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mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware · 6 months

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#jokes on you #im being held hostage #the thesis would take me out back #and put a bullet in my brain #thesis is chaotic evil #humor #shitpost #lol #pls help #jokes #but I defend in a week #a sword??#help #grad school #gradblr #graduation #academics

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trans-pilled · 9 days

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genuinely cannot imagine dickriding the watcher guys the way some of you have been. like they made a bad business decision! they alienated their audience! they made jokes about "eating the rich" and then one of their owners turned around and bought a tesla! they said they'd pull all their old content off youtube and then immediately backpedaled and started gaslighting the people who noticed it! they're just guys on the internet, they're not your friends and they are not anti-capitalists. they just want money and they don't care about their primarily young/international/non-wealthy audience.

#yall are parasocial as hell #they don't deserve your $60 annually when they're putting out one thing per week!! you don't have to defend them!!#yes i understand that this is a business and they need to make money #but this is a slap in the fucking face #watcher #watcher entertainment #steven lim #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher tv #1k #2k

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padmestrilogy · 3 days

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best scene in the prequels is when anakin and padme have just landed on naboo & padme goes “hmm being a childqueen might’ve fucked me up a bit” and anakin, former 9yo slave separated from his mom, confronted for perhaps the first time with the idea that childhood trauma effects you later in life, goes “nuh uh”

#he LEAPS to defending her child queendom so quick it’s funny #dude u saw like a week of it #padme is telling you right now that it sucked she’s opening up!#but i get it also bc no one wants to think about the rammys (ramifications)#padme amidala #anakin skywalker #attack of the clones #star wars

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gordonsicedcoffee · 5 months

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Leigh Whannell on Recovery (1999)

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me when I fckn GET u

#leigh whannell #this is his Lewk ever. to me #had to preserve it in gif form for posterities sake #these gifs come from the bit where he's defending his star wars knowledge lmao #we had a bit of ~controversy~ last week :o #the switchboard was flooded w/calls about MEEEEEEEEE #need him carnally #also. gender #perceiving him like wow. I look exactly like this. I don't of course. but I do #also. used an absolute metric FUCKTON of noise on these jfsdhjhfdsj #but the quality is already v low. so I'm givin myself. one iota of grace 4 that #mine

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coolnonsenseworld · 4 months

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I've heard there are people who don't know what HEX klance is...... so lucky.....

linktr.ee/mezzy

#klance #laith #voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #klance fanart #halloween AU #like that was the only thing i wanted to say abt hex #i also totally love how now people interpret it as an angsty fic i dont name because it breaks heart or something #nah i dont share it bc im writing it and i dont think it should be advertised tbh #but also on the other hand..... i cant shut up about it #so this were we are rn you could say its a..... hex situation ehehehe #anyway #have a great week guys

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linipik · 1 year

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[ PART 10 ]

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#love letter poll game #klance #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld #fanart #OKAY NOW THIS #this is the poll that y'all been waiting for THIS is the most important one #all answers or none!!!- that's also a possibility- will come from THESE results #i dont have strong feelings about either tho #because this is what i wanted to draw from like last week so I'm good now #i use ´´reckless´´ but i wanted to actually write ´a fcking dumbass´

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its-your-mind · 3 months

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*deep breath in*

the fears 👏 have always 👏 been (in one way or another) 👏 parallel 👏 to 👏 desire 👏

let me explain.

so many of the statements given by actual avatars center around some sort of need that was met by their entity. Lots of them even had a positive relationship with the fear that drove them.

Jane Prentiss is an excellent example - the Corruption has always been about a form of toxic and possessive love, but she personally has a deep desire to be “fully consumed by what loves her,” and finds a perverse joy and relief at allowing herself to be a home

Jude Perry is another - she fucking loved watching people’s lives be utterly destroyed. The Desolation only offered her a power of destruction on a grander scale, and then gave her a more intense rush of joy as she did its work. When she tells Jon that he needs to feed the Eye before it feeds on him, it’s almost as an afterthought; she was happily feeding the Desolation long before it burned her into a new existence.

Simon Fairchild. Every time that old loose bag of bones wanders into the picture, he is having a fucking EXCELLENT time playing with the Vast. He loves showing people their own insignificance, and he loves luring them into situations where he can throw them into the void as he smiles and waves.

Peter Lukas (hell, the whole Lukas family (except Evan. RIP Evan.)) hated. people. all he wanted was for them all to go away, to leave him alone. The Lonely only fulfilled that desire.

Daisy, Trevor, and Julia, all devoted to hunting those things they deemed monstrous.

Melanie, holding tight to that bullet in her leg because on some level, she wanted it. It felt good, it felt right, it felt like it fit right alongside the anger and spite that drove her to success.

Annabelle Cane first encountered the Web when she was a child, running away from home in order to tug on her parents’ heartstrings in just the right way to have them wrapped around her little finger. Later on she volunteered to be the subject of an ESP study. Hell, she’s the one who dangled the “Is it really You that wants this?” question over Jon’s head in S4.

And that brings us to Jon, beloved Jarchivist, the Voice that Opened the Door. Ever since he was a child targeted by the Web, he was looking for answers. He joined the Magnus Institute’s Research Department looking for them, he stalked his coworkers in search for them, he broke into Gertrude’s flat and laptop out of desperation for them. And when he realized that all he had to do was Ask to get truthful answers to his questions? It was only natural for him to jump at that opportunity.

Elias told S3 Jon that he did want this, that he chose it, that at every crossroads he kept pushing onwards, and the inner turmoil that caused was one of the focal points for Jon’s character through the rest of the podcast.

There’s a certain line of thinking in many circles about the power of the Devil: he’s not able to create anything new. All he’s able to do is twist and warp that which was already present, making it something ugly and profane while still maintaining the facade of something desirable.

Jon didn’t choose the Eye. But he did wander into its realm of power, exhibiting exactly the qualities it was most capable of hijacking and warping to its own ends. Jon didn’t choose the Apocalypse. But Jonah picked at him little by little, pointing him towards each Fear individually. Jon didn’t want to release the Fears. But the Web tugged on his strings just so and laid a pretty trail for him to follow until he reached its desired conclusion.

Jon didn’t choose ultimate power, or omniscience, or even his own role as Head Archivist. But he said “yes” to the right (wrong?) orders and kept on pushing for the right (wrong?) answers. He wanted to succeed at the work he had been assigned. He wanted to protect his friends. He wanted to rescue them when they were lost. He wanted to prevent the apocalypse, to save the world. He wanted to know why he was still alive, when so many had died right in front of him.

The Great Wheel of Evil Color that is the Entities might not fit as neatly into categories in this universe - maybe there was no Robert Smirke trying to impose strict categories on emotional experiences, or maybe the ways they manifest in the world has turned on its head (goodness knows many of them have been showcased and blended in some very fun and new and horrifying ways so far) - but their fundamental foundations seem to be the same. Hell, in episode one we learned that there had been enough individual incidents to create a distinction between “dolls, watching” and “dolls, human skin.”

Smirke’s Fourteen isn’t going to be relevant as common parlance, RQ said that already, but I don’t think that means the Fears themselves (and their Dream Logic-based rules) are different - I think it means that the levels of understanding, language used, and personal connections among people “in the know” are going to be entirely unfamiliar

#tma #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp meta #tmagp analysis #the entities #robert smirke #smirke's fourteen #mind write a meta post that doesn’t turn into a fucking essay challenge #I literally thought about citing my episode sources here but decided that would get too FUCKING long.#anyway I’m pulling mostly from Gerry’s statement (111) and #and the Big Elias Group Confrontation (92)#and Annabelle’s statement (147)#and then finale - 196 / 197 / 200 #there are other little lines that I grabbed - tbh feel free to ask about anything I’ve said bc I feel like I’m ready to defend a thesis #I’ve been thinking about this on and off for a few weeks since the desire thing started going around #I have an obsession with Themes as they relate to Worldbuilding and now I have subjected you all to it as well #I am serious tho if anyone wants me to pull the specific parts I’m talking about (whether cuz you have Questions or you wanna ref them too)#lmk #my hyperfocus on silly media brain might as well come in useful somehow #aight peace ✌️

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daily-crowley · 3 months

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Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍

(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)

#personal update #I got into Trolls #but I mean really really really into it #new fixation the brainrot is unstoppable #it’s all I think about I’m to the point that I need all Trolls content to survive #all Trolls content HAND IT OVER! merch fanart fics ALL OF IT #I’m so in love with Branch Floyd and John Dory #Rock Zombie Branch is sooooooo #and so I’d Rock Zombie Poppy #I AM THE NUMBER ONE JOHN FORY DEFENDER LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND DOESNT DEAERVE THE HATE HE GETS #I need what Broppy have oh my fucking god it’s so cute the love they have for each other it’s consuming me #and I need more of Branch and Clay those two rule following safety loving nerds would have such a great relationship #DID YOU SEE CLAY FAWNING OVER BRANCH WHEN THEY REUNITED SQUISHING HIS CHEEKS #THATS HIS BABY BROTHER AND HES AS CUTE NOW AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS A BABY #AND THE ENDING WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE WAS SORRY FOR MISSING HIM GROW UP BUT COULDNT WAIT FOR THWM TO HANG OUT NOW #everyone focuses on Branch and Floyd but I NEED BRANCH AND CLAY #Speaking of Floyd I love him so much. he’s all I think about. that is if I’m not thinking of Branch #John Dory is everything to me? like I’m obsessed with him in a different way. like I said I’ll defend him every single time #BRUUUUUUUCE!!! 💞💞💞💞💞#Trolls 3 is still in cinemas and I’ve literally been going to rewatch it once a week #no joke I’m going again this Wednesday #AND I HAVE THE FILM AT HOME! I have all 3 of them and I watch them every day #I’m telling you the brainrot is unstoppable I am going insane #People apparently don’t like when I talk about any other interest of mine especially Trolls #it’s like I’m almost not allowed to talk about anything other than Good Omens #so since people don’t like me doing permanent posts YOU’RE GETTING IT IN THE TAGS #okay I’m done…. for now.#Crowley #Crowley Of The Day #Good Omens

