Who ever did this... I LOVE YOU π
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Me shipping little paper children together even though the ships have little to no backing whatsoever:
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Random dump of South Park headcanons because I too am random.
Stuart and Carol actually make a decent sum of money from Carol's dishwashing job and pity donations from other parents, mainly the Broflovskis. However the reason they stay poor is not just because they blow it on drugs and alcohol, but also because they have to pay for Kenny's funerals and Kevin's braces.
Dougie is autistic and a huge fan of cartoons and animation. However, the infamous hyperfixiation roulette chooses a new favorite cartoon every couple of months
Michael is the only goth with natural hair. Pete and Henrietta's natural hair color is brown. Firkle was too embarrassed to remove his emo highlights after only recently getting them so he's just wearing his wig for the meantime.
Although Liane is sweet and docile for the most part, she does have her moments of classic Cartman vindictiveness when pushed hard. Her biggest victims are Stuart and Gerald and by extent Kyle. After they both cheaped out of a hoohoochacha time, Liane fed Eric antisemitic propaganda and would tell any outsiders that Stuart knocked Carol up as a teenager.
Cartman and Nathan are acquaintances. They have no bad blood and are willing to do business with each other, but aren't exactly racing to be bffs as both know what the other is capable of.
Cartman and Nathan once decided to swap their henchmen for a day. Mimsy messed things up as usual and Butters got sick of being punched and eventually punched back.
Shelly and Kevin M bond not only over their family angst and insecurities, but also over their hatred for the Goth Kids. Shelly thinks of them as whiny, edgelord, drama queens, had a spat with Michael over a venting spot, and wasn't exactly thrilled with what they did to Stan. Kevin was horrified when Karen came home smoking a cigarette and speaking nonconformist, and he still holds a grudge against Henrietta.
Mr Mackey and Mr Adler are the ultimate BROTP
Infiltrator Kevin is the more bombastic alter ego of Kevin similar to Mysterion and Professor Chaos (hence the different voice). However, unlike Chaos and Mysterion, Kevin has no control over it and the only way for the Infiltrator persona to go away is to remove whatever-the-fuck-that-red-rotating-picture-box thing is, and good luck doing that when he's firing that toy gun like crazy.
Shelly's lisp isn't a result of her headgear, it's a speech impediment. She eventually attends speech therapy with Kevin, Jimmy, Timmy, and Nathan. Treatment is unsuccessful (which is why she still has the lisp in the future) but it doesn't matter as Kevin finds her lisp endearing the same way she finds his slurred parroting.
While attending speech therapy, Jimmy and Nathan actually bond and things chill out with Nathan. This is why he attends Kenny's wake assembled by Jimmy. He's still envious of him though.
In the bad future timeline exclusively, Jimmy and Timmy had a falling out. Jimmy resented Timmy for choosing to shed his disability instead of embracing it, and Timmy resented Jimmy for selling out in his comedy.
Being the Creek shipper that she is, Tricia is extra careful with her cat around Stripe. The one time she let her guard down, Stripe was eaten and Tricia came to Firkle's house with a box of kitty litter, demanding a dark resurrection spell.
Kenny did a similar thing with Henrietta and Mr. Possy, knowing how fond of the animal Kevin was.
When getting her braces tightened, Shelly is always given the option of color-customizing her braces by her orthodontist, but she always denies and chooses a solid grey, as she dosen't believe they would help her appearance.
Dogpoo's existence confuses Kenny. Why would someone who can afford regular baths not take them??
When she was a kid, Sharon began to question her sexuality when crushing on the new girl at her school. The girl was just Randy practicing his crossdressing career early. Stephen, Gerald, and Jimbo were very sexually confused as well.
The Dads and occasionally Cartman still dress up as supervillains when the old farmer gets them paranoid enough. They've done Joker, Thanos, Venom, and most recently the Green Goblin. Stuart never buys a costume but always keeps the ones he's given because Carol thinks he looks hot with villain costumes.
One Halloween, Kevin dressed up as Spiderman. I should've been more specific. Stoley was Tom Holland. Mccormick was Andrew Garfield. Mephesto was Tobey Mcguire. Angry pointing memes ensued.
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They are tired of his bullshit
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Drawings to try to come back!
