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#This is about resident evil but now that I know the breaking bad guy is also called heisenberg I think it'll be funny if someone is confuse
hamartia-grander · 5 months
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If you draw heisenberg without his big tummy I'm biting your jugular
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guywithn0name · 28 days
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-Alphabet headcanons-
;re2r Leon Kennedy
Leon Kennedy x any gender reader
🎸 | Main Masterlist | 🎸
🎮 | Resident Evil Masterlist | 🎮
This is set in a universe where no zombies ever happened and he’s just a silly little happy rookie cop :) I’ve written wayyyyyy too many alphabet heacanons by now, this is my third already (-。-; I’m also so inactive lately like wtfff (◞д◟)
Warnings: not proofread
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-‘A’ is for AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?)
He’s super affectionate. He might be a bit too shy and awkward to show his affection in a physical way at first, but after a while he’ll sometimes hold your hand or give you a simple hug. He likes it when you initiate the hug or hand holding for example, it’ll definitely make him smile. Leon’s love language is words of affirmation and giving acts of service. He loves helping people and especially you in any way he can, he also likes giving and receiving affirming words, like a simple ‘great work’ or ‘you did well’.
-‘B’ is for BESTFRIEND (what are they like as a bestfriend?)
Leon is the type of guy to send you a meme in the middle of the night when he’s supposed to be sleeping with the caption like ‘USS!!’ or ‘we should do this sometimes(≧∀≦)’. Leon also always knows when you’re sick or something. It’s like his sixth sense. If you ever call him, even for something minor like needing something from the store. He’ll stop what he’s doing if he can just to do what you asked. (he can’t just stop working to help you, even if he wants to)
-‘C’ is for CUDDLES (how and do they like to cuddle?)
He really likes to cuddle with other you, even more after a long day of being a police officer. People always assume he’s the little spoon when you two cuddle, because he acts like a literal golden retriever around you. In reality he’s the big spoon normally, Leon liked the feeling of having his arms around you and holding you close like you’ll never disappear out of his life. He also likes it when you lay on his chest or something like that, he loves feeling your weight on him while you cuddle.
-‘D’ is for DOMESTIC (if they settle down, how will they help?)
He can’t cook, at all. Tho, Leon would be super excited to live with you. He would do all the other chores that he can, like doing the laundry, dishes and other minor housework like that. I also think he literally cannot iron clothes and he’s just too scared of burning himself or something while doing it. (Me too tbh-) He’s also a pretty neat person, but not in a neat freak way. He just can’t stand living in a messy environment.
-‘E’ is for ENDING (how would the break up go?)
Teary. Leon would probably at a 99.999% chance cry if y’all break up. If you cheated and he finds out he’s definitely crying. It doesn’t really matter on why you two broke up, but he’d definitely cry. Leon would probably have like a two or three week long really bad depressive episode.
-‘F’ is for FIANCÉ (how do they feel about marriage)
Leon wants to get married at some point, but he doesn’t want that until you’re both financially stable since he doesn’t want to mess it up. Tho, he’d probably buy a promise ring of types for you two since he also wants you to always remember he’s here and you just have to wait a bit for marriage if you want it.
-‘G’ is for GENTLE (how gentle are they?)
Leon is a pretty gentle guy. He’s an absolute sweetheart just in general, getting you gifts and he does other acts of service to you as a way to show his affection to you.
-‘H’ is for HUGS (do they like hugs?)
Leon loves hugs, no joke. He’d be a little weirded out if like a stranger hugged him, but if someone he knows hugs him. You better believe that he’s gonna be all smiles for a while after it.
-‘I’ is for I LOVE YOU (when do they say I love you for the first time?)
Leon would probably say ‘I love you’ for the first time on your second date. He was admiring you and it just kinda slipped out. Leon definitely was a blushing mess after realising he said ‘I love you’ to you.
-‘J’ is for JEALOUSY (do they get easily jealous? And if they do, what will they do?)
Leon isn’t a jealous person, he trust you and he knows you aren’t gonna cheat on him. But if someone comes up and flirts with you, and he sees you’re uncomfortable with it. Then he’ll try to defuse the situation by telling the person that you two are dating, or just taking you somewhere else if possible. It isn’t out of jealousy, very very rarely is it out of jealousy. Most of the time it’s because another person is flirting with you and you looked uncomfortable with the flirting.
-‘K’ is for KISSES (how often do they like to get or give kisses, and where?)
He likes getting kisses on his forehead or cheek, especially after a long day at the police station. Leon likes that sweet kind of love, so he likes giving you quick pecks on the lips or on your cheek. Leon does give less kisses in public than he does in private. I don’t think Leon is someone who does pda often.
-‘L’ is for LITTLE ONES (how are they with kids?)
He’s good with kids, even tho he might be a little awkward around them. Leon is also super gentle around kids. Picking them up carefully and just generally being a good guy around kids. Leon probably did a job babysitting some kids when he was a teenager, he just gives me that vibe of a past teenage babysitter. It also helps with his patrols sometimes when he has to talk to a child or something like that.
-‘M’ is for MORNINGS (how are mornings with them?
Leon likes to take his damn time in the morning and that’s why he’s always late to things. He’s faster on weekdays, but Leon takes extra long to get ready in the morning on weekends when you two don’t have any plans. He’s also pretty cuddly in the morning while he’s still groggy and half asleep.
-‘N’ is NIGHTS (how are nights with them?)
Leon definitely has a whole skincare routine along with a hair routine he does every night before bed. He also uses those headband things while he does his skincare and then after does his hair routine. Leon also falls asleep super easily, he’d be out like a light in a second.
-‘O’ is for OPEN (how open are they about themselves?)
Leon was pretty awkward at the start like I said earlier. But as time went on he started to open up more about his feelings and for example his parents death. It probably takes about a month or two for him to start to open up to you since he probably has some trauma of someone betraying his trust before so he just wants to be extra careful.
-‘P’ is for PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?)
Leon is one of the most patient people ever. He will wait as long as you need for you to open up to him. You will never meet someone as patient as him.
-‘Q’ is for QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?)
Leon actually has pretty good memory. He’s good with faces but bad with names. He also remembers a good amount of small details you tell him, he’s also super attentive when you talk.
-‘R’ is for REMEMBER (what’s their favourite moment in the relationship?)
One of his favourite memories is when you two had your first kiss. Cheesy, I know. But Leon finds the first kiss such a special thing and you two definitely had your first kiss in a romantic and cute atmosphere. He was such a smily mess after it. Another one of his favourite memories was in the start of your relationship where you two were talking on the phone at like 1am and he was just talking about his interests all excited and you listed and asked questions time to time which made him even happier and talkier.
-‘S’ is for SECURITY (how protective are they?)
Leon isn’t really protective over you in a jealous way, but he will be there to protect you if you ask him to. He knows how to fight since he is a police officer after all.
-‘T’ is for TRY (how much effort are they putting into the relationship, dates and ect?)
Leon definitely has your anniversaries up in his calendar and you two go on a date when you have your anniversary. He also always remembers your birthday and gets you something on Valentine’s Day. He really cares about this relationship and doesn’t wanna mess it up so he always makes sure to put a lot of effort into the relationship.
-‘U’ is for UGLY (what’s a bad habit of theirs?)
Leon has a tendency to forget to take care of himself when he’s busy or just overwhelmed. He forgets to eat and even shower sometimes, and just taking care of himself in general. It would be good if you reminded him every once in a while and make or get him some food to eat, even a tiny snack or a bottle of water would be greatly appreciated.
-‘V’ is for VANITY (how insecure are they?)
Leon isn’t actually really insecure, just awkward really. His favourite part of himself is his eyes, but he doesn’t really have a least favourite part about himself. All in all, he isn’t very insecure.
-‘W’ is for WHOLE (do they feel whole without you?)
No and yes. It depends on how close you to are, and on why you aren’t around at the moment. If he or you are just at work, or don’t live together he’ll miss you but he doesn’t feel incomplete. But if you’re gone for a long time for a trip or something, he’ll start missing you a lot and Leon’s gonna send you a lot of text to check if you’re okay and stuff. But If you leave him for good or he leaves you. It really depends on how close you two were. If you had a close relationship or friendship, he’ll definitely miss you. But if you weren’t that close, he’d still miss you but he’d probably get over it at some point.
-‘X’ is for XTRA (extra headcanons about them)
Leon loves it when you play with his hair, but he doesn’t admit it straight up. He’d just subtly hint at loving it. He 100% uses lip balm, have you seen his lips in the game? It’s just proof he uses it every day. The lip balm is also like a raspberry tasting one. Leon can’t handle spicy food in the slightest. Give him anything relatively spicy and he cannot handle it.
-‘Y’ is for YUCK (what can they not stand?)
A big ick for Leon is bad smells. Sorry not sorry. He doesn’t like them, at all. A big part of this is the fact he had to witnesses his family’s death, but just in general he doesn’t like them. That’s also why he always somehow smells good. (except like after working out bc ppl sweat bro) He uses those good smelling brands too.
-‘Z’ is for ZLEEP (how is to sleep with them?)
