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all-that-jazz-93 · 17 hours

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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

#agent carter

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all-that-jazz-93 · 5 days

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Look I know the car post is old but did you live in Chicago when you wrote that because living in a major city actually makes it more confusing who the fuck wants to drive in a major city it's obnoxious as fuck

We shall have a spring wedding

#and then i'll divorce you the very next day like zsa zsa gabor and her eighth husband

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all-that-jazz-93 · 7 days

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Modern Peggy and Jarvis AU

#agent carter #peggy carter #edwin jarvis #for context this was a text from like five years ago that i sent to my friend who is 6'4“#and he DID help me put googly eyes on a stop sign

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all-that-jazz-93 · 11 days

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It's okay if you want a car. Given that you like that Carter' character, it really shouldn't be a surprise that you're here making stupid decisions🥰

Now this is some quality anon hate. The passive-aggressive emoji really ties it all together. It feels like the equivalent of the phrase "peace and love on planet earth." 10/10. Fantastic work.

#anon hate #fucking with anons for fun and profit #that car post from a while back that i shouldn't have blazed #it's at like 25k notes now #thank god i muted notifications for it while it was still in the hundreds #agent carter #peggt carter #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #and now back to work on my ac3 fic

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all-that-jazz-93 · 14 days

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Y'all practical effects bitches are really sleeping on the Mission: Impossible movies.

"Oh everything is CGI these days!" Mission: Impossible uses practical effects whenever it's safe to do so, and their definition of safe is incredibly skewed because Tom Cruise is, frankly, batshit insane.

The man refuses to use stunt doubles because he insists the audience can tell when it's not him. He's apparently one of the best stunt drivers in the world. He drove up a cliff and skidded to a stop right on the edge for real in Dead Reckoning. He got a fucking helicopter license and spent like three years training for the climactic scene in Fallout.

Most of the helicopter chase in Fallout was real. The midair oxygen-tank swap in that movie was also real. They practiced for it in a wind tunnel and then did the real thing in freefall.

When Tom Cruise dies, it's either going to be because he realized Scientology was a crock and tried to get out and they fucking killed him (highly unlikely that he'll ever come to that realization), or because his luck finally ran out while filming a stunt for a Mission: Impossible movie (significantly more likely).

Seriously, if you have the blu-rays of any of these movies, I strongly encourage you to watch them with the director's commentaries. Especially the ones directed by Christopher McQuarrie. That man has an almost pathological distaste for CGI (and when they do have to use it, he's incredibly respectful and complimentary of the people who do the special effects).

Do yourself a favor and watch these movies. They're not just kitschy action flicks. They're kitschy action flicks with a metric fuckton of practical effects, and a production team that really cares about the stories they're crafting.

#mission impossible #mission: impossible #mission impossible fallout #mission impossible dead reckoning #ethan hunt #tom cruise #christopher mcquarrie #practical effects #movies #drunken ramblings #i'm right tho

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all-that-jazz-93 · 16 days

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lmao car cuck

Here you go anon, this oughta be what you're looking for

#anon hate #fucking with anons for fun and profit #(and sort of plagiarizing kylia's tags while i'm at it)

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all-that-jazz-93 · 20 days

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guess what I just found out

#HOW has it been this long?#11 was my first doctor #i got into dw in october of 2010 because a friend at my community college was obsessed and made me watch the eleventh hour on his laptop #and it got me interested...but it was the next episode #the beast below #that made me fully fall in love with doctor who #doctor who #eleventh doctor #amy pond #happy 14 years since fish custard day (four days late but whatever)

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all-that-jazz-93 · 21 days

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Ready for another adventure, Ms. Carter?

PEGGY CARTER APPRECIATION WEEK 2024 day three. favorite friendship

#the way he grips her hand in that last gif like its the only thing anchoring him to sanity #also scene where he gives her the vial of blood you will always be famous #honestly WHO is doing it like them #best friendship in the mcu tbh #and i was an og science bros stan so...#peggy carter #edwin jarvis #agent carter

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all-that-jazz-93 · 21 days

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Hey everybody come join my Agent Carter Discord server

#agent carter #peggy carter #edwin jarvis #daniel sousa #jack thompson #howard stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu

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all-that-jazz-93 · 22 days

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My friend just sent me pictures of her friend's dog that just had puppies and I just.... asdfghjkl

The look on the mama dog's face is killing me. Have you ever seen an animal more haunted by the sudden burden of parenthood?

Incredible photo. 10/10. No notes

#dogs #puppies #dogblr

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all-that-jazz-93 · 29 days

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can everyone reblog w their favorite poem in the tags

#shakespeare's sonnet 29 #i even wrote an aos fic around it #william shakespeare #sonnet 29 #agents of shield #leo fitz

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all-that-jazz-93 · 1 month

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bro please get a collapsible wheely cart, it will address the problem of getting a whole load of groceries home on public transit very effectively. goodluck

I have one. I still want a car

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all-that-jazz-93 · 1 month

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I gotta Blaze another controversial post. I had so much fun with the anon hate I got from the last one

#anon hate #that one anon who was dunking on me for being a marvel fan lmao #as if that's something i would be embarrassed about

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all-that-jazz-93 · 1 month

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