I absolutely love your hijack night at the museum, Au!

But the weirdest thing is that just the other night, I was thinking about an au of this, but I was thinking that either Jack or Hiccup would be the night watchman and the other would be a in a display. But I love what you did WAY more!

You are awesome! And I love what you do!💚💙

Weehoo thank you! :D Tbh I didn't even think about making one of them a night watchman, I was focused on being able to make them actual people from the past, but this is also cool!!

Bonus:

Do you have any list of flirty pick up lines or comebacks that is just so smooth the recipient can’t help but become a blushing mess because of it?

Flirting Prompts

Flirt Prompts Part I

Flirt Prompts Part II

Flirty Pick-up Lines Prompts

"Let's hug and see how perfect we fit together."

"You should know that I have asthma, just in case you intend on taking my breath away on a regular basis."

"I never believed in love at first sight, but now I've looked at you and my perspective has definitely changed."

"I heard that you can determine how well you fit together with another person by kissing them. Want to skip the small talk and see if we're compatible?"

"My mother told me to follow my dreams, but I don't want to look like a stalker, so can I just take your hand and walk beside you?"

"Want to go to a museum with me and make all the paintings jealous with your beauty?"

"I'm an organ donor, but you took away my heart faster than I thought."

"You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, I want to spend many more days with you."

"I'm really terrible at flirting. Do you want to see it?"

"My hands are a bit cold. Mind warming it up for me?"

"You’re my personal queen bee. Can’t help but wanting to buzz around you." "Really? Was that your best line?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt." (#293)

"You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot." "Actually it’s primarily because of too much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere." (#340)

"I think destiny wants us to be together, and you should never argue with destiny." (#690)

Hope you enjoy them!

- Jana

hiii <3 can you please do a prompts list for shy x ex-player where the player falls for the shy character? i know it’s specific but i’m having a really hard time trying to think of how to start! thank you <3

(it can be anything like flirty prompts or funny scenarios!)

List of “how the hell did someone like you fall for someone like me?” prompts 

“You really are down bad for them, aren’t you?” “I’m not.” “You’re literally blushing over the fact that they walked past us, and you don’t fucking blush. That’s just… Not you.”

“Okay, don’t think I didn’t notice you staring at me and creeping around me. What do you want from me?” “I don’t… I don’t want anything from you. I just… Wanted to talk to you, that’s all.”

There’s something about Character A which intrigues Character B so much, so out of curiousity, they try to get closer to Character A. In the process of it all, Character B also finds out, for the first time, what it feels like to actually fall in love with someone.

“You’ve had so many partners before so—“ “Yeah, but I never fell in love with them. You… You’re the first one. In fact, you’re the first person I’ve ever truly wanted and I don’t want to mess this up.”

Character B’s friends teasing the shit out of them because they seem to lose their ability to talk and think when they’re around Character A. 

Character A’s group of friends trying to keep Character A away from Character B because they know of Character B’s notorious history of playing with people’s feelings.

“I swear that’s not me anymore,” Character B says. “So please, trust me when I say I only want to do good for you.”

Character B getting to know about Character A’s not-so-shy side and liking it a little too much.

The sexual tension between these idiots only grow the more time they spend with each other, until Character A suggests that they do something about it. “Just fucking kiss me or something because I’ve been needing this for way too long,” would be what they’d say if Character B hadn’t cut them off, halfway, by pressing their lips against theirs. 

“So technically I’m your first love?” “Something like that, yeah.” 

Imagine Dottore and his segments doing an "experiment" on you by taking all of your measurements, including the distance between your eyes, ear length, mouth height and width, all these ridiculous things that no one would think to measure. And then he just. Walks away with his notes.

When you ask him later on what the experiment was about, he simply tells you he was doing an experiment in physical beauty and attraction, and he couldn't think of anyone else to take notes on.

IM IMIM IM IM IM- there is nothing left of Smooches. I’ve disintegrated into itty bitty pieces. THIS IS SOOO CUTE WHAT 😭😭❤️ ugh,,, he’s so unintentionally romantic sometimes I’m crying. You’re no stranger to Dottore’s spontaneous experiments on you, you’ve gotten used to that particular smile he gives you when he wants to do a little test on you… but this experiment is completely… bizarre.  There’s no actual experimentation, it’s more like he and his segments are just exploring and examining your body, not a single part of it goes untouched or unnoticed… every part of it is recorded intensively. Every measurement, scars, little marks, and spots… And you’re not too bothered, this is Dottore after all, but you just can’t seem to figure out what this kind of data could be useful for! You like to think you understand how his brain works even a little bit, but this is just so random. But Dottore and the segments seem extremely satisfied with the results and are poring over them sooo… you let them be for now <3

When you finally get around to asking him about that very strange experiment he responds so nonchalantly that you short-circuit for a second before you feel the heat creeping up your neck and try to exit the conversation. Dottore is confused for a mere second but then he catches on pretty quickly. He teases you so bad, holding your chin and forcing you to look at him. What? Did you really think you were anything less than perfect in his eyes? Tsk tsk. That's not good. Not good at all. Perhaps he should show you exactly what he learned during his investigation? Would that convince you?

Dottore would so bring up the most specific random details of your body that he loves... he thinks he's showing how much he loves you by reciting the size of your skull and the exact lengths of your fingers and the length of your longest eyelash... and well you probably find that romantic anyway! The segments too! They try to fight over who knows you the best... but you can't really verify their information since you don't know these things yourself.

Please write absolutely ANYTHING about simon being constantly teased by the reader ie: wearing a low cut shirt, purposefully stretching and moaning around him and things of the sort I'll die happy, unless you don't write nsfw adjacent stuff pls don't ever feel pressured to do that

oml yes- i don't usually write nsfw things, but uhh we can make exceptions.. >:) anon, i hope you enjoy this; you're so kind for asking whether i write things like that or not beforehand <3

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Simon walked into the living room to see Y/N sitting on the couch, the cushions dipping beneath their weight. They were on their phone, scrolling absent-mindedly. Something caught Simon's eye as he looked at them; they were wearing a rather.. showing.. shirt. The article of clothing was frayed in certain areas, exposing quite a bit of Y/N's chest.

With a slightly embarrassed face, Simon tilted his head at them. "Uh, hey, Y/N..! I see you went shopping?"

Y/N glanced up from their phone with a small smirk, taking a break from the Internet to talk with their roommate. They nodded. "Yep! Do ya like it..?" There was a slightly different tone to their voice as they spoke with him, and Simon sighed, sitting next to them with a grunt.

"Yes, but it's.. revealing, at the very least." He said quietly, his face a bit more red than before, his eyes refusing to meet Y/N's.

Y/N chuckled, moving closer to him with a slight groan; when they inched near Simon, there was a noticeable change in the tension of his muscles. Y/N was enjoying this, in a strange, teasing, manner. They could step it up a bit..

As Simon clicked the remote, turning the TV on, Y/N adjusted themselves a bit more, placing their exposed flesh onto Simon's clothed chest. Although his eyes were focused on the bright television, you could tell he was dying to look at you. As he spoke, there was a note of strain in his usually soft voice;

"What would you like to watch, Y/N, hm..?"

Y/N shrugged. "Anything, I don't really mind." They pressed themselves progressively closer to Simon, pushing their exposed chest closer against his upper body. The tension rose in the man's arms, and his face was rather red. In a teasing tone, Y/N murmured, "Anything wrong, dear Simon?"

Simon gave a low, almost inaudible, chuckle. His head shook, and he slowly placed a hand on your hair, ruffling it slightly. He really couldn't help himself, honestly, and you didn't mind. "No, nothings wrong, Y/N, I'm doing quite pleasantly, actually."

He smiled, and you noticed his face turn towards you. Y/N let out a small moan at his touch, and Simon raised his eyebrows, but continued to stroke your hair softly. You continued to make small noises and suggestive murmurs, but at this point, he didn't mind at all. You could moan and groan all night, and he would enjoy every moment of it.

Simon set the TV to one of his favorites: Cheers. The two of you cuddled for the majority of the night, listening to the quiet hum of the television.

This artist is UNDERRATED!

i must give a kiss

*proceeds to walk up, give a kiss right on the lips and waddle away*

Da magic anon will never be caught!

>:)

Hmm I don't know what to feel about that.. ◉⁠-◉

Hey fell

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you

"heh. well, are yer a road sign? 'cuz you've got WRONG WAY written all over ya pal."

I shall drop a hint here....

My user ends with a 1.

Also, may I say you're looking mighty fine today lovely-

-Nacho Anon

late response to this—

you’re trying to throw me off.

so now i KNOW you’re not the Dust rp Nacho.

"obsessed with the thought of a guy jerking off to me...

this gets me going wild every time"

well... hi, I'm on it now, I hope you don't mind 😈

here’s a little something as a thank you for turning me on, hope it helps🤪😈

baby let me have a chance with you please

rest be assured you do not actually want to be with me. because i'd dress you up as barty crouch jr & politely insist that you respond to his name alone

Does Curator know that the way she styles her hair makes her look like radiant solar flares that warm my heart? (seriously her design makes me so lesbian)

The Curator: Aww, thank you~ Yeah, I style it to look like that on purpose.

