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The Breeding Clinic

Park Jihyo, Kwon Eunbi x Male Reader

Tags: breeding, creampie, titfucking, nurses, rough sex.

Word count: 5961.

Day 1

The last few hours hadn't been the best for Dr. Park Jihyo. Attracted by the alternative of a stable job beyond her already long idol career, she had decided to get a job at a medical clinic in the days she wasn't performing in Twice. However, the first few days of the job had been exhausting for her, leaving Jihyo in a state of despair. As the last patient entered the room, he found Jihyo with her head down, having enough of such a job.

"Hi, I'm here to see a doctor." You entered Jihyo's room. She wasn't much in the mood for another patient this late in the day, having even forgotten she still had someone waiting for an appointment. In spite of that, Jihyo kept it professional, putting her head up as you talked to her, asking for your name to see if that was indeed the case, and then confirming you were indeed scheduled for an appointment. "Sit down there; I'll be back soon with the procedures." Jihyo stared at you, dirty thoughts already in her mind as she looked for. Her previous patients were all insufferable dudes with little man syndrome, but you look different. She kept looking at your sexy stature and plotting what she was about to do.

Jihyo put her uniform in a position where you could clearly see her massive tits popping out before exiting her room. You took the magazines she had put in the waiting room to market her "TT Clinic", almost wondering if this wasn't a scam. The magazine had nothing regarding medical procedures, and it was filled with sexy pictures of two idols: Jihyo and Kwon Eunbi, who was apparently the other doctor in the clinic. You keep looking at the magazines and seeing the same thing before the sound of high heels coming out of Jihyo's room interrupts you.

"Come to my room." She says. You look shocked as Jihyo is wearing those sexy nurse costumes you'd usually see at a party but not at a clinic. A perfect cleavage to showcase her boobs, a red thong, and a pair of gathers connect her nurse outfit to her pantyhose. You obliged, sitting in her medical chair as Jihyo picked up her instruments, ready to examine you. "So, what issues do we have here?".

"I injured my hand; I don't even know how to tell because you'd feel so embarrassed knowing the reason", you tell her. "It's fine; you don't need to tell me; just disclose the injury. Now we're going to follow some standard procedures. Can you please take your shirt off?", Jihyo asked. "Alright", you say as you take it off. Jihyo doesn't even look at your hands, checking instead your heart rate, her breasts bumping against your chest, making you feel a little embarrassed, leading you to ask, "What kind of exam is this?"

"Just relax, baby; trust your doctor", Jihyo replies as she puts her hands under your pants, also taking them off while placing her boobs against your face. Things start taking a wild turn as she wraps her blood pressure monitor around your cock. "Looks too flaccid; let me do something to make it go up", she says, licking the tip of your wrapped cock, as you're only able to groan as her tongue keeps making some naughty circular moves around your tip.

"Ahhhhh", you let out your first loud moan as Jihyo wrapped her mouth around the tip of your shaft, making her smile as you screamed. She pumps the monitor, clenching it around your cock as she keeps sucking it. It turns out she knows how to pump someone's blood pressure up as you start to get hard and your penis veiny at each pump and licking Jihyo gives you. "How about that treatment, baby?", Jihyo asks with a big smile on her face, putting the monitor down as she just turned your cock from a flaccid instrument into a throbbing monster. "Hard as rock, would you mind if I sat down on it?", Jihyo asks.

"Sit down? I-I-I", you stutter as Jihyo starts taking her red panties off, her high heels shaking the floor as she walks in your direction, climbing on top of your body as she lines up your big cock against her tight wet entrance. For a second, you forget your injured hand and try to line it up yourself, but she quickly takes control, grabbing your pole with her left hand and sticking it inside her pussy, moaning for the first time on that exasperating day. She wastes no time, taking your full length in one go. "Ohhhh shit" you exclaim as her tight pussy wraps around your cock.

"Much tighter than that pumper, right, baby?" Jihyo brags as she starts bouncing up and down your cock, taking a pair of inclined bounces before riding you straight down. The little air coming out of her super tight vagina makes it queef, as you hold yourself not to cum after not even a minute inside her. You gave her left cheeks a spank, but Jihyo remains unfazed. "Spank me, baby", she says, as it only makes her bounce faster and go all the way up before slamming straight down your cock. Jihyo sets both feet in the chair as she moves faster every time she slams her cheeks down your hips.

You grab Jihyo's ass, but truly, she's the only one setting the pace; her sexy moans make you go even crazier. Jihyo uses your cock like a training toy, her cheeks clapping against your hips as she tests multiple bouncing motions against your dick. She puts her right leg on the floor with her left leg still holding by the edge of the chair, making your cock hit different spots in her womb. "So how do you like mommy Jihyo's treatment, baby?" she asks. "Oh, yes, it's so good", you reply as you pant at every bounce. "Faster, please" you say as you spank her ass again, and Jihyo grants your wish, riding you in a way that feels like your cock is about to snap in half. "Hold on, baby", you can't resist, and you start thursting upwards into her pussy, making Jihyo release her loudest moans yet. "Oh baby yes baby" she says in a cute voice before taking back control and slamming back down. Her tits bounce very close to your face, but Jihyo makes sure to keep them out of your range.

She then pulls out after a long ride and gives your prick a deep sucking. You can't resist her warm mouth, thrusting hard upwards and fucking it the way you wanted to plow her pussy. Jihyo then gives you a long deepthroat before she gags on your massive cock. You grab her by the hair and make her go down on you again all the way into your balls. But Jihyo is a tough fighter and starts stroking and sucking you like nothing happened. As she licks your balls, you give her tits a little pinch, making her bite your testicles in reaction. "Give me that dirty face", you answer back as you give her an even harder facefuck than the first one.

After this oral session, you get up the chair, holding Jihyo's hands and putting her on her knees against the chair, your hands going straight into her wet cunt. Then you give a pair of spankings to her ass. "Bad doctor, this is what you deserve", you tell her. Your tongue then circles around Jihyo's anus, making her squirt for the first time as you lick her butthole clean. Next, you stick a pair of fingers back in her pussy and start fucking her with them. "You like them better than my cock, don't you?", to which Jihyo only answers with louder moans. "Fuck that pussy and eat that ass", she demands, to which you answer with even more aggressive fingering and tonguing.

You can't resist your urge anymore, sliding your cock back inside her warm hole with her wet folds, inviting you into that chair. You put your fingers in her mouth to shut her up as she tastes her nectar straight from her pussy. The loose buttons of Jihyo's nurse outfit couldn't hold anymore, freeing her tits to bounce as you pounded her relentlessly. You firmly groped her melons as you keep pumping in and out of Jihyo. "Fuck that pussy hard" she says as her voice starts to crack. You started choking her as well, leading to her clenching her tight fuckhole even harder around your cock. "AHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH" it was all she could scream as you kept stabbing her insides.

"Give it to me, please", the dominant Jihyo had given away to a begging one as you kept increasing the pace. "Turn around", you said as Jihyo could only give muffled noises out of her mouth, going back to suck your cock without even needing to use her hands, before caving in for another round of you pounding her messy face as tears flew out of her eyes. "Put those tits up for me to see", you demanded as Jihyo grabbed her saggy milkers as you kept destroying her throat, eventually making her gag again as you stuck your sword fully inside, with even your balls being engulfed by her needy mouth. You kept slapping your cock on Jihyo's face while her mouth heated up your testicles.

More sloppy blowjobs, deepthroats, and facefucks followed, but you had your eyes on a bigger prize. Noticing how they freely bounced as you fucked Jihyo's face, you turned your eyes to her huge honkers. "Ahhh yeah, put those tits out" you said as you finished throating her, sliding your cock between her soft milkers. Jihyo spits on the top of her tits to let you slide easier into her fun bags, moaning as you split her boobs in half with your cock. Jihyo's iconic tits are your playground now, as she moans like a whore and licks the tip of your penis every time it's within her range. Her hands on top of your shaft, her melons squeezing and gripping it, her mouth sucking it. Everything is an invitation for you to cum.

But Jihyo isn't done. "Give me that cock again", she asks, as you sit on the chair for another ride, this time in reverse. Jihyo's pink, unshaved pussy now engulfs your cock fully. Her tits bounce like pinballs, but you can't see them, leading her to tease you. She rocks her hips, grinding and circling around your shaft, all that while moaning in a manner that sounds like baby noises. You hold her waist as she fingers her pussy, the chair making loud noises as she presses your body against it harder at every bounce. You grab her tits as she stops the bounce to drink her juices straight out of your cock.

Jihyo grunts as you dunk her face against your shaft, then sucks it compulsively, getting it ready for fun. Her hands stroke it with no mercy, and her mouth throats it deep into your balls. Quickly, she's back on top, where she belongs, as you direct your cock using your injured hand straight inside her warm vagina. Jihyo spreads her legs wide open, allowing you to pump deep into her cervix. She moans as she's about to be sent to the heavens. Her pussycat squirts as your balls hit her clit. "OHHHHH FUCKK YESSS, KEEP GOING!" she yells. "OH MY GOD, DON'T STOP", she grunts as you pump her like a piston and grab both her big tits. "Ah ah ah ah ah oh shit", she says as she bites her teeth. "I love the way you fuck me", she says.

But even at the roughest moments, Jihyo never loses her composure, jumping out of your cock like nothing happened, sitting on the chair and spreading her delicious pussy out for you to eat it out, enjoying as your mouth licked her folds. "Oh yeah, baby, lick that clit" she mandated as you kept sucking her insiders while she grabbed her own tits. She puts her right foot in your neck and her right rand in your head, guiding you towards paradise, but you decided to surprise her, sticking two fingers inside. "Oh yes, fuck that pussy", she moaned. You grope her right boob and leave its nipples close for her to lick them as her pussy gets wetter. Jihyo starts shaking with both your mouth and fingers, now stimulating her pussy, her head drops down, and she gets ready to orgasm, coating your mouth with juices just as you grab her tits again.

You put Jihyo upside down in the chair, cock in her mouth, hand in her tits. As you keep mating against Jihyo's filthy mouth, you move upwards and start fingering her clit. "Don't speak, bitch", you tell her as you keep stimulating her. "Stick that tongue out", you also say as she licks your shaft inside her mouth, only letting it out for her to lick your balls. "Play with that pussy", you say as you go back to honking her tits, your cock still in her face. "Wanna do that to my pussy?", Jihyo asks just as you pull out. You grab her by the waist and put her back in the chair on her knees, letting her tits freely bounce.

The pounding continues for a few minutes until she switches positions. Jihyo lies her back against the chair and spreads her pussy wide open for one final round. "I want you to get me pregnant and make those tiddies grow", she tells you. You start pounding her in missionary, your hands grabbing her just under her boobs before you move up, using her knockers as a grip as you pump in and out of her pussy. "Fuck it, yes, harder", she says as you then grab her neck with your right hand and place your left hand on her soon-to-be pregnant belly. You then start going full speed, your hands all over Jihyo's right side, grabbing both her right leg and tit, before your left hand moves into her left tit and gropes it as you get closer to cumming. Her pussy clenches waiting for that warm load. Jihyo pants loudly, making you take your left hand out of her tits and straight into her mouth. You don't want to hear what her slutty mouth has to say, hyper-focused on destroying her tight pussy.

You eventually decide it's futile, just letting that bitch scream. You put her on a mating press, both hands on her big tits. "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah oh fuck yes" seems like all Jihyo can say now before she suddenly says, "I want you to fuck that pussy hard until you cum". You grip her boobs even harder, knowing you can't last for much longer. "Please, baby, cum in my pussy", she says with an angelic voice, your hands all over her chest and neck. "Fucking give me that cum. Fill that pussy up; give it to me", Jihyo keeps demanding. You manhandle her like a toy, which eventually leads to you giving in. "Ahhh ahhh ahhh" you groan as your semen flows inside her tight fuckhole.

"Oh fuck, oh shit", you scream as you quickly fill Jihyo up with such a strong load that when you pull out, you still ejaculate sperm into her creamy thighs, and cum quickly starts flowing out of her vagina. "Are you better now, baby?", Jihyo provokes. "A lot better, but my hand still hurts", you reply, ending the appointment.

Day 2

The night after wasn't the best. Jihyo had drained your energies so much that you could barely get yourself hard. Your hand still hurts, but since your medical appointment became a fucking appointment, nothing has changed. So, just like the night before you tried what led to your injury in the first place, jerk off to your endless supply of fancams. However, this time, things weren't working. After the real thing, it was difficult to get hard again. Well, except for one girl frenetically bouncing her tits at some water festival and getting herself wet.

Things got worse the following day; you woke up extremely sore, needing a long bath just to get things rolling. But things took a massive turn when you received an email: it was the bill from yesterday's appointment. The unaffordable cost made your head spin. You felt scammed, ready to go back to the clinic and have a talk with Jihyo. As you arrived, there was no Jihyo to greet you, but another short girl with big tits and a ridiculous nurse outfit. "Hi", she said. You felt almost offended. "What do you mean by hi? What is this?", You showed the medical bill to the girl.

It turns out Dr. Kwon Eunbi's plan worked just as she intended it to. Finding out what you did to Jihyo yesterday made her very jealous and horny. But she needed to find a way to bring you back. Eunbi wasted no time, sending you the medical bill as soon as she set foot in the clinic. You, of course, didn't know anything about this at all. But her goal was met with ease; she knew how mad people can go over money. "So what do you want?", Eunbi asked.

"Jihyo, where is she?", you asked. "Not her shift today; you'll have to wait until tomorrow", Eunbi replied. "What if I don't want to wait until tomorrow?", you said back. "There is no way; she's at another job today and won't come", Eunbi lied. As a matter of fact, she could call Jihyo from her apartment at any moment, but she wasn't going to share with her what she could have for herself. Meanwhile, your blood was boiling. "Fuck!" you screamed. "No way you can call that bitch until tomorrow? What kind of scam do you two run here?", you screamed really mad, but also keeping a look at Eunbi's big tits.

"Stay for today, and you'll find out", Eunbi laughed. Her outfit was even skimpier than Jihyo's, showing off her belly and with just a nurse top covering her tits. Her red panties were just like her big-tit co-worker's. Eunbi got back to her room but left the door open, remaining in your sight. As she turned back to close the curtains, you could see her bare back, her ass in undies, and even a sideboob. Eunbi then turned around and grabbed her tits, teasing you from afar.

