Can you do a corleone family favourite movie headcanon?
This is so random😭 but I got you. (I didn't take this very seriously. I'm sorry)
Vito Corleone: His old ass unironically really enjoys this movie. His grandkids probably made him watch it, and he immediately liked the story and the music.
Carmela Corleone: Likes the story and the music and is a sucker for romantic movies. She's also a fan of Meryl Streep (has watched all her movies).
Sonny Corleone: Fucking loves this movie! (Has seen all three movies) Forces everybody he knows to watch it. His goofy ass is also the type to watch the movie once and think boxing is easy.
Tom Hagen: Tom likes to watch this movie in his free time. (cries every time)
Connie: Her marriage is in shambles so likes to watch a movie that resembles her life (but make it a musical💀) Also really likes dramatic shit.
Fredo: Lives vicariously through the characters. The movie helps him escape the sad reality of being the family's disappointment.
Michael: Michael's goofy ass watches this movie alone in his room with the lights turned off.
I was watching the godfather part II with my mom yesterday, and I couldn't control myself. 💀💀 Any self control I had when Michael was on the screen left my body.
EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused