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bennysubreddy · 3 months
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INTRO POST !!
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About Me:
I don't wanna give away my name or the nickname my friends call me so u can just call me bennysubreddy or benny for short
Born 05
They/them
I don't bother with labels in terms of my gender and sexuality, im just kinda here
I'm very socially awkward but i try my hardest to be nice, if I don't reply to u don't take it personally I just usually don't know what to say
I have a side blog for my music collection @sound-jam
DNI / Interactions :
The regular tbh, if ur a biggot then gtfo
Idc what age u r, feel free to follow
I'm pretty much always down to be moots unless ur under 16 then I won't follow back
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Bands / Artists I like:
* I'm a casual listener to most of these bands so don't expect to see all of these featured on my blog *
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Circa Survive
L.S. Dunes
The Used
Anthony Green
Leathermouth
Pencey Prep
Actually I cba to list every frank side project
Anthrax
Limp Bizkit
Misfits
Weezer
Smashing Pumpkins
TOOL
Joy Division
Bauhaus
Christian Death
Siouxsie and the Banshees
My Upside Down (IM FRIENDS WITH THEM GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC)
I won't list anymore bcuz its already a long list but here is my Spotify account, feel free to stalk it
Other Interests / Hobbies:
Video games
Philosophy
Classic books
Slashers (especially Friday 13th)
Comics
Concerts
Doctor Who
Drawing
BATS OMG I FUCKING LOVE BATS
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MCR Misc:
I saw mcr 19/05/22 (MK Night 1)
I have no idea when i first started listening to them I think like 2018 ??? I was a casual fan for a while and only listened to a few songs until 2020 when I started listening to more of their stuff and started learning a bit about the band. I got fully involved in the fandom after I saw them live :3
My fave album is danger days and my fave song is save yourself, I'll hold them back
The light behind your eyes has a special place in my heart tho
I have lyrics from wttbp tattooed on me -> it was my first tattoo and it says "DO OR DIE"
I also got a stitches tattoo bcuz I saw Frank's stitches tattoo and thought it looked sick
I have I think 3 more mcr themed tattoos planned
I'm a Frank (not)girly
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sophieeee0105 · 1 year
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I’ve watched more perspectives now (as I originally came here after watching just impulse’s) and I have thoughts:
Firstly we are basically at a 3v3v5 situation: team TIE (rip skizz), nosey neighbours and their new friend grian, and the clockers + mean gills alliance. - tho saying that impulse ended his episode saying that it might be good for him etho and tango to team up with the nosey neighbours so mayhaps 6v5.
next Etho’s guilt after boogey killing Jimmy (he apologised like 3 times on video
canary curse is real - and thankfully skizz didn’t go out third for a third time (he got out second which is in some ways worse)
Skizz I love and hate you so much for basically saying ‘I have 25 minutes left, and I keep dying so one of my friends please take my time’ and then Etho saying ‘I wish you were better at minecraft’ before killing skizz
scott is a psycho killer - I swear he killed grian, etho, and Jimmy once and Joel at least 3 times (this may be wrong I cba to count)
tango just wanting Martyn’s blood (tbh impulse and etho also wanted his blood, but tango specifically said he wanted martyn to die)
scar wanting Etho’s blood, and Etho trying to get time back from scar and neither working because Etho died to a skeleton and scar got killed by his own dog - actually make that scar being bloodthirsty and wanting to kill people with a pufferfish and failing multiple times on grian and Joel
etho falling off the sky bridge, water bucket clutching as he landed in front of bdubs and scar, the latter immediately choosing violence
OKAY IVE SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS BUT ETHO CALLING SCAR ADOPTED
Impulse dying to his own stupidity/gravity/enderpearls more than he dies to other people
martyn living after multiple attempts on his life (mainly by TIES)
THE QUADRUPLE MINECART KILL BY GRIAN ON TEAM TIE + SCOTT
Etho and scar somehow ending the session on about the same time
scar calling TIES nerds and his little impression of them
Etho and bdubs still just refusing to hurt each other because they are SO normal about each other
okay I think I’m done, we may have a part 2 later but here’s everything I can think of right now :)
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ndlqzrz · 1 month
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I was looking at your masterlist cuz I love your stories sm
And so many of them I think where deleted so I was just asking if you're planning to release sum of them or what happened to themmm
(HELP THIS FEELS SO MEAN OR JUDGEMENTAL)
PLS DON'T TAKE THIS AS HATE
NO DW HELP IDM IM NOT TAKING IT AS HATE <3
I DIDN’T ACTUALLY DELETE A LOT ONLY LIKE 2-3 GENUINELY CAUSE I WASN’T HAPPY W THEM AND CBA TO REDO THEM TBH 😭 ( I probably will in the future )
THE REST I JS TOOK OFF MY MASTER-LIST INSTEAD OF DELETING THEM
BUT YEAH DW IM NOT TAKING IT AS HATE YOUR JS CURIOUS 💞🙏
I HAVE SOME FICS COMING OUT *HOPEFULLY* SOON SO THEY WILL REPLACE THEM 😜 ( I hope )
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hii, could i rq a matchup with anyone from obey me, twst or kamisama kiss? ☆⌒ヽ(*'、^*)
im a bi girl, 5'3, intp-t 4w5 + aquarius, id say im some kind of ambiverted like 60% awkward-reserved-anti-social introvert and 40% chaotic, rambly, all over the place, once i start i dont stop extrovert?? depends on my mood i think (˘∀˘) for some random traits i'm erratic, eccentric, conscientious, creative, empathetic, unserious, sarcastic, not a team player and definitely come across as strange to literally anyone not used to me
hmmmm some hobbies i have are baking, writing, editing and arts + crafts (drawing, painting, making my own random stuff like candles, soap, stickers) - very practical very fun 🧝‍♀️ i also like gaming when i have time which is basically always bc im lazy and hate work, i leave everything last minute and procrastinate so much bc i and i'd rather be doing what i want instead of boring stuff 😒👎 it all ends up rushed and low effort unless im passionate abt it. probably why i'm also never on time but that's also bc i love sleeping
if i had to pick a label for whatever my style's supposed to be {bc i just dress in whatever looks good tbh} i'd say a hybrid of grunge and indie maybe💪😘 i take pride in my dress sense actually i think its gojus (μ_μ)
i have collections/mini collections of a couple things - plushies, crystals, stickers, bracelets and i keep anything and everything people might give me, i've done it as long as i can remember, like not even gifts just if someone gives me a rock or a piece of stationery or origami etc it'll be in my possession forever i'm too sentimental to get rid of anything, i have so much scattered everywhere it's unfunny 🧍‍♀️ i think my love languages are physical affection bc i love closeness altho im crap with emotional stuff but words of affirmation and mushy fluffy stuff can be pretty neat {even if it's embarrassing and awkward xox} + gifts bc i love buying myself stuff and receiving presents, i also like giving them but i feel like i'm spending too little or too much or compare it to what they give back to me and feel like it's not good enough or what they'd want bc i'm usually either too stingy or spend too much and think too much + feel bad when it feels like i don't give back to people as much as they give to me in any sense?? | (• -•)|
i love purple, literature, rock/pop/dance/techno music, space, halloween, history, things that smell nice/scented stuff, philosophy, nature, horror, psychology, fantasy, sweet/sour/salty foods, and animals {especially my bunnies ofc, my pride and joy <3} so im working towards becoming a vet bc im good w science and i'd definitely rather look after them than humans bc i am not a people person i'd fail miserably xox
i don't like ppl who are ignorant or inconsiderate bc they're annoying and punchable, my family, the ocean bc it's scary and doing embarrassing stuff which tbh is basically everything smh
anyways i tried to condense whatever i could think of LMAO but i cba to do anymore 💀💌 thank u!!