"What the hell is this?", you asked, coming towards her room. "You two are not real doctors, just a bunch of scammers", you said. "And who are you to tell us that? I know you liked being scammed by that other big boob bitch that works here, didn't you? She told me everything", Eunbi stood her ground. You grab Eunbi by her arm, growing madder at her. "I'm gonna dennounce you both. Running a brothel disguised as a medical clinic, you two are disgusting", you said. "Surely you didn't find it disgusting when you were fucking the shit out of her baby boy", Eunbi punched back.

"Alright then. Let's find out". You picked your credit card out of your wallet and paid the so-called unafforable medical bill Eunbi had sent you. "So after this money I paid you, be honest: is this a medical clinic or a brothel?", you asked. "It's whatever you want to be, baby boy", Eunbi replied. "Now you're mine too, bitch", you told Eunbi. "Yes, I am", she confirmed, jumping on you as both of you started kissing each other.

Eunbi headed to a different room. She knew that one had been used by Jihyo yesterday, and it still smelled like sex. But she didn't want to fuck while sensing her co-worker's smell. She couldn't stop kissing you; it was really her thing. And you couldn't stop looking at her tits, ready to burst out of that top; it was really your thing. Just like Jihyo, Eunbi was quite strong, as despite her light frame, she managed to pin you against the window. She quickly started working around your pelvic area, putting her hands on your still clothed but already hard cock. "Let's see if you can fuck me better than that bitch", she said.

You answered her moves back, grabbing Eunbi's ass and giving soft kisses on her neck. It wasn't long before you started sucking her right tit, wondering how her milky melons tasted. Yesterday you were too afraid to do that to Jihyo, but today you went after Eunbi's massive milkers from the start. She kept her hands on your cock, exclaiming "Oh you're so hard" as you kept grabbing her boobs. Eunbi couldn't resist for long, dropping to the floor and licking it with your pants still on. She quickly tossed them out, grabbing them with her left hand while wearing her nurse gloves, stroking them, and sucking them right from the get-go.

"Oh my God", it was your first reaction as she finished her first sucking, staring at your massive shaft with lustful eyes. "It's so much better than the old and twinky cocks I usually suck here", she tells you before giving you the first deepthroat of the day and a few more hard and fast strokes, her tits already fully out. Eunbi then added some spit to her intense stroking as she kept diving her mouth in and out of your prick. If Jihyo moans were on the cutesy side, Eunbi's were more like the ones of a veteran pornstar.

It wasn't for long before you unleashed the rage she had made you feel. The first victim was, of course, her mouth. As Eunbi was giving you a deepthroating, you grabbed her by the hair and started fucking her face. Her sexy moans after you pulled out turned you on even further. Eunbi put her tongue out, licking the tip of your penis as you swung it close to her slutty face. Of course you took full advantage, letting her lick your whole cock from balls to tip while also slapping it against her face.

"Use me", she demanded. Hearing those words only increased your desire to fuck the shit out of that bitch as you humped your cock against her face. Yesterday you were too nice to Jihyo, but today you'd be the one taking control and turning Eunbi into your sex object. You inserted your cock back in Eunbi's throat, making her gag. She moaned every time you pulled it out, which drove you insane. You pushed Eunbi close to the bed and slammed your hips against her chin, jerking yourself off as she licked your balls like a maniac. "God you're so fucking slutty!" you exclaimed, grabbing her neck and spitting in her mouth.

You got on her knees and went straight up into fucking her tits, "aaaahhhh. aahhhh, ahhhhhh" out of breath moans coming out of her mouth. You push her tits against each other, holding your shaft with just your thumb as you kiss her. "Yes, baby, slide that cock under those fucking tits", she said, bobbing her head to take your penis head in her mouth. "Spit on it, spit on it, whore", you demanded, fucking her even harder and even using the straps of her fallen bra as a support. Eunbi put her tongue out as your cock kept meeting her needy mouth, sucking it deep as soon as you paused a bit.

"Oh God damn it," you reacted, pushing Eunbi's head against your crotch, making her engulf your sword balls deep again. Out of breath, she lied only the top of her back in the bed as you tried ripping her nurse outfit. It turns out it was easier just pulling her panties to the side and sliding inside her tight mommy pussy. "Aaaaah aaaaahh aaaaah", Eunbi moaned as your cock went between her legs. She attempted to start riding, but you were having none of it, putting her back against the bed and thrusting your hips against her hot body, making her tits bounce from the start.

You firmly groped Eunbi's tits, her moans getting louder at each thrust. You spanked her tits before grabbing her by the waist and sticking your thumb on her belly button. "OH, YOU'RE SO FUCKING DEEP INSIDE ME, DAMN IT", she screamed. Her pussy was on fire as each thurst you gave her made Eunbi twist harder and harder. Eunbi was almost falling on her knees; she wasn't expecting such a rough treatment and quickly started losing the strength she had once shown. You grabbed her by the neck, choking her like she was just a sex doll.

It wasn't long until you carried Eunbi, taking advantage of her weakness, your cock still inside her hole. She screamed as you lifted her off the ground and started carryfucking her, Eunbi's tits bouncing right at your face for you to suck. She felt truly scared; even though she had been fucked in that position multiple times, you had put her completely at your mercy. "Oh my God", she screamed as she spanked her own ass. "Yes, bitch, spank yourself like the useless whore you are", you told her. "Fuck!" Eunbi yelled as she spanked her ass again, leading to your cock briefly pulling out of her hole.

"Put that cock back in, put that shit in", you ordered, punishing her almost immediately. Just as Eunbi tried to make up for her little slip by trying to bounce on your cock, you pulled out of her and slammed her body back first against the bed, while also yanking your pants off. "Oh, baby, please give it to me", Eunbi begged, bobbing her head against your cock while upside down. You kept testing her limits, fingering her pussy while she throated your cock using none of her hands, until finally hitting the right spot in her clit that made her moan and pull it out of her mouth. But she quickly recovered and kept sucking, making you put even more pressure and work your magic inside her folds until you finally turned her into a moaning machine.

"Oh God", she said in the middle of many moans. But you didn't care. "Put that tongue in my balls", you immediately asked from her as she also jerked you off with her glove around your shaft. All your fingers except your thumb were now fucking her pussy, making Eunbi moan with your balls in her mouth. "That fucking pussy is so damn wet", you exclaimed before moving to her tits, groping them hard once more, and sitting on top of Eunbi for another round of titfucking, even better now with her tonguing your asshole.

After a while, you flipped Eunbi back, ripping her nurse outfit for good and going back to work. Her cunt was even wetter now. Eunbi was caught off guard by the speed at which you were plowing her, moaning like a submissive toy. You spat on her vagina and slapped your cock against her clit, before going back in for another extreme pounding, rattling the bed. "Oh God", Eunbi screamed again as you started fingering her while working her insides. Her legs started to tremble, giving you even more room to destroy her unchallenged as her left leg went up in the air. "You're so fucking deep, I'm gonna cum", Eunbi announced as you fingered her hard, making her legs shake even harder.

"There you go, cum for me, bitch", you said as you noticed Eunbi shaking, her legs closing, and her screaming as you kept pounding her while she reached intense orgasms. "Holy shit", you said as her insides closed around your cock, but you kept fucking her relentlessly, taking advantage of a now weaker than ever Eunbi. She kissed you, trying to cling to anything as her fuckhole kept being obliterated. She could barely speak properly, saying a bunch of words you interpreted as "keep sticking that cock deep inside me." After a while, all she could do was beg. "Please, please, please", she kept screaming.

You dropped Eunbi to the ground, letting her taste her juices straight from your cock. "Good girl", you laughed, putting a stop to it as she attempted to suck it deep by fucking her face once more. Eunbi was so weak, you managed to grab her by the nipples and pinch her back against the wall. She put her right leg on the window as you fucked her from behind, spanking her ass in the process. More grunting noises came from her mouth as you continued the pounding and spanking. "You're a fucking animal, fucking me so good", she said. Hearing it gave you further incentive to fuck her even harder, turning her ass cheeks redder at each spanking. "I'm that fucking bitch", Eunbi kept saying.

Indeed, by that point, Eunbi was your bitch, as she started shaking once more. Sensing it, you fingered her folds again, seeking for that second orgasm in just a short period of time. Eunbi lost her balance, gabbing your cock with her left hand as it landed right on her face. "Do you want it, bitch?", you asked her. "Yes, put it on my tongue", Eunbi said, almost losing her voice. She licked your tip before you stuck it deep in her throat once more, grabbing her by the neck as soon as she gagged. You lied on the bed with Eunbi on top of you. She finally got herself fully naked as you inserted your cock back into her pussy. Her big tits were looking amazing.

You gave no time for Eunbi to adjust, keeping control even with her on top, grabbing both her boobs while thursting hard inside her pussy. Both your hands went down to finger her clit as you made the bed scream. "That's for you, my tight pussy, that's for you, baby", she said, almost out of breath as you kept destroying her babyhole. "I love watching that dick split me up", Eunbi said as you spread her clit wide open, exerting extreme stimulation on her sensitive spots. You slapped her clit as she moaned louder, before rocking her hips and pounding her insanely, then gripping her boobs once more. Eunbi had barely any force to do anything, spitting on her own pussy which prompted you to call her a nasty girl. "So good; I'm a dirty fuckwhore", she said.

You put her body close to yours, kissing her while your right hand held her clit. "I'm a fucking whore, I'm a fucking whore, for you", she repeated as your mouth sucked her neck and right boob. "There you go, come on, come on, bitch", you said as Eunbi once again was coming close, shaking her legs once again. Eunbi was now completely dominated, as you grabbed her tits hard and kept plowing her, her head almost falling out of the bed. "Take me, take me, take me", she demanded as you pumped her hard. All she could do was moan. Her legs kept shaking as you fingered her once more, her body twitching as she came onto your fingers. As she released her juices, you spanked her juices and quickly moved back to her tits, stimulating her at both the top and bottom of her body.

"That's my whore, that's my whore", you exclaimed as you rocked the bed, putting your right hand in her mouth to silence her moans. Eunbi started fingering herself as you kept pounding her, finally reaching full climax and rocking her hips against your cock. You asked her to pull it out so she could taste it. Eunbi savored it as if she were a kid eating ice cream, but she wanted more, quickly jumping on top of you and lining your shaft back against her entrance. "Put it in", you demanded, hugging Eunbi as soon as she was deep inside you. Unlike Jihyo, you knew she didn't have the strength for a ride after such a rough pounding, meaning all you got was another chance to destroy her pussy unchalleged.

Of course you took it, starting very slowly and giving her ass some grabbing and spanking. Eunbi was crying at this point; her moans were now followed by tears flowing out of her eyes. "Daddy, daddy", finally hearing those words from Eunbi's mouth made you flip a switch, turning you more animalesque than ever as you switched quickly from slow thursts to another hard plowing, wrapping her body around your arms. "AH AH AH. FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME", Eunbi screamed, trying to hold herself to the bed's headboard and to the wall as you sucked her tits. "DADDY!" she screamed again and started riding you, trying to show she wasn't being utterly dominated, her bounces were deep and slow, almost like she was exerting all the will inside her to execute them.

That didn't last long, as you quickly got back to your normal route, plowing Eunbi once more. You unwrapped her from your arms, letting her body stay upright, reaching now to grab her tits. Eunbi moaned some uninteligible noise, which you heard as "FUCK MY PUSSY", You obliged and kept going, pushing her ass down against your pelvis, then you You quickly take Eunbi in your hands, grabbing her waist with ease, and carry fuck her once more, more violently than ever. You then pull out of her, slapping her face as you put the bed's pillow on the floor, pushing her head towards it. An upside-down Eunbi then screams, "GET ME PREGNANT NOW.".

That was what you wanted to hear. The thought of impregnating two titcows on back-to-back days gets you extremely turned on. You put Eunbi in a piledriver position, grunting as you get back inside her. Eunbi's tits and her slutty moaning mouth upside down make you get even more maniac. "PUT THAT ASS UP, I WANT THAT CUM FLOWING STRAIGHT TO YOUR FUCKING WOMB", you yell at Eunbi as you pull out to let her adjust before going back in again, this time not even looking at her, treating her as if you were fucking your personal fleshlight. "Cum in my little fuckhole", Eunbi demands, to which you answer by spanking her ass. You start groaning, ready to burst at any moment. "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO DEEP", she screams. "Spread that pussy for me, bitch", you scream. As Eunbi now can only moan, she closes her eyes, getting ready for you to fill her womb with your thick load. "Give me that fucking cum", she says right as your cock pumps out that white milk straight into her womb. You pull out but have so much to give; some of it bursts right after and hits her tits.

"You drained me good, you fucking bitch", you tell her. "That's amazing", Eunbi says as she cleans your cock, satisfied that she won't have Jihyo as the only one bragging about the wonders of your cock. "Exactly what I needed", you say as you walk out of the room after two days of putting up an exhilarating breeding clinic for these two titcows. Eunbi fainted on the floor as you put your clothes back on and left. As you went back home, you deleted all your fancams from your drive, knowing you'd never be able to replicate the experiences. In your drive, only two sets survived: Jihyo in a bikini and Eunbi bouncing on that waterbomb festival. As if you ever missed them, you could take a look at those tits and remember these special times.

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❀° Claw Machine °❀

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Genera ➛ fluff

Pairing ➛ Beomgyu x gn!reader (not idol specified)

Word Count ➛ 875

Warnings ➛ nicknames such as lover boy, gyu, (I’m pretty sure that’s all)

AN: just something short and fun

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"Look over here at this one!" You called from an aisle ove. Beomgyu was just on the other side, inspecting whatever caught his own eye.

"Coming!" He called back.

Different machines lined the area, some arcade and rhythm games, claw machines, photo booths, etc. Beomgyu turned the corner and slightly jogged to the machine you were currently staring at, your eyes almost sparking.

"Isn't it so cute, it almost looks just like you, a little brown teddy bear." You cooed at the stuffed animal in a pile among others, but you only had eyes for the cute plush holding a little strawberry. (reference picture above!)

"Come on how many times do I have to tell you I’m not a teddy bear, I’d be more scary than anything." Beomgyu retaliated rolling his eyes.