Bro is basically a living heater while sleeping. Leon is also the type of guy who just physically cannot sleep without a blanket on, he just can’t. Even if it gets too hot for him he will not and cannot sleep without a blanket on. He’s also a super heavy sleeper. Leon’s the guy in the sleepover who has like ten alarms in for him to wake up and he wakes up to none of them and proceeds to wake up everyone else with me. He wouldn’t even wake up if a while bomb fell down, he just wouldn’t.
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discordsmuse · 7 months
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Discordsmuse Masterlist
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Hello friends! Finally putting together a masterlist to make it easier for you guys to find all my fanfics here since I only post to AO3!
These will be organized by fandom and character.
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Baldur's Gate 3
Halsin
dance me to the end of love, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav and Halsin admit to their feelings post-Moonrise and fuck on a balcony.
Silence, NSFW/18+ : Fem!Tav and Halsin fuck in a closet
Do Unto Others, NSFW/18+ : Fem!Tav wants to give Halsin some attention and convinces him to let her be the giver for once.
Enver Gortash
body more than just a flesh, you can sell it for success, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav is invited to dinner with the Archduke and things get a little heated.
i will give you all that you need, NSFW/18+: Sequel to the above, Fem!Tav and Gortash bathe together before Enver gets a little handsy.
gracious men are those who suffer, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav and Enver w/ a free use kink.
legacy with no memory, NSFW/18+: Fem!Durge and Enver Gortash w/a pregnancy kink
I wanna know my god, At least enough to fear Her, NSFW/18+: Fem!Durge and Gortash have a lil bit of hate sex
Gale Dekarios
be my nightfire, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav catches Gale mid-alone time. Feelings and sex ensue.
Abdirak
sanctify you bedsheets with the sweat along your hips, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav is fascinated by Abdirak and nervously asks him to teach her about Loviatar.
Raphael
delightful little detour, NSFW/18+: Canon rewrite for what happens when Fem!Tav tells Raphael he's bad at sex.
Let the Dream Begin, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav/Raphael Phantom of the Opera AU, slowburn
Office Hours, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav/Raphael College AU
Rolan
i wanna have a home, i wanna share it, NSFW/18+: Fem!Tav and Rolan get together post-saving the tieflings from moonrise.
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Hector Barbossa
The Pirate Lord, NSFW/18+: Barbossa/Reader post-Elizabeth being kinged.
All That Glitters, NSFW/18+: Longform Barbossa/Reader canon rewrite pre-CotBP
Liar's Bet, NSFW/18+: Longform Barbossa/Reader canon rewrite during CotBP and DMC
feel the edges start to burn, NSFW/18+: Barbossa/Reader where reader is friends w/Carina
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Harry Potter
Severus Snape
isn't it lovely (all alone), NSFW/18+: Snape/Reader closet sex
no death in rebirth, NSFW/18+: Snape/Reader longform amnesia oneshot
Brought to Life, NSFW/18+: Snape/Reader marauder's era classmates to lovers lol
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Dead by Daylight
Canon/Canon
Contention, NSFW/18+: Ace/Meg against a tree hatesex
Breaking Point, NSFW/18+: Megmillan first time
It's Alright, Teen/16+: The survivors and killers recover post-entity
Anna/The Huntress
Not so much taming as growing accustomed, Mature/16+, Huntress/Reader friendship to lovers
Herman Carter/The Doctor
Untethered, NSFW/18+, The Doctor/Reader where reader annoying him but in the fun, bratty way
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Resident Evil Village
Karl Heisenberg
Business Partners with Benefits, NSFW/18+: Heisenberg/Reader where reader is Moreau's niece
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Spider Man
Dr. Otto Octavius/Doc Ock
Working Overtime, NSFW/18+: Otto/Reader where reader is his lab assistant
Bedside Manner, NSFW/18+: Otto/Reader where reader is Doc Ock's lover
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Labyrinth
Jareth the Goblin King
Midsummer, NSFW/18+: Jareth/Reader at the midsummer fae ball
don't leave me lonely, NSFW/18+: Jareth/Reader sequel to Midsummer
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The band Ghost
Papa Emeritus IV/Cardinal Copia
Better Than, NSFW/18+: Copia/Reader where he's a little insecure about Terzo being better than him
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Dracula
Dracula (lol)
Nice Costume, NSFW/18+: Dracula/Reader in a modern setting at a party
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Our Flag Means Death
Israel Hands
we do get desperate, now and again, Mature/16+: Fem!Reader/Izzy hurt/comfort unrequited love.
i wanna be yours, Mature/18+: Fem!Reader/Izzy first time together
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The Quarry (2022)
Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney
• fell in love with the fever, Explicit/18+: Travis and Laura are forced to spend some time together 6 months after the incident.
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This list will grow/change as I write more :D Thanks for reading!
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dotster001 · 1 year
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helloo~~ i was summoned by your twisted earth headcanons (which are amazing, btw) and like, speaking of chara!readers love interest...
if its alright with you, how would they react once the couple becomes canon? like what would happen? also what would happen if some angst or chara!reader and the romance chara broke up?
Summary: Vil/Malleus/Neige/Floyd/Ace x gn! Reader
A/N: since there weren't specific characters requested, I picked the five that I thought would have the most interesting/unique responses, but if you want some more, let me know!
Confused? Check out the Twisted Earth Literary Universe!
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When you get together 
It was an unexpected twist in the story. He was slated to be a va in the next phase of the story, so he had had hope. Until your book in this phase came out. Neige was voice acting as an evil millionaire's son. After the climax of the story, it was clear they were alluding to you humanizing that character.
But he still had hope! Until he got his script, and his character single handedly match made the two of you.
He's furious! Of course you'd end up with Neige! He can't have anything, can he?
He gives Neige the silent treatment for a couple weeks. Which he does a lot anyway, and Neige is too sweet and just assumes he's busy, so on the whole, he doesn't act too out of the ordinary.
Until he sees Rook's fanart of you and Neige kissing under a cherry blossom tree….
When you break up
It was truly a devastating break up, and it left the fandom in shambles. Your and Neige's characters just had too many differences, particularly with Neige's character not being super respectful of human livelihoods.
He wasn't part of this arc, his character was somewhere else with some random potato, but he'd heard it was coming ahead of time because Neige had come to him asking for pointers on how to up his villain game. Neige was excited to be the bad guy, and knew Vii would be so helpful!
Vil is smiling the entire time. Neige thinks it's because they are having fun together. Spoiler alert, that's not it.
All his simmering rage resurfaces when the arc comes out and Rook is still doing fanart of you and Neige.
And I quote, "Why shouldn't I draw the two most radiant individuals in love's embrace?"
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When you get together
Malleus had locked his door when the update with your book came out. He was so excited, giggling like a schoolgirl as he binged the entire 100 chapters.
The weather progressively gets worse and worse as he reads through it. By the time he's finished it's pouring, there's dangerous amounts of lightning, and hail has hit more than one poor Diasomnia resident.
Lilia quickly hits up the twst version of reddit, and finds out your childhood friend confessed to you, and you accepted.
As fast as he can, he sends in emergency commissions to Mal's favorite fanfic authors, paying an ungodly amount of money for speed, and slips the finished products under the door.
The weather eases up, and after about an hour, Mal emerges, pretending his makeup and face isn't tear stained.
There are a huge influx of anon requests requesting "lonely fae prince who comforts Y/N after (childhood friend's) grisly murder". The author's think it has to be more than one person. It's not.
When you break up
You and your friend broke up because what you both thought was a crush, was really just a strong friendship. You're still both on good terms, just free to pursue other people.
He's got a very intimidating smile on his face all day. That's it.
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When you get together
At your job, there was a worker who was a year older than you. He was a real stick in the mud. Always insisting that everyone follow the rules. Poo pooing on parties. Ace had thought it was a throwaway character. Until you confessed to him!
Your body pillow is in time out. I mean, it is not so different from normal in that it lives under his bed. But now, if it was a moment he would have snuggled it in the past, he will look under the bed, tell you to think about what you've done, and pout.
He boycotts the game for a while as well.  As though his anger at this turn of events will outweigh all the millions of people in the fandom who adore this couple. 
Poor Deuce, in this specific version of the au, ships it really hard. I don't think I have to tell you about the verbal assault he gets from Ace on this matter.
When you break up
Truly a devastating moment. Your partner had been secretly cheating on you with someone even more rebellious than you.
Ace is smug as hell! He's going off on Deuce at all hours of the day! He told him so! He knew it wouldn't last! He was right, you'd never fall for a stick in the mud loser!
Your body pillow is still in timeout. You did this to yourself, and he's not sure you've learned your lesson.
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When you get together
He was so excited to work with Vii again! Since they hadn't been able to work together in so long, it was nice when Vil joined the project. And then Vil's character kissed you…
He's fine! It's fine! That's fine! You're not real, it's okay! And even if you were real, he doesn't have the time for a relationship, between his acting and schooling. It's totally fine!
He's not sad! He's not! In fact he's happy because it means Vil's character is going to be even more important to the story, so they can keep hanging out!
It's totally fine!
When you break up
Vil didn't have as much time in his schedule these days. So the best thing to do was to kill his character.
It was devastating for you, and you'd definitely have lifelong trauma, but the death scene went viral, and people have gone nuts with Vil's last words to you. Neige has even seen videos of people adding them to their wedding vows!
You're not real though. So it's fine! It's okay! He shouldn't be attached to a fake character anyway, so it's fine!
He feels guilty that he doesn't feel guilty over how happy he is that Vii's character is dead…
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When you get together
Jade and Floyd were quietly sitting in their room, doing their own thing, when Floyd's phone suddenly smashed into the wall by Jade's head.
The last thing Jade saw on the screen before the image flickered off and the phone shut down forever was, "I love you, even though I hate mushrooms."
Now, Jade was super far behind in the story, but he knew enough to know that 1. His brother was madly in love with you and 2. You had clearly just confessed to someone who must have been as into mushrooms as he was.
It would be amusing if Floyd hadn't started smashing his terrariums.
Quickly calling in Azul, who was one of the few people who could pin Floyd, they gave him some tranquilizers, then cleaned up the shattered glass in the room.
Floyd has no motivation to do anything for the next several days. He also picked three fights with various students. It takes a long time for him to be okay again, and as I said in the initial HC's, he is no longer allowed to play the game without supervision.
When you break up
Heh heh. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
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Tag list- @shytastemakerthing @stygianoir @leonia0 @eccedentesiast-sapphic
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teecupangel · 6 months
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pops in here bc I’ve been writing Resident Evil crossover AUs for fun (and angst) and I have a fun little idea for you!
so, re4make has dropped some interesting and tasty lore about Los Illuminados, aka the parasite cult that makes up the main bad guys in this particular game. according to the new lore, they popped up in 1554 and were exiled from their old place in 1741. now, we know that mutations and parasites and viruses can possibly extend somebody’s life in REverse beyond their natural lifespan and also make them far more durable than humans. I was thinking—Edward Kenway gets killed in 1735. this we’re well aware of. but what if he wasn’t?
say that Birch is aware of Los Iluminados and their work. he wants to keep a closer eye on them since he hears a lot about Las Plagas and its hive mind abilities, but he’s not about to risk becoming a part of their hive mind—he doesn’t entirely trust this cult. and he has a pesky Assassin who’s just found out that he’s actually a Templar, and who has a book and a son he would defend. if he survives the night—and it’s damn near a guarantee that he would, Birch has heard that he once cleared a whole deck of a galleon on his own—there’s nothing stopping him from taking up his sword and beelining to Birch and just cutting down every last member of the British Rite. but he can’t do that, if he has a bug inside his head.
so Edward gets knocked unconscious, and dragged off to the cult. now Birch has a reason to keep an eye on the cult, and he’s taken Edward out of the picture with no one the wiser for it.
years later—hundreds of years later—Desmond Miles, 17yo runaway, gets kidnapped along with Ashley Graham for whatever reason. maybe he saw too much and immediately launched himself at Krauser and actually managed to acquit himself pretty well in a fight, only to get stuffed into a van along with a very terrified First Daughter. Leon goes to find them.
in the meantime, Saddler has a very fucked-up Edward stand guard, and Desmond starts to talk to this guy, bc something about him seems…not quite the same as the rest of the cult. there’s some core of humanity still holding stubbornly on inside him, even if he looks pretty bad off, if not heavily mutated by now. which is how Leon ends up finding both Ashley and Desmond having managed to get a very snarly pirate to help break them out and has to gently convince said pirate that yes he really is here to help them please put that pitchfork down sir.
Oooohhh, if you wanted to, you can even include one of Ezio’s or Aquilar’s descendants in the lore as well, maybe even both? 1554 is around the time Flavia and Marcello would be 20~21 years old. Old enough to be Assassins that would be sent to foreign lands to help other Brotherhoods. We can even have them be sent by the current mentor of the Spanish Brotherhood because of this cult that supposed worship something ‘strange’. The mentor thought that the Italian Brotherhood who had a mentor who had been quite verse in strange things would have an idea of what they’re dealing with. Flavia or Marcello (or both if you want) asks to be sent because it seems connected to the precursors and, as Ezio Auditore’s children, it’s their duty to continue their father’s legacy.
They meet up with Aquilar’s child (or grandchild maybe?) and they help in exiling Los Illuminados, making the cult hate them and the Brotherhood in the process.
It’s because of their hatred for the Brotherhood that Birch was able to have a distant alliance with them and it’s because of his connection with the cult that Edward starts to suspect him as being a Templar.
(To sprinkle more angst, how about Haytham saw his father being dragged away and tried to save him, killing one of the kidnappers which ends with Teresa seeing him as a cold blooded killer and he is indoctrinated by Birch as a way to try and find Edward but never found him. After learning Birch was the leader of his father’s kidnapping, he gives up on Edward because Birch burned all evidence that will link him to Edward and the Los Illuminados)
Okay, so we go to the Ashley and Desmond part of the story.
Ashley is around 20 years old when she was abducted so, if you’d like, she could be in New York to shop or something when she was kidnapped. Desmond was on his way to his first shift in Bad Weather and saw a woman struggling while being dragged into a car with men looking like professional bodyguards (suit, sunglasses, wired ear pieces) on the ground, unconscious maybe? Dead even?
Desmond didn’t have time to think, his body reacted and he punched one of them. He starts to fight them off while telling the girl to run and the girl tried to, screaming for help but there were more men than they expected but her screaming (and his battle cries, they were not screams, they were battle cries damn it) was attracting attention so they had to book it quickly and Desmond was swept alongside the girl in the process.
Leon is briefed that an unknown man with no past of his own may be with the president’s daughter and he’s a low priority. The most that Leon is expected to do is find out who he was and if he was truly just taken alongside the Ashley because he tried to be a good Samaritan.
Now Saddler though…
Saddler had planned to kill Desmond from the very beginning but then he noticed something peculiar.
Desmond looked familiar.
So he let Desmond live because he needs to find out why Desmond looks familiar at all. He orders Edward to guard them and to keep them there.
Leon starts doing his job and Saddler gets sidetracked.
When he heard that Edward had ‘betrayed’ them, he realized why Desmond looked so familiar.
In one of the oldest journals written by his ancestors, there were sketches of the three Assassins who led to their fall and exile.
And two of them…
… looked very similar to Desmond Miles.
So now, Saddler believes Desmond is a descendant of those who exiled them and wants to infect him as well.
Because what better revenge is there than to have a descendant of those who wronged them become their ‘property’?
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I like to imagine Ashley and Desmond become friends immediately, with Desmond helping Ashley stay calm while Ashley gives Desmond something he wanted ever since he was a child, a close friend.
Ashley would definitely not leave without Desmond and Desmond would do everything he can to keep Ashley safe.
Edward ‘recognize’ Desmond, in a way that Desmond reminds him of his young son, but he doesn’t understand it, because the infection inside him mutated thanks to his ‘bloodline’, so he’s not exactly the same as the others.
Edward will be conflicted though because his infection would make him want to obey the cult but he can't hurt Desmond at all. He doesn't want to and his body will never allow it.
Is it his own free will? The reminder of a past long gone? Or...
The Calculations at work?
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urfavbooblover · 7 months
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Is requesting Jill x Nemesis T-Type Reader ok like they meet and the reader is a weak version of the Tyrant but alot nicer and develops a curse on her, sorry if this one is weird.
Hi, thanks for the request! And it’s totally okay, I actually like writing something more exceptionally! I also hope, that I wrote this after what you’ve imagined, so enjoy reading :)) I’m sorry btw for how long this took me, i was taking a quite long break and i apologize this is kinda short
Nothing like him || Jill Valentine x female/non-male reader
Warnings: nemesis alike reader, slight cursing, fluff
(remind me if I missed any)
- Resident evil 3 masterlist link -
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Y/N’s pov:
I walked down the street, lost in my thoughts. This city is a total mess and I don’t know how all of this happened. I was used in of the umbrella academy’s projects, but it didn’t work out like they wanted it to.
I also have no idea where I’m going right now, till I heard someone shout something, standing right in front of me. “Don’t you dare, coming any closer!”
My eyes moved up from the ground, landing on a attractive woman. I even did what she told me to do, lifting my hands slightly up. I gave her a confused look, before deciding to talk myself.
“Listen, I know you can’t trust anyone you meet in this apocalypse, especially because I may look a little different, but I’m not a threat.”
She scanned my whole body, still having her gun pointed at me. “Who are you?”
“My name’s Y/N. You probably know of the Umbrella Academy? They used me for one of their disgusting experiments. That’s the reason why I look not so much human like you do.”
That’s the truth. I got much taller than before, actually taller than anyone else, just like Nemesis. I may look a bit terrifying to someone, also due to the fact, that I got much more muscular, but also not “normal”.
“Do you mind telling me your name?”, I asked, in the nicest way possible, so she won’t just leave or even worse put a bullet through my head. “My name’s Jill… I was already attacked by a big guy. You must know more about him.”
“Fuck. He must be Nemesis. He’s just as tall as I am but much more terrifying and dangerous. He supposedly wanders through the whole city and must still be somewhere around here”
Jill had a terrified look plastered all over her pretty face and i couldn’t help but get kinda lost by staring at her. She must have noticed me zoning out tho, “are you okay, Y/N?”
“Oh! Yes, i’m fine. But i think we should get going, you also would be better off sticking by my side, by the way. A little help is very much needed, no? You’re probably short on bullets anyway.”, i told her, as she caught up with me, now walking right beside me.