Hellcheer w/ “dragging them out to every restaurant or store to get the free drinks or birthday benefits “

chrissy x eddie || fluff & flirting! || 394 words

A/N : hi anon!! thank you so much for sending in a birthday ask<3 hope you enjoy this mini ficlet of pure hellcheer birthday vibes!

yesterday's prompt

This was their fourth stop, and Chrissy showed no signs of stopping. “If I have one more free drink, I may not even be conscious enough for my birthday present.” Eddie clicked his tongue with concern, but the smirk that followed gave him away. “It’s your birthday! It’d be crazy not to enjoy all the pampering and free perks around here.” The edges of her eyes crinkled with her head bob, her lips in a small pout. He knew that look. Her mind was set, and there was no convincing her otherwise. Eddie leaned back into the booth, using his arm and bent knee to take advantage of the roomy seat. If there was one thing his girlfriend loved, it was making sure everyone knew today was special, and how could he deny her anything when she looked that cute pouting? “Fine, fine. I get it now,” he said, opening up his wallet to hand over his license for the umpteenth time tonight. Chrissy, like clockwork now, would flash it to the waitress the second she came by to take their order in order to get the free birthday cake cocktail they’d advertised on the little table menu stand. She raised her brow to make him finish his thought. “You’re trying to liquor me up and take advantage of me.” Chrissy's chuckle punctuated the pause in conversation as she rolled her eyes and raised her eyebrows, her baby blues glinting with amusement. “You’ve found me out, Munson,” she teased, feigning defeat with the back of her hand resting over her bangs. Her voice turned to Hellfire-quality overdramatic. “I find your devilish charm irresistible and can’t stop imagining what’s under those ridiculous, cumbersome clothes.” “After we’re done here, you’ll have your wish, you deviant.” He waved over the waitress with the big brown curls teased to all hell or high heaven depending on your spiritual angle. Chrissy stuck out her bottom lip in defiance, fingers tracing the edge of his license. “But the next place has free dessert—you can blow out the candles and make your birthday wish over a lava cake.” Eddie broke out into a wide grin, gesturing with his hands to drive his point home. “If you go home with me after this, I won’t need to wish for anything else tonight.” “Who's the deviant now?” “Can’t be me,” Eddie said, still smiling at his girl blushing across from him. “Because it’s my birthday.”

Hi I ABSOLUTELY need to hear more about Evergreen being treated like a princess

Also maybe im biased but i feel like both bickslow and evergreen flirt with the rest of the team on the regular (in a friends way) - particularly freed and he is so done with it

I've got you! And I totally agree with the flirting thing (I actually almost put that in my last Raijinshuu post lol). I can see Bix getting really into it tbh

Evergreen wasn't always treated as the princess. When she first joined the team they were pretty hard on her (stupidly believing women to be weak). They barely even let her join the team

But then Evergreen literally knocked some sense into them and things changed quickly

Being impressionable teen boys, they learned everything they knew about girls from her (which she greatly exaggerated how you should treat a close female friend (she wanted princess treatment))

Her room is the only place they do not go. Everyone else's rooms are free range (mostly for Bix who will make himself at home anywhere)

There's two bathrooms in their home. One for the boys and one that's solely Evergreen's

She has the biggest room as well. "Women need more space than men. You wouldn't understand."

Evergreen shivers? All three offer their coats.

When it's that time of the month, she is basically a goddess. She picks the meals, they buy her goodies, and check on her constantly. (They do not understand women problems but they know she's cranky and will do anything to make her feel better)

The first time she cried in front of them, they nearly went on a murdering spree

One tear is enough for them to fuss over her for days. (Making her cry is unforgivable)

They strike the fear of god into every man that hits on her. She appreciates it most times, but it does get a little inconvenient

The boys basically form a triangle around her at the beach to stop men from staring at her (same thing at parties)

Peach blossoms and wolfsbane

By writer anon

Authors note:fun fact did you know that wolfsbane means mistrust in people or humans and that peaches mean honor,gentleness,and your beauty is unparalleled? Just thought that was worth noting! Also be warned bad writing and grammar ahead