However, you had a trick up your sleeve. A pouty face and puppy dog eyes.

Beomgyu was just going to turn around and leave you on your own again, but not before you tugged on the sleeve of his jacket. His eyes met yours once again again as your lips curved into a slight frown. Your eyes widened as you looked up at him with your eyebrows raised to almost look sad.

He was frozen in place, but the twitch of his lips let you know he was in fact still alive.

"Come on please, just one try. I really want it..." You mentally cringed at yourself, but you knew it would work.

"Ugh... why do you have to play dirty all the time?" He grumbled before he reaching into his pocket and pulling out some coins.

"What do you mean?" You asked innocently, as if you didn't just guilt trip him into winning you a teddy bear.

"You're lucky you're cute..." He grumbled under his breath.

He then inserted some of the coins to then take the controller stick in his hand, maneuvering the claw.

He looks so cute when he’s focused, his tongue slightly poking past his rosy lips and his eyes wide with determination. You couldn’t help the way you fell for him even harder.

"I think it looks good from here. Do you mind checking the position on the side?" He asked, snapping you out of your romantic thoughts.

"Mhm! Hmm maybe just a little bit further back and you should be good." You informed him with a smile.

"Then here we go..." Beomgyu said before pressing the big red button. The claw moving painfully slow.

The thin claws wrapped around the bears head perfectly and then slowly retracted, bringing the bear up.

"Come on, come on, come on." You quietly chanted to yourself.

However, as soon as the whole plushie was in the air, it slipped through the metal rods and fell back down.

"Aww that's okay-"

"Nope I'm gonna try again." He interrupted you.

And so he did... another 10 times.

The machine was obviously rigged, the claw was not strong enough to hold the big plushies they decided to put in there. Only an idiot would fall for the scam… but good thing you two are definitely idiots.

"Come on Gyu, I don't want the plushie that bad. I was only joking around. Plus I'm sure we could just buy it online and it would be way cheaper."

"I don't care. As the most amazing, talented, beautiful, and caring boyfriend in the world it is my job to win you whatever you want from a stupid claw machine." He ranted after pressing down on the big red button yet again.

This time the claws slipped around the bears tiny body, cradling it almost perfectly as it ascended.

Both of you were now holding your breaths, not daring to say a single word. Almost as if a single phoneme dared to shake it from its place.

The claw then started to shake, the bear obviously getting ready to fall out of the machines grasp any second, but not before finally settling over the prize hole.

Beomgyu let out a sigh of relief as he bent down to retrieve the plush from the slot. Your smile only grew wider as he made his way closer to you, hiding the obvious prize behind his back.

"I think I deserve something first for obviously being the best boyfriend ever." He smirked.

"And what's that, loverboy?" You teased back, the tips of his ears turning a light shade of pink.

"A kiss." He said as he pointed to his lips pouting.

Now he thought it was his own turn to act cute.

You giggle before agreeing, lightly pressing your own lips to his for only a second before pulling away, but he leaned in again and chased you for another.

Taking the chance while he was distracted, your hands traveled behind his waist, grabbing the bear for yourself.

He gasped as you pulled away, the plush now in your hands, "How could you betray me like that?!" He exclaimed while placing a hand over his heart.

Before he could have the chance to steal the prize back, you ran away, laughter following you out of the building.

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dysaniadisorder · 9 months

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[Transcript: Link: –Oh, man. Normal: Look, Hermie, I just, like... So, first of all, I'm still mad at you. And you're still my archrival and enemy now. Because I found out that you're a dirty Chaparral student. That said, we still care about you, and I just wanted to check in. It seemed to me like the vibes were good with your dad, but now you're saying they're bad? What's the deal? Hermie: You don't like me, you idiot. Normal: What? [Freddie laughs] What do you mean? Hermie: What you like is someone who withholds… validation. What you need is somebody who tells you that you're a good, good boy. And no one in your life believes that you're a good, good boy, so you looked at me as this one person who seemed to show any amount of affection towards you, platonic or otherwise, and you said, "Ah, that's the guy I'm going for!" You don't want me— Link: Hey, we all think he's a good boy. Hermie: —you want to self-validate— Normal: W— Hermie: —and I can't do that for you.

Normal: I– Look, okay! All right! That's fair. Okay! Okay! Okay! You're kind of... Scary: Yeah, I mean, that seems… it seems pretty valid to me. Normal: You’re kind of melting my brain a little bit, but... Hermie: And my dad doesn't love me, my dad loves Goops and Jafery. Normal: Hermie! Hermie: I was a means to an end. Normal: That's what, but— Hermie: [Darkly] And I'm gonna be the means to his end. [Freddie laughs]

Normal: No, okay, Hermie. Hermie. Yes, you are right. That's how I felt about you. But! Then I saw how much school spirit you have, and that you did all this stuff to, it’s like—. Do you know how long I've been looking for someone who cares about their school as much as I care about my school? I've never met— E-everyone thinks like, [mocking] "Oh, a mascot, so dumb! [mocking, wobbly noises] Who cares? [wobbly noises] Shut up, Normal, uh, you're stupid! Ugh!" Scary: [laughs] That's exactly what I think! Normal: [mocking] Yeah, I know, Scary! [wobbly noises] Taylor: Wow, it's like there's two Scarys in here. Normal: So, I jus— Hermie: Which one do I shoot? [Beth chuckles]

Normal: It’s just, I feel like, you and I are like a lot alike! We got a lot in common, you know? You, you play all these different parts, I got my part that I play, and I just, y’know, I just like want to get to know you better! And yeah, y’know, it’s, we're young, and y’know….. it'd probably be like five years before we get married, but like, y’know. [Freddie laughs] Hermie: Whoa…! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa— Normal: What? Hermie: [rhythmic] –Whoa. Whoa, whoa-whoa, whoa. Link: Yeah, that's a long time to wait. [everyone laughs] Hermie: Oh, my G-d. Normal: Look! I'm just saying I have real feelings for you, I think, so, y’know…! I don't know where I was going with that, but there it is. And even th— and even though…! Taylor: Even though he betrayed you? Normal: Even especially though he betrayed me, cause it showed that he believes in something bigger than himself, [kinda out the side of his mouth] which is more than I can say for, uh, some of the people in this room. Link: [pause] Woah, hey buddy. Taylor: Wait, wait, what do you mean? Scary: Wait, yeah, why is that? Taylor: Yeah what happened. Link: We're all in this together, man. Normal: I don't know. I kinda… maybe I threw that out there a little too quickly. Link: Oh okay.

Hermie: I didn't do what I did for the sake of the school, you buffoon, I don't have any school spirit. [Normal gasps] I'm like Scary, I make the “duh-d-duh-d-duh” noise when people talk about school spirit. [Normal gasps as Scary laughs] I did all this because my dad. My dad wanted a scam, and so a scam he shall get. Well I mean– I did it before I even knew that he was my dad, or that that's how you got to him. But I just always had this, this desire in me to scam, to pull off some big coup. And I did it and it was easy. It was, frankly...

Anthony: And he strokes your chin. He goes—

Hermie: You were an easy mark, my friend. And… I thought it would bring me... happiness! and I thought getting in his good graces would bring me everything I wanted. Like Succession. But then he didn't give it to me. Like Succession. [everyone laughs] And now I feel nothing, except for the desire to kill him. To get vengeance upon the man who stole my childhood away and stole my innocence. Link: Well you have— Hermie: And so now… you can be the instrument of that. So uhhhh… I'll go on a date with you, if you help me kill my dad. [Normal gives a big gasp and Freddie begins laughing]

#i think 'and im gonna be the means to his end' is my favorite line of the whole show #audio post #audio id #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies season 2 #dndads s2 #hermie dndads #hermie the unworthy #normal oak swallows garcia #normal dndads #oakworthy

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fiendishartist2 · 1 year

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would you tell me, if i was worthy?– mp100 ageswap

"So, what do you think?"

Reigen Arataka, 14 year old con-artist and psychic-in-training, stood in front of his boss and mentor, Shigeo 'Mob' Kageyama. He swished back and forth restlessly, randomly throwing out hand gestures and posing to show off his outfit.

Mob blinked at his student. In his haste to leave for their next job, he hadn't noticed the boy come in. Now that he had, he was growing very confused– although, you wouldn't be able to tell by his blank, tired expression.

Reigen was dressed in a typical middle school girl's uniform, down to his shiny black mary-janes and the red bow on his chest. He even managed to pull his dirty blond middle-part into two stubby pigtails. He smoothed out his blue pleated skirt with a proud grin.

"You look… nice?" Mob said tentatively. Honestly, he didn't know what Reigen wanted to hear because he had no idea what was going on in the first place. Obviously, he answered incorrectly because Reigen puffed out his cheeks and scowled at Mob.

"Wh- yeah, I know! But I'm dressed up for a reason, shishou!" Reigen crossed his arms, pacing absentmindedly with loud clicks of his shoes, "This is my disguise for sneaking into the clients' school!"

Sighing, Mob closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"We are not sneaking in, Arataka, I thought I told you this already." He held the front door open for his student and locked it behind them. With that, they started for the train station.

"But those girls said the school wouldn't let us on campus!" Reigen huffed. He was scrambling to keep up with Mob's long strides. Mob slowed down.

"And I said I would handle it." He squinted down at his dressed-up apprentice, "The costume is unnecessary… Where did you even get that?"

As Mob paid for the turnstile, he felt a small hand twist into the back of his coat. Linked by Reigen, they passed through the turnstile together without paying for two tickets. He felt a little guilty for how little he cared about Reigen's subtle delinquencies– wasn't he supposed to be a good influence on the boy? But, he really couldn't bring himself to scold Reigen for sneaking onto the train or scamming a few yen out of his classmates once in a while. He shook his head, tuning back into their conversation.

"Did I tell you that my sister's at college again? She left behind a lot of her stuff when she moved out, and she said I could borrow her old school uniform. Too bad she didn't go to the clients' school, but she did have friends there. I tried asking her about the spirit, but she didn't know anything about it…"

He trailed off as Mob poked at one of his dangling earrings. Did he pierce his ears too? They were big and heart shaped, decorated with glittering rainbow rhinestones. Eccentric, but stylish, in Mob's opinion. Definitely belonged to-

"Oh yeah, that stuff is Hanazawa's. I don't approve of his fashion sense, but he has a lot of cute jewellery." Reigen fiddled with the clips littering his blond hair. He lingered on a shimmering butterfly clip by his ear.

Mob hummed, "That was nice of him, to lend you all of that."

Mob's other employee, Teruki Hanazawa, was a newer addition to the Spirits and Such team. He acted as their PR manager– really, that just meant he manned the website (a horrible neon mess of spaghetti-code and 144p gifs) and talked to clients when Mob was busy with exorcisms. Since he joined, Mob's noticed an uptick in returning clients and a significantly more positive atmosphere in the office. Mob was just happy to have someone else talk in his place, as his own demeanour seemed to put people off and Reigen had a bad habit of overcharging clients. Plus, Teru got along great with Reigen. That was enough for Mob to let the ex-criminal esper work at his office.

Reigen grinned and Mob could only imagine the fuss Teru had made about getting to play dress-up with his employee. He probably set up an impromptu fashion show in his apartment the instant Reigen expressed his idea for his 'disguise'. Mob huffed a low laugh at the image of Teru and Reigen exchanging office gossip and painting each others' nails like school girls.

They took their seats on the sparsely populated train. Mob dug through his messenger bag, pulling out the Mobboy Colour he gladly shared with his student. It would be easier to let Reigen carry it around, but he had a knack for randomly losing things. And Mob won't deny, he liked to pop in a puzzle game occasionally when commuting to the office. Reigen took the Mobboy wordlessly, turning it around to check that his copy of PokeMob Ruby was still inside.

"Did I tell you I almost have all of my gym badges?" His student boasted, face shining as he looked up at his mentor. Mob peered out the window, trying to remember truthfully if he did know that. Reigen turned his attention back to his game, waving his hand around dismissively.

"I had to train a new ghost-type team, but I finally beat the psychic gym. It was no big deal though, with my new super strong team."

Mob peeked over his shoulder, "Is that why you have so many revives?" His face conveyed no emotion, but Reigen gasped and stammered at the accusation anyways.

"Th-that's nothing! Just a precaution, y'know, for when I need it, eventually…"

Mob smiled knowingly, leaning back in his seat. He hummed a faint laugh at his student's theatrics. They made idle chatter for the rest of the ride as Reigen showed off all of his rare and shiny PokeMob.

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Once they got off of the train, they walked the rest of the way to the highschool. Reigen guided them around the winding residential area with a map on his phone. Mob was a little amazed– he didn't even know his phone had a map.

Reigen paid no mind to the people mulling about the streets, skipping the whole way as he talked his mentor's ear off. He jumped from topic to topic at breakneck speed. As always, Mob tried to keep up with their conversation, but he couldn't help but get distracted. Passing mothers chittered about how cute 'that man and his daughter' were and other teenagers heading to school doled out compliments on Reigen's accessories. It was all very nice in a way that was still new to Mob.

As he was lost in thought, they rounded on their destination. Reigen grabbed onto Mob's sleeve abruptly, dragging his mentor to the front gates of the clients' school before he could protest.

A security guard was stationed at the entrance. He perked up as Reigen and Mob came into view, holding out a hand to stop the pair.

"Good afternoon. How can I help you, miss?" He leaned down slightly, smiling lightly at Reigen. In response, Reigen sent him a smile so innocent it was nearly angelic. He looped his arms around one of Mob's.

"We're gonna need to take a tour of the school, to make sure it's exactly what we want. I'm going into highschool next year." Mob thought about stopping Reigen before he could spin an elaborate lie that would surely get away from both of them, but for now, it seemed to be getting them into the school. And Mob wasn't exactly keen on making a scene by trying to get to the clients another way. So, he sighed and let himself be a pawn in his student's scheme.

Mob cleared his throat, straightening out his already stiff clothing. He tried to remember how his mother held herself– authoritative and serious in a way that lent her an air of untouchability. Judging by how the guard stiffened and peered up at Mob with wide eyes, he overcompensated.

Reigen nudged his arm, giving him a significant look. Mob couldn't read what he was mouthing, but the guard was extending his hand hesitantly.

