's died a ton but time travel could tie into immortality maybe?

Both N/Bee & T/Honey could have to do with the Hatchetfield honey festival

G, boat:

this is extremely likely to be Gerald Monroe. The Hatchetfield boating society is run by the Monroes so and the letter is a G...

Could have to do with the Hatchetfield boating society as a whole but I think this has more spefically to do with Gerald but hey these are all probably wrong

H, birds/crows/ravens (idk the difference but I think they're crows):

thanks to @blueskiesandstarrynights I found out that crows have to do with psychic abilities. Who has a psychic ability and names starts with an H? Hannah Foster of course!

This could also have to do with the Hatchetfield nighthawks a be referring to Hatchetfield High, Holloway, or maybe Ethan

Also I should say I am not the first one to recognise these. Plenty of other figured these out on their own and then I saw their post saying it. I'm just putting these together. I will rb with the other letters when I get the chance to add on after they've came out (I'll try to add on everytime one or two come out but depending on when they do it might take a bit) also please feel free to add on your own thoughts and ideas!!