“You’re right, how did you know though?”, Jill asked while tilting up her head a little to look at me. I stared down at her, but quickly tried to avoid staring holes into her eyes. “It was just a guess, you know. It’s quite obvious after all.”
It was a long silence between us but it wasn’t awkward. I assured her, i would bring us somewhere safe for now and she seems to trust me. Jill’s the first person, that i met on my journey, who didn’t try to kill me, instead she was down to listen to me and now she’s not scared of me anymore.
My mind told me she was still unsure of this all and my whole being, she didn’t ask nothing much and i know many questions were flowing through her head, if only she would just ask.
“Okay Jill. We’re here.”, i spoke up after awhile and jogged up to the entrance of an abandoned hospital. “Didn’t take as long as i expected, are you positive however, that this is really not filling over with infected and all?”
“I know this place enough for that. Just trust me once more, alright?”, i opened the door and let her in first, before i shut and locked the doors behind us. She looked around the whole place and was very much assured for the moment. I heard her footsteps, assuming she’s finally stepping around.
“Doesn’t seem bad, huh?”. Jill spun around to face me and nodded her head, “It’s definitely a place to stay.”
We barricaded the doors a lot more with everything possible we could find, making sure not a single soul can enter. We can defend us in any case though, we’re pretty good equipped with weapons. Not even low on bullets anymore.
I finished treating and fixing up my fresh wound from earlier so that i can finally relax for a bit. I found Jill sitting down on the floor and leaning against a wall. She seemed to be confused on something and i decided to join her.
“What’s bothering you, Jill?”. My voice caught her by surprise, but she smiled softly at me, when she saw me standing there. “It’s nothing honestly, maybe i just need some company.”, she laughed and was delighted when i sat beside her.
Our body’s now very close to each other, i could even hear her breathing. The hospital is quiet, i could’ve sworn she was able to hear my heartbeat, that was going crazy only by just admiring her.
“I mean, you have me.”, i let out a nervous chuckle and noticed the change of the look in her eyes. They suddenly shined so differently and it couldn’t just be the light, but she quickly looked away after giving me one of what seemed to be her usual smiles.
I don’t know why, but i still couldn’t take my eyes away from her and she must’ve felt my gaze on her as she locked eyes with me again, i even saw them lowering to my lips once. I wasn’t paranoid, that’s for sure.
Jill has been moving slowly closer to me, placing a hand on one of my thighs. Her touch on my nearly exposed skin heated up my body to the point i felt my cheeks flushing.
Her face wasn’t far away from mine, our eye contact never broke apart and our lips were almost touching. “May i kiss you, Y/N? Or is this too early for-“
I knew what she was going to say and i couldn’t help but interrupt her by pressing my lips against hers. It’s like they were made to be put together, as much as they fit, my lips moved so smoothly on her soft ones.
The kiss didn’t last so long though, we’ve known each other for only a few hours after all. It’s just like we get along so well, i don’t think this would fuck any relationship we have up anyways, in this case. And who knows if we survive this and what has become out of this town.
“Uh ha, i think we should get some rest, no?”, i spoke in a calming voice, getting an agreement in return from Jill, who still had a big grin on her face.
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The next morning i woke up from weird noises, as my eyes shot open, thinking of the worst scenarios possible. I got up from the hospital bed, i slept on, seeing Jill isn’t laying on hers anymore, so i started searching from where the sounds are coming from.
Once i came closer to the place, i realized it has most definitely been Jill, who made those noises. I heard her groaning and complaining, like if she was in pain.
I sped up my walking and jogged to the room she must be in. I slowly opened the door, peeking through the small gap, grasping in the situation right in front of me.
There she was standing, her hand gripping her head, while the other one was holding onto her stomach. Her coughing got louder on top of that, which made it obvious that she’s sick. But what kind of sick?
I decided to make my way over to her, asking what’s wrong with her. “Jill? What happened to you?” Her head spun in my direction, a worried look in her eyes. She was gritting her teeth, before finally responding to me.
“I-I’m afraid i got it in me.”, her words almost coming out in a whisper. “You mean… you mean the curse?” She only nodded her head, hitching in pain again, as she almost fell down on the floor.
I luckily grabbed her in my arms, taking a closer glance at her state. She couldn’t have been bit, right? Thousands thoughts were coming in my mind at the same time, as i couldn’t make any of this up nor believe this is just happening.
My eyes went wide, thinking of yesterday. I gulped real hard, shaking my head. “No… no no no.”, i muttered to myself, as i came to conclusion.
Did I put the curse on her?
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mustang theory (ch09)
guys im being so serious rn. im so scared to post this. but bee is being wonderfully supportive (as usual <3) and i am going to be. so very Brave. this may not be coherent, but...i hope it makes some sort of sense ok. anyways here is the theory for ch09:
mike and will leave the camp dance early bc of Bad Memories and/or they would rather just be making out (which is. fair) 
(fearless lore is referenced throughout but also will be theorized/posted about separately) 
this would be proven by the references to wish you were sober by conan gray (yes ik it’s not in relation to ch09 but. this part Could Happen at the end of ch08…just saying). 
this specific theory is fueled by the weird eureka moment i had regarding this post. is this a reach? yes. do i fucking care? no.
they take mike’s car, despite will’s grumblings abt his stupid fucking mustang.
ch01 im staring. Directly at you. shut up. shut up. i hear what you’re saying and i just can’t listen right now okay. ch01 we’ll get back to you i prommy
“Also, God forbid I have to leave the grounds in Mike Wheeler’s stupid fucking Mustang more than once this summer," he adds, nearly spitting. (ch01)
need i say more.
also this would totally be building more on their trust....plus probably some references from follow the sparks that i don't know off the top of my head
also could have been foreshadowed by ch02…when will refused to get into mike’s stupid. fucking. mustang. just saying….
ch02 is also biggest fearless lore references we have that i can think of but that is for another time
“Don’t tell me you’re driving that thing,” Will scoffs, eyeing Mike’s car in trepidation, eyes sweeping along the length of the racing stripes. (ch02)
...forcing Will to declare a lesser of two evils: throwing dignity to the wind and accepting a ride in the Mustang — the undeserving bane of Will’s existence...(ch02)
CAR EMOJI !!!!
this chapter is “thea’s baby”. well thea is also the resident car expert.
im literally so funny for this sorry not sorry im cracking myself up ->
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either something happens between them and they end up pulled over OR something happens to the stupid fucking mustang
THIS could be that one post thea made…which could have been totally innocent OR it could have been COMPLETELY SINISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT TO GET US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! putting on my tinfoil hat
smth happens between them...backseat driver will (mentioned in ch02) as well as the stupid. FUCKING how to drive manual that's been driving me INSANE the past couple of days (found here.)
side note: thea i love you but you are driving me Bonkers (mwah <3)
alternative to the above point is that mike pulls over to 1) make out with will (again. which is again. fair.) 2) chat with will about what they Are
option 2) would require some sort of shift in their relationship/situationship beforehand…im thinking this could mean you know that i caught it could take place BEFORE or DURING ch9… this could be the They Know motif coming to a head (meaning everybody. they Know for real this time. and now mike’s confused about it. “what are we?” talk from ch05 but times a million)
“save me ‘till the party’s over/kiss me in the seat of your rover”
^^ regarding this. i wrote all of this before i rediscovered that wish u were sober has nothing to do with ch09 (supposedly). im just too lazy to change it bear with me please.
will gets mad at mike for some reason?
if the original point made (something happens to the stupid fucking mustang) ends up happening, this could be will’s breaking point bc he’s overwhelmed and panicked and stuff is happening too fast for him
ch09 is a will pov chapter.
also frustrated crier (some ask about ch04 that i need to find to link before this gets posted)…just saying.
will gets mad at mike continued and reverts back to his I Need to Hurt You phase bc it’s safe and he doesn’t know how to handle the UNDOUBTEDLY romantic feelings n thoughts he’s having about mike…
he’s scared of getting hurt again like he was with derek and he’s scared of the unfamiliar territory that comes with being nice to mike/having mike be nice in return
This type of gentleness is certainly a facet of Will that Mike has known, having seen it more than a handful of times over the years, but it’s not quite one he’s accustomed to. (ch06)
this ^^ goes both ways i assume...there's gotta be evidence abt it in a will pov chapter but i am. exhausted.
he lashes out at mike that they aren’t anything, they’re just a casual fwb situationship, etc. 
wow would you look at that…this is paralleling the fearless lore theory…
cue "straight up" by paula abdul for mike pov (i've been a fool before/wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slammin' door/how about some information, please? // straight up now tell me/do you really want to love me forever oh, oh, oh/or am I caught in a hit-and-run?/straight up now tell me/is it gonna be you and me together oh, oh, oh/or are you just having fun?)
“Hit-and-run” CAR IMAGERY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
"straight up" by paula abdul is on mike's driving playlist and i've been going insane about it since i saw it. btw. i love this song.
mike's unsure abt what they Are/what will is thinking so he reverts to the childish fighting thing too...pushing will's buttons is second nature for him by this point...evidence for this in a mike pov i will find later prommy
this is also wish you were sober coded “trip down the road, walking you home/you kiss me at your door/pullin’ me close, beg me ‘stay over’/but im over this roller coaster/imma crawl out of the window now/gotten good at saying ‘gotta bounce’/honestly you always let me down/and i know we’re not just hanging out”
first half here. could be about how mike is begging will for a relationship. but will is “over the rollercoaster” and the push and pull of their friendship to rivalry to fwb situation. 
second half here. will’s metaphorically leaving mike (crawling out the window). he’s “gotten good at saying ‘gotta bounce’” bc he’s done this to mike Before when they kissed when they were thirteen…i Think (fearless lore theory). “honestly you always let me down” could be a reference to. will being angry with mike for not just being happy with their fwb, even though he wants more too? “i know we’re not just hanging out” come ON this is will saying he KNOWS THEY CANT JUST BE CASUAL. HE LITERALLY SAYS THIS IN CH05 I BELIEVE. OR MIKE DOES IN CH06. THEY CAN’T BE ANYTHING BUT EACH OTHERS EVERYTHING. 
^^ literally kill me now i can't believe none of this is related. curling up into a little ball and sobbing.
this would be the beginning of the Angst that’s a 3-4 on a scale of 10 bc we know they're both idiots just miscommunicating But. hey.
so that's uh. that's the outline of the Theory we currently have...it's our most fleshed out one rn fs but there are a few Others that were referenced here that we need some more information on...
anyways. thanks for being insane with us. <3
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Duckvember Day 11: Cowardly Duck
To get to Cowardly Duck I have to explain some backstory for a headcanon I had for Posiverse like 15+ years lulz. I had a story for different chars I was writing back then.  Back then it was an OC that was Launchpad’s son Ornithopter and OC that was Splatter’s son Author. Author was technically a villain but ultimately became goodish to work with Orn  to save the world and stuff. HERE IS ART OF THEM BY @fluxchix I always like to show off:
 My idea for their Posi-verse version was set in a posi-verse that was TOO perfect. Everything is super clean, no crime, and everyone seems cheery and happy. But some people also seem a little on edge. Things aren’t quite right. The vague idea for that Posi-verse being that any crime would get you locked away for life. Be it vandalism or murder just life for it all. Even having a temper or being sad would be reason for suspicion. EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT. IN this universe, Author is locked up but in a sleep stasis because of his powers being a threat. (Anything he writes becomes true kind of thing.) However, over time he is able to affect peoples dreams and gets in contact with Orn.
 Now, Posi-Author is much more evil than his prime counterpart. He deserves to be in jail even those this society is very unfair in other respects. Orn in this universe is a quiet nerdy librarian and not an adventurer/hero like his prime version. Posi-Orn is easily influenced by Author though to do some tiny tasks here and there that aren’t even bad or against the law. They are minor things that start a domino effect that would ultimately in the long run cause Author to be able to escape. (stuff like having Orn get his coffee at a different shop and it causes one of the prison guards that also gets coffee there to be 5 minutes late which causes a distraction so Author is mentally able to manipulate one of the jail cameras to be off by inches which sometime in the future will somehow help with his escape ect ect.)  But what he needs Orn to do starts to get increasingly more dangerous until he is finally free.
So while in Prime verse Orn make Author on the good side, in Posi-verse Author is making Orn lean a bit to the bad side. DUN dun dun. But what is the ‘bad’ side when SOCIETY IS SO EXTREME WANTING PEOPLE TO BE PERFECT. Anyways back when I had this was my main song I had for Orn and Author in Posi-verse haaa.
SO BACK TO COWARDLY DUCK. With this idea of this posi-verse from 15+ years ago I’ve had this idea rolling around for awhile for what Darkwing and Gos would be like there. THEN WE FINALLY GET TO COWARDLY DUCK. 
Drake Mallard wouldn’t have his superhero alter ego at all. He is a Care Officer. Pretty much a cop on this universe. I picture the uniform looking like a boy scout lol.  He’s a very nervous guy, who has a hard time saying no to being given extra work and extra shifts. So he kinda gets walked all over by coworkers. MIND YOU YOU CANNOT BULLY IN THIS SOCIETY SO THEY DON’T PICK ON HIM. Just give him their work because they know he won’t say no???!? I guess that's how it works?!?!
This version of Drake is very much following the rules and crossing his t’s and dotting his i’s. He worried about breaking some rule and getting in trouble for it. Though he had been  behaving perfect in work and public, he did have a secret. While at work if  someone was caught doing something minor and it was their last offense before being locked away for LIFE he would let it slide. Like littering or looking sad at the park he’d just let that person slide.  In some instances of other officers there he had to even take more a risk. He would then have to alter records in the database to show the suspect had maybe one less minor offense then they did so they wouldn’t be locked up forever right at that moment. 
Of course one day Officer Mallard gets a call to the Waddlemeyer residence. In this universe Gosalyn’s parents and grandpa are very much alive. My idea for this Posi-Gos I would say starting out wasn’t really any more wild than  prime Gos, but in a world with everything having to be perfect, being spirited stuck out a lot more. Her parents know she’s on her last strike but are the ones that actually called an officer on her. This puts Drake in a position that he can’t fake that she had one more pass. 
Drake does not report in the system. He pretends he’s arresting her since that is what her family was expecting. As they’re driving away he starts to tell Gos something like, “Hey kiddo I’m not really turning you in. We have to figure something out though-” but Gos has already somehow broken out of the back seat of the car and running, making Drake have to go after her. He explains he is not turning her in. He’ll hide her until he like finds some resistance contact and then they can take care of her or something. 
Anyways, long story short Drake really can’t find any resistance to talk to him because he’s a cop and it seems suspicious. So she ends up staying with Drake for the time being. Gosalyn ends up going by Lynn. Drake kinda home schools her because, well, don’t want her to get in trouble again any time soon. Lynn then starts to do some vigilante stuff under the name Pretty Poison. She ends up swooping in and stopping arrests for minor stuff to allow the suspects to run off before the officers can catch them and arrest them and stuff. 
Drake finds out about this but doesn’t stop it. Eventually he even lets Lynn know when one of his coworkers has a call the can’t get to, and to have Lynn break it up since he can’t get there do help in any way. 
Lynn thinks Drake is a coward because he’s super smart and has access to do more but doesn’t. While Drake is not being outwardly confrontational by being a vigilante, he is using his position to help as much as he can, and a risk to himself.  She does get to see him as her dad over time, and gets he has a good heart and is trying his best. Drake would gradually help fight against the whole perfect society situation more and more. Maybe don a costume at some point himself when he’s off duty.  I would think at some point Lynn would get contacted by some sort of resistance. She would be willing to help them with whatever missions they need her help on. However, she wouldn’t take the opportunity to leave Drake though. 
SEMI RELATED DETAIL, Drake would fight Darkwarrior Duck. He would be pissed about there being a version of him that seems to be a whole embodiment of the society he came from. He would take out all his frustration about that on one guy that looks like him EASILY. Darkwarrior won’t know what HIT HIM. This Posi-Drake has some bottled up rage he was needing to release on someone. And it will be twice as bad if Darkwarrior had kidnapped Lynn or something. For some reason when I picture it I see Drake being in that fork lift mech suit Ripley used to fight the Alien in Aliens. Lolol.
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Just saw a post by @frukmerunning about how nation people come to be. Thoughts on some possibilities:
They just appear:
Not much to say here. A country (or colony) is founded, its national personification just appears soon after, and is found wandering in child form. Probably canon?
Born from other nations:
Older nation people doing it the old fashioned way (giggity). Going all the way back to great-great-great-great-however many greats-grandma Original Human Tribe. The problem with this one is nations have genders, and there are way less female ones. There are so few women, so who is having all them babbies? Plus you might get two nation parents who happen to be both men or both women. Unless nation people are like a lot of old mythology and gender really doesn’t matter when it comes to pregnancy. Had sex? Pregnant. Even if you’re a man? Still pregnant. Touched someone’s hand? Pregnant. Sat on a rock? Pregnant. They had bad sex ed back then lol
Born from a human couple:
A country is founded, one of its new residents gives birth, the baby happens to be the incarnation of their new home. Could explain where they get their human names! Either they just disappear from the lives of their family at some point and the humans don’t remember them. Or the much sadder possibility of the nation person outliving them all. Nations age a lot slower, so maybe at some point they realize they have to break away from the human world. Otherwise it’s just too painful and hard. Good angsty potential with this one.
Born from a human woman and the “spirit” of the land:
Same as above except there’s no human dad. Some random lady gets pregnant out of nowhere, even if she’s a virgin, gives birth to a weird little nation baby. Cool and scary in a “humans interacting with the fae realm” kinda way.
Born from a human and a nation:
A human sleeps with a nation, not knowing who they are, then it’s the same as the above two options. If the nation was a man, he just leaves after the deed is done. If it’s a human man and a nation woman, she disappears and he finds a baby left for him later. Or the nation parent raises the baby. Then the male nation comes back after the baby is born and takes it instead. Hopefully the human parent just magically forgets the child or this one would be heartbreaking.
A wizard did it:
Literally. A powerfully magical human creates a national personification for the new country they live in. Just made from the energies of the place or whatever rather than anything else. To be a guardian deity or similar. After the ritual, the new nation appears somewhere as their child self as usual.