Mob realised that he was supposed to be giving the man a handshake, like sensible adults normally do. He tried to be firm, but his hands were shaking a little from the pressure.

"Shigeo Kageyama." He greeted, "And this is my…" Mob faultered, unsure what Reigen was planning.

Reigen caught on immediately, "-Daughter!" He cut in smoothly. Mob stumbled over his words for a second– he didn't know that was the angle Reigen wanted to approach this at.

"...Yes, my- uhm, my daughter… A- Ayaka." Reigen's smile strained, growing more plastic the more they fumbled this interaction.

The guard frowned, "I'm sorry, sir, but parents aren't permitted access to campus grounds on such short notice-" Reigen's shiny pink nails dug into Mob's sleeve.

"But-!" He stuttered, eyes frantic with alarm. Mob shut his eyes against the embarrassing scene– it was starting to make his stomach turn watching Reigen grasp for straws. He knew he should step in, but his voice was dead in his throat and all he wanted was to give up on the job and go back to the office.

Then Reigen started to wail.

Mob whipped around to stare wide-eyed at his student. He was crying like a siren, face red and scrunched as tears poured down his cheeks. The ear-ringing sound was punctuated by the occasional hiccup and meek sniffle.

He side-eyed his gawking mentor. When Mob didn't get the message, he stomped on his foot.

"Ah! R-right…" Mob mumbled, tucking Reigen into his side in an awkward hug. Stiffly, he shook his head with a poorly hidden grimace. Mob never claimed to be an actor.

"I'm sorry, Ara- uh!" He swallowed shakily, "Ayaka just gets um, emotional when she's not with me. So…" Mob wracked his brain for anything else to say, but came up empty handed. His face grew hot the longer the silence stretched.

Fortunately, Reigen was a better actor (or liar) than him, "I-if only I didn't have s-s-seperation anxiety!" He punctuated the condition. His fake stutter made Mob surpress a wince– it was a little too put on. Reigen watched slyly as the guard broke out into a sweat.

In response, Reigen squeezed out another round of sobs. Mob was almost impressed that he still had water to shed.

"Oh, why did Mom have to leave us?" Reigen continued dramatically. At least that club he finally joined is teaching him something… Mob thought. Reigen sniffled loudly.

"N-now I can't even be with my d-dad either!" He buried his face in Mob's arm with a final whimpering cry, sealing the deal. Their target was pale and sweaty, with the guilty expression of someone who just made a teenage girl cry.

The guard scrambled to take their names and hand them day passes. He shrunk under Mob's steely gaze, blubbering apologies and platitudes. Unaware of the face he was making, Mob was trying to calm down from the stress of keeping up with Reigen's lie on the spot like that.

As they walked past the entrance and out of earshot of the guard, Reigen pried himself from Mob's side. He wiped his face of crocodile tears, leaving behind a smirk.

"Wow, that guy was easy. All I had to do was fake cry a little and boom!" He brandished the laminated card hanging by his neck on a lanyard, "You're welcome, shishou." Reigen sing-songed smugly. Mob resisted the urge to roll his eyes, choosing instead to pat the top of his student's head.

"Good job." He said, voice flat but sincere. Reigen preened under his praise, swishing his skirt more and more as his walking once again turned to skipping.

"Where are we supposed to meet the clients again?" Reigen popped his head into a random room. Shouting and laughing filtered out of the occupied class and Reigen jumped back, slamming the door in shock. There was already a spitball stuck in his hair.

"The roof. They should be waiting up there for us…" Reigen hummed, joining Mob's side again. He eyed the classrooms suspiciously. Mob flicked away the spitball, floating it into a nearby trashcan.

As they made their way up the stairs, Mob lagged behind his spritely student. Sure, Mob had started working out at that surprisingly welcoming gym down the road from his office, but he had nowhere near the level of energy a fourteen year old possessed. Unsurprisingly, he was out of breath by the time they hit the top of the school.

While Mob caught his breath, Reigen spotted a group of girls sitting in a circle together. They were laughing roughly, in a way that was cool to Reigen and obviously forced to Mob. A bag of chips sat between them and they were passing around a single measly cigarette. It was kind of pathetic, if Mob was being honest.

Nonetheless, Reigen sauntered up to the girls. He stopped just in front of them, a hand on his hip and the other by his chin. Their conversation fizzled out and each girl wore a varying expression of annoyance. Mob frowned.

"Hey, what's up?" Reigen said with a lazy wave. He wedged himself between two of the girls, sitting down and crossing his legs. He perched his chin on his palm, elbow resting on his knee. A confident smirk pulled at his lips.

The girls leaned away from him. One of them rolled her eyes.

"Nothing, just waiting for you to leave." The girl in the middle snarked. Her friends snickered, sharing sharp grins. Reigen laughed along half-heartedly. He leaned back on his hands, desperately trying for the same cool nonchalance the group of girls exuded.

"Right, right." He nodded, "But uh-" again, he smirked, pointing towards their little pile of snacks in between them, "I mean, what are you guys up to? Skipping class? Maybe… hiding from something?" With a raised eyebrow, he shot them a meaningful look. While Mob wasn't the best at social cues, even he could tell what Reigen was asking– were they the clients who had hired them to exorcise the school?

Apparently not, as they quickly became enraged.

The student on his left leaned into Reigen's space, poking him square in the chest. Her pink striped hair extension was coming loose.

"What are you, some kinda snitch?!" She snarled, "Back off, kid!"

Reigen reared back, hands windmilling as he scrambled to explain himself. As a hand landed on his shoulder, Reigen stilled.

Mob squatted behind Reigen, leaning over his shoulder to level the girls with an unimpressed stare. His mouth was pulled into a hard line, his eyes shadowed by his dark fringe. The girls paled. One of them quickly snuffed out their single cigarette behind her back.

"Do you mind if I ask why you girls are out of class?" He asked, monotone voice icy and harsh. They shared a nervous look.

"W-well-!" The girl who had been yelling at Reigen started, fiddling with her single, tame nose piercing.

"And picking on a middle schooler? Is bullying my daughter fun for you?" Mob cut them off darkly. He channelled the glare he had accidentally sent to the front gates' guard. The girl on Reigen's right squeaked– her eyes widened under many layers of black eyeliner.

"Ah! Sir, w-we're so sorry! We had no idea-" the girl with the hair extension nodded along to her friend, "A-and we were just heading back to class anyways! Please don't rat us out!" With that, she grabbed the other two girls by their sleeves and ran to the stairwell. They didn't even take the half-eaten bag of chips.

Reigen stood quickly, brushing his sweaty hands on his skirt.

"I'm guessing those weren't the clients?" Reigen shot Mob an angry pout.

"Shishou, I can't tell if you're trying to make fun of me or not…" He huffed.

"N-no! Of course not-!" Mob's embarrassed scramble to reassure his student was cut off by a pair of snickers.

Two highschool girls hopped off of a set of vents and walked towards them.

"You're the guys from 'Spirits and Such', right?" The taller girl asked as her friend continued to giggle at their expense. Reigen stepped in front of his mentor with a perfect customer-service grin.

"Reigen Arataka, future greatest psychic of the 21st century!" He introduced himself grandly. While he was posing smugly, the clients were red-faced, trying to hold in their laughter. Reigen jabbed a thumb over his shoulder.

"And this is my boss, Mob! We're here to solve your supernatural problems, 99% satisfaction guaranteed!" Mob just hummed in agreement, fighting the urge to stare at his shoes.

The clients shared a sceptical look, but explained their dilemma anyway.

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The spirit was easily taken care of by a disgruntled Mob and overzealous Reigen, spurred on by the cheering basketball players.

Mob wiped his clammy hands on his coat, expression twisting into one of uncharacteristic disgust. Eventually, he managed to tear Reigen away from girls pinching his cheeks and complimenting his outfit. All Mob wanted to do was crash on his couch and fall asleep to a shitty action movie, at this point.

The clients thanked them at the gates, drawing out small novelty wallets shaped like cartoon characters. Reigen was practically vibrating with excitement.

"No need to get those out. I'm not accepting payment." Mob addressed the girls. Reigen bristled at his side.

"What!? But we exorcised that evil guy!" He exclaimed. Mob shook his head, completely ignoring Reigen.

"If anything else shows up, please don't hesitate to contact us. We will take care of it."

The girls thanked him profusely. They put away their wallets with silent sighs of relief– blowing all of their birthday money on an exorcist isn't something either wanted to explain to their parents.

As they walked back to the train station, Reigen could barely hide his annoyance. He crossed his arms, refusing to face his mentor.

"I hope you understand why I did that, Arataka." Reigen rolled his eyes, but let him continue, "Those girls…" Mob's gaze shifted to the sky, tracing the pathways of birds that flew overhead. His eyes shone in the orange afternoon light, distaste glittering in his red irises.

"They needed our help, more than they wanted us to know. Spirits usually scare people who can't fight them, but…" Reigen kicked a pebble and it skittered across the cracked sidewalk, "That spirit was especially upsetting to them. The things it said were very… creepy." Mob's face twisted into a faint sneer.

"It's not right to take advantage of something like that." He placed a tentative hand on Reigen's shoulder. Reigen huffed, leaning into his mentor– he never understood why Mob was so skittish when it came to casual physical contact like that, so he tried to reinforce it every time. Reigen wasn't much of a hugger, but when your only source of genuine care lied in an emotionally stunted power keg, you learned to take whatever you could get.

"Sometimes… we need to help others without asking for anything in return." They boarded the train and took their seats. Reigen turned to look out the window. He sighed.

"Yeah, I get it, shishou." He conceded, "If I'm being honest, that guy did skeeve me out a bit." His earrings clinked together as he fiddled with them.

Reigen wanted to feel sorry for asking for payment, but he really couldn't. The generous cut he earned from each job helped him out more than Mob would ever know. Sure, his parents assured him that rent and groceries and utilities and all other manner of things a middle schooler shouldn't have to worry about weren't his problems, but Reigen wasn't stupid. He could see the instant relief in his mother's eyes when he brought home his paycheck. Sure, it wasn't those girls' faults he was dirt poor, but he couldn't help the feeling of resentment coating the back of his throat. He would just have to suck it up and hope Mob would treat them to dinner for the next week.

Reigen yawned, loud and obnoxious. That was a problem for future Reigen– present Reigen was too exhausted to dwell on anything depressing. Man, fake crying really takes it out of a guy, huh? he thought as he drifted to sleep, head lolling back and mouth wide open as he snored. Drool rolled down the side of his cheek and Mob grimaced at it the whole ride back.

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That night, Mob bid his student goodnight outside his small apartment. As he made his way to his own shitty flat, Mob wondered if he did the right thing.

He wasn't stupid– he saw the way Reigen's eyes lit up everytime Mob paid him after a job. Not with greed, but a relief that made Mob's stomach twist. Like a massive weight was lifted off of his shoulders with each bill.

As much as Mob wanted to, he was incapable of prying into his student's home life. Every conversation Mob tried to start by subtly hinting at something being not quite right at home, Reigen would talk circles around him until he dropped it to avoid arguing with the boy. But from what he'd observed, it didn't look great. Mob just hoped he was doing enough by treating his student to dinner whenever he got the chance.

Mob shuffled into his home. He shucked off his loafers, slipping into a pair of bunny slippers (Reigen got them as a gag-gift– Mob genuinely likes them) and hanging up his dark coat.

Without changing out of his work clothes, Mob laid down on his couch. He queued up a movie– one of Reigen's B-movies he must have left in the DVD player the last time he came over.

Mob pulled an old, ratty blanket over himself, curling into its fraying fibres. Sleep pulled at his eyelids, the soft hum of his TV luring him to sleep.

Suddenly, Mob's phone chimed.

He knew before flipping it open who it would be; Reigen had added himself to Mob's contacts the second his mentor gifted him his first phone, setting a very distinct ringtone for himself. Whenever Reigen texted, Mob's phone would scream out the theme song to Reigen's favourite anime: Sailor Moon. The opening lyrics had been burned into Mob's memory at that point.

Reigen had texted him a few pictures he took in the gym– right in the middle of the exorcism, it seemed. Mob was across the room, turned away from the camera as bright lights circled himself and the spirit; meanwhile, Reigen was posing in the foreground with the basketball players whose game they had interrupted. He sent three different pictures– although it seemed the only differences were the faces Reigen and the girls were making. Accompanying the photos was a string of texts: 'can we get one printed for the office?' and then, 'i was thinking of starting a bulletin board' and, 'yknow for like showing future clients how many jobs we've done?'. Mob sent back a single thumbs up.

Reigen continued to send Mob pictures he had taken at each of their past jobs, trying to convince his mentor to print them all. He wasn't dissuaded by Mob's clipped responses– a simple 'Okay.' from Mob was the equivalent of an enthusiastic yes from anyone else. Reigen was well adjusted to Mob's 'old woman typing' as he liked to call it.

At Mob's light scolding for being up too late on a school night, Reigen reluctantly ended their conversation. He parted with a final photo from the night– Reigen and Mob, mid-conversation and completely unaware of the camera. Mob had a faint smile on his face. The picture was a little blurry, like Reigen had taken it accidentally while talking animatedly with his hands.

As Mob stared at their happy faces, he felt his heart warm. Just a few years ago, he was isolated from the world; never letting himself hope to have any meaningful connections with another person. But here he was– regularly hunting for the paranormal with Tome, finding a new employee and friend in Teru, building a new relationship to his health with the help of his friends at the gym. And continuing to look after Reigen, finally starting to feel like maybe he wasn't doomed to hurt the people in his care. Like he was finally worthy of being someone to care about in turn.

Mob set the picture as his phone background.

He fell asleep on the couch once again, drifting off to the quiet ambience of his apartment.

#reposting bc i think putting too many tags on the og post broke it lol it cant be searched for on my blog #so im retrying but w/o all of the tags explaining my ageswap au ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ sorry #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama #my fic #dont tag this as anything but platonic or else #ageswap #mp100 ageswap

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Top 10 Worst Cartoon Villains

#10. The Beast (Over The Garden Wall): A series full of so much potential, Over The Garden Wall's biggest disappointment besides the world building and characters is its villain. The Beast is built up as this dark, evil spirit, when in reality he's just all bark and no bite. Whenever he's on screen, he comes off like a lesser version of the Lich from Adventure Time with lackluster abilities, a weak motivation and is defeated rather anticlimactically.

