"so what did you do over the weekend?" i fought the horrors

do you guys think cats attack Sunday just because he has wings and they think he's a kind of bird

Off topic but why do Childe's pants hang so low on his waist

okay I just saw the video and

sir. SIR. SIR PLEASE I BEG.

I'll get on my knees if you want. just one chance. just one. I beg. pls.

GUESS WHO GOT THE GAMBLING ADDICT

I had a dream I lost the 50/50 to Diluc and while I was sulking with my head in my hands, Chrollo's voice called out to me with, "Please get off the laptop," with a shitload of annoyance

"you don't have sufficient experience for the internship"

damn so i should have been working instead of being submerged in the womb in 2004

SCREW IT

AVENTURINE X READER

20K WORDS

SLOW BURN YANDERE

aventurine is preservation because his drip will remain forever preserved and can never be taken away

childe "leave your degree and be my wife" tartaglia

Guys guys hear me out

University au Childe but he's your older brother's best friend

I AM ONTO SOMETHING DELICIOUS AREN'T I

Childe gives off Florida man energy

isn't it canon that aventurine shoots as a hobby

why isnt this thigh fat burning

am i cursed with eternal thicc

“There is nothing I cannot steal in this world yet your heart I have to ask permission for,” is such a raw line i thought it was from somewhere else but its actually from an incomplete drabble in my google docs for a chrollo series that might never get completed or published

if I had a nickel for every time I was down bad for a character who was a bit cocky and transformed into something not so human with a mask and suspended in air and thighs highs and a nice waist for their boss battle I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice