“The fuck are you doing here?”

“The fuck am I—the fuck are you doing here? These are my troops.” Rex says, blinking at Fox who blinks back with equally owlish determination.

Fox breaks the stare to bury his face against the knob of Five’s spine. “I was kidnapped and brought here against my will.”

“You’re a full grown man.” Rex crosses his arms and shifts his weight to one hip. “You weren’t kidnapped.”

“I’m barely twelve standard.” Fox sniffs. “That’s prime kidnapping age on this planet.”

“Twelve—“ Rex draws up to his full height in exaggerated affront, “bitch, don’t play that card. Your boyfriend here is eight.”

“Just turned nine.”

“Robbing the tube.” Rex deadpans with great judgment.

Nah man, claiming that Hades 2 has terrible character designs is an objectively terrible take.

Guys what if I said Nobleflower was angstier than Jegulus

Pulled out every trick in the Tumblr art textbook for this one lads

“yeah and sirius would propose to remus and-”WRONG ERRRRRR remus would propose to sirius and apologize for how small the ring was and sirius would say ‘remus i would marry you with a bloody ringpop’ im right you’re wrong goodnight

HE’S SOOOOOOOOOO 🌈🌈🌈

(Fujimoto Tatsuki, Chainsaw Man, Chapter 70)

Just imagine falling asleep on P’s chest as he holds you close and keeps you safe. As he watches you sleep he would make a promise that you would never feel like you weren’t loved, as long as his heart beats he’ll be there for you

Based on a conversation with my friend about demolition experts, specifically this quote:

“IS THIS HOW PEOPLE GET THE JOB??? SOME GUY JUST ROLLS UP TO A COLLEGE CAMPUS IN AN UNMARKED VAN SMOKING A CIGAR LIKE “Hey kid, ya like bombs?””

Ross Lynch Apollo

wade winston wilson, aka deadpool, is a bottom.

that is all, have a good night.

ATLA characters as things I’ve heard people say at my high school

Sokka: *slaps his friend’s butt* you’ve got a fat ass, bro

Aang: I personally believe in progressive sandwiches

Sokka, mid battle: either we’re fucked or we need to science the shit out of this right now

Toph, high on cactus juice: Hats are a commitment to ignorance

Azula: I’m not a liar, I’m a truth-bender

Sokka, trying to flirt: Do you have scurvy bc I wanna vitamin C those titties

Aang: Tofu. It’s like bean meat

Zuko, to Aang: You should swear more

Zuko, after hearing someone say a euphemism : DOES THAT MEAN THEY WERE DOING SEX

Suki: No, I can’t murder the pharmacist because he’s my neighbor

Katara: that was fun. And non-addictive. There were no psychedelics involved

If robin was A gen Z he would carry his phone everywhere but also drop it constantly. His entire screen is smashed to bits and can barely register his finger tapping on the screen, everyone tells him to get it fixed or to get a new phone but he refuses so finney bought him a new phone, a protective phone case, and a phone bracelet thing so he stops dropping it everywhere he goes

I’m sorry but I saw you comment on another post that didn’t sit right with me.

Someone posted proof of Gege saying gojo was straight and you got mad about it?

What’s so wrong with that? That’s what the creator wanted of his character

if it didn’t sit right with you that an anon came into someone’s inbox and pushed the idea that gojo has to be straight and cannot be headcanoned as gay then that is simply because you are homophobic or at the very least validate open homophobia. just because a series canonly shows gojo showing interest to girls doesn’t mean it canonly means he’s not interested in men—and nowhere does gege make it “canon” that gojo is 100% straight and cannot be gay. attraction to women does not equal being straight and the sooner you allow people indulge in headcanons of characters that help them feel included and represented in media, the more normalized it will be for people to simply be lgbtq in media without it being their entire personality. every time i have witnessed a character be gay in something, it’s either because that is the sole purpose of their character—to be the gay best friend who can’t have any romantic pull bc they’re gay, or because that is the main focus of the protagonist’s struggle—accepting that they’re not straight. let people headcanon characters are gay. stop telling them characters are canonly straight when that is not true. it reeks of homophobia and erases the very little representation we are able to give ourselves in fandom spaces. if it bothers you that bad—it’s because seeing lgbtq characters bothers you and if that’s the case, you’re better off blocking me bc my blog is NOT the place for you, nor will i apologize to you or anyone for that comment.

anyway. gojo and geto kiss. they’re gay. it’s not canon that they don’t tyvm <3

Lemon slices >>>>>>