EspaΓ±ol + English
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Headcanons for Aged up! Goth Kids + Mike with a S/O who was a smoker and it was badly hurting their health
Headcanons Smoker
π¬ Age up!Michael x Reader πͺ¦
Initially, you started smoking to annoy your parents. You often quarreled with your parents, and Michael was one of the reasons for your quarrels, which is why when you heard that they were unhappy that he smoked, you started smoking to annoy them. At first it was unusual for you, but you didn't notice how you got used to the taste of cigarettes. Michael was glad that you were supporting him, albeit in a rather strange way
When you both got older, you couldn't get rid of your bad habit. Smoking has become a part of your everyday life. You and Michael borrowed cigarettes from each other, smoked together on the balcony of your apartment together. But when, after visiting the doctor, it turned out that you had health problems because of smoking, you decided to change your usual lifestyle
You tried to quit smoking. Michael didn't stop you from doing it, even though he saw that sometimes you had breakdowns and you still smoked. You tried to reduce the number of cigarettes you smoked in a week, but sometimes your desire to smoke got the better of you, after which you were ashamed of yourself
Michael understood that you were trying to change, but he loved you regardless of whether you smoke or not. You've been through a lot together and he was ready to support you in any of your endeavors. He couldn't give up his nicotine addiction himself, but he supported you mentally, hoping that you would be able to quit smoking
π¬ Age up!Henrietta Biggle x Readerπ―
You tried smoking for the first time at school. After that, every time you had stress, you got rid of it by smoking. Henrietta didn't mind that you started smoking. You became much calmer about the fact that she smokes in your presence and you began to smoke together often. However, when you got older, your bad habit made itself felt
Your health has been severely damaged due to your long smoking. When you told Henrietta about the doctor's diagnosis, she wasn't surprised. For all the years that you have been together, she herself has got health problems
After long conversations, you decided to start solving health problems together. You both started smoking less and started trying to exercise. You both wanted to live as long as possible because it meant that you would spend this time together
It was hard for both of you to get used to your new lifestyle. You are used to a completely different life, but you had no other way out. The duration of your lives depended on whether you were ready to change your usual life and change yourself
π¬ Age up!Pete Thelman x Reader βοΈ
When you first started smoking, Pete often reminded you about the dangers of smoking, worrying about you, but every time he brought up this topic, you reminded him that he also smokes. After several unsuccessful attempts to convince you, Pete has accepted that you also smoke. When you got older and started living together, he noticed that your health became worse compared to what it was before
Pete didn't wait for your health to get even worse and took you to the doctor. The doctor said that if you continue to smoke in such volumes, your health will be irretrievably ruined. You had to give up cigarettes in favor of health. Pete understood that it would be difficult for you to get rid of smoking, but he was ready to help you with this
Pete made sure you didn't smoke. He took your cigarettes that you always carried with you, he collected those cigarettes that you kept at home, and even your lighter. Pete understood that it was hard for you to give up cigarettes, so he helped you as much as he could
You understood that Pete cares about your health, so you tried to treat his care more patiently. It was hard for you to give up an old habit, but together you intended to cope with anything, and even more so with nicotine addiction
π¬ Age up!Firkle Smith x Reader πͺ
Firkle started smoking very early and he was the one who gave you a cigarette for the first time. After that, you started smoking a lot, most often you smoked together. It was something that brought you very close. You communicated throughout your studies at school and then when you entered the university. That's when you started having health problems
Due to many years of smoking, you developed asthma, which caused you to cough frequently, you had shortness of breath and you could not climb the stairs without starting to suffocate. You understood that if you continue to smoke, your health will become even worse, so you decided to give up your bad habit
Firkle was unusual to see you without a cigarette. Your cigarettes were replaced by an asthma inhaler that you began to always carry with you. Firkle didn't show it, but he was worried about you and didn't want your health to deteriorate completely. He didn't care what happened to his own health, but your health and your life were dear to him
It was hard for you to quit smoking. Firkle tried to support you and tried not to smoke in your presence. You were grateful to him for his support and understanding. You understood that he was used to smoking and that it would be difficult for him to give up this habit, but you did not ask him about it. You were also glad that he did not smoke in front of you, thus expressing his concern for you
π¦Age up!Mike Makowski x Reader π§ββοΈ
When you were kids, you and Mike communicated despite the differences between you. You liked him, except he kept asking you to stop smoking. He followed a healthy lifestyle and was very worried about you and that you were spoiling your health, but you didn't listen to him
When you got older and started living together in a shared apartment, Mike noticed that you started coughing a lot. He began to worry about you and urged you to visit a doctor. You refused for a long time, but eventually he took you to the doctor. As it turned out, more than ten years of smoking severely damaged your health and you urgently needed to give up your bad habit
Mike has seriously taken care of your health. He helped you quit smoking, reminded you to change nicotine patches, he made sure you didn't smoke cigarettes. Mike greatly valued you and did not want you to die because of your bad habit
You understood that Mike loves you and cares about you, so you stopped resisting his care. You loved him and didn't want Mike to worry about you. Even though it was hard for you to quit smoking, but you sincerely tried to do it. You wanted you and Mike to live together for many more years and for the sake of your future together you were ready to give up cigarettes
