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I stretch along the windowsill, listening to the sound of my Bridget approaching. I can tell by her short, quick steps that something has agitated her. The toys in her hand jingle as she lets herself into our nest. I find it odd that she is upset. She is holding her phone in one hand, door-toys and coffee cup in the other. The cup has a devil on it and I can smell the delicious liquid inside. Usually these cups make her more Agreeable and prone to giving out Treaties.
If I do not get these Treaties, I will be very put out.
“No, I ran into hi- Them. I ran into them at Devil’s Stomping Grounds,” Bridget says into her phone. As I rub myself on her ankle in a way that should communicate, ‘Pancake has been a good boy and gets Treaties’, she puts her cup down to bless me with Delightful Scritches behind my ears. No Treaties yet, though. I may not live until dinner without them.
“I can’t believe Skylar is back. I thought they’d gotten out of here.” She pauses. The voice coming from the phone in her hand is her friend Bernadette. I can tell. Bernadette always gives me extra Treaties when she stays with me as long as I don’t tell my Bridget. “Are you serious? They annoy the shit out of me, why- I don’t know when they came out. I guess while they were gone. What does it matter?”
My Bridget stands and starts walking back and forth in the small front room of our nest. Right. In front. Of the Treaties. She has not yet reached for them. I will starve. I can already feel the hunger and need gnawing at my belly. I am at the mercy of a buffoon, although I would never tell my Bridget I think that. My claws flex. Perhaps if I give her the Big Eyes.
She is not even looking at me.
How absurd! She should always be looking at me. I’m perfect.
“I know, I know. I haven’t asked anyone,” my Bridget sighs into the phone. She sounds tired. “I don’t think Skylar would agree to a fake dating thing with me.” Another pause while Bernadette speaks. “Well, my family would know something was up! I was never shy about hating Skylar’s guts.”
Another pause. She has stopped directly in front of my Treaties. “I mean, I guess they did give me their number.”
She has produced a small piece of paper from her clothing. I care not for these things, except for the fact that she is staring at it when I would rather her be staring at my TREATIES!
“You’re right,” she finally says. “I’ll call them.” My Bridget presses something on the front of her phone and it makes a sad beeping sound. Honestly, a relatable emotion. I shall have to tell it later, perhaps when she’s gone to bed, that I empathize with it’s morose sound. Perhaps if I make a sound like that, she will understand my plight. This should be the time when I receive Treaties. She has had the coffee drink from the devil place, she has finished with the phone. Now must be the time.
Only, she’s put the phone back to her ear again! I give a sad mrrow at her, hoping that my noise will be a gentle reminder that she is starving Pancake. She gives me a small smile and then TURNS and GOES TO HER BEDROOM! WHAT ABOUT MY TREATIES!
As she closes the door, I can hear the traitor say, “Hi, Skylar? It’s me, Bridget. I have a favor to ask-”
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comradesbooks · 6 months
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HEY KIDS I HAVE A WORDPRESS NOW
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yomaenwere · 7 months
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kaitlynnorabooks · 10 months
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“When I say work I only mean writing. Everything else is just odd jobs.” Btw I wrote a new book and it’s for sale on Amazon .
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bluesstorycorner · 10 months
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Writeblr intro 💙⭐️💜
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Flies into open window through helicopter wire and front rolls across room.
Wait, wrong window.
Repeats everything but into the correct window where you’re standing and magnificently introduces myself for the first time.
Hey~🕺🪩
A bit of backstory for this account. (Feel free to skip this and go straight into the intro below):
I made this blog ages ago to try and connect more with self shippers, but I ended up not doing anything with it because I became inactive in the self ship community (at least until now. I might make a separate blog for that later, but right now I’m focusing on some more important things in my life).
So I tried reforming this place into a “I’ll put whatever I want here” sorta thing, but once again became inactive. And now that Instagram (my main platform) has basically been rendered useless because of the tags not working anymore, I need to find a new “main” to talk about my writing and shit. So I’m trying for a third and hopefully final time to reform this blog, and turning it into a writing/oc blog. :b
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About me:
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🛸 My name is Rosalind B. Sterling, but you can call me Ross or Ros.
🛸 My age is—slowly looks up at the number twenty looming over me. Dear god. It’s coming.
