#Saadie's Scripts 馃尰
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Lucifer: "MC, I've invited you here for two reasons. Do you know what they are?"
MC: *Looking sideways* "Haven't the foggiest."
Lucifer: "Fine, No. 1 you cannot just throw a marble on the ground in front of all of us and announce that whoever has it at the end of the night can make love to you."
MC: "I don't think I said the words 'make love'."
Lucifer: "My apologies, 'fuck you'."
MC: *Smirking*
Lucifer: "Levi gave Mammon a broken nose, Asmo is sobbing on the couch because Belphie scratched his face."
MC: "Okay sorry, I won't do it again."
Lucifer: "Thank you."
MC: "Sooo, what was the second thing?"
Lucifer: *Smirking while holding up the marble*
MC: "Oh."
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MC arriving in devildom and being introduced to everyone: "Ok let me get this straight. First; You take me from my home and all my responsibilities. Second; You make me live in this big fancy house.... For free with food and expenses paid for. Third; My 7 roommates are all beautiful men. And fourth; My only tasks are... And let me get this right... Watching and coordinating dance battles between you all?"
Diavolo: "Yes. That's correct"
Lucifer: "Any objections?"
MC: "Oh no, none at all thanks."
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Summary: Mammon isn't stupid!
Asmo: *Crying on the floor.*
Mammon: "O-Oi what's wrong? Are ya alright?"
Asmo: *Sobs* "I fell!"
Mammon: "Yeah? We all fell? It's high time ya got over it!"
Asmo: "I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS YOU IDIOT!"
Everyone's out here writing amazing angst pieces about nightbringer and I'm just here having a silly little time.
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MC and Beel reaching for the same chip packet: *Hands touch*
Beel: (internally) "Is this.. love?"
MC: *Smiling* "Oh sorry Beel, you go first I know how hungry you are."
Beel: *Blushing* "It IS love."
MC: "W-what was that??"
Beel: *Munch* *Munch* *Munch*
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MC to Levi: "Hey Levi, can you hear me?"
Levi: *Lifts headphones off his head* "Did you say something MC?"
MC: "No... I was singing."
Levi: "Oh ok, sorry!" *Puts headphones back on*
MC to Levi: "You look cute when you concentrate."
Levi: *Lifts headphones again* "Still...singing?"
MC: *Nods*
Levi: *Lowers headphones*
MC to Levi: "I'm in love with you."
Levi: *Side-eyes MC*
Asmo: "UGH! You're both pathetic!"
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*MC and Satan beating the shit out of a vending machine*
Mammon: "What are you two doing?"
MC: *pouting* "It took my mon-!"
Mammon: "Say no more" *joins in*
Satan: "Oh is that why? I thought we were pretending it was Lucifer"
MC & Mammon: *stop and look at each other*
MC and Mammon: *shrugs*
MC, Mammon & Satan: *continue smashing*
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Lucifer: "So which one of us brothers are you actually interested in?"
MC: "Satan"
Lucifer: "A safe choice"
MC: *Thinking back to the time Satan nearly killed Asmo for putting cute notes in one of his books* "I wouldn't use the word safe, intense maybe, insane definitely."
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Beel: "would it be ok if you held my hand .... Just till I fall asleep"
MC: *already in beel's bed with the blankies on "way ahead of ya big guy"
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Lucifer: "Mammon, I just wanted to say I'm very proud of you for completing all of your assignments on time. Good job."
Mammon: "The Great Mammon doesn't need your praise! Of course I completed them, stop dick riding me."
Lucifer: "I- what?"
*Later that day*
Lucifer: "I must say Diavolo you handled that meeting quite well, my brother's were on another level today."
Diavolo: "My, my Lucifer, you certainly are riding my dick today."
Lucifer: *Hands rubbing circles into his temples* "What did you just say?"
Diavolo: "Oh it's a new phrase I heard from MC. You use it when someone is giving you praise. Isn't it fun!"
Lucifer: *Already texting MC* "Fun indeed."
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Text from Loosey goosey: I expect to find you in my study when I get home. We need to discuss the phrases you have been teaching my brothers and the demon lord.
Text from Loosey goosey: punishment pending further investigation.
Text from human underling: can it be spanking?
"Loosey goosey is typing..."
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MC, Lucifer, and Diavolo having a meeting.
MC: "Let's all stop pretending we haven't all thought about fucking each other."
Lucifer and Diavolo: *looking away*
MC: "Meet my eyes you cowards!"
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MC to Barbatos: "We should make love."
Barbatos: "Do we have the ingredients for that?"
Diavolo to MC: *snickering* "Told you."
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MC: *Aggressively eating a bag of chips*
Beel: *staring* "...."
MC: *With crumbs all over their face* "What?"
Beel: *Sucks air through his teeth* "Fuck that's hot."
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In honour of Lucifer's birthday 馃コ
Summary: this is two lines do I really need one?
Characters: Lucifer, MC
Lucifer: "Try not to fall too deeply in love with me MC."
MC: *shouting* "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
And thats it. That's the whole post. 馃う
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Telling Beel a scary story
MC: "A professor once told me that someone out there soon will make a pill to cater for all your nutrition requirements so that you no longer need to eat any food. You just take one of these pills daily."
Beel: *Passes out*
Belphie: "Great now guess who has to carry him home. You only ever think about yourself MC." *Shakes his head while picking Beel up*
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Summary: MC is feeling a little bit of self doubt.
Characters: Levi & MC
MC: "You ever get that feeling when someone asks you to repeat what you said because they didn't hear you and then you wonder if you've ever said anything worth repeating in your life?"
Everyone except Levi: *shakes their head*
Levi: "Self doubt? Oh yeah, big time."
My friend asked me to repeat someone three times because she didn't hear me (I have a quiet little voice) and I was like don't worry about it it ain't worth it. And then she was like no it is! Anyway she's nice, I was self doubting hard. My boy Levi would understand 馃挄
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Summary: Simeon isn't a virgin.
Characters: Asmo, Solomon, MC = you
Asmo: "Simeon is so pure and innocent, it's kinda tempting. Like forbidden fruit."
MC: "Simeon isn't innocent or pure."
Asmo: "What do you mean? He's an angel isn't he? He's a-"
Solomon: "He's not a virgin.'
Asmo: "How? He's not allowed to do that! It's forbidden!"
MC: "Surely you've heard the saying?"
Asmo: "... What saying?"
Solomon: *smirking*
MC: "Poop hole, loop hole."
I recently learnt the phrase poop hole loop hole and it tickled me so much so that I had to write out this little scenario. So apologies if it offends but I am an anal fan so that shit is fucking funny to me 馃槀馃槀
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