Desperate times call for desperate measures: getting into Batman (actually just Dick Grayson) again.

Are there things I don't like abt this piece? yes.

Am I so proud of myself that I'll let them slide? yes.

Idea: Sebastian is trans, Sam and Sebastian are dating and have been since before seb came out, which happened while kent was deployed. So when kent left for war he knew his teenage son had a “girlfriend,” and when he comes back, his young adult son now has a boyfriend, and he doesn’t realize it’s the same person, so he’s like, “why did Sam never write to me about breaking up with that girl or coming out as queer and starting to date this guy,” and doesn’t understand why Sam’s new boyfriend that he’s never met is acting somewhat familiar with him

Till: That's not funny.

Ivan: I thought it was funny.

Till: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

When i think about how Van Palmer was developed in a lab to get me in a goddamn chokehold.

You got a lesbian. You got a butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood, hidden-pragmatic-depths butch lesbian.

You put that lesbian in survival hell situations. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of your show. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of the show AND make them both unkillable.

You put that lesbian in two timelines. You put that lesbian in the storyteller role. You put that lesbian in scars and silver rings. You put that lesbian in a position to explore the darkest side of loving someone. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Liv Hewson. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Lauren Ambrose. I mean. I mean.

Any ONE of these things would have been enough, and yet. Here we are. Watching the unkillable, complex-ass, funny, scary, heartfelt, fireproof lesbian get her face torn off by wolves, commit cannibalism, fall in love, move to fucking Ohio, and come back for more?? And you expect her NOT to move into a penthouse apartment in the very center of my heart? Be serious, dude. Be so serious.

a mini kirishima hc. it’s nasty, this is ur warning. thx @dcsiremc for contributing to my everlasting brain rot for this precious man. ❤️

cw: rimming, facial, cum wearing, dilf!kiri, daddy dom!kiri, degradation, praise, aged up characters, f!reader

daddy/dilf!kirishima makes you rim his ass because he knows you love it just as much as he does. he will deadass sit his sweaty asscheeks on your face after a workout, pull your head into him if he’s laying down, and spew the filthiest degrading talk you can imagine. his voice is low and rough as he grips your hair hard. he’s jacking off and groaning as you do, growling about how he’s gonna blow his load all over your fucking face. by the time he’s done grinding his ass into you, you’re so wet and pathetic and that he takes mercy on his pretty girl. he makes you cum so hard with his hands and mouth that you see stars while he stares at your fucked out, cum covered face.

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Sneak Peek of I'm With You

This is a sneak peek of the part two, to I Feel A Sin Coming On (HERE). It's basically a Fem! Student! & Soulmate! X Damian Wayne/Robin and likeeee the angst has called to me so why not 😈

You were six when you decided to loathe soulmates. Six when you swore on your very soul- your existence that you would never love your soulmate. You swore to live in misery of your own making rather than fates. No matter who they were, you would hate them.

But fate... well fate hated to be tested. So, fate did the worst thing it could. It made you fall for the one person you swore never to.

Your soulmate.

Your very own soulmate who seemed like the only light in the dark and suddenly you began questioning whether or not these feelings- these emotions you had thought were your own and genuine- were actually yours. Or if they were just fate pulling its strings and making you dance and dance and dance.

To say you were upset was an understatement and... well let's just say fate might be prideful, but you were twice as petty.

At age thirteen you shoved the emotions you had so dearly cherished so deep in your chest they seemed like nothing more than echoes of naive mind. You distanced yourself from him and only let yourself feel in your loneliest of moments.

Four years, it had nearly been four years since you had begun your battle against fate. And- and and fate was getting stronger... as you have been told. The older you get- the closer you are to your soulmate, the stronger the bond is.

Those moments... those lonely moments happened more often, and those stupid annoying emotions rose up with the beating of your traitorous heart.

Which is exactly how you ended up in the last place you ever wanted to be. Face to face with your soulmate... with them recognizing you and what you were to them.

"I'm your soulmate." Damian Fucking Wayne said his eyes locked on you as you felt your heart jump to your throat and all the color drain from your face.

"Fucking shit, " You whispered, unable to break his gaze.

Shaking- shaking you nervously laughed before looking at your bare wrist and you began gathering your things.

"Oh- oh would you look at the time!" You stammered shoving everything into your bag, "I need to get going."

Your book lay just in front of Damian and your eyes darted towards the book then him. With your heart hammering in your chest, you lunged for it. Fingers brushing its cover only for a hand to clasp around your wrist pulling you back towards the table. Damian- he- had had grabbed you. Half looking towards him you curled your fingers into your palm away from the book with had led you into this trap.

"I'm your soulmate," He said again as you avoided eye contact, "and you are mine."

Soulmate- god why did you have to care about him. Why- why-

WHY COULDN'T FATE JUST LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE????

Petty- you were so violently petty and prideful- oh even fate knew this yet- it still tried... this- you wouldn't let this stand.

Forcing a breath out you bit your lip. Trembling, you raised your chin as your eyes burned, finally meeting his gaze and feeling his grip lighten.

"I don't have a soulmate... I won't have one. Not you- not any one... I don't believe in them."

His hand slid off of your wrist as his brow furrowed, you gave him a bitter smile as something warm spilled down your cheeks and you pulled yourself away from him.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get going."

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something about her is soooo annie cresta coded

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george dating a natural redhead and being absolutely obsessed with her. at fleur and bill’s wedding you looked absolutely ethereal and he couldn’t look away, even when you were talking to completely different people he was still watching you in the corner of his eye.

not only did you dance with george that night but you danced with all the weasley clan and george’s heart warmed as he watched on. you looked so happy, so at home dancing and smiling and laughing with his family. he couldn't wait to make you his, to watch you walk down the aisle in a dress that accentuates your curves and your hair beautifully done in a style that frames your face and makes you look even more perfect than you already are. he can’t wait until you're mrs weasley.

the next time george had a deep yearning was when you went to visit ginny and harry and their one year old who was already sporting the weasley hair and george yearned for your own child together. he knew that they would highly be ginger just like their parents and he wanted his own george jr. the next generation of the weasley's, full of redheads, just like his parents, his siblings and him but this time with you and him and your own kids.

it became an even greater need when he saw you bouncing the little baby up and down on your knee and telling him how cute he looks. you looked a natural playing with the little one.

he watches and gets distracted thinking about the future he has with you, he wonders how many children you'll have together. he wonders if your first born will be a prankster like him and what house they'll be sorted in.

he knows how wonderful of a parent you'll be. he hopes he'll be a good dad. he looked after ginny a bunch when they were children but he has some self doubt, throughout your relationship you've always been there to assure him that his insecurities are just that, insecurities, he's perfect the way he is and you love him with every fibre of your being. he knows that together you'd raise the best kids. as soon as you leave harry and ginny's he's dragging you home and making sure that you'll be pregnant by tomorrow and announcing it to the rest of the family soon.

I need a whole fic where the Cerritos is mistaken for the Enterprise by some type of alien with very high intelligence but very poor visual recognition, for whatever reason.

And Freeman either can't or is too scared to convince them that they're not the Enterprise, so she starts desperately assigning everyone to various roles. Boimler gets assigned as Data, and since he and Mariner are the only people on the ship who play string instruments, the captain orders them to put together some sort of "symphony" because the aliens have heard that that's a thing on the Enterprise.

And it's just Mariner and Boimler frustratedly trying to figure out how to combine her electric guitar skills and his traditional violin skills into something suitably "symphonic" (i.e. thematically trying to combine her more lax/modern way of doing things with his more strict/traditional way).

. . . is it okay if i say something?

Taxi, May 1989. “Fragrant Deception”

Photographed by Steven White.

Models: Jessica and Rochelle Relyea.

“The bawdier maiden got the rogue in the sack, But all he could do was write on her back.

He could not perform in the way she desired; By the scent of another his fancy was fired.”

My love shared an amazing experience with me today. He hooked up our stethoscopes so we could listen to both of our hearts at the same time. It was a very intense experience for me since it was my first time using steths that way but incredible to share with him. Hearing his heart in one ear and my own in the other just made me feel so connected to him.

My favorite necklace is the one he gave me for my birthday this year. A Tiffany necklace that he called "The Key to His Heart". I've never been given something so beautiful or meaningful before. I truly treasure it, almost as much as his heart.

i was thinking of something earlier

baylan most likely picked shin up as his padawan when she was really young, right? probably either as young as a toddler, or as old as a pre-teen.

i think little shin was probably easily afraid of loud noises; people yelling and other hijinks. but, she was most afraid of thunderstorms, because she lived on the streets for so long. that's why when baylan speaks, shin is comforted and isn't scared of him. because he always speaks softly in a level volume; much softer when he spoke to her as a youngling.

baylan would never yell at shin.

even if she made mistakes during her training.

but, little shin is still... a kid. sometimes, when she can't will her fear away, she still wouldn't sleep with the lights off, or would stay up during a thunderstorm. she would often debate on waking her master up, but would worry that she'd disturb him.

baylan, of course, would notice shin anyway. he would find her curled into a ball, ears covered tightly, as she sinks into herself in a corner. he would gently call her, "shin?", and she would turn around; eyes teary and lips trembling, yelping when another loud thunder claps.

baylan would always make it quiet for her.

he never told shin, but he'd always do a little jedi mind trick to silence the loud noises outside and creating some sort of anechoic chamber in her mind. shin would only hear baylan's voice, along with his steady and strong heartbeat as she hugs him.

little shin who sinks into baylan's torso despite him already kneeling to match her height. baylan who embraces her tight enough to make sure shin feels safe, but also gentle enough so that he doesn't accidentally crush her little frame.

by the first morning sun light shines, shin is asleep soundly against baylan's chest, while baylan had only dozed off when the thunder passed a few hours ago.

and as she grew older, shin doesn't seek baylan anymore when she is afraid.

it's because of baylan, she does not fear anymore.

baylan's hugs reduces to gentle shoulder squeezes full of pride that emits from his eyes. shin watches as his reddish-brown mane and beard grows white as snow each years passes through them. when baylan's mane had finally turned fully white, shin got her hair bleached to bone-white. that was the closest she can get to match baylan's ever whitening hair.

and shin have only ever felt her confidence grow.

shin only felt fear again when baylan walked away.

wait wait wait. person on twt pointing out heaths left eye always ends up hidden..... and girl in the trailer. ohhh yeah