🛸 I’m a college student. Or at least I’m supposed to be. If my school would just make the transfer process a bit easier, I’ll hopefully be able to make it this semester.
🛸 I’m a demibiromantic asexual, and genderfluid. My pronouns are she/he/they 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
🛸 I’m Puerto Rican, German, and Scottish.
🛸 I’m also neurodivergent.
I mention all this because I want everyone to know that this is this is a safe space for LGBTQ+, POC, disabled people etc, and I love using my experiences as a person from these groups to write diverse casts of characters into my books.
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About my writing/what to expect from this blog:
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💜 I'm an author/writer, editor (mostly developmental), artist (mostly cartoonist), and reader who posts illustrations, writing content, book reviews, discussions, thirst traps of sexy characters 💅, and more. See? You get an enjoyable variety of content here ✨
💜 I primarily write adult oriented stories in the genres: crime, comedy, and sci-fi, while mixing in vintage/nostalgic elements from different time eras ranging from the 1920’s to the 2000’s. I also love playing Cupid and slipping in different romantic subplots with varying levels of spice.
💜 You’ll probably see a lot of morally gray characters, cartoon-style humor, a chaotic/meta writing style with 4th wall breaks, and lots of parody/spoofing in my stories.
💜 I’m a planster, and often don’t know what the hell I’m doing when I write. I just shit something out and shape it into something readable with the help of my many betas and editors who still somehow put up with me to this day (I love you guys).
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What do I read?
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I like to read what I like write, except not everything I like to write is available in the book world. So at this point, I’ll read anything as long as it holds my attention for more than a few chapters.
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Can I read anything of yours right now?
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⭐️ Yep!
My debut novel: "Villain vs. Villain and the Revitalization of the Transtemporal Case" is the first book in my illustrated, crime/comedy/sci-fi trilogy. It's currently on Amazon in ebook format, and on Goodreads. But I’m also in the works of getting the paperback out this month as well as the animated-ish book trailer.
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It’s a story about a time travel scandal taking place in 2005. Jonathan, a black market salesman, is on a journey to clear his name and stop his brother from messing with the timeline. Along the way, he teams up with an undercover agent and go on wacky adventures together as they attempt to reach their goals and hopefully put a stop to their dimension’s demise.
⭐️ I also have a few random short stories on my website blog which can be found here, however, I’m highly considering re-working them as they are all unedited, probably full of errors, and I also wrote these anywhere from months to years ago, so I don’t think they properly represent my current writing all that well.
⭐️ Honorable mention to my Webtoon which you can find here. I haven’t posted anything yet, but have plans to do mini comics with the characters of my Villain vs. Villain trilogy as a way to explore ideas and backstories I couldn’t explore in the books themselves.
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Do you have any WIP's?
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Distant screaming.
Too many my friend...too many. But my main WIP right now is book 2 of my Villain vs. Villain trilogy. I also have a 1920's crime/comedy/sapphic romance short story thingamajig I've got in development that I hope to publish next year. I simply don't have the time, money, or energy to publish book 2 next year as I originally planned, so hopefully this short story will fill in that publishing gap until I get my trilogy figured out.
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Some random facts about me:
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💙 I love anything Y2K, scene, noir, neon, synthwave, cyberpunk, etc. You name the aesthetic, I probably like it. (I have waaaay too many eclectic interests and styles so I’ll probably look different in every photo, and I’m putting my bets on it that this account won’t have a concise theme either).
💙 I have a shih tzu/writing partner named Dakota who will sometimes appear on my account. (He loves contributing to my drafts by jumping onto my lap and slamming his paws and ass on my keyboard). Also ignore the half destroyed chair he’s sitting on. He’s responsible for said destruction and is proud of it.
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💙 I currently live in Ohio, and yes, I can confirm first hand that it’s an entrance to the backrooms. The screams from outside keep getting louder too…
💙 Horror is my comfort/self indulgent genre. I would say the same about erotica but I really can’t seem to get into most books I find in that genre for some reason. So I mostly read shitty X reader fics online involving the characters I crush on (who totally aren’t cartoon men in their middle ages).