#9. Harold Smith (The Powerpuff Girls): The Powerpuff Girls has a bunch of memorable and iconic villains in their rogues gallery. Harold Smith, as well as his wife and kids, is NOT one of them. In addition to a petty motivation, he isn't at all threatening, his costume looks like it was thrown together at the last minute, and he doesn't even succeed in his plan. The only reason why the girls didn't just beat the tar out of him is because his wife wanted a perfect dinner. And no, the sequel episode that involves his family isn't much better.

#8. Hervnick Z. Snerz (Green Eggs and Ham): While Green Eggs and Ham makes for a good show for the most part, the one major critique I have is that the main villain is nothing but a pompous brat. Snerz is egotistical, whiney, lazy, and selfish, but above all that, he's just not funny or interesting. Not onces throughout the entire show does he become a villain we love to hate, but rather an annoying detour from the main plot. His backstory does nothing to make him sympathetic or interesting as it just further proves how selfish and nasty he is.

#7. Griselle Grande (Polly Pocket): This creepy old broad wants the power of Polly's locket, but what she really needs is to get a life. She's an incompetent, egotistical, and creepy woman who can't come up with the most basic of plans to get a stinking locket. Not once does Griselle's efforts get a laugh and the fact that her granddaughter, Gwen, even helps her despite being dumber than a sack of peanuts is actually pathetic.

#6. Lee, Marie, and May Kanker (Ed, Edd, n Eddy): It's no secret that the Kankers bring Ed, Edd, n Eddy down with their mere existence. In addition to ruining the Eds' scams, they also frequently make out with the Eds without consent. They're also the apotheosis to the rest of cast as they're not funny, they're not quotable, and they're not interesting. No wonder they don't have any fans.

#5. Dragon (Skunk Fu): As a big fan of dragons, I would be all giddy to watch a show where the dragon is the main villain. Unfortunately, Skunk Fu is too terribly written to make Dragon an interesting villain. In addition to having such a rushed and pathetic backstory, Dragon does nothing but sit in his cave doing nothing but bark orders at his lackies. Nothing about him screams intimidating or powerful, just pathetic.

#4. Dr. Otomo Kamikazi II (Robotboy): Some evil genius he is. Dr. Kamikazi constantly fails to capture Robotboy and what's worse is he never once thinks to make his own robot if he's so smart. He also has a weak motivation, a very exaggerated accent, and no real menace to him. He's just an embarrassing loser that's too stubborn to admit that he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

#3. Hawk Moth (Miraculous Ladybug): If this guy wants the powers of Ladybug and Cat Noir so much, why doesn't he get them himself? I'll tell you why: because he's a weak, lazy, incompetent villain! He'd rather send his Akuma butterflies to corrupt petty losers to do his dirty work and they always fail. He's just a pathetic bore of a villain that never once gets his hands dirty.

#2. Teamo Supremo's Rogues Gallery (Teamo Supremo): It's impossible to choose just one lousy villain from this stupid show, as they all have the same problem. They petty villains with lame gimmicks, 3 useless lackies, and they're not the least bit threatening. One of them is just a guy who makes fun of people and another is your typical Karen. Teamo Supremo has the worst line of villains in cartoons and it would've been Number 1 on my list, if it wasn't for...

#1. Lloyd Garmadon (Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu): ...THIS obnoxious little punk! Lloyd is the embodiment of all the previous entries. He's petty, he's stupid, he's lazy, he's egotistical, and he's such an embarrassment! All he does is bark orders to the snake peopke to commit childish crimes and as such he wastes the time of the heroes and the audience! He's such a bad villain that I could care less about his redemption and how he becomes a mainstay. All I want is for this kid to be shipped to Timbuktu and NEVER comeback!

Conclusion: These villains are so bad in their portrays, they make sitting through the show frustrating everytime they're on screen. Dishonerable mentions go to PAL from The Mitchells vs The Machines (just another vengeful A.I. in a sea full of them), Maximums I.Q. from Atomic Betty (a very generic villain in a very badly made cartoon), and Dio from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures (he's not even fun to talk about, that's how bad of a villain he is). Do you agree with my picks? What are some of your least favorite villains? Let me know down in the comments and I'll see you next time ;)

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They had "pig butchering" scams in the 1930s.

Please tell your friends and family about this, because you don't know who doesn't know this. I forget how many people don't know this, too, but then I remember that I learned about it from a 1940 non-fiction best-seller that I only heard about because it was popular among 1940s and '50s science fiction authors. (And then later made into a movie called "The Sting," which, via a long chain of copies, also got made into a long-running TV series called Leverage.) The story goes like this:

The Roper identifies and ropes the Mark, who gets handed off to the Grifter, who Shows the Mark the Store. The Store Baits the Hook, then puts the Mark On the Send, and then Stings the Mark when they get back to the Store, and then Blows them Off.

I just got around to watching the John Oliver episode about what the FBI now calls "pig butchering" scams, and, having read David Maurer's original 1940 book about the professional jargon of long-con confidence artists, The Big Con, I recognized every step of it. I spent the whole segment saying the same thing over and over again: "Oh, is that what they're calling that now?"

Do you believe that basically every rich person in the world got rich because they got away with some scam? Of course you do. But are you more jealous than angry? Do you wish someone who knew you would like you enough to let you in on the scam? That's why you're a Mark.

A Roper is a person who's trained in how to go into places where it's normal to have conversations with strangers (back then, cross-country trains and inter-continental ocean liners; nowadays, your smartphone) and easily make friends. Most of the Roper's new friends quickly get ignored; what they're looking for is a resentful, jealous middle or upper middle class person who wishes someone would tell them the illegal way to get rich.

That's when the Mark finds out that the Roper is in the middle of getting rich him/herself! Thanks to The Grifter! And asks the Mark would you like to meet the Grifter?

The Grifter works out of the Store; Ropers bring Marks to him/her. The Store looks entirely convincingly like a place (or an app or a site) where someone dirty, on the inside, could easily cheat people out of tons of money, by doing things like trading on secret information. And the Mark is happy to find out that the Grifter could easily make tons of money for them if they had anything to invest in the Store. The Mark hands over the small amount of money they have on them and, very quickly, the Grifter Baits the Hook: gives them their winnings, and apologizes for how small they were. If only the Mark had more money to invest ...

At which point the Mark, who is On the Send, goes back home and empties out savings, takes out one or more equity loans, maybe even embezzles from his/her work (fully intending to put the money back) and brings it all to the Store.

At which point, instead of getting back winnings, the Mark gets Blown Off. If the Grifter does it smoothly, they can sting the same Mark over and over again: "It's not our fault, you did it wrong." Or "it's not our fault, this time the cops intervened, you're lucky you weren't arrested."

Any newly met "friend" who offers to tell you how to get rich is not your friend. You're the Mark and they're the Roper. The "way to get rich" method they offer you, that looks like it couldn't possibly be fake, too many people would have to be in on it? Is a Store, and they're making so much money off of Marks like you that they can easily hire that many people to play their parts. Oh, but the first time you tried it, you made money? Of course you did; how else would they put you On the Send? And when you come back from being put On the Send, you're not going to get rich, you're going to get Blown Off.

#scammers

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Bracket E thoughts:

"Brand New Day" and "Alive" are both very good, but I'm a sucker for Anthony Warlow's Hyde. He just sounds so happy to unleash his inner evil! :)

"Philistine" fucking slaps, and as much as I love "Snuff Out the Light," I want to make everyone appreciate this rockin' number as much as I do. She spends the entire song ripping Travis apart, pointing out how his vengeance doesn't make him noble, his anger doesn't make him cool, and he's a pervy otaku. She rhymes aeternum with sternum. Having listened to both versions, I think the English version is better in the vocals because they're clearer, but the Japanese version has a kickass climax at 3:15.

I'm a perpetual fan of GLaDOS' songs, and I really enjoy the thinly veiled spite in "Still Alive."

"Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" is a fun song, but I am a self-admitted sucker for Joey Richter being a hammy villain in "Wagon on Fire".

Further research has indicated "Grand Ceremony" is indicative of the pompousness and fakeness of Manley, who is universally regarded as a prick. I don't know this game, but I can definitely get that vibe from this one.

"In the Dark of the Night" is always a classic, but I voted for "A Million Gruesome Ways to Die" because it's hilarious to me that Barnaby is threatening to kill the player in all sorts of gruesome ways the same way you'd offer a bunch of options to a really picky customer at a restaurant. He's just trying to be helpful, he's so enthusiastic about it!

Dawn M Bennett my beloved makes this modern-day hypocritical dirty cowgirl seem unironically cool every time she sings. Also the Banzai Blasters apparently just fucking shot her parents to death which is some fucking whiplash from "Great at Crime," to say the least. Anyway go listen to Zora's surprise musical backstory.

This might just be because I'm not an Ace Attorney fan, but I didn't really get a lot out of Distant Traces of Beauty" in terms of villainy? Like from what I've read it makes sense in context but it just doesn't give me the villain vibes I was hoping for. Also I have to give points to "I'm a Professional" for being made up entirely on the spot.

SO PREPARE FOR THE COUP OF THE CENTURY! BE PREPARED FOR THE MURKIEST SCAM--

Holy shit that's Captain Marvel's actress? How and why the fuck is she rocking that song so well??? Anyway vote for "Black Sheep," a.k.a the much-needed "fuck you Scott" song.

Ok I submitted "Grandpa's Going to Sue the Pants Off of Santa," but...it's not a good song. It's really not. And even without knowing Les Mis that well, Alun Armstrong is doing such a good job of getting across who Thénardier is by being such a delightful scumbag.

I already can tell "Slipping" is going to win, which is fair, but I needed to vote for "What You Feel" because it is a bop.

As several people have pointed out, "That's Not How the Story Goes" is not really a villain song so much as a song lamenting the horror of the world they live in which happens to feature Count Olaf. Since the villain is listed as Olaf and not The Narrative Itself, I voted for "The Whole Being Dead Thing," which is also a very good song in a completely opposite direction from its opponent.

Holy fuck, why is "Where There's A Whip, There's A Way" so good. Why do the orcs harmonize so well. What the shit.

Have I mentioned that I love Queen Latifah's singing? Because I love her singing. She is having so much fun here.

"Open Up Your Eyes" is a pretty good villain song in an unfortunately mediocre movie that tells me a lot about who the villain is and why she villains, while "You Will Remember" veered kind of too hard into generic rock song territory. Like, I know it's supposed to be an allusion to Ember's backstory, but that backstory wasn't even in the show itself...

Oh yeah and also the person who uploaded that video apparently committed a shooting, which isn't relevant to this bracket, but was a big surprise when I scrolled down to the comments.

Some good opinions 👍

#pulling from the pot of asks #villain song showdown

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HEYY THERE!!! I really liked your billy fanfic but I was wondering if you could do a male reader one set in the modern day were billy didn’t go through his trauma and ended up kind and considered

ARIGATO!!!

Hope & Passion

Billy Hargrove x M!reader Modern AU A/N: Of course, I can Anon. Thank you for the compliment, although the reader's pronouns are not ever mentioned so you can read it however you like, please know this is intended for a more male audience. I hope you enjoy. Word Count: 2236 Cw: Mild Bullying - Mentions of drugs/drug use - Pyromanic tendencies - Cursing - Overall fluff however

"Billy?" A soft voice sings, causing Billy to stir in his sleep. "Billy, wake up." The feminine voice giggled. Billy's eyes flutter open, the warm light streaming through his window. His blankets spread across his floor and bed and his body was half off the bed. His blue eyes fell upon the ethereal sight of his mother. "Good morning Billy." Her smooth hand brushing Billy's dirty blonde hair out of his eyes, smiling down at him. "Good morning 'ma."

Billy sits up, rubbing his eyes. "Breakfast is downstairs, don't forget to put deodorant on." Billy chuckles, his voice rough and dry. "I will 'ma." She hums and walks out of his room, closing the door behind her. He looks up, running his hands through his hair. He rolls out of bed, his wooden floor cool and a gentle contrast from the warm sun.

It was coming to the end of summer in California. He lived with his mother after she ran away with him on a random night in the middle of winter when he was younger. He groans as he scams his open closet, fixing his hair in the mirror while doing so.

His room is small and cozy. His desked full of art supplies all organized and neat with his wall covered in paint. Books piled on his floor separated by genre. He picks out a white shirt smudged in paint and a simple pair of ripped jeans and changes into them.

He picks up his denim jacket and throws it on. Walking out to find his mother in the living room. "Hey 'ma," he greets sweetly, walking to the kitchen to see a prepared plate of bacon. "Hey, sweetie." She calls back. He quickly finished his plate, putting it in the empty sink.

He walks over to his mum and gives her a kiss on the top of her head. "Bye 'ma." He walks over to the front door, picking up his keys and bag that lay on the floor. He chuckles to himself before saying goodbye one last time and closing the door behind him.

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You hum thoughtfully, nodding along to the teacher when you thought they made good points, you were not paying attention, instead choosing to doodle in the book in front of you. You weren't a big fan of school nor were you a fan of most of your peers.

You sat in the middle of the class to be ignored by the teacher, the back was too loud and the teachers would always pick on the back and the front...nobody likes the people at the front. You surveyed the kids around you, watching as they waited anxiously for the bell to ring.

The class erupts with chatter with the sound of the bells and chairs scrapping across the tiled floors. You were one of the last to leave, being continuously pushed past, your bag slung across your shoulder carelessly as you wave to the teacher.

Your locker wasn't fair but you took notice of the lack of presence of your "locker buddy", as he put it. You played with the lock before it opened. I really need to remember my lock combo, you thought, shoving your bag in hastily when you hear the sound of hurried footsteps.

"Hey Y/N," the voice greeted cheerfully but laced with venom. You sigh but turn your head to see the familiar face, a familiar face with green eyes that you swore could pierce your soul if he tried hard enough. "Hello, oh great one." You deadpan, shutting your locker before turning to face him.

"What do I owe the pleasure this time?" The boy shrugs, a smile on his face as he eyes you up and down. "I just wanted to tell you, your special appearance in class was quite impressive." He compliments but in reality, there was a presentation in class, in which a whole slide talked about pigs.

You scoff, crossing your arms. "Is that so?" You ask, watching him nod enthusiastically. "Well, I must say, I really love what you are wearing today." You smirked, running your hand gently over his collar. "You look less like a druggie today." You didn't want to push your luck when you saw his smile twitch but you couldn't help it. "Tell me, do you get that from your father?" You say, fixing his collar as his eyes fill with rage. You step back, leaning against your locker, pretending to think for a moment. "Maybe you got it from your mother."

"Afternoon Y/N." You looked over your shoulder, smiling at your locker buddy. "Hey, Billy." You waved, Billy notices the tall figure in front of you but doesn't say anything. You let your shoulders drop, knowing that luck had just saved you again. You smirk at the boy in front of you. "Didn't you say you had somewhere to be?" You joke, watching him hold back a scowl before turning heel and walking the opposite way.

"Who was that?" Billy asks, turning to face you, you couldn't tell but his eyes were filled with worry and concern. Many people had come up to you in the past week, hence why he was always early. You huff out a chuckle. "Nobody important." Billy nods in acknowledgement as you walk away. "I'll see you, Billy." Billy lets a small smile creep across his face as you wave back at him. "Yeah, I know." He jokes to himself.

Billy was polite to you, if not a bit protective. At first, it creeped you out but you got used to it. Maybe that's just how he is? He wasn't your friend by any means and Billy was far from seeing you as a friend. If anything, you both saw each other every day, coming to a silent agreement that being "friends" to the public was the better choice.

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You sit outside, your jacket wrapped comfortably around you, playing with the lighter in your hands. You weren't a smoker, nor did you really need it but you still kept it on you. Just in case, you always told yourself.

The bell rang for school to end a bit ago and most kids hung around the school. You were waiting for your friends, and unlike you, they were in after-school activities. One of them doing track and field and the other doing computer science. Your other friends left a long time ago since you were their ride home.

You groan, watching as the tall boy from before came walking over to you. His name was Theo, and you truly had no idea what his problem was. Sure, sometimes you cause him a bit of trouble, but that's only because he starts it.

You don't bother to stand as Theo plops himself right next to you, lazily putting his arm around you, like how friends would. You put the lighter into your pocket and stare at him. "What do you want?" You judge silently. "Nothing, not this time." You hum, nodding your head along like he was still talking. "Right," you look up and let your shoulders fall, thinking to yourself.

"Ah, hello Y/N." This time you flinch, turning your head to see...Billy?Huh, maybe luck is really on my side. "Hello, Theo is it?." Theo snarled and pulled you closer to him. That definitely weirded you out. You chuckled nervously, looking up at Billy. "What's up, big guy?" You smile, trying to rationalise a plan in your head if things were to go south.

"Oh, nothing, I just wanted to show you something." You would never admit it, of course, but Billy was good-looking, and who didn't think that? He had dirty-blonde hair and blue eyes with a formidable body that you had praised him on, and he's a silent art kid.

You chuckle and bite the inside of your cheek. "As long I won't be gone for long, sure. Just let me finish up the conversation." You look over to Theo who was staring daggers at the man. "Are we finished here?" You ask smugly. Theo mudders under his breath, unable for you to hear him. "I'm sorry, what was that, Theo?" You tease with a chuckle.

Before you knew it you felt a sharp pain hit you. Almost like a burning sensation, right on your cheek. "You petty bitch." Theo said, standing up abruptly. Billy didn't react, only putting himself between the two of you. "And I'm not scared of you." Theo finishes. "You're like a dog protecting its master." Theo spits. You begin to see a crowd being attracted to the commotion like a moth to flames.

You stand up and groan, chuckling slightly. Maybe, just this once, I'll give in to my impulses. You don't plan to enact that thought anytime soon. Billy, annoyingly, was acting like a wall between the two of you. It was probably for the best, if he weren't, you'd be so fucked.

You play it off, however, walking to Billy's side and hitting him gently to look down at you. You swear one day you'll get taller. "You said you had something to show me?" You send a wink Theo's way when Billy relaxes and smiles down at you. "I did, didn't I?" He nods, looking up to stare down at Theo before walking off.

"Bye-bye, Theo!" You wave, giggling as you do so. "I'll see you later, 'kay?" You after Billy, laughing to yourself as you hear Theo stomp away. Catching up with Billy, he smiles down at you. "So, what do you want to show me?"

"I want to show you something I made." You nod along, smiling happily as he explained to you this watercolour painting he did and how it reminded him of you. "Huh, you're a weird one." You joke, laughing.

You both reach his car and you sit on his hood. He clearly didn't mind when he just walked past you to his trunk. You hear him sigh as he takes out a pile of small canvases, looking through them hastily until he only had two in his hand.

He walks towards you, his hand behind his back. Yeah, he really is a weird one. As weird as you thought Billy was, you couldn't help but feel safe, even if he asks like as oblivious as a himbo on game night.

"Pick a hand?" He questions, his shoulders tensing as he feels a sudden spike in his anxiety. He was never an anxious person but he still couldn't help but feel like one when he was near you. He tried to hide it by being polite and protective, even if he could tell you thought it was weird.

You hum, truly think about your options. "Which option do you think I'd like best?" Billy thinks for a second. "The right." He concluded. "I'll take the left." You smirk, putting your hand out expectantly. Billy would be stunned and if he was, he didn't seem it, handing you the one in his left hand.

It was a pretty picture of a bird, you could still see the sketch marks and how it was messily painted over with shades of blue which made the firey bird stand out. You tell it was a proud bird just by looking at it. You notice how a piece of it was missing. The branch it laid upon looked like it was one-half of a whole.

"Wow, this is..." you pause and look back at Billy who waited, nervously playing with the hem of his shirt. "...I love it." You conclude, nodding as you looked back down at it. "I love the colour choice, why a bird though?" You ask. Billy simply shrugs with a smile when you look back at him. "Well, it's beautiful Billy."

You go to hand it back to him but he refuses. "You keep it." You huff out a giggle but don't bother agreeing. "Alright." You take a pen out of your pocket and hand it to Billy. "Then, I want you to sign it." Billy shakes his head, his right hand still behind his back. "Can I see the other one?"

"No." Billy laughs. "If I show you the other one, what would be the point?" Now it was your turn to shake your head, your hand still outstretched towards him. "You gonna sign your work or what?" Billy takes your pen from your hands and writes his name into the corner of the painting.

He hands you back the pen and you slide off the car. "I have to go Billy, but I'll see you later." Billy hums and smiles happily. "Yeah, I know." It feels so weird to say that to somebody else other than him. You lean in and kiss his cheek. "We both know." You joke, laughing as you pat his shoulder before walking away leaving him a flushed mess.

You take this opportunity to look at the painting he hid behind his back. Maybe this was cheating but who were you to care. It was another bird, this time painting gracefully as colour flowed on the paper. The background was blue, just like the one you have, but the bird was a bright yellow colour, like the sun. You take note of how this time, the branch ended, and how the bird was looking back.

You smile. Hope. This bird was hope. And yours is passion.

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Carnival Lights (Camgeria) - Athena2

Summary: Angeria hurts her arm trying to get Camden a prize at a carnival to confess her feelings, but she gets a much bigger prize.

A/N: Hi everyone!! So this is an idea I first had back in *checks notes* August. It was inspired by me being an idiot at an arcade playing a clown toss game. I thought it would be a fun fic idea, and here it is!! Please leave feedback if you like!!

“I can’t believe you hurt your arm throwing balls at clown dolls,” Camden says.

Angeria sighs, sinking lower in the hard plastic chair. “When you put it that way, neither can I.”

She and Camden had been looking forward to the city’s carnival all week. Camden was talking non-stop about how it would be like the fair she went to every summer as a kid, when she would stretch herself to be tall enough to ride everything she wanted to, and tried endlessly to win one of the big stuffed animals at the game section, without any luck.

“Those things are rigged,” Angeria told her. “I always wanted to win too. Even my brother couldn’t win at the milk bottle toss, and he played baseball. Rigged.”

“Oh, they’re the biggest scam ever,” Camden agreed. “But you still want to win, don’t you?”

Angeria sighed. “Of course.”

Their day started off great, with the sun shining off all the bright tents. Camden got a butterfly painted on her arm, and they shared a big bag of popcorn, fingers touching each time they reached in together and making Angeria’s heart skip a beat. They skipped the Ferris wheel, since neither of them is good with heights, but they went on the tiny roller coaster and the bumper cars, dodging attacks from the car their friend Bosco was gleefully driving.

The game section came after the rides, and Angeria got her hopes up on the balloon dart booth, only to miss all the balloons and gripe that they probably made the balloons out of some super-strong material anyway.

Then they arrived at the clown toss booth, where rows of dirty sacks with clown faces painted on stared at her in menace. Angera had always hated clowns, and was ready to pass the booth right by. But then Camden squealed with joy.

“Look, Angie, they have a dolphin! It’s so cute!”

A bunch of huge stuffed animals for the high scores hang off the booth’s frame like clothes off a wash line. A bright blue dolphin—Camden’s favorite animal—was nestled among a rainbow of teddy bears, making her grin.

The idea went off in Angeria’s head like the jackpot light at the hammer-swinging game: she would win the dolphin and heroically present it to Camden, and it would become that perfect chance Angeria had been waiting for to tell Camden about her feelings. Camden would see all the love behind the gesture, all the love Angeria has always had for her, and then they’d share a funnel cake and trade kisses sticky-sweet with powdered sugar.

“I’m gonna win it for you,” Angeria declared, speaking into existence.

But then the worker running the booth handed her the balls she was supposed to use, only a little bigger than ping pong balls. They were nowhere near the weight needed to knock down those dolls, which were probably filled with cement for all she knew. Still, she had to try.

Her vision tunneled to the three rows of dolls, their faded red smiles mocking her. Angeria hurled those balls as hard as she could, cringing over her lousy aim, and wincing when pain tore down her elbow like a lightning strike. The second round she insisted on only made it worse, and by the time Camden moved on to Skee-ball, Angeria could barely move her throbbing arm, and now she’s in an urgent care waiting room with a half-melted bag of ice on her elbow, not a funnel cake in sight.

“How’s your arm? Do you need more ice?” Camden asks.

Her concern only makes the whole thing worse, makes Angeria’s failure that much more embarrassing. It would be so much easier if Camden had just dropped her off at urgent care and went home. But instead, she’s been at Angeria’s side for half an hour now, talking and playing games with her to pass the time, since the cell reception is non-existent and Angeria can’t read any of the boring magazines while holding the ice on her arm.

“It’s fine. Hopefully it won’t be much longer.”

Like Angeria’s summoned her, a nurse appears and calls her name.

“Do you want me to come with you?” Camden asks.

“That’s okay, I’ll go myself,” Angeria says firmly. “You can even leave if you want. I’ll text you when I’m done.” Urgent care isn’t fun, but she’s not too worried about her arm, doesn’t need the extra comfort and support. Besides, her crush for Camden already made her be an idiot and wind up here. She doesn’t want to take the risk of Camden holding her hand or something in the exam room. If she did that, Angeria would probably faint and have to see a doctor all over again.

The thoughts of her own failure circle her mind while the doctor checks her arm. Today was the perfect time to tell Camden her feelings. The sun was gentle and warm, the air sweet with funnel cake and cotton candy. She might not have a perfect chance like that again, and the thought weighs down on her as the doctor releases her and sends her back to the waiting room.

Where Camden is still waiting.

She springs from her seat and almost runs to Angeria. “What did the doctor say?”

“You—you waited,” Angeria says instead, warm despite the freezing air in the waiting room. She can’t believe Camden stuck around in that boring waiting room—with no cell service, crappy magazines, and a crying five-year-old—just for her.

“Of course I waited.” Camden’s voice is matter-of-fact, like Angeria never should have expected anything different. “What did the doctor say?” she asks again, chewing her lip.

“I probably just over-extended my arm a little. They can’t really do anything for it. I’m just supposed to ice it and take it easy for a few days.”

“Well, I’m glad you’re okay.” Camden’s smile is soft, and Angeria follows it to the car.

Camden insists on driving, and Angeria doesn’t argue. Her arm might be fine, but that ache is still there, and she doesn’t want to push it. Camden grips the steering wheel for dear life, but she doesn’t move the car. “I’m sorry,” she says softly.

“What on earth are you apologizing for?” Angeria asks in confusion. “I didn’t hit your head with my horrible aim, did I?”

Her joke doesn’t even make Camden smile. “I know you were trying to win the dolphin because it’s my favorite. If I didn’t get so excited over a stupid stuffed animal, you wouldn’t have gotten hurt.”

“Camden,” Angeria says gently, touching Camden’s shoulder with her good arm. “First of all, I’m barely hurt. The doctor said I’ll be fine in a few days. Second of all, I’m the one who acted like an idiot at some stupid game. Not you, okay?”

“Okay.” Camden gives a shaky nod.

Angeria squeezes her shoulder, and a rush of warmth washes over her. Maybe she didn’t need the grand stuffed animal gesture to tell Camden. Maybe now, close together in this car, is a good enough time. “Camden, I…yes, I was trying to win the dolphin for you. But it’s not your fault!” she adds, before Camden can protest. “I wanted to win it so bad because I…I like you, and I wanted to win and tell you.”

It feels good to have finally said it, so good that Angeria doesn’t know why she waited all this time. Especially when Camden takes her good hand.

“I like you too. A lot, really,“ Camden says, cheeks bright pink.

“You do?”

“I do. Even if you didn’t win me a stuffed animal.” There’s that smile Angeria was waiting for, and it makes her heart leap.

Angeria smiles too. “We can go back to the carnival tomorrow if you want. But this time as a date. Plus we can eat our weight in funnel cake.”

“Sounds like a plan.” Camden’s smile grows wider. “But no clown toss for you, ever again.”

“Deal.”