The Kamisama requests always make me happy:')
I match you with..
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...Mizuki!
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The most gentle and sweet lover in the whole world.
He matches you like CRAZY, soulmates real;
Loves being chaotic with you, getting caught up in shenanigans and being lovey dovey with you;
He just randomly snuggles up to you whether it's in his snake form or human form, if snake form let's out occasional cute bloops that you die for, he also does the cute snake yawn, he knows it's cute and he's doing it on PURPOSE;
I hc that mizuki is great at portraits and has painting sessions with you in which you 2 paint in peace and show eachother the piece;
You teach him how to properly bake so that he doesn't drop lizards in almost everything you bake-
"but-but it's for good luck:("
"Mizuki, no"
He encourages you not wanting to work and lazes off with you, if for no reason Tomoe comes over he annoyingly comments on how as your familiar mizuki shouldn't encourage this but who listens to him;
Spends mornings sleeping in with you, if you have to go to school he'll just transform into his snake form and accompany you there!
Loves your collection of crystals and other things, so he finds the most beautiful crystals just for you♡
Loves your bunnies and cradles them in his hands, your basically a family, your bunnies have a dad now;
So in all he's the perfect match for you, the most peaceful and loveable relationship ♡⁠˖
Thank you for the request dear annon! May you have a wonderful week<3
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safetycar-restart · 1 year
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LAST ASK I SWEAR but lando sitting on your lap ☺️ he would be afraid at first be he thinks he's heavy but when u comfort him and bring him to your lap he can't help but make it his favorite place to sit down anytime anywhere and every place tbh, it get to the point when u don't need 2 chairs anymore. with him on your lap u get the perfect opportunity to kiss his neck and feel his thighs, not only that but also holding him down as he squirms as u do all of that but what I'm thinking actually is making him ride u in this position as you're fucking in front of a mirror so he can see how good he looks when he's fucked out and you're making love, he feels like it's such a dirty thing and he does feel dirty and naughty and he loves it so much he wants to be in the moment forever, he can see your strap barely leaving his ass as he rides u but also he can see you leaving big hickies on his neck and also your hand sneaking around his torso to play with his nipples with your other hand feels up the slight bulge on his stomach and he can also see the saliva dripping down his open mouth as he fails to mutter any actual words, just fragments and broken noises and he's basically out of himself tbh he's feeling so good feeling so nice it feels like such an intimate moment he puts his hand on yours that's feeling the bulge and holds your hand he sees u leaving tiny kisses around his ear and jaw, saying "you're doing so well u can cum anytime u want baby" and that's it for him, he releases as he stills in your lap and relaxes against your chest after he's done and he's trying to breath normally again, you're still leaving tiny kisses on his jaw and holding on to his hand and he can't help but feel so happy he has u. u guys stay in that position for a while bc he loves the intimacy the position brings out even with the activities 2 were doing previously on the same spot, he also loves feeling u inside of him outside of the sexy hours tbh but that's something for another day just like how he also loves when he's wearing panties and u bend him over to fuck him and you don't take them out and instead just push them to the side and then when you're done u snap the panties back into place against his oversensitive hole 😁
(This one is a bit hectic cuz I was a bit drunk when I wrote it but cba to fix it sorry )
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Oh god I love this so much. There's so much to unpack here and all of it is so fucking good I love it.
So firstly, Lando sitting on your lap? Incredible.
Personally I think Lando would ADORE dating someone who is a little taller than him? That way it's so easy to just curl in your lap. He sits in positions that you can't imagine are comfortable, one leg curled up and the other over your hip or his legs crossed so weirdly. You have no idea how he manages to curl himself up in all these odd positions, but he loves it. As long as he's on your lap, he's happy.
(He's a cat. You have a cat for a boyfriend.)
If you're around others, then you just let Lando curl up however he wants to, holding him so that he doesn't fall off. But if you're alone with him? Then your hands are groping him, sliding under his shirt, cupping his dick, twisting his nipples. And he always gets so hard so quickly from that, squirming and whining in your lap.
So making him ride you like that is perfect. He loves it so fucking much. AND with a mirror? Poor lando's mind would be melting.
His job is to ride your strap and watch himself in the mirror. But you're doing everything to make his job so much harder. You stroke his cock and twist his nipples and suck hickeys into his neck.
Every time he gets a steady rhythm, you squeeze his cock until his thighs start shaking and he can't continue bouncing. And watching himself in the mirror just makes it so much worse.
I also think Lando loves to be called slutty? He loves when you call him out for it, when you make him repeat your works back to him, make him tell you that he's a little slut, that he can't stop bouncing on your strap, that he always wants to be full.
Eventually thighs give in and you have to hold out your hands for him to use as leverage. There's a moment of calm in his horny haze, holding onto your hands and trying to catch his breath, watching what a pretty picture you two make in the mirror.
You were going to push him even longer, but he looks so good like that, his cock bright red and leaking. You just have to give him permission then.
He moans when you say the words, finding the energy to bounce a little more because he needs to cum now. He's so desperate.
Lando likes to keep the strap inside of him for a little bit after he cums, doesn't like to feel empty while he comes down from his high, so after he cums he just settles further into your lap, leaning back into your chest.
You press soft kisses to his neck and cheeks, praising him for doing so well and reassuring him that you're very happy with him.
And then he'll want a little plug once you've cleaned him up.
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aliferousdreamer · 5 months
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@livingincolorsagain Okay, so first of all:
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Seriously though, unforunately it looks like I can no longer answer your long-awaited ask because I just saved my response to your inbox in the drafts and apparently that just deleted both your ask and my answer?!?! It looks like it's just been completely gone for no reason?!?!?!?! Tumblr: WHY????????? (Btw this is my shorter back up draft so luckily I at least have this lol)
Now... I cannot say this enough... I'M SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO BLOODY LONG to do this. I think it has taken me about 1 ½ years to do this?!?! I'm so freaking embarrassed omfg. There really is no good excuse for why it has taken so freaking long. I remember that I have at least a few drafts that I made, but then my drafts became like this-
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-and then I either forgot about it completely or got overwhelmed when I couldn't find any of the drafts and just abandoned it. My ability to just "nope" out of anything and procrastinate for eternity is unmatched.
Btw: I'm gonna censor most of the fandom/character/ship names (even the ones I like) because 1. I don't want to attract people who feel the need to argue with me (because I cba I really cba) and 2. I don't want to offend anyone who likes those things. It's gonna look super silly with *s everywhere but I don't have the energy for any heated discussions or arguments.
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1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?
Ooh I have several squicky ships that I do get but I just don't feel them at all and have negative connotations associated with them... It's not exactly an answer to the question but it is what I first thought of.
Pre 2020 me didn't like Harm*one as a ship (in H*rry P*tter). Nowadays I don't interact with the fandom so I don't care but I still have negative associations with that ship and its fans.
I don't have any positive associations with Cl*uis (in TW*DG) because of bigotry.
I understand the appeal of E*yam (from C*kur) but it's a toxic, abusive, insulting mess like its fanbase. Man, I'm so glad C*kur ended in 2021 so I could leave that show and its fans behind.
I also used to feel more negative towards R*xi (from E*phoria) as a ship because of shippers' attitudes towards J*les/R*les but since F*xi became really popular I don't see nearly as much of that ship anymore.
I'll explain the reasonings more in the next question because the answers in both questions are pretty similar.
Also, to sprinkle some positivity amongst my mostly critical answers, here are some OTPs that I do like:
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7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?
Again, this applies to me pre 2020, but I still remember that I used to somewhat like Harm*one as a ship from H*rry P*tter, but yeah... the portion of toxic fans who were super hateful and bitter and straight up mean towards R*n and G*nny.
I used to like L*ouis and sorta like Cl*uis from TW*DG but the homophobic/lesbophobic/biphobic fans have pretty much turned me off from the ship completely. This doesn't really apply to fans on here, moreso YouTube fans who are just The Worst tbh.
Similarly I used to like E*sun from C*kur and back in season 3 but E*yam fans (particularly on Twitter and YouTube) were just horrible. I remember being civil and polite and considerate to every single one I encountered but they were awful and one fan even wished death on my family when I had said nothing to warrant such a bizarre comment lol. They were also The Worst towards D*lan D*niz and their relentless bullying campaign against her from 2019-2021 (but I saw a few months ago that they're still hating on her in 2023 ffs), all because she was a "threat" to their toxic ship. Man, I'm so glad their ship flopped in C*kur's finale, even if it was upsetting to see them being more hateful towards D*lan. They deserved some karma after being some of the worst fans I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
Again for positivity's sake, here are some characters I do like:
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12. Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?
Unlike seemingly most of the fans on here, I like El*ven getting with M*ke in Str*nger Th*ngs. I will never understand why M*leven is so hated. She can be both independent and in a relationship, and I don't see how that's such an unpopular take. Sure, there are issues with codependency, miscommunication and lying but considering what those kids have been through, is it any surprise?! They've both been through so much trauma, both together and separately, so no wonder they don't always go about the things the "best" way. I'd cut them both some slack (especially El*ven considering the hell she's endured all her life that has stunted her growth). Also, I feel like fans are way too harsh of them because aren't they supposed to be around 14 in season 4?!?! I'd say that they're remarkably mature for their age. I will admit that I like them less than I used to after season 4 but tbf there are several characters/relationships that I like less because of season 4. I like other ships like B*ler and E*max but I don't see why liking them should almost become synonymous with hating M*leven.
On another note, this scene >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Again I'm so sorry this took so long, and that this version of my answer isn't the final one that I wanted to send (because Tumblr just erased the original one lmao).
Thank you so, so much for checking up on me and being so kind and sweet to me, even when I haven't responded or showed the gratitude that I should do!!!! I hope you're doing really well!!!!!! <3
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nopressurenostress · 8 months
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Crashing: back to work
I’ve been at work for a week and the fatigue has hit quite hard. I’ve been showing a new colleague the ropes and pushed too hard. I wasn’t getting any warning signs until the last moment and then down I went on the familiar downward cycle. I want to go to the gym today but I know I need to slow down so I don’t enter burn out. Things I have learnt.
🥀I notice my warning signs better these days
🥀6 weeks off is enough to forget how to pace! I work in a school so it’s a massive change to routine!
🥀 accepting help is getting a little easier
🥀 taking responsibility and stepping in to call the shots of when to go home is getting a bit easier
🥀 the shame is lessening
The smaller warning signs that a fatigue attack (or whatever I’m meant to call it) that I don’t ignore now are :
🍄 feeling dizzy even though I’m hydrated and have eaten
🍄 waking up more tired than I usually do (I find it hard to remember to compare)
🍄 working out how physically far away things are comes to the top of my priorities
🍄 it is harder to concentrate, sit up and I walk slower and stay closer to the walls
🍄 things start to feel a lot heavier that I can normally lift with ease
🍄 I start to count the hours left in the day
🍄 I start to feel nauseous and achey - general malaise when I know I am not going down with something
Things I do to start helping myself out:
🍇 sit the fuck down when I can
🍇 not feel bad for asking people to carry stuff and open things for me (honestly all the doors are fire doors at work and it’s not great)
🍇 prioritise everything: decide what’s urgent to do and what can be delegated and what can wait - better one day now than a week because I pushed from fatigue into pain
🍇 whack out the stick - deal with the comments by just steamrollering them with other stuff or jokes or if it’s the kids and/or I cba to explain I normally say something like “my body gets more tired than my brain so I need help” - kids are actually better at taking an answer tbh
🍇 decide when I will probably be done and organise the “exit plan” - I used to push past the exhaustion point and learn the hard way and also it ended up creating more of an issue tbh. The illness being the issue - I was trying my best and was not intending to “cause” more issues by overstaying my fatigue - but I know it better now. People know what happens if I stick about - they don’t need to for it to be ok I am going. It helps somewhat. But I didn’t need to “show them proof” for it to be valid. This is a hard point.
🍇 nibble food. Drink Diet Coke for the nausea (should probs be peppermint tea but I don’t like it). Hydrate.
When I get in from a lift home I :
🎒dump everything. Do it another time - not important right now
🥤drink and snack integral - probably leave a wake of chaos but it is so much better to wake up to than hunger and thirst. Bedside table
🚰 wash face if the spoons are available
🛏️ Collapse in bed and try again another day
That’s the routine for now. Maybe one day it’ll be better - I hope so. It’s a hard job to do without fatigue. So I hope for a less demanding job one day that still gives me fulfilment. But I am so thankful for my patient coworkers who give me a lift home and keep an eye on me on the bad days. I do the best I can. I hope it shows. I hope my presence helps even on these days. Also I hope this is not a crash and I can be back up and running by the weekend. We’ll have to see.
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minimoefoe · 11 months
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doctor who rewatch thoughts (ninth doctor)
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for each episode there's two things I like (✅️) and one thing I dislike (❌️) (sometimes more/less) and general thoughts overall along with a rating out of five stars
there's a quick list of ep ratings and an average series rating at the bottom of the post
🌹1.01, rose
✅ basically every ninerose interaction in this ep is gold. I love when rose enters the tardis for the first time and asks if he’s alien and he and asks if that’s all right. it’s just v cute idk I love them ❌ clive’s speech to rose about who the doctor is etc is cringe and dramatic and kinda feels like it doesn’t match the vibe in some way, like it makes the doctor out to be something they’re not? idk how to explain it, it’s just strange
overall this ep kinda slaps tbh. some stuff is a lil dramatic (the music, clive's speech) and plastic mickey is haunting, but most of that stuff just adds to the vibe. and nine and rose are already an iconic duo one episode in. a solid, fun start, I have to stan
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🌎 1.02, the end of the world
✅️ the scene where nine and rose argue is probs one of my fave nine and rose scenes, and defo my fave scene in this ep. the way she calls him out and tries to get info out of him is just 🤌 and the way they make up is also well done ✅️ rose talking to the janitor and the moment where the camera slowly zooms in as she really realises she doesn't know the doctor at all is 10/10 I love it a lot ❌️ the resolution to the ep, where nine has to survive some kind of lethal more fire-y total wipeout challenge is a lil meh like why would they have that there idk
overall an absolute BANGER, the only thing that let's it down is the resolution being a lil off, otherwise I don't think I have any complaints
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💀 1.03, the unquiet dead
✅️ I find rose and nine having different opinions on if it's right to let the gelth take over the bodies very interesting, that's the kind of drama I love idk ✅️ rose's chat with gwenyth where they talk about boys and gwenyth is like uhhh, is so good. and I like the bad wolf mention that's in there as well. I also just love that it's rose once again getting to know someone in the place she's visiting, it's a nice theme ❌️ I don't think there's anything in this ep I particularly dislike tbh, it's all fine. I can understand why ppl sometimes say they see an anti refugee message, but I don't particularly think it's that deep
ngl when this ep started I was like oh I kinda cba with this, but it won me over somewhere in there. there's more moments to love than I was expecting. this is potentially gatiss' best ep so it's mostly downhill from here tho rip
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🐷 1.04, aliens of london
✅️ the first scene where rose gets back and jackie starts having a go at nine is 10/10, one of/maybe the only time the doctor deserved the slap he got ❌️ I'm not against nine and mickey having a kinda rivalry thing going on but nine always calling him 'ricky' was so annoying and just felt weird idk
overall a good ep, kinda underrated maybe? I think the slitheen and their farting kinda brings the tone down a bit, but there's some good stuff in there
⭐️⭐️⭐️💫
💨 1.05, world war three
✅️ 'I could save the world but lose you' ❌️ the farting thing is obvs important bc it's part of how they figure out a way to save jackie and mickey but the way its brought up and how much it goes on is a bit cringe and gross innit
mostly the same thoughts as pt1, farting brings the tone down but there's some cool stuff in there. i especially like the last five minutes tbh
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☀️ 1.06, Dalek
✅️ the first scene where nine comes face to face with the dalek is very cool and I like it a lot ✅️ nine wanting to kill the dalek vs rose tryna tell him not too, love it a lot. kinda similar to in 1.03 where they disagree on what the right thing to do is which is the kind of thing I find interesting idk ❌️ too many americans I fear
overall a banger. I feel like this might be my fave ep with daleks in terms of the actual dalek story/content yknow? also rose is a fashion icon and also also christopher eccleston actor of all time
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🥶 1.07 the long game
✅️ the scene where rose and nine are handcuffed and chatting to/being interrogated by simon pegg is cool ✅️ 'I ONLY TAKE THE BEST. I'VE GOT ROSE.' !!! ❌️ the idea of a companion that fucks things up is cool but idk I don't really care about adam so most of his scenes were a snoozefest
overall this is defo an ep that exists
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👨🏼‍🍼 1.08 father's day
✅️ nine and rose arguing after rose saves her dad is a 10/10 scene, I stg no doctor companion pairing argues as good as they do. also love the scene where they make up too ✅️ I like how they handle pete realising what's going on and fixing it. I feel like they could defo have fumbled it and gone down an annoying road, but they didn't god bless ❌️ clocking what jackie and pete's age gap is supposed to be has made some moments feel weird in an oh he's a bit old sense but also in a production sense like they didn't think about how jackie is young (i guess bc the actress playing her isn't the right age) and that makes some of things said kinda not work imo, like camille isn't playing a 20yo jackie she's playing the same 2005 jackie
overall a banger but the age gap thing has ruined it a bit for me, not bc I think it's wildly problematic, tho it is a bit dodgy, mainly bc I think the ep doesn't account for the in universe ages of characters which makes some stuff weird and I couldn't stop noticing it
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🇬🇧 1.09 the empty child
✅️ just love the vibes. it doesn't creep me out quite like it used to, probs bc I've seen it so much and I'm not 10, but the vibes are soooo good ✅️ the doctor guy transforming into one of them is so gross ❌️ rose and jack's flirting was a bit cringe idk
it's a classic for a reason
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👦🏻 1.10 the doctor dances
✅️ nine's attitude/jealousy towards jack is 10/10. the dynamic between all three of them is 10/10. ✅️ 'just this once, everybody lives' just gets me idfk
everyone cheered
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🥚 1.11 boom town
✅️ nine and margaret in the restaurant is all great, from the beginning where she's tryna kill him to near the end when it gets Deep. she really got his ass ✅️ nine, rose and jack (and mickey a little too) are an ICONIC group. I find some of their momemt s a lil cringe but for the most part I'm obsessed with them and wish we got more of them together ❌️ fatphobia bad
overall kinda a banger. defo makes the slitheen more interesting than the earlier two parter did
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🐺 1.12 bad wolf
✅️ nine and lynda are a very cute duo, her happy vibes and his grumpy(?) vibes are a great combo ✅️ all the games are cool ❌️ I love jack a lot usually but he was mildly annoying in this ep idk
overall uh, i am a fan. fun times and a good set up for the finale
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👋 1.13 the parting of the ways
✅️ rose's rant/speech about making a stand etc is chef's kiss ✅️ 'you were fantastic and you know what so was I' makes me want to SCREAM ❌️ I'm cool with the trope-y kiss of life thing at the end but 'I think you need a doctor' is too much for me sorry
it's a banger your honour
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series one overview :
rose - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ the end of the world - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ the unquiet dead - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ aliens of london - ⭐️⭐️⭐️💫 world war three - ⭐️⭐️⭐️💫 dalek - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ the long game - ⭐️⭐️💫 father's day - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫 the empty child - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ the doctor dances - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ boom town - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ bad wolf - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ the parting of the ways - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫
series one average rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | 4.07142857143*
*average also includes the christmas invasion (⭐️⭐️⭐️💫)
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review of Velma the series episodes 3 and 4
(specifically for those who genuinely don’t want to watch the show which is fair but you can’t stop me from watching it)
fyi I’ll be doing this every week. whenever I have time to watch it, at least
honestly these two episodes weren’t even as bad as the first two??? like???
there were a few things that made me want to throw a fork but honestly less than last week. episode 4 was probably the best episode so far imo.
I’m also gonna continuously mention that show’s voice acting and animation are genuinely really good, and are one of the few biggest reasons why I’m not losing as many braincells watching this.
episode 3 gets a 6/10, episode 4 gets a 7.5/10
major spoilers below
episode 3 had a few cringe moments which I mostly just tuned out tbh, but episode 4 was significantly better than all the other episodes. and it really, really helps that episode 4 was mostly just progressing the plot
ep 3 was mostly just about Velma and Daphne’s relationship, and they’re currently just friends right now who v clearly have feelings for each other. it’s okay, they’ll figure it out eventually. I really didn’t like how Velma did the whole thing where she was like “I’m gonna ruin Daphne’s career” and then dissed her mental health, like that’s not... in-character....... tho tbf a fair amount of the show hasn’t really been in-character to begin with (ahem Fred ahem). and also lowkey Shaggy (nah I honestly can’t even call him Norville sue me) becoming a therapist (or trying to be) actually does kinda make sense??? like???
ep 4 actually progressed the plot, not so much with Velma but with Daphne -- she finally earns enough money for a detective to find her biological parents, but none of them want to work for her. so she takes matters into her own hands with Shaggy, but Shaggy has a whole moment where he goes “hell no, I can’t do danger” and just walks away, forcing Daphne to come along, and then we hear the serial killer like in the cave waiting for them laughing as they leave. which like, hell yes! finally we get some actual mystery up in here!
Velma spends like most of ep 4 talking about gender norms but to be completely honest, I kinda just tuned it out because Daphne and Shaggy interacting with each other was far more interesting. it’s such an underrated friendship and I’m all for it. but from the few things I did listen to, none of it was actually really out of the ordinary, but it’s always been a rather controversial topic.
also Fred gets some (????) character development and then shows up at Velma’s doorstep saying that he likes her finally, only for her to reject him outright bc his personality sucks ass and like that’s... fair, honestly, they need to write him better bc I literally hate him so much in this show. I cba to even talk about him bc every time I see him I kinda just wanna toss him out of a window.
I think the four of them will probably unite soon into solving that case, and then the murderer + Velma’s missing mom, which should make this show a lot more bearable than it was before. the show is so much better when they’re not forcing sexual themes down our throat.
