Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then thatâs how I go.
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chris evans looks like he stumbled into a gym and didnât leave and now heâs confused by how much muscle he has
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why do harry and paul look like the mom and dad that are being forced to go to a parent teacher conference for their nightmare of a son louis
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You can control white people by giving them cheese
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If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby
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during and after a period
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[louis does something]
harry:Â
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au:Â everyone is born with their soulmateâs name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark.Â
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"Alex Turner is such an asshole but-.."
In what universe. Tell me. In what universe is Alex Turner an asshole. Because it sure as hell isnât this one.
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So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if Iâm a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: âwait, if youâre a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?â
Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and itâs kinda sad.
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Isnât it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
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Santa by Arthur
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Happy 22nd Birthday, you comic book geek youuu (àčă»Ï-)ïœâ„â
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can we do this thing like âcelebrities read mean tweetsâ but instead weâd have louis reading @louis_tomlinsonâs tweets, looking at the camera as if he was in the office
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