Human sacrifice:
Oh boy, now we’re getting to the really dark stuff. Old magic that demands a blood sacrifice be made when a new country is founded to ensure prosperity. Maybe it’s the first child born there? Or just some unlucky person chosen by lottery/religious ritual? Either way, the chosen person is killed and their soul is bound to the land. Like how a lot of cultures sacrificed people and believed in death they would become guardian gods or spirits. Also raises interesting questions about whether they’d remember their previous lives.
Reincarnation as a reward:
An adult member of the young country dies in some very heroic way. Because they’ve done the first “great deed” there, their soul is offered the task of watching over the land where they fell. If they say yes, they reappear as their child selves with no memory of their old lives.
Reincarnation as a punishment:
Same deal as above but this time it’s for an evil deed. You wronged this land, your punishment is becoming its personification until the end of time. Unlike the reward kind, they don’t get a choice.
What do you guys think? Did I miss any common fandom theories? Feel free to comment or reblog and tell me. I find this stuff really interesting :)
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I was scrolling through South Park tags and saw @paolox3b about some episode ideas so I decided to throw my hat in the ring and share some of mine that is stuck in my head.
Craig and Those Guys - I kinda have to agree with this one, I think a CATG episode is way overdue and Matt and Trey should just give it to us. I'm also kinda curious what kind of dynamic Tweek has with Clyde, Jimmy and Tolkien so this episode could be a dealbreaker.
Eurovision Special - In a bid to get away from their dads for a while, Stan and Tolkien tricks Kyle, Kenny, Eric and Wendy to reunite Fingerbang in a bid to represent San Marino in Eurovision, in the guise of entering the school talent show. Randy and Steve, realizing their kids are missing, must team up to find them, but not before they make another special.
Goth Kids 4: Into The Multiverse of Gothness - when a new student who identifies herself as a different kind of Goth shows up in school one day, the Goth Kids realize that not only are there different kinds of Goth, but also that they do not get along and are at war with each other. It's up to the Goth Kids to save the day when they realize the fighting is breaking up the Goth-Space Continuum.
Craig Tucker vs. The World - Parodying Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, when some kid shows up and tries to beat up Craig for Tweeks hand, Craig must defeat seven evil jealous kids who only want one thing: Tweek's affection (even though Tweek doesn't know them).
The Return of Gary Harrison - When Gary returns to South Park, Stan decides to make amends with him and become a proper friend, which leads to Wendy thinking Gray is stealing Stan for himself, leading to an epic showdown that Gary doesn't really want to be involved with. Meanwhile, Tweek and Craig tries to go on a date once the attention goes to Stan and Gary. But when everytime they try to have a moment, Clyde cockblocks them for pictures he can sell to the Asian Girls, forcing them to go to extreme lengths to get away from him.
Bad Goths Club - When Michael finds out that Pete called him a poser, Eric gets the idea of placing the Goth Kids (along with Stan and Karen) in his old home where they have to stay in for one month and turn it into a reality show for all of South Park to enjoy, to the discomfort of Kyle and Kenny.
Edit: I left out some ideas because I kinda forgot about it or haven't thought of them for a while now when I looked at the post, so here's the final two.
Rise of The Country Kids - A response or callback to that one Hetalia strip where America and England turned into South Park characters. When a new kid shows up introducing himself as America and started saying things like "I'm the Hero", the gang and entire town realizes that not only personifications exist, but there are more of him and are equally as weird as him. This puts a lot of concern for Kyle, who just witnessed Cartman befriending that Russian kid with the creepy aura. Meanwhile, the ASEAN gang made themselves comfortable at the Stevens residence and the Philippines personification turned Bebe's room into a vlogging studio, to Bebe's annoyance.
Band in China II: Drop the Bass - After the closure of Tweak Bros. Coffee in Unfulfilled, Tweek turns to DJing and music production to support himself and his family, hopefully to jumpstart back their business. With the help of his friends, he became an online sensation, but what happens when he liked a tweet that will get him and his music banned in China?
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markiplier Resident Evil: Village quotes as ask memes - PART 3:
that hand was already boned, all right
these fingies ain't working too good
remember when this was about zombies?
[__________], found your glass.  you'll want this back, i know you will
you know, this door that… i thought it was uh small is apparently normal size
man i remember when i had a whole kit?  a whole lock picking kit? that was nice
you guys got any bags of flour around here?
oh yeah, that's worth some money. not that i need the money
‘mask the angels blinded gaze, and only then will you be saved’… whatever
don't moan while i'm looking at your shop, it makes it very awkward
oh god what the hell? oh wow, that's horrifying
okay i'm gonna leave now, i gotta go find my baby or something
i'll break your shit!
okay all right i'm serious, hey you're gonna take me seriously
hey i'm not messing around lady, this is serious business
i'm breaking your stuff, you better stop me.
you better come over here and arrest me
i'm being a very bad man
i've never cut open a lady
i want to go home, i don't know what to do
hey this is a cool place
it's like a physics puzzle
i stab the asshole
hang on, i gotta check every single one of these goddamn cells
come at me
try me. you won't. you did
you tried. and failed
you got a big stabber
man that would have been really useful
don't make me stab you. i will do it. i will absolutely do it. i'm going to do it
whoa, nice battle axe
good thing my my arms are very sword-proof
okay so now that i know i'm more than a challenge for these very slow shambling monsters, i feel very confident
i'm not even smiling
am i supposed to leave or something?
well yeah, but you know, you don't feel pain…how can you feel anything else?
okay two can play the stabbing game
then why are you still here?  just leave
damn now i'm thinking i might have goofed it
yeah now i'm thinking i might have been a big old goof
this isn't expanded at all, this isn't even close to expanded
you expanded dick-and-diddly
thank you for your whatever you do
later nerd, i gotta go
i mean it's a lovely courtyard, but uh…why did i come out here?
oh this seems significant
i know that there's no point in running after her and i just look like a fool doing it
so i'm not gonna…even though i am right now running after her
oh my god do not throw that away
ah…what have you done to my daughter?
that's not a very good poem.  sounds very ‘men writing women’ you know
why did i come all this way then?
was there a reason for me going into the room of blood?
was there something else in the room of blood that i could have used?
okay so i have to get in here somehow, which means that i need a key or i need to get around it in some way
okay that's great, good, thank you for the compliment
um i still need to murder you
i'm just going in a circle now, all right
are you poor? are you the poor?
i'm so smart.  oh and you're so dead
i'm just so scared. i'm terrified
whoa, hey bud, hey don't don't get up
hey you are late to the party okay, you don't get to do nothing like that
you're literally drowning in the blood, isn't that what you guys want?
that's what you get for not having an appetite
oh my god you suck. get stabbed
someone's about to get shotgunned
hey you left this unlocked by the way
oh you very special
never mind, i know exactly where to go
that's some respectable power right there
thanks for letting me take a nap i guess
the power, it so respectable
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tobiasdrake · 6 months
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One of five FINAL HANGOUTS down. What were we doing?
Oh. Right. We were being hunted by Jason Voorhees. *ahem* Voice check. AhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhh. Okay, I'm back in the zone. Action!
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Oh hey, it's the person we saw! The one with the glowing red monster eyes. We should go say hi.
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Yuma NO. I was joking. Why are you so bad at forming basic deductions. That is clearly the spooker.
Also, this person is swaying and staring bizarrely at a corner of the wall while making no noise or movement. Best case scenario, they're delirious, intoxicated, or otherwise not of sound mind right now. Worse case scenario, that is a zombie.
Maybe they're going to bite our face off if we approach. Or maybe they're super drunk and need to pee, and are waiting for us to walk away so they can have some privacy. Either way, best thing to do is keep right on walking.
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This is a goddamn Resident Evil cutscene, y'all.
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FUCK ON A STICK THIS IS A GODDAMN RESIDENT EVIL CUTSCENE. Yuma, what did I TELL YOU!? Let people pee in PEACE!
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Yeah, glowing red eyes are a check. Also has pale white zombie skin and undead guttural moaning. Oh, and he's bleeding from his eyes for good measure.
Check out those cracks in his skin, too. Like whatever's happening in his eyes is so intense that it's breaking the rest of his head.
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Yeah. Yeah, that was exactly what it looked like. Restricted Area has zombies in it.
We don't know that this is related to homunculus experiments. But. It. Doesn't seem unrelated.
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I agree! The building with the clear and visible bauble in it is the best place to hide, for reasons that are 100% because of safety and not at all about wanting that bauble! Let's go that way!
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Kurumi, don't over-exaggerate. We passed like four zombies on the way here and only two of them were even geographically near each other. One was behind a fence.
Also, none of them were aggressive. I don't think these "zombies", which we are now officially calling them, are active hunters. Each one we saw was standing around, unresponsive to anything around it. That one guy that tried to bite Yuma only did so because Yuma got right up in his personal space. When we were standing ten feet away discussing him, he made no response.
As much as you two are panicking about it, he didn't chase us either. We had to manually activate him, and he stopped caring about us as soon as we left his space. That's not so much zombie in the conventional sense as it is... delirium, I suppose. These people are like 98% catatonic.
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If you check your inventory, you should have a Combat Knife and maybe the game's first Handgun to start. Though often times you have to find the Handgun in a tutorial area much like this one.