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HIHI
not too much happened, yknow that bb gun i was talking about tho or atleast i think i did, well the school didnt take it seriously just asked him if he had one and that was it, he was lucky to not have it that day. its not like i like being a snitch but my mom was asking about it and she was gonna tell the school about it and listen if anything is against apricot and he doenst know its me, then im all in if there are 1000 apricot haters im one of them if there is 1 im them and if there is 0 im dead.
anyways he keeps bullying melon which kinda sucks for her and he thinks its her who reported. anyways it was wellbeing week so we had to do stupid shit. yay. i absolutely loathe drawing pictures and ofc we just had to do that often. it really sucked. my friend made me move in cspe and then she moved away from me again i was so ready to punch her in the face. i nearly stapled her jumper together but missed.
on tuesday we had a sub for pe so basically no pe, got our test scores from maths scored a 76% twas a little disappointed but every1 got sort of that or lower except for very few. in french it was good and me and diorite somehow got onto the topic of costa and said that on friday we should have a goss sesh and drink the new maple hot chocolate (it was really good) so yeah we planned that out. in graphics our teacher said we would be starting our project which is basically worth 30% of the junior cert (yikes) but that was on wednesday we had graphics. also on wednesday our woodwork teacher came back and he collected the cbas except the sub told us these were all drafts and that we would have more time (spoiler alert we didnt) and our woodwork teacher is not a kind man. mine was pathetic. did i talk about the irish test?? i got on ok wasnt even a test tbh. i think our nurture teacher is avoiding us cuz idk but hes in but just doesnt show up and gets other teachers to sub which is weird..
ALSO on tuesday nearly missed the main event whoopsies, its kinda ironic considering wellbeing week and being healthy and shit for that but this girl in my year was so high that her hands started shaking and her eyes were rolling back, so the school called an ambulance bc (well one of my classmates who sits beside her) said that they thought she was gonna have a seizure. so scary shit, every1 was more worried about the weed pen she had rather than her getting seriously screwed up in the long run.
on wednesday we were supposed to have an irish test but then we got to have a wellbeing walk. i snuck in chocolate crisps or whatever you call them kinda felt like a fat bitch by the end so that was really mental health of me. Lapis (maybe someone i havent introduced but hes in my class) and this other guy got into a fight, idk what about bc no one will tell me but yeah. thursday was BORINGGGG we got hot chocolate but it was like 2 euro like wtf inflation im a student. like we have to pay 2 euro for good hot chocolate but they gave away a whole trolley full of laptops last year and just that day they let students take full ass monitors, computers and keyboards. even a fucking cars cannot park here sign. some dude took a laptop cover HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAPTOP. friday in irish turns out the test was a real one and im waffling, im waffling dude, so badly, im straight talking out of my ass. anywayyys i did shit but its me so i tried. on tuesday me and diorite specifically told granite "DO NOT BRING APRICOT, WE ARE SPILLING GOSS, DO NOT BRING HIM"
guess what i hear when i walk in huh, check whatsapp, i do, i see the message and it says granites ditching us for apricot, and then granite says oh no im sorry and then diorite says he invited him to costa. and my mind goes red i go up to granite and i start telling him i do " DID WE NOT TELL YOU NOT TO INVITE HIM HUH??" "yess.." "AND YOU INVITED HIM?? im disappointed im really disappointed in you" anyways we still went costa without him and it was fun until apricot showed up outside granite waved and then apricot and his friends looked at us through the window and then me and diorite buck t out fo there go to penneys catch some bargains and then go to granites house and theres granite, OD, apricot and ODs friend. we say hi but then i have to go ten minutes later. also i changed in the tesco bathrooms and i looked rly fucking hot ok. also me and diorite held an entire conversation in irish so like go me yesss. anyways good morning, day and night.
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starrjournals · 2 years
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i’m literally so annoyed. right so a couple of days ago me, my dad, and my stepmom went to the lake bc it was nice out and we had a cookout and whatever. it was nice. then towards the end my stepsister calls and asks if we want to go to the beach on sunday next week and my stepmom immediately goes yea and can we spend the night from friday and my stepsister goes yea of course. mind u,,, my stepmom didn’t even ask me she just immediately asked and assumed i’d be okay and i just looked at her and was like um … and she was like well what happened you don’t want to spend the night or go to the beach and i was like i can’t spend the night bc i have no one to take care of my cat and that’s when my dad says i can feed your cat. at this point i’m already uncomfortable bc 1. i wasn’t even asked, 2. she just immediately answered for me which is something i fucking hate that people do, and 3. she was guilt tripping me bc i clearly didn’t want to. like if my answer is no then no. but then she continued going oh well look your dad can feed your cat and i still was uncomfortable and went no bc then he’s going to eat it all at once and then throw up. you know usually id be down but i just don’t like to be thrown under the bus like this and forced to say yes. i knew if i go i’d be annoyed and irritated bc i didn’t even want to go and i still ended up going. so my answer was no but for some reason my stepmom thinks it’s gonna turn into a yes. Now to just now. So my stepmom called me and I didn’t feel like answering or talking to her tbh ever since the cookout she’s been calling and wanting to talk and i just don’t want to talk to her. She left a voicemail and then soon my dad calls. i wasn’t going to pick up but i was like whatever let me pickup. i worry anytime i don’t pick up my dads call something happened to him (which is what happened with my mom but that’s a story for another time). so i pickup my dads call and he immediately goes u didn’t pickup ur stepmoms call and i know that, they know i know that, but i just go i was showering and didn’t hear my phone. (i lied and i knew i said i was gonna work on that but i felt cornered). Anyways my dad is talking to me and i hear my stepmom in the background saying she never picks up my calls only her dads! and my dad puts her on and i’m like r u kidding me. and yea my stepmoms on the line and she’s like i have a question and by that point i’m already annoyed like i didn’t pick up bc i didn’t want to talk to u. i go yes what is it in the most monotone voice ever bc i genuinely cba. like i’m over it. and she’s like do u want to go to the beach tomorrow and then says i wanted to ask u or her sister just in case u wanted to go i know ur home. i said no and she was like why? immediately getting mad bc i said no. like first of all no is a valid answer and if i don’t want to go then that’s it. and i told her i got my period i don’t want to go. and she goes well don’t you wear pads, you can bring wipes and stuff there’s bathrooms. and i said no it’s going to be really hot and i’m going to be annoyed so i don’t want to go. and this is when she tries to guilt trip me saying oh you always have an excuse first it’s your cat and now it’s your period. like yea those are valid excuses and even if i said no that’s valid too. anywho now i’m upset bc i know she’s guilt tripping me for saying no and i’ve worked so hard on saying no like it’s so hard for me to say no and stay firm on it. and yea i’m upset and i want to cry bc it’s so frustrating. i’m so frustrated. i’m so glad i don’t live with them anymore and i can just hang up and go about my day. but it doesn’t mean it hurts less. like this is the reason why i’ve limited contact with my stepmom and i know i should tell her but then she’s going to get defensive and turn it on me and i just don’t want to deal with that. I was literally talking to a friend recently about how i would like to sit down with my stepmom and talk about she has harmed me in the past but i know she’s just going to get defensive and angry. and while i know what i went through i don’t
need validation from that it does hurt me to not have a good relationship with my mother figure. but i don’t think i’m able to even have a conversation with her about it. for now i’m just going to keep my distance again because it hurts me to talk to her like nothing happened in the passed and to continue on. so yeah, thanks for listening it felt nice to write this out. i do still feel like crying and that’s okay bc i need to feel my emotions. thank u again. 💖
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comforting you during a thunderstorm ⛈
summary: you’re not much of a scaredy-cat but you do have an immense fear of thunder storms which you didn’t tell him about. so this is how he comforts you
characters: saiki k, bokuto, suna
tw// thunderstorms, hurt/comfort
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thanks to anon for the wholesome request 🥺 this reminds me of ohshc & i love it so much 💞
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Kusuo Saiki
he just popped downstairs to bid farewell to his mother before she headed out to buy groceries, leaving you and him home alone
he didn’t even notice the thunderstorm, until his mom mentioned it
‘oh, i have to walk to the bus-stop in this horrible weather. is there anyway you could make it stop, ku?’