💙 Music is one of my biggest inspirations for writing. My favorite genres are 2000’s-2010’s pop music, and electro swing. My favorite artists are: Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Pitbull, Wolfgang Lohr, Swing’it, and more.
💙 I talk…a lot…as you can tell by the length of this blog 🌝
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Welp, that’s all I got for now. I’m still working on reforming this blog, as I said earlier, so there might be a mess of random posts here here as well as an unfinished theme until I figure how the actual hell to use this platform. I sorta wanna post both orginal and fan content like I was doing before, but whenever I dedicate an account to my writing, I feel odd posting anything that’s not OC related. We’ll see what happens.
In the mean time, check my link tree for my other socials, website, and my editing services. If you follow this blog, I’ll most likely follow back because I need friends lmao. No matter your age, the genre you write, where you love etc, come say hi. I really don’t have restrictions on what kind of audience I want since I love everyone and wanna connect with as many writers/artists as I can. Hit up my DM’s too if you wanna chat. I’m always open to have a nice convo.
And with all that being said, welcome to my blog raaahhhh 🦅
Jumps out of window and dies.
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cpoppinz · 10 months
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Check out my author site on Amazon!!!😁💛
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redhawkridge · 1 year
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When You Need a Little Nudge
Hey, my peeps! Check out this amazing review for my debut novel, Blood for Honor. It might just be the little nudge you need to give it a try! Paperback is available online at all major retailers, and the Ebook is on Kindle Unlimited, where you can read it for free. You can go check out this review and others here. This novel is written as a futurist and thrilling Sci-fi that consist of many…
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katylikestotalk · 2 years
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I Want to Write and Share
I want to write. I want to share my writing.
But nowhere I share it seems to get any attention no matter how hard I try.
I'm losing motivation to share my short stories and flash fictions.
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kendradburroughs · 1 year
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humsofdarkness · 2 years
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BFV26SCB/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_taft_p1_i8
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106degrees · 2 years
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Oh, you can believe SCOTUS and the GOP Frat PAC will get the Pennyfarthing Treatment on blast. https://t.co/jTPPQIVf6X
Oh, you can believe SCOTUS and the GOP Frat PAC will get the Pennyfarthing Treatment on blast. https://t.co/jTPPQIVf6X
— Aldous J Pennyfarthing "Pedal or Perish" (@AJPennyfarthing) May 3, 2022
from Twitter https://twitter.com/AJPennyfarthing
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authorjacobfloyd · 30 days
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Women in Horror Month Interview #09: Angelique Jordonna
Though I am not familiar with Angelique’s work, I have spoken with her on occasion and found her to be a very pleasant and friendly individual. I know she stays busy with her own work, anthologies, and her work at PsychoToxin Press. I was glad to be able to interview her for my blog. When was the moment you decided to you wanted to be a writer and what caused it? I’ve always been a reader. Most…
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comradesbooks · 5 months
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The Wolf of Ugol: Inu has launched!
IT’S ALIVE!!!! Go check her out on Amazon. Here’s the link, my dear children. The Wolf of Ugol: Inu on Amazon
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dayparker · 1 year
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Author Interview with Teshelle Combs
Author Interview with Teshelle Combs
Day: If you had the opportunity to live anywhere in the world for a year while writing a book that took place in that same setting, where would you choose? Teshelle: Oh, hands down, I would go to Northern Sweden. The extreme seasons and the Midnight Sun. The Northern Lights and the ice cracking on the frozen lakes while the foxes cry out in the darkness. I would write one HECK of a story. Day:…
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kaitlynnorabooks · 9 months
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Excited that book 2 to Given My Heart is finally out on Amazon. I’m proud of the work I do. My books mean the world to me and now that I have two of them out and working on another, has made me feel even more proud.
Now available on Amazon!!
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vickihinze · 2 years
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Traction by Julie Arduini
Traction by Julie Arduini
When I travel back to my hometown in Upstate NY, I try to carve out a pitstop in Erie, PA. The gem of the area is Presque Isle. My favorite is Beach 6 where I love to sit and watch the waves. There’s always one challenge. Where I park versus where I sit contains a bit of a sandy hill. A few trips I didn’t consider this and I wasn’t prepared. My shoes didn’t have great traction and I struggled.…
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