In any case, while you two scrounge around, I have a bauble to get to!
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And what a Bauble! I could sure use some Halara time right now, that's for sure.
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tired-twili · 4 months
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Also about this pretty resident evil lady you've been posting about lately! I literally just blanked on her name as I went to type it.
MKSKFKKXS ILY THANK YOU FOR ASKING That would be the one and only Ada Wong<3
First impression: I knew ada was a resident evil character for quite some time and that she was cool, but let me tell you the first time she came across my screen in re 2 oh em gee. She's *very* cool *very* pretyy.
Opinion now: hasn't really changed much but I do love the deeper side to her character. I could probably ramble on and on about her but she's just so neat. Most of the time she works for "the bad guys" but she still has a strong sence of humanity and morals she won't compromise and its just so <3. She tries to act so tough but she's so soft specificly when it comes to leon and I-
Favorite moment: HOW DO I PICK jfjcjdjsj. I'd probably have to say kissing leon to shut him up bcs she's iconic like that
Idea for a story: I have to many :')
Unpopular opinion: I'm sure I have them I just don't know they're unpopular yet haha
Favorite relationship: leon and ada <3 ug if angsty and pining for years while still somone managing to be cute everytime they're to together is your jam u should play resident evil. I could talk about them for so long bcs it's complicated but I think it's neat
Favorite headcannon: I like to think she had a really "soft" hobby like painting or baking bcs girly deserves a break :'(
Thank you so much for the ask I love getting to ramble on about the pretty resident evil lady!<3
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I have an idea for the suggestion; you know how tubbo HATES horror games? What if he tried playing one, but got too scared and ranboo gave him gentle t-words while he played to help get him through it
Giggly Gaming
Thanks for the ask, anon. :] Soft tickles are my absolute favourite, and this prompt really helped me feel more comfortable writing again. Hope you enjoy it!
Summary: Tubbo (very reluctantly) plays a horror game. Luckily, his friend Ranboo is there to offer some comfort.
[IRL] Lee!Tubbo, Ler!Ranboo
Word Count: 1.3k
I watched Ranboo play Resident Evil 7 (not too sure about the number!) a while back and know absolutely nothing about the game beyond that, but it's what this fic is based on. My memory has also faded regarding the gameplay, and I'm sure it shows! But I avoid horror for the most part so alas, this is what y'all get.
The luminescent clock resting on the side table glared a bright '3:17', providing the only light in the dark room aside from the television screen. Tubbo and Ranboo had their eyes glued to the latter, sitting beside each other on the carpet. 
"Nononono!" Tubbo cried. He dropped his controller and covered his face, peering through his fingers. He watched as the screen flashed crimson red, before a message appeared telling him that he'd died. 
He usually would have been happy to stay up late gaming with his friend, but there was just one issue. Ranboo had convinced him to play a horror game. Tubbo hated horror. However, Ranboo had asked him so many times earlier that week (at least a dozen, though Tubbo had stopped counting after the tenth), and he looked so happy when Tubbo finally gave him a reluctant 'maybe'. Who was he to say no?
"Hey! That's not half bad! It took me a few tries to get past here, too," 
"I hate how she just jumps out at you," Ranboo sympathised.
Tubbo gave a small nod and sheepishly bent down to pick up the controller, which had fallen onto the matted rug beneath them. "I don't like this," he complained. "There's a reason why I never play these games." He blinked, trying to get some moisture into his eyes, which stung a bit due to the intrusive glare of the television.
"Aw, c'mon, Tubs, you're so close! Just beat this section before you give up, okay?" 
Tubbo yawned. "Okay." 
He selected the option on the screen to restart, and his character reappeared in the spawn point where he'd begun the chapter. Silence, aside from the occasional line of in-game dialogue, consumed the space for a moment. That was until Tubbo let out a panicked yell, startled by the clamour of a wall breaking on-screen. 
"What? Why the fuck does he have an axe?" the boy shouted. 
He jumped back, pressing further against Ranboo's side. He felt Ranboo's arm wrap around his shoulder. 
Ranboo pulled his friend slightly in towards himself. "Okay, just keep going down to the end of that hallway. You're doing great."
"The guy has an axe, Ranboo! How am I supposed-"
"The trap door! Go there!"
"Okay!" Tubbo screeched. With a few clicks on his controller, his character was in a different room, momentarily safe from any danger. 
"Alright, good. Now look for the key."
"Where is it? There's so much stuff in- Ah!" he cried, as he heard loud stomping, and what sounded like something wooden being smashed apart.
Ranboo rubbed Tubbo's shoulder soothingly, and the latter leaned further into him, letting his head bump back against his chest. "You're doing well," said Ranboo. "The key is at the back, near those trunks."
"Oh! Thank you!" Tubbo made his character run over to the area Ranboo pointed out. He flinched when he heard a threatening yell from the enemy, who was standing on the floor above his avatar. 
"Shh, don't worry. He doesn't come down here unless you take too long. Go upstairs now and get the missing fuse," Ranboo directed. He scratched Tubbo's shoulder playfully.
"Hey!" Tubbo protested, as he bit back a giggle. He jolted out of reflex, but made no effort to change how he sat.
"What?" Ranboo asked, oblivious. Tubbo saw grey eyes peer down at him and rest their gaze on his blushing cheeks, illuminated brightly by the screen. A knowing smirk appeared on Ranboo's face. "Oh, was I tickling you?" He chuckled. "My bad." 
"S'alright," Tubbo mumbled, turning his attention back to the game. He was about to have his character open the cabinet to retrieve the fuse, when a menacing scream tore through the speakers, and he heard more crashing. He yelped and nearly dropped the controller.
"Ignore that, you're making good time," Ranboo assured, reaching out to run his nails along the other's jaw.
Tubbo grinned. "Rahan, that tickles!" 
"Oh, really?" Ranboo feigned surprise. "And do you want me to stop?"
"You're distracting me." Despite his half hearted protest, Tubbo leaned his head further into the hand.
"That's not a no," Ranboo sang, now tickling the other side of Tubbo's jaw. Cupping the latter's head with his palms, he dragged his fingers from Tubbo's chin to the space right underneath his ears, then back again. Tubbo let out a few giggles through his nose and tilted his head backwards in bliss. He felt his eyelids relax and considered allowing them to close, but he remembered that he had a task at hand. He placed the fuse in his inventory and walked his character to the fuse box. Tubbo let out a yell and jumped forward when an enemy suddenly crashed through the door. He was trapped.
"Fight him! Use your gun!"
Tubbo felt Ranboo's hands pull him back in by his shoulders. He relaxed into the comforting embrace and felt his heart race against Ranboo's chest as he shot frantically at the opponent. Finally, it collapsed, and Tubbo breathed out a sigh of relief.
"Nice job!" Ranboo cheered. He slipped his hands under Tubbo's hoodie and skittered his fingertips gently along the brunet's sides, over his t-shirt. Tubbo let out a stream of bubbly laughter.
"Whyhyhy?"
"Well, you're not so scared when I tickle you, are you?"
Tubbo groaned sleepily and clicked a few buttons. "You're a dick," he said, smiling. 
"Oh, really?" Ranboo chuckled. He scratched lightly at the nape of Tubbo's neck with one hand. "Are you so sure about that?"
Tubbo nodded, eyelids drooping contentedly, only flinching slightly when he heard a character yell on-screen. "Yeah, a massive dickhead."
The taller one exhaled a short laugh. "Yeah, okay. Oh, I should warn you, the axe guy comes into the room during this part. You just need to get the keys off the counter and drive away before he kills you."
"You say that like it's going to be easy!"
"I believe in you! You're beating it this time." said Ranboo, tracing light shapes into the area surrounding the other's collarbone. 
It wasn't an overwhelming action, barely enough to tickle, but Tubbo grew a wobbly smile nonetheless. His eyes were still narrowed in focus, glued to the television. "If you say so." 
It didn't take long for Tubbo to complete the section.
"Yes! Finally!" he cheered, pumping his fists in the air. He paused the game as soon as his character spawned in the next location.
"Not so bad, was it?"
Tubbo turned to look up at him. "Oh, no, it was horrible. Could have been worse, though." He glanced at the game. "What are we doing now?"
"Well, we could go to sleep," Ranboo started, before bringing his blunt nails up to run along Tubbo's ears, "Or we could play through a bit more?"
Tubbo squeezed his eyes shut, giggling sleepily at the light touches on his ears. He let Ranboo continue, allowing his head to go limp in the other boy's hands.
"I need an answer, Bee," Ranboo crooned, and he wiggled a set of fingers over Tubbo's stomach, causing the boy to bark out a laugh.
"Okahahay!" He thought for a moment. "Well… I guess I could play some more." He thumped his head against Ranboo's shoulder, who ran a hand through Tubbo's hair in response. 
"Sure thing." 
Tubbo turned his head back towards the television and selected the button to resume the game. He watched attentively as the opening of the next scene was narrated, the dialogue appearing at the bottom of the screen. He felt Ranboo move behind him, and rest his hands on Tubbo's shoulders. When the latter shouted out again, startled by a loud noise, Ranboo drew lines quickly up and down Tubbo's back with his fingertips. The brunet let out soft, airy laughter, a wide smile plastered on his face.