Spitzy paced that floor of her bedroom then dramatically flops on her bed and sighs “Ugh there isn’t anything to do around here I can’t believe the dump fop that my county wants me to marry banned me from leaving the manor grounds…” “Nothing interesting happens around here anyways whats the big bloody deal if I just go into town for some fun.” Spitzy shaking her head gets up from her bed with some new found determination. “Right then no use moping about it I’m gonna get out of here and have some fun!” “I don’t need some cheeky sod telling me what I can and can’t do!” She said with vigor but right on cue the door to her room swings open and who should appear but her supposed fiancé Duke Chad Charming. “And just where in the bloody hell do you thing you are going?” He said with sour face. Spitzy huffs “ I’m leaving this manor I can’t take it being so stuffy in here I want to go outside and I will not have some man who thinks he has some sort of say in the matter stop me.” She said with a bit of bite in her tone. The duke however did not like that answer “You better watch how you speak to me or next time I’ll be sure to make you learn your place.” He snarled. With that he leaves the room filled with silence as Spitzy defeated sits on her bed her hand holding her cheek while her elbow in on her knee “wow what a charming bloke he was” she muttered “Great I’m not only gonna be stuck in a loveless marriage but I’m also stuck in this damn manor!” She throws a pillow at the door. Spitzy is at a loss but just when Spitzy was about to lament some more a knock could be herd as the door “Come in” said Spitzy feeling drained from the encounter she had with oh so lovely fiancé. Who should appear but Pomni her loyal but clumsy maid. “I have some news for you my lady.” She said in a quiet voice. “Oh and what would that be?” Spitzy asked. “Your dress is ready for the gala tonight” “Ugh that blooming thing? It’s already bad enough that I can’t just wear pants and a shirt to a stupid ball that I have to rub elbows with assholes that I hate but I also have to wear a dress?! Jolly good then just so swell!!!” Spitzy once again throws a pillow. With this the maid winces “My l-lady please this i-is unbecoming of a women of your status.I understand the duke isn’t the greatest-t and that the w-whole situation is truly dreadful and awful but there is no need to lash-h out.” She stutters. With sigh Spitzy nods and says “My apologies Pomni you are right I suppose I can at least try and look at the positives here.” “ Thats the way my lady.” Pomni says with a weak smile. “Besides who knows you might meet someone you fancy at that Ball tonight.” She says while picking up a brush. Pomni then proceeds to brush her lady’s hair. “Now lets get you all sorted out for the ball yeah?” Pomni chirps.

Meanwhile~

A 5’6 woman stretched her arms and yawn sharp fang-like teeth glinting in the light while the other older women who is wearing an eye patch companying her is reading the paper while sipping on some tea.They are in a first class train car that is heading towards an area where a carriage waits them.”Are we there yet?” Asked the sharptooth woman. The older woman replied “No not yet Nona so just relax and enjoy the ride.” “Remind me why we left the South for this event? Like don’t ya hate that duke and talked all sorts of shit about him?” The toothy woman asked in her southern accent. The older woman sighed and turned the page of the newspaper”Ever heard of keeping up appearances? Trust me I would love nothing more than to go home and sit in my rockin chair but the duke personally invited us all the way out here the least you can be is grateful that I even let you tag along.” “Oh please ya love me too much to leave me behind besides your husband wouldn’t let ya go unless I come along with cha.” Said the fanged woman “Ah yes I forgot that you are supposed to be my lousy guard dog do try and not get distracted by chasing some poor sap’s tail or your own.” She snickers. With that the fanged woman ears burned bright red with both anger and embarrassment “ HEY NOW WHO YOU CALLING LOUSY.” She shouted The older woman not even looking up from her paper reached over and petted her guard’s head “There there puppy no need to get your fur in a bunch.” She laughed.

The southern woman huffs and swats her hand away “Don’t call me that and secondly I’ll have ya know I don’t chase tail the ladies just swoon and be fallin at my feet.” She said with a puffed up chest. “The older woman barely peeks over her paper and says “Sure hun whatever floats your boat.” She opens her mouth to argue but nothing comes out then in defeat she slumps in her chair “you are one rotten women Miss Agatha Ragdolin you know that.” She muttered. Once again without looking up from her paper Agatha tuts and says”Aww don’t be like Winona ya know I was just teasing ya.Don’t be such a sour puss or in your case sour mutt.” She laughs a bit at her own joke. Still a little red with embarrassment Winona huffed again “ yeah yeah let’s get this stupid ball thing over with already.” She said while crossing her arms. Winona tipped her hat down to cover eyes as she leans back into her chair on leg cross her knee “Wake me up when we get there.” Said Winona. And with that she falls back asleep to the sounds of the car swaying and clacking on the tracks.

End of chapter 1

Author’s note: I hope you like it and I hope you don’t mind I gave you an icky chad as a fiancé don’t worry you will be with your southern anon soon and ditch the gross chad I also spontaneously decided to give anon fangs maybe make them a werewolf If you are into that I also decided to incorporate your au a bit if you don’t mind let me know what you want changed and stuff!

From,

Writer anon

i love you im kissing you throigh thr screen right now i asore you sooososmuxh youre the best ever i actyally love this so muxh ????i LOVE fangs and id get my shit absolutely fucked by a werewolf but for this one .. no werewolf .. i want my loveky southern lesboan anon as human as can be i wantto.feel the skin to skin touch .. keeo her fangs though i love sharp teeth but honestly i want.nothing changed tjats besutoudk keeo it going as it is i love itsososmuxh i will look forward tothe next chaoter with excitement ❤️❤️

Hey you

🫵🏻

You're cute

Nuh uhhhhh

*waddles in*

Hello again!

*gives a kissie on the cheek and waddles away*

WHO?? who is you?????? ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