as much as he wanted to say ‘yes, but i cba. cope.’  he just blurted out a ‘no.’ before heading back up to his room
he didn’t think you were scared of anything tbh
i mean you killed a cockroach for him one time so you were basically a fearless god, in his eyes
so imagine his surprise when he walked into his room and..you were gone
he was confused for a moment until he heard faint sobs and whimpers from inside his closet
he slid the door open to reveal you cowering in the corner with your knees pulled up to your chest and your face buried between them, sniffing and only moving when you had to use your hand to wipe away the tears that poured from your eyes and threatened to stain your leggings
‘i go for a minute and this is what happens-- are you crying?’ 
that was when you realised that saiki had entered the room once again and when you looked up, you saw his tall, daunting figure looking down at you - the glow from the lightening behind him not doing any favours as it just made him look even more unnerving
‘i don’t cry. i’m just.. excreting my eye juices. it clears your skin-- ah!’ you tried to explain but you were cut of by another boom of thunder rattle through the house
‘you’re lying.’ 
yeah, you knew he was a psychic so you weren’t really sure why you thought you’d be able to get the lie passed him
also, due to his psychic abilities and common sense, he figured that the thunder/lightening was the reason for your distress
saiki sighed, not really sure if he should do what he was about to but upon seeing how frightened you were and the nervous series of continuous thoughts rushing through your head...he just had to
you heard another noise which sounded rather different from thunder but it startled you none the less
you looked up at your boyfriend for comfort, only to notice that he was gone
then, you caught a glimpse of something unusual from the window 
you approached it hesitantly and peered outside to see the cluster of storm clouds being swept aside like dust by some unknown force, to reveal the bright blue sky that was hiding behind it 
you were in awe and although the masses probably thought this was the work of god or the wind, it didn’t take long for you to figure out that it was your psychic boyfriend who was behind it all
‘it’s gone now.’ his voice tickled your ears from behind and to say it gave you the fright of your life was an understatement
you jumped, alarmed at first but once you turned around for your eyes to meet his, you couldn’t help but feel a wave of relief wash over you 
‘oh, yes. thank you, saiki!’  you chirped, throwing your arms around him and pulling him into a tight embrace
he was a bit taken back at first but it didn’t take long for him to melt into your touch and hug back, cradling your head and patting it bc i hc that is how he hugs/cuddles
(he just wants you to feel safe with him 🥺 even though he is an OP psychic who could probably kill you if he’s not careful)
anyway, saiki will ensure that you never experience another thunderstorm for as long as you live
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Kōtarō Bokuto
you already know that the first thing bokuto is going to do when he sees you cry and cuddle up next to you and cry too so you don’t feel embarrassed
but like when he comes back from the kitchen and heating the pizza he was about to eat, then he noticed you curled up under a blanket on the couch, shivering and whimpering..he drops the pizza
like he is so shocked 
he didn’t want to believe that you were crying tbh
but as your bf it was his duty to comfort you 
bc you always comfort him so well when he feels down and he wants to do the same for you!!
anyway, the first thing he does is join you under the blanket and cry with you for a bit
but his fake wails are so bad that you can’t help but laugh FVHIDBFA
once he notices that he’d cheered you up slightly, he’ll inquire, ‘are you scared of thunder?’
you nodded slightly, gently leaning your head on his strong shoulder, ‘a bit.’
bokuto bent his arm to pat and rub your head reassuringly, ‘but you’re so fearless, (y/n)! remember that time you went bungee jumping and even I was too afraid to do it?!’
you simply shrugged, tensing as you heard the thunder rumble through the living room
‘but anyway,’ bokuto hummed, placing a gentle kiss on your temple, ‘is there anything i can do to make you feel better?’
you shrugged once again, ‘maybe just stay with me for a bit longer, please.’ 
your wish was his command ✨
now there is no way he’s leaving your side until the storm passes
whether that takes a few minutes or the whole night
he’s not going to leave you even to eat the pizza he had dropped on the living room floor
and he hold you close against his chest so you know that he’s not going going anywhere
also, he started talking not only instinctively but also to drown out the sound of the thunder and redirect your attention onto him
‘and then kuroo was all like SUPRISE!! and i was all like THANKS, MAN BUT IT’S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY and then kuroo was like I KNOW!! god, he knows me so well.’
‘hey, (y/n) - we should dress up for halloween his year! kuroo and his girlfriend are doing a couples costume so i think we should do one too and out-shine them! i was thinkin’ fred and daphne except you can be fred.’
‘i was looking on five minute crafts of food the other day - don’t ask why - and some of the desserts were lookin’ kinda tasty tbh. i’ll send you the link so we can make ‘em sometime.’
‘why did you comment ‘i’ll give you my first born child in exchange for you to crush my skull with your thicc, juicy, scrumptious thighs 🤤😳’ under my instagram pic? and why does it have 1k likes?’
needless to say, you can’t be sad for too when you’re around bokuto lmao
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Rintarō Suna
RAIEVABTG DON’T EVEN LIE HE’D JUST BE LIKE ‘cover your ears den lmao’
ok ok so you’re on facetime with him and thunder blares through your room - it’s so loud that even he can hear it through the phone - and you jump, immediately pulling your blankets over yourself 
he was hitting his vape then he pulled away to look at his phone again and you were gone (bc you had brought your phone under the covers with you and obvs it was dark)
he could also hear your little whimpers even though you tried you best to hide them by slapping your hand over your mouth
‘doll, where’d ya go?’ he inquired, concern laced in his voice. he opened his drawer to toss his vape away but he did not avert his eyes from the screen just in case something happened
‘i’m still here. just under the covers.’ you spoke, doing your best to hide how shaky your voice was
‘why?’ he puffed, allowing the vapor to leak from his mouth and escape out to his surrounding - which was his bedroom 
‘oh, no reason.’
suna knew you were lying, it wasn’t hard to tell, ‘well, if that’s the case, can you come out from the cover, doll? i wanna see your face.’
‘-no.’ you immediately replied, letting out a feeble sigh as you realised that lying wasn’t going to get you anywhere. ‘i’m just a bit afraid of the thunder, that’s all.’
suna cocked his head to the side, ‘thunder? never heard that one before.’ he said, mentally cursing himself out just as he said that since it came out a lot harsher than he intended, ‘erm, why don’t you try putting your headphones on?’ he suggested in a soft voice, trying to make up for the uncalled-for comment he made
you hummed in agreement, wondering why you didn’t think of that
momentarily tossing your duvet aside, you rushed to your desk where you black headphones were laying, you picked them up and dashed back towards your bed as if someone was chasing you, diving onto it, pulling the cover back over your head and plugging the headphones into your phone before pulling them over your ears
‘this helps a bit. thanks, suna.’
suna’s eyes widened as he slumped back against his headboard, ‘suna? what happened to babe?’ 