"Thahanks, Boo."
Invisible to him, Ranboo grinned. "Any time, man. Any time."
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maguro13-2 · 4 months
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The Dark Beginnings ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Chapter 0 Pt. 3 ~
Sammy Lawrence : Destroying a guard like that was spectacular! But too bad that we had to skip it due to budget cuts.
Brute Boris : What guard did she defeated? (We then show Petey Pirahna who was defeated by Inky and turns into paint-like goop) Guess it was made from paint after all, at least it's not chocolate.
Sammy Lawrence : My, my! What fascinating skills you got there, Inky. So my eyes were correct, you Inky Albarn, is Drawcia Family's dangerous threat to Mankind? But why on earth would you be in that throne room for so long? 70 years later, I'd still be amazed if it weren't for you and these heartlesses that has been guarding the Studio as their base of operations.
Inky Albarn : Tell that everyone is waiting for me, I will see you there in the meeting at the basilica in Florence.
Sammy Lawrence : Basilica in Florence?!
Inky Albarn : It will be the place for me and that Crona Kid, one of the experiments that you created.
Sammy Lawrence : What experiment? he had been in that room with a heartless that looks alike that awful witch from the museum in Boston! (Leaves)
Inky Albarn : Today, I will bring judgement to the heartless that wrecked everything and for the love of life.
"Meanwhile later at San Francisco..."
Pilot : Sigma Alpha 2 heading due south over the-
Man on Radio : (groans) Enough with the Sigma Alpha crap! What's the status on the new prisoner aboard?
[Let's Make it - Jun Senoue]
Pilot : Well, it's not blue hedgehog this time. But we really did manage to capture a guy with sharp teeth and uhh...Wait, what are you doing now back there and...Huh? What the-? Hey! What's going on?!
(sounds of people get beaten up)
Man of Radio : What?! I didn't get that, over--!
Pilot : No, stop! What are you doing?! Hey come back here! G-Give us back that emergency snowboard! Get back in your seat, mister!
Man of Radio : Who's taking the emergency snowboard, over?!
(DOOR SMASH!)
Soul Evans : The only thing that I am good at, is being free, numb nuts! (Hops on the chopper wings and get aboard the snowboard) Here's something about low budget flights, no food or movies, it's that simple! I got something to say this one little bit! (To the viewers) I'm Soul Eater Evans and this is Jackass! I'm gonna fly down to San Francisco to get a good view! (Jumps off the helicopter to skydive into downtown) YAHOOOOOOOO!!
"STAGE 1 : City Escape"
[Escape from the City - Ted Poley & Tony Harnell]
News Reporter : According to eye witness on the scene, former music prodigy and juvenile Soul Eater Evans, a member of the wealthy Evans family, has escaped from a helicopter transport and finds into hiding--
Soul Eater Evans : Finally! After getting out of the Evans residence that is now haunted by Ghosts, I will get myself to Tokyo to meet the girl of my dreams! I'm always a cool guy that needs a break from the law and I can get pass that them! You'll never take me alive, coppers! Now let's see what this old newspaper has something from King Boo himself?
[Newspaper : GIRL WITH MYSTERIOUS POWERS WIPED OUT JAPAN'S POPULATION]
Soul Eater Evans : So. It's about that incident of that girl who caused amount of energy to create an explosiove shockwave that destroyed Japan's population. Sounds like that she's the dangerous threat to humankind as well, that mean one thing. I bet it's the power that combines Anger and sadness, grieved with the Despair given out by Sephiroth or a mysterious being responsible for the facade of the Ohkuboverse! Whatevs! If anyone is responsible for that crap, who might knows what lies in the face of true evil itself? Now then, who would've thought that a girl would might be surprising for me to find a girl to get?
[scene flips]
Soul Eater Evans : Gee! This is hard! I only needed a bike that would really pay up for my motorcycle insurance. I got my bike destroyed by that Densuke guy from Eiken, who got caught in an accident riding around on it! So I need to pay up with that guy's medical bills, I need a bike. I really, really, super cool awesome bike. (Gasped in awe) I gotta have me one of them babies before! Thanks for the hog, loser!
*MOTOR RUNNING+TIRE SCREECHING*
[Lethal Highway - Jun Senoue]
*GLASS SHATTER!*
Motorshop Keep : Hey, dude! I was like gonna give you that for free!
Soul Eater Evans : Keep the change, sucker!
Motorshop Keep : Why did I even own a bike shop that people steal things like Grand Theft Auto?
Soul Eater Evans : Alright I got myself a motorbike! Now all I need to get away from the cops! So that they won't ever find me! This is what I call myself a "HOG RIDER"! YEE-HAW!!! Man! This ride is really wild and has such quite a punch. I wonder if some chick would get a ride with?
Maka Albarn : Excuse me, but are you Soul Eater Evans? May I take a ride with you?
Soul Eater Evans : Sure anything you want, ba... (attempts to say "Babe", but stutters) H-he-he-Hello! Who are you stranger? You need a ride?
Maka Albarn : I was wondering if I could ride to get a great view of this beautiful town.
Soul Eater Evans : That's wonderful babe. Then hop on. I'll take you for a ride.
Maka Albarn : Sure. It'll be funs as--EVEEEEEEER!!! [Runs off]
Maka Albarn : Wow! You're really fast! Where did you get this cool bike of yours!?
Soul Eater Evans : You don't wanna know.
Maka Albarn : Well, I haven't known you since 1994.
Soul Eater Evans : 1994? That was around 9 years ago. You didn't met me on that day since kindergarten. You might be the girl that caused the explosion to wipeout 80% of Japan's population 9 years ago.
Maka Albarn : Yeah, that would be me that is responsible for Japan's Destruction. I was that girl after the masked boy saved my life from destroying everything. So it's good that my family is with me and I'm glad that nothing bad happens to me. So anyway, I'm Maka Albarn, what's your name?
Soul Eater Evans : It's Soul Evans, you can just call me Soul Eater.
Maka Albarn : Soul Eater Evans? That's a weird name for a guy like you. Well, in that case. It's good to meet you, Soul. I think that we should get along, as friends together!
Soul Eater Evans : Yeah, friends together!
"Who said anything that friendship is really different to a relationship?"
"That's my way of thinking of a cool guy."
~ Prologue 3 : Pair of a Duo ~
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samiesramen · 1 year
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So I had someone as me about what I meant about Piers’ resilience towards love and I promised to go more into that. Let’s begin:
❗️Contains spoilers from the Resident evil manga❗️
Keep in mind, I am not saying this is canon, more so a headcanon that I’m using canonical pieces to further prove. Other than that, let’s get into it.
I had said my post about Mullivans that Piers had grown resistant to love. In a post more previous to that, I said that he had definitely been through it. Years of service in the BSAA, he has definitely lost friends, and dare I say family.
Losing friends his age, older, and younger when he became a lieutenant really did some life long damage to his psyche. These made Piers resilient to the idea of mains meaningful connections.
In his mind, when they were M.I.A or killed, the feeling wouldn’t be so bad, accept the loss and send your condolences. But it never worked. It just made him worse, he wished he talked to them more. Gotten to know them before they were gone.
Hearing how the other BSAA agents talked about them at their funerals or after they were honorably discharged sometimes ended up being to much.
I feel like because of this he also became less social. Now don’t get me wrong, Piers is definitely still a pretty nice guy, he’s not just gonna ignore you if you try making small talk. He just doesn’t connect as much as he did anymore.
I feel like after what happened in Edonia he contemplated cutting ties with Helena. If he lost her too he would’ve honestly ended up like Chris or maybe similarly to Leon.
Piers has definitely had his fair share of falling in love in the field too.
There are three people who stick out the most to me though.
Firstly, Tyler Howard. A US government agent who was involved in the incident at Philosophy University. One of the first guys Piers had ever dated. It was a meaningful relationship to him, but it broke his heart (Tyler’s too) when they separated.
Similarly Tyler decided it wasn’t going to work out with his kind of work. It was a mutual break up. Piers really underestimated how much it would really hurt, therefore affecting his work ethic for a while before he finally got over it.
A while after that he met Merah Biji. For sly and BSAA lab technicians before she transferred Special Operations Unit, working along side Chris and Piers.
At the time Piers had no intentions to date, still feeling a bit said after his breakup with Tyler.
Merah and Him and grown a connection. Piers had respect for the older woman and vice versa. Soon they became great friends even leading to them becoming an absolute unit in the field.
They eventually started crushing in each other, cute moments, including the awkwardly cute ones, before Merah confessed to him after a mission and he just accept her love.
The love only lasted for so long. After the incident at the University, a while in his heart and be created. He became tougher, a little bitter, and his resilience in love and grown much higher than before.
Chris was worried sick, as well as Jill, Sheva, Leon, Sherry, and Helena. Piers was so heart broken he couldn’t even go to Merah’s funeral. They understood why and didn’t pry.
Whenever they saw him they just tried their best to be caring and soft, all knowing how it feels to lose loved ones in terrible times. Piers understood what they were trying to accomplish and just let them do their best. He wasn’t one to destroy a person’s hope. It was hard to cope.
I wrote a lot so far, so this is gonna be a two parter! Stay tuned :3
- SamiesRamen
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