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akiraal · 3 months

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my boy has a profound sadness that no smile can erase

#the day i decide on a singular style is the day when red snow falls from the sky #and probably when ill start studying anatomy and drawing techniques properly #which is... not today #i almost lost my best friend yesterday so i felt like halfway finishing this wip that was in my folders for a week #anyway. take this wobbly grayscale sketch until i get my shit together #voltron #vld #lance mcclain #lance #lance vld #voltron legendary defender #my art

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liesmyth · 6 months

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re prev post... I need more people who followed me for Ted Lasso to understand how wildly fucking insane rl football actually gets.

I'm keeping a tally of unhinged moments I want to shove into my fic for this fandom, such as "Goalkeeper gets sent off and a random player has to stand in goal now" or "Goal disallowed because buttocks were offside; ass too big!" or "Crazy penalty shoutout ends with 44 total penalties taken" or "League champions celebrate in the dark after rivals turn off stadium lights after final whistle"

And maybe some people will think I'm making this all and I just have a great imagination, but actually? This ALL happened in club football just this week

#ofc the nswl is the highlight because. as a lesbian. well #but I have a soft spot for 'defender scores WILDLY INSANE VOLLEY from near the halfway line'#and 'EPL current oldest scorer credits his 2-hours daily naps in his personal hyperbaric chamber for keeping him fit'#and the dollarumma bills. wow what a week this has been #sports #casually yeeting this into the #ted lasso #tags.... @ me for more borderline unhinged BUT TRUE footie facts #futbol

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ayakopng · 6 months

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really scuffed ashe doodles 🤲🏻🤲🏻 shes my everything

#NOT CAUGHT UP W SEASON TWO BTW i just saw him with elbow crutches and went YEAHHHHH #i think ashe would play stardew valley #not projecting #(lying)#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi spoilers #ashe winters #jrwi ashe #jrwi pd #jrwi pd spoilers #jrwi prime defenders #happy asexual week #!!!!!!#prime defenders #prime defenders fanart #doodles #my art #ko art !

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thrandilf · 11 months

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S2E5, Breaking the Seal, in reference to the Magma Titan

Aaravos, inspired partly by the Titan Prometheus, makes me feel some kind of way. I'm ready for the emotional journey the next few seasons will bring- in TDP there aren't monsters, only people.

#aaravos #tdp #the dragon prince #aaravos tdp #the dragon prince aaravos #//had this bouncing around in my brain for weeks. finally i do it #//listen the writers have been defending aaravos for years this is a slow burn. he will be humanized more. it will Hurt me

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zootopiathingz · 6 months

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“Grr movie Peach is too girlboss-y she has no personality!!!1!!”

Movie Peach:

#showing some more love for my girl #she’s strong and tough but also sweet and vulnerable and compassionate #I will defend her any day of the week #fight me #super mario bros movie #princess peach #super mario bros

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soullesserror · 8 months

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it kinda bothers me when people say that tubbo snitched, because that's not what happened

Cucurucho came up to Tubbo while he was building and gave him a book with instructions that he had to go get any illegal items Ramon was in possession of and give them back to Cucurucho after, offering a grappling hook and 5 duck coins for his help

Tubbo asked if he could say no or what would happen if he just didn't, and Cucurucho pulled out a gun. Tubbo then asked if he even had a choice, and Cucurucho said no. Then he asked why Cucurucho couldn't just do it themself and it just laughed, so then Tubbo gave in and went to go get them.

Tubbo then removed the Blazecakes,but realized that also got rid of what was powering them so he just placed them back (which might have consequences in the future) and checked out other areas because of the instructions

Tubbo did not want to do this, but he did anyways because his life was being threatened the second time in two days. He also mentioned (i think?) that he didn't want to get ramon in trouble with cucurucho because he cares about Ramon

He also said that he will absolutely tell Ramon what he did, because he is not two faced

So TL;DR: Tubbo didn't snitch, Cucurucho already knew about the illegal items, he just used Tubbo as a way to get rid of them because Ramon clearly trusts Tubbo and Cucurucho hates when people are happy (the last part is /hj)

#qsmp #qsmp tubbo #q!tubbo #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp ramon #So yeah if you see me defending qtubbo in other blogs #This is why #Mostly #I am also a tubbo viewer and i will not tolerate people calling him a snitch #When he did not snitch at all #The closest thing he did to snitching was talking about it in public #But he doesnt know that the federation is always listening #And people are just letting him fuck around and find #Ewith maybe the exception of phil #But they havent gotten to talk much and now phil is leaving for a week #I am so glad tubbo was the first to experience the horros (cucurucho) because ofcourse he would

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coolnonsenseworld · 6 months

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