‘thanks, babe.’ you corrected yourself with a giggle
now that suna’s voice was the most prominent sound in your ears, the thunder seemed to fade into satisfying background noise
you couldn’t get over the random flashes of lightening though, those always made you yelp - and he noticed this 
‘i really wish you were here right now.’ you mused, hugging your pillow to your chest to imitate what you’d to if he was here with you, ‘i’d give you all my kisses.’
‘bet.’ was the last thing you heard before he hung up on you 
you were quite bummed at first but then you registered that he was probably on his way over :))
and he was!
you heard a few loud knocks on your door followed by a monotone mutter ‘let me in, i’m freezing my tits off out here.’
ofc you let him in and after you led him to your bedroom, he immediately pinned you to your bed, ‘you know what i’m here for.’
‘huh?’
he was confused for a moment but then he noticed that you still had the headphones on
he snickered, momentarily pulling one of the earpads away from your ear to say, ‘kisses.’
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catb-fics · 3 years
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Hiyaaa there, hope you're having a great day Xx
Anywaysss, I apologize in advance for this, didn't mean to rant but i just needed to get it off my chest:
I feel guilty for saying this but I've been feeling more distant with catb ever since Bob's departure. like, i guess the spark just isn't there anymore? can't lie but i was disappointed with how they handled the whole thing, yk the lack of announcements, even there's still none addressing bob leaving? i know it's possible that it's because of management stuff yadda yadda but still, tbh pretty disappointing 🥲 i just hope that no one else is quietly leaving (ngl that rumour of bondy leaving been making me anxious since). I would still listen to their future releases ofc, if there really would be one, but maybe i wouldn't be just as invested as before 😅
Okay now I feel a bit better after typing it all out hahaha, thanks for letting me send this Xx
Hey! Don’t apologise it’s good to get stuff off your chest. 💕
Awww and I’m so sorry to hear how sad you’re feeling about catb and their lack of engagement. I feel it too 😭 And believe me when I tell you I’m their biggest supporter in defending them being quiet due to not knowing the full story and how they’re coping with whatever’s going on as individuals, but I’m also feeling a kind of lack of spark. It’s not like the lights have been suddenly switched out either, it’s almost like a slow fizzle out and that’s worse in a way. We were all so sad to hear about Bob leaving, I would have loved a follow up of some kind, just a recognition of some kind. I mean yeah, there might be contractual reasons they can’t communicate with fans but even so…
Right after Bob left I did feel a bit down stressing if someone else would go, but I’ve consciously made an effort not to dwell on it and we have another two months until December and I’m guessing we won’t hear a thing through that time… so there’s no point worrying really… I don’t know about you but I cba stressing for another two months!
Just gonna look at old band pics, fall a little more in love with Sam Fender and chat to you guys about silly stuff to cheer myself up! It’s good therapy! Take care anyway, don’t be too sad. Sending you a hug xoxoxo
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Alfie Solomons on Social Media
Big thank you to @cheekypeakyblinders @peak-a-blinder and @champagneholland !! So much love and support with this lil social media themed project we’re doing! Go read their writing (linked at the bottom!) also can I just say I’m super proud of the moodboards I made for these :)
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Alfie is NOT tech savvy. He’s not a complete technophobe, but he’s definitely not down with the latest trends, he doesn’t have a clue what half the pre-installed apps on his phone are for and he’s only just figured out that you can have a contacts list and that you don’t need to manually type in a whole phone number if it’s already saved on his phone.
He often forgets how to turn off caps lock, so his texts can often be misinterpreted as very angry or very excited
He also uses LOTS of abbreviations- like the normal ones (lol, wtf, ffs, cba) but then he also makes his own up which just confused everybody
Example:
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It’s okay though bc the younger ones actually teach him stuff (*cough* unlike tommy abd arthur who just take the piss)
‘No right Finn mate I don’t want to fuckin download Tik tok I’ve got a fuckin watch and a little clock on the screen fucks sake’
Alfie’s in a fair few group chats- there’s the main GC that has the Shelby/gray clan (he’s there for banter and because Polly is an admin and she knows it pisses tommy off
Every morning without fail at like... 5-6 o’clock, he’ll send a bright and cheerful good morning text that’s normally not very well received. But he does it anyway bc him and Pol are the only ones awake :)
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Alfie on snapchat is a different story. Literally every day there’s a picture of Cyril with a caption like ‘love of my life’ ‘best mate’ ‘don’t know what I’d do without you’
He also posts all his baked goodies onto his story too, and the random women who add him via quick add end up swooning over his floury tattooed arms bc he has a dog and he can COOK
He hasn’t got a CLUE what a private story is so every day, at least 100+ people are subjected to ‘tommy fucking Shelby has a stick up his arse pass it on’ which gets screenshotted and sent to the group chat
He doesn’t get the whole ‘streaks’ thing either
‘No I don’t wanna fucking streak with you isaiah what the fuck??? I thought your dad was a man of god and all that???’
Cue three days later on his story: “there’s fires next to some of your names right and if you die yeah, blame isaiah because he asked me to streak with him and I don’t think Jeremiah likesd that tbh and probs prayed to god to smite yous down lol’
‘Alfie it just means we’ve snapped eachother for three consecutive days mate’
His story that day: ‘sorry you’re not getting smited you lot just like sending me pictures of your ceilings ??’
Snapchat filters took him by surprise too but imagine this man’s JOY when he found out Cyril could wear funny glasses AND have a round face 🥺🥺🥺
Let’s talk YouTube. Despite not knowing how to turn caps lock off, and thinking Finn is having a stroke every time he throws it back, Alfie is quite the vlogger.
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What’s starts off as mostly baking videos and rants (he likes to get things off his chest while kneading the SHIT out of some dough) quickly turns into a full on THING
He makes all sorts of videos- at least one weekly vlog with Cyril and him going on an adventure
Honestly those ones are basically asmr bc Alfie will be recording cyril with one hand and petting him and scratching behind his ears with the other and just murmuring ‘what’ve you got there mate? A rock? Tha’s fuckin brilliant that is my mate. My good boy aren’t you? Yeah... good lad... you gonna put the rock down or... no we’re fuckin... taking the fuckin rock home with us... whatever you say mate...’
Like it’s not much of a vlog like ‘hey guys it’s Alfie aka the Wandering Jew and today me and my pal are going to the park’ it’s more of a ‘watch this great big bear of a man talk very gently to a great big dog for fifteen minutes’ type of vlog
He also does the baking vids obvs, but in more of a tutorial format rather than bitching about his mate ‘Timmy’ as he develops the gluten with his sleeves rolled upto his elbows.
‘Well Jamie Oliver will tell you to do it like this’
*like 10 seconds of silence as he stares at the camera*
‘FUCK Jamie Oliver the stupid twat THIS is the right way to do it
There are normally some VERY thirsty comments about his arms.
He does a reaction video to the thirsty comments once
John read them out to him and his audience was DELIGHTED by his blush as he muttered ‘that right, is fuckin inappropriate innit? Fucking filth like that when I’m trying to teach you how to bake my nan’s bread? Terrible.’
Alfie’s new found YouTube success brings some unwanted attention too...
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He doesn’t really know what to do about it so he just leaves it...
A week later, however...
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Finally, lets talk messaging his significant other
Admittedly his long winded, meandering rants don’t really translate very well into text, so he much prefers to FaceTime or simply ring you
His texts are sweet though
He tries, bless him
If you don’t live together, you get a good morning and a goodnight text every night, regardless of any business.
You quickly learn to mute your phone as soon as you wake up bc he is an early bird lol
You hear the rants he doesn’t put on his story 🥺🥺
He doesn’t really use emojis but he uses them a LOT more when he texts you- mainly the heart ones
Likes your instagram posts literally as soon as they’re posted and always comments on them
‘You’re fucking beautiful you. I love you’
He does it on your snapchat story as well, sensing you your picture with a cute (or flirty) comment
SMUTTY TALK BELOW
You love texting him little flirty messages??? Just subtle ones with a cheeky double entendre.
Maybe you’re thinking about him. Maybe the sausages you had with breakfast really were juicy who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
Either way it gets him GOING
You use snapchat to your biggest advantage, sending him cheeky little peeks at your body, but never quite ENOUGH
He clicks off the image really quickly so you normally get a ‘Alfie💖 has replayed your snap’ notification
‘Fuck me love’
‘Later. In a meeting gtg xx’
He doesn’t really take dirty pics himself. He does, however, tell you to grab your headphones ;)
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How come Giles never got arrested and charged with Jenny's murder? Like surely the Police would take one look at the situation and conclude he killed her. Yes, there might not be lots of literal evidence but who else is it going to be? Giles is more than capable of breaking someone's neck, he's killed before, history of violence, he's the boyfriend and they always say it's someone close to the victim. I'm just confused how he escaped a prison sentence, any ideas?
Bloody hell Anon, really? There's a few ways of answering this but wither way, it’s a long one. Oh and here's the disclaimer that although I’m genuinely a qualified Legal Professional in the outside world and it is my day job, that's for English Law not American, plus I specialise in Civil not Criminal Law...which is different. Anyway, here’s why Giles didn’t get arrested and charged with Jenny’s murder:
Insufficient evidence.
That's what it boils down to. You can't go charging people with murder all willy nilly without a shred of proof. And you can't be detained by the Police without a charge brought against you (very simplified).
We've all watched how Police Investigations go on TV. CCTV, pathology and forensics would eliminate Giles as a suspect. It was 1998, not the Cretaceous Period, it’s not difficult to confirm his whereabouts. Even the most useless Police Department in the world would figure out pretty quickly that Giles had nothing to do with it. They probably kept him for three hours, tops.
They could potentially detain him for is obstructing a murder enquiry. And if he said he had no idea who could've done it, they're likely to believe him. Especially given the almost catatonic state he was in when talking to that officer at his flat. If they thought he knew more than he’s saying (possible, though unlikely), then perhaps they'd press further. Due to his clear emotional distress and being forensically eliminated as a suspect, they'd maybe just give him a ‘friendly’ reminder to call them if he remembers anything. Tbh given the amount of mysterious murders in Sunnydale, they'd not be hurried in finding the killer. Obviously, like I said, it'd likely be a tad more complicated but I'm not well versed in American Police procedures, so idk for sure.
So I’m going to teach you about how the English Legal System would approach this, in super-basic terms. While it is different to America, most of the principles are the same/similar, and illustrating exactly why Giles couldn’t be charged will probably help. I’ll even chuck in a few case citations/examples for good measure. 
Murder is the most serious Unlawful Homicide Offence, a Common Law Offence. This means that it isn’t contained within an Act of Parliament, so there are no explicitly set directives to follow. However, in the 17th Century, Sir Edward Coke (fancy, influential English dude) defined it, and this definition is still widely used today. It says that murder is the “unlawful killing of a reasonable creature in being, and under the Queen’s Peace, with malice aforethought, express or implied”.
In order for a charge to be brought against someone, the Crown Prosecution Service (the equivalent is the U.S. Attorney’s Office) have a checklist of criteria that needs to be met. If one of these isn’t, there may be insufficient grounds for a charge brought against the defendant to be successful in Court. Also, the burden of proof is on the Prosecution, they need to have a watertight case to secure a conviction “beyond reasonable doubt” in Court. It can get quite confusing but essentially, it’s innocent until the Prosecution proves otherwise.
There’s two key components of a crime: Actus Reus and Mens Rea. Guilty Act and Guilty Mind. We just use the Latin to sound pompous and confusing because we’re English and apparently it’s necessary. Without one, you can’t have the other.
The Actus Reus of murder is “unlawful killing of a reasonable creature in being and under the Queen’s Peace”. It’s split into 4 parts:
Jenny’s death must be unlawful, which it was because it wasn’t a justified killing (Clarke and Morabrir), e.g. meaning not in self-defence. 
Causation, but it’s easier to hang fire on that for now. 
Was Jenny a ‘reasonable creature in being’? Yes, according to the criteria established in Attorney General’s Ref No.3 1991 and Malcherek and Steel (she’s not an unborn baby, nor braindead). 
Did she die under the ‘Queen’s Peace’? Yes, because it didn’t happen in a war-time situation. 
If all parts are ‘satisfied’ then the defendant will be found to have an Actus Reus and we move onto the Mens Rea.
Establishing a Chain of Causation then. This is where it gets a bit more complicated. The defendant (Giles) must have both Factual and Legal Causation for Jenny’s death. For factual, we use the ‘but for’ test. Would Jenny have died ‘but for’ the defendant's actions? (R v White (1910)). For Legal, we must ask if the defendant’s actions were the “operating and substantial cause” of death/injury (Malcherek and Steel). The defendant’s conduct must “contribute significantly” to Jenny’s death (Benge). Giles has neither of these, so there is no chain of causation, therefore the second part of the Actus Reus cannot be satisfied and thus, the Prosecution cannot proceed. 
You could then discuss New Intervening Acts (we also use Latin for this bit but I cba) to see if anything else happened that could’ve broken the chain of causation, for instance gross misconduct of a medical professional. Seeing as Giles has no causation for Jenny’s death based on the evidence that the Police will have gathered (not from what we as an audience already know), he can’t be charged. They may suspect he had something to do with it, but in all genuine honesty, I doubt it and they couldn’t prove it in Court anyway. 
So they can’t do him for murder. They could try to get him for manslaughter (accidental death), in this case either Gross Negligent Manslaughter or Voluntary Manslaughter, but again, there’s insufficient evidence and it wouldn’t be pursued by prosecutors. Other than that, unless Angelus planted evidence to frame Giles, our Watcher remains a free man. 
So let’s look at the ‘evidence’ then. Giles is a big guy. 6ft1, relatively strong (he’d have to be to train Buffy), much bigger than Jenny and he’s the boyfriend. The scene where the body was found appeared to be that of a romantic evening between the happy couple. Giles could’ve lost his temper and resorted to violence, lashing out and killing her. Any investigator taking one look at the tweed clad, stammering Librarian (who called to report the crime himself) would figure that he isn’t a likely suspect. 
Pathology would prove that Jenny’s time of death was before Giles came home, likely by over an hour. CCTV from the school car park would show Giles leaving at least 30 minutes prior. His car registration/model would be picked up on various cameras in Sunnydale on his way home/wherever he went. They’d find Jenny’s classroom and forensics would show DNA from another individual that matches prints on the body (Angelus) but obviously that wouldn’t be in the system, so it’d likely be a cold case with the killer having never being found. There is no evidence. 
Also, Giles can have ‘violent tendencies’, but arguably only in times of distress. The Police wouldn’t think this unless they looked at his medical record. Even if they did, so what? Sunnydale is full of weird shit and the school librarian apparently gets bi-weekly concussions, big deal? Maybe he just gets hit on the head by falling books? The Council also likely purged any criminal record Giles obtained during his ‘Ripper rebellion’ so there would be nothing on the system to indicate he has violent tendencies, nor that he has killed before. 
My initial reaction was to scream “BECAUSE HE DIDN’T BLOODY KILL HER!” from the rooftops but that wouldn’t have been helpful... Hopefully this wasn’t too confusing though... :)
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