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hansblanke · 1 year

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✨clean girl aesthetics✨

(The moment I saw him I thought he could use some eye patches. Time to give him that and more.)

#hansblanke #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alex rider crack #fanart #art #basically it's the s1e5 scene where he eats that apple but ctrl+i #give him some air and a chance to look a lil slutty #and this is what you get

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roamwithahungryheart · 1 year

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and when we get a Planes, Trains and Automobiles moment where Rebecca flies to Kansas to see Ted and she meets Michelle, Jake & Henry and Michelle says 'it's nice to meet you Miss Welton, I've heard a lot about you' then what

#Everytime You Go Away just came up on my Spotify #and this is what you get #sobbing #Ted Lasso #Ted Lasso s3 #tedbecca

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invisiblequeen · 8 months

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I Compiled All My Edits For @samssims's Maxis Mixtape Challenge Into One Place Because here are too many posts.

The Colorful One

The Happy One

The Crying One

The Seasonal One

The Sexy One

The Lucky One

The Love One

The Writing-To One

The Stuck-In-My-Head One

The Bonus Collab One

#sims4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #n0bodysims #simblr #ts4 #sims challenge #the sims 4 challenge #sims 4 challenge #samssims #I may have gone overboard #probably #definitely #but you put music with sims cas #and this is what you get

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figurativepieceoftrash · 1 year

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your afo has big "divorced dad who lost custody of his kids" energy ❤️

This is exactly what I'm going for thank you <3

#it's the simping anon #my love of pathetic men intersects with my love of blatantly unethical assholes #and this is what you get #ask tag

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strangerpeace · 1 year

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(breaks into your room)

listen up fuckers <3

you’re stuck in a horrible fate, yeah? capitalism, yeah? you need an imaginative narrative overlay to your experience so you can psyche yourself up to survive

another day in the PROFIT WASTES?

OF COURSE YOU DO.

YA LIKE VAMPIRES RIGHT?

OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU SASSY BEECH

You like things like DRACULA and HIMBO REAL ESTATE AGENTS and TRAGIC ENGLISH NOBLES and

MAN WHO EATS BUGS AND CALLS IT COMMUNION

and who could forget

RÜTEN-TÜTEN COW-MAN, STRESSED PATIENT ETHICS VIOLATOR, AND HIS TEACHER—THE GREMLIN DUTCHMAN SCHOLAR/MAYBE SERIAL KILLER???

anyway

look, you need some music to pretend that you are a bad ass vampire hunter to get through today, and honestly, that kind of thing needs some Bach flavoring. Not just flavoring, scratch that. You need to have so much Bach motif that Sir Mix-a-Lot appears in your basement (he’ll manifest one, don’t worry) and makes a fire mix of Baby Got Bach (feat. Picander and Mystikal). HOW DO YOU GET THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE!? They don’t even sell Bach at your local store!

I got you. May introduce to you to Michiru Yamane, composer for Konami.

youtube

You’re fucking welcome.

And if you already knew about this, you APPRECIATE that fact this is blessing your timeline with radiant vampire hunter energy.

#there is no one here at work #and when that happens #the goblin comes out #and this is what you get #THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #Youtube

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insertpoetryhere · 2 years

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do you think yuichi would like to b pegged

The answer to that question is between me and god.

#you call a man a dilf three times #and this is what you get #called out in your own post #Dilf Yuichi

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elrondsscribe · 2 years

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actually the hets do have rights, as exhibited by Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet. in this essay i will

#elvella read p&p in a fever dream #and this is what you get #elvella and jane austen

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bonesandthebees · 27 days

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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marypsue · 5 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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crabussy · 1 month

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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#WHAT THE FUCK MAN #caps #you're not evil dont worry I love you #BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now #if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe #IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY

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pixiemage · 7 months

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Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

#Archive of our Own #Ao3 #Ao3 Comments #Writing #Fanfiction #Fanfic Writing #I wrote over 100k on that fic before burnout took hold #I poured my heart into what I did manage to finish #adhd’s a bitch that doesn’t always let me write what I want to write but I got that far #don’t make me feel ashamed because you didn’t get to see the ending

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hell0mega · 4 months

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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.

what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.

you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.

#steamboat willie #Mickey mouse #Disney #public domain #you can't trademark him as like a logo or mascot of your plumbing business i just mean like #you can slap him in your commercial or side of the van #i just have seen soooo many people make ORIGINAL art of him and I'm like #no that's not the point!! you can already do that!!!#(obvs if it's a comic or something talking about him being free or whatever then yeah like i get it)#(but those people who put him as a fighter in their game?? Quinton reviews uploading the original video?? boss shit)#(THAT'S what it's about)

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jakeperalta · 2 months

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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

#under this premise part time work is valid too!#personally i think i'd probably study. maybe do another masters maybe part time across two years this time #if i were to do a job job i think i'd try out working in a library (ideally an academic library). which would technically be more studying #since i'd need to get a library qualification first #i'm just very curious what people would choose if it was purely a choice of what appeals to you over the practicality/necessity #talking

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let-them-fight · 4 months

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can we stop doing this trope

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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months

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You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

#there is not a third option. it is either trump OR biden #and one of those will be much MUCH worse for palestine #i'm really really sorry that these are the options. i wish they weren't.#but WHAT third option are you trying to take here? what on earth is your proposed outcome #that will actually make things better for palestine?#because letting trump win the election is NOT going to help them #i'm sorry but you need to set aside your feelings and take the option that will lead to less harm to palestine in the long run #you talk such a big game about how people need to be willing to make sacrifices to help palestine #but you yourself aren't even willing to hold your nose and vote to stop things from getting worse?#or did you think 'sacrifice' only meant not getting mcdonalds for a few months?#us politics

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arsenicpanda · 6 months

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs*#arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it?#also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

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