#rpdr fanfiction #s14 #lady camden #angeria paris vanmicheals #camgeria #lesbian au #fluff #mild hurt/comfort #athena2 #tw mentioned injury #concrit welcome

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Ok so this is the really rough draft of this au, it’s just a lot of undecided ideas and it’d be cool if u (or anyone who sees this) could help me decide or figure it out because.I’m not good with choices

The public wouldn’t know who heroes really are, so no one would know that (I think that Grian would be like CuteGuy or Poultry Man, or something else like in some fanfics he’s called Watcher?? Anyway I have no idea what his hero name is) Grian is a hero

What I was wondering is should at least Cub&Scar know that Grians a hero? Uh yeah if u have any ideas that’d be cool

Anyway the was the Vexlings would work goes as so:

The two “leaders” of the whole business is Scar and Cub, obviously. Then, like one level down from them so they have a lot of authority, is the Vexlings. The Vexlings idea is taken off reference of Felix aka Convex-Solos, so they’d like probably need their own names and they’d be their own characters which I don’t have (yet?? Possibly? Maybe?) Anyway — The Vexlings would do like, some of the ““dirty work””. These guys work as assassins, body guards, assists in the buisness (Convex)

Then, there’s be the affiliates. Right now, I’m thinking that some affiliates could be Pearl, Doc, and Mumbo. These guys aren’t working for/IN Convex, but they all do enjoy frequently getting together for like tea or whatever and discuss knowledge going on (Pearl and Doc are both Villains, Mumbo is involved with villainry but prefers to work in the shadows to help make gear for people, like armour and weapons and stuff, along with Doc who does that too)

Anyway, Grian as a hero was assigned/tasked to fight(keep an eye on) Scar&Cub (uhhb sadly. I. Do not know what their villain names should be…Jangler and Jingler maybe??? Maybe they should be HotGuy and CuteGuy???? Idk. if anyone has any ideas please give 😭😭) because in my au, some of the heroes are tasks to specifically watch certain villains, because of their skill set. So like, while Grian can obviously fight or go after multiple villains, but in a big fight with multiple bad guys, Grian would specifically go after Cub&Scar + if those 2 are just causing trouble in general, Grian will be tasked to catch them.

Side note: Vexlings doing some dubious villainry: the Vexlings tend to also do some evil things, and specifically, target Grian because he’s always messing up Scar&Cubs plans (also a really funny image to me of like 5 vexes all running after Grian like. that’s just super super funny to me I’m sorry)

Investigator Grian gets himself into. Situations, per say. So I think a good idea is a couple years ago Grian got scammed in some way, not sure how, but Convex got him. They got him good. so, he became an investigator to get prove that those guys are evil evil calitalists. even if he’s a he does what he needs to do, so often he breaks into their big building and attempts to get some sorta like important paper as proof. and, just saying, him breaking into places usually leads him into…some shenanigans with Cub&Scar

I think that’s everything yeah

So sorry for the super long rant but hey I got permission

-🪩

It's very interesting! Maybe to keep it somewhat cohesive you could only use the hero/villain names of season 6, so Poultry Man, Jingler and Jangler.

Then, about the Vexling part: those characters are ocs with set names and personalities, so I would suggest you ask their owners to tell you about them.

But yeah, it's good!

#long post #not art

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Spacewalk (a Ninjago Fan-Season)

Episode 3: A Star In The Darkness

By the time the ninja arrived in the village of Stiix, it was already night and stars shine bright in the sky. The village seemed in a much better state then when they last saw it. The houses were rebuilt with stronger foundations and stronger roofs. It still reeked of crimes and scams but it was better than when the Preeminent destroyed it. Kai and Lloyd hopped off their vehicles, getting side-eyed by the villagers. A bunch of scruffy tough guys with scars, smoking and playing beer pong stopped and stared at them with their dirty faces. Lloyd continued on nervously to find Ronin with Kai in front of him, making himself into a barrier to protect Lloyd from any low-life thugs looking for trouble. Zane run up to them from behind after updating his situation with the others, "I told the others we're in the village of Stiix. Shouldn't be long before they reach here." Kai nodded before he was stopped dead in his tracks after he mistakenly bumped into a big, muscular man. He mumbled an 'excuse me' before he noticed the person he was in front of,

"Killow!" "Ninja..." He grumbled back as he walked towards them. Kai pushed Lloyd back and drew his Katana as he stood his stance, "So, this is where you ran off to? I should've known..." Killow grumbled back as he came closer, eyeing him down and pounding his fists, preparing to fight. Lloyd intervened by standing between them and pushing each of them away from each other. He pulled off his mask before explaining, "We don't want any trouble with you. We're looking for someone else," Killow relaxed his shoulders and stood back. He exhaled harshly out his nose like an enrage bull and crossed his arms, "Who are you looking for?" "Ronin," Lloyd quickly spoke to avoid Kai from saying anything else to him, possibly worsening their awkward situation. Killow pointed his thumb to the back of him and said, "He's in the old shed. Now, go! I have things to do."

The ninja walked towards the shed they were pointed to, Kai turning over his shoulder to glare at Killow but he already turned around to leave. Probably did tell the truth there. They opened the door and heard a bell ring as they did so. Ronin shuffled in his chair before scoffing at the ninja. He grabbed his hat from the table and hastily placed it on his head, "Ahh, the ninja... What can I do for you?" He smiled with a hint of evil and pride in it. Lloyd smacked his hands on the table, being direct to make sure Ronin doesn't try and toy with them, "Where is the water from the Springs of Divinity?" The scrunkly old man chuckled and held himself on one elbow on the table and went closer to Lloyd, "Oh that old thing? That thing was dried out years ago--" "By you!" Kai cut him off, walking towards him with heavy steps, anger displayed on his face, "So quit talking and tell us where it is!" He smacked his hand on the table in anger as he shouted, knocking over a glass of water in the process. Ronin smirked sarcastically at him before speaking in a low voice, "Ahh... Kai.... You can never keep your anger in check," he sighed before shrugging and saying in his rough voice, "Sorry, I don't treat rude customers so unless you have an absurd amount of money," he lit a cigarette and placed in his mouth, inhaling and puffing out a ring of smoke that reaked of tobacco, "I'm not telling you guys anything."

Kai grumbled, his eyebrows furrowed further, the side of his mouth twitched in efforts of controlling his temper. Zane stepped up in hope to reason with the usually unreasonable bandit, "Listen, Ronin. We need this water as we have someone's life on the line. If we don't retrieve it, that person may die and it will all be due to your doings," Ronin scoffed before puffing out smoke again. He pulled his hat over his face, casting a dark shadow, "As if you ninja never do that on the daily..." Lloyd sighed before pinching the bridge of his nose before inhaling and being more stern, "Okay, how much money are we talking?" Ronin grumbled out, "A couple hundred." "For just water?" Ronin tilted his head back, revealing the annoyed glimmer in his eyes, "Look, do you want the water or not? You're disturbing my nap 'ere!" Lloyd turned to the others to discuss and pulled them into a ring, "Let's count the money we have to see if it would be enough to get at least some of the water," he spoke lowly, "Are we seriously dealing with him right now? Is there no other way?" Zane turned his head to him and replied to his question, "I'm afraid not. He is currently our only option." "This is going nowhere, how much money do we have?" "You ninja are really talking an awfully long time for this "someone's life" to save!"

Ronin intervene by shouting from behind them so Lloyd took the step up and made a quick decision, "Okay, Ronin... How much would a hundred bucks give us?" He puffed a big part of he cigarette and threw the burnt out ashes on the floor, "A quarter." The green ninja hastily pulled out his wallet and counted the money he had available. He was cut out with being fifty bucks short, "How about fifty?" "Half of a quarter... C'mon, Ninja! Do your maths!" Kai sighed before taking out his own wallet and aggressively pulling out four hundred and fifty bucks and handing it him. Ronin scrapped his dry finger tips across the stack to count them quickly, "Hmmm... You ninja really are easy," he stood up from his seat, holding himself up by the edge of the table, scraping the floor with the legs of the chair in the process, "I'll go fetch the jug for ya." He left to the back of the shed before the other three were left to wait for this "jug". Hopefully he'd give them all of it, they don't really know how much he had left but judging from how happy he looked, they hoped he'd be generous.

A few minutes of waiting and they heard nothing from Ronin. Kai, frustrated, barged into the back and found the place empty, only an open window to make up for it. The fire ninja shouted in anger before leaping through. Zane and Lloyd followed with him and stared out the window to see Kai chasing a fast shadow, running through the roofs of the houses. The green and white ninja pulled their masks on and followed suit. Leaping through the gaps between the houses and the stray holes in the roofs, Ronin and the ninja dashed in a chase. Ronin had a jug in his hand, holding on to it tightly. Kai throwing stray fire balls at him in hopes to slow him down. Zane and Lloyd parted ways to try and confuse Ronin but he jumped either away from or above them to avoid their efforts to stop him. Before long, the other ninja caught up to the scene in Jay's jet and saw the chase scene occuring. The wind that flew from under Jay's jet blew the deck of cards Killow and his gang were playing with and ruined his chance of winning. Now, the others had a a few seconds to run as the gang approached. Cole grabbed Niel and carried him on his back, knowing he's too weak to run as fast as them.

The ninja being chased by Killow and his undergrads were running towards the others chasing Ronin. The bandit gave Killow a side-eye look and nodded, tossing the jug into his hands as he halted and turned the other way. Kai turned to Killow behind them and on the lower level and shouted as he pointed at him, "He's getting away!" The other turned sharply and went to run after Killow instead. Ronin ran off, keeping Kai's money and hiding in the shadows while the others tried to corner in with Killow. The gang and Killow exchanged the jug a few times, trying to confuse the ninja but there were way too many of them. Niel leapt off of Cole's back and did his efforts to chase after Killow himself. The other ninja got confused between the tossing that they didn't notice Killow had the jug and ran off and Niel ran after him in a fit of rage. As he ran towards him, he felt that corrupted feeling again. His eyes glowed a deep purple and his legs ran even faster. Anger building up inside him as he cornered Killow, "You're going... Nowhere!" He shouted out in a deep and growling voice. Killow laughed hysterically, "What would such a scrawny little boy like you are gonna do!? You're not even a ninja!" Niel pulled up his sleeve with the crystallized scars and pointed it up. As soon as he did that, the clouds moved out of the way and star glimmered brightly amongst the others. Suddenly, Killow's arms became weak and his grip became sluggish. Before he knew what was happening, the jug dropped onto the ground and landed on it's bottom, not spilling a single drop. Killow gasped in suprise as he looked down and Jay took the opportunity to strike him with lightning. This stunned him and sent him sprawling on the ground.

Kai ran up and grabbed the jar while Niel fell onto the ground and his eyes returned to normal. He heaved in and out as Cole held him by his shoulder and asking him, "What happened? Are you okay?" The boy only nodded and looked back at him, with an expression with just as much confusion, "I don't know... Did we get the--" "We got it! Now, let's get out of here!" The ninja raced off and Cole took him on his shoulders again. He placed him on the back of Kai's bike and held his hands on the steering wheel. Kai groaned in annoyance but chose to ride on the back of Zane's road-rider and the other ninja sped off to the desert, going back the way they came from. They heard the angry shouts of the villagers after the ruckus they cause but they kept going, leaving a trail of dust behind them as they disappeared into the night.

#ninjago #ninjago fanseason #ninjago oc #oc:Niel #kai smith #cole brookstone #jay walker #lloyd garmaddon #zane julien #nya smith #niel #Ninjago Spacewalk

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KPTS Episode by Episode word vomit

HEAVY SPOILERS

Episode 1 Aka

Meet cute? Starring a hot bartender and Mafia boss.

Kinn is a dangerous cocky cutie. And Porsche OMG that open shirt and the CHARM of this boy like sir how dare you and your perfect face @ me like that.

Poor Big this is gonna be a life-altering injury you don't even know but cool action sequence and Kinn is cool as hell.

Yes, Porsche rescue the handsome rich guy you never met from weapon-wielding thugs it’ll open up so many new avenues for you.

Uh peeing in bottles is kinda ew but also kinda cool how he then used it as a weapon…that’s gross-out damage on top of glass breaking,

getting scammed at the pawnshop is a mood,

shitty uncles,

cute little bros,

the first rule of fight club,

and wtf never go to a second location Porsche! Not that you had much choice but this is how you get murdered,

Kidnapping the sassy boy,

fighting dirty…I mean seriously crotch shots and biting?!,

blackmail-ish lots going on here.

But now Porsche is gonna have a newfound family.

Episode 2 Aka

secondhand embarrassment galore,

Porsche stop. Be a good bodyguard please!,

bodyguards are butlers i guess?,

rich snobs,

point 1 for Kinn for that wasabi drink OMG,

Just call him William “Porsche” Tell,

fire hazard-Porsche,

getting choked by your boss,

mixing up the rich snobby kid with the help,

SO many work blunders makes we wonder why anyone thought he was a so amazing and would be a good bodyguard,

Kinns type is NOT beautiful lady assassin dumbass he's gay,

drunk on the job and in Kinns arms…this will be a thing huh,

the poor fish,

Tankhun is magnificent,

new boss is fun but Kinn is Hotand Hot for you so weigh your options and get your life straight my disaster bi boy.

Episode 3 Aka

Porsche's training montage,

Tankhun's STYLE,

Soap operas versus porn with friends - the debate,

biglittle brother Kinn takes care of Khun,

Kinns so gay Porsche how are you this dumb,

Porsches first kill,

Kinn hates seeing his future baby so upset over being a thug/murderer,

OMG they're doing the injury care thing,

Kinn you've got it bad already omg,

Kinn showing he can be fun too and brings his stlyish rich pals out,

bonding at the bar,

WTF Arm that striptease with the drink what happened???,

KP first kiss cute but kinda dubcon,

Use of music here was great though,

drunk Porsche can be soooo cute omg he blew the dirt off Kinns hand,

seconds ago! You slay me sir.

This show gets a plus over9000 for production value and wow KinnPorsche can ACT.

Episode 4 Aka

Say what you mean dumbass don’t just skirt around shit!,

kissmiss-understandings,

OMG the herbal spirits poor Kinn was so confused,

Spa day and ofc Kinn is magnetically and magically drawn to Porsche's location,

faceplant faint,

Pale lipped Porsche at DISNEYLAAAAAND,

Pete youre too cute,

Vegas meal showdown and wow that dramatic music,

No Vegas you cant have Porsche Kinn…er…Tankhun says no lol.