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feeling v artblocked atm...some doodles of my fav
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π Half-Korean on his biological motherβs side
π Victorian/Romantic goth. Sometimes a corp goth
π Wears a corset to go with his romantic goth look. This is why heβs got a small waist to snatch
π Has parental issues because his mom and dad argued frequently when he was a kid. In the end, they ended up getting a divorce that greatly impacts Michael
π Grew up hating his father and stepmom because theyβre both conservative parents and he hates that his father was being an asshole to his mom
πEven if heβs still angry at his real mom for leaving, Michael truly loves her and misses her deeply
π His father worries about him a lot and wonders where he had gone wrong with his parenting in the first place. His stepmother on the other hand is utterly disappointed in his behaviour
π Has average grades despite skipping class
π Other than gothic novels or Poe, he loves reading Russian literature
π Hates getting emotional. When he does, itβs a lot. He will literally have a mental breakdown
π Became a literature critic as an adult. Heβs notorious for leaving one star reviews and harsh comments on the books he hate
πGrew up to be a quite handsome man since heβs been blessed with his Korean motherβs beautiful genes and has grown into his nose as he got older
π Cat person
π Was a shy, quiet kid before he became goth. Then his parents divorce happened and he turned into a people hating introvert
π Demisexual
π Has trust/abandonment issues due to his parents separating
π Speaks Korean and Chinese
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π€ Sometimes cries himself to sleep
π€ Does thrifting and DIY cuz his family isnβt well off but not as poor as Kenny
π€ Is a HUGE fan of The Cure hence he gave himself that Robert Smith hairstyle when he grew older
π€ Started listening to The Cure when he was five. His uncle would blast all of their songs on his boom box so Pete wonβt get bored
π€ When he heard Robert Smith came to South Park once to defeat Mecha Streisand, he freaked out
π€ When he was getting bullied, he would sit in the corner and cry
π€ Hates it when people assume heβs a closet emo
π€ Appearance wise, heβs very soft. Has a baby face because of his soft facial angles and chubby cheeks. His body type is close to fat but isnβt as big as Henrietta
π€ Is really lonely cuz his uncle isnβt home much
π€ His parents died in a car crash when he was five so his uncle took him in since heβs the only relative Pete has left
π€ Doesnβt remember his parents all too well but he gets sad at the thought of his parents dying
π€ Has a decent relationship with his uncle but isnβt too close to him since heβs not home very often
π€ Bi-curious
π€ One time he found a dying baby bird and nursed it back to health
π€ Has a soft spot for animals like Stan
π€ Very cute when he pouts or smiles
π€ Trad/ Deathrocker goth
π€ Has a kitten sneeze
π€ Works for the music industry as an adult because heβs been a big fan of music all his life, especially post punk
π€ Hates it when people calls him cute
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π¦ Worships Siouxsie Sioux
π¦ Loves reading about Salem witch trials in the 12th century
π¦ Listens to Deathrock and New Wave more than post punk
π¦ Natural hair colour is dark brown
π¦ Has been made fun of by most of the girls. Since then, she resented the slim, beautiful bleach blonde bimbos for bullying her but secretly wishes she wasnβt so fat. After she turned goth, she grew to love her own body
π¦ Hates her parents because they kept embarrassing her about her weight in front of other people and they kept on being cheerful and didnβt help her at all even when sheβs being picked on.
π¦ Lesbian Henrietta ftw
π¦ Runs a hair salon during adulthood
π¦ She was afraid to try different alt styles because she thinks her friends will call her a poser after that emo incident. Now that sheβs an adult, she finally has confidence to try any style she wants. Her style now is a mix between emo, goth and scene
π¦ The first mom of the group. The second mom is Michael.
π¦ Adopted a sphynx cat named Felix
π¦ Trad/witch goth
π¦ Loves reading about paganism but it doesnβt hold a candle to Satanism
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πͺ Very intelligent and verbose for his age
πͺ Secretly loves Marilyn Manson even if heβs not goth
πͺ Has a big black fluffy cat named Knives and spoils the heck out of it
πͺ Knives is so big that Firkle was nearly crushed by it when he was a kid
πͺ Quotes Edgar Allan Poe and Shakespeare often
πͺ Writes the most poems and stories out of all the goth kids
πͺ Has transparent contact lenses that makes his pupils invisible. He joked about having βghost eyesβ and he likes to wear them to scare the other kids
πͺ Has triple Aβs: Agender, Asexual and Aromantic
πͺ Closet has black dresses and skirts cuz gender is a social construct
πͺ Loves dark wave the most
πͺ Talks about a lot of goth stuff to Ike on Twitter
πͺ Theyβre still friends as grown ups
πͺ Became a tattoo artist as an adult
πͺ Probably a serial killer
πͺ Other kids are afraid of how unconventional and creepy he is
πͺ His parents are decent but they donβt know how to deal with him. Sometimes they ended up neglecting him
πͺ Watches murder porn because his dad left it on one night and watched the whole episode out of curiosity. This also explains his morbid behaviour.
πͺ Loves watching serial killer/true crime documentaries
πͺ Loves Death Note and watches it with Michael. He believes the live action version deserves to be purged
πͺ Has a creepy stuffed bunny plushie he made himself
πͺ Mildly autistic
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my little drawing of michael from south park bc the goth kids r the most relatable characters ever and donβt get as much attention as they deserve also my fingers hurt from drawing on my phone >:((((
the bottom is the unfinished version bc i had 0 idea on what to do w it and then thought abt cured
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Tweek isn't naturally hot (temperature-wise in this case) you guys, the only reason he wears short sleeves all the time is so he has the excuse to ask for his boyfriends' jackets and hats.
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Dude that little kid is hardcore goth
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Death and despair!!
They are finnaly done!** Michael was the last one...and he was a fucking pain in the ass xD buuut...they are done and I am quite happy with them x3 Stan was a present from my GF and tbh...he makes it perfect x3 finnaly they are back together xDD
Hope you guys like them as much as I do x33
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