Imagining how butthurt Ashlyn is for not getting a USWNT sendoff like Ali is getting brings me SO MUCH JOY.
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I wasnt expecting the reader to be THAT short (how short r we???). I think the reader needs a stepping stool 🪜
https://youtu.be/m_9c272XtiU?si=WSxTlMTYVovkQzhp
(This wouldve been a hilarious dynamic if this was Vox and the reader)
Oh this is absoLUTELY what their dynamic turns into when Vox isn't busy being a simp, like he just annoys reader to get them worked up because it's funny and their fits are entertaining- Also considering Velvette is around chest height to Vox, I would say that Reader is probably around the same height give or take so they are SHORT compared to the TV man. I might write an interlude at some point about Vel and Reader just getting back at Vox for making fun of the fact they're tiny but I gotta do something about Valentino first HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Being an author with two fandoms means you can recycle your old ideas. :)
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Honestly Roman sending his dad a dick pic is exactly what he deserves lmao. Karma
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Really into the fact that Zac Oyama cannot resist becoming a little sassy. He WILL start as a clueless Himbo and he WILL end up throwing shade in the most deadpan way. It's the Lapin we never got, it's all of Pib, it's S2 Ricky Matsui, it's Squing. He's absolutely delivering with the bits and TRUST that I'm eating it up. Junior year is truly his season.
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i've gotten so used to getting my news for the fucking destiel meme especially in the last week that my first reaction to seeing this
is to say "oh no" out loud to my empty room
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browsing my local humane society's adoption page and suddenly
what the hell guys
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i cant stop laughing auabdkausjdmtksa
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Pearl: Oh we'll make a mail system! So we can be more connected as a community! Yayyy!!!
Keralis: mails pieces of Impulses sick now dead horse Tyler Swift straight to him. Urn, ashes, leather, lead, head and all.
Pearl:
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Prompt 226
"Mother. Mother. Mom. Mum. Mother. Mom-"
Danny sighed as Dan did his best to annoy him, no doubt revenge for the child leash. Which wouldn't have been needed if not for his continued attempts to go off on his own.
As a five year old.
Which wasn't going to happen, no thanks. They had to deal with people trying to kidnap them as "elf people" or something in this dimension already. Ancients, can't people let him travel with his kids for vacation in peace?!
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