Urgh, why must I write the paper??? How come it is not simply enough for me to know my argument in my head 😠
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made a shirt for all the horny lit majors and ex- theatre kids‼️
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I am so done with this, we're gonna start manifesting, bitches: No more crusty pdfs, like to charge reblog to cast!!! ✨💕✨✨💕✨
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You know you have a supportive and very understanding friend when...
(pov: instead of writing a thesis, you send a catchy song about ADHD to your friend, saying it reminds you of her and the dynamics she has with her husband (he is the ADHD one); and she absolutely loves the song and sends you back “just a little something to mentally support you in your eternal thesis/diploma battle" - so you click the link and...)
...the song she sends to you is "I've No More Fucks To Give" (by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.) and she wishes you to get to this Point Of No Return because SHE KNOWS your life will be so much better when you get there.
I love her, your honor.
(And no, I’m still very far away from this point - I still give waaaay to many fucks about anything, really - but it’s nice to know your friend has faith you can do better than that. lol)
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I have such a pretentious problem right now, and saying it out loud will make me sound like the world’s biggest academic douche:
I can’t find my copy of O. Henry short stories.
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Published in 2016, before Covid-19, but predicting something like it.
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Oh hell yeah I am going to live forever.
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Instead of the “Jason vs Percy” rivalry we should have gotten Annabeth vs. Jason but instead of a fight for power it’s them having a battle of autism cause their special interests were Greek myths vs Roman myths.
Jason calls a Greek god by their Roman name and Annabeth pops up out of nowhere and goes “erm, actually”
The 7 is talking about some landmark and Annabeth and Jason start arguing about which pantheon it was dedicated to.
“It’s amazing right? It was dedicated to Athena.” “Erm, it was actually built for Mars…”
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me (threateningly): “Maybe you are not my priority anymore, but I will finish you nonetheless!”
pov: I finally found my long-lost motivation and decided to finish my thesis, even if it’s the last thing I ever do, and I’m very dramatic about it.
God have mercy on me, I have 10 days.
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"For science!" Is a fantastic sentence because you can explain so much utterly unhinged shit with it.
Why do you have 230 funnels? For science
Why are you covered in mud? For science
Why have you covered all the available counter space with vats of acid? For science
What do you need military grade bug spray for? Science
A two gallon container of microplastics? Science
A bag of human hair? Science
It's the answer to most of the strangest things in my life right now, and I'm having way too much fun with that.
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