Auction wth are those glowy crystal ball things???,

Vegas speaking English again,

Yes Tae he's a hearthob keep telling Kinn so he gets his head out of his ass,

Also Tae that hair and outfit is smashing,

Porsche drugged by shitty bartender,

Vegas playing games at the auction,

noncon with Vegas thankgod it didnt go far,

dubcon with Kinn…but beautifully shot at least,

drugged Porsche is cute but handsy and bratty…

and listen…Kinn is trying SOOO hard and he’s SOOO tortured but he still shouldn't have done that.

Be the bigger man asshole.

Episode 5 Aka

THE AFTERMATH, Porsche you’re literally breaking my heart man you need to talk to somebody,

Kinn take responsibility and say the words!

What you did to Porsche was wrong and skirting around it wont make it go away!

shut your Korn mouth,

unfair punishment made me very uncomfortable,

Perth and Nodt how do you do it??? Be so bad when youre IRL so good,

although Big is still my love,

trauma-porsche,

the bathroom scene was so well done and edited but it broke my heart,

friendPete giving advice and getting Porsche out of his shell,

Nope your love life is now very decidedly stuck on THE ONE boys,

No more nameless bedwarmers (or alley warmers???)

dumbKinn is dumb and contradicts himself constantly,

He’s so jealous but in this cae he’s right about Vegas that fucker,

Vegas drugs and assaults Porsche and has the nerve to hide behind anonymity and be this fakesweet good guyn to him

DumbKinn is also TryingKinn thanks to his dumb heart and Petes advice,

Lol Jom and Tem ordering Kinn around and insulting him unknowingly had me dying,

and KP are kidnapped again,

That back of the truck chained fight scene was awesome!! Like the coordination and everything i had to watch it over and over and in slowmo,

Poor Big crashed and blames himself now its ok baby i love you.

Episode 6 Aka

WHEN YOURE LOST DONT WANDER OFF STAY PUT EVERYONE KNOWS THIS,

ok maybe hide a little because guys are after you but like you knew Chan etc were close so why wander a million miles away,

but yes wander off so you can have a cute romantic camping trip handcuffed to your crush thats good,

best episode by far i’m in love and will watch this on my deathbed

Their entire relationship journey redone and sped up in one episode

Start with antagonistic petty squabbles and posturing,

Becsome cute fighting and friendship/helping each other out,

Throw in some deep talks about life, childhood, fears, and dreams…ya know the big stuff,

Teaching eachother skills….well mostly Porsche teaching…and also teasing/flirting,

WTF Porsche with your damn lighter you asshole Kinn should be allowed to smack him for that one.

Random kisses and touches thrown in like theyre (mostly Kinn) trying to fight their love but just cant help it sometimes when their guard is down….like nope cant kiss him except uhoh i did it whoops lets just stop wth

Poor Apo was shivering in that waterfall guys that hug/kiss was lifesaving for body warmth,

Skull freaked Porsche out hes so cute,

Asleep inside the truck and Kinn’s content smile KILLED me thatw as the cutest everrrrr,

Also Kinn’s freaked face when he (stupidly) believed Porsche was poisoned by the fruit was SO cute and concerned,

Also Porsche is right Kinn’s smiles are fantastic and make him SO cute and handsome,

Moody serious kinn is dangerously sexy but smiling Kinn is cute and fun feeling,

Porsche is always cute. Or sexy. Or BEAUTIFUL that man’s is just gorgeous,

Ok so whyyyyyy did Kinn wait so long to take the cuffs off after the knife was introduced???!

You really gonna be like “it helped us bond”...your lives were in danger and what?

YES YES YES APOLOGIZE for THAT NIGHT! Be specific YES.

We love you but that was dubcon/noncon squicky and then you didnt talk and instead punished Porsche and played with his feelings and blamed him

(ok Porsche should never drink anything even water on the job he cant be trusted obv)

...but still dude he was traumatized and you made it worse and you took advantage and if he said he coulnt forgive you hed be in his rights.

Porsche is a brat and dramatic have i mentioned? But the scissors thing was sweet.

I guess the handcuffs and knowing how to get out of the ravine was payback for the lighter???

OMG your love is stunning Kinn…you’d let Porsche go and lie to everyone about it because you love his happiness more than even taking care of your own heart.

The actual definition of “if you lovehim let him go”,

That KISS was jawdroppingly perfect and now theyre both on the same page about their love finally but then Porsche LEAVES,

Kinn’s little tantrum after was so sad/cute I may have listened to him kicking dirt and swearing a few hundred times.

And Porsche comes to the rescue only to need saving…like who bodyguards the bodyguard???obv his love interest/person HES supposed to protect.

Sir its his job tot ake the bullets youre making Chan and Big and Porsches life difficult again.

Episode 7 Aka

obligatory mafia missions and nice action sequences

Hey its Pete from the title song!

Vegas being a buttface playing with Porsche to amuse himself and throw shit in Kinns face because he just can.

Kinn made an error letting his interest in Porsche be so obvious to Vegas…its a vulnerability to exploit and Porsche gets caught in the crossfire as an innocent casualty to their family drama peacocking bs.

But seriously WHEN did Vegas CLOCK that interest? Because it feels like he always knew….

Kinns pining and jealous ofc and he shows up at the minor fam house just to see Porsche and beg him to come back to him!,

lots of innuendo with guns and wow they’re such BOYS,

noncon again dude Vegas was gross and not smooth at all with that spill,

Pete are you team KinnPorsche already?? No because youre surprised in episode 9 when Arm brings it up….so why spy on Vegas and Porsche...did Kinn put you up to it???

someone keep porsche from drinking forever please,

jealous Kinn being even dumber than his usual dumb.

but i mean his drunk bf was shirtless in the bathroom with another guy after Pete said theyd basically been flirting,

can't blame him from being paranoid there but still dude chill,

BEAUTIFULLY shot romantic handjobs…but handjobs as an I’m sorry for not trusting you and slutshaming you nonetheless.

OKAY THIS SCENE I WATCHED SO MANY TIMES PORSCHE”S FACE IS SO GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HOW SMILEY AND CUTE KINN GETS DURING…

Like dude is really being himself and enjoying it not just physically but EMOTIONALLY,

Like you don’t see that shit when hes with boytoys that genuine.

"Episode 8 Aka

sneaking around honeymoon period,

Ah to wake up in the arms of your most beloved one in a fucking mansion skyscraper thing with automtaic blinds and room service Porsche youve finally made it.

THE BREAD AD omg Porsche

Like I hate crumbs in my bed….but that was cute and funny.

How are you so fooled Pete you're smarter than that and yet also the innuendo in Porsches line makes up for the denseness of Petes thought process…unless its an act?

Doubted.

footsie scene why are they pointing guns at the celing and the noises were hilarious

Also Kinn what do you mean whya are they stopping you slammed your hands on the table how are you not caught in the act yet youre not subtle!

smexiness proving they CAN do it all…lovemaking, bratty casual…and now FUCKING.

the CUTEST date…Porsche really researched how to date for this,

The pictures were toothrottingly weets and Porsche was so serious about getting everything right while Kinn was just relaxed and happy to be with him wow

and then it's nearly ruined by a ghostly sighting of a turd,

Thankfully beautiful lights, music and an underwater kiss saves the day.

How the hell did that guard not hear or see them getting into that pool….the splash….the echo….guard needs to be vetted better.

poor baby scaredy cat Porsche gets booted from movie night,

Only after dropkicking pol ofc.

Tawan is bad nope dont want him.

Episode 9

Aka No go away i don't like Tawan,

naughty couch scene,

at least Tankhun and Big have brains and distrust Tawan,

jealous Porsche for once also distrust him but for diff reasons methinks,

bless your heart Pete that entrance was the amazing and how can you sleep through THEM what are your dreams gonn be like?,

Ugh ofc Tawan tries to live up to the old Republican motto…accuse others of what you yourself are doing to take the heat off you.

I KNOW KINN DOESNT REALLY CHOOSE TO BELIEVE TAWAN OVER PORSCHE BUT THE TIME BETWEEN THE FRAMING AND THE REVEAL KILLS ME.

I cant watch them confront/take Porsche into custody i die if i try

I HATE these types of misunderstandings and secondhand embarrassments,

mole reveal,

KEN/Perth?! NO!

Episode 10 Aka

FU Tawan,

and Porsche please stop trusting Vegas you dummy god so lucky youre cute,

why must my babies fight? No Pete and Porsche you cant!,

Kinn just tell him the truth and to TRUST YOU! Don’t just drop your gun and let him go hes walking into a viper pit moron,

more kidnapping but this time its the babyest baby,

bare-armed Kim amd Big parkouring there way to rescue the Kittisawat bros,

dumb plan Vegas and super dumb Tawan don't you know Vegas is a dick and a player.

NO BIG NO!!!!!! BIGGGG!!!!! And like…his words show how loyal and devoted he was to Kinn boy oh boy Ken being the mole wouldve really upset him. I LOVE YOU and you WILL be avenged but apparently theres no funeral and only one like two more brief mentions of you,

asscheeks in the BTS,

Chay is big mad at his best brother and i guess i cant blame him,

mole removal including his head,

What's in the booooxxxx???!,

never trust the barbie doll even though Perth is perfect IRL

bed scene from trailer is gorgeous but also funny and gross….why are boys like that?

"Episode 11 Aka

Kinns confession was adorable,

But it puts Porsche in the principal's office,

Bodygurads aka team KP vindicated,

VegasPete getting weird and frisky,

IMO if thats your thing fine but idc it squicks me,

KimChay reveal and breakup thing

Poor Tankhun doesnt know the bomb he just dropped on that little spark of sunshines life.

Episode 12 Aka

Chaybaby takes heartbreak hard,

don't let dumb boys make you fall apart and skip out on your dreams,

though Porsche dropping Chay off was SUPER cute,

jealous Porsche couldve been handled better like ngl it was kinda awkward,

can't believe they spied on the boss wth that was too OOC,

but i'm glad they talked it out and Kinn is really growing up and being BETTER,

Korn is a lying liar who lies and also hes shit,

More VegasPete but better-ish…still stockholm,

RIP Hedgehog my new Fave Character lol,

Supportive BF Kinn and NOW malewife bread advertisement Kinn???!,

But he can't cook,

ALSO I'm sorry but ewwwwww bugs,

Sonic haired Chay going darkside so Kimm to the rescue?,

Korn being even more evil,

old man scapegoat and he was gonna just let Porsche possibly kill him???

Yeah that wouldve gone over well…like if Porsche kills the guy and one episode late finds out it was a lie and Korn used the old man to disguise his own actions???,

Proud BF Kinn wants to startover and my heart is aflutter,

shit uncle is back with a doozy of a tale and the plot thickens into real crazy soap opera type conspiracy land.

Episode 13 Aka

Abusive Kan making me feel bad for Vegas,

also vegas can cook wow,

Korn is EVIL I HATE him,

Kinn is reaaaaally growing…trying to communicate and be honest,

willing to side with porsche and learning when Porsche is holding back just by watching him and waiting for Porsche to be honest and open up to him.

Kinns sooo good now,

Porsche I know it's a tough subject but try to meet him halfway cuz he’s NOT Korn. He's your soul so trust him,

although Porsche tried to tell Kinn about his doubts once and Chan interrupted,

not Chan's FAULT but still,

try again don't drop it and hide,

Vegas lashing out at Pete after being abused…like stop misdirecting your feelings,

and FINALLY Petes missing Status is taken seriously Tankhun is the only one with brains in tis dumb family,

Yes Pete tell him off bcuz You're NOT a pet or his dman therapist,

Pete is his own savior,

Pete Tom Sawyers his funeral and scares the shit outta everyone especially Porsche,

burning money AND the FUCKEN ATM lmao,

Kinn looked SO hot in the funeral scene though omg that shirt and his pecs,

Pete protecting Vegas from the avenging BFF Porsche except Porsche is no dummy and he’ll get some retribution anyways,

Kim's got it bad now but pretty music often comes from pain,

Porsche punches Vegas but still trusts him with shit wth TRUST KINN,

KiinPorsche before the graves confessing but LOL that introduction…my boss…Porsche is a brat now and forever.

KP confessing to each other properly for the first time in a pool, THE POOL SCENE! And it was way more sweet and emotional than we thought ",

Episode 14 Aka

FU Korn I don't buy your bullshit,

Kinn is sooo conflicted but he'll side with Porsche if push came to shove i know it,

omg the soap opera-iness of this family wth,

Liar faker coward Korn can't take the consequences of his own actions stop faking it you shithead and die for real,

love the 3 brothers bonding though, and Kim comforting his big bros.

Tankhun just being soft and Kinn trying to keep it together for him with all the pressure on his shoulders and hes also sad,

so baby Kim is a good nong,

boss kinn can be kinda scary omg…lile…he just shoots dissenters in the meeting like its fucken nothing,

also WTF is Kan wearing to this rebellion????,

Chan is king…and…NOOO CHAN NO NOT AGAIN!,

Vegas speaking english always gets me,

bodyguard batallion but man they lost sight of Kinn fast and Pol got hit but hes ok.

battle husbands spinning around and groping like is a ballroom dance, love t

he FREEFALL english version playing in the fight scene,

Kinn freaked about losing Porsche more thanabout the gun in his face baby your heart is GLOWING,

Arms robots to rescue with flare and pizazz,

Erikaaaa!,

Like the Vegas Pete thing here and I AM glad he lived but he needs some seriour redeeming to actually get me to like him and them together,

Pete you're perfect ofc, I hate uncle and Korn idc who did it they both suck,

also mama are you for real right now? faking it? idk if i trust mama,

wth is going on,

soap operas again, Porsche as boss in the green suit is fine,

no longer bodyguard dating but mob boss dating,

i wanna be on that boat,

kinn makes drinks with his heart,

kim pouring his heart out in song and Chay crying,

Lovely ending but cmon history is written by the victors said by the victorious shithead Korn hes obv still a lying piece of garbage",

Sidestory Episode

Aka post camping adventure hospital scene,

Tankhun you jerk don't you see how sad youre making Porsche,

lol Pete trying to quiet him,

And Kinn wakes to the sound of Vegas creepily hitting on his boy, GO and take the flowers with you lol,

OMG Kinn is so smart scaring Porsche with ghost stories bcuz like Porsche is such a cute scaredy cat,

CUDDLES! YES. Even though Kinn is hurt he wants to hold Porsche.

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