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Episode 3 has fully solidified Joanne as my favorite contestant this series. Juicy the Wet Baby killed me
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for some reason, the way James said this was so funny to me
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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. A board on the wall of a house has the following list written on it: 1) Shortest Wikipedia entry, 2) Best show at Edinburgh Fringe winner, 3) Smallest shoe size, 4) The person whom Alex said hello to first, 5) Most Twitter followers, and 6) Lowest scoring full name in Scrabble. On one side of a garden fence, John Robins asks, "Joanne length?" On the other side of the fence, Joanne McNally replies, "Mine's longer. Wrote myself." End ID.]
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- Sophie, watching you standing on one leg with a cup on your head hissing like a fucking snake is the least tense I've ever felt.
- Oh, really? You've never been in that position cos you're always taller, aren't you?
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Number of eggs broken by each Taskmaster S17 contestant (in the first three episodes)
Joanne McNally: 0
John Robins: 0
Nick Mohammed: 9 (1:1, 2:4, 3:4)
Sophie Willan: 1 (1:1)
Steve Pemberton: 1 (1:1)
(Let me know if I've forgotten anything)
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Create tension. Most tension created wins.
bonus 😅
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...but we didn't include THAT in the show.
[interview]
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Taskmaster Series 17 Episode 3 - Some Impropriety?
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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster, of Steve Pemberton and Nick Mohammed painting on opposite sides of a garden fence. Steve asks, "Private parts?" Nick replies happily, "Big ones." Steve asks, "Legs akimbo?" Nick says, "Yes, please." End ID.]
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- I need to get your judgement on a couple of... little bits I caught during the task.
- Some impropriety?
S17E03
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- One of the great philosophical questions of our time.
- How large is large?
S17E03
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